00:00So if a photon is directed through a plane with two slits in it and either slip is observed, it
00:04will not go through both slits.
00:06If it's unobserved, it will.
00:07However, if it's observed after it's left the plane but before it hits its target, it will not have gone
00:11through both slits.
00:12Agreed. What's your point?
00:14There's no point. I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.
00:23Excuse me.
00:24Hang on.
00:29One across is Aegean. Eight down is Nabokov. Twenty-six across is MCM. Fourteen down is... Move your finger.
00:38Phylum, which makes fourteen across Port-au-Prince.
00:42See? Papa Doc's capital idea. That's Port-au-Prince.
00:47Haiti.
00:49Can I help you?
00:51Yes.
00:53Um, is this the high-IQ Sparm Bank?
00:59If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.
01:03I think this is the place.
01:06Fill these out.
01:07Thank you. We'll be right back.
01:09Oh, take your time. I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.
01:13Oh, wait.
01:15Wait.
01:16Wait.
01:19Wait.
01:21Wait.
01:25Leonard, I don't think I can do this.
01:27What are you kidding? You're a semi-pro.
01:31No. We are committing genetic fraud.
01:34There's no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-IQ offspring. Think about that.
01:38I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers.
01:43Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional T1 bandwidth in the
01:48apartment?
01:48I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. If there's some poor woman who's going to pin
01:54her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should
01:58use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
02:02I'm sure she'll still love him.
02:04I wouldn't.
02:07Well, what do you want to do?
02:09I want to leave.
02:10Okay.
02:12What's the protocol for leaving?
02:13I don't know. I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.
02:18Let's try just walking out.
02:20Okay.
02:32Bye.
02:32Bye-bye.
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