00:00I'm just meeting your family for the first time, so I want to look my best.
00:02Oh, you look amazing.
00:04Yeah?
00:05You need to change.
00:07Why?
00:07You know what? You should wear that sweatsuit you had on last week.
00:10The one I wore to the gym last week?
00:11No, it's perfect. And also, just mess up your...
00:13What's going on?
00:14Okay, look. My brother just texted me and said that my sister is coming.
00:18She's hit on every boyfriend that I've ever had since we were kids.
00:20You know, let's just stay here and we can get, like, hungry men frozen dinners and, like, stay in.
00:24Hey, relax. I'm not going to be seduced by your sister.
00:28I love you.
00:31At least don't work alone.
00:33It's great to finally meet you, Ryan.
00:34Likewise. Thank you guys again for having me.
00:36It's a pleasure. And what a treat it is to be at the same table with someone so handsome.
00:42Mom!
00:42Well, it's true, isn't it?
00:44He's a good-looking dude.
00:45Oh, very.
00:48Really?
00:50Already?
00:52What?
00:53You know what?
00:54You're hitting on my boyfriend.
00:56Oh, no, I'm not.
00:57Honey.
00:57You're literally hitting on my boyfriend in front of our family at Thanksgiving.
01:00I mean, how trashy can you be?
01:02I'm disagreeing with everyone.
01:03You didn't get mad when Mom said he was handsome.
01:05Yeah, because Mom never f***ed my prom date.
01:07There it is.
01:08Okay, girls.
01:09She says it every year.
01:12The turkey should be done any minute.
01:15You could have left it on the counter and it would have cooked just as fast.
01:17It is hot in here, huh?
01:18I'm dying.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:21Have some respect for yourself.
01:24What?
01:24You know what you're doing.
01:25And quite frankly, it's pathetic.
01:27Okay?
01:27It's sad.
01:28Really?
01:28Yeah.
01:29You're literally stripping in front of my boyfriend.
01:31It's hot.
01:31I'm taking my jacket off.
01:32I mean, it is pretty warm in here.
01:33I bet she turned the heat on so she could pull this little stunt.
01:36If I were you, I'd show a little more clasp and a lot less silicone.
01:40Your boobs look bad.
01:41Honey, you're being paranoid.
01:43Your sister can take her jacket off if she wants.
01:45Yeah, what's next?
01:46Her pants?
01:46I'm not wearing any pants.
01:48I'm wearing a skirt, you psycho.
01:49No, she's not wearing pants.
01:50Whoa.
01:50Her badge is like flapping out at the dinner table.
01:53Ew.
01:53You're being so unsanitary right now.
01:55Is that what smells?
01:55Don't talk about my bed.
01:56We're searching food here.
01:57Enough.
02:01Honey, would you fill the glasses?
02:03Please?
02:04Sure, Mom.
02:09Here you go.
02:12Oh, my gosh.
02:13I am so sorry.
02:15Here.
02:15Stand down, bitch.
02:17Whoa.
02:17Language.
02:18She's literally fondling my boyfriend over his dockers as we speak.
02:22No one's going to say anything about that?
02:23I spilled water on him.
02:24I'm trying to clean it up.
02:25Why don't you clean yourself up?
02:26Because you're a dirty whore.
02:27Excuse me?
02:28Shots fired.
02:28I said language.
02:30Slitch!
02:33Whatever, crazy.
02:34Oh, I caught it.
02:35Think you're slick?
02:36You're not slick.
02:36I caught that.
02:37Babe, relax.
02:42I'm having fun.
02:47Why don't we just start while we wait for the turkey?
02:52Good idea.
02:54This all looks delicious.
02:55This is literally my favorite three Thanksgiving dishes.
02:58We know.
02:59Natalie told us.
03:00Babe.
03:01We know it's probably hard for you not being with your family this year.
03:04So we wanted to make you feel as comfortable as we could possibly make it.
03:13Wow.
03:13That might be the best mashed potato I've ever had.
03:15I get that a lot.
03:16I get that a lot.
03:17Stop hitting on my boyfriend.
03:18It's not my fault that a lot of people, including your boyfriend, like my potatoes.
03:21Are you guys even hearing this?
03:22She's making sexual innuendos at my boyfriend.
03:26My boyfriend.
03:27Not your boyfriend.
03:28My boyfriend.
03:28I think you're taking this out of context.
03:30The potatoes are delicious.
03:32I can't believe we're related.
03:33Like, you're literally the trashiest person I've ever met.
03:40What do you like about them?
03:42Specifically.
03:43Do not answer that.
03:44You can answer a question without your permission.
03:45Sweetheart.
03:46She's right.
03:46Mom, she's literally beating him.
03:48No, I'm just asking a question so I make them exactly the same the next time I cook them.
03:51She worked really hard on those potatoes.
03:54Fine.
03:54Go ahead.
03:57Yeah.
03:59Well, they're...
04:02They're buttery.
04:03They're, um...
04:05They're really smooth.
04:06Smooth.
04:12Um...
04:12Are they hot enough for you?
04:17Very.
04:18What the f*** is wrong with you?
04:19You do this every single year.
04:20You need to sit down in a Target dress.
04:23It's a problem.
04:24These girls.
04:25They're my fault.
04:25My fault.
04:26Guys, you can't give your eggs giving to my prom.
04:28Should we do something?
04:30The women in this family are all nuts.
04:32They'll tire each other out soon.
04:33This is my end and I have...
04:35We're all your boyfriend's on.
04:36It's fine.
04:38We don't have all your boyfriend's on.
04:39We have a good Thanksgiving.
04:41Oh my God.
04:49I did not see that coming.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Oh, shit.
04:54I forgot to turn the heat off.
04:56Super high.
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