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Reparto: José Isbert, Sara García, Carlo Pisacane, Lola Gaos, Paolo Ferrara, María José Alfonso, Vicky Ludovici, Xan das Bolas, Eugenio Galadini, Manuel Torremocha, Ricardo Tundidor, Tiziana Casetti, José Antonio González Rojas
Dirección: Juan García Atienza
Sinopsis: Don Benito, Doña Pura y Don Augusto son tres pensionados que rozan los ochenta años y que suelen coincidir cada mes en las colas de las ventanillas de la mutualidad para cobrar su pensión. Un día se enteran de que Don Felipe (Luis Heredia), un conocido mutuo, está muy enfermo y sin dinero para un entierro decente. Tras visitarlo, acuden a pedir un préstamo a la mutualidad para ayudar a su amigo, pero no se lo conceden. Indignados por las injusticias de la vida, sobre todo a su edad, y por la burocracia y sus impedimentos, deciden atracar la mutualidad donde cobran sus míseras pensiones. Pero antes de llevar a cabo su plan se dedican a practicar y aprender lo necesario para poder ejecutar el robo perfecto. Mientras tanto, cada uno va pensando en qué gastará su parte del botín.
Dirección: Juan García Atienza
Sinopsis: Don Benito, Doña Pura y Don Augusto son tres pensionados que rozan los ochenta años y que suelen coincidir cada mes en las colas de las ventanillas de la mutualidad para cobrar su pensión. Un día se enteran de que Don Felipe (Luis Heredia), un conocido mutuo, está muy enfermo y sin dinero para un entierro decente. Tras visitarlo, acuden a pedir un préstamo a la mutualidad para ayudar a su amigo, pero no se lo conceden. Indignados por las injusticias de la vida, sobre todo a su edad, y por la burocracia y sus impedimentos, deciden atracar la mutualidad donde cobran sus míseras pensiones. Pero antes de llevar a cabo su plan se dedican a practicar y aprender lo necesario para poder ejecutar el robo perfecto. Mientras tanto, cada uno va pensando en qué gastará su parte del botín.
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00:00:05Mrs. Francisca!
00:00:07Mrs. Francisca!
00:00:09That?
00:00:10That already hurt you!
00:00:11Yeah?
00:00:12Does it bother you?
00:00:13No no!
00:00:14This week's prizes have been announced!
00:00:16Now!
00:00:17Come in for a moment!
00:00:19Do you want me to write them down for you?
00:00:20No!
00:00:21Turn the radio up a little more!
00:00:23I can hear them myself now!
00:00:25Televisions!
00:00:27The only televisions in the world equipped with mobile sound.
00:00:31Latest update on the public investigation.
00:00:33That radio!
00:00:34Hey! That radio!
00:00:36Not loud!
00:00:36They've worked!
00:00:38V as well!
00:00:42Fran 약간!
00:00:43Come!
00:00:46Poy main!
00:01:02Vo!
00:01:16Goodbye, grandpa!
00:01:18See you later, little one. And your siblings?
00:01:21They're around here somewhere. Sorry, but I'm running late.
00:01:30Mercedes!
00:01:31Goodbye, grandpa!
00:01:34Hi, Carlitos. Hold on, man. I'm in a big hurry.
00:01:40What do you want?
00:01:42Where did you put the white shirt?
00:01:44Ah, the shirt. It's in the dirty part.
00:01:46But, woman, don't you know that today is forum day?
00:01:49I'll be right there! They're just quirks.
00:01:52Every time he goes to the mutual insurance company, he has to wear a white shirt.
00:01:55It's to look more presentable, woman.
00:01:57For the four fat ones they give her?
00:01:59Mercedes, I'm so macho!
00:02:00I'm coming, man!
00:02:01But anyway...
00:02:03Anyway, it's not there.
00:02:04Between you and your grandchildren, there are four of you to make a mess.
00:02:06And I only have two hands.
00:02:09Okay, I'll put on another one.
00:02:10Thank you!
00:02:14Thank you!
00:02:17No!
00:02:21They make a mess by four o'clock, but it's not there anyway!
00:02:27They make a mess by four o'clock, but it's not there anyway!
00:02:37We are taking the city into account!
00:03:06Thanks for watching the video.
00:03:12Thank you.
00:03:21Goodbye, see you next month.
00:03:24Good morning.
00:03:26Bye bye.
00:03:28Bye bye.
00:03:37Hello, Mrs. Pura.
00:03:40How are you, Don Benito? What's new?
00:03:42Well, these stairs could kill anyone.
00:03:48When will that elevator be fixed?
00:03:50Do as I do, go up slowly.
00:03:52Yes, and they can close the window on me, like they wanted to do last month.
00:03:57What does this mean?
00:03:59Well, as you can see, it's broken.
00:04:01But you have no shame.
00:04:03How am I supposed to climb two flights of stairs with my rheumatism?
00:04:06Well, I don't know, slowly.
00:04:08Neither slow nor anything else.
00:04:10I prefer to leave without getting paid, you already know that.
00:04:13Good morning.
00:04:15Hey, grandpa.
00:04:17Come on.
00:04:17Do you see me?
00:04:18Yes, come on.
00:04:19Where are you?
00:04:20Come on.
00:04:20Hey, but where am I going to go?
00:04:22Come on, be quiet and come with me.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Come on.
00:04:31That cage.
00:04:34Happens.
00:04:43Listen, this is an abuse.
00:04:45The fact that?
00:04:46This is because there's an elevator and some of us have to go up on foot.
00:04:49It's not an elevator.
00:04:51It is a private service freight elevator.
00:04:53Ah, that's why.
00:04:54Do you smoke?
00:04:56Naturally I smoke it.
00:05:01That's where you come out.
00:05:03Ah, over there.
00:05:04Yeah.
00:05:12Hello friends.
00:05:14Hello.
00:05:14How are you, Don Augusto?
00:05:15Okay, okay.
00:05:17Pirandillo.
00:05:18Listen, Don Augusto.
00:05:20Don't you get tired of climbing stairs?
00:05:23Go up stairs?
00:05:25That?
00:05:25I?
00:05:25Come on, man.
00:05:27I went up in the elevator.
00:05:29Elevator?
00:05:30Which?
00:05:31Private service, friend.
00:05:34Then he'll have to come and collect his money.
00:05:36I'm sorry, but...
00:05:37I'm sorry.
00:05:38And what does he want?
00:05:39What, get him out of bed?
00:05:41I don't know what you have to do if you have to get him out of bed.
00:05:44I tell him that I can't do anything.
00:05:46Well, you could do something.
00:05:47Go on, ma'am.
00:05:49I abide by the rules.
00:05:51Listen, she's about to be suffocated any minute now.
00:05:53All the more reason.
00:05:54First, the beneficiary is on his last legs.
00:05:57Second, he is not a blood relative.
00:05:59Third, he does not have the authorization.
00:06:01Come on, ma'am, please let others who are waiting pass.
00:06:04So, what can I do?
00:06:06You'll see, the one who can't do anything is me.
00:06:08It's the rule.
00:06:09The next one.
00:06:12Excuse me, miss.
00:06:13What do you want?
00:06:13Who are you related to?
00:06:15From Don Felipe González.
00:06:16Do you know him?
00:06:16Clear.
00:06:17What's wrong with him?
00:06:19It's almost 10 o'clock.
00:06:21Just a moment, wait.
00:06:23And where is it?
00:06:25At home.
00:06:26No way?
00:06:27In the provincial.
00:06:28Who is it?
00:06:29Your daughter?
00:06:30No, no, a niece, I think, or something like that, I don't know.
00:06:33Poor man.
00:06:34He looked so good.
00:06:36Yes, he looks good, but he's 90 years old.
00:06:39It had to happen sooner or later.
00:06:41Do you want us to go see him?
00:07:00Look over there, I'll look this way.
00:07:14Here it is.
00:07:19Hello.
00:07:21Don Felipe.
00:07:22You look great!
00:07:25Hey, Benito.
00:07:27They've seen my niece.
00:07:29Didn't she say you were here?
00:07:31How are you?
00:07:32Okay, okay.
00:07:34They know the doctor lets me eat boiled shrimp, man.
00:07:42I'm so glad.
00:07:43Hey, why don't you ask my sister to bring me a little bit of cider?
00:07:50No, they don't have any.
00:07:51They don't have them, they don't have them.
00:07:53The thing is, they're stingy and they don't want to give me anything.
00:07:57No, man.
00:07:58It's not in his best interest.
00:08:00Yes, it suits me.
00:08:01The doctor told me yes.
00:08:04And let me smoke if I want.
00:08:06No, man.
00:08:07Alright.
00:08:08We'll bring it to you.
00:08:10But the sister doesn't want to.
00:08:12Yes, dear.
00:08:19I think I should show it to him.
00:08:22But have you seen how the poor man is?
00:08:24It's edible.
00:08:25Yes, I know.
00:08:26It may be his last will and testament.
00:08:28Let's buy him a cigarette and some prawns, split the bill, shall we?
00:08:33That's not much for what he would need.
00:08:36Everyone knows how they'll bury him.
00:08:38If we were to ask for an advance, I don't know who to ask.
00:08:41Anyway, we'll try.
00:08:43But it's going to be useless for her, isn't it?
00:08:46We'll be right back, Don Felipe.
00:08:48We'll bring you prawns and a cigar.
00:08:50Yes indeed, sir.
00:08:52And a little glass of cider that will do me good for those who need attention.
00:08:58Yes, sir, also.
00:08:59Here's the money for the cigarette.
00:09:01Aren't you coming?
00:09:03No.
00:09:03I'd rather keep him.
00:09:05The poor man is very lonely.
00:09:09No.
00:09:10The cigar that is guano.
00:09:12Yes, man.
00:09:14See you later.
00:09:18Will it take a while?
00:09:19Next to nothing.
00:09:21Ala, ala.
00:09:21Go to sleep, I'll keep you company.
00:09:24And if I fall asleep, they'll bring me the prawns and the cigarette.
00:09:27Of course, man, of course.
00:09:31Gentlemen, please be brief.
00:09:33It's almost time.
00:09:34Well, you see.
00:09:37This is one of the pensioners, Mr. Felipe González.
00:09:42It's very bad.
00:09:43More than bad, extremely serious.
00:09:46Almost with one foot here and the other in another neighborhood.
00:09:48That's it.
00:09:49And we wanted to ask you, if possible.
00:09:54That.
00:09:55Collect an advance for him.
00:09:57Bad thing.
00:09:58I understand.
00:10:00This is not the first case to occur, nor will it be the last, of course.
00:10:03But you're pensioners too, aren't you?
00:10:06Yes sir.
00:10:07Well then, they know it better than I do.
00:10:09The interested party's presence is required.
00:10:11He cannot move.
00:10:13Yes, yes.
00:10:13The presence, or failing that, a duly legalized authorization and...
00:10:17He doesn't even have the strength to sign his name.
00:10:20And a certificate stamped by the College of Physicians plus the application with the corresponding policy.
00:10:24Yes, yes.
00:10:25And the certificate of lack of income, the proof of life, and the guarantee of poverty.
00:10:31Yes, all of that, plus a document that proves the urgency and the purpose for which it will be used.
00:10:37Do you understand?
00:10:38We'll have to hurry to get the proof of life certificate.
00:10:41And as for the urgency, perhaps you understand.
00:10:44That's all that's needed.
00:10:45Of course I understand.
00:10:46Well, then there's no other solution than that.
00:10:49If it were up to me...
00:10:52But I have to answer for everything before a board of directors and so on.
00:10:56Well, we'll try to arrive on time.
00:10:59I repeat, I don't...
00:11:01Oh yes, we understand.
00:11:04Proof of life, certificate of urgency, certificate of poverty, other certificate that certifies that the certificate is good.
00:11:12Please don't take this lightly.
00:11:16And poverty, and poverty, that's for sure.
00:11:19Many povertys, dozens of povertys.
00:11:22The rules are the rules.
00:11:25Good morning, good morning.
00:11:27Regulations, certificate, poverty, documents, legalizations, bagpipes.
00:11:34I already told you, they regulate everything and everything...
00:11:37Anything but death.
00:11:39She's not coming for...
00:11:40When you least expect it, bam!
00:11:44A real shame.
00:11:57Good afternoon.
00:11:58I took advantage.
00:11:59If you'd like...
00:12:00Dom Benito!
00:12:00Look who's here.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:04Not a pity.
00:12:05It's no longer necessary.
00:12:07But the thing is...
00:12:10Poor.
00:12:11Half an hour after you left, I was like a little bird.
00:12:16And how are they going to bury him?
00:12:18You can imagine.
00:12:20And it's a good thing they didn't take him to the dissection room.
00:12:23You see it yourselves.
00:12:24How should we be prepared in life?
00:12:27Bah, you know.
00:12:28After I'm dead, what does it matter?
00:12:30What do you mean, what does it matter?
00:12:31It's not the same.
00:12:32Not at all.
00:12:34When is the funeral?
00:12:36Tomorrow.
00:12:37At four.
00:12:38Will you go?
00:12:39What else can we do?
00:12:40Well, we'll see each other there.
00:12:46Do you know what I think?
00:12:47No.
00:12:49They're pigs.
00:12:50That.
00:12:52Well, it's the rule.
00:12:53Yeah.
00:12:54But imagine if it had happened to you.
00:12:56Were you drinking?
00:12:57It's the same.
00:12:58We certainly paid when we could.
00:13:01When we paid.
00:13:02Well, pesetas were pesetas.
00:13:03And not now, when they're not worth a penny.
00:13:05Furthermore, the mutual society is a public limited company.
00:13:08And there's nothing to be done.
00:13:11Nothing?
00:13:12Yes indeed there are.
00:13:13They deserve to be punished.
00:13:16That their money will disappear overnight.
00:13:18That they will fly away.
00:13:19Well, this one's sorted.
00:13:21Do you know what I would do if I wore pants?
00:13:24Hey?
00:13:25Do you know what I would do?
00:13:26No, I don't know what I would do.
00:13:27To rob them.
00:13:28And don't think I was going to regret it.
00:13:32I'll leave her, Doña Pura.
00:13:34I live here.
00:13:34Up there, on the third floor.
00:13:36At that boarding house.
00:13:36Oh, how silly.
00:13:38And it has to be very late.
00:13:40Why don't you come by the retreat one morning?
00:13:43I go every day with my granddaughter.
00:13:46The sun is shining beautifully.
00:13:47Yes, I'll go, I'll go.
00:13:49Goodbye, Doña Pura.
00:13:50Bye bye.
00:13:50Oh, listen.
00:13:51Hey?
00:13:52How much did the cigar cost you?
00:13:58Twenty-five pesetas.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:01Are you going to smoke it?
00:14:03Who knows?
00:14:05Oh, how funny of him.
00:14:08The cigar flew away.
00:14:14In December I'm going on tour around the provinces.
00:14:17To be a commander in the Don Juan plays?
00:14:19They've asked me to go, I can't refuse.
00:14:22You should come with us, shouldn't you?
00:14:23I was going to have a blast.
00:14:25I'd better pass it on to Don Augusto.
00:14:27Hey, Mr. Augusto.
00:14:29Don Augusto.
00:14:30That?
00:14:31What do they call it?
00:14:32Nothing.
00:14:32If you would like to come with us.
00:14:35Company?
00:14:35My business is the best thing about me.
00:14:38Combinations.
00:14:38Let Dorita say it.
00:14:40I don't know, I haven't put it on yet.
00:14:41What, transparent?
00:14:42Yes, and with some lace trim here.
00:14:45A little more, Dorita.
00:14:47Well, well, this is a decent house.
00:14:50Let's see when you'll show us your genres, Mr. Martinez.
00:14:52Whenever you want, beautiful.
00:14:54Come to my room.
00:14:55Concha, I'll be late for dinner tonight.
00:14:57I have filming experience.
00:14:58Well.
00:14:58Ugh!
00:14:59Cinema, now that's truly outrageous.
00:15:01I don't know why you say that.
00:15:02Because yes, because people learn bad things from movies.
00:15:06Wars, shootings, crimes, yes.
00:15:08People even learn to steal at the movies.
00:15:16Well, man, I know, I know that Estefano can still be beaten.
00:15:19And the aunt who gets tired of being distorted in the press and the advances.
00:15:22You know what? I'm telling you, no, man.
00:15:23If he played, not even Stefano escaped.
00:15:25How do you expect me to lose?
00:15:26If he played with the bad luck.
00:15:27But it must be acknowledged that it's getting on in years.
00:15:29Time passes.
00:15:29That's not what it's about.
00:15:30But you understand.
00:15:31Sorry.
00:15:33Look at the newspaper.
00:15:34May I?
00:15:35Of course, yes sir.
00:15:36Thank you so much.
00:15:37Oh my God.
00:15:40Just as I suspected.
00:15:42A big fish.
00:15:44Oh, really?
00:15:45Let's see.
00:15:46Half-page obituary.
00:15:48First-class special burial.
00:15:51Nothing.
00:15:52Six or seven thousand duros.
00:15:53This was not from the mutual insurance company.
00:15:56Well.
00:15:56That will be the case.
00:15:57Second dressed doll.
00:16:00Mother!
00:16:00Right now.
00:16:06Can you give me a moment?
00:16:10Take.
00:16:11Here's the money.
00:16:12I already have mine.
00:16:13Good.
00:16:14And see if you can buy the little girl some panties, she really needs them.
00:16:18Yeah I know.
00:16:18And you pay the bill for the holy burial.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:21Oh, and don't forget to buy your husband some sneakers.
00:16:26We have to see how she handles them.
00:16:28And chicken for lunch tomorrow, right?
00:16:30What I eat, I pay for many times over.
00:16:33How many years has it been since you went to the market, Mrs. Pura?
00:16:36Don't think I was going to get scared.
00:16:38What's needed is to know how to manage oneself.
00:16:41With the two thousand five hundred that my son earns, it's for you and the little girl.
00:16:45There you go, there you go.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:48To squander.
00:16:49All I'm telling you is that when I got married my husband earned three hundred pesetas a month and we lived so
00:16:54richly.
00:16:56And why doesn't he look at the year we live in?
00:17:08Come on, eat, you'll have it in a bunch.
00:17:26Thank you.
00:17:28Wow, what luxuries, Mom.
00:17:31Of course.
00:17:33Women of today.
00:17:35What are you saying?
00:17:37Nothing.
00:17:40Your wife, who has a hole in her hand.
00:17:44Ah, yes.
00:17:45Come on, eat, it's gotten cold.
00:17:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:25No, no, no.
00:18:26You are with me, my dad.
00:18:28Of all women, come and you'll always get it.
00:18:30And, Garri, thank you.
00:18:33And who is it for?
00:18:35From our mother.
00:18:37From our mother.
00:18:39Of course, those people who live in America work hard.
00:18:43Yes, that's life.
00:18:45Oh, hello.
00:18:46That's over now, what's next?
00:18:48I had been thrilled to see the mausoleum.
00:18:51Goodbye, Garri.
00:18:53Come on.
00:18:54Yeah.
00:18:54Oh, this way?
00:18:55Yes, yes, look.
00:18:58Look at this marvel.
00:19:01It is the mausoleum of the Marquis of Muro.
00:19:03Carrara marble.
00:19:05Authentic.
00:19:06Expensive, isn't it?
00:19:06Oh, a fortune.
00:19:09This whole thing with mausoleums is outrageous.
00:19:13B.S. is that of General Santisteban.
00:19:16It cost 400,000 pesetas before the war.
00:19:20Well, what about yours?
00:19:22Nothing.
00:19:24I thought about the cheapest option for my wife and me.
00:19:28But, despite that, look.
00:19:34Pretty neat, huh?
00:19:36Goes.
00:19:37A dream.
00:19:48Don Benito.
00:19:50Well, you're the man I'm looking for.
00:19:52And I'm the man you need to get you out of trouble, yes sir?
00:19:57As?
00:19:58I'll explain.
00:20:01I have a plan.
00:20:03Let's say a business.
00:20:05What thing?
00:20:06Well, you're leaning against a good tree.
00:20:08Very little money is needed.
00:20:11Only a portion of what you have saved.
00:20:14I'm putting in the effort; I'm interested.
00:20:16Okay, wait, man, wait.
00:20:19I've thought it through.
00:20:21The business is safe.
00:20:22And then the expenses were avoided, both by some starving people.
00:20:27Apart from the fact that I don't have money for investments.
00:20:30Yes, this one, man, yes, this one.
00:20:33But explain to me, what is it about?
00:20:35Do you want another one?
00:20:36A robbery.
00:20:38Eat, eat, man.
00:20:41Came in.
00:20:47What did you say?
00:20:48I said robbery.
00:20:51Holdup.
00:20:53Understood?
00:20:54No.
00:20:55Don't pull my leg.
00:20:58Listen, Don Benito, I'm not joking, I'm speaking very seriously.
00:21:01Then it would be best if you went to a doctor.
00:21:06Know...
00:21:06One moment.
00:21:08I'm not about to be tied down either.
00:21:10Do you want to listen to me, yes or no?
00:21:12To the...
00:21:13Forward.
00:21:15Hey, this is a problem.
00:21:16Come on.
00:21:16Well, tell him once.
00:21:18Ah, you're starting to become interesting.
00:21:21Yeah.
00:21:22I already knew that.
00:21:25Well, here's the thing.
00:21:27It's about stealing from the mutual insurance company.
00:21:29And why not at the Bank of Spain?
00:21:32Have you already put it on?
00:21:34Because the Bank of Spain is under close scrutiny.
00:21:37And not mutual insurance.
00:21:39TRUE?
00:21:39The mutual insurance company no.
00:21:41Yeah, the same old thing.
00:21:42One gun, hands up, everyone face the wall, everyone scared to death.
00:21:48And you?
00:21:48Either you let me speak or I'm leaving.
00:21:51Ah, first.
00:21:52That mutuality sometimes remained alive.
00:21:55And locked.
00:21:56What if it could be opened?
00:21:59Man.
00:22:00No, no, say, say.
00:22:02It's just that you put it in a way that...
00:22:06Then you are potential.
00:22:09As much of a thief as I might be.
00:22:11Or that gentleman.
00:22:12Okay, okay, no offense.
00:22:14No, it's not offensive.
00:22:17Look, Mr. Berito.
00:22:18There are things that are wrong and things that are right.
00:22:21And you already know the saying that he who steals from a thief is forgiven for a hundred years.
00:22:27Exactly that.
00:22:29And after all, they're the ones from the mutual insurance company.
00:22:32Thieves.
00:22:33Then, if we steal more from them, we're doing more than just getting revenge for the dirty tricks they're playing on us.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38Am I as shameless as you?
00:22:40Or can I become one, okay?
00:22:42And?
00:22:43Let's take it one step at a time.
00:22:46The idea occurred to me yesterday.
00:22:48And it occurred to me at the suggestion of Mrs. Fura.
00:22:51He's not going to tell me he's in on it too.
00:22:54No, no, no.
00:22:55Except it was her idea.
00:22:57When she said that she deserved to be robbed, she said something like, if she were a man, she would do it.
00:23:02She was very impaled.
00:23:05Well, I started thinking and thinking.
00:23:08And I came to the conclusion that the theft was possible.
00:23:14Well, I must be very dense, but I don't understand him.
00:23:18Look, Don Benito, I've been doing some research, you know?
00:23:21Leave it to me and you'll see how everything turns out fine.
00:23:24What I can tell you is that if we achieve it, you'll have enough for your mausoleum and to live in peace.
00:23:31the rest of his days.
00:23:32In jail.
00:23:33Come on, don't come at me now expecting the worst.
00:23:36Listen, I think you win.
00:23:40Sure?
00:23:41It's just that I'm thinking that Mrs. Fura might suspect you and me.
00:23:46Hey, can you hear me?
00:23:48Yes, yes.
00:23:49I think he said it in a little while, you know?
00:23:52It will have been forgotten by now.
00:23:54I believe it is essential that we see it before making any decision.
00:24:01Maricita! Maricita! Come!
00:24:03Maricita! Maricita! Maricita! Maricita! Maricita!
00:24:07Look, honey, these gentlemen are friends of grandma.
00:24:12How beautiful she is!
00:24:14I would play.
00:24:16Be quiet!
00:24:17Look how beautiful it has become.
00:24:18I would play what I had here.
00:24:20So, here it is.
00:24:21Here, take this for yourself, beautiful.
00:24:23What are they saying?
00:24:26Come on, baby, what's up?
00:24:28It's another one, right?
00:24:30Go on, go here.
00:24:32Oh dear, these children are getting more and more rude.
00:24:36And she's just like her mother.
00:24:38You didn't get along well with your daughter-in-law, did you?
00:24:41Neither good nor bad.
00:24:42I don't get along with them.
00:24:43I don't know what my son gave her when he got married.
00:24:46Is it because love is blind?
00:24:49No, men, we're very strange.
00:24:52She's the weird one.
00:24:54And my poor son, a henpecked husband who lets himself be ruled.
00:24:57She's the one in charge.
00:24:59She's the one who keeps the money.
00:25:01Well, but you do have your little pension, you know?
00:25:05I give him almost everything.
00:25:07What a miserable state I'm left with.
00:25:09Sure, because those people from the mutual insurance company are...
00:25:13And what about you?
00:25:15You weren't the one who said it.
00:25:18I?
00:25:19What does it say?
00:25:22Nothing.
00:25:23Nothing, nothing.
00:25:24Sometimes people speak without thinking.
00:25:28And sometimes you think without speaking, you know?
00:25:32Unclear.
00:25:33The thing is...
00:25:33I don't know why, but I imagine you're thinking about something you don't want to tell me.
00:25:39No, we.
00:25:40And what about mutual insurance?
00:25:45Oh, how silly of me.
00:25:47I don't know why I hadn't thought of that before.
00:25:50You are thinking of robbing the mutual fund.
00:25:53You see it.
00:25:55It's your fault because the fog is going to cry for you.
00:25:57Don't get nervous.
00:26:00But what do you think?
00:26:03Me?
00:26:04Nothing.
00:26:04Very funny.
00:26:05Of course.
00:26:07You can count on me.
00:26:08What did you say?
00:26:10Clear.
00:26:10You're not going to leave me hanging, are you?
00:26:14Naturally.
00:26:15Except that...
00:26:16Leave.
00:26:17Let there be no excuses, Don Benito.
00:26:20Do you think that if you had been a man, you would have hesitated?
00:26:24Well, look, Mrs. Pura, the truth is...
00:26:27There's a lot of risk involved, you know?
00:26:29It's a complete disaster.
00:26:33With all the consequences.
00:26:35Of course, you understand me.
00:26:37Naturally.
00:26:38Otherwise, it wouldn't be any fun.
00:26:39Well, when are you going to do that?
00:26:41Well, we haven't finalized anything yet.
00:26:44But above all, Doña Pura, silence.
00:26:47Let's keep this between us.
00:26:49For God's sake, Don Benito.
00:26:50Who do you take me for?
00:26:52Okay, we'll call her on the phone sometime soon.
00:26:55Do you have a telephone?
00:26:56Do you want to write it down?
00:26:57Say.
00:26:58Twenty-three, forty.
00:27:00Forty with the two of the...
00:27:01Forty with the two of the...
00:27:03And we'll call her.
00:27:04Whenever you want.
00:27:06Doña Pura, for charity's sake, silence.
00:27:08Man, take it away already.
00:27:10See you soon, Doña Pura.
00:27:12Marisita.
00:27:13Come.
00:27:14Go on, beautiful.
00:27:16Say goodbye to this, sir.
00:27:17Goodbye, sweetie.
00:27:18Bye bye.
00:27:18Did you like the candy?
00:27:20Yes, but he knew medicine.
00:27:22Goodbye, beautiful.
00:27:23They were for occasional use.
00:27:24Please call me soon.
00:27:33Nothing, except what is.
00:27:35These are the interferences.
00:27:37It's for you, Doña Pura.
00:27:38For me?
00:27:39Who?
00:27:40He hasn't said it.
00:27:41He says a friend.
00:27:42Ah, yes.
00:27:48What's wrong with your mother?
00:27:49I don't know.
00:27:50Because?
00:27:50At his age with friends.
00:27:51No, I don't think it's dangerous.
00:27:54Of course, since he sees him for that reason, I don't know where we're headed.
00:27:57What I'm missing.
00:27:58I never run out.
00:27:59Of course, because she's your mother.
00:28:01I was setting the table.
00:28:04Just a moment, please.
00:28:12Tell me, tell me.
00:28:21No, no, whenever I want.
00:28:24But, but, we'll finish very late, won't we?
00:28:30No, man, that's not why.
00:28:34OK.
00:28:36Of course I'll be on time.
00:28:38At ten o'clock?
00:28:39Well.
00:28:41Bye bye.
00:28:45Can I have the key to the building entrance, please?
00:28:48I have to go out tonight.
00:29:09We will meet in Carson City tomorrow at ten o'clock.
00:29:13I'll take the money and we'll divide it there.
00:29:17Any objections?
00:29:18I would advise you to do the distribution now.
00:29:21Tomorrow might be too late, and I wouldn't want you to get lead poisoning.
00:29:26Do you understand?
00:29:26That's a threat.
00:29:28Don't try to think for yourself, Laiton.
00:29:30You know that's not your thing.
00:29:31I wouldn't touch that, Dish.
00:29:33Maybe more.
00:29:34Don't get nervous, guys.
00:29:37There will be enough for everyone.
00:29:39Of course.
00:29:40No need to get nervous, okay, Laiton?
00:29:44There is no danger whatsoever.
00:29:46Keep your hands off, friend.
00:29:58Thank you!
00:30:00Thank you!
00:30:03Thank you!
00:31:05On top of that, they were disabled.
00:31:07Let's leave the vulgar ones alone, shall we?
00:31:09There are still classes.
00:31:11Our thing, huh?
00:31:12A kind of charity work, isn't it?
00:31:14Something like that.
00:31:16And that's why it's important that we stand united.
00:31:19that we never fight.
00:31:20Yes, man, don't worry.
00:31:22If I don't worry,
00:31:24But you've already seen it, haven't you?
00:31:27A loose finger,
00:31:29a trigger that is pulled,
00:31:30and everything into the mouth.
00:31:32The important thing about Viral
00:31:33Let's not back down.
00:31:35Alan, let's go, it's late.
00:31:47Clear!
00:31:49Jumps!
00:31:51Explosives!
00:31:52Enough to make you lose interest!
00:31:54Man, Don Benito,
00:31:55Don't come telling me you don't dare, okay?
00:31:57Well, daring to... I think...
00:32:00No, I don't believe anything.
00:32:02Does he dare or not?
00:32:03If you feel too worn out,
00:32:05He says it, and that's that.
00:32:07Spended?
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:08I'm coming.
00:32:09I'll go wherever I'm needed.
00:32:11Look.
00:32:12Be careful with asthma, Don Benito.
00:32:14No, no, no.
00:32:15Oh, wait.
00:32:16Wait.
00:32:16I forgot.
00:32:17If I have one here...
00:32:18I...
00:32:19Read it like this.
00:32:21It's very instructive.
00:32:27Robbery in Kansas.
00:32:29How interesting.
00:32:30The information about the safes is on page 35.
00:32:35Ah, ah, and you.
00:32:36You have.
00:32:37And read chapter 13 carefully, the one about the deaths.
00:32:41It's a real pick-me-up.
00:32:43What a great foul, Leador.
00:32:45Excellent.
00:32:45Now all that remains is to get to work.
00:32:48Don't rush things, Mrs. Furau.
00:32:50There is still much to be done.
00:32:51What time is it, Mrs. Cerita?
00:32:53It's past ten thirty.
00:32:55Oh, how yellow.
00:32:56I have to go do something.
00:32:57I've already been.
00:32:58Lely and you.
00:32:59One has four flags at home.
00:33:01Now.
00:33:02We're going.
00:33:02Err.
00:33:03How funny.
00:33:08I have to go do something.
00:33:10A Państwo.
00:33:11Llä deification.
00:33:12Algaza.
00:33:18Hey.
00:33:20Oh...
00:33:21Share us together every time.
00:33:23That...
00:33:41Hello, Rosa.
00:33:42How early.
00:33:43Are you going out today?
00:33:44Right now, as soon as I get dressed.
00:33:47I'll fix the girl, then.
00:33:48No, I can't take it with me today.
00:33:50I have something very important to do.
00:33:52Oh my God.
00:34:10Hi there.
00:34:12What did he want?
00:34:12Today is not a checkout day.
00:34:14Yes, I know.
00:34:15Wait, I wanted you to explain something to me.
00:34:19Okay, say whatever.
00:34:20Well, you see, I wanted to apply for a loan for an apartment.
00:34:27It turns out they're going to demolish our house and we've found one in the San Juan neighborhood.
00:34:34But they're asking us for a transfer fee, very little, 30,000 pesetas.
00:34:40Well, we were saying at home that maybe the mutual insurance...
00:34:48No, sir.
00:34:50No what?
00:34:51The credit.
00:34:52But he does not grant them.
00:34:54Yes, to those who pay, but never to those who collect.
00:34:57And you'll be one of those who get paid, I suppose.
00:34:59Yes, sir, it's a pittance, but I get paid.
00:35:02Well, then there's nothing to be done.
00:35:04That means that I, who have been paying for 47 years and some change, now...
00:35:11That's right, yes sir.
00:35:13In other words, I have no rights to anything.
00:35:16Are you going to collect your pension?
00:35:18Anyway, if you want to see...
00:35:19Don't bother.
00:35:21I know what I wanted to know.
00:35:23Good morning.
00:35:24Bye bye.
00:35:44Hey, the door is this way.
00:35:46I don't know where anymore.
00:35:58Tenorio is a good piece.
00:36:02You're quite a character.
00:36:04At his age and with his soul.
00:36:07The day I become a capitalist, you'll see, neither years nor asthma.
00:36:10A wonderful honeymoon trip to Palma de Mallorca and to live.
00:36:15So, how did it go?
00:36:17Easy, 34 steps.
00:36:19Well, that's not bad.
00:36:21No, the problem is the checkout door, it's that big.
00:36:24Wow.
00:36:26Yes, but what about the installation?
00:36:28Which facility?
00:36:29Alarm bells.
00:36:32I forgot.
00:36:33Well, man, go see it when the time comes.
00:36:35I?
00:36:36Yes, tomorrow, with the look the janitor gave me.
00:36:39He's probably suspicious.
00:36:41What would he suspect?
00:36:42Okay, I'll go.
00:36:43You go home and we'll see each other at the cafe this afternoon.
00:36:46And why can you tell from coffee?
00:36:49Because it's more peaceful.
00:36:51And why?
00:36:51And why is Don Benito paying?
00:36:53Yes, you pay, but you put it in the expense account.
00:36:56And why don't we go to the bank's retirement fund if it doesn't cost money?
00:37:00For Doña Pula, one must be gallant and a freeloader.
00:37:06Okay, let's discuss it at the retreat, shall we?
00:37:10He gives me a cigarette to cover it up, you know how it is.
00:37:15The point is to milk the system.
00:37:21And matches too, right?
00:37:23I have that too.
00:37:44Hey, they've fixed it now.
00:37:46That?
00:37:46The elevator, which is now working.
00:37:49Ah, yes, thank you.
00:37:50I prefer to do some exercise.
00:37:52It's very good for rheumatism.
00:38:21Ah, they've fixed it now.
00:38:39Another pain in the ass.
00:38:43Good morning.
00:38:44And what do you want?
00:38:45Excuse me.
00:38:48That is.
00:38:49Of the same quality, but...
00:38:52One letter ninety less.
00:38:55Yes of course.
00:38:56With expenses.
00:38:58But can we know what he wants?
00:39:00Me, nothing more, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:39:03Always.
00:39:04Bye bye.
00:39:06Hey, what's going to happen this morning?
00:39:08I don't know.
00:39:09It seems like an epidemic, doesn't it?
00:39:11And he wants me to believe that it's disintegrated.
00:39:13Yes, I thought so.
00:39:14Oh, and the first one too, right?
00:39:16The first string too.
00:39:17Well, I don't take it.
00:39:18Ah, well, let's see, who?
00:39:19The two brand new strings.
00:39:21That would be less.
00:39:21You are a thief.
00:39:23You are the thief.
00:39:24Don't let me go without.
00:39:25I don't need you.
00:39:26I like that it has been created by a couple of insurmountable forces.
00:39:29Unbeatable.
00:39:30How hard we give.
00:39:31It will be less now.
00:39:32Omar, we've been given less for her.
00:39:34I haven't won anything.
00:39:36No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:07No, no, no, no.
00:40:11Ah, well, you'll see.
00:40:12She hasn't taken it out for many days and it's still very good.
00:40:14Come on, don't talk nonsense.
00:40:16The girl is as healthy as a horse.
00:40:19Barca 96.
00:40:21Barca 96.
00:40:23He has two minutes left.
00:40:24Is it us?
00:40:26Sure, man, come on, come back.
00:40:28Otherwise, it will cost us a penny or two more.
00:40:31Okay, but don't get like that too, sir.
00:40:34We're coming.
00:40:34What's with this obsession with the little boat?
00:40:38So, let's see if we can get this sorted.
00:40:41When will we start stealing?
00:40:43You see, many details are missing.
00:40:46It's been a long time since I've been to confession.
00:40:48And I don't want to do it until everything is over.
00:40:52Do you understand?
00:40:52Yes, very pious, yes, ma'am.
00:40:55You'll see.
00:40:56But you want to hurry, Don Augusto.
00:40:59I'll see in a hurry, for a couple of miserable coins.
00:41:04Miserable?
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:05You are a spendthrift.
00:41:07That's how you'll never get to Palma de Mallorca.
00:41:10Do you really think I'm going to go rowing?
00:41:13This is not a regatta, my lord.
00:41:15Take them if you want, and shove them up their noses.
00:41:18Bring it.
00:41:18To hell with you, you stingy bastard.
00:41:23Of course, with discussions.
00:41:25We're not going anywhere.
00:41:28What does he think, that I'm going to let him get away with it?
00:41:30I'm just saying that the three of us can achieve something.
00:41:33But if we start getting angry, that's bad...
00:41:36I'll do it myself if you're afraid.
00:41:38That's it.
00:41:39Juanito Milón, I'm inviting you to collaborate, of course.
00:41:43But when did you ever dream of having so much fun?
00:41:46What would I have done without us?
00:41:48To die of disgust.
00:41:50Working without this.
00:41:52Mark 96.
00:41:54You have half a minute left.
00:41:55You catch me.
00:41:57I hadn't had such a good time in years.
00:41:59And the number of plans one comes up with for the future, it's unbelievable.
00:42:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:42:16no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:42:32no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:03Thank you!
00:43:33Thank you!
00:43:37Thank you!
00:43:38Thank you!
00:43:39Thank you!
00:43:51Thank you!
00:43:53Thank you!
00:43:55Thank you!
00:43:56Thank you!
00:43:56Thank you!
00:43:57Thank you!
00:43:58Thank you!
00:43:59Thank you!
00:44:00Well, then we hope that I can count on five devilish bullfights.
00:44:04Yes, more or less five or six tons.
00:44:07And what about the kid from that boat you guys had?
00:44:10Yes, you know we have the merchant ship,
00:44:12and understand that you have to go to the park.
00:44:14Well, I'd be interested too.
00:44:15Herein lies the problem perhaps...
00:44:17How are you?
00:44:19The transport is running.
00:44:22Too thick.
00:44:23No, not me.
00:44:23No, of course not.
00:44:24There's nothing more to say.
00:44:26I'm interested in the mix.
00:44:28You know that you have 30%.
00:44:3030%.
00:44:31I think it's a...
00:44:32Look.
00:44:32I have this in mind that the transportation is on us.
00:45:18I have it here.
00:45:21No.
00:45:27I have it here.
00:45:41Grandma, who are those ladies?
00:45:44They're not ladies, they're women.
00:45:47And what are they doing sitting there?
00:45:49They're asking for money for the piggy banks.
00:45:53One of these days you'll find me sitting there presiding over a table.
00:45:58hat and all.
00:46:11We already have the sugar.
00:46:13You've organized your little trip very well.
00:46:17We have to do something for life, man.
00:46:20Let's get to the point.
00:46:27Gunpowder.
00:46:29Gunpowder.
00:46:31Here it is, 25 grams of powdered charcoal.
00:46:35Okay, so how do we weigh it?
00:46:37Don't worry, you're a teaspoon.
00:46:41It's not very scientific, but whatever.
00:46:44How much did he say?
00:46:46Huh? 25 grams.
00:46:48No?
00:46:49That.
00:46:50Yes, like that.
00:46:59And another 25 grams of sugar, like that black powder.
00:47:06Now it says to mix and pulverize with the almirán.
00:47:15Handmade, right?
00:47:19Listen, but there's very little here.
00:47:22And I'm putting on a show of sorrow.
00:47:24Let's see.
00:47:26So, we'll have to double the dose.
00:47:31It's coming.
00:47:32Ah, romperito, go ahead and leave and let me know when we're ready to talk.
00:47:36I'll turn it on.
00:47:37Don't say it, you'd break it.
00:47:39You're clumsier than I am at running.
00:47:42Clumsy me.
00:47:42And what about her asthma?
00:47:44Okay, I'll light it.
00:47:44It's coming.
00:47:47I'm telling myself that.
00:47:48Let go, I'm leaving.
00:47:49Run out and let me know.
00:47:57That's enough.
00:47:59Father, I've done so little.
00:48:07Oh, you whore.
00:48:09Don't boast about being brave.
00:48:11I can see that you're both scared to death.
00:48:15This looks like Cape Canavera.
00:48:18Let him say it.
00:49:10But what kind of bomb have you made?
00:49:13And what do I know?
00:49:14This is chaos.
00:49:16Well, that's all we needed.
00:49:18Oh man.
00:49:19Let's go through the tunnel.
00:49:20And leave the boiler.
00:49:22No way.
00:49:22No way.
00:49:24It costs a lot of money.
00:49:25If nobody takes it.
00:49:26No way.
00:49:26I paid for it for you.
00:49:28Too bad.
00:49:29That's the last thing we needed.
00:49:34Yeah.
00:49:42No, no, no.
00:49:48No.
00:49:50No.
00:49:50No.
00:49:51No.
00:49:51No.
00:49:51No.
00:49:53No.
00:49:53No.
00:49:55No.
00:49:57No.
00:49:59Congratulations on the form, sir.
00:50:03In any case, we have to continue with the tests.
00:50:07And with that?
00:50:09This time I'll take care of the explosives.
00:50:13And why not? After all, we've failed, haven't we?
00:50:18This is telangi.
00:50:26These are 6 gauge.
00:50:33Aren't there any bigger ones?
00:50:34These are the ones that kill elephants, ma'am.
00:50:37What size do you want them?
00:50:39Well, look, I don't know what to tell you.
00:50:41My son has gone to the hunting estate
00:50:45and he asked me to send him the largest cartridges.
00:50:48But there won't be any elephants on the farm, I suppose.
00:50:51I think that with these...
00:50:52No, no. Fatter. Fatter!
00:50:55My son's shotgun looks like a cannon.
00:50:58I'm sorry, ma'am. There aren't any more fat people, as you say.
00:51:02Well, that's how I feel.
00:51:04How many do you want?
00:51:05It depends on the price. How much?
00:51:07150 pesetas.
00:51:09The box?
00:51:10No, no. Each one.
00:51:11Oh, how awful!
00:51:13Okay, then put me on...
00:51:16Give me 10.
00:51:17And if it works for me, I'll be back for more.
00:51:29Thank you!
00:51:31Thank you!
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00:53:45Hello good morning.
00:53:46What's up, Don Benito?
00:53:47Nothing.
00:53:48Who happened to be passing by.
00:53:50And I said to myself...
00:53:51I'm going to ask you something.
00:53:53Let's see if you can clarify that for me.
00:53:56Hey...
00:53:57Well, you already know this drawing.
00:53:59Yes, yes.
00:54:00I said to myself, I mean...
00:54:01If we added that little angel out there.
00:54:06No, what?
00:54:07Would it go up a lot?
00:54:09That's crazy.
00:54:10But it's also not for sale.
00:54:11It's a commission.
00:54:12And if we made it to order...
00:54:14How much could it be worth?
00:54:15About a little, more or less.
00:54:17Hey...
00:54:17Well, to be honest, I don't know.
00:54:19I would have to check.
00:54:20But it's a crazy idea, I'm telling you.
00:54:21Please do me the favor of checking it out.
00:54:23Wants?
00:54:23What could be worth one and two.
00:54:26Do you understand?
00:54:27Because I suppose they'll give some kind of discount if you buy two, right?
00:54:31Well, to be honest, I don't know.
00:54:32Well, just so you know, I'll be stopping by tomorrow...
00:54:35come here to find out the answer.
00:54:37Whatever.
00:54:38The filing cabinet wall ends here.
00:54:41More or less.
00:54:42And there, about three meters away, another wall leading to the corner of the office.
00:54:50Here.
00:54:50Let's see if that's the case.
00:54:54That.
00:54:55Around there.
00:54:56Around there.
00:54:58Yeah.
00:54:59Yeah.
00:55:00No, because, because, because, it, the, because, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it.
00:55:12Ah, I see.
00:55:16Then add two and a half meters and that's the entrance
00:55:21Two and a half meters, this is the average, which is the surveyor.
00:55:29So, here, right?
00:55:31It's not great, but it'll do.
00:55:37That's it, Doña Pura, whenever you want
00:55:46Let's see, when he lowers his hand, it'll be a bombshell.
00:55:50Yes, man
00:55:51Will it be in large or small bills?
00:55:54Calculate everything yourself
00:55:57Ready?
00:56:02Boom!
00:56:14Boom!
00:56:16Boom!
00:56:31And now it is
00:56:32Boom!
00:56:35Boom!
00:56:37Boom!
00:56:38Boom!
00:56:39Boom!
00:56:40Boom!
00:56:49One minute and twenty seconds.
00:56:52Should we leave it at that?
00:56:54No, no, no.
00:56:56We need to be very well rested the day before.
00:57:00Let's see if we can do it in a minute.
00:57:03But without going over the walls.
00:57:10Ready?
00:57:12Come on!
00:57:13Oh, oh, oh!
00:57:17Hello, Dorita.
00:57:18Hello, Mr. Augusto.
00:57:19First of all, don't call me Don Augusto.
00:57:21She thinks he could at least be your husband.
00:57:24Man, so much, so much.
00:57:27Everything depends on your perspective.
00:57:28Or is it that I'm not good-looking?
00:57:30You always look good, grandpa.
00:57:33Hey, Dorita, by the way.
00:57:36I'm thinking of going to Mallorca for a few days.
00:57:39And I thought, do you want to come with me?
00:57:43Listen, it's going to be something to think about.
00:57:46Okay, think about it and tell me when you've decided.
00:57:50I'm warning you, you won't regret it.
00:57:52Of course not.
00:57:54That's 75 a day.
00:57:57Put the clothes aside.
00:57:58Girls, something new.
00:57:59What's happening?
00:58:00Guess who suggested I take a wonderful trip to Mallorca?
00:58:02Don Augusto.
00:58:04But how does he know?
00:58:05He proposed it to me yesterday and there it is.
00:58:10The girls who have a great sense of humor.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Okay, folks, tomorrow at this time...
00:58:16Millionaires.
00:58:17And what do you plan to do with the money, Don Augusto?
00:58:22Well, look, I've been thinking about giving it as a dowry to a niece of mine who wants to get married.
00:58:28How wonderful!
00:58:29The honeymoon is going to be in Mallorca, right?
00:58:33Yeah.
00:58:34And you, Mrs. Pura?
00:58:36Oh, lots of things.
00:58:38Money, although it may not seem like it, is very much about itself.
00:58:41I will dress my granddaughter from head to toe.
00:58:43I'll buy my son a car so he doesn't have to take the subway every morning.
00:58:48We'll look for a very large apartment in the city center.
00:58:51And what about what's left over?
00:58:54I will distribute it among the poor.
00:58:56Everything I have left.
00:58:57It's outrageous that some of us have so much and others have nothing.
00:59:01Don't you think so?
00:59:02Of course, absolutely.
00:59:04Now let's go, let's not waste any time.
00:59:07So we agreed to meet at 12:30 on the street, okay?
00:59:13A quick overview, its purpose.
00:59:15The string scale?
00:59:17Yes, ma'am, exactly, and yours?
00:59:19The footprints.
00:59:20Do you have the necessary items?
00:59:22Sure, man.
00:59:23Any objections?
00:59:25A question.
00:59:27Who's the boss?
00:59:29Man, what questions did he ask?
00:59:31Yes, it was to confirm it.
00:59:34I've been consulting the penal code.
00:59:36And if they catch us, you'll get four years and one day more in jail than the two of us.
01:00:17Subscribe to the channel!
01:00:28But where are you going at this hour, grandpa?
01:00:30I'm going for a walk.
01:00:32And what are you doing, still at home?
01:00:34And where do you expect me to be at eight in the morning?
01:00:37Why are you taking that?
01:00:38This is just in case...
01:00:42Ricardo, Carlos!
01:00:43It's in case my feet swell.
01:00:45They're making my life miserable these days.
01:00:49She shouldn't go out in public like that.
01:00:50But if you stretch...
01:00:51What's happening?
01:00:52Another one who's just as bad.
01:00:53Can you tell me why you're not in bed?
01:00:56The way God intended.
01:00:57Hello, grandpa.
01:00:58What are you carrying there?
01:00:59They're my old shoes.
01:01:00Man!
01:01:01Okay, and you, lend me your Vespa gloves.
01:01:04So that?
01:01:05What do you want?
01:01:05What if your poor grandfather dies of cold?
01:01:11Well, why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:14Hey?
01:01:14I have monkeys on my face.
01:01:16You look like fools.
01:01:17Hey, grandpa, why don't you have breakfast with us?
01:01:19No way.
01:01:21My head hurts.
01:01:22Then I shouldn't go out.
01:01:24I go out when I feel like it.
01:01:26That's it.
01:01:27And you'd be better off being at home when you should be.
01:01:30and not when you're bothering us.
01:01:32and not to be a priest.
01:01:37Of course, anyone who understands old people...
01:01:50Who is it?
01:01:51I.
01:01:53Wait.
01:01:55Wait.
01:01:56One moment.
01:01:59You can come in now.
01:02:01What are eight o'clock?
01:02:04Listen, but...
01:02:05Is that why you made me get up so early?
01:02:07It's because I woke up very early.
01:02:09Well, yes...
01:02:11With the flu I have.
01:02:12Don't smoke here.
01:02:14Excuse me, since when does smoke bother you?
01:02:16Oh, you didn't know?
01:02:17Come on, come on, I'm going to get dressed.
01:02:19But he's already dressed.
01:02:21Right?
01:02:22Well, I'll have to get dressed again.
01:02:24Hey?
01:02:31Can you give me a peseta candle, please?
01:02:34It's for Saint Pancras.
01:02:36Take it.
01:02:38Thank you.
01:02:47How much does this cost?
01:02:4853 pesetas.
01:02:49Wow.
01:02:55Excuse me, could you give me two more peseta candles, please?
01:03:02If everything goes well, I'll bring you three candles worth 53 pesetas each.
01:03:08Amen.
01:03:18It is not only the one who steals from others who is a thief, but also the one who stops contributing their donation.
01:03:24to make the world.
01:03:25This world is born when they have had to live, so that it is a little harder than he is.
01:03:31And it is only us, and a part of them, that is being addressed to them.
01:04:03And he's only slightly tougher than him.
01:04:06And he's only slightly tougher than him.
01:04:59And he's only slightly tougher than him.
01:05:33Thank you!
01:05:48Thank you!
01:06:09492 with 90
01:06:13627 with 70
01:06:17What a time to eat that!
01:06:19And thank goodness I remembered that if I'm not careful
01:06:22Go on, keep dictating
01:06:25344 with 10
01:06:29375 with 35
01:06:32I mean, well, what? Well, according to my calculations, it must be around one o'clock.
01:06:41You'll have to forgive me, but be quiet, I didn't have my sheepskins.
01:07:09570.75, 219.20, 432.15, 205.35, 184.15, 325.90, 485.70, 527.20,
01:07:32622, 20, it will pass soon.
01:07:40I could have used to need a woman like you.
01:07:44Silly.
01:07:44No, I'm serious.
01:07:46Man, be careful.
01:07:54Don't throw anything on the floor.
01:07:57It could be a test.
01:07:59But it's all over now.
01:08:01Sorry.
01:08:12Goodbye everyone.
01:08:13Good problem.
01:08:13See you later.
01:08:14See you later.
01:08:43Shouldn't we?
01:08:44No, it's not from here that I wanted to see the village.
01:08:46But...
01:08:48Yes, sweetheart, I do need it here.
01:08:51That's it.
01:08:51No, not there, that's it!
01:08:52Okay, that's it.
01:08:56That goes to the...
01:09:10No, it's already done.
01:09:12Very...
01:09:12You're going to...
01:09:16Berbe?
01:09:17I have a Studidition.
01:09:20Departments.
01:09:21You were here.
01:09:31They haven't left yet.
01:09:35There's still someone inside
01:09:37Think about it.
01:10:09Already
01:10:27Hello
01:10:28What? Time to eat?
01:10:29To do a little for life
01:10:31Now it's my turn, enjoy your meal!
01:10:32Likewise
01:11:12Doña Pura, you of grace
01:11:15What's that?
01:11:16Oh dear, what a blunder!
01:11:18Just leave it all covered in fingerprints
01:11:20Sure, man
01:11:22It seems unbelievable.
01:11:38So
01:12:11Just leave it all covered in fingerprints
01:12:20Just leave it all covered in fingerprints
01:12:34Just leave it all covered in fingerprints
01:13:07How are you?
01:13:10It turned out really well, didn't it?
01:13:12Really?
01:13:12Just leave it all covered in fingerprints
01:13:54Let's see, match, I don't have one
01:13:58You didn't bring them
01:13:59I only smoke for free now.
01:14:01Well, it's their obligation to have them.
01:14:04Well, I don't have them.
01:14:20What misery?
01:14:30What a thief!
01:14:33Now hide
01:14:34This is already done
01:14:36But men, and they're already dry
01:14:53Come on, don't rush.
01:15:03Yeah!
01:15:04Valley!
01:15:05Yeah!
01:15:07Okay!
01:15:08Okay!
01:15:13Okay!
01:15:14No, no, no, no.
01:15:43No, no, no, no, no.
01:16:16No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:03No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:17:40No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:17:57No, no, no, no.
01:17:59No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:18:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:19:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:19:08no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:19:23Vargas, go downstairs and have them watch the house next door.
01:19:29And this whole apple.
01:19:31At your service.
01:19:32So you're the janitor of this office.
01:19:35To serve the frey.
01:19:36Land, land, land, hurry.
01:19:38Wait on the stairs.
01:19:40Jump in and there's nothing to see.
01:19:41Come on, come on.
01:19:46Tell me one thing, were you the one who alerted the police?
01:19:49No sir, it was the goalkeeper downstairs.
01:19:58It was past one thirty, a quarter of an hour or so.
01:20:04Then we'll do the visual inspection, let's go inside.
01:20:07Until the smoke clears.
01:20:11They say they brought three cars.
01:20:13Jiménez recounted that they saw them running out of their school with terrorist-style machine guns...
01:20:17Terrorists, nothing more than scoundrels.
01:20:20Well, sometimes hunger...
01:20:21Neither hunger nor anything else, you shameless people.
01:20:22Gentlemen, please, they want to fire.
01:20:24Yes, yes, yes.
01:20:24Not anymore, not anymore, not anymore, not anymore.
01:20:25Hunger, no more, no more.
01:20:27No, no, because not here...
01:20:40What time is it?
01:20:41At least 4:20.
01:20:44And they will all have died at work.
01:20:50Calm returns.
01:20:52We'll have to prepare.
01:20:54How much money was in the till?
01:20:56About fifty thousand pesetas.
01:20:58The cashier will tell you exactly.
01:21:00Fifty-two thousand three hundred twenty-two and thirty.
01:21:03It needs to be reviewed.
01:21:04And you don't suspect anyone?
01:21:07Anyone knows.
01:21:08Bah, don't worry.
01:21:10This has been done by professionals.
01:21:12They had everything calculated down to the millimeter.
01:21:14Then there's nothing to be done, I suppose.
01:21:16Quite the opposite.
01:21:17The files will need to be reviewed.
01:21:19There are only six or seven surveyors who can do a job like that.
01:21:23And this is the calling card of the chicken, no doubt about it.
01:21:27Ready, Ms. Pura?
01:21:29Uh-huh.
01:21:30Let's go then.
01:21:32Forward.
01:22:04Courage to the pure lady.
01:22:12Don't get nervous about passion.
01:22:24See you later.
01:22:25Good luck.
01:23:01Good luck.
01:23:02Good luck.
01:23:05Good luck.
01:23:10Good luck.
01:23:12Good luck.
01:23:13Good luck.
01:23:14Good luck.
01:23:16Good luck.
01:23:17Good luck.
01:23:19Good luck.
01:23:20Good luck.
01:23:20Good luck.
01:23:21Good luck.
01:23:21Good luck.
01:23:23Good luck.
01:23:38Good afternoon.
01:23:40Good afternoon, ma'am.
01:23:51That?
01:23:52If she could get through, so can we.
01:23:55Now let's go.
01:24:02Anyway, like that robbery of the vichillas.
01:24:05But, guys...
01:24:05No, whatever I tell you.
01:24:06No, this time things seem clear, don't they?
01:24:09You'll see.
01:24:10In three days they'll be in the boat.
01:24:11I'm telling you, they've already been located.
01:24:13I don't know, I'm guessing this is going to take a while.
01:24:15No, they already know it was the chicken's doing.
01:24:18More than catching her in the trap, what can I say?
01:24:20You'll see.
01:24:21I...
01:24:21Give it to me, I think.
01:24:22Well.
01:24:22I'm sorry.
01:24:35Good afternoon.
01:24:48As?
01:24:49They're all in jail.
01:24:51Even the chicken?
01:24:53Of course I'm sure.
01:24:56Well, well, yes.
01:24:57We'll look again to see if there are any clues.
01:25:00Yeah?
01:25:01Yeah.
01:25:02Bye bye.
01:25:02I'll call you.
01:25:04There's no need to be alarmed.
01:25:05It will appear.
01:25:07They care that we go back to the other room.
01:25:09I'd like to check a couple of things.
01:25:20Would you like to come, please?
01:25:22I?
01:25:23Yes, man, you.
01:25:24You tell me.
01:25:26Let's see, let's see.
01:25:28We agreed that before leaving you checked that the box was closed.
01:25:31Yes sir.
01:25:32Very good.
01:25:33Can you repeat the movements you made?
01:25:34Yes, sir.
01:25:37Look, I was here like this.
01:25:39And why is that?
01:25:41Well, for...
01:25:42To run away as soon as the time struck.
01:25:46He looked at his watch.
01:25:47The clock?
01:25:48Which watch?
01:25:48I was there.
01:25:50It must have fallen.
01:25:52Well, what else.
01:25:53Go on.
01:25:53What's wrong with him?
01:25:59They were the same.
01:26:01Exactly the same.
01:26:03Besides the smoke.
01:26:04Okay, go on, woman, leave him alone.
01:26:07There's no going back now.
01:26:08I'm very sarcastic.
01:26:25Thank you!
01:26:47Okay, take us. Keep us updated. At least this has been saved.
01:26:56Take it, Don Benito, on account of expenses.
01:27:00No, no. Leave it. We could save it to form a common fund.
01:27:08Fund for what?
01:27:14Well...
01:27:23For expenses, for example.
01:27:26But you paid for everything.
01:27:28No, no, no. The truth is, I was thinking...
01:27:35Go ahead, say whatever.
01:27:37Come on, it's nonsense.
01:27:38Come on, man. It's no bigger nonsense than what I've done.
01:27:41No, no, no, that's not it. It's just, well, I was thinking that after all, we've
01:27:50I had a great time.
01:27:51Right? And we've proven that we can do anything.
01:27:55No?
01:27:57Then it occurred to me that maybe...
01:28:01...another business.
01:28:03When?
01:28:04You'll see.
01:28:05I think the butter vendor on the corner of my street...
01:28:09...he's a thief, but a real thief.
01:28:13Nothing like...
01:28:14...he made a fortune when he brought them mine.
01:28:16Okay, let's get to the point.
01:28:18I'm coming, I'm coming, man.
01:28:21Look, I know they close the store at three in the afternoon and go home.
01:28:26It's four blocks away, on the other street.
01:28:30Hey, do they have Astorga shortbread cookies at that store?
01:28:33Of course, woman.
01:28:34Of course, woman.
01:28:35Do not interrupt.
01:28:36Okay, okay.
01:28:38I was telling them that they close at three and don't reopen until after five.
01:28:42The back door of the butter shop opens directly onto a neighbor's courtyard that only has two windows.
01:28:49And those two windows belong to some distant cousins of mine who are spending a pleasant time here.
01:28:57So...
01:28:59Just go in, back door.
01:29:02Clear.
01:29:02And once inside...
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