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00:49THEYKİD
00:49Oh Nigel,
00:51Liz off his life and live in a Canal boat.
00:55Evet.
00:57Aşık bir World Cup geldiğinde
00:59Meziyken
01:00Aşık bir Teler.
01:04Aşık bir de gireyken
01:05son atv2
01:07Ne ya da, bir gireyken?
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13:46Evet.
13:47Ha ha.
13:49You right me.
13:51Oh!
13:524th Blede.
13:534th Blede, final answer.
13:55And, well done, audience, and well done you.
13:57That's the correct answer.
13:58Well done, audience.
13:59Pat yourself on the back.
14:01That's 1,000 pounds in the bank.
14:04Here's the 8,000 pound question.
14:07Which of these is not a variety of potato?
14:11Oh no, that could be interesting.
14:12You'll get this.
14:13No, shush.
14:14Russet Burbank
14:16Evet, da bir potato
14:17Desiree
14:18Evet
14:19Evet, da bir potato
14:20Evet, da bir potato
14:21Ramanescu
14:22Evet
14:23Bir potato
14:24Ramanescu
14:25Çünkü kağıtlı bir araç
14:27İçeride kağıtlı bir araç
14:28Ama bir bala
14:29Bir jersey royal
14:30Evet, da bir potato
14:32Bir de all potatoes
14:33Evet, ben de sayı
14:35Ramanescu
14:35Final answer
14:36Oh, she's gone
14:37Straight into it
14:38The right answer
14:39Evet, well done
14:41Ah, thank you
14:43Oh, God, we got that wrong
14:44We'd have been wrong, Nigel
14:46Now, safety net at 16
14:48No, I'll keep going, thank you
14:49Oh, go on, girl
14:51She's fancy in herself
14:53Come on
14:54Which of these materials
14:55Is made by buffing
14:56The underside of animal hide
14:58To create a soft textured finish
15:01I feel like I'll know it
15:02When I see it
15:03Yeah, I'll know it
15:03When I see it
15:04Chiffon?
15:05No
15:06Well, chiffon
15:07Is crinkly, crinkly, innit
15:09Velvet
15:11Suede
15:11Yes
15:13Suede
15:13Animal hide
15:14It's suede, isn't it
15:15For sure
15:16Or moleskin
15:17Oh
15:18No, moleskin is not
15:20Moleskin, no
15:21No
15:21I think they're putting that
15:22Obvious, they're like
15:23Oh, is it the skin of a mole
15:24For, like, real take-offs
15:25We're better
15:26We're more intelligent
15:27We're going to go suede
15:28Think on this one
15:30I'd like to use a 50-50
15:32No
15:32No
15:33They'll leave you with suede and moleskin
15:35Okay then
15:36Computer, could we take away
15:37Two wrong answers, please
15:40Of course
15:41Yeah, of course
15:41Every time
15:42Bastards
15:43I knew they'd do that
15:44That's the two I was between
15:46Ricky Gervais used to manage, suede
15:48Okay
15:50Would that get me through?
15:53If I just hit him with a different bit of knowledge
15:55That does mean I'm going to ask you
15:57Oh
15:58Smars
15:59Ask the farmer
16:00Yeah
16:01Here's what I think
16:04I
16:04The underside
16:06I don't
16:06Shh
16:07Lends me to think it's moleskin
16:10Really?
16:11He's confident
16:12Look at that stupid face
16:14I've got some moleskin trousers
16:16But they're not made of moles
16:18They've got a soft texture finish
16:19Suede
16:20Sort of doesn't, does it?
16:22Suede is soft
16:23It does
16:24It does
16:26What's the matter with the man?
16:28I've got suede shoes on
16:29You don't call those soft, do you?
16:30I would
16:31Yeah, suede it soft
16:32Moleskin
16:33Can't be the skin of moles, surely
16:35Well, you and Jeremy
16:37How many moles you'd have to kill?
16:39And moles only this big?
16:40Moleskin
16:41And that is my final answer
16:43Don't do it!
16:44Don't do it!
16:45She's an idiot!
16:46So I will go moleskin, final answer
16:49She's going moleskin
16:50No
16:51Oh God
16:52Couldn't be wrong
16:53If this is wrong, Nellie's going to feel such a knob
16:55I bet
16:58Oh, jeez
16:59No!
17:00That's annoying
17:02Because, um, yeah
17:03Suede is the correct answer
17:05It's created by sanding flesh on the side of animal hide
17:08But I wouldn't have called it soft and textured
17:10It is
17:11Of course it's soft
17:12I've got a beautiful soft suede jacket
17:14Yeah
17:15Idiot
17:15I think he'd have known
17:17Well, I can only apologise for that
17:19Well, your apology's not accepted, Jeremy
17:21I don't know what to say
17:22Other than you are leaving here
17:24Uh, Jamie Eidman
17:26With
17:26£1,000
17:28Yeah
17:28There you go
17:28That's a grand you didn't have before
17:30That's true
17:31Do you know what I mean?
17:32Well, that wasn't one of the best, was it?
17:34No
17:34It didn't get
17:35But, good
17:35Because I had never seen anyone walk away with a grand
17:37You're fidgeting away
17:39You're full of beans today, aren't you, Nigel
17:41Mm
17:42Full of beans
17:43Yes
17:46In Kent
17:47There's a slight addiction shopping
17:48I like to, I like to shop at least once a week
17:51What, every week you go shopping?
17:52I buy it
17:53For, like, for clothes?
17:54Yeah, I buy, like, you know
17:55I'll get a little something for something
17:56Harry and Matt
17:58What's your go-to, like, item?
18:01Do you know what I mean?
18:01Like, trousers, t-shirt
18:02Like, what's your most frequent purchase?
18:04My most frequent purchase was
18:06I actually struggle a lot with jeans
18:07Because, as you would know
18:09When you've got big thighs like us
18:11Yeah
18:11Adductors
18:12They tend to chafe and rub
18:14The chafing is the issue
18:15Do you know what I get chafe a lot?
18:16If you go away, yeah
18:17And I go in the sea
18:18And I don't want to change in my shorts
18:20I get bad chafe
18:21Yeah
18:22Then I have to walk around like that
18:23Like that
18:23You know what I mean?
18:23When you walk around like this
18:24Yeah
18:24Yeah
18:25That chafe
18:26Been there a lot, mate
18:27Mate, it hurts
18:27People don't realise
18:28These adductor problems are real
18:30Yeah, it's not ideal
18:32On Friday
18:32We kicked off our morning routine
18:35In the usual way on ITV
18:37Do you want breakfast?
18:38Yeah
18:39God
18:41Oh, cha
18:42That's not you out
18:43Is that it?
18:44Yeah, that's it
18:45Are you an early?
18:46You're quite
18:46Oh, you are an early riser
18:48Yeah
18:48Because you'll often message me three times
18:506am
18:516am
18:52I'm like, oh, Claire's had a coffee
18:54I'm on my second coffee
18:56I was just thinking
18:57Okay
19:03This steam tune
19:04Don't have to make you dance
19:05Oh, doesn't it?
19:08Save our shippers
19:10Throw some signs
19:11Go on, mate
19:12Save our strippers
19:13Amen
19:17Are you having that for breakfast?
19:19Yeah
19:20Breakfast, lunch, dinner
19:21I love a boiled egg
19:23I love a boiled egg
19:24Love and soldiers
19:26Or an omelette
19:27Plain omelette
19:28I make a very good omelette
19:29Do you make a good one?
19:30I do
19:30See, you're a good
19:31The one thing I can do
19:32Is spinach omelette
19:33Oh, divine
19:34Now, is it outdated
19:36To hire a stripper?
19:38I had a stripper
19:38You're a 40th
19:39My 40th, yeah
19:41I remember it on tape
19:42Yeah, mind you
19:43It was a right nice bloke
19:44It was
19:45You say, yeah, nice
19:45Do you know how many times
19:46People have asked me
19:47If I'm a stripper
19:49Ever
19:49If I could have a pound
19:50For every time someone said to me
19:52Are you a stripper?
19:53Or have you stripped?
19:54I feel like that's quite insulting
19:55Or have you done butter in the buff?
19:57Both hen party organisers
19:59And strippers
20:00Say bookings
20:01For hen parties
20:02Are now lower than ever before
20:05I like a stripper, do you?
20:07In the right situation
20:08It can be fun
20:09Yeah, just it's awkward
20:10But it's also
20:11It's like you're with
20:12It's with other people as well
20:13Shall I just give you
20:14One of those strip dances now?
20:15No, don't do that
20:16Stop doing that, please
20:17Now going for wellness activities
20:19Instead of parenting
20:20So we're joined by April Todd
20:21We're going to hen party business
20:23Alongside strippers
20:24Gary Maloney and Tony
20:25Oh, okay
20:26Wow, look at these guys
20:28Wow
20:29Look at him aren't there
20:31Is this us in a different life?
20:33What?
20:35That is quite concerning
20:36Have you noticed this?
20:37This is a
20:38To be honest though
20:39I think I'm an exception to the rule
20:40Because I'm probably
20:41Busy than I've ever been
20:42Ooh, alright cocky
20:45He's like
20:45Yeah, I'm great
20:46Matt 2.0
20:48The most important part
20:49Is to put everyone at ease
20:50And it's about them, not you
20:52It's about them, not you
20:53But when you're standing there
20:54With your bits out
20:55It's kind of about you
20:56Yeah
20:56I think the one way
20:57To make sure people are at ease
20:58Is keep your clothes on
21:00And I think that's so, so important
21:02And I think once I've left that
21:03I need to know when I've left there
21:05They know me as Gary
21:06The actual person
21:07And not just the stripper
21:08Oh, bless him
21:09Sorry
21:10Bless his heart
21:11I'm more
21:12Than a thong
21:13What's he do like
21:14When he's naked
21:15Just so you know ladies
21:16It's Gary
21:16Nice to meet you all
21:17You can call me Gaz
21:20Tony, what have you found?
21:22You're professionally known as seduction
21:23Ooh, seduction?
21:24Is that his birth name, do you think?
21:28Seduction
21:29Can't take him serious
21:30With that hat on
21:30Seduction
21:31I mean, similar to what Gary said
21:33It's for me
21:34I transitioned from dance
21:36Oh, Tony's his real name
21:37No wonder he calls himself seduction
21:40It's quite hard to concentrate
21:41Because you can't see his eyes
21:42You can't see him for that big hat
21:44Do you ever do celebrities' homes?
21:46Has any celebrities out there
21:48Got a bit crazy?
21:48I mean, I don't like to main drop
21:49Oh, Alison getting the gossip
21:50Oh, I bet
21:51I wonder if he is
21:52Send him round
21:53Yeah, but he ain't going to disclose that, is he?
21:55Well, let's find out
21:55But I was dancing with Amanda Holden last week
21:58I knew she'd come up
22:01Yeah, Amanda
22:02She's a filthy
22:03I'm here, Amanda
22:04We did panto with Amanda Holden, didn't we?
22:07Yeah, we certainly did
22:07Do you know what she has for lunch?
22:09Five grapes
22:10And I was with the Danny Dyers, both of them
22:12Oh, yeah, he had both the Dannys
22:14Oh, my God
22:15Did he just say Danny Dyer then?
22:17And he was, yeah, he enjoyed the lapdike
22:19He was his sister
22:20What would you do, though, B?
22:22If Gary, the stripper, turned up at the party?
22:26I don't know, I fucking know you
22:28You're Gary the stripper
22:30Gary the stripper?
22:31Yeah, no Gary the stripper
22:33I've seen you on the cellar
22:34On this morning
22:35On this morning, yeah
22:44In Essex
22:45There's two types of parents
22:47Liars
22:48Yeah
22:48And honest ones
22:49Yeah
22:50The honest ones are me
22:51Yeah
22:51Summer holidays are hard
22:52And the liars go
22:53All that time with my children
22:55Oh, it's just beautiful
22:57I'm terrified
22:58Best mates Jordan and Perry
23:01I've run out of things to do in the first three days
23:02You've got three, though, haven't you?
23:04So it's a lot
23:05The first three days I run out of things to do
23:06Okay
23:07Then, if we're lucky enough, we go on holiday
23:09And that's just parenting in the sun
23:11It's the same stuff at home
23:12But just on a sun-danger
23:14Yeah, I hear that
23:15With an audience
23:15Because everyone's then looking at you
23:16They should do more, like
23:18Remember, like, American TV?
23:19They do, like, camps and stuff
23:20Yes
23:21I'd send my kids to a camp
23:23Would you?
23:23Yeah, man
23:25Absolutely
23:26But do you feel like from birth?
23:27Or just
23:28Well, that's called adoption, isn't it?
23:31On Tuesday night
23:32The creme de la creme
23:33We're at it again
23:34On Channel 4
23:36Shall we eat it in technique?
23:37Okay
23:38Like this, right?
23:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
23:41Oh, okay
23:42Bye, though
23:43Okay, I thought you were about to
23:44You scared me there for a moment
23:46I only eat the top
23:47No
23:49I actually enjoy cooking
23:51But I'm not very good at it
23:52You make a nice soup, don't you?
23:54I make a very nice soup
23:56And no chewing involved
24:02Bake off the professionals
24:03I could never do this
24:05Oh, no, this is when, like, it levels up
24:08Yeah
24:10Here they come
24:12He's Benoit
24:13She's Cherish
24:14And they are top of their game
24:16Chef, today you must create
24:18A stunning biscuit modern landmark
24:21Oh, a landmark
24:22Made a biscuit
24:24I'd do the Lloydsbilder
24:25Oh, this is the one they do
24:26Oh, yeah, you love Lloyds
24:28I do Stonehenge
24:29Because that's quite easy
24:29You just get some of those sponge fingers
24:31Sponge fingers, yeah
24:32And then put them all like that
24:34With a sponge finger across the top
24:35We're done
24:36We're done
24:37Benoit
24:37Anything to add?
24:39Chef, today
24:39You must also make 12 petit gateaux
24:42What?
24:42Petit gateau
24:43Any type of food sounds better French
24:47Yeah, of course it does
24:48Do you know what I mean?
24:49Of course it does
24:50Like sausage roll
24:51Yeah
24:52Sounds nicer than what you have in sausage roll
24:54Yeah, because French is like the most perfect accent
24:56Yeah, but like, imagine, imagine, you know
24:58Today I'm going to make Benz on Saust
25:02Yeah
25:03You know, that sounds nicer
25:05Chefs, you had one hour to prep last night
25:07You now have a further four hours to complete this challenge
25:10Well, they've got four hours to do all this, Nigel
25:12God
25:13Tell me we're not going to have to watch it for four hours
25:15No, please, no
25:16You see, this is why I don't like baking
25:19Good morning
25:19So what are you going to make for your model, Emma?
25:22We have a Frenchman on the team
25:23So we're making the Louvre and surrounding buildings
25:26The Louvre and the Pyramids
25:29With the Pyramids
25:29Good Lord
25:30Are they going to do our chocolate?
25:32I see chocolate there
25:33Oh, I mean, could you be bothered?
25:35No
25:35Paying homage to the world's largest art museum
25:38Will and Sophia will surround their Louvre landmark
25:41Oh, that looks nice, doesn't it?
25:43Oh, they've got to do all the outbuildings around the Louvre as well
25:46Oh, we thought they were just doing the triangle
25:49The triangle?
25:52Decorated with white chocolate paints
25:54And filled with a baobab and tangy passion fruit compote insert
25:58Oh, nice
25:59A baobab?
26:00What's a baobab?
26:01I have no idea
26:02Will loves to use baobab
26:04Because I'm really interested in products that improve your health
26:07Okay
26:07So that's also why we've gone with cocoa and burdock biscuit
26:10And burdock
26:11Burdock
26:11And burdock
26:12Burdock
26:13I've got a semi watching that Frenchman
26:15It's just the voice
26:16Are we going to taste the bollocks?
26:18Bollocks?
26:23She said bollocks
26:24She did
26:25You don't want to taste that, hen
26:28No
26:29Yeah
26:30She can taste the bollocks if she wants
26:32The Pyramid
26:33It's a difficult design
26:34It's ambitious
26:35We are very behind
26:36I don't want to say
26:37Look at that
26:38What is that, mate?
26:40So the blue ice is going to look like the glass
26:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
26:44The Pyramid
26:45Of the leaves
26:46Of the leaves
26:47Of the leaves
26:48Of the leaves
26:48How are you?
26:50I'm all right
26:53They've built that upside down
26:54Which means they're going to have to ton it at some point
26:56What would you like if it all fell apart?
26:58I sort of would
26:59If it collapsed
27:01That's the dream, isn't it?
27:04Oh, no
27:05No, no, no, no
27:06Oh, my God
27:07What are they going to do?
27:08Take that cardboard away
27:09And hope it stays together
27:11Careful
27:12Careful, careful, careful
27:13This is the money shop
27:14This is what we're waiting for
27:17Oh, no
27:18Oh, no
27:19He's fucked it
27:19Oh, that's so sad
27:22Oh, it's awful
27:24It's awful
27:25Just give up
27:25Go home
27:26All right, just turn it round
27:27Turn it round
27:28Show him a good bit
27:29It's dripping
27:31Oh, it's leaking
27:32There's a leak in the Louvre
27:34Chefs, your time is up
27:36Oh, no
27:37Oh, my gosh
27:38Don't look at it
27:39Just don't look at it
27:41Yeah, don't look at it
27:42Don't look at it
27:42It's that bad
27:43Look away
27:44That's what I do with my problems
27:49Just ignore it
27:50Don't look at it
27:50If you ignore it
27:51It doesn't exist
27:54In Essex
27:55It's cold
27:56No, it's the air con
27:57Well, I'm sure you're trying to do me
28:00What do we do you in?
28:01What have I got to go in?
28:02Well, well, I've got me, what's it?
28:04Me life insurance
28:05What life insurance?
28:07Rylan and his mum, Linda
28:09Well, when I die, it goes to your next of kin
28:12What, me?
28:13No, the eldest, isn't it?
28:16Is the next of kin
28:17So Jamie gets it?
28:18It's like when my nanny died, bless her
28:20Susan was the eldest
28:22But if she's out between the three
28:25Are you joking?
28:27What, I don't get anything
28:28Yeah, yeah
28:30Whatever's there
28:30Goes between you and Jamie
28:33Well, listen
28:34I mean, I've been quiet lately
28:35I might have to
28:36Go and cut the brakes on your car
28:38Well done
28:39It's probably half a toothbrush each
28:42This week, it was all about girl power in this movie with a message on Netflix
28:48Ladies first
28:50Quite right too
28:51I don't think anyone ever says ladies first to us
28:57This is a story about a man named Damien
29:01Damien had it all
29:03Wealth, sex, power
29:06Is that David Attenborough?
29:07No, that was Richard E. Grant's voiceover then
29:10Oh, was it?
29:11Well spotted
29:12Because he was also
29:13An arsehole
29:15I like that
29:16Like all men
29:17Like, eh?
29:18Like all men
29:19Every single one of them
29:20Last night
29:21Was incredible
29:23I've heard that line many, many times
29:25A few people say that to you in the morning
29:27Yeah
29:27Nigel
29:28Ooh, Nigel, that was incredible
29:30Anything for the woman
29:32Who took my virginity
29:34What?
29:34Who took my virginity
29:37That's a good one
29:39That's a good one
29:40Right
29:41So he's a creep
29:43Yeah
29:44So this is what being the CEO of Guinness gets
29:47So did they say the CEO of Guinness?
29:49Have you ever Guinness?
29:50The drink
29:51I think he's the Guinness owner
29:52So, the board are on to me about female representation
29:58Did you see that?
29:59Female representation
30:00Terrible
30:01Atlas doesn't have a single creative direction
30:04Director who is a woman
30:06So why the hell should that matter?
30:07Why the hell should that matter?
30:09Why should that matter, Charles Dots?
30:12I mean, I just want to launch my biscuits at the telly
30:17We just promoted the most incredible woman to creative director last week
30:21Saying anything after a golf swing
30:23Yeah, makes you a dick
30:25So tell me, who is this new female we appointed last week?
30:30I mean, it
30:30Oh, sorry, did I say last week?
30:32Mm-hmm
30:32I meant this afternoon
30:33So he's obviously thought we're going to lose this contract if I don't employ a woman
30:37Mm-hmm
30:38He's a bit of a misogynist, isn't he? Let's be honest
30:40Guinness want to increase their female market share
30:43Do you love a Guinness?
30:44Well, love a Guinness? Yeah, who doesn't love a Guinness?
30:47Who don't love a Guinness?
30:48Who doesn't?
30:49And talking of women
30:51We have a new one
30:52Oh my god
30:53Talking of women
30:54We've got a new one
30:56We've got one
30:57Talking of women
30:58There's one there
30:58This is our new creative director
31:01Alex, um...
31:04Oh, he's a prick
31:07He can't even remember her name
31:08Fox
31:09Correct
31:12Correct
31:12Alex, correct
31:13Shut up
31:14I just wanted to say
31:15Right, let's get into it
31:16Product name, nine years
31:17Let's go
31:18So basically we don't care what you have to say
31:20Great, move on
31:21Tagline
31:21Can't grow a moustache
31:23Well, Guinness girl's got you
31:24Because girls can't grow a moustaches, can they?
31:26Some can, right?
31:29And then she and the St. Paulie girl have a pub fight
31:32And his Guinness
31:33And his foam
31:34And his moustache
31:34Do we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:36They're fighting
31:37Yeah, look
31:37Don't even listen to one now
31:40Hold on
31:40Are we sure we want to tie alcohol to violence, though?
31:43Which she just said
31:44I mean, it'd be funny if it wasn't so
31:45Probably true to life
31:47And depressing
31:48So it's hard as a woman to watch it and be like
31:50It's great, isn't it?
31:52That women are undermined in the workplace
31:54It's really good and funny, isn't it?
31:56I thought I was running point on the Guinness pitch
31:58Oh, yeah, yeah, you are
32:00Just need the new girl to cover herself
32:02In their female perspective, right?
32:05Oh, no
32:05She's overheard them
32:06She's overheard it
32:07Yeah
32:08I thought you should know the female perspective
32:10Just heard all of that
32:14Go on, girl
32:15Do you reckon she's going to give them a piece of their mind?
32:17I'm good at this and I deserve the job
32:19Time of the month
32:22Did you know what you just said?
32:23Yeah
32:23I would just go
32:25So what time would that be?
32:26Hmm
32:27I've got news for you
32:28Please tell
32:30The problem is you
32:32Oh, really?
32:33Yes, go on
32:34Good girl
32:35It's you
32:35It's you
32:36It is, it is
32:37You know, I'm not some blow-up doll
32:39That you can just wheel out to your meetings
32:40To prove you're evolved
32:41Don't not blow-up dolls
32:43They last longer than you have
32:45They last longer than you have
32:47Every time I think he can't say something worse
32:49He does it
32:50He just trumps it
32:51Keeps going
32:52Oh, by the way
32:54You're fired
32:55Oh
32:58Brilliant
32:59Deserve that
33:02Do you know what that reminds me of?
33:04What?
33:04You in Marbella
33:05That glass door
33:06Oh, don't
33:07Remember you kept walking into that glass door
33:09Yeah
33:09Every day
33:09In her apartment
33:11Every single day
33:12Yeah
33:13There you go
33:14Oh, dear
33:16He survived
33:17You on any medication?
33:19The pill?
33:19The pill?
33:20Are you on the pill?
33:21The pill?
33:21What pill?
33:22Are they asking him questions?
33:23Like, women questions?
33:25Okay
33:25Well, make sure you get some ice on that
33:27Yeah
33:27Look after that pretty face
33:28It's all right?
33:29Oh, okay
33:30Instantly
33:31Instantly
33:31It's the sweet
33:32The little tiny comments
33:33It's like casual misogyny
33:35That women deal with
33:35Yeah, exactly
33:36Yeah
33:36I think he's woken up in a new world
33:43Yeah
33:43Damien, you okay?
33:44What are you wearing?
33:45What am I wearing?
33:46Hold on, what are you wearing?
33:48Men are wearing skirts
33:49Men are wearing skirts
33:50Oh, the whole world
33:51The whole world
33:52The whole thing's switched
33:53I think I'd be all right in a woman's world
33:55I can see you in those trousers
33:56Yeah
33:56I'm more femme than I am mass sometimes, you know?
33:59Got three sisters
34:00I'd slip straight in
34:01What are you doing?
34:03You can't just walk into Alex's office
34:06Alex is the boss now
34:07Brilliant
34:08Is that the lady?
34:09Yeah
34:09Oh, great
34:10That's so good
34:11As you probably heard, Alex just quit
34:13I'm sorry, what?
34:16Did I?
34:18Aura!
34:19Aura!
34:20That's a collar and a half, innit?
34:21Get out of here
34:22You have to earn that collar
34:23Go on, Alex
34:24You've come to apologise
34:26Go ahead
34:28Damien, what are you doing in my office?
34:30If I bang my head and I get to Radio 2
34:33Tony Blackburn's trying to usher me away from me
34:36From me studio
34:38Coffee
34:38Oh, Fred, my cashmere angel
34:44Joel's dance in a cardi
34:46You've got that cardigan?
34:48Oh, yeah, I do, yeah
34:49The only thing that when I got together with Spencer
34:52I insisted on paying my way
34:55And it's one of my biggest regrets
34:57Eight years on
34:58Huge mistake
34:58Paying 50% of everything
35:00Yeah, because he held you to it
35:01Well, because I insisted
35:02Yeah
35:03Stupid
35:04I know, you tried to make a point
35:05And then you shot yourself in the feminist foot
35:08I didn't think it would be
35:09I didn't think I'd be here eight years later
35:12With him?
35:13Yeah
35:14I don't think anyone did
35:24In North London
35:26You know, I hit my head and found out I was pregnant
35:28Oh, did you?
35:30Yeah, because I had to go and have a head scan
35:31I hit on a low-hanging chandelier
35:33Best mates Sarah and Claire
35:36They said before we do this scan
35:38We need to make sure you're not pregnant
35:39So I did a pregnancy test
35:40And it was negative
35:42So I chucked it in the bin
35:43And my husband went
35:43I went, it's negative
35:44So my husband went, right
35:45I'll go and move the car
35:47And he went and moved the car
35:48And the nurse went
35:49No, I need to see the pregnancy test
35:51Before we can do the head scan
35:52Just to double check
35:53And I was like, but it was negative
35:54She went, no, go and get it
35:55So I went and got it
35:57And by the time I'd gone back and got it
35:58Two blue lines
35:59Because I was just pregnant
36:01So Ben came back from moving the car
36:03Before he moved the car
36:04I wasn't pregnant
36:05He came back, I was
36:08On Friday
36:09There were more big stories
36:10Hitting the headlines
36:11On the BBC
36:13Oh, um, what time is it?
36:15Is it six o'clock?
36:16Yeah
36:16My favourite show's about to start
36:18The six o'clock news
36:20I love crisps
36:22Yeah, you know
36:24Yeah
36:27Big tune
36:28Jump, jump, jump
36:31Boom
36:35Politics, I have no interest
36:37I like a bit of science news
36:39A bit of space news
36:41I like knowing what's going on with space
36:43Nothing political
36:45When they start talking about elections and all
36:48I'm like, couldn't give a flying fandango
36:51Now more than 20,000 people have signed a petition calling for a national A-level maths paper to be
36:57reviewed
36:57After complaints, it was too hard
36:59Yes
37:00Oh my God, this is my boy
37:02He did this maths exam
37:05Right
37:05There's petitions about it
37:07It was such a horror of a paper
37:09Oh, really?
37:10Yeah, everyone was traumatised after it
37:12It's awful
37:12Can we do that for when we did it?
37:15Yeah, can we go back to 2003?
37:16Because mine was too hard
37:17When I was doing mine, mine were well hard
37:19That paper was horrendous
37:22Yeah
37:23Well, it serves them right
37:25Do you know what I mean?
37:26Working hard and revising all that
37:28Bunch of nerds
37:31Yeah
37:32Why don't you buy yourself a big bottle of cider
37:35And go and sit over the park?
37:36Very few questions where I felt like I was like confident at
37:39This is great because you can basically coordinate your revolution via TikTok
37:43They have to listen if you go viral
37:46They don't look like bullshitters either
37:47No
37:48Very early on we saw like parametric equations
37:50Which don't usually come up until a lot later on in the paper
37:53Oh, I hate a parametric equation
37:55Can we say it, can we?
37:57What's he called, Claire?
37:58A parametric equation
38:00Good at parametric equations?
38:03A para-what?
38:03Students have contacted the BBC to share their concerns
38:06This generation, man, I'm telling you
38:08Wow
38:08I can't
38:09They're equally impressive and terrifying
38:12They're like, the exam was hard
38:13Ring the BBC
38:14But some maths experts say the paper was in line with expectations
38:18The actual mathematical computation in each question was very standard
38:23And we've seen these kind of questions before
38:25Oh Neil's saying that they're just standard questions
38:27I bet he's a maths genius
38:29Imagine being a maths expert
38:31Like imagine having that kind of brain
38:33Yeah
38:33Would be good, wouldn't it?
38:35For some things, yeah
38:36So there was nothing in there really
38:38That was mathematically alarming, I would say
38:43Mathematically alarming
38:44He loves maths, doesn't he?
38:49I can tell it
38:50And Ofqual, the exams regulator, has said that it will be closely monitoring the marking of this particular paper
38:56And that students shouldn't worry but focus on the next exam
38:59Don't worry about this one, you just concentrate on the next one, which is also going to be very hard
39:07You know it took me three times to pass my maths to UCSA
39:09Did it really?
39:11I kept on to go back
39:12It was like Elf, you know, when he's bigger than everyone in the classroom
39:15That was me
39:17I was 24
39:18I was like, hey, see if I can get that C grade
39:23In Essex
39:24You're going to eat them?
39:26Yeah
39:26This isn't a joke
39:27Yeah
39:27But I know you just like to suck them, don't you?
39:30The bucklies
39:31The dry roasted, I like to
39:33That is grim
39:34Just suck the
39:36Flavour
39:37Flavour off
39:38And then I put them
39:38The only reason you're saying that
39:41You have a little discarding bowl
39:42Yes
39:42Yeah, because I came home one day
39:44You had a, I love a dry roasted peanut
39:46Yep
39:46I saw a bowl of dry roasted peanuts
39:48I thought, oh, I'll have some of those
39:50They're all soggy
39:51Because you suck them and just put them in another bowl
39:54That'll teach you
39:55What? What's the lesson there?
39:56Ask
39:57Before you just help yourself
39:58To my snacks
39:59Is that right?
40:01Yeah
40:02On Saturday night
40:03Ross Kemp had us quizzing across his bridge on BBC One
40:08Oh, I love Bridge of Lines
40:10I like Ross Kemp
40:11It must be nice for him
40:12It must be more relaxing
40:14Because he's normally out bothering gangs and that, isn't it?
40:17Yeah, it's not
40:18Have a day off, babe
40:19This isn't as scary, is it?
40:21This is Celebrity Bridge of Lines
40:23Where winning is simple
40:26Just step on the truths
40:28Is it a truth?
40:29Or is it a lie?
40:30And steer clear of the lies
40:32Okay, we've got the gang
40:34We're in fever pitch already
40:35Oh, really?
40:36I love multiple choice
40:38Because you know one is right
40:41It's true
40:42But that's just
40:42That's an easy way out
40:44But
40:45Liking multiple choice
40:46Is a sign of weakness
40:49Are you ready?
40:51Got it
40:51Ready
40:52I expect to say
40:53They're sat in a studio
40:55The first category is
40:58Musicals
40:58Oh, this is you
40:59This is me all over
41:01All over
41:01Did you see Lion King with us?
41:02Hated it
41:03Oh
41:04Because the lions weren't lions
41:05They were humans
41:06With cardboard heads on
41:08It pissed me off
41:09I know most of
41:11Andrew Lloyd Webber's canon
41:13Okay
41:13Louisa, come and join me
41:15On the bridge
41:16I'm coming
41:17Well, Louisa's been in the West End
41:19Oh, has she?
41:19She's in EastEnders
41:20But she's done the West End
41:21Oh, she will know this then
41:22Yeah
41:25Louisa
41:25Hello
41:26We've sort of seen you
41:27On our screen
41:28Since you were a teenager
41:29Yeah, you've both been in EastEnders
41:33So, have you ever been in a musical?
41:34Yes, I was in Grease
41:36See, she knows her stuff
41:37Okay
41:38Name me two songs from Grease
41:41Go on, easy
41:41First one, easy
41:42Better shape up
41:44Better shake up
41:44However it goes
41:45Yeah
41:45You better shape up
41:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
41:47You're the one that I want
41:48Yeah
41:49That's that song
41:51Go on
41:51The sad one
41:53Do you know what I mean?
41:54Hopelessly devoted to you
41:55Oh, you pulled that one out
41:58Yeah, come on
41:58Right
41:59Can you tell us what charity
42:00You're playing for?
42:01I'm playing for guide dogs
42:02Oh, God bless her
42:04Ah, I love a guide dog
42:07There are ten lies on the bridge
42:09But remember
42:10There is always a path to safety
42:12Yeah, we get the idea
42:14Bridge
42:14What are we looking for?
42:16We're looking for the show to start
42:18We are looking for songs
42:20Correctly paired
42:21With the stage musical
42:23In which they feature
42:24Oh, get on with it
42:25We know
42:28Summer nights, Grease
42:29Oh, summer nights, Grease
42:31Easy
42:31Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well
42:33Very much of it's time now
42:35Yeah, it is
42:36Did she put up a fight?
42:37Oh
42:39Hello, please
42:40I have to go here
42:41Because obviously I was in the show
42:43Truth or lie
42:45That is the truth
42:46We got
42:46Oh, yeah, we knew we'd get that
42:48It's a simple format, isn't it?
42:50It is
42:50Almost too simple
42:52That opens up
42:53Memory
42:53West Side Story
42:55Memory is from Cats
42:56Memory
42:58All around in the moonlight
43:01That was quite good
43:03Wasn't that quite good?
43:06My favourite things
43:07The sound of music
43:09This is my favourite things
43:10Sound of music
43:10Memory in Cats
43:12These are a few of my favourite things
43:15Well, that's
43:15I felt that
43:16Is it the sound of music?
43:18No, I think that wasn't the sound of music
43:20This is my favourite, favourite film growing up
43:23So I'm definitely going to go for the sound of music
43:25You've got five minutes
43:26Yeah, do I
43:27Chop, chop
43:27If we don't want your life history, love
43:28Just jump on the fucking button
43:31That opens up
43:32Don't cry for me, Argentina
43:34Yeah, that one
43:35Yeah, of course it is
43:36Don't cry for me, Argentina
43:40That opens up the hotline
43:41Leaning on a lamppost, my fair lady
43:45See, these now, I have no idea
43:47This is getting niche now
43:48Just thought I'm leaning on the lamppost
43:50At the corner
43:51And I'll speak until a certain little lady goes by
43:59Oh, that's
44:00By the way, that's me ukulele
44:01This is one of my favourite musicals
44:03So I don't know why my mind is playing tricks on me
44:05Perfect year
44:06I'm going to go for it
44:08No, no, no
44:11Perfect year
44:12Truth or lie
44:13No
44:15Ah
44:18Oh
44:18Oh
44:20Oh
44:21Oh
44:21Oh
44:21Oh
44:22The dogs
44:22At least it's not her own money
44:23Yeah
44:24That'll be worse
44:25That's guide dogs being put to sleep now
44:28Because she's stupid
44:29That opens up
44:31Seasons of love
44:32Rent
44:33I dreamed a dream
44:35Les miserabla
44:36I dreamed a dream
44:37Yes
44:38I dreamed a dream
44:39Love time's gone
44:40On my
44:40Susan Boyle
44:42Yeah, it was, yeah
44:42Beat her
44:46Nice
44:46We did
44:48Sorry, Sue
44:49Have that, Sue, Moe
44:51I'm going to go here
44:51Truth or lie
44:52Sorry, I'm just
44:53It is a truth
44:54It's nearly over
44:55It opens up expressing yourself, Matilda
44:59Expressing yourself is not Matilda
45:01Shh, shh, shh
45:04Shh, shh
45:05What's that?
45:18I'm going to go for let me entertain you
45:20Truth or lie
45:20Oh, that's what I would have done
45:22I don't know
45:22It's the truth
45:25It's the truth
45:26Now, Johnny
45:26Well done
45:27Yay
45:29I never trained as a singer
45:31Clearly
45:32I did train
45:33A tiny bit
45:35Where did you train?
45:36My drama school
45:38Crufts
45:39Well, you know what?
45:40A really good one
45:41What I went to see
45:42Just recently
45:43Only at Christmas time
45:45Back to the future
45:46Right, we went together
45:48Yeah, we went together
45:50We went together
45:52We went together
45:54We went back to the future
45:56We went together
45:56Together
45:57And that funny
45:59We did go together
46:00So you've seen a musical as well
46:02We went together
46:03We went together
46:03We went together
46:03We went together
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