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00:00Hello, one and all!
00:02Welcome back to another episode of Dimension 20 Adventuring Party.
00:04I'm your humble dungeon master, Brynneli Malko.
00:06Say hi, intrepid heroes.
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00:23I think they hated everything that we've done so far.
00:26Yeah.
00:26Well, you know, they don't believe in building.
00:30They don't.
00:31They believe in control.
00:32They're just parasites.
00:34Bloodsuckers.
00:36That fucking Levante pop off was funny.
00:39I was losing my mind.
00:42There's something to having actually played.
00:44It is really funny of just like, so much has happened, right?
00:49Like there's so much, like the sinkhole factor, right?
00:52There's so much mystical stuff that is standing in the way of us getting to the places that we're trying
00:57to go.
00:58So somebody being like, no, no, no.
01:00Just fucking be in charge.
01:02I'm like, no, no, you don't get to talk to me like that.
01:06You don't talk to us like this.
01:07So funny.
01:08I've been in enough, you know, power business meetings that it's like, no, you don't get to talk down to
01:13me.
01:13But it seemed like you guys were almost like, get me out of here.
01:17Was there a part of you that was like, get me out of here?
01:20Or was there a part of you that was like, because I was trying to read if your reaction was
01:23like, oh, no, I'll get out of here if you offer me.
01:25Or if it was like being alive for like 100 years, I'm trying to like honor the fact that I
01:31that like, we're like doing some ground level grassroots organizing for like good society.
01:40And it is true that I've been alive for like 100 years being really manipulative and like callous.
01:45Yeah.
01:46But I'm also on SSRIs now.
01:47So I do think.
01:49I feel like for Levante.
01:50That's why you tried to steal a cops guy.
01:51Yeah.
01:53I feel like I wanted part of the character to be a little bit of like, like in his like
01:59kind of stockbroker businessy aesthetic and background is a little bit like I don't, I don't subscribe to the like
02:08vampire.
02:10Like timeline.
02:12Like the best thing about me is that I remember what it means to be human.
02:16And I remember what it means to want things.
02:18And I remember what it means to go after things and to build things, not simply to control things.
02:23And so I think there's something to part of the friction in that scene is somebody being like act like
02:29a vampire and like Levante thinking the thing that makes me the best vampire is that I don't think like
02:35you.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah.
02:36That's a good answer.
02:37Um, there's a, it was really gratifying to see that, blah, especially the, the, do not call me a nincompoop.
02:45The, it was great because it is, well, because the, the, again, the whole thought, right, is the, everything stems
02:51from this idea of nothing changes.
02:54And if nothing changes, what are you, why are you shaking things up?
02:57Like who, if there's already people that are in control, just sink into and rot that, you know, like just
03:06find the area of control that there already is and rot into that and get that moldy and seep into
03:12it.
03:12And that's the new thing.
03:14And the idea of like, oh no, it's like, in other words, the thing that was the secret conflict there
03:20was you're trying to do more.
03:23Like make perpy into a fucking wonderful place to live that attracts people and the, and the, the town is
03:30flourishing and people are excited and happy to live here and there's an urgent care and a library open again.
03:35All this other, all this shit is not on the Camarillo's list of tasks at all, right?
03:41They don't want bus lines.
03:42They don't want the bingo bus.
03:43They don't want the bingo bus.
03:44They don't want the bingo bus.
03:44Or the dingo bus.
03:45Or the dingo bus.
03:46They don't want any bus.
03:47I'll tell you what, uh, Ermin Dominescu did want though, was, uh.
03:53Ruh-roh.
03:54Ruh-roh.
03:54Was for you to get that deal through.
03:56You owe, you owe her one.
03:57I owe her big time.
03:59Do you owe her one?
03:59You owe her a boon.
04:01It's, yeah, it's one of my flaws.
04:03It's a pre-station debt.
04:04Um, uh, so she was saying that's gotta get sold.
04:09Which also, let's talk about this for a second.
04:12It's, it's don't rock the boat to fuck with the sail.
04:15Make sure that it gets sold to Beholder with that land around the trailhead included.
04:19And, uh, also, and in addition to that, it has to get sold to Beholder.
04:25Which means that you guys can't buy it for Elysium.
04:28But we already gotta have Elysium.
04:30You got your lumber mill.
04:31And they want us to not, uh, smear the...
04:34the Whittaker family anymore, or whatever, right?
04:37Oh, they say they'd kill the oppo dump on Florian Whittaker.
04:40I don't have any allegiance to them, so.
04:42Yeah, I say, I'm, I'm ready to go.
04:45I mean, as much as with Elysium, it is like an interesting, like...
04:49Like, we can't, if, if we buck too hard, they'll kill us.
04:53They'll kill us.
04:54They'll kill us.
04:54So we couldn't just straight up be like, you're stupid, we got this.
04:58Yeah, we gotta play the game.
04:59And helping people get better and urgent care is so much better.
05:04But, yeah, I felt like I wanted to at least be, like, a little bit tempted by like,
05:08wait, you can just get me out of here?
05:10Yeah.
05:10Like, okay.
05:12It's a lot easier to be just taken out.
05:15I think they announced to all of us that a few of us could be leaving or something.
05:19But I didn't get it direct.
05:21Zayn got offered.
05:22Zayn got offered and so did you.
05:24He did not.
05:25I got the perfect offer.
05:26I don't know if I actually got offered.
05:27He was just...
05:28Oh, yeah, yeah.
05:28Well, Dante got a different offer.
05:30It's just sort of vaguely implied.
05:31Yeah, what is the Seneschal?
05:32What is the Seneschal?
05:33Seneschal is effectively the social sheriff of...
05:37Damn.
05:38Of Austin?
05:40That sounds like a bad name.
05:41Austin's the new Rome, baby.
05:42Don't fucking do this to me, man.
05:45It's the prince's right hand.
05:48And if the sheriff of a given princedom is the muscle, the Seneschal is the social muscle.
05:55It's the diplomat.
05:57It's like secretary of state for the prince.
05:58Wining and dining.
05:59The MC.
06:00You should stay here where the big tree is feeling very turned on right now.
06:05He's trying to fuck us.
06:05The horny tree is trying to fuck us.
06:07The horny tree wants to have sex with the bear.
06:10The tree has an even bigger tree coming out of it.
06:13And then Bigfoot is also here but kind of looks small in comparison to the big tree, man.
06:17We have to talk about H.J.'s adventures.
06:22We had no idea what you were doing.
06:25I still don't have a strong idea of what it was.
06:28I really thought we were all like breaking away.
06:30Because you were saying sitcom energy.
06:32Yes.
06:33I felt that as well.
06:33I thought it was like, a birthday!
06:35And it was like, you run upstairs.
06:37I ran outside.
06:38I thought it would continue.
06:39It was like, I run to the store.
06:41I pop, I grab this thing out of the-
06:43But what part of that is you run to the station and grab a cop's gun?
06:46Yeah.
06:47What sitcom is that?
06:49I don't know.
06:50Two and a half men.
06:51I don't know.
06:52It's a movie style.
06:52You guys remember the episode where a half man walks in and grabs the gun?
06:57What he tells me is that Beardsley has been watching Bat Child because actually it was
07:02the perfect gift.
07:03Thank you.
07:04Thank you.
07:04You didn't get the gift.
07:05Yeah, I ended up with a big rock that I put a vagina monologue mirror on.
07:10But yeah, sure.
07:11The one thing we can't see ourselves with.
07:14When you were like, I want you, you look in the mirror and understand, just fully doing
07:18a vagina monologue.
07:20Is that from vagina monologues?
07:22I did not know that.
07:23I thought it was just like a groaning-
07:25The premise of vagina monologues is like, women don't look at their vagina enough.
07:28You have no idea what's going on down there.
07:30So you use a hand mirror and you just spend some time-
07:32I'm genuinely so jealous of you for not knowing that.
07:36I thought vagina monologues was just like people going off and doing slam poetry about
07:41their poems.
07:41Well, it is, but then all the poems are about what I was just talking about.
07:44The premise, this is the premise of, again, when I think of H.J., I think of Daniel Plainview.
07:49I think of fucking Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview, full duck face on a bird scooter
07:55getting riddled with bullets.
07:59Blood.
08:00Firing.
08:01The way it turned out perfectly.
08:03The entire episode before taking the shirt off.
08:04Because otherwise, you getting shot off of a scooter into a river ended up being perfect
08:12because it's like, you washed away, so you're gone.
08:16You washed away.
08:17Because otherwise, had that exact thing not happened, there would have just been a manhunt
08:21for you.
08:22Yes.
08:22The rest of the episode would have been trying to figure out how to get a manhunt before
08:26you die.
08:26I mean, we did wanna once it's poster.
08:29Totally.
08:30God, that's so funny.
08:31You gotta shave the hundle, hundle, oh my god.
08:33Yeah, the mustache goes away.
08:35You gotta shave the mustache.
08:50Fleeing a crime on a bird scooter is, I mean, just cops just driving.
08:53The cops are in their car.
08:55What's kinda like a new style?
08:56I think you gotta, do like a mutton chop, you know?
08:59Okay.
08:59You could do the buccal.
09:00What is it?
09:01The way they get rid of their cheeks?
09:02The buccal?
09:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
09:04That's gone.
09:05Buy more men clothes, everybody.
09:08Oh, sure.
09:10Maybe fat removal.
09:12Fat removal, sure, yeah, yeah.
09:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:15Maybe a little hulk.
09:16You should have one of those vampire facials where they take blood out of you and then
09:21inject it back into your face or something weird like that.
09:24Really, really intense.
09:27The gumbaroo fight was deadly, deadly.
09:29Oh my god, scary.
09:30Oh my god.
09:31Fucking scary gumbaroo.
09:32That's a real piece of American folklore.
09:34It's like lumberjack folklore to gumbaroo.
09:36And in it, it's that they are vulnerable to fire and make it?
09:39Yes, and make it.
09:40It's awesome.
09:40They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:42They don't ascribe to Pokemon rules.
09:44They do not.
09:44They make fire and they are very vulnerable to fire.
09:47Thank god you guys know how to fight these sorts of things.
09:50I know.
09:50Yes, I am fully useless to the point where me being there would have made it more dangerous
09:55for everybody.
09:56Oh god, I love that so much.
09:58The fucking, the H.J. being, it's like the Jack of the Pines and seeing the light and
10:03taking off.
10:03Yes.
10:04As horrifying.
10:05The green light.
10:06The green light.
10:07The Douglases are one of the worst things I've ever made up.
10:09They are nasty.
10:10I think we've sort of been avoiding them because we know how nasty they are.
10:14Yeah, for sure.
10:15You also love to make a villain whose name we can't say without something crazy happening.
10:19Yeah.
10:20That's right.
10:21We had the very end, we had Jack of the Pines.
10:23But the interesting thing is, Batchild said it, but it went for Cody.
10:28I know.
10:29So it can maybe, it knows where we are.
10:32It could be like sunny.
10:32I feel like they've been, that's probably a longer term.
10:36There's probably some, yeah, some research to do here.
10:38Maya seemed to know about it.
10:40Are the stones keeping it back in the forest?
10:43Maybe.
10:43I think the stones are part of like some kind of ritual of becoming a werewolf.
10:47Yes.
10:47Is that how it's not able to like reach it?
10:49Because Cody's pretty close to the edge there.
10:51The rebels in the Jack of the Pines have been enemies since time immemorial.
10:55We all know that.
10:56They're fists.
10:57And to think you guys are having a big meeting of all the magical denizens of Purpy
11:00and not inviting Kelly who sleeps in a hole under someone's edge.
11:03She doesn't know I'm a vampire.
11:04Also really love the other vampire going, she's not real.
11:07She's not real.
11:08At which point I would.
11:10She lied to you.
11:10What if.
11:11But she did make magic, she did a magical thing.
11:13But the other vampires.
11:14She spun around in gold coins and light.
11:15But the other vampires also.
11:16Which like a magician could do.
11:17Which a magician could do.
11:19No, but she's living in a hedge but she had gold magic charms.
11:22I think you should be hooked up with just kind of like a girl.
11:26You think like a magician at the magic castle couldn't make charms come out of their sleep?
11:30Yeah.
11:30Of course they could.
11:31But the vampires also didn't believe in Bigfoot.
11:35Yeah.
11:35That's true too.
11:36Well that could be.
11:37And girls don't do magic, that's a boy.
11:40Girls do not do magic.
11:42Magic.
11:42Not do magic.
11:43Girls do real magic, boys do fake magic with sleight of hand.
11:50And then we had these two enormous meetings.
11:54Koshay and Ermin.
11:55We had a little Koshay heart to heart with Zaith.
11:57Wow.
11:58And it is true.
11:59Yeah.
11:59Getting his stuff together.
12:00Yeah.
12:01We're like.
12:02We're figuring it out.
12:03Dialed in.
12:04You might finally pass high school.
12:05There you go.
12:06Dialed in.
12:07The GED was a cool part that you added to your character.
12:10And then you guys.
12:11The character's working on his GED.
12:13That's so cool.
12:13And then you guys went with Maya and Cody to smoke weed in front of a giant picture of Richard
12:19Nixon outside of a weird Cold War laboratory.
12:21Yeah.
12:22That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:22That's what I'm gonna do tonight.
12:23There it is.
12:24I'm leaving from this warehouse and going to another one.
12:27Yeah, brother.
12:28What did you guys.
12:29In terms of walking away from the meetings with these various.
12:33It's hard to call Maya and Cody a faction.
12:36I don't know if two people creates a faction.
12:38Well, it seems like it.
12:39We haven't met this.
12:40Well, I mean.
12:41I've never had any allegiance to the vampires.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I think I was just like, it is that sort of thing of assuming their level of power in this
12:54sort of system and feeling like, well, that's a brick wall we're up against, but maybe it's not.
13:02Maybe we can smash through that.
13:06Yeah, totally.
13:07What?
13:08The power that it gave both of you, like getting temp powers, all your hunger gone, and the shit that's
13:15gonna suck to try to get rid of it at the start of every day.
13:19Yeah.
13:20Cody fucking King Chiller was very down to help you guys.
13:24Yeah.
13:24So this is like Jawbone's origin story?
13:26This is Jawbone's origin story.
13:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
13:29That's great.
13:30No, I think Jawbone is way less chill than Cody.
13:33Jawbone's very excitable.
13:35Cody hasn't seen enough yet, though.
13:37Cody hasn't seen enough.
13:38This is the beginning of his life.
13:40Then he goes off, joins a biker gang.
13:43No, but it's very cool.
13:44But I did like that you guys caught that his whole deal was gotta stay calm for werewolfing out specifically.
13:51Sure.
13:53Wow.
13:54You know, it's hard when we just had such a nice meeting with them and such a bad meeting with
13:58the vampires.
13:59Yeah, it really was tough.
14:00Such a bad vampire.
14:00They were really weak to us.
14:02Clarify us.
14:02We've been trying really hard.
14:04Yeah.
14:05It's hard.
14:05I'm like, I don't really, like those vampires will just come kill us, so we do have to be careful.
14:11What if this would we choose to do for ourselves?
14:14Like really just one.
14:15Nancy Danderhoof of Pulitzer.
14:16Just Nancy's Pulitzer.
14:17Nancy, and then embrace the mortal mages and then destroy.
14:20We should make our own 13 tasks.
14:22Take care of any fae ghosts and demons.
14:26I like the idea of taking care of the ghosts.
14:28We got rid of the ghosts.
14:30Set up a college fund.
14:31I fucked the leprechaun, so we just have demons to go.
14:34Yeah.
14:34Oh, and then like maybe the owl was a demon.
14:37Was a demon, maybe?
14:38Owl could have been a demon.
14:39Oh.
14:39I mean, I'm eager to command the flow of money and master the engines of the free.
14:43Yeah.
14:43And we've planted the seeds, we need to be doing those.
14:45We can make our own, but then add dingo bus line.
14:48Yeah.
14:50Cut off the big tree's dick.
14:53For Christmas next year, then we have another Christmas tree.
14:57And we'd have to spend $18,000 on it.
15:00We make it look like there's a giant one of the fire bears, but inside is a wood chipper.
15:09And when he goes to fuck the fire bear, it's a wood chipper.
15:13Make eye contact with me.
15:15It's like a trojan bear.
15:17You wanna make a gumbaroo shaped wood chipper so that Jack of the Pines arrives at the gumbaroo, says I'm
15:23here to fuck you like we talked again.
15:25So we're making a real doll for the Jack of the Pines.
15:29So upsetting.
15:30So upsetting.
15:30And then he puts his dick inside of the hand.
15:32Uh-huh.
15:33Go brew wood chipper.
15:34Screams it out of the hand.
15:36Uh-huh.
15:36Yeah, that's weird.
15:39When we come back to the next episode, I guess we'll start with, we'll have the continuation.
15:43You're gonna be an Austin?
15:44Yeah, I'll be Austin.
15:44Yeah, you already got it.
15:46I'm gonna be wearing a cowboy hat.
15:46You text Brennan separately.
15:47I'm gonna be wearing a cowboy hat and just doing separate scenes.
15:50Oh my god, that's so funny.
15:51That's just me hanging out at craft breweries.
15:53It's fine.
15:54Harky talks.
15:55I think you could really explore that option and I think you would end up feeling hollow for it.
16:00So I'm down for you to try it.
16:02Don't do it, Vespa.
16:03Oh yeah, we just do two episodes of me and Austin.
16:05I'm gonna try me and Austin.
16:06It's like when the actor just has a different schedule.
16:09Yeah, exactly.
16:10So they have to go off and do the golden bachelor for a couple of episodes.
16:13That's how confident I am in our perpy relationship.
16:16Yeah, actually, yeah, you'd miss it.
16:18Let's do it.
16:18Me and Brennan will do a couple of one-on-one episodes.
16:21That's just Levante and Austin.
16:23Empty table, you two.
16:24Empty table, we don't even bring in.
16:26Us just in cowboy hats, you know.
16:28Just solving vampire social problems in Austin.
16:31Yeah, exactly.
16:32Just being like, ah, somebody else got eaten at mothership.
16:37Joe!
16:38And no one had their phones.
16:39And no one had their phones.
16:42Yeah, it's very, well, I mean, scale of one to ten.
16:46How tempting is that?
16:48Eight.
16:48Eight.
16:49Yeah.
16:49Nine.
16:50What are you talking about?
16:51I've been doing, don't touch me, Zach.
16:54Don't.
16:55Oh shit.
16:56Oh shit.
16:58Because Levante does have to, you know, like.
17:02Levante does have to keep talking, Zach.
17:04Come on.
17:05Undress me.
17:06Sorry.
17:07Oh.
17:08Woo!
17:08Woo!
17:10Please stop talking.
17:11What's up?
17:12Hey, what's up, man?
17:13Let me put this in a little hole under your arm.
17:15Let me put this in a little hole.
17:19What's up, man?
17:20Because the, because the, there is a certain degree of, there's a certain degree of, sorry,
17:32there's a certain degree of like looking at that temptation there and having to think carefully,
17:37like, you know, how much stuff did Levante, like, Levante didn't get shot by a bunch of
17:43like squad cars on a bird scooter.
17:45Levante didn't get a, didn't like behead some people.
17:49He didn't, you know, like, and he's sort of like, I don't know, there's like doing some
17:52cleanup out here and maybe it'd be nice to squirrel away off in Austin.
17:56Maybe it'd be sick to just go work part time at the Outer Ridge skate shop in San Diego
18:03and just fucking chill, you know?
18:07Totally.
18:08Or maybe you stay.
18:09Maybe you stay and your dog's the mayor and you never leave.
18:13You know, me and Patty are going to have a heart to heart next episode.
18:16That's what's happening.
18:17Yup.
18:18I'm walking straight into that kid's house sitting on his couch being like, what are we
18:21doing, man?
18:22What are we doing with our lives?
18:26Do we just, we've spent our whole lives running?
18:30I love it.
18:31Yeah.
18:31I totally forgot about Patty Babcock at the Outer Ridge skate shop.
18:34The fact that you've forgotten is crazy because I have-
18:36You wrote it down.
18:37I remember.
18:38I had a whole second plan for, that was going to involve us starting a
18:43corporation that's called Skate Free Purpee that is about centering Purpee as the
18:49home of indie skate in all of America.
18:52And then we were going to have a sponsored event where we were going to have Outer Ridge,
18:57we were going to invite all the biggest names in indie skate.
18:59Hey, don't say we were going to.
19:00It's all happening.
19:01It's happening.
19:02It's happening next.
19:02Next episode, Night Skate.
19:04Skate Free Purpee, dude.
19:05Yeah, huge skate park.
19:06And we'll bring up that Skate Free does sound like there are no skates in Purpee.
19:11No, no, it's-
19:12Skateless.
19:14Free.
19:14Free from the Shackles of Corporate.
19:16You know it.
19:17You know it.
19:19You know it.
19:19Let me tell you what makes skating a little bit easier.
19:22It's her and him.
19:25And her.
19:27That was a solid one.
19:29You know it.
19:31You know it.
19:34Yeah, true.
19:35Well, we'll see.
19:36When we come back, I guess we'll continue.
19:38Like, Maya and Cody are still around talking to you guys about...
19:42There's still more for them in terms of like...
19:45They clearly are very grateful that you guys are here trying to help the town.
19:50A little bit bewildered.
19:55What?
19:55What happened?
19:56Sorry.
19:57A little bit bewildered.
19:59No, it's okay.
20:00Sometimes I just talk about the story and Hallie can't...
20:03No, no.
20:05Hey, hey, hey.
20:07Easy.
20:09Easy.
20:09He takes your fridge and makes it.
20:13Just under the table.
20:17Like kind of looking at it.
20:20Hey, if you email that to yourself, you'll be able to...
20:23Brennan's not happy about it.
20:24Brennan doesn't think it's funny.
20:25I'm not happy about it?
20:26What do you mean I'm not happy about it?
20:27Lucky you.
20:28I was trying to see if I could find one of him smiling.
20:31You think I'm unhappy about this?
20:33Yes!
20:34Oh!
20:36Smiling Richard makes it courtesy of Lorekeeper Skysmith looking so unhappy.
20:41Dead eyes.
20:42It's really upsetting.
20:43You looked insane because you were like, I think, waiting for the right moment to interject.
20:48I'm totally getting you just looking over.
20:51But we're just holding at the ready.
20:52And it just looked like we're secretly...
20:55I was like, a whole maker.
20:55And you too, Murph, you're also...
20:57Me?!
20:57No, that's not real!
20:59Should we get shirts?
21:00Someone stretch that face.
21:01I think so.
21:02This is a good one.
21:03That's a good one.
21:04I think it's fake.
21:04This one feels fake.
21:06I am not smiling.
21:07I'm not smiling.
21:08You can't prove that I'm smiling.
21:10Ew!
21:10You wanna see Nixon's resignation lunch?
21:13What?
21:14What is it?
21:15A pancake?
21:15Oh, he always had a...
21:16It's a ring of pineapple with a tiny scoop of cottage cheese and a large glass of milk.
21:21That's probably what the lumber mill smelled like.
21:23Ew!
21:23On a silver tray.
21:24Goddamn.
21:25That's what he's smiling about.
21:27You see that picture?
21:28That's what he's smiling about.
21:29Yeah, he's looking down going...
21:31Well, when we return, you have some dark deeds have been put before you by the Camarilla.
21:37Madelaine has a lot to think about.
21:38EVP!
21:39Empty!
21:40Thank God you have principles.
21:43Thank God you have principles.
21:44Thank God you have principles.
21:45And thank God Levante and Madelaine both have principles.
21:49Why is it always us?
21:50Why is it always us?
21:50Why is it always us?
21:51Have tasted the vitae of a lupine.
21:54It tasted good.
21:55Okay, I have to say, I didn't wanna make it obvious in the moment.
21:59I think that was the most erotic moment that she's ever had.
22:02When you took your shirt off and you both...
22:04It felt like you were both gonna lean in on his neck.
22:07Now that's the most sexual episode.
22:10But I was sitting there being like, I don't want him to know that this is erotic for me.
22:16Sure.
22:16Because I do actually need this.
22:17It's the little superhero.
22:19But secretly, I was like, happy birthday to me.
22:22Happy birthday.
22:24He's like, I gotta take my t-shirt.
22:25What's also funny is he got teleported out of there wolf form, so he is naked wherever he is.
22:29His clothes are all on the ground.
22:31You gotta find him.
22:32And Batchild's gotta find him.
22:34She's always, he's out of my league.
22:37Um, uh, and then, and then Zaith, you're, you're, it's tough because your sire, he likes you, man.
22:44But he's, he has a different vision for what your life should be like.
22:47I mean, maybe we can convince him to be cool about it.
22:50Yeah.
22:51Right?
22:52Maybe.
22:52Yeah, maybe.
22:53I thought he seemed kind of proud of you.
22:55For sure?
22:55Yeah.
22:56We got it together.
22:57We got it together.
22:58I think he has a song spot for you.
22:59He went along with the birthday gift.
23:00Yeah.
23:01He clearly loves you.
23:02Yeah, he gave me a stolen dad.
23:03I love that you called him your dad.
23:05Yeah.
23:05Sort of my dad.
23:06Intimate.
23:07My dad.
23:08My dad.
23:09Uh, and H.J., there's now a wanted poster for your duck face version.
23:14Oh, that one's wanted.
23:16That one's wanted.
23:16Oh, so I don't have to follow that lifestyle.
23:19Okay, that's good.
23:20So I can be normal.
23:22You can be normal, but whenever you-
23:23I'm still gonna get the buccal file.
23:27And that's all for this episode of Adventuring Party.
23:29We'll see you all next week on another episode of Dimension 20, City Council of Darkness.
23:32See you in the dark.
23:34See you in the dark.
23:34The last time I saw the vagina monologues, I was so drunk.
23:37And I was just screaming happy fact over and over again.
23:42You've seen it multiple times?
23:43I've never even seen it.
23:43I've seen it like three or four times.
23:45And the last time I saw it, I was so drunk.
23:47You were really laccid at the vagina.
23:49They only happened like on college campus.
23:51Yes.
23:51Damn right they did.
23:52Okay, okay.
23:53I was like, what were you saying?
23:54You went back to a college campus and got super drunk?
23:57No, it was when I was in college.
23:59You were screaming happy fact?
24:00Well, so there's some darker themes.
24:02So that throughout the show you can yell happy fact.
24:05And a woman will come out and tell you a happy fact about vaginas.
24:08She only has one.
24:10And it's that there are a bunch of nerve endings in the clitoris.
24:12So about the sixth time she came out.
24:16Look, I made that woman come out like seven or eight times.
24:20And she went, still, the clitoris has a lot of nerve endings, sir.
24:23So you're heckled at the vagina monologues.
24:26I have heckled at the vagina monologues to the point where I impacted the show.
24:30And also a plain white tease concert.
24:32I demanded the drummer come out and sing Hey There Delilah.
24:35And he did.
24:36What?
24:38How did you articulate that?
24:40His name, I knew his name and I would just scream it over and over again in the silence.
24:45To the point where when the guy, whoever his name is, came out and was like, I think that I
24:49should bring the drummer out here to help me.
24:51And I went, I lost my fucking mind.
24:53And then he did come out and they sang it together.
24:54It was fucking, I was a menace.
24:57Yes.
24:57It was funny.
24:59It was funny.
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