00:00This guy is who I'm seeing. Kind of.
00:03He's hot, right?
00:06He's great, but it is like fucking an ice sculpture.
00:15No, we're not going into the park.
00:20Been in the park already.
00:24Sorry, I'm leaving.
00:25No, it's okay. It's a wonderful film.
00:27Daniel Radcliffe is out. Yeah.
00:29Where is he?
00:31Radcliffe is a dog walker.
00:33Everybody's got a chip on his shoulder and a real ass.
00:35Somebody has loved it.
00:36I need help with my dog.
00:40I can see that.
00:42I would love to be the one to help you with your dog.
00:45What's your technique?
00:48Well, I put him on a leash and walk him.
00:51You talk a big game.
00:54That's because I walk a big dog.
00:57She looks little.
00:59Amy.
01:00But she's not.
01:02What's up?
01:03Is that wine in a box?
01:05Mm-hmm.
01:06I have red, too.
01:07You have red, too?
01:08Oh, yeah.
01:08Is this guy ever going to shut up?
01:10Mm, please watch the movie.
01:12Oh.
01:13Stop. No, that's not right.
01:14Don't do this to me.
01:15Why is he yelling?
01:17Listen, you always do this to me.
01:19You show up to these places, you put me in a situation.
01:21I'm a big guy.
01:22Everybody wants to fight the big guy.
01:23Yeah, you are.
01:24Hey, Mark Wahlberg.
01:25Shut your bitch up.
01:26Mark...
01:27Mark Wahlberg?
01:29Me?
01:29Who else looks like Mark Wahlberg?
01:31Your girl?
01:32Mark Wahlberg's like 150 pounds.
01:35I'm 250 lean.
01:36I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg.
01:39Your muscles aren't a fucking problem.
01:41Do you even live?
01:42It's your yapping girlfriend.
01:43Just say, fuck you.
01:44Yeah?
01:44I will fuck you, all right?
01:46I will enter you.
01:48You're gonna enter me?
01:50Did you hear what he said?
01:51What are you talking about right now?
01:53I'm just trying to intimidate him.
01:54You're just talking about raping him.
01:56You're not about that life, champ.
01:58I can see it.
01:58Oh, I am about that life.
02:00No, you're not.
02:00No, no, no.
02:00I will get crazy up in here.
02:02You like movies?
02:03We'll make a movie.
02:04Oh, guys.
02:04We'll make Mama say knock you out,
02:06starring my fist in your dick hole.
02:08Oh, shit.
02:09What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
02:11He wants you.
02:12Babe, you're threats.
02:13I'm telling you, they're super gay.
02:14Too sexual?
02:15Yeah.
02:15This has to be the corniest muscle white dude
02:18I've ever seen in my fucking life.
02:21Okay, Coco, beware.
02:22You know what?
02:23You're being an asshole, all right?
02:24You know what I do with assholes?
02:26I lick them.
02:26Okay.
02:27What the fuck?
02:27He wants to fuck you.
02:29Okay?
02:37My pooch has been hurt more than enough.
02:41I will make sure no one ever hurts your pooch again.
02:45I like when you're taking control of your dogs.
02:49I thought you were.
02:51Oh, my God.
02:55What'd I miss?
02:57Amy, what did I miss?
03:01They pre-butter it.
03:03Who's Brody?
03:07What?
03:08Who's Ollie?
03:09Who's Brody?
03:11Why are you making cell phone?
03:13Why are you smiling?
03:14I got a little high outside.
03:16Like, barely at all high.
03:18Okay, while you were outside getting high,
03:20I was putting your phone on silent for the movie.
03:22And when I did that,
03:23I noticed you have all these guys on your phones.
03:25Brody, this guy listed as hot as balls.
03:27Who the fuck is hot as balls?
03:29Stop smiling.
03:30I'm not smiling.
03:31Those are guys from work.
03:33Can we just watch this movie?
03:35You know what?
03:35No, I can't.
03:37Because as I was turning off your phone,
03:38I got a picture of somebody's dick.
03:40That was mine.
03:42You know, fuck you, Tone Loke.
03:43You want to take it to the parking lot?
03:45Fine.
03:45You can't find me,
03:46I'll be the closest one on Grindr.
03:51That's gay.
03:52Steven, please.
03:54I am not in shape for this.
03:56Stop walking like the Hulk.
03:57I can see that you're mad.
03:58You are being crazy.
03:59Am I?
04:00Because I think you owe me an explanation for this.
04:02Do I have to worry about you with other guys?
04:03I'm so high right now.
04:05Can we just please talk about this tomorrow?
04:06I'm too fucked up.
04:07Amy, you're always fucked up.
04:09Answer the question.
04:10Are you hooking up with other guys?
04:13We never said we were exclusive.
04:14Fuck.
04:15Amy, exclusive?
04:16It's not high school.
04:17You know, every single guy I work out with,
04:20every single guy,
04:22says that all you're gonna do
04:23is mess with my emotions and hurt me.
04:26You guys talk about that at the gym?
04:28Fuck, Amy.
04:29Do I have to worry about you with other guys?
04:34Yes, I hook up with other guys.
04:36I don't go to the movies with them.
04:41That's like our special thing.
04:44It's so fucking stupid.
04:45You know what the sad part is?
04:47I was gonna ask you to marry me.
04:51Really?
04:53I didn't even think you liked me very much.
04:56Why are you making me feel bad about this?
04:58You can sleep with other girls.
04:59It's like every guy's dream.
05:01It's not this guy's dream.
05:03Yeah, this guy's got a dream.
05:06And it's us.
05:07Making it.
05:09Getting married.
05:11Moving out to the countryside.
05:12Having a family.
05:13Three boys and two more boys.
05:15Enough for a basketball team.
05:17And I'll develop a CrossFit program and patent it.
05:20And I'll rule the CrossFit world.
05:23With you by my side.
05:26You can be my CrossFit queen.
05:29That's my dream.
05:36That's my dream.
05:38Hey.
05:41Hey.
05:44Can I leave?
05:47Or, like, can you leave?
05:49I just, like, I'm very high,
05:51and I just kinda need this interaction to be over.
05:55Are you serious?
05:57Fuck you, Amy.
05:59You are not nice.
06:04Can we mix it up a little bit?
06:05Will you talk dirty to me?
06:08Come on.
06:09I'm aiming.
06:09Come on, just.
06:10That's not something I do well at.
06:11I'm not really verbal, okay?
06:12I'm more physical in how I communicate.
06:14You're gonna be great at all.
06:15I'm gonna sound stupid.
06:16I don't wanna sound stupid.
06:17You're not gonna sound stupid.
06:18Clear your mind and say whatever pops in, okay?
06:20Just try it.
06:21Just say anything.
06:23All right.
06:25I'm gonna give you my full pecker.
06:28Yeah.
06:28Okay.
06:29Because of the pecks, but...
06:31Yeah.
06:31Pecker's kinda like my dick.
06:33Yeah, I got it.
06:34I understood what you meant by pecker.
06:35Okay.
06:35I'm gonna fill you with protein.
06:38Yeah.
06:39I'm gonna give you the protein you need to survive on.
06:41You're making the muscles.
06:42I'm gonna put my green drink in.
06:44Yeah, yeah.
06:45Beta-carotene and vegetable mix.
06:47Can it not be about protein or energy or nutrition?
06:51Can you just talk about, like, sex stuff?
06:55All right.
06:56Yes, okay.
06:57Just sexy stuff.
06:58Okay, all right.
06:59Talk to me.
07:01There's no I in team.
07:03But there's an I in win.
07:05Can't spell victory without T-R-Y.
07:10Winning isn't everything.
07:11It's the only thing.
07:12Okay, these are just phrases for, like, sports phrases.
07:16Are these Nike slogans?
07:17Please, just...
07:18You want the...
07:18Just do it?
07:19Do you want that one?
07:20No!
07:20Just have...
07:21Just have sex with me and say some dirty shit.
07:26What...
07:27What is that?
07:28Talking to you dirty in Chinese.
07:29That's what I'm doing.
07:30What?
07:31I've been studying Mandarin my off time.
07:32Do you need to go to the bathroom?
07:35Please don't speak Chinese or whatever.
07:37Okay, I got it.
07:38Okay?
07:38No problem.
07:39I'm sorry, I don't mean to be so picky.
07:41No, I...
07:42You look discouraged and you're doing great.
07:44I told you I wasn't going to be any good at this.
07:45You're...
07:45Can you try something else?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Talk about...
07:49the first time you saw me.
07:53Okay?
07:54That's easy.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I remember it like it was yesterday.
07:57Yeah?
07:58I was just getting done in the gym.
08:00Yeah.
08:00You were leaving that pizza place, remember?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Yeah, and you were holding on to that box.
08:05Mm-hmm.
08:05And you walked out.
08:06Yeah.
08:07Oh, you were in those jeans.
08:08Oh, God, they look so good.
08:10From behind?
08:11Uh-huh.
08:11Oh, from behind?
08:13Yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:14You look like a dude.
08:15What?
08:16Oh!
08:17Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20Oh!
08:21Oh!
08:22Oh!
08:24Oh!
08:27Don't move.
08:27Don't move.
08:28Don't move at all.
08:29Don't move at all.
08:29Anything.
08:30Oh, you're moving your arm.
08:34Oh!
08:35Oh!
08:43Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:51Oh! Oh!
08:52You
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