00:00For me, it was always going to be about love.
00:03And that summer I walked into the eye of the storm.
00:08Her name was Charlotte.
00:10Cousin of Kit Kat's handsome but nasty boyfriend Jimmy.
00:15And she was staying for two whole months.
00:27Tim, will you do my back?
00:30Absolutely.
00:36Very keen.
00:40Oh! Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!
00:42Oh, God. Oh, no! No, no!
00:44What?
00:45No, no, no!
00:46Is it in my hair?
00:48Yes!
00:56Tim, um, will you do my back?
00:59Sure. Just give us a sec.
01:04Okay.
01:30Oh, nice.
01:32It's my area.
01:36My foolish friend Jay around for tennis because I thought he'd make me look good.
01:40Beauty!
01:46I was wrong.
01:48What are you doing?
01:49Oh, no!
01:53Charlotte just made both of us look like idiots.
01:55I loved him.
02:02How the hell are you meant to concentrate in your game?
02:04How are you meant to live your life with this sort of shit going down?
02:10It never got better until suddenly it was almost too late.
02:17Charlotte.
02:17Yeah?
02:20Um, as it's your last night, can I ask you a question?
02:25Oh.
02:26Yeah.
02:27Ask away.
02:28Oh, no, wait.
02:29Um, it's not going to be about love, is it?
02:34Love?
02:35What?
02:36Well, it's just that Kit Kat warned me that if you were to ever mention it, I should be very
02:40firm with you and tell you you must treat me like your sister.
02:44And not be stupid.
02:46Or have I just made a total fool of myself and you're actually going to ask me for late-night,
02:51last-minute tennis tips?
02:53No, it was the love thing.
02:56Oh.
02:58Well, that's very sweet of you.
03:01It's just a shame you left it to last night.
03:05We should have tried creeping along the corridor while we still had time.
03:10Okay, the last night was a bad idea?
03:13Very bad idea.
03:14It feels like an ever-so-slightly insulting afterthought.
03:18Last night was never going to work.
03:21All right.
03:22Good.
03:24Got it.
03:30Good.
03:39Good.
03:41Good.
03:42Good.
03:44Good.
03:45Come in.
03:47Tim.
03:48Charlotte.
03:49Hi.
03:50Hi.
03:54I know you've probably suspected this,
03:57but over the last month,
03:59I've fallen completely in love with you.
04:03Now, obviously, this was going to happen
04:06because you're a goddess with that face and that hair.
04:12But even if you didn't have the nice face,
04:16and even if you had absolutely no hair
04:19because of some bizarre medical reason,
04:23I'd still adore you.
04:25And I just wondered whether by any chance
04:30you might share my feelings.
04:33Wow.
04:35Tell you what.
04:38Why don't we see how the summer goes
04:40and then you ask me again on my last night?
04:46Your last night?
04:47Yes.
04:48Try me on the last night.
04:50See what happens then, shall we?
04:53It's exciting.
04:55Right.
04:56That's a perfect plan.
04:58That's absolutely perfect.
05:00Last night.
05:01Last night.
05:05Thanks very much.
05:07Charlotte!
05:09Oh, my God.
05:11Oh, my God.
05:11Tim!
05:12Oh, how fabulous to see you!
05:15Wow!
05:16I...
05:17This is my girlfriend, Tina.
05:18Tim.
05:19No!
05:19Oh!
05:22That is so brilliant!
05:23Well, hello, Tina!
05:25Why is it brilliant?
05:25Uh, well, you know, there are certain moments in your life
05:28that scar you for life.
05:30Charlotte's rejection of me is one of those moments,
05:32but now I know she's got a girlfriend.
05:35Well, that's just a huge burden suddenly lifted off my mind.
05:38I can be a confident heterosexual all over again.
05:42Not that kind of girlfriend.
05:46What?
05:48You think I'm gay?
05:51No.
05:52No, of course not.
05:54No.
05:56Girlfriend.
05:56Yes.
05:57No.
05:58Wow.
05:59Yeah, friend who is a girl, which you so clearly are.
06:02I'm just going to go and get my boyfriend, who is a boy.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Tim!
06:14Oh, how lovely to see you.
06:16Look at you.
06:17Wow.
06:18This is my girlfriend, Tina.
06:20Oh.
06:21Hello, Tina.
06:22Although, you should be a little careful with that, by the way.
06:25Uh, there are still quite a lot of us old-fashioned types about
06:28who, uh, interpret girlfriend as meaning gay.
06:30So if you say that Tina's your girlfriend,
06:32people will assume that you're gay.
06:34I am gay.
06:37Are you?
06:38Do you have a problem with that?
06:40No, I don't.
06:41I love that stuff.
06:44I'm just going to...
06:48Wow.
06:50I've just seen the girl who broke my heart three summers ago.
06:52Let's go say hello.
06:53No.
06:54Best let sleeping dogs lie.
06:55Come on.
06:56Best night of my life.
06:57I always love this area.
06:59It's so bustling.
06:59And I mean, those pictures full of color.
07:01It just makes me so happy when I'm around here.
07:03All the colors.
07:04Tim?
07:04Oh, Charlotte.
07:06How lovely to see you.
07:07What a surprise.
07:09Wow.
07:10Sorry, this, um, this is my girlfriend, Tina.
07:13She's gay.
07:13Shut up.
07:14Uh, yeah.
07:14Hello, Tina.
07:15Look at you.
07:17I mean, it just never even occurred to me you existed outside of Cornwall.
07:21And we're about to go get dinner, but it'd be great to hang out sometime.
07:26Yeah, sure.
07:26Yeah, that'd be...
07:27I love that.
07:27Oh, it's so my love to little Kit Kat.
07:29How is she?
07:29Uh, she's okay.
07:31Not finding London totally easy.
07:33Right, right.
07:34Well, Jimmy says he sees her sometimes.
07:36Really?
07:37Since when?
07:38You know, there was always something there.
07:40Sorry, um, you are...
07:42Very well, thank you.
07:43Well, she means your name.
07:44Oh, Roger.
07:45No, it's not.
07:46No, it's not.
07:47It's Rory.
07:48Nice to meet you, Rory.
07:49Yeah.
07:50Um, right, sorry.
07:51We should get going.
07:52Uh, it was really great to see you.
07:54See you soon.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Bye.
07:57God, she is beautiful.
07:59Very.
08:00She's so beautiful.
08:01If you had sex with her, you'd die.
08:03You'd just die.
08:04You'd open her shirt.
08:06You'd see her breasts and your eyes would explode.
08:08You'd have to have sex with her blind.
08:09And then you die.
08:10Well, you noticed she didn't give me her number.
08:12Tim, I, um, I told Tina to go have dinner on her own.
08:16Are you hungry?
08:17Um, yeah, of course.
08:19Great.
08:20Bye, Roger.
08:22Oh, yeah, excellent.
08:24Thanks again for the play.
08:25Triumph.
08:25Where do you want to go?
08:26Um, uh, well, where have you?
08:43You know, I'm starting to think we slightly wasted that summer holiday.
08:49If we could travel back in time, maybe I wouldn't have said no.
08:56I'm, um, I'm just staying around the corner.
09:00Can you walk me home?
09:01Um, yeah.
09:05Yeah?
09:05Yeah, of course, yeah.
09:17Well, here we are.
09:20Mm.
09:24It's a lot nicer inside.
09:29I'm sure it is.
09:31Mm-hmm.
09:37So...
09:38So, um, so, so, so lovely to see you, Charlotte.
09:50What a night.
09:51Um, total joy.
09:53But I've got to get back.
09:57Because there's something very important that I have to do right now.
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