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OFF CAMPUS TV Series - EP 5
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00:15Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:20Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more, Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:15Hey!
01:16Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:21People just said I couldn't get no light
01:24Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:27Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
01:30It's not what I get from my days
01:33I said, watch me since the day I'm fired
01:37Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
01:40I love you
01:42You held my hand and let me back to leave
01:48We ground our sins all night and held at the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heavens
02:01Well, if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:11People just said I couldn't get no light
02:14Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:18Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:26-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:34-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:37-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:38-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:38-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
02:49No one found that surprising
02:52I fall asleep with the measurement
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02The future said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing pieces like a taxi driver
03:11If that's what I get for my desire
03:14Then watch me set the bed on fire
03:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:52Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that
03:55Okay, rude, but that's not what
03:59Mom?
03:59Are you there? I can't see you
04:01Fuck
04:02I mean, those kids are a blessing, but they're a lot
04:15You say that every year, and every year you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave and the house
04:19is empty again
04:20I know
04:20What are you doing this year, honey? Are you going to go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no, Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving, so I'm going to stay for that
04:28Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun
04:31What are you going to bring? You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:36Yeah, yeah, but
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed
04:39We won't
04:40Text Garrett, ask him how many people are going
04:43Uh, hi, um
04:46Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:49Uh
04:51Introduce me
04:52No, Mom
04:53Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Hi, Mrs. Wells
04:57Hi, please, call me Carrie
05:00Look at you
05:01Uh, you weren't exaggerating, Hannah
05:03He's so handsome
05:05Okay, hanging up now
05:06Hey, Gary
05:07Hannah's dad is going to be so jealous
05:09I met you first
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends
05:13He posted about your game last night
05:15He wanted to tag you, but don't worry
05:18I didn't let him
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25Doesn't matter, he's proud
05:27Okay, we-we gotta go
05:28We have class
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs. Carrie
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie
05:37Miss and love you too, Mama
05:38Bye
05:41Sorry, she's enthusiastic
05:42She's sweet, she loves you
05:44Okay, are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellesie
05:49One day, Graham
05:50One day
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding
06:33And I would appreciate it as well
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing, but I don't-
06:37It's not a game, Garrett
06:39I'm really trying here
06:41I'm a different man now
06:43And I-and I don't expect you to understand this
06:45But Cindy
06:48She's chosen to trust me
06:54And I want to be someone worthy of that trust
06:59Garrett, please
07:02Just think about it
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said
07:21I'm just-I'm not feeling it
07:24Not yet
07:24Okay
07:25Uh, fine, I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break
07:28Great, yeah, thank you
07:30No worries
07:31See you, Garrett
07:32Yeah, bud
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse
07:42Ooh
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving
07:46Hey, Wellesie
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you
07:52Uh, that-that place isn't really my home anymore
07:57Because what happened to you?
07:59Yeah
08:00Yeah, and what happened after?
08:03Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid
08:06People don't tend to believe you
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him
08:11Testified against me in court
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit
08:14He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah
08:18A hockey player?
08:23Yeah
08:27Ah, fuck
08:30Look, that-that's all in the past now
08:32He's in the past
08:34Indiana's just not my favorite place to go back to
08:37My parents get it
08:40Uh, what-why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving, meet his fiancƩ
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe
08:50I don't know
08:53I-yeah, things with my dad are
08:55Kind of
08:58It's complicated
09:01Yeah, well you stir your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass
09:05When I saw him before practice
09:07He seemed
09:08Like different
09:10Good different?
09:11Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but
09:13But you hope so
09:15Look, I-I think people can change
09:17If they want to
09:18So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want
09:26If I go
09:29Will you come with me?
09:32Of course
09:33What, are-are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do
09:37Real ones, anyway
09:45Thank you
10:03Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh
10:06I lost interest in that
10:08You look good
10:10Mean
10:10Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm-hmm
10:13Zidano Chara mean
10:15You can never pull off me mean
10:16I'll take it
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend
10:21Because I'm not
10:23Uh-huh
10:27Huh
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides
10:36She's probably having a hard time right now
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving
10:39She did that to herself
10:40She's trying, dude
10:41She's always trying
10:44Gotta get that
10:46I mean, gotta get that
10:49Hi, Mom
10:53this gentleman is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection
10:58it's a big ass turkey damn straight we're gonna kill thanksgiving unlike last year when everyone
11:03brought something and all we had to eat was a turkey and 300 miller highlifes champagne of beers
11:07i actually want to remember my thanksgiving this year which is why i've put it upon myself to handle
11:11all food preparations because this year is going to be the best thanksgiving the perfect thanksgiving
11:20holy shit since i can't go home i've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch
11:25we got three kinds of pie two kinds of cranberry sauces and more sweet potatoes than you can
11:30shake a stick at and the piece de resistance the tucker family deep fried turkey all rights reserved
11:371985 can i go work out now i don't think he's done no no no i'm very much not done
11:43a general is only
11:45as good as his troops okay where's garrett are we supposed to be your troops i'm not leaving
11:50anything up to chance this my friends will be a military operation we all have jobs to do
11:56okay where the fuck is garrett what's up garrett thank you for finally joining us you and welsey
12:02will handle the pie crust from dell's back stock for thanksgiving oh right uh sorry talk hannah and i
12:09are going to my uh dad's place in boston can't make it what no okay no problem no problem dean
12:17you
12:17can handle all this okay no i would be all over that but i am road tripping down to new
12:22york tomorrow
12:22oh no dude no no no no no no no wednesday dude drinks giving why would i be drunk here
12:28when i could
12:29be drunk there sorry bro see you next year so the friends are abandoning friendsgiving
12:36who needs them jules and i are still here it's going to be the perfect fucking thanksgiving what
12:40do you need i'll send you my to-do list
12:52damn i know it's glorious
13:00i'm so depressed you're not coming to brooklyn with me this year me too but i want to be there
13:04for garrett as much as i love watching aunt kathy get drunk and busting out her old cheer routine
13:09god oh gal still got the splits it's your first thanksgiving without sean how are you doing oh
13:15honestly i am loving my single life i'm yasmina in season two of anissa alashba
13:21doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season yes but before that she's single and
13:26thriving as am i just not getting tied down focusing on myself and my acting that's it
13:33well i am proud of you well you too meeting garrett's dad being a good girlfriend and shit
13:40you nervous uh uh no he's famous right yeah yeah okay i'm a little nervous but not because he's
13:49famous just i don't know the way garrett talks about him seems like really intense yeah i've seen
13:55him at games does the man ever smile i don't think so well don't trust it's not about him liking
14:02you
14:02it's about garrett and he already likes you yeah i just think it's really important to garrett that
14:09this goes well that's what relationships are for honey bun supporting each other helping each other
14:14grow as people can all be about sex and fun shit bus almost here gotta go well no garrett can
14:24just
14:24drive you no no it's fine i love a bus you hate a bus it's fine i love you happy
14:30thanksgiving
14:30love you
14:51425 for how long 30 minutes use that time to prep the turkey before it has to go in it
14:56and don't
14:56forget to pat dry the bird i know i know can't be wet unless you want to crisp your turkey
15:02and no
15:02eyebrows like uncle cheese and don't skimp on the marshmallows with sweet potato casserole
15:08who's slivers dude dude slivers just easy yes chef there you go just remember to drop the turkey in
15:16exactly one hour before your sides are ready one hour got it first thanksgiving you're cooking all on
15:22your own it's weird doing all this without you miss you too jt but i'm right there with you i
15:27can
15:27practically smell the sweat and testosterone fair just don't want to screw anything up has to be
15:35perfect no such thing it's not the food it's it's the comfort and love that make the food
15:40you just quote the barefoot contessa or did she quote me ah no way no one is there gravy gotta
15:47go
15:47love you baby
15:53perfect yes yes
15:55nice where were the marshmallows i just saw them five seconds ago where could they possibly go
16:03one two three they were just here what are you doing keeping our family tradition alive i'm trying
16:11to have a normal thanksgiving right now okay what's normal turkey pumpkin pie boo boring say what you
16:18will about mom we always have fun okay you have a very interesting selective memory can't we just enjoy
16:24this please oh you are ruining tux thanksgiving they were just here marshmallows were just here
16:30in front of the party people happy thanks very nice thank god i thought we're gonna have too much
16:36food not a chance we brought friends and we brought one oh six six more people like i'm doing great
16:43that's perfect i can do that yeah hi how you doing hi tucky thanks for having us hi hi yeah
16:48good to see you
16:50is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole in one dish you're asking me i got this
16:57this is a bad idea yeah you're right who brings a key lime pie to thanksgiving
17:02why don't you stop me pumpkin pumpkin is the thing or maybe i should have brought wine
17:08i met my dad welsey oh right hey we can go at any point just give me the signal and
17:17we'll get the
17:17fuck out the signal yeah i think i don't know squeeze my hand or something once means you're good
17:23two squeezes and we're gone oh or we go
17:36or or we stay you gotta give me something here we stay okay
17:45first step getting out the car yeah
17:53garrett you made it dad and you must be hannah glad to finally meet you hi
17:59sorry i'd shake your hand well i'll take that oh hi yeah
18:05it's key lime you love key lime he loves key lime i do it's the superior pie thank you
18:10well don't let the poor kids freeze out there come in i'm gonna put this in the fridge
18:16i'll take your coats thank you
18:21thanks
18:25it's a nice house yeah
18:31oh look at you
18:41they look alike don't they
18:44yeah
18:44it's uncanny
18:46i'm so glad you're here garrett i can't wait to hear all about how the season's going
18:52come on put the game on it's you versus me kid rangers bruins
18:56actually uh is it cool if i show hannah around first yeah of course you don't have to ask
19:02permissions this is your house too
19:07here i'll give you the tour cool
19:10thank you so much thank you for coming who is that now
19:15we come bearing alcohol and we got tiny little boxes of cereal still up in the dining hall
19:20oh they look tough more people hannah said orphans are welcome they are they are yes uh
19:27grab a seat jules will grab you a drink yeah right just make yourselves at home here in the
19:35living room okay thank you guys happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving
19:44why is the stuffing not in the oven yet oh because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are
19:50already in there here please consult the oven schedule i did all the math the stuffing needs
19:55to hang out in the neutral zone it only takes 30 minutes if you guys were half this good at
20:00hockey
20:01jules i can't right now please go guys somebody taste it i can try it
20:09and for the end of the tour this is me
20:22you okay yeah yeah it's just weird being back here
20:26after my mom died i went to boarding school and i never really lived here again
20:31yeah i can tell is your dad running a storage business on the side
20:37this is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever
20:43trying to keep the legend alive his best years are behind him
20:51are you afraid that'll happen to you this is what success looks like eventually
20:57or i could tear my acl tomorrow and get stuck bagging groceries at the uh stop and shop
21:05not that not that there's anything wrong with that hey my mom works at bob's market
21:11so yeah not yeah it wasn't really a dream either so what was i don't know she she was a
21:19singer her high
21:20school choir won a bunch of competitions but i don't know she never really went for it
21:24she must be proud of you then yeah i just think she wants me to be happy
21:30my dad he's not really like that or i don't know about now but he wasn't not just with hockey
21:37with
21:37everything he was always so intense yeah yeah yeah seriously intense
21:55yeah i don't know it just seems kind of sad like you wake up one morning and can't play hockey
22:00anymore did you miss it it's the only thing i'm good at okay that's not true that's not an answer
22:10like i think i would be like relieved sorry
22:26ali said that they wanted to wish me happy thanksgiving take it are you sure
22:36okay yeah i've got this okay
22:44hey oh my gosh hi everyone
22:50okay we have more people here than a walmart on a black friday we are going to loaves and fishes
22:56this
22:56whole thing i'm gonna go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then uh patrick patrick bird yes
23:03yes wait wait wait no marshmallows on the sweet potatoes they're already sweet okay that's
23:10fucking blasphemy you're a blasphemer i will die on this hill we never had marshmallows on our sweet
23:15potatoes we never had sweet potatoes i had a sweet potato taco one year tacos on thanksgiving it's
23:21actually the best time for tacos honestly especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with taco
23:26shack oh they're open on thanksgiving yeah they're the only place open on thanksgiving and we learned
23:32that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken the propane tank
23:37almost leveled the block oh it's a blessing actually mama logan was never known for her cooking
23:44i know we should bring mom taco shack absolutely not well she's probably surrounded by strangers
23:51eating gross rehab food right now so so she needs our support should we be here for this i supported
23:58her the last time she went in and the time before that and the time before that it's thanksgiving and
24:03she's family she's in rehab jules exactly she's she's trying okay new plan we're gonna whip up some spinach
24:13casserole what you know what forget it i'll go myself
24:25ducker my friend we are here yes yes you are i'm so sorry to be late aha so janice from
24:34latvia hi
24:35uh charlotte from philippines hi you know arjun mm-hmm and carl heinz hello carl heinz
24:46sorry you know what boys and girls i need space to work everybody we are going to take this shindig
24:52outside let's go outside let's go outside here let's get your coats thank you guys
25:18i just stopped by and saw bruins practice yeah you get a chance to show up
25:25hang on a little bit attaboy
25:32cindy seems nice she is knows hockey too penguins fan but we're working on that all right good
25:44there you go there you go bonneville is giving the bruins trouble he's too fast for the d
25:51yeah but he's slow on the backtrack they just got to get the puck off him first
25:55i bet the bruins would love having you on the ice a year early huh
25:59now they don't need me yet fontano's got a few seasons left in him plus
26:04i'm not ready yet i want to graduate
26:06we'll be right back after this commercial bro
26:11what's a smart choice garrett
26:15probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro
26:19eighteen was
26:21really young for me to be thrown in the deep end you'll be better equipped to handle the pressure
26:39okay are you alone now can we talk about aunt kathy's new british accent and she goes by kiera now
26:46it's like a whole thing okay wasn't she in london for like a week
26:52out uh no yeah totally uh okay what what's going on no nothing it's just like everyone's over
27:02hey if you're busy i
27:04hey ali hayes i can hear your nails who are you texting what's nobody
27:09it's sean you're backsliding am not hey it's okay
27:15it's my dad he um he can't find the remote again he i swear he has adhd but his generation's
27:22undiagnosable okay okay hey i should probably go help um love you miss you gobble gobble
27:53hmm
27:55hmm
28:40Happy Thanksgiving. Do you have an appointment?
28:42Hi. No, I'm here for Jean Logan.
28:45And when did she check in?
28:46Last week.
28:48I'm sorry. New intakes don't have visitation privileges yet.
28:51No, I have a delivery.
28:54Can you just tell her it's from Jules?
28:56And John.
29:01Excuse me. I paid for this with my hard-earned cash.
29:05Well, I'll be in, will you? Jules and John, thank you.
29:08Any particular message? Happy Thanksgiving or...
29:11Actually, contraband, please.
29:25It's a family tradition.
29:28She'll get it.
29:33It'll mean a lot to her.
29:35Well, I'm here because it means a lot to you.
29:37And you're right.
29:40She is trying.
29:48So, what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back?
29:52For real?
29:53I mean, we gotta shore up our supplies if we're gonna spread the Logan love this holiday season.
29:57Um, in that case, better hit the stop and shop, too.
30:01One bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it.
30:05Let's go.
30:06Come on.
30:12Status check.
30:12All sides in the oven.
30:13Chef.
30:14T-minus one hour.
30:15Chef.
30:16I always wanted to say that.
30:17I'm crushed.
30:17Which means, mis amigos, it is time to deep-fry the turkey.
30:21Yeah!
30:24Slings, you ready?
30:25Let's fucking do this.
30:27Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
30:38Wait, I forgot to pop down the boot!
30:40Whoa!
30:43Shit.
31:12You guys are in for quite a treat.
31:14Cindy's mashed potatoes are really something.
31:17And dairy-free.
31:18It's a happy accident, Hannah.
31:22I asked Cindy to, uh, make the mac and cheese.
31:27With the breadcrumbs.
31:29Like Mom used to make.
31:32I didn't want to overstep.
31:33No.
31:35No, that's very kind.
31:38Thanks for coming.
31:40Means a lot to me.
31:46Phil, would you?
31:48Yes, of course.
31:50We should say a little grace before we dig in.
31:53Oh?
31:54Yeah.
31:59Lord, thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us.
32:04Thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal and for the hands that prepared it.
32:12Lord, we ask you to guide us towards love and understanding.
32:21To experience what it means to be family.
32:29In this life and the next.
32:33Thank you, Lord.
32:39Amen.
32:43Amen.
32:59Everything okay?
33:00Yeah.
33:01I just gotta chill.
33:03She's thin-skinned, this one.
33:05Not billed for Boston winter.
33:07Why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater, darling?
33:14Ow!
33:15Don't!
33:15Whoa!
33:16Just sit.
33:19Is there a problem?
33:22Sorry, I just...
33:25I need, uh, um...
33:28I'm so sorry.
33:30I'm not feeling well.
33:35Can we go?
33:40Let's go.
33:44Slow down.
33:46Garrett, give me the keys.
33:47I'm driving.
33:48Hannah.
33:49Garrett.
33:50Please.
33:53Wait.
33:55Your coat.
34:01I'm gonna go warm up the car.
34:08Your wrist.
34:09It was an accident.
34:11No, it wasn't.
34:12I'm sorry I ruined Thanksgiving.
34:15Your father really wanted us all to...
34:16No, no, you...
34:17You didn't ruin...
34:21You can't stay.
34:22With him.
34:23Look, he felt awful after...
34:25And...
34:26And it's just...
34:27It's not who he is.
34:28It's exactly who he is.
34:30He says it's not gonna happen again.
34:32Right?
34:32He makes promises.
34:33He says he'll change.
34:34It's a lie.
34:35It's all a fucking lie.
34:36He doesn't care about you.
34:37He doesn't care about me.
34:37All he cares about is Phil fucking Graham.
34:39That's it.
34:40Listen to me.
34:41My mom didn't have the chance to get out.
34:44But you do.
34:45Please leave.
34:48Please.
35:01It's complicated.
35:17I can see you in my cell.
35:22And it's scaring me to death.
35:26I've been running from what was.
35:29And what hasn't happened yet.
35:33I can't be so now.
35:37But I can't be like this.
35:41Any longer
35:46Guess you give
35:49What you're giving
35:52Kieran
35:54Are you okay?
35:57Yeah.
35:58Yeah, I'm fine.
36:00No, you're not.
36:02And my heart
36:04Just gets broken
36:07Over and over
36:10Kieran
36:11Talk to me
36:24I couldn't
36:26It's okay
36:27You're okay
36:29I couldn't protect her
36:33My mom
36:33I tried but
36:41I couldn't fight back
36:43Kieran
36:45Did he hit you?
36:58What if I
37:03What if I'm just like him?
37:04Hey, you're not
37:06You
37:09You
37:10Would never
37:11Hurt someone like that
37:12She was scared of me
37:13What was it?
37:15Cindy?
37:15The way she looked at me
37:16It wasn't about you
37:18She doesn't know you
37:24Hey
37:28I'll be
37:29You
37:29Be
37:48What if I
37:58I'm sorry.
37:59No, no, no.
38:03I should have told you everything.
38:06I should have told you the truth.
38:08You did.
38:09You did.
38:13You did.
38:25What do you, what do you need?
38:32Let's just go home.
38:35Yeah, let's go home.
38:37Okay.
38:42I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today,
38:46but I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49to enjoy this once proud bird.
38:53So without further ado, let's play.
39:07West Virginia, New Year's Mountain, Shenandoah River.
39:12Life is old, they're older than the trees,
39:15younger than the mountains,
39:17growing like a breeze.
39:19Come to grow, take me home to the place I'm lost.
39:25Sagin' Nostraevski, that doesn't count.
39:27What?
39:29Yes, it works.
39:31Come to grow, come to grow.
39:33I hear a voice in the morning,
39:36now it's your toes, baby.
39:37Radio on my feet, my home's far away.
39:40Driving down the road, I get a feel in my heart.
39:44Yesterday, yesterday, country roads,
39:49take me home to the place where I belong.
39:55West Virginia, Mountain Mama, take me home.
40:01It's a Logan Thanksgiving, motherfucker!
40:10West Virginia, Mountain Mama,
40:11country roads, take me home to the place I'm lost.
40:18West Virginia, Mountain Mama,
40:21take me home, country roads.
40:25Take me home, down country roads.
40:28Take me home, country roads.
40:34Yeah!
40:37Yeah!
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had.
40:45Hmm.
40:46There's something about cold turkey, just tastes better.
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it.
40:52It's cold turkey, not going anywhere.
40:54It's reliable.
41:00Well, Z?
41:01Yeah?
41:06It's just a sandwich.
41:09Still.
41:24Oh, wait.
41:26I forgot.
41:28Um...
41:29It's, uh, it's not mac and cheese with breadcrumbs, but...
41:39My therapist used to say that you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones.
41:43Mm-hmm.
41:45It seemed like a good one.
41:48It was.
41:52Ha.
41:53The cake was still so frozen that we couldn't cut into it.
41:56Ha.
42:04Here we go.
42:05Ha.
42:07Hey, lovebirds.
42:08Glad we got you.
42:09Happy Thanksgiving.
42:10Happy Thanksgiving.
42:11Here, wait.
42:11Let me add Dean.
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here.
42:15Hello?
42:16Hey, what?
42:17Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called tryptophan, motherfuckers.
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York.
42:23On Thanksgiving.
42:25Yankees suck!
42:27Yankees suck!
42:28Hey!
42:28Yankees suck!
42:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
42:33I don't know.
42:34Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact.
42:37Ooh!
42:37Okay, confirm.
42:38You guys are so dumb.
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well, Z, don't stoop to the level.
42:45Happy Thanksgiving.
42:46Good night.
42:46Happy Thanksgiving!
42:47Yes, happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
42:53Oh.
42:58They didn't see you.
43:10I knew you'd be at the party
43:12Drinking a Coke in Bacardi
43:14Not that it matters, but I'm breaking patterns
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates
43:18Broke up with you in November
43:20Sorry, I know you remember
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder
43:26I've been so careful with your day
43:30But I'm out late
43:31And being as sane is exhausting
43:34See me, I wanna be wanted
43:36See me, I wanna be wanted
43:56Just me, or does he look amazing
43:59When he's all in his inner spaces
44:01Let's rip them off, talk to God. Let's walk. Suddenly all the lights are on, taking it as a sign
44:08from God. And I'm saying it over and over again. I've been so careful with you, babe. But your line's
44:18great. So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it.
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted. Sue me, I wanna be wanted. Sue me, I wanna be. Sue me, I
44:26wanna be. Sue me, I wanna be wanted. Sue me, I wanna be toxic. Gonna blow up your life like
44:32atomic. Sue me, I wanna be. Sue me, I wanna be. Sue me, I wanna be wanted.
44:36You're my face, my face, it's kissin' day
44:41And I won't make you play cause I know that you want it
44:44You're my face, my place, it's business day
44:49And the domain is here so it's real, no, you're quiet
44:52Sue me, I wanna be, uh, sue me, I wanna be, yeah
44:56Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
45:01Wanted
45:07Sue me, I wanna be, sue me, I wanna be
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