00:04Oh, shit! Bugger!
00:07God!
00:07I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Here, let me...
00:10Get your hands off!
00:12I'm really sorry. I live just over the street.
00:15I have, um, water and soap. You can get cleaned up.
00:18No, thank you. I just need to get my car back.
00:21I also have a phone.
00:22I'm confident that in five minutes we can have you spick and span
00:25and back on the street again.
00:26In the non-prostitute sense, obviously.
00:33All right, Wilbur.
00:35What do you mean, just over the street? Give it to me in yards.
00:38Uh, 18 yards. That's my house there with the blue front door.
00:47Come on in. I'll just... I'll just...
00:53Um...
00:55Right. Right.
00:57Come in. It's, um...
01:00Not quite as tidy as it normally is, I feel.
01:01But, um...
01:02The bathroom's on the top floor.
01:04And the telephone's just...
01:06Just up here.
01:10Here. Let me...
01:18Um, round the corner. Straight on. Straight on up.
01:24Fuck.
01:26Fuck.
01:28Fuck.
01:30Fuck.
01:32Hey.
01:33Uh...
01:48Uh...
01:49Would you like a cup of tea before you go?
01:52No.
01:53Coffee?
01:55No.
01:56Orange juice?
01:59Probably not.
02:00Probably not.
02:01Um...
02:01Something else cold.
02:06Coke.
02:07Water.
02:10Some disgusting sugary drink pretending to have something to do with fruits of the forest.
02:13Yeah.
02:15Would you like something to eat?
02:17Uh...
02:17Something to...
02:18Nibble.
02:20Um...
02:20Apricots.
02:21Soaked in honey.
02:23Quite wine, no one knows.
02:24Because it...
02:25Stops them tasting of apricots and...
02:27Makes them taste like honey.
02:29And...
02:29If you wanted honey, you'd just buy honey.
02:31Instead of...
02:32Apricot.
02:35Um...
02:35But nevertheless, there we go there.
02:37They're yours if you want them.
02:39Yeah.
02:43Do you always say no to everything?
02:48No.
02:51I'd better be going.
02:53Thanks for your, uh...
02:56Help.
02:57You're welcome.
02:58And, uh...
03:00May I also say...
03:02Um...
03:03Heavenly.
03:05I just take my one chance to say it.
03:07After you've read that terrible book,
03:08You're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.
03:14Yeah.
03:16Well...
03:17My pleasure.
03:30So...
03:32It was nice to meet you.
03:35Surreal, but, um...
03:37But nice.
03:50What was I thinking?
04:04Hi.
04:06Hi.
04:07What?
04:07I forgot my other bag.
04:09Alright.
04:10Alright.
04:11Alright.
04:11Come on!
04:12Come on, come on.
04:53I'm very sorry about the surreal but nice comment. Disaster.
05:00That's okay. I thought the apricot and honey thing was the real low point.
05:08Oh, my God. My flatmate. I'm sorry. There's no excuse for him.
05:15Blake.
05:16Hi.
05:17I'm just going to the kitchen to get some food.
05:19Then I'm going to tell you a story that will make your balls shrink to the size of raisins.
05:29It's probably best not to tell anyone about this.
05:33Right.
05:34Right. No one. I mean, I'll tell myself sometimes, but don't worry. I won't believe it.
05:47Bye.
05:48Bye.
06:01There's something wrong with this yoghurt.
06:06It's not yoghurt. It's mayonnaise.
06:09Oh, right. There we are, then.
06:13On for a video fest tonight?
06:15I got some absolute classics.
06:23Smile.
06:24No.
06:29Smile.
06:30I've got nothing to smile about.
06:43Okay.
06:45In about seven seconds, I'm going to ask you to marry me.
06:57Imagine.
06:59Somewhere in the world, there's a man who's allowed to kiss her.
07:06Yes, she is so.
07:10Fairly fabulous.
07:21Do you have any books by Dickens?
07:24No. No, I'm afraid, um, we're a travel book shop.
07:27We only sell travel books.
07:30Oh, right.
07:31How about the new John Grisham thriller?
07:35Well, no, because that's, uh, that's a novel too, isn't it?
07:40Oh, right.
07:45Have you got Winnie the Pooh?
07:50Martin, your customer.
07:52Uh, can I help you?
08:06Hey.
08:08Hi.
08:12Just, um, incidentally, uh, why are you wearing that?
08:19A combination of factors, really.
08:21Yeah.
08:22No clean clothes.
08:23There never will be, you know, unless you actually clean your clothes.
08:27Right.
08:28Fisher circle.
08:29Yeah.
08:30And I was, like, rooting around in your things, and I found this, and I thought, cool.
08:36Kind of spacey.
08:42There's something wrong with the goggles, though.
08:45No, they were, um, prescription.
08:48Groovy.
08:49So I could see all the fishes properly.
08:51You should do more of this stuff.
08:53So, look, any messages today?
08:56Yeah, I wrote a couple down.
08:58So there were two, there were two messages, right?
09:04You want me to write down all your messages?
09:07Okay, um, who are the ones that, uh, you didn't write down from?
09:13No, gone completely.
09:15Oh, no, there was one from your mum.
09:16She said, don't forget lunch and her legs hurting again.
09:19No one else?
09:20Absolutely no one else.
09:25Though, if we're going for this obsessive, writing down all the message thing, some American girl called Anna called a
09:30few days ago.
09:37What did she say?
09:38Well, it was genuinely bizarre.
09:40She said, hi, it's Anna.
09:43Then she said, call me at the Ritz.
09:46Anna gave herself a completely different name.
09:50Which was?
09:51Absolutely no idea.
09:54Remembering one name's hard enough.
10:18She said, I might be aware of her.
10:18She said, she was lucky enough toify her in her.
10:19She said, well, we'll talk to you alone.
10:19So, she said, I'm not a big guy with her.
