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a group of greedy heirs who scheme to hasten the death of their wealthy, ailing uncle, Leonida Bottacin, by hiring a beautiful and seductive nurse (Anna, played by Ursula Andress) to excite him into a fatal heart attack
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00:00:27I'll see you next time.
00:03:12Sorry, Benito.
00:03:12Forgive me.
00:03:13Wait a minute.
00:03:13I'll clean you off.
00:03:15Stop it.
00:03:15You're making it worse.
00:03:19Look at this.
00:03:19The old fool.
00:03:20Doesn't he know any better?
00:03:21He'll run down the batteries.
00:03:28It's very well for him to bring flowers, poor auntie, but not in a pouring rain.
00:03:33God rest yourself.
00:03:34Search him right.
00:03:35Dirty old man.
00:03:36And just when he was taking it slower, remember when she first died?
00:03:39He brought their flowers every day.
00:03:41Every single day.
00:03:42Lilies, no less.
00:03:43Daisies were good enough for him.
00:03:44Oh no.
00:03:44Five years of lilies.
00:03:45And three hundred lire a piece.
00:03:46A small fortune.
00:03:47And at home he's so cheap.
00:03:48He won't even let us eat the swimming pool.
00:03:50Holy mother of Jesus.
00:03:52Please hurry.
00:03:53He's up here.
00:03:56He's in here.
00:03:57Please hurry.
00:04:07Uncle Leonida.
00:04:09Take him away.
00:04:11There's no time to lose.
00:04:13Hurry.
00:04:14What's happened?
00:04:15Where does it hurt you?
00:04:16Who got him up here?
00:04:18He came up by himself.
00:04:19He knows the way.
00:04:21Ah, I see.
00:04:22He felt sick and auntie's tomb.
00:04:23And came up here looking for help.
00:04:26Actually, when he came up, he felt fine like he always does.
00:04:30Then what?
00:04:31It doesn't matter.
00:04:32Just get him out of his house.
00:04:34Quickly.
00:04:35Good lord, woman.
00:04:36Can't you see the condition he's in?
00:04:38This could be a heart attack.
00:04:40He has to stay quiet.
00:04:41But my husband's coming any second.
00:04:44Ah, your husband will understand.
00:04:46If he understands what I understand, we're in trouble.
00:04:52The poor old darling, he loved it so much.
00:05:11Apparently it was thought best not to wait for the ambulance.
00:05:14I was rushed into the car and driven home.
00:05:17Where the real reason I had taken ill was not revealed.
00:05:21And here, while Dr. Pavan concerned himself with my heart,
00:05:25The local priest, Reverend Attilio, gave me the last rites
00:05:30And then desperately set about trying to save my soul with the rosary.
00:05:35They were all there.
00:05:37The entire household staff, Nane and Tosca.
00:05:41My poor departed Ramona's nephew, Gustav, retired colonial military officer.
00:05:47And her two nieces, that flighty little baggage, Yole.
00:05:51And her dimwish sister, Italia.
00:05:54Who made the mistake of marrying and out of work wine taster, Benito Verrotto.
00:05:58And unfortunately brought him into the house too.
00:06:02And this one here, crying, is Adonis, Yole's son.
00:06:05And the more he said about that, the better.
00:06:13.
00:06:18.
00:06:18.
00:06:34What's he doing speaking I can't imagine I've got a swan
00:06:50Yeah, we'll see he's saying pussy it was his man. He's right. Yes, he's right
00:06:55Poor Anthony. He always was fond of pussy
00:06:57Yes
00:07:01Thank you, Maria. Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus et nuke nor mortis nostre. Amen
00:07:07Ave Maria, grazia plena dominus tecum benedicta tua mulieribus et benedictus fructus ventris tua, Iesus
00:07:13Santa Maria, Mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus et nuke nor mortis nostre. Amen
00:07:23Requi aeternam donaeis domine lux perpetua
00:07:30Doctor, for God's sake, tell us something
00:07:35I'm sorry, unfortunately, there's not much to say. It'll be a miracle if he lasts through the night
00:07:39Isn't there anything we can do? Pray. That's what I was doing
00:07:46Requi aeternam donaeis domine
00:07:48Benito Varato, Bottasini and company incorporated here. I want to speak with Mr. Kitsch
00:07:53That's right. Thank you. Thank you
00:07:55They're putting him on the line now
00:07:58Hello, hello
00:08:00Mr. Kitsch, good night
00:08:01Good morning, I mean good afternoon
00:08:03You remember me, don't you? Benito Varato
00:08:06Benito, yes, Benito
00:08:07No, no, not Fagotto, Naroto
00:08:09Yes, that's the one
00:08:12Listen, remember that thing we were talking about
00:08:14Can you talk about it now?
00:08:15Wonderful, wonderful
00:08:18No, actually the old man hasn't actually changed his mind
00:08:21He's changed his life
00:08:24His life is in danger
00:08:25Well, what can you do?
00:08:28Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
00:08:29Tomorrow morning, perfect
00:08:31Yeah, we'll expect
00:08:35Nani? Yeah?
00:08:37I'm scared
00:08:39Nobody's gonna come down here at this hour
00:08:41I know that's why you could be Jack the Rape
00:08:43You could be Joan of Arc
00:08:47We're gonna drink to the health of the old man
00:08:49And the hell with the rest of the stingy family
00:09:23How about me?
00:09:25If you want a drink, you know the price
00:09:27No, it's too cold down here
00:09:29The wine will warm you up
00:09:37Then give me a drink
00:09:38Ah, ah, first things first
00:09:40You can't fool me
00:09:44Item number one, take off your sweater
00:09:47No
00:09:58Give it here
00:10:03Ah, it's like velvet
00:10:05If you think that's good try some of this
00:10:08It tastes like fire
00:10:10Tosca
00:10:13Give me something
00:10:18Your blouse
00:10:19No
00:11:02Thank you, Mr. Kitch
00:11:03As I was saying
00:11:05I think we the count's heirs
00:11:15And very kind of you
00:11:18We the only heirs
00:11:20Have always been in agreement
00:11:22With your ideas
00:11:23Mr. Kitch
00:11:25That our participation in your company
00:11:28At the capital investment level
00:11:31Opens chances of merchandising expansion
00:11:35About a scene and company
00:11:36Has the opportunity
00:11:37To become a kind of pilot project
00:11:39In this region, right?
00:11:40It's something the old man
00:11:41Simply doesn't comprehend
00:11:42With all due respect, of course
00:11:45But his business notions are old-fashioned
00:11:47And he refuses to change
00:11:48In the meantime the conglomerates
00:11:50Like you were teaching us
00:11:51Because you can't function any longer
00:11:52As a one-horse outfit
00:11:53No?
00:11:53Because drinkers want to drink
00:11:55The consumer of great wine
00:11:58Is a thing of the past
00:11:59The age of the blend is at hand
00:12:04Drop of patacine
00:12:06Is a drop in a bucket
00:12:07But it's our wine
00:12:09That can make your vermouth
00:12:10Worth drinking
00:12:13Okay, Mr. Fagotto
00:12:15You know
00:12:16Since we're all in agreement
00:12:18You Americans
00:12:21You're marvelous
00:12:23Always right to the point
00:12:27We have a saying
00:12:29Time
00:12:30Is money
00:12:32Time is money
00:12:33Oh, that's good
00:12:33One small point
00:12:35We're all in agreement
00:12:37Except the deceased
00:12:40Oh, his demise is expected
00:12:42Any minute now
00:12:49You're saying
00:12:51He isn't dead
00:12:53Oh, he is
00:12:54For all intents and purposes
00:12:56I mean
00:12:56It's only a matter of an hour at most
00:12:59For all I know
00:13:01Maybe it's already happened
00:13:07If you'll allow me
00:13:08I'll just check
00:13:14Hello, Tosca
00:13:15I'd like to speak to Madame
00:13:18Did you send the flowers?
00:13:23To my wife?
00:13:24No, sir, not yet
00:13:25I'll do it this afternoon
00:13:26Good
00:13:28Lilies, remember?
00:13:30White
00:13:31Lilies
00:13:34Is that you, Talia?
00:13:40Oh, in a coma?
00:13:43What is the doctor saying?
00:13:4636 hours
00:13:49Can you guarantee that?
00:13:51It's really the end
00:13:54That's well
00:13:5736 hours
00:13:59So now with each hour his death gets closer
00:14:24Yes, sir
00:14:25Optimistic, yes
00:14:25But with reservation
00:14:27He's outlived the 36 hour prognosis
00:14:30And this gives us reason for hope
00:14:32There's no question
00:14:33But that doesn't mean the battle's over
00:14:35A second attack would be fatal
00:14:39Fatal?
00:14:39Fatal, yes, fatal
00:14:41It's a Damocles sword over our heads
00:14:43I would hazard to say a great deal depends on you
00:14:46On us?
00:14:47Yes, indeed
00:14:48And nobody else
00:14:50Imagine that your uncle was
00:14:51Already dead and
00:14:53Born all over again
00:14:55He needs to be treated like a newborn child
00:14:58It's like you're keeping him in a nursery
00:15:00He mustn't be left alone
00:15:02Even for an instant
00:15:04I personally recommend
00:15:05That you take on specialized assistance
00:15:09Such as?
00:15:10I'm speaking about a registered nurse
00:15:12Who would be on duty 24 hours a day
00:15:14And who'd know what to do
00:15:15In case of emergency?
00:15:17A registered nurse
00:15:18Oh, that's a good idea
00:15:20Then it's agreed
00:15:24How's Uncle Leonida?
00:15:27Ask me, he'll outlive all of us, you included
00:15:29Is it true, Mama?
00:15:31He's better
00:15:37Well, what's with all the long faces?
00:15:39He's over the hump
00:15:44I'll be back this evening
00:15:45Thank you
00:15:45Thank you, Doctor
00:15:47I'll be back this evening
00:15:48Thank you, Doctor
00:15:49Thank you
00:15:51Bye-bye
00:15:52Ta-ta
00:16:03Why am I going to tell the American?
00:16:18What the hell story can I make this to tell the American?
00:16:21What the hell is this to tell the American?
00:16:23fraud and fraud!
00:16:2536 hours he gives him, not 35 or 37
00:16:29That's fraud!
00:16:32Pill pusher!
00:16:34Charlatan!
00:16:35He doesn't know a fingernail from a hearty
00:16:37Please Benito, don't be well got
00:16:39Don't break my balls, go slack
00:16:40But Benito, it's not the doctor's fault
00:16:43He's not dead yet
00:16:43It's not the doctor's fault
00:16:45He's not dead yet
00:16:46He'll outlive every one of us
00:16:50The American will have to learn patience like everyone else
00:16:52Are you crazy?
00:16:53You can't insist on patience when we're the ones who want to unload the company
00:16:57What am I going to say to Mr. Kitch?
00:16:59What do you want to do, kill uncle?
00:17:08There's nothing to do but wait
00:17:10And hope
00:17:15A watched pot never boils
00:17:19Well, I'll say one thing now that he's out of danger
00:17:23Uncle Leonid is a sneak
00:17:25At home it's all prayers and rosaries
00:17:27But outside
00:17:27The dirty old man was in nothing but his socks and shirt
00:17:32With the grave keeper's wife
00:17:35And in the same cemetery as poor Aunt Ramona
00:17:38The old bastard's got no morals at all
00:17:44Dinner's getting cold
00:17:45Dinner can wait
00:17:48Tosca
00:17:49Yes, sir
00:17:51Has the count ever tried to?
00:17:55You know what I mean
00:17:56It must know
00:17:59Don't be embarrassed girl, out with it
00:18:01Well, only once just after the count has passed away
00:18:04But auntie's still warm in her grave
00:18:07But I couldn't resist
00:18:08He was so funny
00:18:13Real funny
00:18:14Leaves him laughing from one bed to another
00:18:17I'm scandalized by all this
00:18:18Old man is perverted
00:18:20The old bastard's almost a necrophile
00:18:24Why don't we employ the grave keeper's wife as a nurse?
00:18:28Oh, why do you always have to say such ridiculous things?
00:18:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:18:36It's not as ridiculous as you think
00:18:43At this point in the story
00:18:44It's only fair I fill you in on the background
00:18:47It's important for you to know that two years before I got sick
00:18:51That imbecile Benito slipped and fell in the bathtub
00:18:54Practically setting the world's record for broken bones
00:18:58Fibias, tibias, clavicles, chemicals
00:19:00And anything else I could name, including his brain
00:19:03Which wasn't anything to write home about even before the accident
00:19:06Anyway, to patch him together
00:19:08We had to ship him off to this special clinic in Switzerland
00:19:12Where unfortunately they were unable to keep him longer than eight months
00:19:15But he did have time to make several new friends
00:19:18Car?
00:19:19No
00:19:21No
00:19:21In a crash
00:19:22No
00:19:23No
00:19:24Turned you into a restore
00:19:25No, birthless record
00:19:27Good
00:19:28Very good
00:19:30Why are you a sickie?
00:19:44Are you conquering, Adolf?
00:19:46Yes.
00:20:09Oh, I'm sorry, Benito.
00:20:13Ah, yes, my little cuckoo, I came here quite convinced I wouldn't find you.
00:20:19Why?
00:20:20Oh, I'm sorry, Benito.
00:20:20Were you afraid I'd gone off and got married?
00:20:23Why not?
00:20:24I mean, look at you.
00:20:26Are the doctors here so jaded they can't get it up?
00:20:30Oh, they manage.
00:20:32From the chief surgeon on down, the trouble with me is, I always seem to go for the wrong
00:20:37ones.
00:20:38You know, like interns who don't make any money.
00:20:40Whatever happened to that?
00:20:41What was he?
00:20:43Gynecologist?
00:20:44You know, the one who wanted to leave his wife to run away with you.
00:20:48The last time I saw him, he was bringing his wife here to deliver the fourth kid.
00:20:54You wanted to leave your wife for me, too.
00:20:59Oh, I meant it.
00:21:02And you made a big mistake not to take me seriously.
00:21:06The wrong doctor is one thing, but the wrong patient is worse.
00:21:12Oh, we had a moment together, Benito, but we never tried to fool each other.
00:21:19You don't have to believe me, my little Swiss chocolate, but I have a confession to make.
00:21:27I was deadly serious about you.
00:21:30I suppose I should be flattered, Benito, but I don't believe you.
00:21:39Oh, come on, darling.
00:21:42At least I learned something from my experiences.
00:21:45Now I don't play hit the sack with every two-bit charmer who comes in with a fracture.
00:21:53Oh, my little Swiss bank.
00:21:57Pretend it's impossible.
00:21:57No, no, no, Benito.
00:21:59It's not necessary.
00:22:00Please, I really enjoyed myself.
00:22:04Benito, all that.
00:22:07Why?
00:22:08Just say it's a down payment on the villa.
00:22:11What villa?
00:22:12I'll make it a Swiss chalet, if you like.
00:22:15View of the Alps, ski run, swimming pool, sauna.
00:22:19All this for me?
00:22:22For Uncle Leonida.
00:22:25Uncle Leonida.
00:22:26Uncle Leonida.
00:22:27Look what I've brought you.
00:22:55Let's go.
00:22:56Uncle Leonida.
00:23:01Uncle Leonida, hey?
00:23:02Uncle Leonida, hey?
00:23:02Uncle Jojie.
00:23:04On eagle?
00:23:04Yeah, yes.
00:23:08Well, let's leave him alone now in his peace quiet
00:23:19He's in your hands
00:23:54What's it to you? I'm not your wife, you know
00:24:10This is how you treat me, me who gave you everything, my life, my love, my body, my all
00:24:17I gave you my bad heart and soul, the best years of my life
00:24:23I even gave you a son
00:24:25I know that son you call a son you had already
00:24:27What's that supposed to mean?
00:24:29Are you calling me a whore?
00:24:31Are you calling me a whore?
00:24:34No whore
00:24:35All right, if it's a whore you want, it's a whore you'll get
00:24:39I'll say that
00:24:40You should be happy
00:24:41No, no, no, no
00:24:42This is what you always wanted
00:24:46Help
00:24:49Help
00:24:51Help
00:25:00Benito, pass the salt, please
00:25:04Thank you, thank you very much
00:25:06Good evening, everybody
00:25:11Hi there
00:25:12This is the lady who's going to take care of Uncle Leonidat
00:25:16Why are you so late to dinner?
00:25:18He had worked to make up at school and took a later trolley
00:25:21Don't just stand there gawking, boy
00:25:23Sit down
00:25:25On the double
00:25:27Sorry, Uncle Gustavo
00:25:28You always wear your hat at the table
00:25:32Sorry, I'll be right back
00:25:34Your book
00:25:35You always have to leave a pile of books everywhere you go
00:25:38Tell Tosca to serve your suit
00:25:39Yes, Mother
00:25:43How old is he?
00:25:45Oh, 16
00:25:47I had him when I was only 18
00:25:51Are you a widow?
00:25:53Yes
00:26:12Tosca, Adalas doesn't have any soup
00:26:14How was I supposed to know he was here?
00:26:17Nobody ever tells me anything
00:26:24Well, where's your head tonight?
00:26:26I don't want any soup, Mother
00:26:29Well, have some meat at least
00:26:31You can't go to bed on an empty stomach at your age
00:26:35Adonis, did you wash your hands?
00:26:39Benito, don't you think that was unkind?
00:26:41It's impossible to say anything to him these days
00:26:52Good morning
00:26:54Good morning
00:26:58Did you sleep well?
00:27:00Fine, thanks
00:27:00How's Uncle Leonida?
00:27:03He's sleepy
00:27:04I'm sorry
00:27:05Last night
00:27:06Don't be
00:27:08I see you have a swimming pool
00:27:11May I use it?
00:27:12Oh, yes, of course
00:27:14But the water will be cold
00:27:15Oh, good
00:27:17It will wake me up
00:27:18Is there anybody out there?
00:27:21Just Uncle Gustav
00:27:22He's doing his exercises
00:27:23Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:27:48Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:53up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:27:59up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:28:02up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:28:02up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up,
00:28:03up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up
00:28:27Oh
00:28:28Oh is hell by God
00:28:35I'm beginning to see things
00:28:37I gotta give up drinking
00:28:40Even if it isn't a pink elephant
00:28:43No, no
00:28:45I've got you in my sight
00:28:46You won't get away this time
00:28:49Give me my walkie-talkie back
00:28:51Now
00:28:52You're in a lot of hot water
00:28:54You know that
00:28:56Morning
00:29:06Hello
00:29:08Hello
00:29:08Come in ship to shore
00:29:16All my scientific research
00:29:18Is going down the drain
00:29:19This is vinegar
00:29:22Need any help
00:29:23Mr. Benito sir
00:29:24No
00:29:46I haven't gone anywhere
00:29:48Mr. Benito
00:29:52Taste this
00:29:56Yes
00:29:57Thank you
00:29:58Thank you
00:30:02Well
00:30:03Well
00:30:04But
00:30:06But
00:30:06Give me another one
00:30:18Drink slowly
00:30:19Taste it
00:30:20Don't
00:30:20Go
00:30:27It's quite good
00:30:29My color is reddish
00:30:31So
00:30:31On the light side
00:30:33What it'll do
00:30:34Very smooth
00:30:36Harmonious
00:30:37Full body
00:30:38Ripe fruit flavor
00:30:40Swedish
00:30:40But pleasantly so
00:30:41I can figure all that out by myself
00:30:44Get to the point
00:30:45Will it stand up against a wine made with grapes
00:30:51Well
00:30:51Well it stands up in alcohol content
00:30:53Percentage
00:30:54I'd say
00:30:54Is
00:30:5514
00:30:562
00:30:57Somewhat sulfurous
00:31:03Tonic acid
00:31:040
00:31:060
00:31:062
00:31:06Or 0
00:31:074
00:31:070
00:31:110
00:31:110
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:120
00:31:150
00:31:150
00:31:160
00:31:21380
00:31:21Or
00:31:22395
00:31:23A bit much
00:31:25But this wine
00:31:26Couldn't be one of yours
00:31:27Could it
00:31:27Mr. Benito
00:31:30Why do you ask?
00:31:32Because
00:31:32It seems much too good for one of yours
00:31:34Get out of here before I break your head open
00:31:38You damn bastard
00:31:41May I offer my condolences, Mr. Fagotto.
00:31:44It's been a while since the 36 final hours were up.
00:31:49I'm still waiting for your phone call.
00:31:56You see, I'm a patient man, but not forever.
00:32:02I quite understand, but you have my personal assurance.
00:32:05It's only a question of hours or days at the most.
00:32:16Tosca, the senora is calling. Go and see what she wants.
00:32:20Which senora? Who cares? Just go.
00:32:24Yes, sir. I'm going. I'm going.
00:32:33Can he see? Yes.
00:32:35Then he saw. Yes.
00:32:38Oh, mother of God.
00:32:43He's lost interest. He's lost interest in a hanky-panky.
00:32:48We're ruined. Ruined.
00:32:52Uncle Leonida! Uncle Leonida, think of your family!
00:32:59Come back to your senses! Where's your old soul?
00:33:05You see, he hasn't lost. Oh, that's better. I almost had a heart attack.
00:33:10What were you expecting? Rape at first sight?
00:33:13Come with me a minute.
00:33:15Wait for the patient.
00:33:16Ah, screw the patient.
00:33:17Ah, screw the patient. Come with me.
00:33:20Now see here, Anna. I don't think you understand the urgency of all this.
00:33:25All I can say is, do it, baby. And the world is yours.
00:33:30Once more into the breach.
00:33:32Tell it to Mother Nature. She has more to do with it than I do.
00:33:35After her recuperates a bit, perhaps...
00:33:38Recuperate? How long will that take?
00:33:45Ask Mother Nature.
00:33:50Your idea is just insane. It's just pouring money down the drain.
00:33:53I don't see what we're really paying for or why we really need a home.
00:33:56Not yet.
00:33:57Would you prefer a limerick?
00:33:58There once was a nurse called Anna.
00:34:00A little patience and maybe our plan will work.
00:34:04The military mind has spoken.
00:34:06Don't you see? Uncle has to get better so he can get worse.
00:34:10Oh, yes? Who said that?
00:34:12Benito.
00:34:13And you expect sense from a moron?
00:34:15Is this something we don't know about?
00:34:20It's part of the scheme.
00:34:22It's Mother Nature's way.
00:34:25To make him worse, we have to get him better.
00:34:30How much better?
00:34:32Better enough to get worse.
00:34:36Much worse?
00:34:38Much, much worse.
00:34:40Much, much worse?
00:34:42Much, much worse!
00:34:52I've chosen to include this little scene as another example of my charming heir's tasteful delicacy.
00:34:59One week passed in vain.
00:35:02The presence of a trained, and I might add, highly remunerated nurse, still had not produced the desired effect.
00:35:10Or at least, no effect that had anything to do with me.
00:35:20So gracious and so sweet, that even strangers, when they meet my woman, find their tongues grow still.
00:35:50Until she, with sweet humility and grace, acknowledges a warm and bounteous praise with a smile as from heaven sent
00:35:57to earth.
00:36:16Her eyes so bright, so pure her heart.
00:36:21Then from her lips, a rose on high, as from her soul, love's soft, sad cry.
00:36:30My love is nigh, O sigh.
00:36:40Well, sir, we are feeling better, aren't we?
00:36:47Mama.
00:36:55Yes, I finally began to feel better.
00:37:11At this point, I'm tempted to say he's out of danger, but no, now it's the real danger.
00:37:16As I said before, a second attack could be fatal.
00:37:19If you want your uncle to survive, you must realize he's living on a razor's edge.
00:37:25Did you hear that, Fraulein?
00:37:27Yes, doctor.
00:37:32The patient is in your hands.
00:37:49Reaction negative.
00:37:51No.
00:37:51Oh, you're totally impervious to females.
00:37:53I'm playing hard to get on purpose.
00:37:56Otherwise, what is the point of the experiment?
00:37:58He's a guinea pig.
00:37:59He's got a point.
00:38:00If it works on him, it'll work on anyone.
00:38:03The Count doesn't need much encouragement to put his hands all over him.
00:38:08Do me a favor, will you, and think positive.
00:38:15According to Masterson Johnson, the orgasm is an anti-climax.
00:38:24And it's the build-up, the foreplay, the anticipation,
00:38:29that reverently brings one's blood to a boil and makes you work up enough steam to...
00:38:46A little of the old kamikaze spirit.
00:38:48Right, right.
00:38:49Remember Pearl Harbor.
00:38:51Pearl Harbor.
00:38:52Remember the name.
00:38:54Sneak attack.
00:38:55That's the ticket.
00:38:57What have you got on your head?
00:38:58My calf.
00:39:00It's standard uniform.
00:39:02I know.
00:39:02I know.
00:39:03But not a nurse of your kind.
00:39:04And why are you all dressed up like this?
00:39:06Open your buttons and see your abundance.
00:39:09Like this.
00:39:11A vast improvement.
00:39:13You see.
00:39:18Take his temperature.
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30On the other side.
00:39:32Here, give it to me.
00:39:35Nothing at all should be left to chance.
00:39:39It's a small detail, maybe, but make the most of it.
00:39:45Haven't you ever seen a good porno film?
00:39:47It's all technique.
00:39:50And over here.
00:39:52Sit down.
00:39:55I'll show you.
00:40:17You see.
00:40:25Double exposure.
00:40:27Right?
00:40:27Two wonder shirts.
00:40:28You're not a guinea pig.
00:40:30You're a horse's ass.
00:40:31No.
00:40:33Watch how I do it.
00:40:43Remove thermometer.
00:40:52Breathe thermometer.
00:41:05You get the illusion? Phallic Symbolism!
00:41:21Oh, my God! My pencil!
00:41:25Oh, where are you, little pencil? Where are you? Where did you go?
00:41:29Where are you? Oh, here it is!
00:42:03Oh, my God!
00:42:10Get it? You put your mind to it and he's as good as dead.
00:42:15Yes, sure. He'll die laughing.
00:42:26Here, drink this now.
00:42:27This thermometer, aren't you going to take it out?
00:42:32Where did you put it?
00:42:33Oh, I wouldn't stay under the arms, so I stuck it.
00:42:37Then you'll have to take it out yourself.
00:42:39If I do, all the water will spill out.
00:42:42You've got a free hand.
00:42:44No, not really. My little sugar dumpling, it's not free at all.
00:42:48Oh, here, really, the tops...
00:42:51Oh, that's perfect, perfect, perfect.
00:42:54Just what I've been dreaming of!
00:42:58What the hell is this, a railroad station?
00:43:01Excuse me, am I disturbing you?
00:43:04I came to say good night.
00:43:05Yeah, well, good night and good riddance.
00:43:08Good night.
00:43:09Get out.
00:43:11Get out! Get out!
00:43:13Oh, is there anything I can get for you?
00:43:15No, no, no, everything I want, you just scram.
00:43:18Tomorrow I have to go into town, in case you need anything.
00:43:21For Christ's sake, here I am in my death bed and he's using up all the air in the place.
00:43:24I know.
00:43:25Oh, yes, some batteries for my radio.
00:43:28What voltage?
00:43:29What voltage?
00:43:31I'm not sure.
00:43:33Let's go and look.
00:43:38Let's go and see, he doesn't even know what to look for.
00:44:02It won't open.
00:44:04You want to try?
00:44:15Would you like me to hold it for you?
00:44:37One and a half volts. I'll pick them up for you tomorrow.
00:44:42You'd better go.
00:44:44Your uncle seems to be nervous.
00:44:49It is a goddamn railroad station.
00:44:57Hi there. May I come here to move it?
00:45:00The Orient Express.
00:45:03Oh, it's you, Adonis. Why are you always under everyone's feet?
00:45:08You know Uncle shouldn't be disturbed. He needs to rest.
00:45:11You're so right. Get out.
00:45:14Not just him, you too. Get out.
00:45:18Right away.
00:45:20I dropped in to bring you some light reading.
00:45:31Night, Uncle. Pleasant dreams.
00:45:37Lock it with you. Before I get any more visitors.
00:45:41All I need now is Gustav to break my arm.
00:45:47Emergency!
00:45:48Don't get out, Colonel. Don't get out.
00:45:49No, no.
00:46:02Pretty soon he'll be running out of ammunition, as usual.
00:46:07There was a time when all we needed was a fanfare.
00:46:11Don't ask me how I know. Let's just say that I've got my spies.
00:46:16Count, there is always one black sheep, even in the best of families.
00:46:19This one's got a flock.
00:46:24Must be glad you can laugh about it. I want to cry sometimes.
00:46:32He may be running out of ammunition, but he's not surrendering.
00:46:36Doesn't know any better.
00:46:38And Tosca, poor deluded child.
00:46:41He keeps right on trying.
00:46:43But his guns are harmless weapon.
00:47:05let's go.
00:47:07This man is like a man.
00:47:08He thinks you're not rolling out of ammunition.
00:47:09I will say no, he is.
00:47:11Why he is calling the creep.
00:47:11You don't know what I know.
00:47:12To be Dragon.
00:47:14Yes.
00:47:15Mr. Veneto
00:47:40There's no one there it might have been a mouse
00:47:45Hmm with army boots on
00:47:53The batteries for my radio
00:48:27You're gonna fill a prescription for me doctor. I ain't no doctor and this ain't no pharmacy like it wasn't
00:48:34no grocery yesterday
00:48:37Oh
00:48:39Holy shit. Oh, I gotta have a few words with my bicycle
00:48:44Well as long as we're here you might as well give me the usual
00:48:50No, it's the kid Adonis. He's got himself a fever that would kill a horse
00:49:05Hmm
00:49:08No, darling. No, it's me mommy
00:49:15What are you saying don't you know your own mother
00:49:26He's delirious
00:49:27If it's my lady it'll rica
00:49:37Pussy Adonis pull yourself together
00:49:43Delirious
00:49:44No, I think you're wrong
00:49:46You won't say anything
00:49:49Wait till the fever drops
00:49:51I'll handle him
00:49:53How
00:49:55I don't know yet
00:49:58Obviously I can't deny what he saw
00:50:00It's not what he saw. It's what he heard
00:50:02Heard what little harmless whispering
00:50:06You groan
00:50:08It's not funny we were talking about the old coot at first
00:50:11Who said he was already digging his own grave and I suggested that a shove or two from you might
00:50:18help him over the edge
00:50:19But that was before he was there
00:50:22You know how long you're spying on us, huh?
00:50:27Oh, my dear God
00:50:35I'm getting out of here
00:50:39Oh, God, this is no time to get hysterical
00:50:44What if he tells the count or even the police?
00:50:48Don't panic just keep your wits about you
00:50:53Oh
00:51:07Let's stop the whole thing
00:51:20I'm scared
00:51:21My little Swiss
00:51:27Hill moron
00:51:29Where's the medicine?
00:51:30You've been gone over three hours
00:51:32Uh, gosh
00:51:35Sorry
00:51:37The delay was due to a slight detour from the scheduled route
00:51:41Unforeseen
00:51:42How it is
00:51:43I can smell it from your breath
00:51:45Give me that stuff
00:51:45Yes, sir, Mr. Buddy
00:51:46Oh, yes, sir
00:51:47In that case, I might just as well go back where I came from and furnish some unfinished business that
00:51:55I went and left unfurnished
00:51:58I'm going
00:52:04I think I'm still here
00:52:06I think so, too
00:52:07Here we go
00:52:10And I think I'm walking
00:52:15All the wine on the vine
00:52:21It tastes mighty fine
00:52:25Every time I taste the wine
00:52:28I can
00:52:29Ah, my little butterfly
00:52:37What happened he's drunk
00:52:42Here's the medicine house. He's been waiting
00:52:54So we know what Adonis heard keep him alive and get that book
00:53:04I love life as much as I love life. No. Oh, no
00:53:20Sir, sir. Oh my god
00:53:24Oh, you scared me
00:53:27I'm not ready to go yet
00:53:30If this does off, that's all. This kind of book is as good as a sleeping draft
00:53:36Frankly, I prefer to do certain things
00:53:39Read about them
00:53:48No, Count, what are you doing? You mustn't exert yourself
00:53:53You know in your condition, it could be dangerous
00:53:58Oh
00:54:12Oh
00:54:13Hello, how are we feeling?
00:54:22You can be such a child sometimes
00:54:27I was wrong you are a child
00:54:35If you weren't I wouldn't have to tell you certain things
00:54:43Good god Adonis
00:54:46So you saw me with Benito, so what?
00:54:51I can understand that at your age life is more poetry than reality
00:54:58But you expect too much from people
00:55:02At least those you care about
00:55:06Because you do care about me, don't you?
00:55:11Adonis
00:55:12Look at me
00:55:14The one thing I'm sorry about is that I disappointed you
00:55:18But I can't feel guilty about it
00:55:22You see a woman like me who is alone in life
00:55:28Is like all women
00:55:31She needs a man
00:55:34It doesn't matter if it works is right
00:55:38It happens to all of us
00:55:41And I'm no exception
00:55:45That's three minutes you can go now
00:55:48Please close the door when you leave
00:55:56He's jealous, he's jealous
00:55:57We don't have to worry about a thing
00:55:59You really think so?
00:56:00Sure
00:56:02Do you know what he was reading?
00:56:05It's called strategy of a murder
00:56:11That little creep I'm going in there and punch him in the mouth
00:56:14It couldn't be coincidence, could it?
00:56:18No, no, no, it couldn't be a coincidence
00:56:20Wait, maybe you're right
00:56:23Can't you make up your mind, Benito?
00:56:25And there's not a question of that
00:56:28Our whole future depends on that goggle-eyed kid
00:56:31Oh, I know you think he's cute
00:56:32These snitches, we're down a creek
00:56:36We have to find out exactly what he knows
00:56:41And you're the only one equipped for the job
00:56:44No, I've had enough
00:56:45No, no, no, no, come on
00:56:46Just wait a minute, please
00:56:50Now look, if he does know something
00:56:52We'll just deny everything
00:56:53And you can go back to your cuckoo clocks
00:56:56That you can count on
00:56:57I'll be on the first train
00:56:59Now look
00:57:08And this could have been
00:57:11A perfect crime
00:57:22A coffee, Colonel?
00:57:24Huh? Decaffeinated?
00:57:26Yes, decaffeinated
00:57:31Look who's in it
00:57:32Timothy Power
00:57:34Tyrone Power
00:57:39He's going to play a marine
00:57:41It's Romina's father
00:57:44How awfully exciting
00:57:48It's the third year of the war
00:57:50By now, Hitler's forces have invaded all Europe
00:57:53Stalin's army is in difficulty
00:57:55And the only potent opposition to
00:57:57Goering's Luftwaffe is dauntless Great Britain
00:58:00The Hun met his match with the Great British
00:58:03London is in flames
00:58:07Good evening
00:58:09Wouldn't you like to come closer to the set?
00:58:11You can't see back there
00:58:12Gustav, would you
00:58:14Make room for the nurse?
00:58:17Yoli, Yoli, sit here
00:58:32No, no, no, stay where you are
00:58:34Make yourself comfortable
00:58:37You don't
00:58:38It is over there
00:58:39In the chair
00:58:41What's all this commotion?
00:58:43Sit down
00:58:44You're not trained for pattern
00:58:45You're not trained for pattern
00:58:48Sorry
00:58:50Sorry
00:58:51Sorry
00:58:54Remember war and peace
00:58:56and a honeymoon
00:58:59Excuse me
00:59:05But on Sunday, the 7th of December, 1941, acting on the orders of Admiral Yamamoto,
00:59:12the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor, taking the Americans by surprise.
00:59:23Get over, fish, yucky dog.
00:59:25All is fair in war and love.
00:59:34Shh, shh.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:01Oh, my God.
01:00:04Oh!
01:00:06Oh, my God.
01:00:10Oh!
01:00:10Oh, don't.
01:00:30Uncle Gustav.
01:00:31Where are you going?
01:00:32I thought you liked war movies.
01:00:35I've seen this one three times.
01:00:37Try him out.
01:00:52Nothing but sex.
01:00:54Pornographic films do it every time.
01:00:57Joe!
01:00:59Joe!
01:01:00Mary!
01:01:01Mary!
01:01:01Over here!
01:01:04Yoli, look!
01:01:05They could be brother and sister.
01:01:07You keep your elbows to yourself.
01:01:11My darling.
01:01:13Mary, at last we're together.
01:01:15Joe, I never thought I'd get here in time.
01:01:18Oh, Mary.
01:01:19Mary, Mary.
01:01:20The Japanese will pay for depriving us of our honeymoon.
01:01:23I'll see to that.
01:01:24Be careful, darling.
01:01:26Please.
01:01:27I'll be back.
01:01:28I promise.
01:01:29I'll be back.
01:01:31I'll be waiting for you, my darling.
01:01:33I'll be waiting.
01:01:50Well, we're playing soldier again.
01:01:54Well, war is war.
01:01:58And what's a war without a good blackout?
01:02:04Well, make love not war, huh?
01:02:08That old fart wants to make love and make war.
01:02:16And that's just not right.
01:02:19Because I am a pathophist.
01:02:21Everyone take cover.
01:02:27Who shot out the lights?
01:02:29God damned electric company.
01:02:32What a shame that he never missed the rest of the movie.
01:02:38Oh, the old bastard.
01:02:40I bet he won't be able to get up for the rest of his life.
01:02:57It's so dramatic.
01:03:00It's a tragedy.
01:03:09What are you doing here?
01:03:10What do you want?
01:03:16What?
01:03:20I didn't call you.
01:03:21I don't need anything.
01:03:41What do you think you're doing?
01:03:43You must be crazy.
01:03:44Leave me alone.
01:03:52What?
01:03:55Oh.
01:04:09How long?
01:04:11What?
01:04:11How long?
01:05:24I won't look.
01:05:27Don't.
01:05:28Well, it doesn't make sense.
01:05:30We paid for last rites and we're getting an initiation ceremony.
01:05:42You're living on salami. That's your 15 slices. Your stomach's revolting.
01:05:47Not half as revolting as your face.
01:05:49If you continue to eat salami like that, you're going to break out in pimples.
01:05:52I'll squeeze your head. At least Adonis is having fun.
01:05:58Mind you, with a military band in the background,
01:06:04I wouldn't mind.
01:06:31He doesn't know a thing.
01:06:34It was all jealousy.
01:06:38Oh, good girl. So we're in business again.
01:06:43Everything's going to be all right. Let's drink a toast.
01:06:50Roses are red, violets are green. We're about to bury old man BarisÃn.
01:06:57They're doing it. Benito. They're doing it. Benito. Benito.
01:07:03She's succeeding. They're doing it. Benito.
01:07:06She's succeeding. They're doing it. Benito.
01:07:11It's about goddamn time.
01:07:13They're doing it. They're doing it. Benito.
01:07:15She had to pick right now. The first time in three weeks.
01:07:26Well, she still has it. Take a look.
01:07:31Under the weeping willow.
01:07:34I'll be goddamn.
01:07:57I'll be goddamn home.
01:08:03My dear, you must forgive me for making you bring me all the way out here.
01:08:07But I...
01:08:08I have intentions that are, let's say, less and honorable.
01:08:12Oh, for Christ's sake. I got it on my hand.
01:08:15And it serves you right.
01:08:16You can never seem to remember that you are the patient and I am the nurse.
01:08:22And there are some things you are not to do.
01:08:27Well, I couldn't do them anyway with my hands all dirty.
01:08:30We might as well go back inside.
01:08:37Well?
01:08:41Is she finished?
01:08:45She's finished.
01:08:46And Uncle?
01:08:48He's walking.
01:08:51He's like steps.
01:08:56Let me see.
01:09:02What are you talking about?
01:09:05He's back in his own form.
01:09:07The old codger never looked better.
01:09:09Signor Benito.
01:09:11The American is on the phone.
01:09:26What am I going to tell Mr. Kitch?
01:09:28What the hell am I going to tell him?
01:09:31I'm going to jam this thing.
01:09:32I'm going to get me to point my way out in the boondocks, you friggin' jackass.
01:09:36You'll recognize the cattle, I ball buster.
01:09:40Calm down, calm down.
01:09:42Just take the upper hand. There's nothing to worry about.
01:09:44I mean, after all, the Americans are infants when it comes to business dealing.
01:09:48You can't hold a cattle to us Italians, Latin lovers.
01:09:51Al Capone was no slouch.
01:09:53Mr. Kitch will wait as long as I tell him to wait.
01:09:58My dear Mr. Kitch, I'm quite certain that your interest in Bottasine and...
01:10:05He's of more interest to us than to you.
01:10:08He's arranged a meeting on the road that leads the competition, the Treviso wineries, the Venetian vineyards.
01:10:14Oh, my God, it's all over.
01:10:18Easy, Benito, easy.
01:10:21No panic.
01:10:25It all depends on you now.
01:10:36For Christ's sake, whatever, all my rain.
01:10:46Dear St. Justina, help me to speak clearly.
01:10:49Dear St. Francis, help me to take it easy.
01:10:52Dear St. Gaetano, help me to screw the American.
01:10:56Hello, Mr. Kitch, good night.
01:11:01You Americans.
01:11:04Well, always punctual, I like that.
01:11:07Well, I have a good deal. We're just about to close the news.
01:11:11There's only a few slight technical difficulties, nothing serious.
01:11:15Is the Count dead?
01:11:18That's one of the difficulties.
01:11:20You are dead then, Mr. Fagotto.
01:11:23That's Marotto.
01:11:25Ask me, your name is Mud.
01:11:34You miserable bastard!
01:12:16It's too much.
01:12:17Oh, go on, take it.
01:12:18Consider it an expression of our gratitude for having taken such very good care of our uncle.
01:12:24You've earned it.
01:12:25I can't.
01:12:26I can't.
01:12:27I didn't do anything to deserve it.
01:12:29I couldn't agree more.
01:12:31Please, Italia, we'll decide things. Don't butt in.
01:12:34All right, I'm sorry.
01:12:36No, no, no. Signora Italia is right.
01:12:38This was not what we agreed upon.
01:12:41I backed out.
01:12:43You what?
01:12:49I backed out.
01:12:51When I came here, it was with the agreement that I would behave in a certain way with the Count.
01:12:58I mean, you didn't exactly engage me to cure him.
01:13:03So?
01:13:05So, I couldn't go through with it.
01:13:09When I saw him so helpless, I realized that I'm not cut out for murder.
01:13:18And besides, I eventually grew very fond of the Count.
01:13:23And so I pretended to go along with your game to give him time to recover.
01:13:27And I can assure you, it was a pleasure.
01:13:30Because your uncle Leonida is more of a man than most.
01:13:37You double-crossing little bitch. Do you think you can make a fool out of me?
01:13:43I've got a good mind to take you off.
01:13:46Just because you're wearing white don't think it's yours.
01:13:49Here, take your earnings and get out.
01:13:51No, I can't accept it.
01:13:53What the hell do you want anyway?
01:13:55I bet she wants to blackmail us.
01:13:57How much do you want? I'm sure you have your price.
01:14:01I said I don't want anything.
01:14:02Your money makes me sick.
01:14:04All right then, get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
01:14:09No, no, kiddies. You're the ones that have to get out.
01:14:18Listen, uncle, you really can't believe that we...
01:14:20Get out!
01:14:22Please come. Phil! Murderers!
01:14:24Please come.
01:14:28Please get out. I hope I never have to see any of you ever again.
01:14:33No more fanfares, no more plotting, and above all, no more extracurricular lovemaking.
01:14:39The only thing that I regret is blowing my top at you is not allowed.
01:14:45You're so cruel.
01:14:47Yes, indeed. Up yours.
01:14:49Let's go. Let's go. It's all the fault of that cow.
01:14:52If anyone's a cow, it's you!
01:14:53You haven't got the class of a tuppany whore.
01:14:56And make sure you never come back!
01:14:58Filthy trade is all of you!
01:15:00You don't live in a gutter.
01:15:01You thought you were going to plead me to death, but you're the ones who were going to die.
01:15:07Exploration!
01:15:08Do you hear me? Exploration!
01:15:11There's one.
01:15:12Survey class.
01:15:14There's two.
01:15:17There's three.
01:15:22And there's the ball of the third right.
01:15:25Ain't that funny, huh?
01:15:28I got some all to myself.
01:15:31I got you in my classes.
01:15:32You're not going to get away!
01:15:34Little butterfly! Come back, little butterfly!
01:15:41Goodbye, Uncle Leonica.
01:15:43Adonis, my boy, I want you to think of this house as your own.
01:15:47You'll always be welcome here.
01:15:51Adonis, you hurry up! You hear me?
01:15:56Goodbye, Anna.
01:15:57Goodbye, Adonis.
01:16:05Take care.
01:16:16No, no, no, no, no!
01:16:17Fortunately, the story isn't over yet.
01:16:20Or unfortunately.
01:16:29To Signor Giovanni Nanni, Villa Botasin, Conagliano Veneto, Province of Treviso.
01:16:36Greetings from Leonida Botasin and wife.
01:16:42To Signorina Tosca Floresanin, Villa Botasin, Conagliano Veneto, Province of Treviso.
01:16:50Dear Tosca, having a wonderful time, see you soon.
01:16:54Leonida Botasin and wife.
01:16:57To my dear nephew, Adonis Scarpa, Barbarigo Academy, Padua.
01:17:03Much love from Uncle Leonida and Aunt Anna on the day of their wedding.
01:17:11I never sent the cards I wrote to my other relatives because Anna tore them up.
01:17:15And maybe she was right.
01:17:17The post office might have brought me up on an obscenity charge.
01:17:23Thank you. And for the gentleman?
01:17:25A double portion of spaghetti with clam sauce.
01:17:28Very good.
01:17:29And then I'll try the lobster au revoir.
01:17:31And then a duck le rye.
01:17:33Some artichokes.
01:17:34Two helpings of fried potatoes.
01:17:37And for dessert, I'll have the chocolate mousse.
01:17:39Sorry, Will.
01:17:40Oh, and while we're waiting, some mixed seafood delicacies.
01:17:45Yes, absolutely. One seafood antipasto.
01:17:47Oh, and listen, do you have a good bottle of Pinot Bottisane?
01:17:51Yes, naturally.
01:17:52Ah, wonderful. Wonderful.
01:17:54My husband is only joking.
01:17:56He'll have a consommé de stade.
01:17:58Consommé de crouton.
01:17:59Then a small vile cutlet. Very well done. And salad.
01:18:02Yes, ma'am.
01:18:04That's all.
01:18:05Yes, madam. And your room number?
01:18:06112.
01:18:08112. Thank you.
01:18:15What is this? Did I get married or check into a hospital?
01:18:18You just married your nurse?
01:18:20Nurse, huh? I'll show you a little treatment. Wait and see.
01:18:42Here we are.
01:18:43Oh, what beautiful roses, Leonida.
01:18:46Oh, Leonida, put me down immediately.
01:18:50Leonida, no, no, no.
01:18:53Oh, no, no.
01:18:56Put me down.
01:18:58What is this?
01:19:01What kind of a honeymoon suite is this?
01:19:05No, no, no, Leonida.
01:19:07No, it was my idea, the twin beds.
01:19:11Now, look.
01:19:13I was married once before.
01:19:16And I can assure you, it's...
01:19:18It's too narrow.
01:19:20Too narrow for what?
01:19:21For what?
01:19:22But what do you mean for what?
01:19:24For it?
01:19:25But Leonida, darling.
01:19:27You know what the doctor said.
01:19:29You mustn't be thinking of things like that.
01:19:31Are you serious? I can't think about anything else.
01:19:33No, no, no. You're a bad boy.
01:19:34No, no, no.
01:19:35You're not wasting any more time.
01:19:36Do it.
01:19:37Do it.
01:19:38Do it.
01:19:38Do it.
01:19:39Do it.
01:19:39You know what the doctor said?
01:19:41You promised.
01:19:42I was just humoring him.
01:19:44Promises are supposed to be kept.
01:19:46Stop it or I'm changing rooms.
01:20:04What's a honeymoon without a honeypot?
01:20:25You got anything to keep down a little bit oh no no darling into bed it's been an awful long
01:20:32day
01:20:33Yes, dear
01:20:40It's been my wedding night reading the paper
01:20:49Read to me
01:20:56Man kills wife's girlfriend at a birthday picnic
01:21:00Oh, that's on to the pressing what else?
01:21:03What else a new American space probe launched the satellite alias one was sent a lot from Cape Canaveral yesterday
01:21:10The space family's newest addition was placed into an elliptical orbit that varies from 200 to 300 miles above the
01:21:20earth
01:21:24And
01:21:27And
01:21:28And then I've lost my place
01:21:29This guy's carries a remain in orbit for six years
01:21:33This is a special computer and broad which functions with solar batteries
01:21:39This spacecraft also carries a billion dollars worth of electronic equipment
01:21:44And
01:21:46And
01:21:47And
01:21:47And
01:21:48Go on
01:21:52The photographic equipment
01:21:54The purpose of which is to
01:21:58Study the
01:21:59In
01:21:59Creation
01:22:00Patterns of the common hand
01:22:03Since when do you want to migrate?
01:22:07Well, in any case
01:22:10It's stupid to study it with a satellite
01:22:13I can't resist anymore
01:22:15I can't resist anymore
01:22:17Leonid
01:22:18I can't stand it
01:22:19It drives me crazy
01:22:20No, no, no
01:22:21It drives me crazy
01:22:22What is that?
01:22:23Your blood pressure
01:22:24Think about your heart
01:22:25Remember what the doctor said
01:22:28I'd like to see what he'd do
01:22:31Relax, darling, relax
01:22:32We'll have fun together when you are well again
01:22:37Oh my god, cover yourself
01:22:39Oh
01:22:40Thank you
01:22:41You're right, it's all my fault
01:22:43Let's put you to bed
01:22:44I'll give you a tranquilizer
01:22:46Just what I need
01:22:47Yes
01:22:48Now you'll be a good boy
01:22:50And get a good night's sleep
01:22:51Now
01:22:52In the bed we go
01:22:54Okay
01:22:55Now lie down
01:22:57That's it
01:23:00The doctor said you must get as much rest as possible
01:23:03Oh, gosh
01:23:04Okay
01:23:08Go to sleep
01:23:09I wish I had to change my diaper
01:23:16No, damn it
01:23:18No
01:23:18Leonida
01:23:24Now close your eyes
01:23:36Good night, darling
01:23:37But
01:23:38But
01:23:39Mm-hmm
01:23:40Mm-hmm
01:24:06Anna, Anna, are you asleep?
01:24:49Anna, Anna, are you asleep?
01:25:06Anna, are you mad?
01:25:09No, you can't.
01:25:10No, no, no, the doctor's orders, you can't, think of your adrenaline, for my sake, think
01:25:20of me, try and fight it, resist, think of your poor arteries, your heart.
01:25:28Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy.
01:25:52That's right, here we are.
01:25:56unfortunately the old quack of a doctor was right the second heart attack did the trick
01:26:03no no no no no no tears please tell the truth Anna's a real beauty huh what hair you can't
01:26:14see
01:26:14it now since she has it all pulled up under her hat when she lets it down it flows over
01:26:20her
01:26:20shoulders it's a dream and what eyes what eyes and everything else just think she loved me sure she
01:26:32loved you you stay out of my affairs I'll speak when I want I have a perfect right well Mona
01:26:39be
01:26:39good well yeah huh if I'd been around you'd still be alive naturally you removed all temptation
01:26:50oh I know you never could stand me oh for heaven's sake we have a whole eternity ahead of us
01:26:59I'd be better off alive Ramona this is a happy ending
01:27:20you
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