00:07Here is the next video.
00:09Let's go.
00:13Hello.
00:13I'm so sorry.
00:14Hello.
00:14Hello.
00:16Hello.
00:18Hello.
00:19Hello.
00:20Hello.
00:21Hello.
00:25Hello.
00:55What am I doing here?
01:16Oh my god, oh my god, my favorite, it's so sweet.
01:23Oh my god, this is a dream.
01:26It's like perfect, it's so nice, you're so sweet.
01:29It actually wasn't me, it was Kayla.
01:32She wanted you to have the perfect night, that's why it looks so good.
01:35Well, why do you look so good?
01:39You're such a dork.
01:40I know.
01:41I know.
01:44Oh my god.
01:51I know, I'll just smell it in a second.
01:56I know, I'm gonna get my shoes.
02:02Kayla?
02:09Nobody move, where's Kayla?
02:11Kayla?
02:12Kayla?
02:14Get that out of here.
02:16I don't know, how does this work?
02:17No, I'll just leave it.
02:18Okay, cool.
02:19It's difficult.
02:23Play sports!
02:24Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
02:31And that's that.
02:33So, you sure you wanna do this?
02:36Yeah.
02:37Yes, fuck yeah.
02:38You're gonna, you're gonna penis me.
02:40Yep.
02:41First, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna touch it.
02:44You're gonna touch it?
02:45Yeah?
02:45Yeah.
02:46You can touch it?
02:46Yeah, yeah, go for it.
02:47Okay, just like...
02:48Oh!
02:49Wow!
02:50Okay.
02:51That is like the greatest feeling that I've ever had in my entire life.
02:54Oh.
02:54Really?
02:56It doesn't just feel like a super dry hand of a friend?
03:00No.
03:01Nope.
03:03Okay.
03:04So, do you wanna, um, put it in?
03:13No.
03:14Okay.
03:15I can't.
03:16I'm sorry.
03:16You know what?
03:17Look, we don't ha-
03:19Oh my god!
03:20Oh my god!
03:21Holy shit!
03:21Look at all of it!
03:22Oh my gosh!
03:23I gotta get over.
03:25Okay.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:26I'm sorry.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28I'm so sorry.
03:29I'm so sorry.
03:30I'm so sorry.
03:30I just-
03:31Okay.
03:31I was thinking about it, and you, and then it's just-
03:34I'm sorry.
03:37I know.
03:39You're amazing.
03:40I know we're still virgins, but I feel different.
03:44You know?
03:45Yeah.
03:47I know.
03:51You ready to, uh, do this?
03:55Wait.
03:56Wait.
03:57Um.
03:59Ah, shit.
04:02Shit.
04:05Maybe Julie was right.
04:08Like, maybe losing your virginity doesn't have to be perfect, but I feel like it should
04:14just be, like, a little bit more special than this.
04:17You know?
04:17Yeah.
04:17Like, not cheesy, but, like, if I was hard-pressed right now, I don't think I could remember your
04:23last name.
04:23It's Aldrich.
04:24Aldrich.
04:25I thought it was Ostrich.
04:27I-I didn't realize that you're a virgin, you know?
04:30Yeah.
04:31Um, but, like, I'd still be down to do it, but maybe, like, you know, when we get to know
04:37each other a little more.
04:38Like, maybe Monday or something?
04:41Yeah.
04:42Not to, like, plan it and be weird, but, like-
04:43No, no.
04:44I can look at my schedule and see if it's-
04:46Okay.
04:46Cancel it in.
04:48Um, yeah, that's cool.
04:50Okay, cool.
04:50Um, let's just relax.
04:52We could do, like, some light journaling or something.
04:54Yeah.
04:54Yeah, we could.
04:56We could do that.
04:57Or, we could do, like, other stuff.
05:02Yeah?
05:03Like what?
05:05Like, not sex, but I'm still down for pleasure.
05:18Whew.
05:20You got this.
05:21Taylor?
05:23Taylor?
05:24Taylor?
05:26Get the hell away from my daughter, you little piece of shit!
05:28Dad, what the-
05:29Ah!
05:31Oh, my God!
05:32You okay?
05:32He didn't hurt you, did he?
05:33What?
05:34No, he didn't hurt me!
05:35Holy shit!
05:36Connor!
05:37Oh, my God!
05:38Are you okay?
05:39I'm actually totally fine.
05:41Connor, I'm so sorry.
05:42Are you okay, though?
05:43Yeah, please.
05:43Are you sure?
05:44Dad, what the-
05:46What are you doing here?
05:47I've been following you around all night.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:50You've been following me?
05:51Are you crazy?
05:52You gave me no choice.
05:53You're in over your head with this kid.
05:54I am not some pathetic damsel in distress that needs saving.
05:57I can handle myself.
05:58You can't?
05:58Yes, I can!
05:59No, you can't!
06:00Yes, I can!
06:01Kayla, you can't.
06:02And that's why I'm here.
06:05It's my job.
06:08Oh.
06:09Yeah, so you just don't think I can make my own decisions and handle myself?
06:15That really fucking sucks.
06:18Kayla.
06:20Kayla, I'm just trying to figure this thing out.
06:24God, why is sex even bad?
06:29I don't know.
06:30I don't know.
06:31It's not, you know, it's...
06:33I don't know.
06:38I'm just trying to be the best dad I can be.
06:41You are.
06:41Well, you are.
06:44You taught me everything.
06:47You built me up.
06:49Made me strong.
06:52You made me into who I am.
06:54Like, that's...
06:56You did not have to save me tonight, Dad.
07:00You taught me how to do that a long time ago.
07:05And I love you for it.
07:09I'm the best coach ever.
07:19Oh, Dad, come on.
07:22Come on, toughen up.
07:25It was just really nice what you said.
07:28It's good.
07:29It's good.
07:31Thanks.
07:31I feel like...
07:32Like Phil Jackson.
07:34When he was coaching the Bulls.
07:37And the...
07:39And they were so good.
07:42That's how I feel right now.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Uh, I should have taken my socks off first.
07:50Now, I'm just warning you.
07:51I've practiced a few times, but this might not go that well.
07:53That doesn't look right.
07:54Yeah, all right.
07:55I think you need another one.
07:55I think we need another one, too.
07:57We... wait.
07:57We have to do our dance.
07:59We have to, like...
08:01Yeah.
08:01Naked?
08:02No, give me one of those, um, the hotel robes.
08:04I want to feel fabulous.
08:06Okay.
08:07Coming right up, m'lady.
08:24We're gonna christen every corner of this room.
08:27And when we're done, let's FaceTime my parents.
08:30Okay.
08:31But right now, I want you to stare into my eyes.
08:34What?
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:35Mm-hmm.
08:35I just want, like, a real connection.
08:38So you just want me to look straight into your eyes for the next three minutes and 37 seconds?
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:52Look at me.
08:53We're gonna drive highways and bowies to be there with you.
08:57Over and over, the only truth.
09:01Everything comes back to you.
09:06I saw that you moved on with someone new.
09:16And the pub that we met, he's got its arms around you.
09:21It's so hard.
09:26So hard.
09:30And I want to tell you everything.
09:33Words I never got to say the first time around.
09:39And I remember everything.
09:42When we were the children playing in this fairground.
09:45I wish I was there with you now.
09:51Because as if the whole world was watching...
09:55Mm-hmm.
09:58China screws.
10:01I spent a long time wanting this a long time médias in Italy.
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