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00:01There.
00:02This one?
00:03Yes.
00:04I'm waiting for you.
00:06Let's go.
00:07This is the area.
00:09Let's go.
00:15You're waiting for me.
00:16I'm waiting for you.
00:17Go ahead.
00:35Here we go.
00:36Let's go.
00:36Let's go.
00:42Let's go.
00:46Let's go.
00:52What are we doing?
02:29Well, we've come a long way, Walt.
02:31Here at the end of round one, I'm going to recommend cautious optimism.
02:36We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded, reassess, and decide our next move, if any.
02:43That's right around the time the babies do, correct?
02:46Uh, yeah.
02:48Well, try to think of this as good timing.
02:50You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself, and your hair should start to come back.
02:55Oh.
02:56I've kind of gotten used to the old cue ball look.
02:59I prefer to think of it as streamlined.
03:01Right.
03:02Aerodynamic.
03:06So, no more confusion?
03:09No more...
03:10No.
03:11No.
03:12Absolutely none.
03:14How are you two holding up?
03:18Fine.
03:20I mean, you know, we're busy, but...
03:23We're good.
03:24Absolutely.
03:27It's all good.
03:34So, we're not going through an insurer, is that correct?
03:37Yes.
03:37Direct bill.
03:39Just need to print it out for you.
03:41Okay.
03:45Okay.
04:14Um...
04:17I thought we discussed a cash discount.
04:21Absolutely.
04:23It's included.
04:25Just a reminder.
04:27We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested.
04:31Oh.
04:33Okay.
04:38Congratulations.
04:55Okay.
04:56Well, then, what about the MRI?
04:58Can you...
04:58Can you please explain to me the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory?
05:07Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it.
05:12Okay.
05:13You know, it should be covered.
05:16You bet I will.
05:17Yeah, in triplicate.
05:18Okay.
05:19Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help, too.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Okay.
05:26Bitch.
05:28Hi.
05:32Been around someone who smokes?
05:34No.
05:36The hospital bill came.
05:38That was fast.
05:39Yeah.
05:41Three days stay.
05:4213,000 and counting.
05:51Is this something that, uh, Gretchen and Elliot might cover?
05:57I mean, I, uh, I know it's strictly your domain, but, um...
06:03They will.
06:04I'm sure they will.
06:05I'll handle it.
06:29I'll handle it.
06:55I'll handle it.
08:56Uh, so things are quiet, you know?
08:59Not a lot of crystal on the streets right now.
09:01Good.
09:02Of course, that's not gonna last.
09:03We're waiting to see who's gonna rally the roaches now that his turf's up for grabs.
09:06No takers so far?
09:08Well, we keep hearing a name, uh, Heisenberg.
09:12Lately, pretty much every dime-bagger we come across, you know.
09:14Heisenberg?
09:15Yeah, I know.
09:16Maybe it's, uh, Tweaker urban legend.
09:19Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding.
09:24Anyway, uh, we'll stay on it.
09:28Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank?
09:32Because they have three sets of teeth that'll take a bite out of anything?
09:38Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles in pursuit of their prey.
09:43Yeah, I, uh, I think I heard that.
09:46You, my friend, are a great white.
09:50How does the Albuquerque Liaison Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force sound?
09:56Like one hell of a promotion.
09:58As of the first, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso.
10:02Thank you, sir.
10:04Hey, hey, what's you gonna do without me, Gomi?
10:07Celebrate.
10:08I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week.
10:11Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn.
10:14I'm the whole package.
10:15I'm glad I didn't just eat.
10:16I'm surprised your head still fits through the door.
10:19Hey, you want to grab lunch?
10:20Oh, hell yeah, because you're buying.
10:22Done.
10:22I'll meet you morons downstairs.
10:25Try not to get lost on the way.
10:27Schrader.
10:29Yeah, hey, Ricky.
10:30How you doing?
10:31Yeah, I'm stoked, too.
10:33Yeah, El Paso.
10:37Here's the man.
10:41Hey, congratulations, Hank.
10:42Thanks.
10:46Hey, tell me.
11:01Hey, tell me.
11:04Yeah.
11:10Hey, tell me.
11:10Hey, my.
11:12Oh!
11:15Hey.
11:16Hey, my.
11:16Hey, I can't go in.
11:16I don't know.
11:46Two in the forest, you know, and then he says, give me a four.
12:25Hey.
12:25You got some nerve coming back here.
12:28Or even dumber than I thought.
12:31Yeah, well, um, maybe both.
12:32I don't know what else.
12:40Balance for the, uh, the tow, the repairs, and extra for, you know, damages and stuff.
12:47The, the gates, the toilet.
12:53Look, like I said, my word is my bond.
13:12What would you charge me to store this here?
13:16Million five.
13:17Come on, yo.
13:19Your sister.
13:20Dog, I'm serious, all right?
13:22I got storage needs, and I got scratch up front.
13:26We could, you know, negotiate.
13:34Five hundred.
13:35A month?
13:36A week.
13:39For real.
13:41See ya.
13:42Wait, wait, wait, just hold on.
13:44Just chill.
13:47Okay.
13:48Sounds good.
13:49Totally doable.
13:50Outside.
13:51Inside.
13:53Forget it.
13:54Man, come on.
13:54Your fence is too easy to climb.
13:57Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges.
14:00Come again?
14:01Gate, in and out, privileges.
14:05Month to month, cash up front, inside.
14:09And I don't know you.
14:10I don't know Jack.
14:12No.
14:26You selling?
14:28Why don't you take it for nine G's?
14:37What about that one?
14:44Serious?
15:07It's, uh, it's Jane, right?
15:10Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome.
15:14Really?
15:14Does it inspire awe?
15:16No, I mean, you know, it's great.
15:18It's just what I've been looking for.
15:19That's what I meant.
15:20Um, I had an entire house before.
15:23Attached and all, but, you know,
15:24I was just tired of the lawn care,
15:26upkeep and whatnot, you know?
15:28Well, the blinds are new.
15:30Everything's been painted.
15:33Jesus.
15:36Utilities are included.
15:39Ah, stacking.
15:40Sweets.
15:41Got a cable?
15:42Already wired.
15:43Just a call to activate.
15:44High speed, whatever.
15:46Bathroom, cool tile.
15:49Bedroom.
15:50Nice.
15:52I'm a fan of the hardwood.
15:57So, you're interested?
15:58Definitely.
15:59Definitely, yeah.
16:00And you're good with MPNF?
16:03Uh, sorry, what?
16:06In the ad?
16:07No smoky, no pets?
16:08You want a smoky dude outside?
16:09Uh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
16:11Um, school, no worries.
16:12All right, the usual drill,
16:14I'll need a W-2 or a recent pay stub,
16:16current employer, former address,
16:17you know, the yada yada.
16:19And if it's all copacetic, I'll call.
16:24Yeah, look, uh, thing is, I can...
16:31Unbelievable.
16:32Look, I'm just currently in between situations.
16:35Then I'm currently not renting.
16:36Look, look, I got the money,
16:37and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever.
16:40Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out?
16:44Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy,
16:46trust me.
16:47Your dad.
16:49Owns the place, I manage it.
16:52Pen on paper, that's what I need.
16:54Or go run your game somewhere else.
16:56Dude, I got nowhere else to go, this is it.
16:59And I got no game, all right?
17:01I just need a chance.
17:07Look, um,
17:08my folks,
17:09they kicked me out.
17:11I'm a disappointment.
17:13Apparently, didn't meet their expectations.
17:16Again.
17:17So, you know, now I'm
17:18a person on retise or whatever.
17:20But you know what?
17:21I'm a good person.
17:23And I work hard.
17:24I will pay you every month,
17:25and I will pay you on time.
17:27I will not mess this up, okay?
17:28I swear.
17:31I swear.
17:39Rent just went up.
17:40A hundred more a month.
17:42That's the cash price.
17:43Yes.
17:45Okay.
17:46Yes.
17:47Hey, you rock.
17:49You won't regret this.
17:50And, in addition to first and last,
17:52I want two more months.
17:53DBAA fee,
17:54non-refundable.
17:56Yeah, of course.
17:56No problem.
17:57DBAA.
17:58Obviously.
17:59Yeah.
18:02Okay, so, uh,
18:04what's, what's DBAA?
18:06Don't be an asshole.
18:08Gotcha.
18:09I live next door.
18:11Really?
18:11And don't think for one second
18:13you have squatter's rights
18:14because you don't.
18:15If you blow this,
18:16I want you gone.
18:17I know guys will have your skinny ass
18:18out back by the dumpster
18:19faster than you can blink.
18:23Wow.
18:24I'll fill it in.
18:25Just sign your name.
18:26Which is what, by the way?
18:29Jesse.
18:30I had, uh, Jesse Jackson.
18:35Seriously?
18:37What?
18:46Here's to good friends.
18:50Tonight is kind of special.
18:52The beer we'll pour.
18:55Must have to know somehow.
18:57So tonight,
19:00tonight,
19:02a little bit Chreder Brown.
19:05Chreder Brown.
19:13Chreder Brown.
19:15Chreder Brown.
19:26Chreder Brown.
19:28what are you doing beating off what's it look like i'm doing that is in fact exactly what it
19:33looks like to me brewing is an art form marie i think you'd appreciate that by now christmas
19:39batch of oh six come on so let me get this straight you call in sick the day after receiving
19:47a long-awaited career boosting promotion so you can play oktoberfest in your man cave
19:56i don't get it really i i don't babe relax please don't tell me to relax you know i hate
20:05that
20:05right dave said i should express that all i'm saying is uh everything's fine
20:11i can take a day no big deal now get that sweet ass out of here so i can concentrate
20:23so
22:08Okay, so what's the plan?
22:11The plan is we cook.
22:13Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook?
22:28Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own?
22:31Say, if I cook during the days and you work the nights.
22:34Dude.
22:35What?
22:36Prior to Tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it?
22:39Now, I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before, but still, what choice do we have?
22:44First of all, there's no we, okay?
22:46You're talking me, solo, busting hums, slinging shards.
22:50I got profile now.
22:52Don't you get that?
22:53A DEA's up my ass.
22:55No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change.
22:59No way.
22:59Then what do you suggest?
23:01I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco.
23:11I got bills, man.
23:14You've got bills?
23:15Rent, yo, responsibilities.
23:17I've already lost more than I've made, and I'm tired of dicking around out here.
23:22You want to know how much I've got left?
23:25After completing my first round of treatment and financing the world's most expensive alibi?
23:31Huh?
23:31Zero.
23:32Zip nothing.
23:33I've got nothing to show for all of this.
23:36Nothing for my family, which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point.
23:44But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option, that leaves us with a total of two choices.
23:51We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic, or you and I stu-
23:58You selling whatever you can.
24:04There's a third way.
24:07And what would that be?
24:12We got to be Tuco.
24:14All right?
24:15Cut out the middleman.
24:16Run our own game.
24:16So you're going to, what, snort meth off a Bowie knife?
24:23You're going to beat your homies to death when they diss you?
24:26Look, I know some guys.
24:28All right?
24:28I can create a network.
24:31Look, we control production and distribution.
24:35That way we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass.
24:38I mean, the point here is to make money, right?
24:42Sky-high stacks.
24:45No.
24:46No?
24:46That's not the point?
24:47No, I am not willing to do that.
24:50Who said anything about you?
24:55I don't vote for this plan.
24:58I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation.
25:02Yeah?
25:03Well, you don't get to vote.
25:07I beg your pardon?
25:10This is a partnership, remember?
25:12I rem-
25:13Oh, I remember.
25:14Yeah, you cook.
25:15I sell.
25:16That was the division of labor when we started all this.
25:19And that's exactly how we should have kept it.
25:22Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk or on my knees with a gun to
25:27my head
25:28before your greedy old ass came along.
25:30All right?
25:37All right.
25:38I will admit to a bit of a learning curve.
25:41Oh.
25:42And perhaps I was overly ambitious.
25:45In any case, it's not going to happen that way anymore.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Damn straight.
25:49No, I.
25:51Because we do things my way this time.
25:54Or I walk.
26:00You need me more than I need you, Walt.
26:29You need me more than I need you, Walt.
26:33You need me more than I need you, Walt.
26:34You need me more than I need you, Walt.
26:43All right, let me give you a virtual tour, okay?
26:47So, plasma.
26:48So, you go right here.
26:50Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted.
26:52Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo.
26:54Nah, they burn in, yo.
26:56All right.
26:56But the picture's, like, way sharper.
26:58Blacks are deeper, too.
27:28They got 3D coming out, like, any day now.
27:29They cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit.
27:33Ah, you are going to score big time.
28:05All right.
28:062,500 an ounce.
28:07All right.
28:08You sell it for 2,500.
28:09I keep the two.
28:10You keep the five.
28:12No cutting it.
28:12You sell it as is, all right?
28:142,500 an ounce?
28:17That's kind of, like, hopeful, bro.
28:19Yeah, Jesse.
28:20Streets, maybe 17, 18.
28:22Okay.
28:23Hey, this is the best shiz ever, all right?
28:27Everybody and their mother's going to want a taste.
28:29And second, who else is selling right now, huh?
28:32It's dry out there, that's for sure.
28:35Church.
28:35So, you point at how you want, okay?
28:37Quarter, half, teen, or whatever.
28:39But I make what I make.
28:40Too large.
28:41No exceptions.
28:43Short me, you're out.
28:45Cut it, you're out.
28:47Period.
28:48This is a big opportunity I am giving you.
28:53Understand?
28:54Badger, what is this?
28:57Um, a bear opportunity.
29:01Exactly.
29:02All right, this is the ground floor.
29:04Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you.
29:08So, bring out the product, yo.
29:10No, no, no.
29:11Not here, all right?
29:12Not ever.
29:13Blind drop.
29:14I will let you know when and where.
29:18All right?
29:19So, uh, you'll be hearing from me.
29:23Now, I got mad volume.
29:25So, you move it quick.
29:26You move it right.
29:28There is always more.
29:33Okay.
29:34D-B-A-A, mofos.
29:36All right?
29:37Apply yourselves.
29:39Hell yeah.
29:41Hell yeah.
29:44I love you.
29:44All right.
30:18it's an armpit it's not an armpit oh excuse me you're right it's the paris of the southwest
30:26please it's texas for god's sake right on the border of lawless mexican hell human heads
30:35they leave the cartels they litter the place with human heads yeah well i'm pretty sure that's where
30:40i'm going there it's like a calling card or a shout out or something now dc on the other hand
30:48i could get behind you just do your time like a good boy and i could see us in a
30:54cute little
30:55condo in georgetown in a couple of years
31:12i went online to this fantastic real estate website for dc
31:21there's just so much i don't know culture there you know i was talking to melinda heng's boss's wife
31:29i told you about her the one with the helmet hair and the permanent lip liner anyway she
31:32was saying that when they were going to apologize
31:44what i will not listen to one more word
31:50until you apologize
31:54for
31:55you know perfectly well marie
31:57obviously i don't care lies
32:01to me
32:04the shoplifting
32:06all of it
32:07i mean did you really think it was all just
32:10neatly gonna go away
32:12what if you hadn't tried to return it apologize
32:21now or never i mean it or it'll never be the same
32:29why are you punishing me
32:32if you don't respect me
32:35enough to apologize to tell me the truth
32:47i need my sister back
33:03i'm sorry
33:09i'm sorry
33:19i'm sorry
33:20you want the gory details
33:23yeah
33:24oh yeah
33:25no you don't
33:27keep you up at night
33:30uh so it was it scary
33:35hell yeah it was freaking scary you little punk
33:38jesus
33:39but you were way faster than him
33:43well i'm here aren't i
33:46yeah hell yeah kick ass and take names
33:50son
33:51nah it's fine
33:53you know what it is
33:56cockroach comes out from under a fridge
33:58what do you do
33:59i mean don't think about it
34:02just stomp them down
34:06where do they come from
34:09criminals like the one you uh
34:12i mean what do you think it is that makes them
34:14who they are
34:16psh
34:17buddy might as well be asking me about the roaches
34:22all i know there's a whole world of them out there
34:28man i got pissed like a racehorse
34:31gone
34:32no
34:32no
34:32no
34:33no
34:33no
38:03You're half.
38:0515K.
38:06That's what I'm talking about.
38:10Uh, you're welcome.
38:13Jesus.
38:16Help me understand the math, okay?
38:19I gave you one pound, correct?
38:21You and I split $2,000 per ounce.
38:24$1,000 each.
38:26One pound.
38:27That's 16 ounces.
38:2916 ounces should net to me $16,000.
38:32$1,000.
38:33$16,000.
38:35Not 15.
38:38Something came up.
38:41Something came up?
38:42One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies.
38:46Lost an ounce.
38:47But it's cool, okay?
38:49Skinny piece cool.
38:49Oh, so you're saying that your guy got robbed, or rather you got robbed, but it doesn't matter.
39:00Hmm?
39:02Dude, it's called breakage, okay?
39:04Like Kmart, shit breaks.
39:07And you're thinking this is acceptable?
39:09It's the cost of business, yo.
39:12You're sweating me over a grand?
39:14Hey, look.
39:14I'm just the chemister.
39:15I'm not the street guy, yo.
39:18But it seems to me that what you call breakage is just you making a fool of yourself.
39:24Now, I've got another technical term for you.
39:28Non-sustainable business model.
39:30You're focusing on the negative.
39:33Six grand a day we're making.
39:35What's your problem?
39:37What happens when word gets out, and it's open season on these clowns you've hired, huh?
39:43Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman, drug lord, can be robbed with impunity.
39:50Man, come on.
39:52You think Tuco had breakage?
39:56I guess it's true, he did.
39:58He broke bones.
40:00He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off.
40:04You want another grand?
40:05Is that it?
40:07Not my point.
40:08Take it!
40:09Here!
40:13Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday.
40:16Hey, we're making banks.
40:17Shit happens.
40:18My guys get what they're up against, and they're careful.
40:21So am I.
40:22And you're all tucked in tonight with your precious family.
40:25So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything?
40:28You made the division of labor very clear.
40:33Yo.
40:34I mean, seriously.
40:36What the hell do you want me to do?
40:38Huh?
40:39Huh?
41:08Sorry.
41:10Wow, you snuck in.
41:11Oh.
41:12Didn't even know you were home.
41:15What you eating?
41:17Um, panini.
41:18There's another one in the freezer if you want it.
41:21I mean, I thought we nixed those, huh?
41:23Did we?
41:25Yeah, I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium?
41:31I had a craving.
41:33Once in a while is no big deal.
41:41So where's Junior?
41:44Out.
41:46With whom?
41:49Louis.
41:54Out.
41:55Where?
41:58Somewhere.
41:59I don't know.
42:01He'll be back by nine.
42:02Okay.
42:06I just thought you might have a clue where your son is.
42:10Why don't you?
42:13Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son?
42:17I'll tell you what, Walt.
42:18You want to know where he is, ask him.
42:20Just pick up the phone like I do.
42:21I'll tell.
42:38Perhaps you might know something about this.
42:47Perhaps.
42:50And then again.
42:52Perhaps I don't, Walt.
42:55Perhaps I smoke them in a fugue state.
43:01I'd like an explanation, please.
43:03Oh, you really don't want to go down that road, Walt.
43:05Why would you do this?
43:06You're pregnant, for God's sakes.
43:08Three and a half cigarettes is not going to do a thing to the baby.
43:11Nothing.
43:12Oh, okay.
43:12Well, I'm glad you're so sure, doctor.
43:14Three and a half.
43:15That was it.
43:15I tossed the rest.
43:17And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed.
43:24Skylar.
43:25This, I mean, this is something that the...
43:29This is so unlike you.
43:31Why...
43:31Really?
43:32How would you know?
43:36No, thank you.
43:59Hank...
44:29What is this?
44:31Oh, oh, oh!
45:23You ask me what I want you to do.
45:37I want you to handle it.
46:28I want you to handle it.
46:51I want you to handle it.
47:09I want you to handle it.
47:31I want you to handle it.
47:31I want you to handle it.
47:31I want you to handle it.
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