00:02So then I told the meth addict,
00:03Get on the ground before I pepper spray you!
00:05Excuse me, officers, can I talk to you for a sec?
00:07Sure, come on in, son, have a seat, yeah.
00:11I'd like to report a sexual assault.
00:13Okay, who are the parties involved?
00:14I can't believe I'm saying this.
00:15It was myself and this girl here.
00:18Her name's Harley Paris.
00:20We work together.
00:21Alright, well, we got a confession.
00:22Coughlin, Tim.
00:23You have a right to remain silent.
00:24Wait, what?
00:25No, no, no, no, she's the one who sexually assaulted me!
00:28I'm the victim here!
00:29Wait, you were sexually assaulted?
00:32Yes.
00:32This woman right here in this picture sexually assaulted you.
00:35Yes, how many times do I have to say it?
00:37I just want this to be over.
00:38What are the next steps?
00:39Okay, well, we're gonna need you to elaborate a little more
00:42before we can take further action.
00:44How exactly did this woman right here sexually assault you?
00:48Okay, be brave.
00:52It all started at my audition for the role of Dolphin Boy
00:54in the new superhero movie that's coming out.
00:56It was one of the best auditions I ever had,
00:58and apparently the casting director and producer for the film,
01:02Mrs. Paris, thought so too.
01:05With the trident of passion and love!
01:07So stay back, Sharkbot,
01:08because I'm the king of this ocean now!
01:11Ah!
01:12Ah!
01:15And scene!
01:16Wow, Matthew.
01:17I'm just gonna come out and say it.
01:19That is the best audition we've had all day.
01:22Oh!
01:23Thank you, Mrs. Paris!
01:24Get ready for your life to change.
01:26You are about to be our new Dolphin Boy.
01:28Oh my god!
01:29Mrs. Paris, this is amazing!
01:31It's always been my dream to play Dolphin Boy!
01:34But before we can make your role official,
01:36you are gonna have to do something for me.
01:38Just to make sure you're the right fit.
01:42Um, okay.
01:43What was the thing you had in mind, Mrs. Paris?
01:45I'm gonna need you to let me give you a lap dance.
01:49What?
01:50I don't understand.
01:51I did just change your life and make you the new Dolphin Boy.
01:54The least you could do is let me give you a lap dance in this audition room.
01:58Now, do you want to be Dolphin Boy or not?
02:00Um,
02:01Yes, I do.
02:03Good.
02:08And then she proceeded to strip down into nothing but a G-string and nipple tassels
02:13and gave me one of the dirtiest lap dances I've ever gotten.
02:17Wow!
02:19I know, right?
02:20Sometimes I can't even believe it myself.
02:22Okay, so let me get this straight.
02:24You go into this audition room
02:26and this woman offers you the role of a lifetime
02:29and then she proceeds to give you a lap dance
02:31and nothing but a G-string and nipple tassels?
02:35Yes.
02:36Okay.
02:37I'm a little confused.
02:39What exactly do you want us to do here?
02:41Did you not just hear me?
02:42She sexually assaulted me against my will.
02:44That wasn't even the worst part.
02:45Oh, it gets worse.
02:46How so?
02:47So after I got the role as Dolphin Boy...
02:49Oh, you don't mind.
02:49I'm gonna record this for evidence.
02:51It's a great idea, Tim.
02:52Yeah, record it for evidence.
02:53Continue it.
02:54Make sure not to leave out any of the details for the evidence.
02:57We had just finished shooting the last day of Dolphin Boy.
02:59I was changing my trailer, getting ready to leave,
03:02and that's when I heard a knock on my door.
03:05Uh, uh, don't come in.
03:06I'm changing.
03:07Oh, oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
03:09Don't worry, Matt.
03:09It's just me.
03:10I don't mind.
03:11Okay, well, I kind of do mind, Mrs. Paris.
03:13I'll be quick.
03:14I'm on the run anyway.
03:14I just had some exciting news to tell you.
03:17What did you want to tell me?
03:17I just got off the phone with the executive producers
03:20and we want to offer you Dolphin Boy 2 and Dolphin Boy 3
03:23for double your quota.
03:25Oh, my God!
03:26Mrs. Paris, that's amazing!
03:27Thank you!
03:28Of course.
03:29But before we can make it official,
03:30I'm gonna need you to do something for me.
03:33What do you want me to do?
03:35I want you to let me go down on you.
03:40What?
03:42Mrs. Paris, this is making me very uncomfortable.
03:44Fine.
03:45I'll let them know you're not interested in Dolphin Boy 2
03:47or Dolphin Boy 3.
03:48Mrs. Paris, wait!
03:52I'll let you go down on me.
03:54Just, please, make it quick.
03:58Don't worry.
03:59I'll make it quick.
04:01Oh, yeah!
04:03And then she proceeded to go down on me
04:05for 15 minutes straight.
04:07Wow!
04:09Oh, my God.
04:10That's insane.
04:12I know, right?
04:13Sometimes I can't even believe it myself.
04:14Okay, I'm sorry, but I have to ask
04:16for investigation purposes.
04:18You're not a homosexual, are you?
04:20No, I'm straight.
04:21Why?
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay, good.
04:23I just needed to clarify.
04:25So, let me get this straight,
04:26because I'm a little confused.
04:27Right.
04:28So, you're telling me
04:29this woman right here
04:31came into your trailer,
04:32offered you Dolphin Boy 2 and 3,
04:35double your quota,
04:36and then she proceeded
04:37to go down on you?
04:40Yes.
04:41Well, I'm a little confused, son.
04:42What exactly do you want us
04:44to do about this?
04:45What do you mean?
04:46I want you to arrest her
04:47for sexually assaulting me.
04:49Right, I understand that,
04:50but I just don't see
04:51how your story,
04:52as constructed,
04:54is going to hold up
04:55in the court, son.
04:56What?
04:56Okay, well,
04:57I haven't even gotten
04:58to the worst part yet,
04:59so buckle up.
05:00Oh, it gets better.
05:01I mean, worse.
05:02It gets worse.
05:03How much worse
05:03does this story get?
05:06It was April 22, 2022.
05:09We had just finished
05:10filming The Last Dolphin Boy,
05:11and I thought
05:12all of these sexual assaults
05:14would be over,
05:15but I was wrong.
05:20I was getting ready for bed
05:21when I received a text
05:23from Mrs. Paris late at night.
05:25She said she wanted me
05:27to meet her at her house
05:28in the Hollywood Hills
05:29for some big business meeting.
05:31At first,
05:32I thought it was weird
05:33because I received the text
05:34so late at night,
05:35but I was young,
05:37I was naive,
05:38and I figured,
05:39hey, it's Hollywood.
05:40Maybe people have meetings
05:41at this time.
05:42So I got ready and went.
05:45It was 2 a.m.
05:46by the time I got
05:47to Mrs. Paris' house
05:48in the Hollywood Hills.
05:49I was nervous,
05:50but I was also eager
05:51to find out
05:52what this big business
05:53opportunity was all about.
05:55But when I walked
05:56into her room
05:57for the meeting,
05:58I realized that
05:59Mrs. Paris had other plans
06:01in mind.
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