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00:00Hey guys, Cruel Blindwave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. I'm Aaron. And we're back with Kaguya-sama,
00:05where we are in the election arc. We are, but we should win because they want to shave our heads
00:13and take our phones. And if we don't win, we'll just insist that we didn't and have our friends
00:18rush the room. The skirt thing might be kind of cool, you know, like a nice little breeze,
00:21you don't get all hot, especially if it's like really warm. Well, no, they're insisting long
00:25skirts, which is less breeze. Damn. Right now, they're shorter. They're above the knee.
00:31That's ridiculous. Yeah, I'd rather have a short skirt. I want above the knee skirts, you know?
00:36Yeah, air them out. You don't know what I'm doing out here.
00:45Three guesses as to what I did differently today. Ready, set, go!
00:50You changed uniforms. Right, it's the jacket, I bet.
00:54No. It feels like I hardly wore my summer uniform.
00:57His eyes are drawing soft.
01:00You say some of the silliest things.
01:03Playing attention.
01:04I had extra time to fix my bed hat.
01:06Without his student council duties, the former president has gained three additional hours
01:10in his day to use however he sees fit.
01:13Yes, the proper amount of rest has done wonders for his health.
01:16Maybe I need to try that.
01:18Yeah, get a pigman. Get a pigman.
01:21Oh, no.
01:23Good talk.
01:24You should have a crush.
01:27Thanks. Likewise.
01:29What the hell?
01:30Was the curse broken on you or what?
01:32I'm a frog in a fairy tale.
01:34Am I missing something?
01:36What are you people seeing that I'm not?
01:38Be quiet out there.
01:39Sorry about the noise.
01:41Oh, that's loud.
01:43Yeah.
01:44Would you be down to join me and the guys for karaoke a little later today?
01:48Oh, these guys.
01:49But I have to campaign, so I can't.
01:51You're suddenly so...
01:53Popular.
01:53Popular.
01:55Popular.
01:57Popular.
01:58Popular.
01:59Popularity.
01:59Popular.
01:59Popularity.
01:59Not only that, but now my eyes have a kind and soft glow to them.
02:02What do you think?
02:03They do.
02:03Hold on.
02:04They do.
02:05This could be what makes you know me a fool for me.
02:08So he's going to have a short stint of extra rest.
02:11Before becoming president again.
02:12Yeah.
02:12Is there something on my face?
02:15Not at all.
02:17You can't even look at me!
02:20Too afraid of getting lost in my eyes.
02:22It's just...
02:23I'm a little curious.
02:24I want to know what people actually think of me.
02:27It might help to know what you think, too.
02:30That was so smooth!
02:31It has to work!
02:32Really?
02:33I think you're serious yet helpful.
02:35Quite suitable for the role of student council president.
02:38I also think you're too close.
02:40Dude, sit across from her.
02:41I got a good night's sleep, so my eyes feel refreshed.
02:45I think it made a difference.
02:47Don't you?
02:49Yeah, she's shutting it off.
02:51I guess so.
02:52Shirogane definitely didn't have his mind on making campaign speeches,
02:55but neither did Kaguya.
02:57Where did the president's cool tab clear?
02:59Oh, she liked the way we were always.
03:01That makes sense, too.
03:03Oh, and it's about a friend, not me.
03:05It's totally about Kaguya.
03:06So this friend, she has a boy she's interested in,
03:09but he's gone through some drastic changes.
03:11The thing that changed about him was physical,
03:13so she thinks her feelings are only skin deep.
03:15That it's not true love.
03:17I see.
03:18Are we seriously delving into true love?
03:21For most people, such an expression hardly ever comes up,
03:23but Kaguya was born and raised in a special environment,
03:26making her an exception.
03:28She's sheltered, yeah.
03:29She's a godfather.
03:30I'm not qualified to advise somebody going through her first bittersweet love.
03:35A person's physical features shouldn't be enough
03:37to make or break the way somebody feels about them
03:39if it's true love, shouldn't they?
03:41She's hurting my brain.
03:43I still wouldn't worry.
03:45You two, mind if I cut in?
03:47Oh, no.
03:48I heard true love in King running,
03:49so tell me all the juicy details.
03:51How far away did she hear it from?
03:53I'll have to suck it up and take one for the team.
03:56Easy.
03:57I had a little question for her, that's all.
03:59I'm the one who came to you for
04:01don't let my sacrifice be in vain.
04:04A perfect example of true love is Beauty and the Beast
04:07because looks weren't important to them whatsoever.
04:09If somebody's love wavers due to physical appearances,
04:12then it sucks.
04:13It sucks.
04:15This sucks.
04:17Oh, no.
04:24Uh-oh.
04:25She got me.
04:26In this day and age,
04:28nobody can love another person without self-interest involved.
04:31I agree.
04:32But having realistic expectations in your heart
04:34and finding somebody who meets them,
04:37that's what I consider true love.
04:41Oh, like,
04:43gang.
04:43She's jealous.
04:44Hey, you two.
04:46Nice weather we're having.
04:49Look at the camera to you.
04:51It looks even worse.
04:52Could this be the last straw?
04:54No.
04:55She loves it so much.
04:57You should go lie down in the infirmary.
05:00What?
05:01I highly doubt what you have is actually true love.
05:04She's been tainted by a man
05:05and developed a strange fetish because of it.
05:08She's right, Chanel.
05:09And that's why she's best girl.
05:12Oh, okay.
05:22Okay.
05:22It's not singing?
05:24I don't think a former president should be allowed
05:28to lip-sync the whole student anthem, do you?
05:30You've got some serious repenting to do.
05:32I'm not too long as serious.
05:33The school anthem.
05:34Seeing through my flawless lip-syncing with such ease.
05:37You really can be impressive sometimes.
05:40Of course.
05:40I'm the conductor.
05:41I want everybody to know the lyrics,
05:43and I mean everybody.
05:44What's stopping you?
05:46Um,
05:47crap.
05:48Yeah, it's like the sports song.
05:49It's a bad choice of words.
05:51Let's just say that I suck at singing, okay?
05:53Hell, then.
05:54You've been tone deaf all this time,
05:56which means you've been mouthing the lyrics for you.
05:58This music is so thriller.
06:01Thriller killer.
06:02You're kind of a crappy singer?
06:04Memories of their intensive volleyball training flooded her mind,
06:08instructing she'd organize her mind.
06:10Yes.
06:11Yes.
06:12You did say kind of, right?
06:13You only kind of suck?
06:15Yeah.
06:16I may be awful,
06:17but I've still heard worse.
06:19Can never fear me, Yuki.
06:21Well, no one can hear that.
06:23Yeah, I hope so.
06:26Oh.
06:27I need more than kind of.
06:29The sound of it's hitting me.
06:32Can you save me, Faisal?
06:36How dare you fight me, you jerk!
06:40Is that me?
06:41It sounds like a dying cat in heat!
06:44We'll start smaller than a song by having you sing one note properly.
06:50Sooooooo...
06:50Sooo...
06:53Sooo...
06:55Sooo...
06:55Sooo...
06:58Sooo...
07:03Sooo...
07:05Sooo...
07:05Sooo...
07:06Sooo...
07:07Sooo...
07:07Sooo...
07:07Sooo...
07:07Sooo...
07:08Sooo...
07:15Sooo...
07:16Sooo...
07:23Sooo...
07:34Sooo...
07:36And my classmates begged me to lip-sync when it came time for my middle school chorus festival.
07:41No...
07:42You should have told me that from the beginning.
07:44It won't be easy, but I promise to make a singer out of you.
07:48Mama's got you!
07:48When exactly did you make the jump from my teacher to my mother?
07:53Mama's got you!
07:53Mama's got you!
07:54Their practice sessions continue.
07:58Hey, they like it more!
07:59Hey, they like it...
08:00Yeah.
08:00Hahaha!
08:02Reminds me of, uh...
08:03The Muppets stand-a-down.
08:05Oh, yeah, yeah.
08:06Oh, ye gods of music...
08:08Give him strength!
08:09Hahaha!
08:22He's having such an emotional reaction to connecting!
08:25Hahaha!
08:28Hahaha!
08:30Hahaha!
08:32Hahaha!
08:33I'm gonna go down for a moment.
08:34Hahaha!
08:37Hahaha!
08:37I'm not sad, I'm the proudest mama I've ever been in my life!
08:42Hahaha!
08:43Hahaha!
08:43Shirogane and Fujiwara emerge victorious!
08:46She can't breathe!
08:46Hahaha!
08:47For now!
08:49Eh!
08:50Eh!
08:50Hahaha!
08:52I'm gonna go!
08:53I'm gonna go!
08:54I'm gonna go!
08:55I'm gonna go!
08:56I'm gonna go!
08:57I'm gonna go!
08:58There we go!
08:59What's that?
09:00Campaign promises are more for show than anything else, you know?
09:03As soon as the election's over with, I bet no one will remember who said what!
09:07Miko Ino.
09:08I managed to find out her father is a high court judge.
09:11And her mother works for a humanitarian aid organization.
09:14I say if you open enough closets, you're bound to find a skeleton.
09:18Every once in a while.
09:20You also find loyal servants.
09:22Ones who can't be corrupted.
09:24Why did you call me here?
09:25I don't really have a lot of free time.
09:28I figured as much.
09:29Hold on.
09:30There might be some cookies in here.
09:32No, thank you.
09:33I don't know you, but I can tell you're the kind of person who stops at nothing to get
09:37what she wants.
09:38I was just hoping you and I could get a little better acquainted is all.
09:42I don't know much about you, but I do know your parents are both upstanding members of society.
09:47Let's talk about how you ran for student council several times in elementary and middle school.
09:51And how you never won a single election.
09:54And if you cling to those same ideals, this academy will be no different than those other schools.
09:59At least as far as student council is concerned.
10:01By the name of Shinomiya, I swear you'll be student council president.
10:06What? Really?
10:08Quite the generous offer, if you ask me.
10:12Disturbed.
10:13Helpful.
10:14Yes.
10:15You want to be student council president more than anything, right?
10:19You should wait until you're a second year.
10:21And honestly, you'd be better off learning a little more about the high school first.
10:25So then, in exchange for your help next year, you want me and my team to drop out this year.
10:31It's plain dirty.
10:33Both you and ex-president Shirogane are a real match made in heaven!
10:38Huh?
10:39Are you serious?
10:40Really?
10:41You really think we're compatible?
10:43Are you kidding?
10:44You couldn't be more attuned if you tried.
10:46I mean, you might as well get married already!
10:49The wedding battles.
10:51Wow.
10:52I would have thought she'd be so nice.
10:56I've made up my mind.
10:57You and the former president are going to be part of my student council.
11:01Huh?
11:02Your days are playing dirtier numbers because I'm going to straighten you out myself!
11:06If the president and I were on her council, we'd get to see each other every day, guaranteed.
11:10Just no Bucciwara.
11:11Because he wouldn't actually be president, he'd have less-
11:13More time.
11:14For you.
11:15There will be a uniform check every morning!
11:17And trash duty after school.
11:19And no touching or getting frisky off campus either!
11:22No, no roaming!
11:24With Vice President Fujiwara at my side, we'll make it possible.
11:28What?
11:28Uh, Vice President Fujiwara?
11:30What's this girl talking about?
11:32She's insane!
11:33Results for us!
11:35Is this really a battle?
11:36Either way, next time's Election Day!
11:39Election Day!
11:40Oh, what's this?
11:41Super Tuesday!
11:43September 15th.
11:45Dude, what'd they lose?
11:48What if there's trash duty?
11:48What if there's no romance?
11:49What if there's shorts, or long skirts?
11:52What if there's no phones?
11:53What if there's bald heads?
11:54What if there's-
11:55It's the winter uniform anyway, so the skirts are going to be longer.
11:59But, the shaved head is going to be bad for everyone!
12:03Tesoro would take an IQ?
12:05He wouldn't want that.
12:06Um, I mean, if they do have the strict like, you know, this rule, no touching, I mean that
12:11just makes it bad.
12:13It's wrong.
12:14They shouldn't, you know?
12:16You can work with that.
12:17What do you need to work with that?
12:19Then you have to make any type of touching secret.
12:23Yeah.
12:24Well, they already don't touch now.
12:25Yeah.
12:26You can work in that environment.
12:28Even if it's like, accidental, it's like, ooh, that was nice, but, we shouldn't.
12:33You know?
12:34Yeah.
12:35We shouldn't.
12:39So Shinomina likes his death stare?
12:42She's, yeah.
12:44She's into it though.
12:45So, whenever he changed, she didn't like it, I guess.
12:47She didn't like him well-rested.
12:49And then, whenever he was a zombie again, she was like, ahhh.
12:52Yeah, she was real into it.
12:54It's after the infirmary.
12:56Yeah.
12:57That's why she's the best girl.
13:03Right?
13:04They did swing for the fences in the show.
13:06I love it.
13:06I love it.
13:07It's so good.
13:08We had another segment too that was like, the volleyball.
13:11Mm-hmm.
13:13I wanted to see what...
13:14Yeah.
13:14I don't know what I've said too, but...
13:16I don't know.
13:16Let me swing it.
13:17Was there four mini-episodes?
13:20Yeah.
13:20I missed the...
13:23What was the title?
13:25The first one he wants to be popular.
13:27The second one.
13:28The second one was, Kashiwagi wants to come for Kaguya or something like that.
13:32Wants to console her.
13:34Yeah.
13:34Oh.
13:35Yeah, I didn't...
13:36I didn't get...
13:36That one happened so fast because we also didn't have a who wins.
13:39Yeah, we didn't.
13:40If this didn't show up, I wouldn't have considered it a whole new thing.
13:43But sometimes that happens.
13:44Sometimes they go right into each other.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Sometimes they're very different.
13:49I guess it's because they didn't meet and there wasn't any competition.
13:53Yeah.
13:53And it's also the wrap up of the eyes.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Yeah.
13:56Right?
13:57So it's kind of together.
13:58But then we have singing and the singing ended.
14:03I can't anymore.
14:04I'm not doing this ever again.
14:06For now.
14:07And then she...
14:08And then she...
14:09First student council elections in Reiwa era.
14:13October 15th.
14:14Tuesday.
14:15Okay.
14:16And then what about...
14:19When Fujiwara put something up.
14:21When was that?
14:21Oh, the three principals.
14:23Right here, yeah.
14:24Did it zoom in?
14:25It zooms in.
14:26You don't see all of it at once, but it zooms in closer.
14:29Right.
14:30Our doors are always open to all.
14:31Feel free to consult us about anything, anytime.
14:33We plan to have an administration that's close to the students and filled with kindness.
14:38Okay.
14:38That's good.
14:39At our student council, we respect the students' autonomy and support an independent and free
14:43academy life.
14:44We believe that freedom is achieved not by being bound by rules, but instead by giving
14:49each individual the opportunity to nurture their own respective abilities.
14:53That's really cool.
14:53So, if we were to be reelected, we would be accomplishing the brilliant feat of constructive
14:57elections, something that hasn't been achieved in 10 years.
15:00Utilizing the experience we gained over the past year, we hereby declare and promise to
15:08all Shuchin Academy students that we will bring fundamental reforms.
15:12There you go.
15:13So, yeah.
15:14Like, your first term, you find out all the problems, but you don't make a whole lot of
15:20progress towards solving them.
15:21For the second term, because we're, here's what the issue is about.
15:24You know what we thought we could do?
15:25We couldn't because of this, so now we're going to change things and things can't be
15:28better.
15:28That's what everybody says.
15:30Yeah.
15:31And they don't do anything.
15:32I know.
15:32There's nothing in their specifics so you don't get locked down.
15:35Yeah.
15:36They just wait for, like, the last three months of their administration to do all the shit
15:40that they wanted to do anyway, that nobody can stop them.
15:44And they're not worried about re-election.
15:46Yeah.
15:47And this is Shirogana's things, right?
15:50Not the other girl's.
15:52The other girl already put hers out, despite Fujiwara being her vice president.
15:56Yeah.
15:57She's still doing this for him, okay.
15:58Yeah, she'll be vice president if she wins, but she'll be secretary if he wins.
16:04Alright.
16:05I mean, we'll find out next episode, I suppose.
16:09Yeah.
16:10I love the, oh man, she's so nice.
16:12Whenever she's saying, like, you guys are so compatible, why don't you just get married?
16:16Yeah.
16:17That was awesome.
16:18And I love Fujiwara's teaching moments.
16:22Yeah.
16:22Where she's being the coach.
16:24Yeah.
16:25That's what she's saying.
16:25Mama's got you.
16:28She's crying on stage as she's conducting.
16:31Sobbing.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Now I, you know, growing up going to church, like, 80% of the fathers were lip syncing.
16:40My dad wouldn't bother.
16:41Yeah?
16:41No.
16:42Really?
16:43He would stand and kneel and sit and do all that stuff, but he wouldn't sing.
16:49I was belting it, man.
16:50I love this song.
16:51Taste and see.
16:55I love that one.
16:55That's a banger.
16:56I like to sing too.
16:59Taste and see the glory of the Lord, man.
17:02Sounds.
17:02It's convenient.
17:03Yeah.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Taste and see.
17:05Sounds weird.
17:06What were you thinking?
17:07Aaron, this is church.
17:08Sounds naughty.
17:09Thank you guys so much for checking out this reaction and discussion.
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