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00:00Hey guys, crew blowing my back. I'm Aaron. I'm Calvin. I'm Aaron. And we're back with Kaguya.
00:03Stop the Love is a War, where last time the student council was disbanding.
00:07And then reforming. Oh, but there's an election. There is an election.
00:12And I don't know what that's going to be. And a selection with supporter friend, Miyu.
00:15Selection of electorates? What? Mean? Miyu. Miyuki. Yeah, we can call him that now, right?
00:22No. No, we can't. President! Mr. President.
00:26Miyu. Bye.
00:33The student council has disbanded. Which means the campaign season has started anew.
00:38Three entire days have passed. And nothing's happened. Shock, shock. Surprise, surprise.
00:45Just woman up and make the first move.
00:47Stop! I talk to him now! You know what that's saying? I'm lonely!
00:51Then again, what if he's equally as lonely without me as I am without him?
00:55Sick visit, fireworks, birthday, moon viewing. We've had plenty of chances to make progress, but nothing to show for it.
01:03You think you would have better luck? Is that it?
01:05Oh.
01:06Most likely.
01:07And by all means, woe away!
01:10In fact, why not see if you can sweep the president off his feet in one day since it's so
01:14easy for you!
01:15I never said easy.
01:16Don't dare her!
01:17One thing, but you actually have the skills to back it up!
01:20Oh.
01:21Did you bring the tablet?
01:23Here we fucking go.
01:24Go right ahead, Dad.
01:25I did.
01:27Oh my god.
01:29With all the knowledge and intelligence she has on him, this will be one of the easiest things she's done.
01:42At the bookstore.
01:43Hi! Fancy meeting you here!
01:46Well, truth be told, I actually didn't recognize you at first.
01:49You look a little different.
01:50I'm off the clock.
01:52It's tough acting formal 24-7, you know?
01:55She waited till he was in the checkout line so we couldn't get away.
01:59Although Hayasuka may indeed have some skill in this department, there's absolutely no way she'll be able to seduce the
02:05president.
02:05Your accent has changed too.
02:07Well, I was thinking about buying the laptop, but I don't know which one to get.
02:11Luckily, I ran into you and boys know more about this kind of stuff.
02:15Let's stop by the cafeteria so I can pick your noggin.
02:18Cool?
02:19It's really good!
02:20The teach me strategy.
02:22Sure.
02:23I've got some time to kill.
02:24Awesome!
02:26President!
02:28I met the Shinomias thanks to a friend from school.
02:32Now I fill in as a part-time maid whenever they're short-handed.
02:35The nerve of this girl lying through her teeth with a straight face like that!
02:38Stop eating her lies up like they're your favorite flavor!
02:42He's a little bit!
02:43Mm-hmm.
02:44It's only a matter of time before the president catches her in one of these lies.
02:47He's sharp about things like that.
02:49She's working to pay for what she wants instead of relying on her parents.
02:52That's great!
02:53He's been doomed!
02:54Oh, and videos!
02:56Especially if they're cute cats!
02:58It's all lies!
02:59Come on, president!
03:00Surely you won't fall for such an obvious trap!
03:03Cats!
03:04Yeah!
03:04I get it!
03:06Cats!
03:08Yeah!
03:08Uh-huh.
03:09So, in other words, solving it with the probability-recurrence formula, which derives case analyses, is more efficient in the
03:16long run.
03:17When did he start tutoring her?
03:18He's never offered to help me study before!
03:21Even though I studied ten hours a day.
03:25Ten hours?
03:26So we're walking down the same thorny path?
03:29Stop believing everything she says!
03:33She fell asleep.
03:38Does he stay?
03:39Does he leave?
03:39What's going on?
03:40No way!
03:41I was out for three hours!
03:43I tried to wake you up a few times.
03:44You think you're so sly, but I caught you stealing glances at the president through squinted eyes several times these
03:50past three hours!
03:51Fatigue from studying is a sign of effort.
03:55Hehehehehehe.
03:55She's giving Shirogane the look!
03:57You know the one that says,
03:59I've never met a man like this before!
04:00Could he be my son-
04:03Hehehehehehe.
04:04Would you want to go out with me sometime?
04:06Damn.
04:07What man could turn down an invite like that?
04:10Even if there's another girl you like, that doesn't bother me at all.
04:13You can still be with her, and I'll just be your side piece.
04:16Conceptual ambiguity.
04:16Not only is the girl cute, but she's willing to be a little sam-sam on the same-
04:21Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:23She's a girlfriend.
04:24Shhhit.
04:26Ugh.
04:27I'm sorry.
04:28But there's another girl I like.
04:31She's one lucky girl.
04:34Hope everything works out for the both of you.
04:36Truly.
04:37He said no, thank you.
04:39Told you so.
04:41I never said that it would only take one day.
04:44Ugh.
04:45T-
04:46Give me a month and he'll be head over heels!
04:48The only reason I went through this is because you told me to!
04:52Results for today's battle.
04:54Hayasaka loses.
05:01So far going to sleep?
05:02The impeding elephants.
05:04Jesus.
05:05Most students are purebloods who started Shuchin in elementary school.
05:09Right.
05:09Some probably weren't very thrilled when they caught wind of your re-election.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Fortunately, there's a girl with enough popularity and charisma to sway the purebloods.
05:18I'm talking about-
05:20None other than Shunomiya.
05:23You just officially lost my fault, Miyuki!
05:26Wait.
05:27Were you referring to yourself?
05:28Get your life together and just walk through the door!
05:37Are you here for someone in particular?
05:40Yes.
05:41Shunomiya.
05:42Yes.
05:45Hey, hey!
05:46No.
05:50No.
05:50No!
05:51So, what did you wanna talk about?
05:53I've decided I need you.
05:54No!
05:56No!
05:58No!
05:59No!
06:00No!
06:01No!
06:02No!
06:02Oh, why wouldn't they be dating?
06:07This is getting juicy.
06:09I love the juice box.
06:11I'm drinking juice.
06:28Everyone's staring out the windows.
06:32Oh, ask Kaguya to be in charge of your speeches like you want.
06:36Get it over and done with already.
06:39You, um, got something to say?
06:41Why'd you heartless?
06:42Yeah, so about that.
06:43The air behind the school was permeated with expectation of a manly confession of love from Shirogane.
06:49I was wondering if you'd agree to be in charge of my speeches.
07:03Oh my god.
07:07Oh my god.
07:09Drama!
07:13Shin-nomiya.
07:15Yes?
07:18Oh.
07:21I wanted to make Kaguya Shin-nomiya confess her undying love to me.
07:25Hey, we come from different backgrounds, so I thought her confession would be necessary before we could date as equals.
07:31Perhaps it's time.
07:33Hey, listen.
07:35Would you mind being in charge of my campaign speeches?
07:37Oh boy.
07:41You are hopeless.
07:42Whether it's about speeches or anything else, I have one thing to say.
07:46And it's the same response.
07:48For all of your questions.
07:50Yes.
07:51It's my pleasure.
07:52What's your language says it all, guys?
08:00Results for today's battle.
08:02Answer time.
08:04Thank you, guys!
08:06It's the start of the election arc everyone's been waiting for.
08:09Or it will be!
08:11After the break.
08:13He was so mad.
08:15Some people voted for me because they remembered my name, not what I did for the school.
08:20Who am I kidding? I've got this on lock.
08:22It's scary how popular I am.
08:24Why even bother campaigning?
08:26I didn't know that it still went by a landslide.
08:28Looks like a first year girl is in second place.
08:31Miko Ino, huh?
08:33Miko?
08:35Okay.
08:36Turns out I do know that name.
08:38Academically, she's at the top of her class.
08:40Uh-oh.
08:43Also, she's a very intense girl.
08:46Miko Ino.
08:47A first year student at ShuChin Academy.
08:50She's a talented youth who, like Shirogane, is at the top of her class.
08:55She's a diligent honor student with exemplary conduct.
08:58She's also only four foot eight.
09:00Cute, right?
09:02Cute, right?
09:03Hahahaha.
09:04Heard you're at the top of your class.
09:06Yes.
09:07I have been ever since day one.
09:09Oh, cool.
09:11Getting real world experience is equally essential.
09:14Oui.
09:15Does he really see himself as this girl's rival or is he just being petty?
09:18Has the king become complacent in his castle?
09:21Or is he every bit as careless as he appears to be?
09:24There's no excuse for that kind of carelessness.
09:27You may be fine doing nothing, but we're inviting students the chance to ponder alternative political platforms like a wholesome
09:32administration should.
09:34Through my campaign, I'll convey that message to every student who lends an ear.
09:39Jeez.
09:40You keep that silver tongue well polished, don't you?
09:42It's pink, you dummy.
09:47Hmm.
09:52Hmm.
09:58They really did that.
09:59Once I'm elected as student council president, would you be my vice president and run the school by my side?
10:05What?
10:09Hehehehehe.
10:10You seem like a sensible girl.
10:12Can you convince your friends to change your mind before mistakes are made?
10:15No.
10:16Fujiwara would make a suitable vice president from a logical standpoint.
10:20I can't think of a single person who compares.
10:23She took home the grand prize at the National PTA Piano Competition.
10:26How amazing is that?
10:28Way back in fourth grade.
10:29She also speaks five different languages.
10:32Ever since I was a little kid,
10:34I've played the piano and idolized Fujiwara.
10:37Yeah.
10:39Praise me now.
10:39If there's one thing I know for sure, it's that Fujiwara is incredible.
10:42I refuse to back down on my ideals.
10:45If I wasn't sure before, I am now.
10:47Fujiwara and I are going to win.
10:49Don't take a slight leap.
10:51A few compliments and suddenly you're on her side.
10:54Personally, I wouldn't worry too much, Prez.
10:57How come?
10:58Easy.
10:59Just read the flyer.
11:01Shaved heads, no cell phones, and weekly bag checks.
11:03Her strict policy is more a flaw than it is.
11:06Jesus.
11:07As for Kaguya...
11:10Where did everybody go?
11:19All right.
11:20They said the election arc starts.
11:22So I wonder how long it will go for.
11:24Yeah.
11:26So those flyers just say we're going to shave our heads and do bag checks and not have cell phones?
11:31It's a radical change that they want to make.
11:34And she thinks that's going to...
11:35It's very restrictive and probably not to the benefit of the students' enjoyment of school.
11:42I, Miko Hino, pledge to enact the below ordinances in order to promote a healthy student environment and create a
11:50better, brighter sushin.
11:52Sushin.
11:53Crew cuts for boys and pigtail braids for girls.
11:58Minimum skirt length of 10 centimeters below the knees, no decorative accessories.
12:04Did it pan down?
12:07Cell phones, right?
12:08Maybe it didn't pan down.
12:09It doesn't pan down, but there was a cell phone with an X and it said the possession of...
12:13All right.
12:14Hands up.
12:15The possession of mobile phones shall be prohibited.
12:18Bags shall be inspected on a weekly basis.
12:21Damn.
12:21Can you see the fourth one, like, right?
12:24I'm sure it's not good.
12:27All right.
12:27So this is going to be not as...
12:30Like, she seemed to be like, oh, man, this is going to be a rival.
12:32Yeah.
12:32I'm sure.
12:33You would think that she could, you know, rival him on the big points.
12:38But I'm thinking about me being in school.
12:39I don't want to be forced to have to have a proof cut, you know?
12:42Yeah.
12:42I don't want to change it up or something, you know?
12:44So...
12:45Yep.
12:45I think that...
12:47I mean, back when I was a kid, we didn't have mobile phones at school.
12:50So I would have been used to that.
12:52Sure.
12:52Nowadays, I feel like kids are like, oh, no, my phone.
12:54Hmm.
12:55But they're still not supposed to use them at school.
12:57You just, like, keep them in your locker or something or in your bag or something.
13:00Hmm.
13:01Gotcha.
13:02Dude, the confession moment outside.
13:04One, I like the, like, Hiaska trying to, like, charm him.
13:10Yeah.
13:11I thought that was an interesting little segment.
13:13But he said, like, there's someone else I like.
13:15And I wonder if that's part of what she's using, too, whenever she says, like, the answer
13:20to this question and any question you ask is the same.
13:25Like, is that fed to that?
13:26Yes, it's my pleasure.
13:27But you need to ask the question, but you already know what the answer's gonna be.
13:31That's crazy.
13:32You know?
13:32Yeah.
13:33In front of an audience, too.
13:34That was a good one.
13:36So it's interesting.
13:37She's kind of putting it out there, but not so much to where anything's going on now.
13:42He will still have to make the first move and do the confessing like she wants.
13:47But it takes some weight off him of knowing what she'll say, at least, I guess.
13:52Sure.
13:52But he still doesn't want to be the one to make the first move.
13:55He wants her to because he already knows that she's at a higher class, like, status
13:59type of thing.
13:59So it helps to make them more equal or whatever.
14:04Sure.
14:04I don't know what to expect to have happen with this.
14:06As in him pulling himself up to her, she is pulling him up to her.
14:12I love the announcer guy so much, the narrator.
14:16She's so good.
14:17During the first segment whenever he's like, oh, and she's already saying, she's up for
14:21a little some-some.
14:22Some-some-some-some-some-some.
14:24Yeah, dude.
14:25He just goes for her.
14:26I love it.
14:27That part of it was so funny.
14:29This means that she's okay with being a side piece.
14:33Could he be my soulmate?
14:35Could he be my soulmate?
14:41He like honks that.
14:43Some-some-some-some.
14:45That's the way he said it.
14:47I just love the way he voice acts all of the marriage and stuff.
14:51It's so good.
14:52It's funny.
14:52I love it.
14:54Yeah, I don't know if the election arc continues from here or not, but he...
14:57Hopefully it's at least like just one more episode maybe.
14:59Hopefully, yeah.
14:59And we'll just go through that.
15:01Yep.
15:01That can still be an arc, I guess.
15:03It could.
15:04But yeah.
15:05Especially with the mini-episodes every episode.
15:07Yeah, I know, right?
15:08It feels like we have to zoom through stuff.
15:09Yeah, it does.
15:11I kind of like it, too.
15:12Yeah.
15:13Let's zoom on.
15:14Zoom it on!
15:14Thank you guys so much for watching this episode of Gooey Asama with us.
15:18We're zooming on.
15:20Two episodes a week over at blindwave.com.
15:23That means that we are quite a ways ahead.
15:27Like a really long way ahead.
15:28You could spend the rest of your day watching the reaction if you want.
15:31It's going to be a long day.
15:33Eat, though.
15:34Don't die.
15:35Make sure you eat.
15:36Eat!
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