- 11 hours ago
Your Friends Neighbors S2e10
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:12THE END
00:12Are you sure he's dead?
00:16He has no pulse.
00:17Check again.
00:26Nothing.
00:27Is he breathing?
00:28He's not breathing.
00:30I don't have to check.
00:31Dead people don't breathe.
00:32I'm calling 9-1-1.
00:33No, hang on, hang on.
00:34Look, look, look, look.
00:35We need to make sure we get our story straight.
00:37There's no story.
00:38We gotta call 9-1-1 right now.
00:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40The morning's right.
00:41I mean, this does not look good.
00:42Yeah, and the longer we wait, the worse it looks.
00:44It was self-defense.
00:45He pulled a gun.
00:46Hey, it was three against one.
00:47He had a fucking gun.
00:48Yeah, fine.
00:48I know.
00:49Just calm down, all right?
00:51What do you mean calm down?
00:52What we need to do is call 9-1-1 right the fuck now.
00:55Or should we call a lawyer?
00:57Kat Resnick.
00:58Yes.
00:58No, no.
01:00That's a bad idea.
01:00She beat a murder rap for you.
01:02Because I didn't do it.
01:02We didn't do this.
01:04We didn't not do it.
01:05Fuck this.
01:06I'm definitely calling 9-1-1.
01:07No.
01:08What the fuck?
01:09I am not getting arrested again.
01:12I almost went to prison for years,
01:16and I wasn't even there when Paul died.
01:18This time, I hate to break it to you,
01:20we were all in the room.
01:22It was an accident.
01:23Yeah, an accident with a gun.
01:25Nick, I'm sorry,
01:27but I am not going down for another death that is not on me.
01:32Nah, you sound crazy.
01:33He's crazy.
01:34He, you know he's crazy, right?
01:38He's not crazy.
01:39What?
01:40Cooper's handling his money.
01:42Ash was investing in your chip.
01:44We all, we all had dealings with him.
01:46So what?
01:47So it's not a slam dunk.
01:49And you're a celebrity.
01:50Again, so what?
01:50They'll go out of their way to make sure you don't get any special treatment.
01:54Me?
01:55Why me?
01:55You're the one who clocked him on the fucking head.
01:57You set him on fire!
01:58I set him on fire!
01:59I'm just saying hell of my walk.
02:01That's all I'm saying.
02:02Whoa!
02:03You know what?
02:04Fuck this.
02:05I'm out.
02:21Fuck!
02:23We have a decision to make.
02:30And once we make it, we have to stick to it.
02:33Coop's right.
02:34We get an aggressive, ambitious prosecutor.
02:36He won't care about the truth and care about getting a win.
02:40Nick, your being here changes this from a local story to a national one.
02:47The media will eat it up.
02:51Your TV career will be over.
02:53I'll be toast and cooped.
02:54Okay, we get it.
02:59We've all got a lot to lose.
03:05We're all in this together.
03:11You guys are my best friends.
03:16I'll stick to whatever you decide.
03:21But whatever we do here,
03:28we have to do it together.
03:36Okay.
03:40So anyone know where we can get rid of a body?
03:48How the fuck we do is this?
03:54I can't do it.
03:54I can't do it together.
04:03I rot in it.
04:04I'm looking at all the kids.
04:05I use real-life stuff.
04:05But I'm going to get a lake.
04:05I'm having fun.
04:05I'm using a glass of coffee.
04:05I'm coming out of a bowl.
04:06I'm getting ready.
04:19Oh, shit.
04:56Coop, what's wrong?
04:57I was just thinking about his daughter.
05:00Oh, damn, I forgot about that.
05:02Yeah, she's at Mel's tonight.
05:03She didn't want to be here for his date with Sam.
05:06She's gonna wake up without a father.
05:13If it means anything,
05:16I don't think they were very close.
05:20Yeah, that sounded shitty. Sorry.
05:26Does it really change anything?
05:34Maybe we should just leave him here?
05:36He was drunk and high and he fell down.
05:38I don't know, man. We all fought with him.
05:40He'll find our DNA under his fingernails or something.
05:43We could put him in a bath.
05:44I don't think there's any version of this where he doesn't look like he's been killed,
05:47and I'm not leaving his body here for his daughter to find tomorrow.
05:50Okay, okay.
05:51So we take him out to Lewisboro and we drop him in the river before the sun comes up.
05:56Damn.
05:58Yeah, that sounded shitty too, okay.
06:02Let's go get him.
06:10You wanna jump in here?
06:13Grab a limb?
06:15I just had the vasectomy.
06:16I can't do any heavy lifting for a week.
06:19Seriously?
06:19Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know we'd be moving a body tonight.
06:24All right, man.
06:26Wow. On three?
06:28Yeah.
06:30All right, ready. One, two, three.
06:34You good?
06:35Barney, go get your car, pull it around.
06:37No, no, no, no. You know how absorbent that leather is?
06:39Are you serious right now?
06:41It's evidence, all right? I don't want his blood in my car.
06:44Well, mine is too small. What do you think we're gonna do? Call a fucking Uber?
06:47We didn't think this through.
06:48No shit!
06:49It's fine. We'll take Ash's Escalade.
07:01A paper shadow in a house of stone
07:05The wooden flag of a drifting dreamboat
07:11I never knew how far the ride was gonna go
07:15Till I look back at the smoke
07:19You can't keep up with the Joneses
07:24Don't wanna run for the roses
07:29I got my pocket opposing
07:35I don't keep up with the Joneses
07:36Sometimes I wonder why
07:37Sometimes I wonder why
07:39I just don't have the Joneses
07:45Don't wanna smell the dying roses
07:50I got my pocket full of roses
07:53I got my pocket full of roses
07:55I don't keep up with the Joneses
08:00I don't keep up with the Joneses
08:15Just let me explain
08:16It's not what it looked like
08:17It doesn't look like anything
08:18Because I didn't see it
08:19Because I was never here
08:20Hey, come on
08:21Come on, come on, come on, come on
08:22Wait, no, are you kidding me?
08:23Please, please, please, please, please, please, please
08:24Look, I know it's a lot, okay?
08:28Ash is dead?
08:31Yes
08:34Oh my God
08:36And you guys killed him?
08:37No, we didn't kill him
08:38No, we didn't
08:39Not on purpose
08:40Oh, well, that's okay then
08:41Okay, hey, come on
08:42Come on, get out of my window
08:43Give me a second, please
08:44I need to tell you what happened
08:46No, you don't need to tell me what happened
08:48Because I don't wanna know what happened
08:50Because if you tell me what happened
08:51Then that makes me complicit
08:53Or an accessory or whatever
08:57Oh my God
08:59Oh my God, I'm gonna be a suspect
09:01No
09:02Of course I'm gonna be a suspect
09:03Because this is the second man I've been with
09:05Who got killed
09:06Well, technically Paul, killed himself
09:07I mean, I think they're gonna arrest me
09:09And I'm gonna have to go through this all over again
09:11Okay, okay, you're freaking out
09:12Which is totally understandable
09:12What is it about me
09:13That I keep getting myself into these messes?
09:15I mean, I'm not so different from everyone else, am I?
09:18I mean, why does every relationship I have
09:20Lead to criminal charges?
09:22I mean, what am I doing wrong?
09:24I asked myself the exact same question
09:26You're right
09:28They're gonna look at you too
09:30And you actually did it
09:31I didn't do anything
09:32I saw you carrying the body
09:33Well, I, I, yes, I did that
09:35But there were mitigating circumstances
09:36Oh my God
09:37Oh my God
09:38Oh my God
09:38Can I just please say something?
09:39No!
09:41Okay, yes
09:43What are you gonna tell me
09:44That will somehow make this better?
09:48We'll define better
09:49Oh my God
09:51Listen
09:53Hey
09:55Listen
09:57Look, he was high on coke and ketamine
10:01And he tried to shoot me
10:03Jesus
10:03Yeah
10:06Things got a little crazy
10:09Anyway, he slipped and fell on his head
10:12You didn't call any evidence?
10:14Well, we should've, yeah
10:16But obviously things didn't look great for us
10:20No, I guess not
10:23I was actually coming here to break up with him
10:27Well, uh
10:29One less thing to worry about
10:34They're gonna investigate me
10:37I mean, I got a rap sheet
10:39No, you didn't do anything
10:41It doesn't matter
10:41It's all I know we'll talk about
10:44But
10:44I just got out of exile
10:47I just started getting listings
10:50It's gonna be such a mess
10:52Well
10:54What if it never comes to that?
10:59Nobody
11:00No suspicious murder
11:04Just a
11:06Shady
11:08Billionaire
11:09Who
11:10Went off and disappeared for his own shady reasons
11:13Because
11:14What could possibly go wrong?
11:16I'm really hoping
11:18Nothing more
11:20How many terrible people go?
11:23I think I'm a good person
11:25But maybe I'm wrong
11:27I mean, maybe terrible people don't know they're terrible people
11:30And then we live in this terrible town
11:32Doing terrible things to each other
11:33And that's our punishment
11:35Punishment for what?
11:37For being terrible
11:48Where were you gonna go?
11:49With the body?
11:53Upstate? The river?
11:54The river's a bad idea
11:55You got any better ones?
11:57The Crosby House on Sutherland
11:59It's a knockdown
12:00I brought Maggie and Suzanne there to do it
12:02They dug the pool
12:04They're pouring concrete next week
12:07You bury him there
12:08They pour the concrete
12:12Oh
12:13Uh
12:16Thanks Sam
12:17Yeah
12:18Don't mention it
12:20Okay
12:22Seriously
12:23Like ever
12:26Okay
12:27Yep
12:27Alright
12:28Jesus Christ
12:29You good?
12:30Yeah, I'm good
12:33Oh
12:34Oh
12:35Oh shit
12:35What? What happened?
12:36It's my back
12:37Jesus
12:38Guess I'm moving three dead bodies
12:41Jesus Christ
12:42Oh shit
12:45Oh
12:47Fuck
12:47Oh
13:19Oh
13:21That's
13:23Oh
13:24Oh my god
13:26Oh my god
13:33What the fuck?
14:16Get the fuck out of the hell, get out of the-
14:45Where's Barney?
14:46Barney!
14:48Barney!
14:49Fuck!
14:55Oh, shit!
14:56Oh, shit!
14:56Where's Barney?
14:56Oh, Barney!
14:57Oh, shit! Jesus Christ!
14:59Okay, I got you.
15:00I got you.
15:02Ash!
15:04I don't think he made it out.
15:07Oh, shit.
15:09Come on.
15:10Fuck out of here.
15:18You think anyone will find him?
15:22I mean, that was pretty deep.
15:25Maybe it really just ends here.
15:29I could be right.
15:32Even if they do find him, there's nothing to trace it back to us.
15:36He got fucked up and drove into the lake.
15:39Open and shut.
15:41Exactly.
15:44Except he's in the back seat.
16:10Except he's in the back seat.
16:20And then he's in the back seat.
16:24He's down and he's in the back seat.
16:24He's in the back seat.
16:33He's not en masse, only a few days.
16:42And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
16:48The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
16:53I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
16:59When people run in circles, it's a very, very mad
17:11Mad world
17:15Children waiting for the day they feel good
17:20Happy birthday
17:22Shock is a funny thing
17:24Sometimes it's so subtle, so carefully integrated into your mental survival process
17:29That you don't even know you're in it
17:32Other times, it lands on you like a fucking anvil
17:38The three of us crossed a line that night, and we knew it
17:41Whether or not we'd get away with it remained to be seen
17:45We shared a secret now, a big one
17:48And I was reminded of an old Ben Franklin quote
17:52Three can keep a secret
17:55If two of them are dead
17:56And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
18:05The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
18:10I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
18:17The people run in circles
18:19It's a very, very mad world
18:29Mad world
18:33I'm telling you, someone killed him
18:36I mean, who just disappears like that?
18:38Maybe I just need to get away from it all for a little while
18:40I mean, don't you guys ever just want to not go home for a week or so?
18:45He wasn't married
18:47Fair point
18:48I just can't believe we're all sitting here dealing with another murder
18:52Paul was a suicide, it's not the same
18:54Well, no way it ashed himself
18:57We don't know that he's even dead
18:59He's got a teenage daughter, he wouldn't just leave her
19:02Unless he was in trouble
19:03I mean, I liked the guy and all, but he was a pretty shady character
19:08I heard he was some kind of arms dealer
19:10I heard that too
19:14Anyone else here get a visit from the FBI?
19:17Yep, I did it
19:19Did you get that woman?
19:23Agent Isles
19:24Yeah, me too
19:25She was really obnoxious
19:27Gretchen almost took a swing at her
19:30I thought she was kind of hot
19:32I can see that
19:32Right?
19:36No, but seriously
19:38Nash probably dealt with a lot of dangerous people
19:40You guys were at his place in the Hamptons when the FBI raided it, weren't you?
19:43Yeah, it was something
19:45He didn't seem too fazed by
19:46What about you, Barney?
19:48Any theories?
19:50I think a guy with that kind of money wants to disappear
19:52He can disappear
19:54Or else it's karma
19:56You don't get to be that rich and handsome
19:58Without paying for it somewhere along the line
20:00Well, whatever happens
20:02It's gonna come out
20:05It always does
20:07It's getting too hot in here
20:11Shit
20:26What's with him?
20:28Hey
20:29Wasn't Ash gonna invest in his gems?
20:32He approached us about it
20:34But I don't know how serious he was
20:35Well
20:37If he ever comes back
20:38Probably throw one hell of a party
20:40That's for sure
20:41He was insane
20:45Remember the violin?
20:46That was so good
20:53I haven't cried
20:55Is that bad?
20:57No, it's not
20:58There's no right way for you to be feeling right now
21:02You
21:03And your dad had a complicated relationship
21:06It's a complicated situation
21:08It's
21:09It's gonna take some time to process that
21:12You
21:13I mean
21:13I loved him because I had to
21:15But
21:16What's the time I hated him?
21:19Well
21:20A lot of teenagers hate their parents
21:23Talk to my kids
21:24This is different
21:26I don't remember when I first realized
21:28But
21:29I've known for a while now that he was a bad guy
21:32He did bad things
21:34Maybe
21:36Maybe
21:36Maybe
21:37But
21:38You know
21:39That doesn't mean that you
21:40Can't still love him
21:42Or miss him
21:43They won't even say he's dead
21:45Well
21:46They
21:46They don't know
21:47I do
21:49If he was going on the run for some reason
21:52He'd have taken me
21:56I would have hated him for it
21:58Listen
21:58I know I'm a lot older than you
22:00But I did just lose my dad too
22:02And it's
22:03The first thing I think about every day
22:05I wake up thinking about it
22:06In fact
22:09That's grief
22:10But it's also comfort
22:12Because he's still with me
22:14He's still in me
22:18And that's the thing about parents
22:19You know
22:20Even when they're gone
22:22They're still with you
22:31Because I have to go
22:34Yeah
22:35Okay
22:37Oh
22:47I'm sure you have everything
22:50Yes
22:51Okay
22:52Thank you for letting me stay here for so long
22:55Of course
22:55We loved having you
22:56I mean
22:57Under the circumstances
22:58And you're welcome here
23:00Anytime
23:00Call us if you need anything
23:01Thanks
23:02Passport
23:04Ticket
23:05Phone
23:05You have everything
23:06Okay and I made you a lunch
23:08Because you know
23:09Plain food
23:09It's in your carrier
23:11Alright
23:12Thanks Mel
23:13Safe travels
23:17I warned you she was gonna be alive
23:18She's fine
23:19You should give her a break
23:24I'll miss you
23:26Me too
23:29Are you gonna be okay?
23:31Honestly
23:31I've lived with my aunt
23:33More than my father
23:33We have a good thing going
23:36It's not what I meant
23:37I know
23:38I know
23:55I know
24:03I know
24:07I know
24:09I know
24:09I know
24:09I know
24:17Poor thing.
24:20Thanks for letting her stay with us.
24:22Yes.
24:23Think she'll be back junior year?
24:26Her aunt says she's open to it.
24:30What about you, buddy?
24:31How are you holding up?
24:33Okay.
24:36What do you think happened to her father?
24:41Well, kiddo, I got no idea.
24:44Apparently, you have a lot of enemies.
24:48Who knows?
24:51Maybe he'll turn up?
24:53I think so.
24:58No, honey, I don't.
25:20You going somewhere?
25:24Does it have something to do with ash?
25:26Honestly, that was just the icing on the cake.
25:28Do you have any place in mind?
25:31I haven't gotten that far yet.
25:33First, I have to see what I can get for the suicide house.
25:36They say it shaves a quarter off the value.
25:39Are you sure?
25:40Yeah, well, there are some statistics that...
25:43No, no, no.
25:43I mean, are you sure about leaving?
25:45Oh.
25:46I'm not sure about anything these days.
25:48You ever hear the expression,
25:51we've just seen the elephant's tail?
25:53It's like the tip of the iceberg?
25:56No.
25:57I'm going to butcher it,
25:58but it's something like,
25:59if you see the elephant's tail,
26:00that means the elephant is almost gone.
26:02And who is the elephant in this parable?
26:04All the shit that you've been through
26:05over the last year and change.
26:07I mean, it feels like maybe you're leaving
26:09right when it's about to get good again.
26:12That is maybe
26:14the least cynical thing I've ever heard you say.
26:17Well, look at me.
26:18I don't know.
26:19You have...
26:21a home here.
26:22You have people here, you know?
26:24Do I?
26:25I mean, do you?
26:26Do any of us?
26:28I mean, they were so quick to write me off.
26:31And not just me.
26:32My kids, too.
26:37There's something about this town
26:39that makes you feel like
26:40you're one crappy day away
26:41from being kicked to the curb.
26:43The only thing worse than living in the fishbowl
26:45is being tossed out of it.
26:47You really think it'll be better someplace else?
26:49I think maybe I'd be better somewhere else.
26:52Somewhere where the cost of entry
26:53isn't so steep you sell your soul
26:55just to get through the door.
26:57Is that how you really feel,
26:58that you sold your soul?
26:59At a discount.
27:02Don't you?
27:03I mean,
27:05maybe I pawned it a couple times.
27:10Well,
27:12let's see what I get for the house.
27:14Speaking of which,
27:15I may have found what you asked for.
27:17Oh, you found her?
27:19Yeah, well,
27:19only two one-bedroom apartments
27:21were rented this last month.
27:22Can you text me the cheaper of the two?
27:24You got it.
27:27You're welcome.
27:29I have to go.
27:35I'll see you.
27:39Hey.
27:42There's always another elephant.
27:45Tell me about it.
28:01Ash's death was a tragic accident,
28:04but it had given me a way out of the trap I'd been in.
28:09$600 million back to Ash's estate.
28:12I'd return the other $400 million
28:13once Jack got it out of Excelsior.
28:17If Sam was right that I'd sold my soul,
28:19I figured a billion dollars
28:21should buy at least a piece of it back.
28:33All right,
28:34we're in here.
28:35Thank you so much.
28:37Hi.
28:38Hi.
28:39It was so good to see you.
28:40You look the same.
28:42Oh, my gosh.
28:42That's you.
28:44You look great.
28:45Listen,
28:46thanks for taking the time to be with me.
28:48I know how busy you are.
28:51Come on.
28:52Never too busy for an old friend.
28:54Besides,
28:55I'm so excited to see you so passionate
28:57about writing again.
28:59Back in college,
29:00you were such a great writer.
29:02So,
29:02I read your chapters.
29:03It's the first draft,
29:04and I am working on restructuring it,
29:07and I will be quiet now.
29:09This is very well written.
29:11It is intuitive,
29:13it's smart,
29:13and it's boring.
29:16Well,
29:16don't sugarcoat it.
29:17It's just missing
29:19a reason to exist.
29:21You know?
29:22I had thought that books on menopause
29:24were all the rage.
29:25They were.
29:26No, they're not.
29:29Well, shit.
29:31Can I be blunt with you?
29:32That, what,
29:33that wasn't blunt?
29:34I know what you went through
29:35last year
29:37when they arrested Coop.
29:39I mean,
29:40the fear,
29:41the betrayal,
29:42the sexual politics of it all.
29:44Yeah,
29:45it was,
29:45it was a lot.
29:47And that's the book
29:48you need to write.
29:48What?
29:49Yeah.
29:52No, but,
29:53that's my family.
29:55My life.
29:57Can't do that.
29:58True crime,
29:59sex,
30:00murder in the suburbs.
30:01It wasn't murder, actually.
30:02I could sell the shit
30:02out of that book.
30:04Sorry.
30:06I can't do that.
30:09I get it.
30:11You might not have
30:12the stomach for it.
30:13Most people don't.
30:15But you're a good writer, Mel.
30:17If you change your mind,
30:19you know where to find me.
30:27Look, man,
30:28the cops are looking for ash,
30:29the FBI and Interpol
30:31are sniffing around.
30:31I'm not touching
30:32any of the Jim accounting
30:34right now.
30:34No one's looking
30:35at your books.
30:35No, you don't know
30:36who's looking at what.
30:37Okay, but either way,
30:38the numbers aren't
30:39significant enough
30:39to generate any red flags.
30:41They were significant enough
30:42for you to want
30:42to hide them in there.
30:43As I said,
30:44it was an error
30:45in judgment.
30:46My company
30:46isn't your private bank,
30:48Barney.
30:48Okay, just hold on.
30:49Barney didn't take
30:50one cent out of the Jim.
30:52And you're not going to now?
30:54Not until all this blows over.
31:03You know what?
31:04I'm gonna go take a shower.
31:06Hey, we were gonna go
31:08get dinner.
31:08You want to come?
31:09No, you guys go
31:10without me.
31:11You sure?
31:12Buddy?
31:15You okay?
31:16He's pretty freaked out.
31:18What about you?
31:20I'm just doing
31:20what I always do.
31:22Just roll all my anxieties
31:23into a ball
31:24and push it deep down
31:24into my intestines
31:25and then do my best
31:26to pretend it's not fair.
31:27Hey, that's what I do.
31:28It's the best way.
31:29That's the only way.
31:30Hey, how'd it go?
31:32We are working on it.
31:35Great.
31:36I feel much better now.
31:37Look, until Ash resurfaces,
31:39it's too risky
31:40to move that money.
31:41Well, what about
31:41the baseball cards?
31:42Any dinner.
31:43Dios mÃo.
31:45You got me into this mess.
31:47Can you front me
31:48and then you can just
31:49keep it when you get it back?
31:50Yeah, I thought about that,
31:52but some that large,
31:53my wife will see it
31:54and then she'll want
31:55an explanation.
31:56You never lied to your wife?
31:57I'm a very bad liar.
31:59What about you?
32:00I'm a great liar.
32:02What?
32:02Come on, you and me
32:03are in the same boat.
32:04We're not in the same boat.
32:07Man, it must be nice
32:08to meet you guys.
32:10You just,
32:11you can't get your money
32:12so you just
32:13dip into your other pocket,
32:14grab a whole bunch
32:15of your other money
32:15until the first money's ready.
32:16There's no pockets.
32:18Fucking white people.
32:19I know, right?
32:20Oh, you're whiter than he is
32:21and that's saying something.
32:23Hey, Coop,
32:24what about all that ash money
32:25that didn't go into the front?
32:27Technically,
32:28you still have discretion, right?
32:29We could just grab
32:29a few hundred thousand
32:30and structure it as a loan,
32:32maybe, you know?
32:33What do you mean?
32:36Oh, God.
32:37Tell me you didn't.
32:38I did.
32:39You sent back
32:40six hundred million dollars
32:41just like that?
32:42Six hundred million dollars?
32:44You had that this whole time?
32:45It's actually a little bit
32:46over a billion.
32:47Are you kidding me?
32:47It wasn't my money.
32:48None of it's your money.
32:49We're fucking thieves!
32:50Hey, want to keep your voice down?
32:52What the fuck
32:52did you guys do to Nick?
32:53What?
32:54What do you mean?
32:55I mean,
32:55he's walking around
32:56like in some sad days
32:57like he doesn't know
32:58what to do with himself.
32:59Well, he and Ash
32:59were really friendly.
33:01I think he's still grieving.
33:02You're right.
33:03You are a bad liar.
33:10I'm in trouble here, cool?
33:13Look, Elena,
33:14we will get you your money.
33:16I promise.
33:16It's just going to take
33:17a little time.
33:18A lot of time.
33:21Let's go.
33:50It's just going to take a little time.
33:50I don't know.
34:22Are you kidding me?
34:24I was nowhere near your neighborhood.
34:30Come on, I just missed you.
34:32It's almost midnight.
34:34Yeah, so I knew you'd be up.
34:36How'd you find me?
34:38Sibling telepathy.
34:40Well, you should have called first.
34:43Yeah, well, you're not taking my calls.
34:44Well, exactly.
34:48You okay?
34:50Yeah.
34:52No, not really.
34:55Maid's day off, yada, yada, yada.
34:57You want some tea or something?
34:59Sure.
35:01Oh, I don't have any.
35:04This is nice.
35:06You think so?
35:07I'm still putting it together.
35:09Is that Dad's TV?
35:11Mom didn't want it.
35:19Do you want to talk about it?
35:21Not particularly, no.
35:28Every time I feel like I've found myself, I turn around and I realize I am more lost than ever.
35:35It's like I'm in this dream and I cannot wake up.
35:42Well, maybe it's just your turn to face the strange.
35:46What?
35:47You know.
35:49Turn and face the strange.
35:51Ch-ch-changes.
35:52It is.
35:53That's the lyric, seriously?
35:55Mm-hmm.
35:56I had no idea.
35:57Anyway, you've been living a very conventional life for a very long time, and no one gets
36:03through this without having to face the strange.
36:07You really find out who you are, and I guess now's your time.
36:15I know you're not a bad person, but it doesn't mean you couldn't be better.
36:21So much Dad was here.
36:25Andy.
36:28Would it be okay if I just crashed here tonight?
36:31Yeah, I'll go and.
36:34I'll find you a blanket.
36:37Or a really big coat.
36:57I'll find you a blanket.
37:02Let's go.
37:03All right.
37:04Let's do it.
37:08Father's Day at the club.
37:10It was amazing, and honestly a little demoralizing, how quickly this town could metabolize scandal
37:16and tragedy.
37:17A man we all knew had disappeared, was more than likely dead, and it was terrible and horrifying
37:23and inconceivable.
37:24And here we were, eating, drinking, and strutting our wares like our lives were a show.
37:30And come what may, the show must go on.
37:33Hey, Coop.
37:34Hey.
37:35How you doing?
37:35Good.
37:36Good.
37:36Kids making in for Father's Day?
37:38Yeah.
37:39Mike's here.
37:40Lynn and Val couldn't come in from L.A., so...
37:42You good?
37:43Yeah.
37:44Yeah.
37:45Everything okay?
37:49Um, yeah.
37:51Can I talk to you, actually?
37:53Sure.
37:53Yeah.
37:54Make turns, please.
37:56McAllen, from 527.
37:57Sure.
37:57I, um...
37:59What's up?
37:59I don't know if I should be talking about this.
38:01And maybe you shouldn't.
38:03I've been having an affair.
38:05Or, you know, just dive on in.
38:08Look, we've been very, very discreet.
38:10Yeah, I know.
38:11It's Diane Miller, right?
38:12Fuck.
38:13Fuck!
38:15How did you know?
38:16Oh, God.
38:17Does everybody know?
38:17Oh, buddy.
38:18No, it's just me.
38:21Can anyone have a damn secret in this town?
38:24How long you lived here?
38:26Too long.
38:27I just...
38:29I don't know what to do, Coop.
38:30I mean, this thing with Diane.
38:32It's taking on a life of its own.
38:33You're asking me for my advice?
38:35Yes, buddy.
38:36Please.
38:37Stop fucking your friend's wife.
38:38I'm just gonna throw that out there.
38:40We love each other.
38:42You're in love with Diane Miller?
38:44Yes.
38:45No.
38:45What you love is fucking someone new.
38:48Someone who actually thinks it's exciting to fuck someone new, too.
38:51Right?
38:52It's exciting, and it's risky, and it's sexy, and it's wrong.
38:56But it's not love.
38:58Look, Lisa and I, we've been unhappy for a long time.
39:01Yeah, because Lisa's fucking intolerable.
39:04Oh, Jesus Christ.
39:05It's a divorce, sir.
39:06But don't blow up your friend's marriage along with it.
39:10You know, I thought maybe you'd be a little more understanding.
39:13Why?
39:14Because I'm the guy who gets to fuck new people?
39:16Come on.
39:16You know what I'm doing when I'm not fucking new people, which is almost every day, by the
39:19way?
39:19I'm sitting on my couch alone, watching movies that they don't make anymore.
39:24Feeling sorry for myself, and feeling like I could disappear tomorrow, and it would take
39:27a few days for anyone to even realize that I'm gone.
39:30Jesus Christ, Coop.
39:32Look, there is no happy ending for you and Diane in this scenario.
39:36Do you understand?
39:37No.
39:37You can keep fucking each other until you get caught, and you blow up both of your
39:41lives, or you can grow up, you can chalk it up to temporary insanity, and go back and
39:48figure out if you have a marriage worth saving.
39:50But you just said she is intolerable.
39:52Yeah, I'm not married to her.
39:56You asked me.
40:00I did.
40:02Easy.
40:05What's going on, buddy?
40:09I'm worried about Nick.
40:11Those FBI agents really got in his head.
40:14Well, they talked to everybody.
40:16They didn't single us out.
40:17Tell that to him.
40:21Can you go talk to him, please?
40:22I'll be there to serve you.
40:23I'm really not his favorite person right now.
40:25Talk to him.
40:27He's your friend.
40:29Hey.
40:30Why are you so crazy?
40:31Dad.
40:35Hey, Nick.
40:36Hey.
40:38You want a drink?
40:40Did you leave any?
40:42Okay, I'm fine.
40:45You don't sound fine.
40:46What do you want me to say, Barney?
40:50We killed him.
40:51Not that.
40:52You're starters.
40:53I haven't been able to sleep since that night.
40:55Listen, I'm in this with you, okay?
40:57So it's Coop.
40:58Oh, my God.
40:59We're going to get through this, but not if you get drunk.
41:01I do something crazy, right?
41:03You do that, it's game over for all of us.
41:06There's no way we're going to get away with this.
41:07We will if we keep our heads.
41:10Our DNA is all over that house.
41:12I was looking at that house.
41:13Fibers, hair.
41:14I don't have any hair.
41:15Oh, fuck you, trying to be funny right now.
41:17You were supposed to protect me.
41:18Hey, what happened that night was a little bit beyond my job description.
41:22Barney, I'm talking about the other thing.
41:25Fuck.
41:28Nick.
41:28You must think I'm really stupid.
41:31How many times can I apologize, huh?
41:34You have my word I will never do anything like that again.
41:37I know you won't.
41:40What?
41:40Because you're fired.
41:47Well, now I think you're really stupid.
41:50They all know.
41:51What?
41:52Who?
41:53Everybody, we just all know about the DUI.
41:56Them?
41:57Come on.
41:59Fuck those guys.
42:01That's the thing about this place.
42:03Word travels fast.
42:05But take it from an expert.
42:07Next week, someone's going to fuck their nanny or sleep with a trainer or go to rehab.
42:11Or some stupid shit and your little snafu will be conveniently forgotten.
42:17I think I made a mistake.
42:19You definitely made a mistake, kiddo.
42:21No, I mean with college.
42:23How about that?
42:25I just felt like everything was speeding up.
42:28Like it was all just coming at me so fast.
42:31I mean, I couldn't get any time to think things through.
42:37No, I'm screwed.
42:39No, you're not.
42:41You woke up.
42:42You questioned your path.
42:43That's so much better to do now when you're young.
42:46It gets a hell of a lot mess here when you get older, okay?
42:49You want to go to college?
42:50You're going to go to college.
42:52It might not be next year.
42:54It might not be Princeton.
42:56But you will get to where you want to go.
43:00And if you don't want to do it, you want to do something else?
43:03We will figure that out, too.
43:07I don't know how things got so fucked up.
43:09Tell me about it.
43:10Are you two going?
43:13Leave me alone, man.
43:14Hey, whoa, okay, what the fuck?
43:17Hey, guys, seriously, you guys.
43:20Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck?
43:22Jesus Christ.
43:25Oh, my God.
43:31Oh, God.
43:34Really?
43:36The club had a three-page list of rules pertaining to decorum, but I don't think any of them really
43:40covered this sort of thing.
43:42Still, I was pretty sure we'd each be getting an official warning letter, along with a hefty fine.
43:48A little help?
43:49Fuck you, Coop.
43:57This is another fine mess you've gotten us into.
44:02Drink.
44:05Absolutely.
44:16What was that with you and Nick?
44:18I don't know.
44:19He was drunk.
44:20I was trying to get him to step out before he embarrassed himself, which clearly didn't go according to plan.
44:25That was number three.
44:29Number three what?
44:31That was the third lie you told me.
44:33What are you talking about?
44:34What lies?
44:37I don't trust you, Barney.
44:38I'm going to have a baby, and I don't know who my husband is anymore.
44:42Grace, look, I don't know what you're thinking.
44:45I don't want to hear a fourth.
44:48I don't know what you're talking about.
44:51Okay.
44:51Look, um, let's get the kids to bed, and then we'll talk about this, okay?
45:00I don't know what you're talking about.
45:02No.
45:02You're not coming home with us.
45:06What?
45:07I'll pack you a bag and leave it out front later.
45:09What are you talking about?
45:11Where am I supposed to go?
45:13Literally anywhere else.
45:17Grace.
45:18Grace, come on. Grace.
45:20Fingers.
45:23Grace, all right, okay?
45:26Let's talk about this, okay?
45:29The last thing I want to do right now is talk to you.
45:32What the hell is it, Elena?
45:44What the hell are you doing?
45:46Don't you do it?
45:49We thought you were going to come alone.
45:53Why?
45:55You wanted to do something with me.
45:58Diablo.
45:59I don't know.
46:00Muchacho.
46:02Venga.
46:03Te la fuck.
46:12What the fuck are you doing?
46:14Holy shit.
46:15This wasn't the deal.
46:17Man, esta vaina, muchachole.
46:19You're not going to be able to sell that.
46:21They're too traceable.
46:22Don't be stupid.
46:26You got a better idea?
46:28Hmm?
46:31Okay.
46:32Those are worth a lot more than what I owe.
46:35Uh-huh, it is.
46:37Feli, just leave the ring.
46:39Okay, take the watch.
46:41All right.
46:50I had to make it look real, right?
46:53Walked in and a burglar came and pow.
46:57Poor Elena.
47:00I'll probably give you a raise.
47:21What the hell was that between Nick and Prince?
47:24Uh, Nick had a little too much to drink.
47:26When he tried to stop him, it did not go well.
47:29It was extra?
47:30Yeah, it was.
47:33I'm his grandpa.
47:37I do too, buddy.
47:39It's your first Father's Day without him.
47:41I'm sorry.
47:41Maybe we should have skipped the club this year.
47:46You know what?
47:47We still can't.
47:47Oh, my God.
47:57I'm sorry.
48:04Come on.
48:05Come on.
48:07Come on.
48:09Wow.
48:09Hey, Papa.
48:12Hey.
48:14Hi.
48:14Hi.
48:15Hi.
48:15Hi.
48:15Hi.
48:16Hi.
48:16Hi.
48:16Hi.
48:20Penny for your thoughts?
48:24Do you ever wonder if we need all of this?
48:29The houses, the cars, the clothes?
48:31What are we talking about here?
48:32Do you think we're even capable of scaling back?
48:35Smaller house, less debt, less...
48:37Do you not remember our apartment on Bank Street?
48:40I remember cockroaches.
48:43Okay, yes.
48:45It wasn't exactly a palace, but...
48:49When we were 25, I felt like we won the lottery.
48:53I didn't grow up with any of that stuff. You didn't either.
48:57My parents wanted me to be a professor, for Christ's sake.
49:01You were ambitious.
49:03So?
49:05You went after it.
49:06And I love that about you.
49:08You're so bland.
49:14For me, it was never about the house, the jewelry, the car, the country club.
49:24It's about you.
49:29You think that's what ruined us?
49:32You think we're ruined?
49:34Come on. You know what I mean.
49:37All I know is I would have traded all of it to keep our family together.
49:44Okay.
49:46If you tell me we have to scale back, sell the house, move somewhere else, I will get with the
49:51program, but on one condition.
49:53What's that?
49:54You start telling me the truth.
49:58About what?
49:59Yeah.
50:02Exactly.
50:10I need to, uh, deal with this.
50:13Mm-hmm.
50:15Excuse me.
50:17Saved by a bell.
50:34Not a great time.
50:39No, I guess it's not.
50:40You hear anything about Ash?
50:45I did not.
50:46You think he'll be back?
50:49I think we both know he won't be.
50:56Okay.
50:56What's this?
50:58The flash drive with a video of you.
51:01Held up your end. There it is.
51:04Okay.
51:05Thanks.
51:07The money was sent back.
51:11No one told you to do that.
51:12Well, I figured it's Ash's money. You'd sort it out.
51:14It's not all Ash's money.
51:16Yeah? Whose money is it?
51:18That's a conversation for another time.
51:19The point is, I'm wiring it back into your account.
51:22Well, I don't want it.
51:23And I wouldn't have wanted it,
51:24even if you hadn't pulled that stunt with the van.
51:27What van?
51:27Come on.
51:28You seriously gonna stand here and tell me that wasn't you?
51:31I thought I covered that with what van?
51:34Believe me or don't, it changes nothing.
51:38But you may want to consider the other possibility.
51:41Yeah, what's that?
51:44What? Cricket Birch? Bullshit.
51:47Why, because you fucked her?
51:49Grow up, Cooke.
51:52You know, there's a version of this
51:54where I might turn out to be the only friend you have.
51:57Is this that version?
51:59Well, not soon enough, eh?
52:02You know, a little tip.
52:04Sometimes it helps if you just say the thing you're talking about.
52:23No matter how comfortable we get with them, there will eventually be a reckoning with all the lies we tell.
52:29The lies we've lived.
52:32The lies we tell to survive.
52:36The lies we tell our spouses.
52:41The lies we tell ourselves.
52:44But sometimes, in between all the lies, the truth still manages to shine through.
52:49The simple joy of bowling with my family on Father's Day.
52:52The laughter of my kids.
52:54The increasingly rare feeling of being exactly where I belonged.
52:58The idea that maybe I could somehow outrun all the lies and find a simpler and more honest way to
53:03live.
53:04Like my father.
53:07The ground was still shifting under my feet, but it seemed as if some bit of the clarity and purpose
53:12he possessed had been left behind for me.
53:14And in spite of everything, I was feeling hopeful again.
53:22But a smarter man would have looked at his own tapestry of lies and understood that it was only a
53:29matter of time before someone started pulling at a thread.
54:03And then after a moment, there will be times with all theücklich bears dwellings.
54:03There is a little weak rebuild that lies and the lazuli possibly killed.
54:03There is a evidentcy of the player from the LGBT fairy woods.
54:06invariably a little bit, that was the case of messenger bears Hollander.
54:08Jammer T veggies, having aé€ cant lives as an accidental fatigue situation and have an extraordinary situation that I need
54:09do.
54:09Number 4, 18 AM
54:12Number 4, 18 AM
Comments