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00:00:39Hello, one and all.
00:00:41We're on the episode of Dimension 20, City Council of Darkness.
00:00:43I'm your humble Dungeon Master, Burnley Mulligan.
00:00:44With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes.
00:00:46Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:00:47Hi, intrepid heroes.
00:00:49Last we left off the town of Purpy, Oregon,
00:00:53was in the clutches of our coterie of Camarilla Kindred.
00:00:57Wow.
00:00:58Wow.
00:00:59Alliteration.
00:01:00Alliteration.
00:01:00Beautiful.
00:01:01Did you write that beforehand or did you just come up with it?
00:01:03That's off the dome, baby.
00:01:04That's exactly the kind of intro that we get some of the time, folks.
00:01:09Our kindred leapt from the skywalk of noted author Estelle Laurent's lovely manner,
00:01:15racing into the dark after Aaron Bowe, a vampire hunter,
00:01:18who had taken a shot at Darkness Man from the wood line.
00:01:22Darkness Man suplexed an old-growth oak tree into the rubble as Bat Child used...
00:01:27The fact that it was old-growth is so funny.
00:01:30So, I mean, like, a beautiful...
00:01:32It was a stunning, rare...
00:01:34A stunning, rare...
00:01:35They've got...
00:01:35Yeah, it's Pacific Northwest.
00:01:36It's Aurigure.
00:01:37Yeah, that's true.
00:01:37Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:38It's mostly...
00:01:38Five a dozen.
00:01:39I will say, oak, it's mostly conifer around here.
00:01:42It took Aaron Bowe straight to the mat, Bat Child using powers of oblivion to wither his flesh
00:01:48before Zayt Bandana flew right into his chest and he got eaten in front of everybody.
00:01:54Also, two unrelated people were killed as Zayt flew into a vampiric frenzy.
00:02:00What are you going to do?
00:02:00The guy's frenzying.
00:02:01Not my fault about that.
00:02:02What are you going to do?
00:02:03With a slick cover, the three of them jumped on the back of Gorse the Horse, who took off
00:02:06over the ridge as Levante Worthy came out and aiding his persuasiveness was on a phone
00:02:13call.
00:02:14He was getting word that this was a Banksy.
00:02:18It's not me.
00:02:18That's not coming from me.
00:02:19That's coming from the phone.
00:02:20It's hot off the presses.
00:02:21Exactly.
00:02:21Who got the call?
00:02:22Who got the call?
00:02:23You never had to explain who you were on the phone with?
00:02:25It wasn't Banksy.
00:02:26You never do.
00:02:26It was a Banksy.
00:02:27You never do.
00:02:27That's what happens when you roll 12 successes.
00:02:29You never have to explain.
00:02:30That's true, actually.
00:02:31That was a huge role for you.
00:02:32Huge role.
00:02:32Thanks, man.
00:02:33I got your back.
00:02:37The gutter took off after that party and got their plan together for, indeed, rather than
00:02:42pushing Helena Latour in this sort of interim appointment period, they set up Florian Whitaker,
00:02:48a man going through a rough divorce, to take the fall as they put noted journalist Nancy
00:02:55Danderhoof on the trail of this insane home-stealing swindle that the Silver Meadows nursing home had
00:03:04basically seen fit to, you know, use a bit of legal footwork to rob people of their houses.
00:03:11Putting Nancy on the foot freeing you guys up for your main downtime activities, which
00:03:15were running down Cody, one of the proprietors of the Crescent Moon Hostel, who ended up
00:03:22being, we presume, a werewolf.
00:03:25And a pretty nice guy, frankly.
00:03:26And a pretty nice guy, frankly.
00:03:28Strong.
00:03:29Hard to make an argument.
00:03:30Why would you eat him?
00:03:32Well, we don't have to eat him.
00:03:33We just have to repel him.
00:03:34Well, I don't want to.
00:03:35Frankly, it's hard to repel him.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:37Because he's nice.
00:03:38Because he's so nice.
00:03:39Because he's so nice.
00:03:39He's a warm guy.
00:03:40I don't want to kick him out.
00:03:41We found out that the Second Inquisition was not present in Purpy, but that some maybe
00:03:46like, you know, people that the former Aaron Bowe had like associated with were like a right
00:03:52wing group up the road in Medford a bit.
00:03:55And we also discovered that our friend Herbert Melvin, the city councilman, had a weird gargoyle
00:04:02of an ancient spirit with a ruby in its beak that was shattered after the ruby was taken
00:04:07by Batchout, who was not struck dead on the spot, even though the curse was to stop
00:04:11her heart.
00:04:12It could be anything.
00:04:13It could be anything.
00:04:13It could be anything.
00:04:15Maybe that is how it goes.
00:04:16I just don't understand bat anatomy enough yet.
00:04:18I just have to keep studying.
00:04:20Keep studying bat anatomy.
00:04:21I just don't know enough about bats yet.
00:04:23Bat to school.
00:04:25Going bat to school.
00:04:26Exactly.
00:04:27Going bat to school night.
00:04:28Batchout, using her relationship with Herbert Melvin, was able to thwart the Douglases from
00:04:32getting a second seat on the city council.
00:04:34Did we find out if he was the sole person voting against, or did Marisol also voted,
00:04:42and because Marisol and Herbert were both going to vote for Florian, Jean Douglas is going
00:04:46to go with it.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47You guys also bought the Rogue County Lumber Mill.
00:04:50So they're infested with cinnamon gummy bears?
00:04:52Naked bears.
00:04:53Naked bears.
00:04:54Naked bears.
00:04:55Rogue County Brewery.
00:04:56I have a book without gummy bears.
00:04:58Oh, right.
00:04:59Okay, yeah.
00:05:00We can see what they like.
00:05:01So, with that purchase, Cody asked if you guys wanted to all meet with him, and Maya
00:05:05basically stunned that in your short time here in Purpy, you had located the source of
00:05:11this ghostly power protecting the Whitakers, shattered that monument, that you had undone
00:05:17the town's hunter, which it seemed that Cody was also worried about as a fellow monster,
00:05:22and that you guys had not only done that, but had somehow done something that enabled
00:05:27Bigfoot to return to the land after being repelled for so long.
00:05:32So, three huge wins for the Coterie.
00:05:34And we saw a Smiling Nixon.
00:05:36And you still have Smiling Nixon down there somewhere.
00:05:38It's for her.
00:05:39So, we return-
00:05:41Big bad.
00:05:41Big bad of this Smiling Nixon.
00:05:44The date-
00:05:44The most loud smile.
00:05:45The date is January 12th.
00:05:47That's a cromit.
00:05:48The nights do begin to grow shorter, though they are indeed still long here in mid-January.
00:05:54The summer will bring challenges with it.
00:05:56The ever-present sun here far north of the equator.
00:06:00Kosche has said he is coming.
00:06:03Say, that is the last piece of info you have.
00:06:04as all of you return on January the 12th with news of Florian's all-but-assurance to the city council
00:06:11that Kosche is on his way.
00:06:14Did he hang up, or-
00:06:15If you're still on the phone with him-
00:06:16I wasn't sure if I-
00:06:18Yeah.
00:06:19I'm kneeling, but on the phone.
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:21Kosche beholds you.
00:06:24Zeth, I am coming to make sure all is going well in Burpee.
00:06:31It's actually-
00:06:32It's going really-
00:06:33We have figured a lot out.
00:06:36It's going really good.
00:06:37This is very good to hear.
00:06:41I am on my way with Ermin.
00:06:43We will be checking in on you in Burpee to make sure that all is going according to plan.
00:06:48Probably don't even have to come, but-
00:06:49We will be there tomorrow night.
00:06:51Tomorrow night?
00:06:52Click.
00:06:54Where were we?
00:06:55I think you guys can all gather back together.
00:06:57Cody says meet up with me tomorrow night, and I'll talk to you guys, and I'll bring Maya, and we'll
00:07:01talk to you guys.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:02So we met Cody.
00:07:04Cody is a werewolf.
00:07:05Cody is awesome.
00:07:07But he's really cool.
00:07:08Very chill.
00:07:09He's really chill.
00:07:09He was cool.
00:07:10He figured out that we were vampires.
00:07:12How?
00:07:13Just so chill, I think.
00:07:14It just didn't go well when we were trying to sniff him out.
00:07:19He sniffed us out.
00:07:20He kind of sniffed us out because he's a werewolf, I think.
00:07:24But he knows Maya and was talking about all of us getting together tomorrow night to talk.
00:07:31He's seemingly against sort of the Douglas Whittaker situation, so it doesn't seem like an enemy really.
00:07:39I have a very important piece of information that's maybe going to shock everyone.
00:07:44Oh my gosh.
00:07:47Go ahead and sit down.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50All right.
00:07:50I'm going to lie down.
00:07:52Lie down.
00:07:52I'm going to hang upside down.
00:07:53I'm going to lie down.
00:07:54You might hit your head, but Koche is coming tomorrow night.
00:08:00Oh, no.
00:08:02He wants to check in on how we're doing.
00:08:04And I said, we got a lot figured out, but.
00:08:07And he's coming alone?
00:08:08He's bringing, sorry, what was that?
00:08:10Ermine.
00:08:10Ermine.
00:08:11The Tremere Primogen of San Francisco.
00:08:13Oh, no.
00:08:14So.
00:08:16We're looking alive.
00:08:18We got a couple of things.
00:08:19We are looking alive.
00:08:21I think we closed on the rogue lumber mill.
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:24So, Elysium, theoretically, could make that look awesome.
00:08:29Let's make the lumber mill look sick.
00:08:31You know what?
00:08:31I had a thought, and tell me if this is too crazy, but you have some info about these fire
00:08:37bears, right?
00:08:39Nude fire bears?
00:08:40Gumboos, yeah.
00:08:41If there's a way that we can lure them out and into the weed dispensary to infest there
00:08:48and live in that building instead of in ours, that'd be cool.
00:08:52Can I look at my book and see if they like weed?
00:08:54Go ahead and give me a cult and intelligence.
00:08:57Okay.
00:08:58Do you have a PDF?
00:08:59You could just control F.
00:09:00We're going to offer them.
00:09:00You could just control F.
00:09:00Difficulty is one.
00:09:02I do have a specialty.
00:09:03Difficulty is one.
00:09:03Difficulty is one.
00:09:04Intelligence, what's it called?
00:09:05I do have a specialty in zoology.
00:09:07So you can go ahead and add a die for that specialty.
00:09:10So you're already to an auto-pass.
00:09:12I think I know what the answer's going to be.
00:09:14I have a feeling I know what the answer's going to be.
00:09:16I fail.
00:09:18Wait, willpower.
00:09:19Willpower.
00:09:20He's willpower.
00:09:34He's a willpower.
00:09:35We all know that Bat-child is half-bat, half-child.
00:09:40And full-vampire.
00:09:41She seemed like a full-
00:09:42Half-bat, half-child.
00:09:44Half-child.
00:09:44Half-bad, half-child.
00:09:46I was assuming that's where the name come from.
00:09:48Not a vampire.
00:09:49When we go to the Lumberbill,
00:09:50Maybe we'll have a chat.
00:09:52Is this on the way?
00:09:53Look yourself in the mirror
00:09:54and tell yourself you're not a vampire.
00:09:56It's empty.
00:09:58That's a trick mirror.
00:10:00Just like every mirror I've seen since 2003.
00:10:04H.J., we've known this was a delicate...
00:10:06I know.
00:10:06I'm sorry.
00:10:08I'm just feeling wild because Koshay's coming.
00:10:10We've got to sit you down and have a little talk.
00:10:14Just to be really...
00:10:15I mean, I hate to be this guy,
00:10:17but I've got to be this guy.
00:10:18kind of eternal war between vampires and werewolves.
00:10:22You're not...
00:10:22You're 100% sure this guy's on the level.
00:10:24I just...
00:10:25Here's the thing.
00:10:25He wears shorts in the winter.
00:10:27I came at him so hard.
00:10:30Yes.
00:10:30And I tried to sneak around his place
00:10:33and he saw me just go into his garbage
00:10:35and he just acknowledged that I did that.
00:10:37And then I kicked down his bathroom door
00:10:39after saying I had to go to the bathroom.
00:10:41And then I was just dressed as a superhero.
00:10:44And then I started yelling at him
00:10:46and he just, like, asked that we speak calmly.
00:10:49And then we did.
00:10:50And he knew I was a vampire,
00:10:51but he was still, like, nice.
00:10:52And I tried to get him on our side
00:10:54by being just kind of helpless
00:10:56and also scared of Darkness Man being a pervert.
00:10:59And he did not buy into that either.
00:11:02Wow, he didn't buy into Darkness Man being a pervert?
00:11:04No.
00:11:04All right, he might be on the level.
00:11:07It's irresistible sometimes,
00:11:08so that is actually very measured.
00:11:10He's being kind of povy.
00:11:11So, like, it's an eternal war,
00:11:13but what's a few more days, weeks, months
00:11:15to an eternal war, you know?
00:11:17I guess perhaps alone.
00:11:18So when are we supposed to talk to Connie?
00:11:20Uh, tomorrow night.
00:11:21And when is Koshia getting here?
00:11:23Tomorrow night.
00:11:24Tomorrow night.
00:11:24Oh, he's going to be so mad.
00:11:26Oh, man.
00:11:27We're going to have toons in a walk.
00:11:28We're going to have toons in a walk.
00:11:30The boss is coming.
00:11:31We can do it.
00:11:32Here, we'll put up a wall in the Lumberville.
00:11:34Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait, hear me out.
00:11:37Koshia shows up.
00:11:38We are in the middle of expelling the lupine.
00:11:43Have him go.
00:11:44We'll write a script.
00:11:46No, because Koshia will do a whole thing
00:11:47where he'll, like, kill him or something, right?
00:11:49And I'm sure we'll do it perfectly.
00:11:50And we'll do it perfect.
00:11:51I think if we host,
00:11:52if some of us host Koshia at our new Elysium,
00:11:55and some of us go and have a chat with Koli.
00:11:58And we don't get lit on fire,
00:11:59that's so dangerous.
00:12:01Yeah, well, we've got to give it a shot.
00:12:02There are little nude bears
00:12:03trying to light us on fire.
00:12:04Well, Bad Child is reasonable, you know?
00:12:07It makes sense,
00:12:08because, like, we have to have
00:12:09our freaking Elysium established
00:12:11before he gets here.
00:12:12That's, like, bare minimum.
00:12:13Maybe me, Bad Child, and Zaith
00:12:15host Koshia at the new Elysium
00:12:17and work it out with the bears.
00:12:19And, Koshia, you speak to Animal, right?
00:12:21So maybe you can talk to...
00:12:23Oh, yeah, the laked bears.
00:12:25So I really just have...
00:12:26I have an ability to bond with animals.
00:12:30I have one specifically strong bond with one horse.
00:12:35Sure.
00:12:35And I'm sure it's going to translate.
00:12:37Let's give it a shot.
00:12:38So you've got to bump the horse
00:12:39and take on each little bear one at a time?
00:12:42And I can't...
00:12:42And I don't know if I can do that,
00:12:44but I'm not going to.
00:12:46Sure.
00:12:46So me and Gorse are going to just see what we can...
00:12:50And Bad Child, you know all about animals.
00:12:51You have the book, and you're a zoologist.
00:12:54We got everything we need.
00:12:55I actually don't have any special abilities by animals.
00:12:59What?
00:13:00Wait, what do you mean?
00:13:01You're Bat Child.
00:13:03You're half bat.
00:13:04You're half bat.
00:13:05You don't have a special ability to half of you?
00:13:10After, um...
00:13:11After I got bit by a ghost bat,
00:13:14I tried to live amongst the bats.
00:13:16Uh-huh.
00:13:17I went to Bracken Cave just outside of San Antonio.
00:13:21It's the largest summer colony of bats.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26And you just got to...
00:13:28You got in the flow of things.
00:13:29I can't speak at the high frequencies they speak at.
00:13:32Oh.
00:13:33Oh.
00:13:33I'm dog shit at hunting wasps.
00:13:37I...
00:13:38They eat wasps.
00:13:38I can't...
00:13:39Yeah.
00:13:40And it hurts to eat a wasp.
00:13:42Were you able to get up there with them,
00:13:44or were you down...
00:13:45No.
00:13:46No.
00:13:47You were just at the...
00:13:47You were on the ground eating bees?
00:13:49You were in their shit, just eating bees?
00:13:51Yeah.
00:13:52You were knee-deep in the guano?
00:13:54I was knee-deep in guano.
00:13:57That's commitment, and that is a superpower.
00:13:59That's true.
00:14:01Commitment is a superpower.
00:14:02Gassing each other up.
00:14:03It's a superpower.
00:14:04This is it.
00:14:05You've got this.
00:14:07Knowledge is a superpower.
00:14:09Yeah.
00:14:10You got to get neep-deep in the guano of...
00:14:12Neep-deep?
00:14:12You've got to get nip-deep in the guano of fire bears today.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19We'll get you some waiters.
00:14:20Look, I don't want to throw a wrench in tomorrow,
00:14:23but it's also my birthday.
00:14:27Oh, man.
00:14:28Oh, my God.
00:14:29January 16th.
00:14:30It's your birthday.
00:14:31I forgot.
00:14:32January 13th.
00:14:33No, it's not.
00:14:34Oh, you're right.
00:14:35January 13th.
00:14:36It's all right.
00:14:37You have to get the new calendar.
00:14:39I actually...
00:14:40I have to use the bathroom again.
00:14:42No.
00:14:42And I go upstairs, and I try to order...
00:14:45Oh, shit.
00:14:46I have to run out to the bathroom,
00:14:49and I leave, and I get on my side.
00:14:52Where are you going?
00:14:53Oh, shit.
00:14:54I have to go to the bathroom.
00:14:57I got to go to my...
00:14:57What's that, Gorse?
00:14:58Yeah, one second.
00:14:59I zip through the streets looking for a store that's open to get a gift.
00:15:04I go to some student's house party and just shoplift from the students.
00:15:09Great.
00:15:10Everyone runs out to go get a gift for Patrick.
00:15:12I'm staying home.
00:15:15I'm going to admit I forgot your birthday like a man.
00:15:18It's okay.
00:15:19It's okay.
00:15:20I meant more like I don't mean to put more on our plate.
00:15:22Something I think she might really like is something stolen from the precinct.
00:15:27From the what?
00:15:28You're going to steal?
00:15:29Okay.
00:15:29From the police precinct.
00:15:31This whole episode is just going to be you disappearing.
00:15:34Us finding you in jail?
00:15:36You're a murder ape?
00:15:37We're going to go around.
00:15:38Who all leaves to find Bat Child a gift?
00:15:40One, two, I'm just...
00:15:41I do a laugh, and I come back empty.
00:15:43Here is what I would like to get for Bat Child on the computer.
00:15:46Oh, okay.
00:15:47Gotcha.
00:15:47Okay.
00:15:48So I do a little thing on the computer.
00:15:50I come back.
00:15:51I don't get anything.
00:15:53HJ, you go to the police precinct.
00:15:55This is what I would like to get for her at the police precinct.
00:16:00Great.
00:16:00You got it?
00:16:01She says a gun.
00:16:03Great.
00:16:04Okay.
00:16:04So you walk into the police precinct.
00:16:06A person with you at the front desk looks up and points at the bell on the door and says,
00:16:10I'm sorry, and walks up and takes that off.
00:16:13I don't know how that...
00:16:13I thought that was weird, too.
00:16:17I say, good evening.
00:16:20I'm here to see a client.
00:16:24Oh, you're a public defender?
00:16:26Yeah.
00:16:26Great.
00:16:26What's your name?
00:16:27Boris.
00:16:29Not getting a Boris.
00:16:31Weird.
00:16:32Like, do you mind if I call them and...
00:16:35Yeah, what's your...
00:16:36What's the appointment...
00:16:37What's your client's name?
00:16:38Boris.
00:16:39Are you saying Warris?
00:16:40Yeah, I'm here to see Warris.
00:16:42Your name's Boris.
00:16:43My name is Warris.
00:16:44I'm here to see Warris.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:46Give me...
00:16:46I'm just going to hop on the phone really quick.
00:16:49Pay phone?
00:16:52I just try to step to the side, and if they turn around, I make a run for it.
00:16:56Towards the...
00:16:57You step...
00:16:58What's happening?
00:16:59Deeper in or to leave?
00:17:01Towards the evidence room.
00:17:03Great.
00:17:04What are you doing?
00:17:05Roll me intelligence investigation.
00:17:07I've got this.
00:17:08The open door of evidence.
00:17:10I've got this.
00:17:11Right.
00:17:11I'm going to...
00:17:12What the fuck are you doing?
00:17:13I pass.
00:17:14Okay, great.
00:17:15Knowledge investigation.
00:17:16Difficulty of four.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:18God damn it.
00:17:18That's two.
00:17:20I'm going to re-roll.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:24Okay, there we go.
00:17:25Four.
00:17:25Great.
00:17:25So you see down the hallway an evidence lock.
00:17:28I wait for them to look the other way.
00:17:30All right.
00:17:30You see, the person says, did you make the appointment today, or did you...
00:17:34All right, great.
00:17:34Do you have celerity?
00:17:36Not at all.
00:17:37Of course not.
00:17:38I have...
00:17:40Um...
00:17:40Presents.
00:17:41So is there a way to do the absence of...
00:17:43So you're more visible, if anything.
00:17:45You're...
00:17:46You're...
00:17:46Great.
00:17:47So you...
00:17:47You're getting texted.
00:17:48I'm back.
00:17:49I bail.
00:17:49I bail.
00:17:50I bail.
00:17:51I bail.
00:17:52I bail.
00:17:53I grab his gun, and that'll be good enough.
00:17:55All right, great.
00:17:56Go ahead and give me, um...
00:17:59Dexterity.
00:18:00One in Dexterity.
00:18:01Lois, Dex.
00:18:02You're going to have to wear your fake face for the rest of the campaign.
00:18:06Don't threaten me with a good sign.
00:18:09Give me...
00:18:11Dexterity.
00:18:12Larson.
00:18:13Oh, my God.
00:18:13This is going to be a difficulty of three.
00:18:16Next.
00:18:16A difficulty of three.
00:18:18I forgot to roll this one.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:22I'm going to re-roll.
00:18:24Okay.
00:18:26It's like a hypocrite.
00:18:29Three failures.
00:18:30Three failures.
00:18:35What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:36Let's just pretend this never happened.
00:18:39No, I want this in there.
00:18:41I want this in the final cut.
00:18:44Let's just pretend this didn't happen.
00:18:46This is me talking to the cop.
00:18:48You just, like, touch the gun and then stand there.
00:18:52Let's just pretend this didn't happen.
00:18:55Great.
00:18:56Great.
00:19:02I'm scooting home.
00:19:04Okay, great.
00:19:05I'm scooting to Beth.
00:19:05You go to grab his gun.
00:19:06He goes, hey, hey, hey.
00:19:08Let's just pretend this didn't happen.
00:19:09Be-ling-ling.
00:19:12Great.
00:19:13Awesome.
00:19:15Straight.
00:19:16Fuck.
00:19:17What can I get her if not a hot gun?
00:19:19Okay.
00:19:19As you take up a bird scooter behind you, you hear, woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
00:19:24-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo
00:19:25-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
00:19:27That's the next best thing I could get her.
00:19:29Peel off.
00:19:29A female friendship.
00:19:33No, I go home.
00:19:35And we just start, we go right back to where we were, kind of all in the room together.
00:19:40Okay.
00:19:41Okay.
00:19:42Go ahead and give me dexterity stealth, if you'd be so kind.
00:19:46Okay, great.
00:19:46We can't keep pulling this Banksy shit, all right?
00:19:50Blood surge.
00:19:51I mean, the masquerade's still happening.
00:19:53Yeah, of course.
00:19:54They might just go to jail.
00:19:55Yeah, exactly.
00:19:57That's a win.
00:19:58One success?
00:19:59Okay, great.
00:20:00As you pull away on the bird scooter, the cop cars begin to pile onto Main Street.
00:20:04You're going right down the Main Street.
00:20:05I start changing my face.
00:20:08Great.
00:20:11Great.
00:20:12Hold on one second.
00:20:17Are you making an attempt to dodge or to resist with fortitude?
00:20:21Oh, yes.
00:20:22Yeah, yeah.
00:20:22Let's do that.
00:20:23Give me stamina plus fortitude.
00:20:25I can do, I have Protein and I also have Dominate that I have better stats.
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:30For right now, you're just being shot at with a lot of guns.
00:20:33So, go ahead and give me stamina plus fortitude.
00:20:36Jesus.
00:20:37Yeah, you got it.
00:20:38So, we're not actually just cutting back to where we all were.
00:20:41I mean, I get it.
00:20:42I'm going to Blood Surge.
00:20:43Okay, great.
00:20:44I pass.
00:20:45Great.
00:20:45So, it's three for that.
00:20:46We're good.
00:20:47And then I added two because I Blood Surge.
00:20:49H.J. just dies.
00:20:51We got one.
00:20:51I'm going to re-roll with Willpower again.
00:20:54Okay, great.
00:20:56This is just bad child of me just sitting in the living room.
00:20:59I came back.
00:21:01Two successes.
00:21:02Sitting in the living room.
00:21:03H.J., you take ten points of superficial damage halved to five.
00:21:09As you are just being riddled with bullets.
00:21:16You get to the bridge.
00:21:21The question is...
00:21:22I go off the bridge.
00:21:23You go off the bridge.
00:21:24Into the water.
00:21:26Bird scooter destroyed.
00:21:27Bird scooter riddled with bullets.
00:21:29You sink to the bottom where you do not need to breathe.
00:21:33And you see the cop cars pull up and begin to shine lights into the water.
00:21:37What do you do?
00:21:38I hide under the bridge if I can.
00:21:40Okay, you hide under the bridge.
00:21:41How deep is the water?
00:21:43Can I go deep where the light won't?
00:21:44You can go deep where the light won't touch.
00:21:46I get down like anglerfish deep.
00:21:49You get anglerfish deep.
00:21:50You can also probably spend the rest of the night crawling.
00:21:54up or down river on the bottom of the river to emerge where the cops won't see.
00:22:01Great.
00:22:03They just think they shot you into the river and you just...
00:22:09Can I luck check, find something actually really beautiful and antique that's been thrown in the river to give to
00:22:16Bad Child once I get home?
00:22:17Roll two dice and if they're both successes, you'll find something.
00:22:21Fuck.
00:22:21One.
00:22:22One success.
00:22:23One success.
00:22:23It's mostly just rocks down here.
00:22:25Grab a rock.
00:22:27Grab a rock.
00:22:27Grab a rock.
00:22:27I'm going to write a poem on it in Sharpie.
00:22:30Great.
00:22:30So, H.J. is not present for this next scene.
00:22:36Where's H.J.?
00:22:37I thought maybe we were all kind of doing like a scatter moment.
00:22:42Finding something cool coming back.
00:22:45Zayt doesn't get one.
00:22:46I didn't find it.
00:22:47I just found it on the computer.
00:22:48Where did Madelaine go?
00:22:50I'm going to go to these fuckers' houses over here.
00:22:54Rory and Miranda?
00:22:55Rory and Miranda and I'm going to steal the most disgustingly tiny pair of underwear.
00:22:59Great.
00:23:00What?
00:23:02Ew.
00:23:03Wow.
00:23:04Established early on.
00:23:06That's what Bad Child likes.
00:23:09Other people's tiny underwear.
00:23:11Other people's tiny underwear.
00:23:12This is definitely a gift that Madelaine thinks is quite a good gift.
00:23:16So, Madelaine, go ahead and give me Charisma Persuasion.
00:23:19Great.
00:23:20Difficulty's one.
00:23:22I got it.
00:23:22I don't need, I'm going to have.
00:23:23You want to have?
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Great.
00:23:24You walk in.
00:23:25Rory and Miranda both say hi.
00:23:27Nice.
00:23:28Oh.
00:23:28Yeah, I got, I got three.
00:23:30Yeah.
00:23:30You grab a nice little piece of underwear.
00:23:32You come back, Bad Child, you get some underwear.
00:23:33That's the only gift you get for your birthday.
00:23:34Hey, I give Bad Child a Hallmark card with no money in it.
00:23:38How did you know?
00:23:39It's the thought that counts more than the money.
00:23:42It's the song that counts.
00:23:43That's what they say.
00:23:44The song that counts.
00:23:45The song that counts.
00:23:46Um, and you'll get your present for me on your actual birthday.
00:23:50Is it a singing birthday card?
00:23:52Oh, wait.
00:23:52Is today your birthday or tomorrow?
00:23:53Tomorrow.
00:23:54Oh, yeah.
00:23:54Tomorrow you'll get it.
00:23:55We have all this time.
00:23:56We have so much time.
00:23:57I also wasn't even asking for birthday presents.
00:23:59I was just saying like, hey, here's like just another thing going on.
00:24:03I know.
00:24:03So this is more than I ever could have expected.
00:24:06Where's H.J.?
00:24:07I don't.
00:24:08I'm texting H.J.
00:24:09He's not.
00:24:10I mean, he just kind of ran off to the night.
00:24:12I can't lie.
00:24:12He's been doing some new drug that I think is really playing tricks with his time.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18I noticed a lot of sort of flexing.
00:24:20Did you see how he kept taking his shirt off yesterday?
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23The X.
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:24No shirt, but I will.
00:24:25Pretty unreliable if you need a number two, you know.
00:24:28Hey.
00:24:32It's crawling along the bottom of the street.
00:24:36It's a creek.
00:24:38The bottom of the creek is fucking vampire.
00:24:41Like a fucking aquatic cringe.
00:24:43Thank God this setting doesn't have you die in running water for vampires.
00:24:47So do we want to try to set up the lumber mill a little bit?
00:24:50Yeah, I think so.
00:24:51I think if there's a party store in town or just somewhere that has decorations or, you know.
00:24:56We'll just work on, like, cleaning it because we should, you know, we should let them know that it's still
00:25:00a work in progress.
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:02But, I mean, say, if you could, like, spray paint some stuff, you know.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06Really, you know.
00:25:07Yeah.
00:25:07You know what Koche likes.
00:25:09Spray paint some stuff he likes.
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:11Maybe we get long reams of red silk fabric and just have it hanging.
00:25:17Let's go, team.
00:25:18Do we have about a thousand candles?
00:25:20Oh, good idea.
00:25:21I mean, we can get at least a hundred.
00:25:23Have them close to the silk so it feels like it might set on fire.
00:25:26Do you want to text Tyler and see if we can get a thousand candles?
00:25:28Tyler, I need a thousand candles by tomorrow at the Rogue Lumber Mill by 3 p.m., 4 p.m.?
00:25:36You get a text from Tyler immediately saying, in my car, on the way to Medford Big Box store, we'll
00:25:40have them.
00:25:41Store is open until midnight.
00:25:42That's my big dog and then a gif of a barking dog.
00:25:47Tyler, unscented.
00:25:48Make sure they're unscented.
00:25:50Thumbs up emoji react immediately.
00:25:51You guys take off or just go over to the lumber mill.
00:25:54Are you guys really going to, like, go physically there to start getting it ready tonight?
00:25:59Yeah, I mean, I think we might as well...
00:26:01He's getting here tomorrow night.
00:26:02Yeah.
00:26:03We've got some time.
00:26:04Yeah, that way we can...
00:26:06Some people can give him a tour while others go and talk to Cody.
00:26:10Hell yeah.
00:26:10You guys arrive at the Rogue County Lumber Mill.
00:26:14Where am I?
00:26:16I'm closing, right?
00:26:18I'm, like, probably right here.
00:26:19Closing distance?
00:26:19Yeah, I think you're down here.
00:26:20I would imagine I ran.
00:26:21I want to say you're here.
00:26:23You kind of got turned around.
00:26:26It's a little bit hard to tell where I'm going, but I believe it.
00:26:29You're, like, here.
00:26:29Yeah, I'm coming over here.
00:26:31Actually, let me ask.
00:26:32In terms of, look, time is passing kind of weirdly in the waterway as you're traveling.
00:26:36And you really don't want to get grabbed by the police.
00:26:37So, as you're moving, go ahead and give me intelligence survival for how long you should take, like, getting out
00:26:47of the river.
00:26:48I'll say that you're looking for four successes.
00:26:51Okay.
00:26:52But you just don't want to get less than three.
00:26:56Am I on blood slurge?
00:26:57Blood slurge?
00:26:58Blood slurge.
00:26:59I got it.
00:26:59Great.
00:27:02One, two, three, four, five.
00:27:04Five successes.
00:27:04Great.
00:27:05Cool.
00:27:05You get out wherever you want in town.
00:27:07Do I find, like, a little pearl or something?
00:27:09No.
00:27:12You got to ask, though.
00:27:13You got to ask.
00:27:14We already rolled for that.
00:27:15You don't find a little pearl.
00:27:16But I just, like, nailed it so much.
00:27:19If you hadn't nailed it, I was going to have you come out of the river in Medford and have
00:27:23to run back.
00:27:25All right, fair enough.
00:27:27So, can I get out right by the lumber mill?
00:27:29You guys pull up by the lumber mill and you see H.J.
00:27:33H.J.?
00:27:34Riddled with bullet holes.
00:27:36What the hell happened?
00:27:38What happened to you?
00:27:39Did you get any of our texts?
00:27:40Is your phone wet?
00:27:41My phone's long gone.
00:27:43How did you know to come here?
00:27:44I knew that we have a lot of work to do, gang.
00:27:47Let's circle up.
00:27:50H.J., you good now?
00:27:51I couldn't get it.
00:27:53You couldn't get what?
00:27:54I had a really good idea for a present and it just seemed like everything was against me all at
00:27:59once.
00:27:59Do you have your bird scooter?
00:28:01I can charge it.
00:28:01No, it's gone.
00:28:02It got shot up by the cops.
00:28:04It got shot up by the cops.
00:28:06Yeah.
00:28:07Anyway, happy birthday.
00:28:08I got you something, but I'm not done with it.
00:28:11That's fine.
00:28:12And I try to hide the rock that I'm holding, but it's really big.
00:28:16I look at the rock like I really want it.
00:28:19Great.
00:28:20Okay, good.
00:28:20You're going to like even more when I try to pull him on it.
00:28:23All right, let's all get in the lumber mill.
00:28:27You guys, having closed on the property, Giannis was understanding about it because you guys were moving the finances pretty
00:28:32quickly.
00:28:33There's a small lockbox.
00:28:34He's giving you the code to the keys.
00:28:35You're able to open the big padlock on the front of the lumber mill.
00:28:38You open it up and see, first, a bizarre smell.
00:28:43Ash mixed with tons of fire extinguisher.
00:28:46There's like sort of that fire extinguisher, like flame retardant material that's like scattered all over the floor.
00:28:51Enormous ceiling mounted buzz saws.
00:28:54Catwalks.
00:28:55Huge like open saw tables.
00:28:59Carpentry stations, workbenches, vices.
00:29:01Big heavy duty equipment in the back.
00:29:03A large sort of staging area adjoining the back sort of warehouse.
00:29:08Upper level sort of offices or administrative places.
00:29:11You can see that the, near that sort of larger staging area, there's, again, like huge table mounted saws and
00:29:18wood panels.
00:29:19The equipment here looks pretty nice in terms of being an actual usable working space.
00:29:26But obviously it's not, it is not set up like a brewery right now.
00:29:31I'd also ask anyone that wants to give me wit's awareness.
00:29:35I'm going to text Tyler, actually scented.
00:29:38Scented, actually scented.
00:29:40Two.
00:29:42One.
00:29:43Five.
00:29:45Or six.
00:29:47Oh, I crit.
00:29:48Four, five, six, seven.
00:29:50How many did Zaith get?
00:29:52Two.
00:29:52H-J.
00:29:54With two.
00:29:54Yeah, we're like literally in a battle right now.
00:29:57It sounds like initiative.
00:29:59Levante, looking down at your phone, Tyler immediately hits you back with, do you have exact smells?
00:30:06If not, give me three evocative words.
00:30:11Winter, warmth, tropical.
00:30:13Uh, he gets back to, done.
00:30:15Tropical winter.
00:30:16Tropical winter warmth.
00:30:18Hawaiian winter.
00:30:19Wow, I love.
00:30:21I can smoke.
00:30:21I would buy that.
00:30:23I would buy that.
00:30:24Okay, tropical winter warmth.
00:30:26As you say that, Levante, you suddenly look up.
00:30:28Uh, darkness man, bat child, your superhero senses kick in.
00:30:33Snuffling from under one of the tables, you see an enormous shape lunge forward towards you.
00:30:41It's sort of pachyderm, elephantine skin, like a rhinoceros or an elephant, is choked with creosote.
00:30:49It squeaks like the thick ash of a wood stove, scraping against each other with the movements of its bodies.
00:30:57Enormous digging claws, more like that of a wombat or a badger than of a true bear,
00:31:02as this ursine shape leaps out of the darkness, going...
00:31:09Its nose lights up as sparks snuff out of it.
00:31:15And you guys see that a gumbaroo charges, nude and screaming, from the shadows underneath the buzzsaw.
00:31:23I run at it and I tackle it.
00:31:25So I've read about gumbaroos.
00:31:27What do they like?
00:31:28What do, like, what would I, a zoologist, have clocked about it?
00:31:31Give me one more.
00:31:33You can do so with two extra dice from your zoology skill.
00:31:36Give me intelligence plus either animal ken or a cult, whichever you prefer.
00:31:46Four.
00:31:47On four successes, you know a couple different things.
00:31:50Number one, this thing leapt out from the shadows underneath one of the tables.
00:31:54As it does so, what you see is a thin veil of ruby light.
00:32:00You and Madelaine both see in this moment that this creature, you are catching it on its first night,
00:32:09fully on this side of the veil between life and death.
00:32:13All of its other attacks on the property and the people that must have seen it, must have seen it
00:32:19under liminal circumstances.
00:32:21Perhaps there were ghostly events happening or it was a solstice or an equinox or something else was going on.
00:32:26On four successes, you realize that whatever that owl creature was in the Templar's basement has been undone when Herbert
00:32:34cracked that statue in half.
00:32:36And it is very thankful that you guys are the first people here.
00:32:40Otherwise, this thing would have openly breached the masquerade and escaped from the lumber mill at the next possible opportunity.
00:32:46That's what you get on four successes.
00:32:47Okay.
00:32:48What you know about this is this thing is a potentially fatal encounter for all six of you.
00:32:53Whoa.
00:32:53It uses fire.
00:32:55You remember online seeing in some column associated with some piece of research you were doing that someone had hinted
00:33:03towards a possible weakness.
00:33:05But on four successes, you do not remember exactly what its weakness is, but you remember where to look for
00:33:10it.
00:33:10There was a path online for it.
00:33:13You also potentially could have it in your book if that's traveling on your person.
00:33:16You would have brought it, I think, because we're, like, we're really trying to fix this place up.
00:33:19Hell yeah.
00:33:20We either would have read it or brought it.
00:33:21So it's definitely on me.
00:33:22When it gets to your turn, it will be...
00:33:24I'll take a read action.
00:33:24Take a, like, a read action, essentially.
00:33:27Darkness Man, you're going to lunge at this thing first.
00:33:29Yeah.
00:33:30Oh, on four successes?
00:33:31I don't have all the info.
00:33:32I'm just doing what I would do.
00:33:33Punch it, Mitch.
00:33:35Punch it.
00:33:35I'm going to tackle it.
00:33:36I don't know if it's a good guy or a bad guy.
00:33:38Punch it in the nose.
00:33:38I don't know if it's a good guy or a bad guy.
00:33:41Give me Brawl plus strength.
00:33:42Okay.
00:33:43There's this thing.
00:33:44I don't know if it's a good or bad.
00:33:46Be careful.
00:33:48They shoot fire.
00:33:49Okay.
00:33:49Yeah, try to dodge the fire.
00:33:51I'll try to just, like, get around back.
00:33:53And so I am going to blood surge.
00:33:55I successfully don't get a hunger.
00:33:56Are you going to move around it in such a way?
00:33:59I'll try to not get sprayed with fire if I can.
00:34:02I'm going to try to, like, dive on its back and, like...
00:34:04So you're less trying to do damage to it and more trying to orient it.
00:34:06I'm trying to literally grapple it.
00:34:07Trying to grapple it.
00:34:08Cool.
00:34:08Hang on to it.
00:34:08Okay, awesome.
00:34:09Only you've gotten that gun.
00:34:13That hot gun.
00:34:15Imagine if we had a hot gun in this scenario.
00:34:18Only that thing that sets on fire.
00:34:20The gumbaroo crits for a total of eight successes.
00:34:23Okay, okay.
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:25I think I'm in trouble.
00:34:28I've got five so far.
00:34:30Your willpower reset, by the way.
00:34:32I'm going to...
00:34:32Yeah, I'm going to use a willpower.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:34Do I get to add anything for potence?
00:34:36Yes, you add your potence as dice.
00:34:38On top of brawl and...
00:34:40On top of brawl and strength.
00:34:40Okay, great.
00:34:41Okay, so I actually have...
00:34:42Okay, so I actually am going to roll six more, so I might not be in trouble.
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:46Five successes.
00:34:47So five successes.
00:34:50Oh, my God.
00:34:50I rolled so bad.
00:34:51Fuck.
00:34:52Just six.
00:34:53Okay.
00:34:54You go to grapple this thing.
00:34:55You see it rolls onto its side, keeping its mouth and nostrils pointed towards your companions.
00:35:04Perversely, you have actually gotten out of whatever its snout looks like it's pointed
00:35:08at and are sort of now not in the cone of influence, potentially, but you see that your
00:35:13friend, it's still, it's just wiggling on its side.
00:35:16It has that animalistic way of moving where wrestling it, it's just so flexible in its
00:35:22spine and joints that it gets its hind legs around to scrape and turn.
00:35:25Batchild, that's going to be you.
00:35:27Okay, I'm just going to, I'm going to look for the weakness.
00:35:29This is going to be intelligence plus either a cult or animal can give me.
00:35:34Can I add my zoology?
00:35:36You can add your zoology to this as well.
00:35:38I'm going to blood surge.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:44Oh, my.
00:35:44Okay.
00:35:46I will willpower.
00:35:49Okay.
00:35:52Yeah.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:53One, two, three, four, five, six.
00:35:55Wait, wait.
00:35:56One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
00:35:57Seven successes.
00:35:59Unbelievable.
00:36:00In this moment, I will allow you to choose between learning one of its immunities or learning
00:36:04one of its vulnerabilities.
00:36:05Vulnerability.
00:36:06Okay.
00:36:07The gumbaroo is deathly harmed by fire.
00:36:12What?
00:36:13The gumbaroo is deathly harmed by fire.
00:36:16Fire destroys it.
00:36:16Well, we have a lot of candles on the way.
00:36:19Everyone, it's hurt by fire.
00:36:22Doesn't it make fire?
00:36:23How does it, how is the fire, it comes out of its mouth?
00:36:28On seven successes, you read the paragraph further mid-combat as this thing is wrestling,
00:36:31trying to get Mitch.
00:36:33It looks like that these things both breathe fire and are highly flammable.
00:36:40and that when they are set on fire, they die because they explode.
00:36:45Oh, outside.
00:36:47Okay.
00:36:48Okay, so everyone, I think we just gotta get outside.
00:36:51Levante, you now watch a gumbaroo that you are in the middle of fighting, this piece of
00:36:55lumberjack Americana folklore that you realize very well may destroy a significant portion
00:37:02of your liquidity here in Purpi.
00:37:04Terrifying.
00:37:05Nothing scarier than that.
00:37:08Levante will open the doors wide and run outside and start jumping around.
00:37:14And start, eat me!
00:37:17Come eat me, you big stupid bear!
00:37:20Incredible, this is going to be a manipulation animal can.
00:37:25Great.
00:37:26I have no animal can.
00:37:28And I have some manipulation.
00:37:31Can I use presents at all?
00:37:33You can use presents here, potentially.
00:37:35Great.
00:37:36If you want that, that gaunt might be the...
00:37:39Yeah, I think I want, I want to look big and scary, big and scarier than Mitch somehow.
00:37:47I take my double breasted suit and I open it wide.
00:37:51Nice.
00:37:53Nice.
00:37:54We'll, we'll power these two.
00:38:00For a total of all successes, six successes.
00:38:04Six successes.
00:38:06You get outside saying, come eat me!
00:38:09Mitch, ride it!
00:38:10Ride it toward me!
00:38:13Ride it!
00:38:17Ride it!
00:38:18Ride it!
00:38:19Ride it!
00:38:19Ride it!
00:38:19Ride it!
00:38:20Ride it!
00:38:21Woo!
00:38:21Woo!
00:38:23Woo!
00:38:23Woo!
00:38:23Give me stamina plus fortitude.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:27Three successes.
00:38:28Woo!
00:38:29Three successes.
00:38:29This thing slashes into you for, it was seven successes of damage.
00:38:36Now four halved to two.
00:38:38It has not used any of its fire breath yet, but just, vroom, slashes across you with a big
00:38:43claw.
00:38:43Ah!
00:38:46I'm not strong!
00:38:50Oh, god damn!
00:38:51Oh, shit!
00:38:53The pond dig.
00:38:53Oh, there's a $500 shirt!
00:38:55Ah!
00:38:56No!
00:39:00Zayt, that is your turn.
00:39:02But did it come outside?
00:39:03It came outside.
00:39:04Okay, okay.
00:39:04It is now about, it's now about 15 feet outside the front doors.
00:39:08Is it worth trying to just sort of bond with this?
00:39:12Ah!
00:39:13Do something, Zayt!
00:39:14All right, Zayt, I'm gonna, like, get on Gorse and go up to him and be like, oh, there.
00:39:22Easy.
00:39:24Easy now.
00:39:26Give me manipulation plus animal chem.
00:39:28Okay, I got four.
00:39:30Does beauty work on animals?
00:39:32Beauty does not work on animals.
00:39:34Are you sure?
00:39:35The gum brood doesn't think he's hot as hell.
00:39:37I'm gonna use my blood surge.
00:39:41Hell yeah.
00:39:41That's nice.
00:39:42Great.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:46All right, now.
00:39:49Zayt.
00:39:50Oh, crit.
00:39:51Crit plus two, so...
00:39:53Six.
00:39:54Six.
00:39:54Six.
00:39:55Six successes.
00:39:55Six successes.
00:39:56What are you trying to communicate to the gum brood in this moment?
00:39:59You don't have to do this.
00:40:01I was like you once, blowing up at any chance I got, and like you, I was always burning myself.
00:40:14You see, it bows to you and begins to charge down the street with Darkest Man on his back.
00:40:20I figured it out.
00:40:24It's all good.
00:40:24Is Darkest Man okay?
00:40:26Are you where you want to be?
00:40:27I'll do it, I'll do it.
00:40:28Are you where you want to be?
00:40:30Zayt does successfully shoo the gum brood away from the...
00:40:33Is it going towards the town?
00:40:34But this is gonna breach the mass grave?
00:40:35It's going towards the town.
00:40:36Okay.
00:40:37It looks like it's headed down Mill Road.
00:40:41Okay.
00:40:41Can I try to...
00:40:42Okay.
00:40:43I have Relentless Grasp.
00:40:45Can I try to pull it towards the weed shop?
00:40:47Sure, absolutely.
00:40:49Yes, yes.
00:40:49Absolutely.
00:40:50H.J. and Madeline, is there anything you're doing this moment you want to run after the gum brood?
00:40:53But before...
00:40:54Yeah, can I catch its eyes as it's passing with him?
00:40:57Okay, I just want to...
00:40:59You've told us a little bit about getting the ruby, right?
00:41:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:03Okay.
00:41:03I want to use Mesmerize, which is eye contact, so that's why I want to just catch it.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:08And I want to say, heal to the jack of the pines that's on your back.
00:41:13Okay, hell yes.
00:41:14I'll hold up the ruby.
00:41:15Go ahead.
00:41:16Give me Charisma Persuasion.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:21That's two.
00:41:22Okay.
00:41:22Blood Surge first.
00:41:23Got it.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:27You can also roll presence here if you have it.
00:41:29Oh, nice.
00:41:30I have two in presence.
00:41:32Oops, didn't need to roll that one.
00:41:35There we go.
00:41:36Okay, so we're going to re-roll.
00:41:38Roll power.
00:41:41Got one extra.
00:41:42Three.
00:41:42Three senses.
00:41:43As you say that, as you speak to it, it does not understand the words that you are speaking.
00:41:49The mesmerized power requires there to be a shared language.
00:41:51As you say jack of the pines out loud, you all hear the wind picks up.
00:41:58The pine boughs shake, and you see far distant, all the way across town to the heights, you hear.
00:42:10I feel almost drums in the distance as the gumbaroo looks up towards that far distant hill, and you see
00:42:18it sees bright green light that flashes for a moment.
00:42:23And the gumbaroo goes, develops a massive erection, and starts to charge over the railroad.
00:42:30I can't.
00:42:32Don't be a singer, are you?
00:42:33I can't let this thing, I can't let this thing run through town, right?
00:42:36What are you doing?
00:42:37What are you doing?
00:42:38What are you doing?
00:42:39Are you pervert?
00:42:40It's freaking pervert.
00:42:42Bitch, kill the bear.
00:42:43Don't fuck it.
00:42:45I'm not fucking it.
00:42:49Madeline, is there anything you're doing this morning?
00:42:50There's nothing I can do here, I have no physical skill.
00:42:52I'm just wandering through the space going, so these catwalks up here, maybe we can have models dancing up here.
00:42:58The sword blades, can we have sparks coming out of them?
00:43:01Into the dance halls?
00:43:03They're cool ideas.
00:43:03Very sexy.
00:43:04There's a huge, there's a bear with a huge erection out here.
00:43:08Madeline.
00:43:10Don't kink shame.
00:43:11Some people like that.
00:43:12Maybe don't, this man found this person.
00:43:14Madeline, go ahead and give me either composure or resolve plus awareness in this moment.
00:43:19I've got a two, I'll re-roll.
00:43:22Mm-hmm.
00:43:23Three.
00:43:23Three successes.
00:43:24You can go ahead and add two dice to whatever roll you use to prepare this place.
00:43:29Okay, great.
00:43:29When it comes time.
00:43:30And I think in this moment, you also look and realize that in terms of taking charge of the design
00:43:36of this space,
00:43:37you find yourself here in this moment doing some work.
00:43:40This is some work.
00:43:41Oh, no, this isn't work.
00:43:42This is decorating.
00:43:44It's not work.
00:43:46It's not work.
00:43:46It's something else.
00:43:48We go to the top of the order.
00:43:49Darkness man, that is you again.
00:43:50As this gumbaroo charges over the railroad tracks.
00:43:53I try to pull it towards the weed shop and I'm going to try to...
00:43:57Relentless grasp.
00:43:58I'm going to use my relentless grasp and once again pull against it.
00:44:01I'll do a blood search again.
00:44:03Maybe your relentless grasp is causing...
00:44:04Yeah.
00:44:06It's also causing a...
00:44:07Your direction.
00:44:09He looked in some green light across the way.
00:44:13He just said he was pulling on it.
00:44:13I swear, that's what I heard as well.
00:44:16Stop pulling on it, bitch.
00:44:17Pulling on it like that.
00:44:19This is straight out of the great Godspeed.
00:44:22I'm rolling insane over here.
00:44:24That's nine successes.
00:44:25I have a chance.
00:44:27Come on.
00:44:29That's a lot of dice.
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:31And this is all for jerking off the bear?
00:44:35Stop.
00:44:36Most sexiest episode yet.
00:44:38Two, three.
00:44:39So you have nine successes.
00:44:41Meats it, beats it.
00:44:41So nine successes means you can pull it in the direction.
00:44:43You can pull what?
00:44:45It beats it.
00:44:45It beats it.
00:44:46It beats it.
00:44:47I've got six.
00:44:48It beats its meat?
00:44:49You're so close to beating it.
00:44:51Oh, you beat that meat.
00:44:53And I've got a crit, so I can maybe get, if I got one more crit, I can do it.
00:44:57Come on, meet that beat.
00:44:58Beat that meat.
00:44:59Beat that meat.
00:45:00I did it.
00:45:02Beat the meat.
00:45:02Beat the meat.
00:45:03Unbelievable.
00:45:04I got a, yeah, yeah.
00:45:06He comes fire and it kills you.
00:45:08So like, as this thing's running, with an arm around its neck, you, by the way, are covered
00:45:14in this reeking creosote.
00:45:16This is like, almost like petroleum ash and soot all over its body.
00:45:22There's just a constant squeak as every time you move on this thing.
00:45:26So all you guys hear from that side is...
00:45:31As you begin to pull it, pulling its ear and its like heavy elephantine jowls, it charges
00:45:37down the street trying to pull across the railroad track, continuing getting pulled
00:45:40back, and it looks pissed off.
00:45:42Fire in its eyes looking at you as you prevent it from following up the hill towards where
00:45:47it wants to go.
00:45:48You see in its throat, and you begin to see sparks and embers coming out of its mouth.
00:45:54Get out of there.
00:45:55Bat child, it's going to be your turn.
00:45:57What?
00:45:57But you are halfway to the weed shop.
00:46:00Okay.
00:46:03Could I use, try to use touch of oblivion to like seal its lips shut?
00:46:09Potentially.
00:46:10Okay.
00:46:10You could run up and then you're, then you're going to be closing on this very dangerous thing.
00:46:15Are you staying here or are you going to hop off?
00:46:18I'm going to, I'm going to hop off once somebody lights it up or something.
00:46:23Okay.
00:46:23Then I'm going to try to seal its lips.
00:46:25Okay.
00:46:26Go ahead and give me your attack roll.
00:46:28So that's strength and brawl?
00:46:30That is strength and brawl.
00:46:32I'm going to do the thing to get two extra.
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:40Kitty willpower.
00:46:44I got two.
00:46:46Two successes.
00:46:46You go to lunge for it.
00:46:48You don't have to spend any arcane resources as a result of this.
00:46:51As you go to lunge for it to try to like melt whatever thing it is, you just pull and
00:46:56some of the ash and skin just comes off as this thing just fades away in your hand, causing
00:47:01some superficial damage to this creature.
00:47:04It roars at you in this space, looking to try to throw Mitch off in front of it.
00:47:10Levante, you're going to be the last to act.
00:47:12Before the last act.
00:47:14Before the Gunbaroo act.
00:47:15I'm going to throw my phone to Madeline.
00:47:17Just tell Tyler what you need.
00:47:19And I'm going to just wander off down the street after Darkest Man and Batchild.
00:47:24You go running out.
00:47:25Do you know what it likes?
00:47:26Is there a way to find that out?
00:47:28Batchild's got all the data.
00:47:29Anyone who wants the book can have it.
00:47:31Am I crazy?
00:47:32Do I let this?
00:47:33I feel like we can't let this thing go, right?
00:47:36I'm inclined to just let it go.
00:47:38It looks like it's just not something green that it wants to go far.
00:47:40But isn't it just a giant bomb?
00:47:41That's all the way across town.
00:47:43It might breach the masquerade.
00:47:46Breaching the masquerade?
00:47:47And then we got other people in town.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:51Levante, you have to act.
00:47:52Throw me the book, Batchild!
00:47:54I'll throw you the ruby as well!
00:47:57If I can get the book and the ruby, I'd like to read the book.
00:48:00Give me intelligence plus a cult.
00:48:02Well, I don't have a cult.
00:48:04And I have little intelligence.
00:48:06I'll blood surge.
00:48:08Okay.
00:48:09I succeed.
00:48:15Oh, God.
00:48:18One success.
00:48:19God, I can't read fast and while moving.
00:48:24Pages fluttering in the wind.
00:48:25You rush up.
00:48:26You have also, you're holding a ruby so you can't turn the pages as you're running up.
00:48:30The gumbaroo is going to try to breathe fire on Darkness Man and Batchild.
00:48:36First of all, it's going to try to throw you off its back in this maneuver.
00:48:41Go ahead, if you'd be so kind, and give me strength athletics.
00:48:45Does my relentless grasp do anything?
00:48:47Yes.
00:48:48You can add two dice here.
00:48:49Okay.
00:48:50Bad roll from the gumbaroo.
00:48:51You're only looking to beat five successes.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54I'm going to blood surge.
00:48:57Fail.
00:48:58I get thing.
00:49:00Beep, beep, beep.
00:49:01Shit.
00:49:06What am I trying to beat?
00:49:07You were trying to-
00:49:08Five.
00:49:09Okay.
00:49:10I got to use willpower.
00:49:14Failed.
00:49:15Failed.
00:49:15He throws you off his back just in time to breathe fire on you and Batchild simultaneously.
00:49:22I'm going to roll in the box of doom, fire coming your way.
00:49:25Here's the deal with fire damage.
00:49:27If you are able to dodge this, you can potentially add your celerity if you have, I think it's like
00:49:35cat-like reflexes.
00:49:36Yeah, I have rapid reflexes.
00:49:37You have rapid reflexes.
00:49:38So you can roll like dexterity plus celerity in that moment to try to avoid.
00:49:45You can, if you have fortitude, you can also just roll fortitude to attempt to like withstand the fire damage.
00:49:51Don't have fortitude.
00:49:52I have fortitude.
00:49:53I only have one in celerity and two in dex.
00:49:56I have one in fortitude.
00:49:57I'm going to roll box of doom.
00:49:58However many successes is however much aggravated damage is coming your way.
00:50:02That roll looks so fucking bad.
00:50:08Wow.
00:50:08A garbage roll.
00:50:10Great.
00:50:10Oof.
00:50:11One aggravated damage coming your way.
00:50:13Okay.
00:50:13So you need only a single success on your fortitude die.
00:50:18Is it just fortitude or fortitude stamina or-
00:50:20Unfortunately, because it's aggravated damage, it's only fortitude.
00:50:23Just fortitude.
00:50:23Like you can't use your normal toughness to withstand it, essentially.
00:50:26But I can blood surge.
00:50:28You can blood surge.
00:50:32I have a lot of hunger now.
00:50:34I'm at four hunger.
00:50:35Okay.
00:50:36Okay, so I'm going to do celerity.
00:50:39Hell yeah.
00:50:39I got two successes.
00:50:42Can I make it, use my zealotry?
00:50:45Because literally my man is in the way.
00:50:48Yeah.
00:50:49Can I use my zealotry to make it a messy critical to help if he needs help?
00:50:53I'm going to do the same thing and messy critical, because I got a two and I also have zealotry.
00:50:57Okay, hell yeah.
00:50:58You guys both are full vampires here on Mill Road.
00:51:02You guys eat the bear?
00:51:03Yeah.
00:51:04It's 2 a.m.
00:51:05Like right now, it's like late, late, late in the town.
00:51:09However, a big gout of fire is like, it's breathed on the road.
00:51:14You don't know how much time you have, but both of you are visibly monster.
00:51:17Your fangs are fully distended, jaws unlocked.
00:51:20If something catches on me, can I like basically, as it hits my cloak, whip it around and try to
00:51:26throw it back on the-
00:51:27Yeah.
00:51:27Hell yes.
00:51:28How many successes did you roll to avoid-
00:51:30Two, which I turned to a messy critical.
00:51:33Turned to a messy critical, gotcha.
00:51:34I think you basically see that that move works.
00:51:37On two successes, you're like, okay, if we need to produce fire somehow, the next time this thing breathes fire,
00:51:43I'll be able to do-
00:51:44You basically use your second success there to ready that action the next time this thing breathes fire.
00:51:49Okay, great.
00:51:50It is, once again, Zayth's turn.
00:51:52We're over here, kind of, by the weed store, sort of?
00:51:57Yeah.
00:51:57Did the bear explode, or it's not-
00:52:00Oh, yeah.
00:52:01It's just like-
00:52:02How did the fire seem to affect the gumbaroo?
00:52:04It came out of its nostrils and mouth in a cone that went away from its body.
00:52:08It went-
00:52:10I am-
00:52:11I'm going to follow the way that they went, and I'm looking for the first car I see over here,
00:52:16and I'm going to try to hotwire it real fast.
00:52:18I'm on the-
00:52:19I'm gorse chasing after them.
00:52:21I'm going to try to hotwire a car.
00:52:22Hell yeah.
00:52:23Go ahead and give me-
00:52:23I have a larceny hot wiring.
00:52:25To hotwire it instantly will be a difficulty five, dexterity plus larceny, but you can also use your specialty here.
00:52:34Okay.
00:52:35I am going to blood surge.
00:52:38Hell yeah.
00:52:40Okay.
00:52:40Don't get any hunger.
00:52:42Let's see.
00:52:44Shoot.
00:52:45All right.
00:52:48What was the difficulty, you said?
00:52:51Difficulty is five.
00:52:55That's five.
00:52:56Hell yeah.
00:52:57You leap off of gorse.
00:52:59Just go through the windshield of a car.
00:53:01Go through the windshield.
00:53:01Blam.
00:53:02You are in the car.
00:53:03You reach down and basically one-handed hotwire the car.
00:53:08But I'm just going to drive it straight at the gumbaroo and dive out of the car.
00:53:14Hell yeah.
00:53:15Go ahead.
00:53:16Give me-
00:53:17This is going to be dex plus drive with an additional four damage from crashing your car on the car.
00:53:23Four.
00:53:25How does the four damage-
00:53:27It just means that you add four-
00:53:28If you get one success, you get five successes.
00:53:31Right?
00:53:31You just add four if you succeed.
00:53:33I feel like narratively, Zayt should have a specialty in abandoning vehicles.
00:53:39I love that.
00:53:39Yep.
00:53:40100%.
00:53:40Great.
00:53:42Dipping.
00:53:42And I blood surged on this turn, so I can't do it again.
00:53:46Is that-
00:53:46Yes, that's correct.
00:53:47All right.
00:53:48So this is dex plus drive.
00:53:51This thing does not have a high dexterity.
00:53:52Okay.
00:53:53It only rolls one success, so it's going to cancel out one of your successes.
00:53:57I think that's just two.
00:53:59Okay.
00:54:00Two successes.
00:54:01It cancels out one, but that one success still means you deal four actions.
00:54:04You deal five points of damage.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:06You guys see an old Buick slams into the side of the gumbaroo as Zayt dips out the window.
00:54:12Again, the gumbaroo rolls a couple times down the street, injured.
00:54:16This thing looks like it might have a fucking heavy dose of health, right?
00:54:20However, it is moved further down the street in the direction of this weed thing, and you
00:54:26see being away from the sources of its ire, you see it looks up, and looking down here to
00:54:32this other road that leads into the town, it begins to charge down Mill Road, its eyes
00:54:37on the far hill.
00:54:38But it is getting closer to the weed store right now.
00:54:41H.J., your turn.
00:54:42Okay.
00:54:43I pop in where all the equipment and stuff is, and I go to, if there's any welding stuff,
00:54:50I grab a blowtorch and run towards them.
00:54:52Hell yeah.
00:54:53You grab a blowtorch, are sprinting down the street after them.
00:54:56You've got an active blowtorch here.
00:54:58I'm going to say you spend your turn just grabbing that and closing distance, sprinting
00:55:01down the street as fast as you can.
00:55:02Cool.
00:55:02I'm trying to have it cut from Mill towards the weed shop if I can catch up.
00:55:06Okay, you want to get on the other side of it over here.
00:55:09Yeah, or even like on its side or just like pop the blowtorch thing to have it cut towards
00:55:14the weed store.
00:55:15Hell yes.
00:55:16Madeline, Tyler gets back to you.
00:55:19He's taken a picture of a big box store with a bunch of Yankee candles.
00:55:23Great.
00:55:23I send him a selfie, and then I go, Tyler, white, plain candles, no scent.
00:55:30I said, no scent, Tyler.
00:55:32He responds back, got it.
00:55:33You're not going to send me a selfie?
00:55:36You see, he sends you a selfie back.
00:55:37He is sweating bullets.
00:55:39It looks like he's been running at full tilt through the store.
00:55:42He has four shopping carts filled with scented and unscented candles.
00:55:45Great.
00:55:46They're all like nutmeg mango.
00:55:49I'm hearing the craziness that's happening outside.
00:55:52You are hearing the craziness happening outside.
00:55:53Can I rouse to use my premonition?
00:55:57Yes, you can.
00:55:57To find out what it's trying to get to or whatever information around this that might be useful?
00:56:04You can.
00:56:05Great.
00:56:06I succeed.
00:56:07Hell yeah.
00:56:07You get a premonition.
00:56:09Off in the hills of the Douglas farms, the Golden Bounty farms, you see amongst various hay bales
00:56:18outside of a red barn that there looks like a massive stone slab that appears to have a groove in
00:56:25the side running off to drain liquid.
00:56:30Blood sacrifice?
00:56:31And you see that there are a number of massive twig-based sculptures, sort of made of pine boughs, looming
00:56:40over in this space that are hanging from vines from various trees around this farmyard.
00:56:47And that's what it's trying to get to?
00:56:49Standing on the altar, orc boots, sort of Carhartt jacket, you see his sort of flannel shirt fully undone and
00:56:59fully erect is Boyd Douglas, who is screaming,
00:57:05Come to the sound of my voice!
00:57:08He wants it.
00:57:10He's the Jack of the Pines?
00:57:12A pervert for real!
00:57:14Oh my god, he tried to fuck the bear! Kill it!
00:57:20Oh my god, that's so nasty, and I've lived for hundreds of years of the nastiest thing I've ever had!
00:57:26You get this premonition of Boyd Douglas casting some kind of blood sorcery up on this altar.
00:57:31He left his boots on?
00:57:33So nasty, makes it worse, make him more naked.
00:57:36One of them so naked, one of them so close.
00:57:40I do hate to say he did have his hat on.
00:57:44That's so down-low behavior.
00:57:46Tell me he doesn't have a watch on.
00:57:47Watch? He was holding his phone.
00:57:52But there's porn on the phone, right?
00:57:54No, it was an open email inbox.
00:57:57No! Psychotic!
00:57:59Psychotic!
00:58:00I got lost email.
00:58:01Yeah, just had to get his shirt open to do a weird blood rune on his chest.
00:58:04Try to come with your email open.
00:58:06Yeah.
00:58:082027.
00:58:10Glance at the most recent email you have and try to still come.
00:58:13Bet you can't.
00:58:14Bet you can't.
00:58:15Bet you can't.
00:58:16Madeline, you call out, kill it, kill it, kill it.
00:58:18Darkness Man, it is your turn.
00:58:19All right.
00:58:20This thing is a little bit past you, but surging down.
00:58:23It's basically come, it's like right down here, essentially.
00:58:26Okay, great.
00:58:27I'm going to try to get on top of it again, less of a, I don't, I'm not going to
00:58:33be able
00:58:33to like fully wrestle it where I want it to go.
00:58:35So I'm going to just jump on, grab on, and then I want to basically wait until the moment
00:58:41it goes to do its fire and then throw my jacket over its face so that it like wafts it
00:58:46back
00:58:46in its own.
00:58:47Cool.
00:58:47Hell yeah.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:48You get your jacket ready to make that move happen.
00:58:51Bat Child, it is your turn.
00:58:52I see that and I'm going to do the same exact thing.
00:58:55Hell yeah.
00:58:56You get your move ready to do that at the same time.
00:58:58Levante, it is you.
00:58:59I'm going to get a notepad out and write down the name of every business with a security
00:59:03camera in this complex.
00:59:04Oh, smart.
00:59:06Hell yes.
00:59:07You do exactly that.
00:59:08It is its turn again.
00:59:10It is once again going to breathe fire on the two of you.
00:59:13I'm going to roll in the Box of Doom for how many successes you're trying to avoid here.
00:59:19Once again, garbage roll.
00:59:21Only one success in the Box of Doom.
00:59:24You know what?
00:59:24Just to keep it spicy, I am going to have it use willpower here.
00:59:29Okay.
00:59:30Three successes.
00:59:31So I'm going to say you guys have three aggravated damage coming your way.
00:59:36Okay.
00:59:36Here's how we're going to do it.
00:59:37I'm going to ask for each of you guys to give me some willpower rolls.
00:59:42Difficulty of one in this moment.
00:59:45I only have two left.
00:59:47I have five.
00:59:48You have five.
00:59:48So go ahead and roll.
00:59:49We'll do one.
00:59:50Um, I crit.
00:59:52I fail.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:53So, Darkness Man, Batchel.
00:59:55You, Darkness Man, have this insane fear that you are about to be burned to death.
01:00:00So, what I'm going to ask is this.
01:00:02I'm going to ask you to assemble a dice pool that is simultaneously you trying to avoid those three points
01:00:08of aggravated damage.
01:00:10If you can get one additional success, you will get the coat over it with a dexterity melee check.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18Can I just see that this has all gone to shit and actually just change what my reaction is to
01:00:24make my mouth into, um, to make my mouth into a portal to the abyss to swallow the fire to
01:00:30save Darkness Man?
01:00:31You will take that aggravated damage if you do that.
01:00:34And it wouldn't help Darkness Man?
01:00:37I think it could.
01:00:38It potentially could.
01:00:40If you were at this last minute, let's see if Darkness Man can pull this off.
01:00:45Uh, so you are looking to do dexterity plus celerity to cancel out the damage.
01:00:52If you get one additional success past three, you'll be able to immediately roll a melee check to blow up
01:00:59the bear.
01:00:59All right.
01:01:00I'm pretty screwed because I don't have, uh, I have so many blood dice I can't do willpower.
01:01:06Mm-hmm.
01:01:06Um, oh, I can, if I blood surge, I'll have five if I fail.
01:01:10So I kind of don't want to go to one, I don't want to frenzy.
01:01:13All right.
01:01:14I'll just, uh, two and a beast shield failure.
01:01:19Two and a beast shield failure.
01:01:20No, but you get to roll four, right?
01:01:22Oh, no, you don't get to roll more.
01:01:24Oh, no, you actually do get to roll.
01:01:25Yeah.
01:01:25Your hunger does allow you to roll more.
01:01:26Yeah, that's fine.
01:01:27Yeah, one more.
01:01:27Oh, that's a three.
01:01:30Three.
01:01:30Three successes.
01:01:31So you see, you get your jacket up in front of you and fully prevent yourself from being,
01:01:36um, uh, from being incinerated.
01:01:38You don't take any damage.
01:01:40You can see at that last minute, you're like, okay, I'm going to do it.
01:01:42And then you're just like, you're about to die.
01:01:44Fire's going to burn.
01:01:45It's the only thing that, it's the only thing that hurts you, that and the sun.
01:01:47And get your jacket up.
01:01:49You do not frenzy.
01:01:50You do not lose your will here.
01:01:51Also, you've hemmed in the fire on half of it.
01:01:53You, now knowing that you don't have to save Darkness Man, can roll your ready to action
01:01:58here.
01:01:59Yeah, I just want to push the fire back on it.
01:02:01What I'll say is this, because you succeeded on your willpower, you can just roll a full
01:02:07attack roll in which you only need one success.
01:02:09In other words, I will ask you to do one of two things.
01:02:11You either have to split your dice pool to partially avoid the aggravated damage and
01:02:17go for it.
01:02:18But if you don't care about taking the aggravated damage.
01:02:20I'll take the aggravated damage.
01:02:21Great.
01:02:22It was only three, right?
01:02:23Only three.
01:02:24Okay.
01:02:25Um, can I use Kumite?
01:02:27Yes, you can.
01:02:28Okay.
01:02:28So I get an extra dice.
01:02:30I'm going to rouse.
01:02:32Okay, take it.
01:02:34Take hunger.
01:02:38Okay.
01:02:39Okay.
01:02:40Okay.
01:02:40I like what we're seeing.
01:02:44Willpower.
01:02:46Okay.
01:02:47Eight.
01:02:48Eight.
01:02:49Incredible.
01:02:50How much health do you have?
01:02:52I have five.
01:02:52I'm at full.
01:02:53You're at full.
01:02:54Okay.
01:02:54So you take three points of aggravated damage.
01:02:57I died.
01:03:00Worth it.
01:03:01In this moment, you see both of you getting your jackets up.
01:03:05You surround the bear.
01:03:05The fire hits that greasy creosote in its neck.
01:03:09And you see it turns around.
01:03:10and it goes,
01:03:13you guys watch as the gumbaroo explodes.
01:03:24There goes my hero.
01:03:28Watch him as he goes.
01:03:31Wow.
01:03:31Wow.
01:03:32Wow.
01:03:32Right now, I just re-rolled its fire damage.
01:03:35It rolls again as it dies.
01:03:38Two aggravated damage is coming towards each of you.
01:03:40If you cannot dodge or fortitude this Bat Child, this I believe is destruction.
01:03:47Can I try to-
01:03:48I have two, no, I have two left.
01:03:49You have two, oh, two health left.
01:03:50I have two health left.
01:03:50So there's-
01:03:51Because I took three damage.
01:03:52Yes, you have three damage.
01:03:52Yes, I have five.
01:03:53But there's two aggravated damage, which would drive you all the way to zero.
01:03:56Okay.
01:03:56So there's two aggravated damage coming.
01:03:57Yes, darkness.
01:03:58Can I take some damage for Bat Child?
01:04:02I'll say this.
01:04:02If you submit to not trying to protect yourself at all from the fire, I will allow you to
01:04:08make a Dexterity Athletics to protect Bat Child in this moment.
01:04:14Okay.
01:04:14And it's three damage?
01:04:16It is two damage coming your way.
01:04:17Great.
01:04:18Okay.
01:04:18I am going to do that then.
01:04:19Hell yeah.
01:04:20Okay.
01:04:20So I'll do Dexterity Athletics, which I don't have.
01:04:25Great.
01:04:25I'll try.
01:04:26Can I use my Celerity Rapid Reflexes?
01:04:28You can.
01:04:29Great.
01:04:29Yay.
01:04:30Yay.
01:04:30Yay.
01:04:32Um, two.
01:04:34Two successes.
01:04:34You cancel out two aggravated damage coming to Bat Child.
01:04:38Bat Child, you see Darkest Man leaps over and covers you.
01:04:41You take two points of aggravated damage plus another two points of aggravated damage.
01:04:48Aw.
01:04:48What?
01:04:49As you fully expose yourself to the flame, you cover Bat Child.
01:04:53What health are you at?
01:04:55I still have two health.
01:04:57Oh.
01:04:57Um, you guys see on top of you a smoking Bat Child in Darkness man, covered in an embrace,
01:05:04smoking here on Mill Road.
01:05:06Are you okay?
01:05:07Right outside of the largest Christmas tree in the Pacific Northwest.
01:05:11Are you okay?
01:05:12We did it.
01:05:13We blew him up.
01:05:14We saved, we saved the city.
01:05:17Wow.
01:05:17We saved Burpee.
01:05:18We saved Burpee.
01:05:18The Christmas tree starts to go up.
01:05:20No.
01:05:21No.
01:05:23We're going to keep that around until Valentine's Day and decorate it for Valentine's Day.
01:05:26Woo.
01:05:28I get in the car and I drive it at the Christmas tree.
01:05:32You see, as it starts to go up, it does become a huge threat.
01:05:35You smash the car into the tree.
01:05:37Away from the bar.
01:05:38Away from the bar.
01:05:39It falls away from Mike's.
01:05:41Into the weed store.
01:05:42Into the weed store.
01:05:43Oh yeah, you want to knock it into the weed store.
01:05:45Is it tall enough to go this way?
01:05:47Yeah, it's huge.
01:05:48Right.
01:05:49Great.
01:05:50Give me Dexterity plus Drive.
01:05:51And then we have Plausible Deniability because our bar got on fire.
01:05:56Exactly.
01:05:57Hell yeah.
01:05:57It's the weed heads.
01:05:59It's the weed heads.
01:06:01Ooh.
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