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03:01backward çekinler MONT chapter openции.
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03:49İlk başlarına bir renterle
03:52Tamam
03:54Tamam
03:57Zil bir gramsz bir match
04:00Çoğul
04:01Evet
04:02Evet
04:03İlgin bir, kar 44
04:05Zilgi var
04:06Ama en onslaрdayım
04:09Olaç
04:10Yenis'a
04:11İlgin bir karmış
04:11Çünkü zil senelinde
04:13Röne
04:16Rov
04:17Çünkü bu bir güzel bir fok ve güzel bir fok ve de çok güzel bir fok.
04:19Bu çoğun cevapı için çok büyük bir fok, çünkü bu,
04:22ama bu, bu çoğun da bir fok şirketi yaratan gerekir.
04:26Bu, bir şirketi.
04:28Bu, bir şirketi.
04:29Bu, bir şirketi.
04:31Bir şirketi, Tom.
04:33Tamam, benim bir A.İ. assistant.
04:35Seslerine getirmesi.
04:36Bu, bir taz.
04:38Bu, bir taz.
04:38Bu, bir taz.
04:39Bu, bir taz.
04:39Bu, bir taz.
04:40Bu, bir taz.
04:40Artık, bir taz.
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08:408-10, 1-11...
08:43Sayın, 2-10, 1-1...
08:47...Biliyorsunuz, 3-10.
08:47Veya zaczy bir şarkı koyuluyoruz.
08:47Bir şarkı alıkıyor değil.
08:48...וyek çünkü iyice bir şarkının da bir şarkı var.
08:52Şarkının hiç NOT almış ve bilmiyorum ama ama.
08:52İçen来, toplu.
08:53Bir şarkı sakın.
08:55Bir şarkı bir şarkı yolda...
08:58...B véritable.
09:01Bir şarkı, bir şarkı.
09:04...yavar tam?
09:05Ok, yapma.
09:06Bu, bir jar değil, bir jar değil.
09:09Lat Mizle bu jar.
09:11Bir de mele yaratıyor.
09:12Ve ve yüzler ve yüzler.
09:14Bir yüzler değil.
09:14Bir yüzler değil.
09:14Yine yüzler.
09:15Yine yüzler.
09:17Yine yüzler.
09:19Yine yüzler.
09:29Ok.
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14:17abone olabiliyor.
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14:32.
15:00abone olabiliyor.
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15:20Evet.
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15:37This next task is reminiscent of the song Dick in a Box
15:39by Justin Timberlake, except the rest of my body is in the box too.
16:02Tom!
16:07Where's that cheeky boy?
16:09Where's Tom?
16:10Well, well, well, what have we here?
16:14Mmm.
16:16Oh.
16:16Is he in the box?
16:18Are you trapped in the box, Tom?
16:22Oh, he's in the box!
16:24Hell yeah, dude.
16:26Release Tom from the box.
16:28You may not tamper with or damage the box.
16:32Boring!
16:33You may only take one key to the box at a time and the bowl must remain where it is.
16:39Fewest keys tried wins.
16:40Your time starts now.
16:42Well, look, this is putting a very big inference on the fact that I want Tom released from the box.
16:51So pretty simple, Lesser Tom's in the box, there's a bowl of keys, they need to use the least keys
16:56to get him out.
16:56That's right.
16:57Pretty much that.
16:58Also, you can't damage the box.
17:00Nope.
17:00We specifically put that there because of Brett Blake.
17:04We were worried he would drop an elbow onto one.
17:07Teeth!
17:10Alright.
17:11Let's see you unbox then, Lesser Tom.
17:14Who's first?
17:15I got a strong impression they liked it when I was in there, so call them torn about releasing me.
17:19It's Brett and Rove.
17:20I can see we have symbols on the keys, I can see books, I can see telephones, I can see
17:28ears.
17:30Interesting.
17:30Are you actually in there, Tom?
17:32He's not in there, is he?
17:34I'm in here.
17:34You f***ing are in there, dude.
17:36Is the sock in there or what?
17:38Who's to say that's the box that Tom is in?
17:42No, I don't think you're in the box, I think there's a speaker in there.
17:46I'm in the box.
17:48Nah.
17:49Tom, what's two plus two?
17:51Poor.
17:51F***.
17:52Maybe he is in the box.
17:57What does this all mean?
17:59Oh, this says box key.
18:02Let's try that one.
18:04Oh.
18:07What I'm thinking is, if this says box key, what is the box?
18:11The box key?
18:12What's a box key?
18:13This is a box, isn't it?
18:15That's a box, is it?
18:16Or is it a plinth?
18:18Fragile.
18:19Handle with care.
18:20Oh my god, I don't get this one.
18:22There's always something hidden in these f***ing games.
18:25The box.
18:26What's a box?
18:27Is this a box?
18:30Oh wait, there's a little lock hiding down here.
18:35Oh, yeah.
18:36Yeah, you f***ing arseholes.
18:41Oh, s***!
18:50Thanks, Tom.
18:52Dude, that's creepy as hell in there.
18:54Tom was watching pornos in here, by the way.
18:57I wasn't watching pornos.
18:58Nah, he was.
18:59I saw it.
19:00I wasn't.
19:00I won.
19:01Thanks, Tom.
19:03Thanks, Tom.
19:06So something that caught my interest was, Brett, why did asking what 2 plus 2 was confirm that he was
19:13in the box?
19:15I thought it might have been a pre-recording.
19:17Oh.
19:17Because I kept asking normal questions and he'd be like, yeah, I'm in the box.
19:21And I was like, oh, well, what's 2 plus 2?
19:22Because that would maybe, like, throw him off.
19:25And then he's like, four.
19:26I was like, f***, yeah, he's there.
19:28Okay.
19:28By the way, he was watching a porno.
19:31Ro, you did really well.
19:33I mean, then you found the box key straight away.
19:34You worked that out.
19:35Yeah, I picked it up, found him, gave him a porno to watch.
19:37And, um...
19:39Now, there was a fragile sticker there.
19:41Yeah.
19:42What did it say on it?
19:43It said, fragile, and then in small writing, is how you may feel when you learn Tom is not in
19:47this box.
19:49That's so rude.
19:49Now, I suspect that was one of many clues.
19:51Were there other clues?
19:52The keys that were red had...
19:54Some had a book, some had an ear and a phone.
19:56That meant red-hearing, i.e. red-herring, as in these don't do anything relevant either.
20:00Just stop it!
20:02Ro sold it within 11 minutes and 44 seconds.
20:05And Brett got me out of there in 8 minutes and 3 seconds.
20:10The way we're measuring this task is how many keys were used.
20:14And you both just used one key.
20:15The best you could possibly do.
20:16Alright, add time.
20:17If you're holding any captives under lock and key, now would be a great time to let them out.
20:21See you soon.
20:33Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster where we're watching comedians do the unthinkable and release the virus known as Tom
20:39Cashman out into the world.
20:40That's right, our contestants are trying to free me from a box, but first they have to find me.
20:44Next up, they love freedom, but can they free Tom?
20:47It's Anissa and Celia.
20:48The locks look red from here.
20:50I'm gonna try a red ear.
20:52Hi Anissa.
20:53Hi.
20:54I'm stuck in a box.
20:55Oh no.
20:56I just opened a lock.
20:58That's good news.
20:59That's great news.
21:00Yeah, okay.
21:01I think the red keys is the guy.
21:03I'm coming to save you.
21:04In about one hour and thirty minutes.
21:08Alrighty, gotcha.
21:09Hello!
21:10Oh!
21:10What the hell?
21:12Are you up there?
21:12Where are you?
21:13Are you not in there you trickster?
21:16Tom!
21:16Where are you?
21:17I'm in the box.
21:18You're not in the box.
21:19Is there clues in this box?
21:21All the information you need is in the task.
21:23God damn it.
21:24Damn it!
21:25Of course there's another box.
21:27Surely.
21:30Surely he can't fit in there.
21:31I know you're close.
21:33Where are you?
21:34There's no box.
21:36There is no box.
21:37I don't think there's anything in there.
21:39The van is boxless.
21:42Tom!
21:43When I find you,
21:44I'm gonna bash you Tom.
21:47Do you have your phone with you?
21:49Yeah.
21:50Alright, I'm calling you on WhatsApp.
21:52I bloody tapped this thing.
21:54You absolute shit.
21:57I tapped this Tom.
21:58Ah!
22:01Shut up!
22:03Oh my God.
22:04You poor thing.
22:04You were stuck in there for so long.
22:06You just ripped the lock off.
22:09Where are you bro?
22:13Maybe I'm missing something.
22:16Why are you making me exercise Tom?
22:23I don't know where you get paid but it's not enough to be in that tiny coffin box for that
22:28long.
22:29Well, you're welcome Tom.
22:31Can I go get some snacks?
22:32I'm hungry.
22:35I don't even care about Tom like that.
22:48You're free my guy.
22:49Do you even wanna get out?
22:51I'm okay.
22:52I feel like I've searched for you everywhere.
22:54Not quite.
22:57Oopsie.
22:58They wouldn't lock you underground.
22:59They wouldn't do that.
23:00I'm gonna bash you Tom.
23:02Why?
23:05Sorry, may you say that again?
23:06Why would you bash me?
23:07You're right here!
23:08I said they wouldn't bury you underground.
23:11I overestimated their morality.
23:12That was my bad.
23:19That's frustratingly annoying.
23:24Hi Nisa.
23:25You sweet boy, I'm sorry.
23:29That's crazy.
23:36So Nisa, when you were walking around with the speaker, I thought of some weird kind of Tom Hanks Wilson
23:41relationship that you'd formed, which is a reference to a film you've never seen.
23:47And I spoke to you for hours.
23:50Well, it felt like hours.
23:51Has she not suffered enough Tom?
23:55Hours she had to talk to him?
23:58So long!
23:59I took it for so long.
24:01Sorry.
24:02Do you want a hug?
24:03Oh, mama!
24:05Thank you.
24:06And I'm mad because I didn't know Bogan's were good at stuff.
24:09But now I'm like, at the end of the world, I need a Bogan.
24:16Celia, how did you come to find him?
24:18Can I just say, I hated that so much.
24:20That broke me.
24:21That made it look like it was not a very long time, but I felt like that went on and
24:25on.
24:25And then I thought I should call him.
24:27And then it was very awkward because I realised I don't have your number because we are not friends.
24:31And then it just really, really upset me.
24:35And then eventually I found it, which is where I got the superhuman strength to rip that concrete thing out
24:39of the ground because I was livid.
24:41Yeah. Did you damage the box?
24:43I burnt it afterwards.
24:44I was furious.
24:45I'm going to ask you again.
24:47Think very carefully.
24:48Did you damage the box?
24:51No.
24:52I want to go home.
24:52No, just the padlock, really.
24:53I want to go home.
24:53Just the padlock.
24:54Are you all helping her?
24:55She didn't do anything.
24:56What am I going to do at this point?
24:57As a group?
24:58No.
24:58Alright, so what, you're the jury now and I'm the judge.
25:01She's been doing everything through enough.
25:02All of you, you have decided that she has not damaged the box.
25:05Yes.
25:05I would say she damaged the lock, but not the box.
25:07See what you've done is you've tried to rip us apart, but we have become a community.
25:10Here comes Rhonda!
25:15Five against two.
25:17Five against ten.
25:18You know what you've done?
25:20You've coalesced into one giant idiot.
25:22Yeah!
25:23Yeah!
25:24Thanks, Tom.
25:25Okay, well I'm happy to count that.
25:27Okay.
25:27How many keys are we looking at?
25:29Well, I'll tell you the times first.
25:30I asked for keys!
25:33Celia lasted two full weather condition changes and took 50 minutes and 35 seconds.
25:39That's alright.
25:40That's pretty good.
25:41Celia used 14 keys and then didn't even need one.
25:43She just ripped the flint off the ground.
25:45Anissa took a frustratingly annoying one hour and 53 minutes and 59 seconds.
25:51So it felt like hours because it was hours.
25:54You're so mean, you talk to me for two hours, blabbing!
25:58So he was trapped in a box for an hour and 50 and you think he's mean?
26:03You just happily munched on snacks for ages while he was trapped.
26:08So Anissa tried 24 keys in total.
26:12So that's 14 for Celia, 24 for Anissa.
26:14We heard the 24.
26:17Okay, now we've got one left and I just can't wait.
26:21Last up, is he all about the mainstream or does he have time for someone like me who's a bit
26:26underground?
26:26It's Joel Creasy.
26:29You could be in here a long time.
26:31Is this really dumb?
26:32Is it only the red keys that work?
26:34I reckon...
26:35F***ing red keys!
26:37Got it completely under control.
26:42Hello?
26:47Are you kidding me?
26:48He's not even in there!
26:50Release Tom from the box.
26:51Is there another box?
26:52Tom?
26:53Oh, this is ridiculous.
26:55All the information you need is in the top.
26:57It's not though.
26:57I reckon you made a typo.
26:59Do I need to release a CD single called Tom from the box?
27:03Are you in there?
27:05No.
27:06My brain's not working.
27:08I've looked around the...
27:12I've looked around the garden.
27:13Would you suggest, Tom, that I like go look in the house?
27:17All the information you need is in the past.
27:22Where did you say that from?
27:23Say it again.
27:25Hello, I'm Tom.
27:26I think I'm going crazy.
27:28Say hello, I'm Tom again.
27:30Hello, I'm Tom.
27:31Oh, that...
27:32Are you...
27:35Are you kidding me?
27:37Are you in there?
27:38I hate this so much.
27:40How are you...
27:41Release Tom from the box.
27:46I reckon you're inside.
27:47Just on a microphone.
27:53God.
27:54Tom?
27:55Yeah?
27:56Ray?
27:56I'm in the box.
27:57Has anyone just left before?
28:01Please don't leave me in the box.
28:02I might have to.
28:04And some would say it's your fault.
28:06Release Tom from the box.
28:09Tom?
28:10Yeah?
28:11Hi.
28:11I don't know what to do.
28:13I'm missing something that's probably going to be so obvious to everyone and everyone's going to call me an idiot.
28:18I'll probably cry.
28:19At this point I prefer to arm a celebrity to get me out of here.
28:22I'm forfeiting.
28:24You're forfeiting?
28:25Yeah.
28:26Thanks, Joel.
28:28Are you going to appear now?
28:29No.
28:30Does that mean you stay in the box?
28:32I guess.
28:34Okay, bye.
28:34Bye, Joel.
28:45So, your logic's not ridiculous.
28:47There was a speaker in one box, so did you just think there was a speaker in the plinth as
28:51well?
28:51Yeah, I just assumed that was another speaker.
28:52And then you just thought you had to go and find Tom with a microphone somewhere?
28:56Yeah, I thought he was in a box, quite literally.
28:58Okay.
28:59Just like the sign on the box, I too am fragile at this point.
29:05Anyway, he forfeited.
29:07As we know, that's minus one.
29:09Yep.
29:09Am I negative points now?
29:11You are, for this episode, currently on zero.
29:14Yeah, so you went all the way up to one, and now you're all the way back down to zero.
29:20Heartless.
29:22So, just so you know, Joel took one hour and 11 minutes and 43 seconds.
29:27Am I Joel?
29:31Is that me?
29:32Yes.
29:32Yes, Joel, you are Joel.
29:35I'm having a mental break.
29:36You've unraveled.
29:37I've unraveled.
29:38I'm having a mentee bee on astronauts television.
29:40Here it is, world.
29:41You're welcome.
29:42All right, so what were the scores for the task overall?
29:44So, we got minus one to Joel.
29:46We got two points to Anissa using 24 keys.
29:48Celia used 14 keys, so she gets three points.
29:51And then Rove and Brett both only used one.
29:53They get five points apiece.
29:54OK.
29:56Thank you.
29:56Let's see another task, Lesser Tom.
29:58We all have that one that got away.
30:01For example, I missed out on the perfect park yesterday.
30:03A scary bird was perched right next to it.
30:05I had to loop the block and was late to my assertiveness class.
30:23Greetings, old friend.
30:26Hi, Rob.
30:27This for me?
30:28Yeah.
30:29Oh, that's terrifying.
30:31Ooh, looks dangerous.
30:36Show the one that got away what they missed out on.
30:39This is my task.
30:40Most shown what was missed out on wins.
30:45You have 30 minutes.
30:47Your time starts now.
30:51Like a fish?
30:53My initial instinct is exes.
30:56I love going through men's phones.
30:59What?
31:00I think they dodged a bullet.
31:02First tongue kiss.
31:04All I remember about him is he had one earring and we called him pirate guy.
31:08I was like, what's your Netflix password?
31:09An idiot had the same password for everything.
31:11So I'd been in his phone for about two years.
31:14How do you reflect on that now?
31:15I think I'm a clever little bitch.
31:17It took me a while to grow into my nose, Tom.
31:20So until I was like 16, I couldn't really breathe through my nose.
31:23So making out was like a life or death situation for me.
31:26Jobs I haven't got.
31:27I auditioned to be the voice of Daffy Duck.
31:30I didn't get that job.
31:31Could I hear your Daffy?
31:33You're disrespectful.
31:35One, I can breathe through my nose now.
31:36So we're going to show that.
31:39And two, I'm going to be a pirate lady.
31:41I'm going to show what that fish missed out on.
31:49So it's pretty simple.
31:50You just have to show the one that got away what they missed out on.
31:53Yeah.
31:53That's pretty much it.
31:54Make them a bit jealous.
31:54Alright, who's first?
31:55Kicking us off, it's Joel Creasy.
32:01Oh my god, is he still in that box?
32:04Tom?
32:07Am I able to see him again?
32:11They're having PTSD seeing that box.
32:15Tom?
32:16Hi Joel.
32:18Okay, I've now started another task but I haven't finished this task.
32:22Okay.
32:23You've got 25 minutes and 54 seconds left.
32:25Do you have any ideas?
32:27Well, you're the one that got away.
32:30I haven't moved.
32:31What did I miss out on?
32:32A banana.
32:33I'm going to make you a beautiful banana surprise.
32:37Wow.
32:38Thank you.
32:39Look at this.
32:40I'm going to use this task as part of your banana surprise.
32:44Are you still in that box as well?
32:46All the information you need is in the previous task.
32:48I know!
32:52I'm going to threaten them like I've done all my boyfriends.
32:58Banana surprise around the edge for him.
33:02That bloody task can go on there.
33:05And to really show what I do to my victims.
33:11Quite happy with that.
33:17Oh mate.
33:21On Taskmaster we love it when a task bleeds into another task.
33:25Okay, so Tom Cashman was the one that got away.
33:28And what did you make him a banana treat?
33:30A banana surprise.
33:31Banana surprise.
33:31At this point I was having a panic attack.
33:35And I saw the two big bananas on either side of the plinth.
33:39So I panicked and said the words banana surprise and committed to it.
33:43What I'm looking for is the most shown or the best shown?
33:46Most shown what was missed out on wins.
33:49Oh.
33:49Well you missed out.
33:50I missed out on a banana surprise.
33:51And you got to see the banana surprise.
33:53Yeah.
33:53Did you like the look of it?
33:54It looked disgusting.
33:57So what am I now, negative 14 or something?
34:01Don't get ahead of yourself.
34:03I can't, can I?
34:04I keep going backwards.
34:11How long were you in the box at this stage for?
34:14Do you know?
34:14I mean that was like half an hour later.
34:16There's set up times between each task.
34:18Because in between tasks, I had a nap.
34:23So did I.
34:26Alright.
34:28Time for some ads.
34:29Come back soon to see who's going to win a bucket that Sila Pakwola's been salting herself in.
34:46Welcome back to Taskmaster.
34:47Bring us up to speed, Lester Tom.
34:50Our contestants are trying to show the one that got away what they missed out on.
34:53Most shown what was missed out on wins.
34:55Up next, proving herself to a guy with an earring who she patched once.
34:59It's Sila Pakwola.
35:01Oh man.
35:05Jeremy Trenner.
35:08You've got three minutes and 20 seconds left.
35:09Oh shit, are you serious?
35:11Oh my god, okay.
35:15Don't you, I think I might need glasses.
35:18Uh, what's that third word?
35:21Don't you pray your girlfriend, don't you wish your girlfriend was pirate like me?
35:27I'll never swab your deck.
35:29What?
35:30The wench that got away.
35:32And that's you, presumably.
35:33And you're breathing through your nose this whole time?
35:35Mhm.
35:36Are you missing me?
35:38That's a question.
35:39You missed out on this pirate boot bootie.
35:43Oh shit.
35:44We'd hate to get that pirate bootie wet.
35:46Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
35:48He's going to be spewing.
35:50Do you think that maybe he was wearing one earring because he was like a cool Melbourne
35:53guy, not because he was a pirate?
35:54Probably.
35:55But, you know, nickname stick, Tom.
35:57You wear one earring, you've got to expect something like this is going to happen.
36:01Being a pirate is exhausting.
36:09Do you think you showed pirate guy what he was missing out on Celia?
36:12Sure.
36:13Check out these working nasal cavities.
36:15That's right.
36:16Woo!
36:17I have a theory.
36:18Yeah?
36:18I reckon you never kissed that guy.
36:20And the fact that you lied about it is why your nose was so big.
36:25No, I know that's not true because I have a terrible memory but this is a very specific
36:30memory because it was the first tongue kiss and I was like I don't think it's meant to
36:33drip.
36:35It was gross.
36:36It was a real sloppy, a slobbery time.
36:40You'll find out when you kiss.
36:43Let's see another one, Cashman.
36:45Settling a score with none other than a Looney Tune voiceover casting process.
36:49It's Rowan McManus.
36:56How are you medical practitioner?
36:59You stupid rabbit!
37:01What are you doing out?
37:02Don't you know it's rabbit season?
37:04Duck season.
37:06Rabbit season!
37:07Duck season.
37:08Rabbit season!
37:10Rabbit season!
37:10Rabbit season.
37:11Duck season!
37:12Fire!
37:19You're despicable!
37:22That's all folks!
37:27Are you using this show as an audition tape?
37:30I've won in my heart at this point Tom.
37:33That was a dream come true.
37:34Did you even know that Tom Cashman had the voiceover skills that he had?
37:37No, I was very impressed.
37:38I hope he gets an audition as well and gets cast.
37:41I reckon you look pretty hot in that rabbit costume.
37:47Who cares?
37:50Who's next?
37:51Taking aim at X's, one of the many characters in her old boyfriend's password, it's Anissa Nandola.
37:58It could have been..
37:59Anissa's been using someone else's Netflix account for years.
38:02Yeah, I'm a leech.
38:04Could of been yours!
38:06Anissa has forty K worth of debt.
38:09Yeah, I'm broke.
38:10Could've been yours!
38:12Anissa has six side heres on the roster.
38:14Fully.
38:15Maybe.
38:17Could of been you!
38:20Anissa's breaking into a guy's house because he won't text back.
38:23You can't hide from me.
38:26This is what you're missing out on.
38:28Anissa, could have been yours.
38:36So Anissa, I suspect you were being self deprecating.
38:39Yeah.
38:40The way I interpreted it is,
38:42what someone missed out on
38:43didn't necessarily have to be positive.
38:45You could have missed out on a bad thing.
38:47Would you spend two years in this guy's phone?
38:49All of his passwords were his first name,
38:52his last name 123.
38:54Yeah.
38:55Yeah, he's asking for it.
38:56That is an extraordinarily weak password.
38:59He's an idiot, right?
39:01I had to do it to teach him a lesson.
39:03I was the Nigerian scammer.
39:08All right, if you've been waiting for the right time
39:10to text your ex and try to rekindle the flame of love,
39:13now's your chance.
39:14We'll be back after these ads.
39:27Welcome back to Taskmaster Letter, Tom.
39:29Why are we watching a bunch of sad comedians revisit
39:32what could have been?
39:33Because they're trying to show the one that got away
39:34what they missed out on.
39:36Taking the task very literally
39:37and targeting a fish he failed to catch once,
39:40it's Brett Blake.
39:40APPLAUSE
39:44APPLAUSE
39:47APPLAUSE
39:57APPLAUSE
40:00APPLAUSE
40:22Why didn't you grab the hook?
40:25I thought you loved me!
40:27Are you seeing other fishermen?
40:29LAUGHTER
40:33Why didn't you want to be with me?!
40:37APPLAUSE
40:42And scene.
40:43Wow.
40:43So you took this one very literally,
40:45you saw a hawk,
40:46you saw the one that got away, a fish,
40:47and so you showed that fish what it missed out on.
40:50Yeah, essentially throughout that,
40:52I got to root a fish on TV.
40:54I know.
40:55I think it was...
40:55Cop that, Rex Hunt!
40:56LAUGHTER
40:58I thought it was great,
40:59I couldn't tell where you ended
41:00and the fish began.
41:02All right, so one to Joel,
41:04that's pretty easy.
41:05APPLAUSE
41:05Because I checked with you,
41:07you were the one that got away
41:08and you hated what he had done.
41:09Yeah, it looks gross.
41:10So that was an easy one.
41:11Two to Anissa.
41:12OK.
41:12Because I'm not sure
41:14that that was a good thing to show.
41:17LAUGHTER
41:18You don't need to maintain eye contact.
41:21LAUGHTER
41:22All right, I'm going to give Celia three points.
41:24OK.
41:24Because I kind of feel like
41:25that pirate guy would feel a little bit jealous,
41:27but not heaps.
41:29I'm going to give four points to Roe
41:31because that job could be yours soon.
41:32Well, thank you, Tom.
41:33But five points to Brett Blake because...
41:36What?!
41:38What?!
41:38It was just amazing.
41:40OK, so what does that do to the episode scores?
41:42Joel is on one.
41:44LAUGHTER
41:44But Brett's in the lead with 19 points.
41:48All our contestants,
41:49we're at the business end now.
41:51Please head to the stage for your live task.
41:57Who's reading the task?
41:58Joel.
41:59At this point, I'm not sure if I can even read.
42:03LAUGHTER
42:03Whilst wearing your goggles, toss your pikelet...
42:05Yum!
42:07LAUGHTER
42:08..onto the stage closest to your teammate's pikelet.
42:12Your tosses must be in response to a statement
42:15you will hear before throwing.
42:17Both teammates must toss within three seconds
42:20of hearing the statement
42:21and may not give any clues of where they are tossing.
42:25Ah.
42:26There will be four rounds each.
42:27Most rounds won wins.
42:30I read it.
42:32Can someone explain it to me?
42:33LAUGHTER
42:34You're basically trying to predict what the other person thinks.
42:36So your answer has to match.
42:38Joel and Celia, please step up.
42:40I haven't thrown a pikelet for years.
42:43LAUGHTER
42:43OK.
42:44It's OK to eat food that's fallen on the floor
42:47if you pick it up fast enough.
42:49Three, two, one, throw.
42:51I don't know exactly what Celia's thinking.
42:54LAUGHTER
42:54You do a stand-up bit about that, Celia.
42:57LAUGHTER
42:59The team of two, get ready.
43:02LAUGHTER
43:02That's cheating.
43:04Question.
43:05It doesn't really matter how you stack a dishwasher.
43:07Three, two, one, throw.
43:09Aww.
43:11That was not at the same time.
43:13I forgot!
43:14I forgot!
43:15Get out!
43:16That is a disqualification for the team of two.
43:19Strongly disagree.
43:21Round one goes to the team of three.
43:23It's time for round two.
43:25Brett and Joel, you should introduce yourself
43:27to the person sitting next to you on a plane.
43:30Three...
43:30Oh, how do I get that far?
43:32..two, one, throw.
43:34Oh, come on!
43:35LAUGHTER
43:37You're disqualified for two reasons.
43:39One, the pikelet went off the end.
43:40Two, you didn't throw at the same time.
43:41There we go.
43:42Sit back down.
43:44Also, for three reasons,
43:45you said, I don't know how to throw that far.
43:47LAUGHTER
43:48Suggesting where you were about to throw it.
43:50Sit on the f***ing bench.
43:52Please take your pikelets.
43:54Thank you.
43:56Three, two, one, throw.
43:57That's it.
43:57Three, two, one, throw.
43:59LAUGHTER
44:01That's still good.
44:01A cruise ship holiday sounds lovely.
44:04Three, two, one, throw.
44:07Ooh!
44:08The team of two win round two.
44:10Yeah!
44:11That was pretty good!
44:12APPLAUSE
44:15OK, we've got to have a break
44:16so you can go and get a pikelet yourself.
44:18See you soon.
44:19LAUGHTER
44:30İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
44:503, 2, 3...
44:53Oh!
44:54Rek!
44:58Rek!
44:59Rek!
45:00Rek!
45:01Rek!
45:03Rek!
45:06Rek!
45:06The team of three are disqualified this round.
45:09Rove and Anissa, please step up.
45:12Western Australia is a top two state.
45:153, 2, 1, throw!
45:20Rek!
45:20No!
45:20Oh!
45:21That'll do.
45:25You're just kind of celebrating not getting disqualified, aren't you?
45:29It's the final round.
45:32It's normal to kiss your parents on the lips.
45:353, 2, 1, throw.
45:38Oh!
45:40Different times.
45:41Clearly different times.
45:43Yes!
45:44Different times.
45:45Clearly different times.
45:47That was different times.
45:48That was the same time.
45:49That was the same thing.
45:51I went back.
45:53A team of three are disqualified for this round.
45:57We're looking for plop or plop plop, but not plop plop.
46:03That's exactly what my doctor said last week.
46:07Okay, are we ready?
46:08Yes, sir.
46:09You can bag the parking spot by standing there if it's your sister's birthday and you've ordered a fairy floss
46:13cart and the fairy floss cart is running 15 minutes late and there are no other parks.
46:183, 2, 1, throw.
46:20Oh, no!
46:21Different time!
46:23That was close enough.
46:32Alright, we're close to the end.
46:34Just come on down here so we can score this bastard.
46:40Okay.
46:42So Lessa Tom, in the live task, did anyone get any points at all?
46:46Yeah.
46:47Just to be clear, that task was designed to learn a little bit about our contestants on controversial topics, perhaps
46:52ignite some fun debate at home.
46:53Instead it became who can throw a pikelet on go.
46:57The distances were completely irrelevant as one team was disqualified every single round.
47:02Not one person mused on any of the topics.
47:06The drive show won one round, they take one point.
47:09And breakfast show, they got three rounds, they get three points each.
47:12Oh!
47:16So who's won our episode?
47:18I think it goes without saying.
47:22Sorry, Hannah.
47:26In terms of the episode, it's a record score for an episode for all of English speaking Taskmaster.
47:31Joel, it's a record low.
47:34Two points.
47:36Two points.
48:01What doggy style with a fishy partner looks like.
48:04And it took some time, but the lesson that Tom was in the box was learned by all the competitors
48:10who are still in the competition.
48:14After a massive victory, good on you once more to our winner, Brett.
48:22It's good.
48:24It's so good.
48:26Try the caviar.
48:29Oh yeah, the caviar.
48:31I've never had this.
48:34No.
48:40Oh my God.
48:46Hail Tom, the taskmaster.
48:49Oh, that was bad.
48:50This was like having a bogan toddler.
48:53I swear to God.
48:54Come on, come on, come on.
48:56Joel, do you feel like a winner?
48:58I did until I signed on to the show.
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