00:00Then it was some real estate agent she met at the bar.
00:02Goodness.
00:02That was her CrossFit trainer.
00:04How'd you know he did CrossFit?
00:06Dumb question, sorry.
00:07Yeah, like I could hear them through the walls every night.
00:09Because she's a screamer.
00:10How is a person supposed to live like that?
00:12Well, for now, you're safe here.
00:15Wait, like I can move in with you?
00:18Yeah.
00:18Oh my God, that would be so much fun.
00:20We would be roomies.
00:21I don't see why not.
00:22First drink's on me.
00:23What do you want?
00:24Whatever you're having.
00:25Roomie.
00:28Strawberry daiquiris.
00:30Someone's about to have a good night.
00:31You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, throw them back, and demand strawberries.
00:39Strawberries are makefinger.
00:40She's got looks and a sense of humor.
00:42You are something.
00:43You guys are so sweet.
00:44You know, we actually love strawberries, too.
00:46You are ripe and young.
00:49Oh my God.
00:50What do you say you come back to our place and check out our garden?
00:53The three of us can pluck up some fresh ones, whip up some strawberry pie.
00:57Wouldn't mind getting a taste.
00:58I would love to, but I have to get back to my friend.
01:01If you change your mind, we'll be right here.
01:03Great meeting you guys.
01:04Bye, you little strawberry princess.
01:06Ow!
01:07What happened with that couple over there?
01:08She was like pinching your cheeks and ripping your back.
01:11We were just being friendly.
01:11Get this.
01:12They asked me if I wanted to come back to their place and check out their strawberry garden.
01:16How cool is that?
01:17Oh my God.
01:19What?
01:19That couple wants you to be their unicorn.
01:22Unicorn?
01:23The twat to their menage.
01:24Did you just say it in English?
01:25They want to have a f*** some with you.
01:27Yeah.
01:27No, they don't.
01:28They just invited me over to bake a strawberry pie with them.
01:31Nobody wants to get physical with anybody.
01:33They don't want to be physical?
01:36That's called love.
01:37Come meet them.
01:37I will show you.
01:38They're totally not weird.
01:41You smell so good.
01:42Taking you in from me.
01:43That's a fresh one.
01:43We bought you a present.
01:45Shots.
01:45There you go.
01:47Cheers.
01:48Hello.
01:49Do I get one?
01:49In the next round.
01:50I really think we should bring this party back to our living room.
01:52But first the kitchen so we can make that strawberry pie.
01:55You'll just have to excuse us for one more second, Pete.
01:56Are you really about to ditch me the night we're celebrating being roommates to go hook up with these weirdos?
02:00I feel like you're not hearing me.
02:01They just want to make a strawberry pie.
02:02Look, can I ask you a personal question?
02:04Like, how long has it been since you've gotten laid?
02:07Because, like, if you need to f*** one out in the bathroom so we can be civilized here.
02:10How do you know?
02:10See what's going on.
02:10Honestly, I kind of feel like you want to have f*** with me right now, so.
02:13I'm trying to save you from these nut shots.
02:15How is this even a conversation?
02:16Stop.
02:16I am begging you to give them a chance.
02:19There is literally 0% chance I'm going to go back over.
02:21Why so tense, Brooke?
02:23Do I look tense?
02:23Super normal.
02:24Can't lie.
02:25Papa wants a taste.
02:26Juicy.
02:27Okay, I'm sorry.
02:28Healthy.
02:29We're done here.
02:29Brooke, wake up.
02:30I'm going to squeeze you.
02:31Oh my God, that feels amazing.
02:32They're talking about what you taste like.
02:33They're weirdos.
02:34Can we please leave?
02:35We're leaving.
02:36Come on, let's go before these wackadoos try to undress you and leave you in a ditch somewhere.
02:41What did you just say?
02:42You're swingers, aren't you?
02:44Either that or you're serial c***ers.
02:47Wow.
02:47Are you seriously going to embarrass me like this in front of my new friends?
02:51There's always one buzzkill.
02:52It's all right, sweetie.
02:54If you want to continue this party, come to this address.
02:58Alone.
02:58I will.
03:00I can't believe I agreed to live with you.
03:02This is disgusting.
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