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OFF CAMPUS TV Series - EP 1
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00:07Thank you for listening.
00:31And the floor starts to be open
00:34It's so long, time to go, go
00:36Well, I've been so long for my life, I've been sure
00:40I can't sit with myself
00:42Well, let's go with myself
00:44Oh, I can't sit with myself
00:47Oh, when it's coming to me, the time is nothing to prove
00:50Oh, I can't sit with myself
00:52Oh, I can't sit with myself
00:58Oh, I can't sit with myself
01:01But sure, if the eye seems to hang
01:04If I leave me dancing on with myself
01:06So let's take another drink
01:09Because it'll get me time to make
01:12If I have a chance that I don't want to dance
01:15And I'll be dancing on with myself
01:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:54Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:02You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no, I, sorry.
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:41I probably failed.
02:42Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:46I can't.
02:47I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:59Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04But maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:10You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:38Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:21I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:24Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchake's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:39It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:45Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:10Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:14Wow.
05:15What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:50Find another tutor, dude.
05:51Come on, dude.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:27It's not happening this year.
07:29What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:36No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:47Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:06Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:13I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:24We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:38Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:01No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:10We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:32Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:37At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Train's clogged again.
09:43No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:45I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:48Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:52Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:02Forget I asked.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:09Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:17Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:21Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow.
10:28See you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Oh, look at Garrett!
10:33See you, man?
10:41It smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:52I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:07Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need Dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, you look beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:32I'm gonna be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:55Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
11:59Who?
12:00Grand.
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:19Like what?
12:29I'm so you, I can barely breathe.
12:30I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34All I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till you cross the line.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:14There's conversation in there now, better more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so indio, indio, indio.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:26He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:48And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:50Or maybe...
13:53Or maybe...
13:58I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:11You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:16What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked.
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:29When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present the demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
14:53I'm so weedy-o, weedy-o, weedy-o.
15:10I want you to let the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:14I want you so bad my fingers shook with it and with it.
15:17All the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Me, somebody else, if we're here in the world.
15:26I don't want to do it with them the same.
15:29I don't have any meaning, I don't have any meaning.
15:32The reality that we're doing, they don't know what we love.
15:35I change my head, I change your clothes.
15:38My cheek tattoos, they feel like home.
15:42Kiss me, feel my hips are bruised.
15:45I promise no one's watching me.
15:48I'm just a body, you're somebody.
15:50What a body, you're somebody to me.
15:54I'm just a body, you're somebody, would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, you're somebody, not a body, you're somebody.
16:04I'm just a body, you're somebody, would a body, want your body on me.
16:12If I run again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so sure I could drive.
16:19I change my head, I change your clothes.
16:22My cheek tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28So then you run your things through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:55I miss you.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:16Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um.
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34I guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:10Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay, I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:43into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not in vain.
19:41You won't.
19:42I want to try and suck.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're the best of mine.
20:03Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move, come on.
20:12Come on.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01He gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.
21:18Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:37All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:07He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:21We're doing this because we love it.
22:23All right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
22:50All right.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:08I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:10How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:53What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:12I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring
24:21at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:07Shit!
25:13Shit!
25:16Shit!
25:22Shit!
25:30There you are sorry fella a long time
25:33Ain't as young as I fucking used to be. I know I can't handle this all on my own you
25:38know. No, I'm sorry. Sorry
25:46Hello
25:54Hi
25:56Hi, hi picking up a takeaway order Justin Cobb
26:01Yeah, yeah, no, I I know who you are. We've spoken kind of um
26:07Your your band is really good. Oh
26:10Yeah, thanks
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything. I I work here. So I've heard you
26:17Say good the uniform
26:20Right
26:22I
26:23Carried a watermelon
26:27What a dirty dancing. Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I
26:34Sorry, never mind. Yeah, obviously I work here
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush tonight. Oh my god. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Thank you. Yeah
26:44Bye
26:48I
26:48I
26:48Carried a watermelon anyone ever told you that eavesdropping is rude. Did anyone ever tell you that your references are
26:54dated?
26:54It's a classic
26:56I just I came over here to see if we could place an order or is it like a self
26:59-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you
27:03I'll be right with you
27:04You know you shouldn't fawn over him. What that guy you're too available
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there. That's a different scenario. I don't do girlfriends. They know that
27:12Okay, well congratulations Casanova
27:14But I don't need your help
27:20What if I paid you I was to take your dating advice to tutor me nerd
27:26You could just ask my name usually girls just tell me
27:30Come on. I'll pay you anything. You're the only one who got an A on that paper. So?
27:35So I need to play why did you get off on getting people up what?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting it celebrates it
27:45Keep it a team is down and points an actual strategies to pick a fight for morale
27:52Sorry sure you're not a bad guy. I just don't like hockey
27:57Yeah
28:00Yeah
28:11Yeah
28:18Hey just talk to him
28:20You'll be all right
28:25Papa Graham
28:25De Laurentiis
28:27Great hit of McManus last week bet that kid felt it in his bones
28:31Hey, you know gotta keep my boy's back. I like it. Tucker. You're looking good out there
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line. Thanks. Mr. Graham. We'll see you in the stands this afternoon. Wouldn't
28:41miss it
28:44Mr. Graham
28:45Logan
28:47Looking handsome as ever
28:48You too, man. Good to see you
28:52Yeah
28:57Saw that you made captain
29:00About time
29:03I'm a junior
29:04I'm a junior
29:05Better late than never
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:12Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer
29:16I'm not here to fight. Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no, thanks
29:21Garrett
29:22Dad
29:23Fine
29:26Cindy and I are getting married
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds
29:34Six months
29:34That's not any better. Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it. I don't have any time for this
29:40We have a game today. I know
29:41Eastwood
29:42Our biggest rivals
29:43She wants to meet you
29:44Your timing is fucking shit
29:45If you would just see anything
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you
29:49You told me your news. Congratulations. I'll see you at the wedding
30:01Please welcome
30:03your very own
30:05Brian
30:27I think he has the potential and honestly to have a bigger impact
30:35than phil ever had
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what phil has to say about that
30:56Garrett graham is a bigger player
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game
31:01It means to be consistent
31:06Hey, come on bro, get your head in it
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17phil graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath
31:21Are you making daddy proud, graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Garrett graham turns out to be
31:49I am curious to see what kind of player
31:57He said that you know garret doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing
32:02He's been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever good friends and honestly he's playing like shit
32:06Yo, graham's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:11Let's hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:14Hell yeah
32:15Let me get some of that Delaney
32:16I got you bro
33:09They're beating my head
33:13Hey, Garrett
33:16Hey, the game's not over
33:56Thank you
34:12Raising cane, I sleep in your eye
34:16Times are changing, now the boy gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eat it on a Friday, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
34:51Stone cold, silver, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:59It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:09I'm entertained by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by talking names
35:17I know I know my guy was that
35:20Always full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold, silver, as a matter of fact
35:40I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
35:44It's the way that I do
35:45Here we go, here we go, hitch up
35:50Next side
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold, silver, as a matter of fact
36:20I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do
36:25I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
36:30Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:39Ooh, hey, bitch, bitch, bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:02Oh theįŗ§y, go go South, go to the man
37:06Hyalur, go to the royalģ°©
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Go go, go go
37:13go, close your eyes What
37:16are you doing? Watching
37:17a movie I
37:18mean, why are you in bed?
37:20because i'm watching a movie we talked about this you promised
37:27sean convince hannah to come out with us you know sean tell ali i have zero interest
37:31also i've had a long day and i'm watching a movie no you're watching dirty dancing
37:35which means you're burrowing hi babe good to see you too whatever hi i'll convince
37:40hannah to come out it's block party hannah you know if you don't give an ass she'll just keep
37:44at it until you do and if you still don't she'll text you all night distracting you ah well the
37:48power of do not disturb that doesn't matter she's coming
37:55i don't know what just happened justin cole just happened yeah dexter's already there
38:00it's justin cold and he's there alone which means hannah's gonna slide right in no no i i have
38:05nothing to wear okay well that's not even remotely true come on i'll pick out your outfit you just do
38:10your makeup really try to look hot hannah what do i not normally do you just look sean help me
38:18i plead the fifth fine okay i'll do your makeup too just hustle for justin weaves
38:51okay um don't look now but
38:54justin is right over i just said don't look now
39:00well now you have to go over there no i talked to him earlier he's not good
39:05just stop stop thinking this no this is why we pre-game now put on your big girl pants and
39:10go talk to
39:10i mean i can get us more shots if you need them girl look good courage hey move your pressure
39:14how was that hannah's fun from high school i thought we'd be you're not pressuring hannah
39:18to drink in public you're only pressuring hannah to finally talk to justin fucking cole
39:24right fine but can we dance
39:26we'll eat out we can
39:29wow
39:29oh
39:35oh
39:59oh
40:01idiot dude she's waited on us like 17 000 times who she has get you seriously haven't noticed her
40:11all right we're doing shots we're doing shots boys
40:15come on bro i'm watching you spill it come on buddy have some faith
40:19thank you very much just take your tampon out relax
40:22okay yep a little bit of luck going home oh hey
40:29drinking tonight g uh yeah okay so it seems okay here's to me here's to you
40:37fuck the rest where why are you that's her baby yes sir come on good one dmm
40:41get in your shoes boy
40:44oh
41:11oh
41:12oh
41:13oh
41:13oh
41:41oh
41:43oh
41:46all yours princess
41:53oh
41:54Oh, my God.
42:01It's just a photograph.
42:04Oh, my God.
42:06Oh, my God.
42:11Oh, my God.
42:12Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Where are you? We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect. Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got it, go.
42:51Yeah, but you got it!
42:53Oh, my God.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:08I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you write?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21But I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesby.
43:34Classical.
43:36Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:41Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Shit, come on.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:47I'm, uh, I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you went to an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a doggy fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:57You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03Yeah.
44:04You're a Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially?
44:16No worries.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:30Yeah.
44:31Four.
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:46I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:18I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:39I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:57What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:45Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole.
47:16I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:19You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:23So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:30So?
47:38Deal.
47:39Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
48:00If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:29Yeah.
48:32See?
48:33Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:39Me and you and the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:42Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:27To be a hero.
49:29To be a hero.
49:32I am a hero.
49:44Out of the game.
49:46I feel like a hero.
49:48To be a hero.
49:48I'm dancing with myself, oh-oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself, oh-oh
50:04Swat, swat, swat
50:06Swat, swat, swat
50:09Swat, swat, swat
50:12Swat, swat, swat
50:15I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:58Come on!
50:59.
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