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00:08The whole room is actually shaken.
00:11Ben LaCreme just left the Spice Girls Jerry style.
00:13The person who's won the most challenges, who nobody would send home, left Drag Race on her own accord.
00:19I'm gagged.
00:21I was not expecting that.
00:23No.
00:24At all.
00:24I wasn't even expecting my name to be called.
00:27I'm happy that Dayla chose me to come back.
00:30But did Dayla pick me because she sent me home first, then fell guilty about it?
00:34And why the f*** would she leave a competition like this?
00:37Did she waste someone's time?
00:38Girl, everybody else is here for the crown.
00:41We want to win.
00:43Having had conversations with her, I feel like the process was getting too much for her.
00:49Also, she hated having to draw lipsticks.
00:52Right.
00:53There's a lot of ways that you could look at it as to why he did what he did.
00:57He could have did it because he was just tired of it.
01:00He could have did it to keep his name as Miss Congeniality.
01:04It could have been a promotional move for her.
01:06But Rue like people that's for in the fight.
01:09Rue like people that's interested in winning, competing, staying in the race, being fierce, and not playing the radio.
01:16If you want to leave, leave.
01:18I just, I just wish that she could have fought, you know?
01:24Even in her final moments, honey, Dayla was still using her little strategy.
01:29You don't only throw yourself to slaughter.
01:32You save the lion that was going to eat you for lunch yesterday.
01:37She said, oh, I may be going, but y'all will remember me as Miss Congeniality.
01:40The show must go on, girls.
01:42We've lost our clear frontrunner, so now the rest of us are like, oh my gosh, the likelihood of me
01:47winning has just skyrocketed.
01:49This is like your pretty friends not going to prom, and now you're like, don't forget to write.
01:55I'm going to write you a letter on one of my $100,000.
01:58Morgan, I got to come back on Drag Race, and I know it's a super gag.
02:02It is, and I feel like I'm the luckiest bitch in the fold.
02:05I'm happiest that I'm here, but I missed a lot of challenges, and I'm going to have to work my
02:10ass off to prove that I deserve to be here.
02:13Bibi, whose lipstick did you pull?
02:16Out of respect for Dayla, not going to reveal who I was going to send home or who I was
02:23going to bring in.
02:24Just so everybody knows, so don't come asking me.
02:26We do this every week, girl.
02:28You know what I say?
02:29Girl, what the f***?
02:31We've all had a show lipstick.
02:33And I would just really, really appreciate if everybody just let that be.
02:38I'm not scared, but at this point, we need peace.
02:41We need people to be focused, because it's now a journey to the top.
02:44So if anybody is curious about anything, just know you'll be curious for the rest of your life.
02:50She's not going to tell.
02:51Let's not talk about it, then.
02:53Let's get out of drag, bitch.
02:54Yes, let's get out of drag.
02:56Oh, baby.
02:56Miss Bibi, she don't want to piss off whoever the girl is whose lipstick is sitting up in her bra
03:01titty, okay?
03:03She said, I ain't pulling the lipstick from the bra titty, because I still need allies in this game.
03:06Oh, so that's Cersei Lannister.
03:09I see now.
03:10But here come the dragon.
03:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars received a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
03:23a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
03:26and a cash prize of $100,000.
03:28With extra special guest judges, Garcelle Beauvais and Chris Colfer.
03:33One more drag race.
03:35They're the best woman, best woman, best woman.
03:41Hey, guys.
03:42Hi, Les Dallies.
03:43Hello.
03:44I'm super ready for this next challenge.
03:46I'm back, back, back again.
03:50Hello, hello, hello.
03:51Hi.
03:52Hi, All-Stars.
03:53Are you decent?
03:53Yeah.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:54Well, please give a drag race welcome to Democratic leader, Nancy Pelosi.
04:00Hi.
04:02Nancy Pelosi?
04:03I'm dying.
04:04I just want to say thank you to her.
04:06I want to hug her.
04:07I want to be like, kick their ass.
04:08Nancy Pelosi is spearheading the way through.
04:12Congresswoman Pelosi is a strong woman who knows how to get things done.
04:16Hallelujah.
04:17And for 30 years, she's been a champion for LGBT rights.
04:21Yay.
04:22Welcome.
04:23And thank you.
04:24Well, when I got the invitation to visit the workroom, I couldn't resist.
04:29Wait, did somebody just say resist?
04:32Resist.
04:32Yeah.
04:34Come on.
04:35I'm honored to be here.
04:36You're an inspiration.
04:37I hope you know.
04:38Because you really know your power, it's about taking pride.
04:43And that's what you do, take pride in yourself.
04:45So you know your power.
04:47And don't forget to vote.
04:49Voting is everything.
04:50I mean, people sacrifice so much in our country for people to have the right to vote.
04:56It's a blessing, but we have to use it.
04:58If you don't vote, you don't count.
05:00And you count.
05:02Every time you get in drag, you're making a political statement.
05:04We live in a world where a high-power politician will walk into the workroom, and it makes me feel
05:08hopeless.
05:09So I know you have to run, but before you go, on behalf of my girls and all the patriotic
05:15Americans watching, I have one thing to say.
05:18You better work.
05:24Thank you so much.
05:26Bye, Nancy.
05:26We love you.
05:27Bye.
05:31Well, speaking of strong women, I love me a serious Meryl Streep Oscar-winning drama.
05:38Oh.
05:38And I also love me a filthy Amy Schumer comedy, which got me thinking.
05:43What would happen if they made a movie that could be a little bit of both?
05:48Hmm.
05:49Well, we're about to find out.
05:51For this week's Maxie Challenge, you'll be playing important, award-winning female characters.
05:57Starring in the raunchiest girl comedy blockbuster of all time.
06:03The working title is My Best Squirrel Friend's Dragsmaid's Wedding Trip.
06:09Rolls off the tongue.
06:11Okay.
06:12Hey.
06:13Now, our story features the most gag-worthy ensemble of characters ever.
06:16There's Sharon Frokovich, a busty whistleblower who fights the power.
06:22There's Her Royal Majesty the Queen.
06:24She's reigned for decades with the motto, keep calm and carry a big hush.
06:32There's Octavia, the pie-making maid turned rocket scientist who doesn't take crap from anybody.
06:40And there's the Beige Swan, an unhinged prima ballerina obsessed with winning.
06:48And last but not least, there's Lala, a young actress singing and dancing her way to movie stardom.
06:55Now, Morgan, as a welcome back gift, you get to assign the roles.
07:01now to help y'all get into character feel free to use hair provided by rockstar wigs and jewelry
07:08provided by fierce drag jewels gentlemen start your engine and may the best all-star win
07:17morgan do you want to hand these out morgan it doesn't mean you're the boss don't get too
07:21cocky now oh yes bitch i'm feeling very fair but you know a little powerful i'm just gonna assign
07:27the roles to who i think is going to be good in that role i can already see by the
07:31description
07:31i'd love to have octavia i'm going to read through it first okay sorry look doing well in this
07:36challenge is very important whoever comes out on top on this goes on to the top four so i'm very
07:42vocal about saying miss morgan i'm gonna need a heavy role i would love to have octavia but i'd
07:47be fine with sharon because sharon looks like a lot of dialogue and i'm good at memorizing a lot in
07:53a
07:53very short amount of time i think i want lala or beige swan but i really like lala kennedy i
07:58was
07:58actually looking at beige swan and lala i would love to try lala i went to school for musical theater
08:04and i feel like i know this girl how about phoebe doing the queen it's fitting i'm wondering why i'm
08:11being given the queen she's very uppity tight very stiff and and kind of very unapproachable
08:18uh i don't get it i like beige swan just because i'm you know mental anyway yeah you could do
08:26octavia thank you you're a singer and a dancer so you can do lala and sharon frockovich can be tricksy
08:34morgan's like what roles are you guys drawn to and i'm like well i like this one and this one
08:37and
08:37she goes great i'm gonna give you this other one not only do i not think this role is very
08:41funny
08:42but it's a million lines also i didn't want to wear brown hair
08:49coming up all right bridesmaids who's hungry wow jazz
09:05hello it's time for us to film the new blockbuster my best girlfriend's wedding
09:11what my best girlfriend's wedding something drags made's wedding strip let somebody else have that
09:21welcome to the ross matthews drag school of overacting this is our beautiful bridal suite
09:29with furnishings by objects are you ready to snatch all the trophies of award season
09:33places places ladies okay action all right bridesmaids who's hungry oh hey queen it appears
09:43we are first to arrive no Sherlock don't you mean no your royal highness
09:51cut sorry bb can you just be louder can you just project a little more look i know you're being
09:55proper but let us hear it okay i got here a bit early because i plan to be assuming the
10:02role of
10:02sharon's matron of honor cut bb some of the line readings are feeling a little stiff
10:07it's the school of overacting exaggerate got it okay now i never met the queen but i'm noticing
10:15that bb's character is just bb doing bb where is the damn queen sorry i'm late i was down at
10:22city
10:23hall shaking my tits for the sake of justice i'm so happy y'all are here oh okay i forgot
10:31not a hugger
10:33sharon frockovich is not the role i asked for but once i get out there and i get the laughs
10:37i'm like
10:37this all was actually a gift sorry i'm late traffic was crazy the sky was hazy
10:46my driver was lazy and wow jazz
10:53i'm so glad you're here i thought you were coming with beige swan
11:09she did that cut real quick morgan when you come out are you going to do any like noises or
11:14anything because it's your big entrance your big moment okay let's try again i thought you were
11:17coming with beige swan
11:21girl that i
11:22all right
11:30okay cut
11:31morgan honey are you loving the hissing is there something funnier because it's like you're coming
11:36in and you're like clearly kind of off your rocker a little bit right but we're going for funny
11:39uh swan noise i don't know i don't know what it is they only actually hiss that's if humans come
11:45near them oh wow you are you are method whatever you're going to do i want you to commit to
11:50it
11:50i mean because of black swan she was kind of like she's a nut job you can make it campier
11:54just do it 100 morgan dead on arrival i actually saw her as a sharon frockovich
12:00like a slutty kind of confrontational so i'm just like big mistake huge
12:08coming up you nailed it you were so much fun i got a little excited i'm single
12:21another day it's time to get ready for today's runway
12:24red for feel the elimination tonight is going to be super important because next week
12:29rupaul crowns an all-star
12:32say what after adam lambert last week i was trying to smile at ross the whole time
12:37it felt like you were like over me being there were you bothered when adam said that you were
12:42standoffish well only because people have told me before that my tone is just so dry that they
12:46thought i was angry sometimes trick's delicious you don't mean to give that off yeah but it's
12:50unintentional well oh girl because perception is reality i might accidentally sometimes come off
12:55as standoffish i mean tricksy on stage is fun and bubbly but me in real life a lot of the
13:01times i'm just like a boring white dude who doesn't like hugs so i get how that can read
13:05it's something i always have wanted to change about myself our whole industry is interpersonal
13:10communications you're not friendly enough someone thinks you're a jerk remember that thing in west
13:14hollywood morgan i got tweets from other drag race girls saying that i was acting grand
13:19i'm not super social so a lot of times i'm just saving it for the audience
13:23look out of the drag race alum there are queens that are definitely known for
13:27being generous with local queens and the fans and then there are also queens that are the exact
13:32opposite tricksy has been called out about how she treated them when she was in their company
13:36as much as i love her if she thinks that she's not like a little grand she's fooling herself
13:42they say that about me oh she's too bougie baby you don't think you come off a little bougie
13:46do you think i do girl yes you are a little bougie and you give the girls looks like this
13:54mama you would think that she is of the royal family of zamunda bitch go to wikipedia.com mama
14:00you are the definition of bougie i have the side that is always very regal but oh yeah i am
14:05very
14:05goofy mama i know i'm not please don't take it the wrong way i'm not no no not at all
14:09i'm just saying
14:10you do have an air oh she can't be bothered okay see i'm the opposite my favorite thing in the
14:21entire world is when i'm at mickey's and there's girls in the audience and i get to bring them up
14:25on stage even if it's just to walk you're very that girl you will call out girls even though we
14:29don't want to be called out i'm trying to hide i like to go to drag shows where they don't
14:32know i'm
14:32there and they don't know you know i just want to see the drag i really my features are so
14:37distinct
14:37as soon as i open my voice they're like oh see that's my hope for being an all-star three
14:41i want
14:42to be that girl because before all-stars it was like oh yeah and kennedy's here yay second thought
14:49i'm trying to be that first thought queen since season seven when we are all booked together and
14:55we have a meet and greet and everybody be in line for them and i'll be by myself and then
15:00five minutes
15:01before it's time to wrap they want to rush over and grab a picture that's what i mean by second
15:06thought
15:07kennedy i felt on our season you did nothing but great great great job thank you well and i think
15:13that all of us that have gotten to this point feel like that redemption that maybe we didn't even come
15:18for we've gotten and that's why i just i just feel good about it all i want to be that
15:24queen that
15:25people know immediately who i am it's gratification validation and i believe in working hard to get what i
15:37want
15:51welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race all-stars it's miss golden globe's michelle visage
16:01gladiator funny man and our director this week ross matthews
16:06rue i love directing so much i'm changing my name to martin scorsese
16:10members of the academy for your consideration garcelle beauvais
16:15rue you are giving me life in that dress
16:18and you look gorgeous thank you drag race superfan chris colfer are you filled with glee to be here
16:25i'm filled with something and boy does it itch
16:29this week we challenged our queens to serve award-winning performances and tonight on the runway
16:35category is red for filth gentlemen start your engines and may the best all-star win
16:48first up bb zahara benet oh dear someone forgot their spf
16:54kennedy davenport i hope those aren't blood diamonds
16:59mormick and mcmichaels
17:01she showed us her bag and her pipe
17:04shangela
17:05wow are you happy to see me
17:09chixi mattel
17:10she clearly likes to be reamed
17:15coming up
17:16you are a vision
17:18i live for moments like this
17:20i would have loved bigger and more ridiculous
17:28welcome all stars
17:29let's begin with a sneak peek of your movie which has already been banned in 47 countries
17:38glamazon studios presents the most important film of all time
17:43i know you're busy so i'll keep this quick i'm getting the old gang together and i want you guys
17:47to be my maids
17:48oh hell no i'm a rocket scientist now
17:51my bridesmaids i'm getting married
17:54coming this summer all your favorite award-winning actresses come together in
17:59my best squirrel friends drags maids wedding trip
18:02trixie mattel is sharon frockovich
18:04yeah that's all you got lady two big feet and ugly shoes
18:07here comes the bride
18:08poisoning the wig water supply
18:10big mistake
18:12huge
18:14bb zahara benet is the queen of everything
18:17don't you mean your royal highness
18:19elizabeth alexandra
18:22mary stuart
18:22mastison
18:23mastrantonio bonina braun
18:27kennedy davenport is lala
18:29a struggling actress who thinks she can sing and dance
18:32sorry i'm late
18:34traffic was crazy
18:35the sky was hazy
18:37my driver was lazy
18:39pal
18:42morgan mcmichaels is beige swan
18:45a prima ballerina driven to perfection
18:48and madness
18:59she did that
19:01changela is octavia a maid who's also a rocket scientist
19:06ain't nobody can make my famous for a cod and put a man on the moon
19:11please don't move you are all under arrest now put your legs behind your head
19:23and when these divas let loose who knows what drama will happen
19:28how dare you invite another dancer here i deserve to be made of honor give me a
19:33thank you so much for a man on the moon
19:33i'm not sure he's dead
19:36you killed him
19:38why does this always happen to me
19:41but when the church organist cancels
19:43you gotta be kidding me
19:45will they make it down the aisle
19:47this is some how to get away with murder
19:51if you stay ready
19:52you ain't got to get ready
19:55girl you don't need an organist
19:57you've got a
19:58we ate octavia's pie
20:00hit it
20:09you guys really are the best squirrel friends
20:13so if you love the poop scene in bridesmaids
20:16but also love highbrow award-winning actresses
20:19then you'll love my best squirrel friends dragsmaids wedding trip
20:23rated p.u
20:26wow
20:27good job guys
20:29thanks mother
20:29thank you
20:30it's time for the judges critiques
20:32starting with bb zahara benet
20:35you are a vision
20:37the headpiece
20:38the makeup
20:39you look divine
20:40thank you
20:41tonight in the acting challenge
20:42you played the queen
20:44but you're a drag queen queen
20:45so i would have loved bigger
20:47and more ridiculous
20:48you were more helen mirren
20:50and i needed yellin mirren
20:52it would have been hilarious
20:54if you did a british accent
20:56i feel sometimes
20:56when you try to copy some accents
20:58it can be taken as being rude
21:00on this program
21:03thank you bb
21:05up next
21:07shangela
21:08i love your outfit
21:09i live for moments like this
21:10when it started to inflate
21:12i got a little excited
21:13i'm single
21:15and you'll notice in the acting challenge
21:16i didn't give you a lot of direction
21:19i just sat back and enjoyed the shangela show
21:21you nailed it
21:22and i think you did octavia spencer very proud
21:23thank you
21:24up next
21:25trixie mattel
21:27what's your favorite book
21:28just off the top of your head
21:29oh my god
21:32this outfit is everything
21:34and then in the acting challenge
21:35you were so much fun
21:37because every take
21:38you tried something new
21:39and that moment
21:40when you used the baby's hand
21:41to wipe your hair
21:42i died
21:42you are now
21:44pushing yourself
21:44out of the trixie mattel
21:46box so to speak
21:47and you're making yourself
21:48do things that maybe
21:49wouldn't be in your comfort zone
21:50but i think you taking those risks
21:52is paying off in spades
21:54thank you i think so
21:55up next
21:56kennedy davenport
21:57tonight
21:58watching you here
21:59i think
22:00fabulous and regal
22:01thank you
22:02but i'd lighten up a little bit
22:03on the highlighter on the nose
22:04because that's all we're seeing
22:05when it came to the acting challenge
22:07i thought you were
22:07maybe a little more
22:08like jodie foster and nell
22:10than uh
22:11emma stone and la la land
22:13i was kind of hoping you'd do more
22:14of the emma stone nuances
22:15you know
22:16she's very serious
22:17about everything
22:18it was kind of one note
22:20she kept doing the same thing
22:21over and over
22:22pow
22:23pow
22:23and it really didn't go anywhere
22:26up next
22:27morgan mcmichaels
22:28tonight
22:28you're dressed like judy garland
22:30in meet me in st louis
22:31like even though your boobs
22:32are hanging right out
22:33i was feeling my michelle moment
22:34there you go
22:34this is so beautiful
22:36i love me some morgan mcmichael
22:38i am so happy to see you back
22:40but morgan
22:40you got to choose the roles
22:42for the acting challenge
22:42if i were in your heels
22:44i would have picked
22:45beige swan
22:46last
22:48that's a tough role
22:49because to play crazy
22:50you either have to play
22:52so over the top crazy
22:54or you have to play that
22:55you're concealing your crazy
22:56i worked with you the most
22:57and i got you to quack
22:59quack
22:59quack
23:00quack
23:00i wanted even more
23:02thank you ladies
23:03based on the judges' critiques
23:05i've made some decisions
23:10shangela
23:10trixie mattel
23:13contragulations
23:13you are the top two
23:15all-stars of the week
23:17thank you
23:18you've each won a $1,000 gift card
23:22from alia's closet
23:23and a set of luggage
23:25from raden luggage
23:27this week
23:28if you're not in the top
23:29you're in the bottom
23:30that means bb
23:31kennedy
23:32morgan
23:33you are the bottom three
23:38shangela
23:38trixie
23:39each of you
23:40needs to decide
23:41which of the bottom three
23:43you'll eliminate
23:44if you win the lip sync
23:46so while you queens
23:48deliberate in the workroom
23:49the judges and i
23:50will be contacting
23:52our elected representatives
23:55thank you ladies
23:55you may leave the stage
23:58coming up
23:59i thought i gave as much as i could
24:00i can't crush a friend's dreams
24:02i'm very proud of what i did
24:04who gives a
24:06okay
24:15so i'm in the bottom
24:16and the curse of the returning queen
24:18is that most of us go home
24:19the episode
24:20after we return
24:21and i don't want that
24:22i want to break the curse
24:24well i want to say congratulations
24:26to trixie
24:27and shangela
24:28thank you
24:28you guys did an amazing job
24:30i feel good about what i did
24:31right
24:32i mean it's all strong forces
24:34you know
24:34but i know for sure
24:36that i didn't do a bad job
24:37i thought i gave as much as i could
24:39i think the queen
24:40would have been a lot of fun
24:41but i mean i just didn't want to do something
24:43that would have been expected of me
24:45morgan
24:45you know she got an opportunity to come back
24:47and you only have one chance
24:49don't try nothing new
24:51stick to what you know
24:52who gives a
24:54okay
24:55bb how do you feel
24:56because you
24:57oh i
24:57you seem really quiet
24:58i personally feel that
25:00if you read the description
25:01of who my character is
25:02she was very stuffy
25:04very uptight
25:05it was trying to
25:06be that character
25:07i'm very proud of what i did
25:08when you look at all the girls
25:10i've been the most consistent
25:11yes
25:12there is a top two
25:13and everybody down there
25:14becomes the bottom
25:15but
25:16i've stayed safe
25:17and i've won challenges
25:19i
25:19should
25:21stay
25:22if my face looked like yours right now
25:24i would never cover it in my life
25:26she looks so beautiful
25:27thank you
25:28you look like ornacea but like
25:30who's ornacea i don't know who that is
25:34she's fully never seen drag race
25:36the mannequin head girl
25:37bb won drag race and stopped watching it
25:39no no it's not that
25:41you didn't watch rupaul's drag race
25:42the show that gave you your career
25:43are we all beneath you
25:45you couldn't watch us on the tv
25:47oh okay i see
25:50girl get ready
25:51they gonna meme your ass
25:52to death bitch
25:53wait what does meme mean
25:55you know how they um
25:56meme
25:57yeah that
26:03i'm in a nightmare
26:03bb's never seen drag race
26:05kennedy doesn't know what a meme is
26:06winning the crown
26:07is the only way out
26:08alive
26:09would you guys like to sit on a sofa
26:11and possibly cry
26:12i'll go first
26:13yeah come on bb
26:14let's have a sister conversation
26:20but
26:20so tell me why you made such a mess of this whole challenge
26:22oh honey i did not make a mess of this whole challenge
26:24because when i sit and listen to what the judges have to say
26:27i mean it was like oh well you were kind of quiet
26:30i wish you could have played her over the top
26:32if those are the critiques you're giving me right now
26:34i must have done something great
26:36and that's where i am
26:37bb has like an unshakable confidence
26:39which in a lot of ways is a huge asset
26:41but on the other hand girl
26:43you did get negative critiques
26:44and you're like fully pretending like it didn't happen
26:46i was there
26:46you've seen my track record
26:48you know my work
26:49if you value what i bring to the competition
26:51then i would want to trust
26:53that you would make the right decision
26:57okay let me ask you this
26:58who would you send to the house
27:01i didn't win
27:05listen i'm not sending kennedy home
27:07she's been a rock for me in this competition as a friend
27:11and i want to know what she has to say
27:14because this is really a hard choice for just one person
27:16i was thinking about morgan because she struggled the most
27:19in that challenge yes ma'am
27:20right
27:20but do you think that's enough to send her to the house
27:25i know morgan didn't do her best
27:27but i don't want to be the one to send her to the house
27:29before she's had a chance to really shine
27:30this is her second chance
27:32and look i know about second chances
27:34and i can't crush a friend's dreams
27:36on the other hand you have bb who could have dove in it more
27:40but in this challenge i don't even think she feels she did anything wrong
27:44right i kind of put her in a place uh where milk was
27:48miss bb is a fantastic queen
27:50however when you don't think you have any flaws
27:53that's a flaw
27:54either way you go you have just cause
27:58uh-huh uh-huh okay uh
28:00rue elizabeth warren says hi
28:02oh tell i said hey girl hey
28:05kamala harris tell the gop to stay out of my uterus
28:09wow cory booker just retweeted me
28:12ross did you get through to the president
28:14no no i think my fax paper is jammed
28:16keep trying
28:18who knew it was so easy to contact your congressman or congresswoman
28:22all you gotta do is go to house.gov and punch in your zip code
28:26it's just that easy
28:27bam
28:29hello maxine
28:31i like how you got this demure look but you still found a way to make it a full hooker
28:35ah well you know
28:37something to be said about talents
28:39both trixie and shangel have been in my position
28:41they've both left the competition and come back
28:43so maybe they both have a little bit more insight to what is going on in my head
28:47i want to get to the top four
28:49i just want it so bad
28:51i haven't been here
28:52like kennedy and bb have rolled with you guys from the jump
28:56yeah
28:57so that makes me feel a little like
28:58well maybe i might be going
29:00when i came back on drag race
29:01i felt like everybody was happy to have me there
29:04but i did feel like i wasn't sure if there was a way i could possibly stick around
29:08you know what i mean
29:08the uneasiness
29:09yeah
29:10unsettling
29:11i feel you
29:12morgan needed to basically walk on water yesterday
29:14and instead she drowned
29:15i live for you
29:16but i kind of have sympathy for morgan
29:18i know what it's like to have to get back into it
29:20and get in the same mindset as people who've been competing
29:23so i don't know
29:27silence
29:29actually silence equals death
29:30so keep going on those phones
29:33democracy is at stake
29:34and bring back my girls
29:44three great queens
29:45and as i look at their names
29:46i want to make sure i've considered everything
29:49there's somebody who's been in the bottom for the first time
29:50there's somebody who's making their comeback
29:52there's somebody who has won challenges but isn't the bottom again
29:55i have to make a decision so i'm making a decision
30:00i'm really confused right now
30:02bb morgan bb morgan bb morgan i don't know
30:05because i care about both of these queens
30:07and no matter how this goes
30:09i might lose a friend over this
30:11in this moment
30:12i'm natalie imbrulia
30:13torn
30:23welcome back ladies
30:24two all stars stand before me
30:28ladies this is your chance
30:30to impress me
30:31win ten thousand dollars
30:32and earn the power
30:34to give one of the bottom queens
30:37the chop
30:39the time has come
30:41let you lip sync
30:43for your legacy
30:47i don't have a reputation here as a lip sync assassin
30:49that doesn't mean i'm not going to give it my whole everything
30:51good luck
30:53and don't
30:55f*** it
30:55good evening everybody
30:58i'm so happy y'all was up in here
30:59my name is miss valerie valentine
31:01and i'll be your hostess and mc for this evening
31:03how's everybody dirty
31:04kiss me like you miss me
31:05hug me like you hate me
31:06shoot a movie on my face
31:08take another picture
31:09put it on my insta
31:11come on give me another taste
31:12scamming money, don't make no money
31:15but freaking money
31:16you get the money
31:17cause freaking money
31:18you get the money
31:19cause freaking, freaking
31:20money
31:20money
31:21money
31:22money
31:22money
31:23money
31:24money
31:29all up in the club, i make it
31:30money
31:31walking down the street, i make it
31:33money
31:33when i shake my ass, i make it
31:35money
31:38ridic lo,a la la li, get up
31:39fricding tip la la la
31:41i get up fricding tip dis jol-ol-ol-ol
31:43i get up fricding tip ditjk
31:46what?
31:54yeah
31:56Link Fredang golden between bva
31:58keep bitches down when I go to little
31:59bucks to Ciao
32:00if the gus perch is my visa
32:02i earn a frickin money when a buckin in the arena
32:04Shake the money, make your ass feel real
32:06full of pain and all the bonds, on the job
32:08Make your fullest, make your sits kapoor
32:34Ladies, I've made my decision.
32:42It's not over till the fat lady twerks.
32:45Shangela, you are a winner.
32:47Yay!
32:49Congratulations.
32:50You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.
32:55Trixie, you are safe.
32:56You may join the other girls.
32:59Will the bottom three please step forward?
33:07Shangela, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?
33:11You know, Kennedy and Bebe and I have been here since day one fighting to get to this top five.
33:17And Morgan, I've known since I started my drag career almost seven years ago.
33:22And any one of these three queens would be a fantastic all-star.
33:26But unfortunately, I have to send one home tonight.
33:29Not something I want to do, but it's part of what the gig is.
33:32The person I'm sending home is my sister and friend, Morgan.
33:40As it is written, so it shall be done.
33:43Morgan, you are and will always be an all-star.
33:48Now, sashay away.
33:50Thank you, guys.
33:52Love you much.
33:53I'm sorry.
33:53No, I'm not leaving off.
33:54I'm not sleepy, girl.
33:55I'll hug everyone.
33:56I love you, Morgan.
33:56I love you, too.
33:58I love you.
34:00I love you.
34:01I love you, too.
34:02I'm not so excited to be going home, but I'm at peace with it, and I would have done nothing
34:06different.
34:06Why blend in when you can stand out?
34:08I got to be on all-star season three, so all-star forever.
34:11And I better get two of these.
34:14Queen of Scotland is out.
34:16That's right.
34:19My fierce final four.
34:22Condragulations.
34:24Next week is our all-star grand finale, and the race has never been closer.
34:30So I want to hear from our fans.
34:32Which one of these bitches deserves a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame?
34:38Are you team Bebe, team Kennedy, team Shangela, or team Trixie?
34:45Let your voice be heard at RuPaul's Drag Race, hashtag all-stars3.
34:50And tune in in one week when we crown a winner, baby.
34:55Now, girls, listen closely.
34:57If you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:03Can I get an amen up in here?
35:04Amen.
35:05All right, now let the music...