00:00Ridiculous, there she is. I'm gonna go get her what you see that. She's the most beautiful girl in the
00:04entire world
00:04That's an insane thing to see all right guys. I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend Julie
00:18Hey, nice to meet you guys. That's your girlfriend. No fucking way. No, I'm saying no fucking way
00:23That's his girlfriend because she is gorgeous. Julie was actually a Miss America model. My girlfriend's a Miss Universe model
00:30Rowan that's amazing. I didn't know that about you. That is amazing. Is that true?
00:34Yes, yes, it's true
00:35So technically my girlfriend is more beautiful than your girlfriend because my girlfriend was a Miss Universe model and yours
00:40was only a Miss
00:41America model. Oh guys, you have to see the same Julie can do it. No, we don't have to see
00:45it. Come on, babe
00:45You gotta do it. It's too cool. No, don't do it. Don't do it. Oh my god. She's doing it
00:54Okay, that's that's a lot. That's too much. That's so cool. She can do the splits. Why is she doing
00:58this?
00:58That's not even that impressive
01:01Okay, yeah, that's impressive with the leg. I'm gonna have to admit
01:04Okay, it's enough to show the leg like even in the back of the school
01:07I'm not gonna
01:08Julie's an ex-all-american gymnast
01:10My girlfriend was an ex-olympic gymnast
01:11Ronald, stop. Is that true?
01:13Yes, it's true. Don't answer her. Yes. So technically my girlfriend is more flexible than your girlfriend because my girlfriend
01:18is an ex-olympic gymnast
01:20And your girlfriend is only an ex-american gymnast
01:23Oh my gosh
01:25Sorry guys, I have this weird cough. I don't know what it is though. Hopefully it's not deadly
01:28It sounds like you have streptococcus pneumonia
01:30What the is that?
01:31It's a common bacterium that causes respiratory tract infection
01:33I recommend 500 milligrams of amoxicillin daily or if you're allergic to penicillin
01:38We could offer 500 milligrams of azithromycin. Wow, that's a great recommendation, babe. You're so smart. How did you know
01:44all that?
01:44Julie is actually a nurse practitioner. So not only is she beautiful and athletic, she's also super smart
01:50My girlfriend's an open heart surgeon! Ronald!
01:52But she's my girlfriend's more beautiful, flexible, and smarter than you girlfriend because my girlfriend's an open heart surgeon and
01:57you're just a nurse!
01:58Oh shit!
01:58You don't have to keep lying about your girlfriend because you're clearly jealous of mine
02:01I'm not lying and I'm not jealous of your big-breasted girlfriend
02:04Hello?
02:05Why are you this is for anything?
02:06Oh my god, okay, I will be in the way
02:08I am so sorry you guys
02:10That was the hospital calling and I needed to perform open heart surgery on the president of the united states
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