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Russell enrolls in Busterburger University to learn the secrets of the fast-food business.
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00:00:10On almost any corner of almost every town
00:00:16On every lonely highway you'll ever travel down
00:00:22You're gonna find a burger shop, Americana, Mom and Pop
00:00:29How long, there ain't no telling
00:00:32Living out there, out there selling
00:00:35Hamburgers for America
00:00:41Yeah, hamburgers for America
00:00:48In their blood, it's their tradition
00:00:51It's almost like they're on a mission
00:00:54Selling hamburgers for America
00:01:09You can stand real still and listen
00:01:12You can hear them in the kitchen
00:01:15You can smell the french fries frying
00:01:19You can hear the patties sizzling
00:01:22Slots, tomatoes, cheese and bacon
00:01:25Soda pop and shakes are shaking
00:01:28And while you're listening and looking
00:01:31It makes you proud to know they're cooking
00:01:34Hamburgers for America
00:01:40Hey, yeah
00:01:41Hamburgers for America
00:01:46Say, cooking burgers ain't exotic
00:01:50But some folks say it's patriotic
00:01:53Yeah, hamburgers for America
00:01:57Yeah, hamburgers for America
00:02:02Right
00:02:04Yeah, hamburgers for America
00:02:11It's in our blood, it's our tradition
00:02:14It's almost like we're on a mission
00:02:17It's almost like we're on a mission
00:02:19Hamburgers, hamburgers
00:02:21Hamburgers for America
00:02:27Hamburgers for America
00:02:31Yeah, hamburgers for America
00:02:54Before Dean DuBury arranged for you to see me, Mr. Proko
00:02:58I pulled your school records
00:03:00Oh, jeez
00:03:01Four colleges in three years
00:03:05Don't you like school?
00:03:08Of course, I've tried four
00:03:11Russell
00:03:12According to the dean's office, you rarely attend your classes
00:03:15Why?
00:03:21Doctor, my parents really want me to have a college education
00:03:25To make something of myself
00:03:26But all I do at school is have sex
00:03:32Expelled lewd conduct
00:03:34Expelled nude conduct
00:03:38Hospitalized
00:03:41Your thing in a sling
00:03:46Do you believe yourself to be God's gift to women?
00:03:49No, of course not
00:03:51I just ask a girl to a movie
00:03:53And before we even leave the house, we're in bed
00:03:55I mean, it's been like this since my freshman year
00:03:57I haven't seen a movie since E.T.
00:03:59Russell
00:04:00You must learn to exercise a little
00:04:03Sexual self-control
00:04:05If you expect to succeed in life
00:04:07Now, I know that these are liberal times
00:04:10And, well
00:04:13I'm not exactly blind
00:04:17It's no secret the women of all ages want
00:04:19Ferile
00:04:22Hard-bodied
00:04:23Young men
00:04:29Like you
00:04:32That I'm normal?
00:04:33Let's find out
00:04:43Dean Dewberry
00:04:48Oh, my father's gonna kill me
00:04:50I am gonna kill him
00:04:59You're gonna kill him?
00:05:01You're gonna kill him, Harv
00:05:01You're gonna kill me
00:05:07The school shrink
00:05:08What the hell is wrong with you?
00:05:11You don't go around
00:05:11Mopping school shrink
00:05:13She started it
00:05:15She's so dirty
00:05:16She started at Penn State
00:05:18Did she start at Wyoming Tech?
00:05:21Yeah, they always started
00:05:22I'm a goddamn victim of nature
00:05:24Baloney, you gotta mouth, use it
00:05:26It's just the problem
00:05:27I always do
00:05:27I mean to say no to women
00:05:29When it's appropriate
00:05:31Shortfalls, that school bent over backwards for you, Russell
00:05:33The co-eds bent over backwards, Adam
00:05:36Russell, I sure hope all those sloths were worth it
00:05:40They not only cost you your future
00:05:42But your grandfather's $250,000 he left you
00:05:46How many times have I got to beat it into your thick skull?
00:05:49Unless you get a university degree
00:05:51You are not gonna get one red nickel
00:05:54Don't let me out the son of a bitch
00:05:57That's it
00:05:58Kill him
00:06:00No more money
00:06:01No allowance
00:06:02No tuition
00:06:03You are on your own, buddy
00:06:04This tram
00:06:05Has pulled into the station
00:06:07And it is time for you to get off
00:06:09The school shrinked
00:06:11When she was trying to help you
00:06:13And now a message from our sponsor
00:06:15What university would take you anyway?
00:06:18I want you, all bull beggar lovers
00:06:20That's right
00:06:22Buster the Bull
00:06:23Wants you to join
00:06:24Buster Becker's booming business
00:06:26We've got openings right now
00:06:28At our manager training college
00:06:30At Buster Becker University
00:06:31In 12 short weeks
00:06:32You can learn all there is to know
00:06:35About 100% bull burgers
00:06:37Tasty fries
00:06:38And ice cold shakes
00:06:40Heck, we'll even give you a bull high diploma
00:06:43To show the world that you're as full of bull
00:06:46As I am
00:06:47So stop by your local Buster Burger for details
00:06:50The future you change may be your own
00:07:10The future you change may be your own
00:07:28Hi, I'm Mr. Pickle. What's it gonna be?
00:07:31Um, one burger and some fries and, um, and a malted.
00:07:38Oh, and would you put cheese on that, please?
00:07:41Just say, Bustard Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shakin', madam.
00:07:46Okay.
00:07:47So say it!
00:07:49Fuck off, Pickle. I don't like talking to machines.
00:07:53Look, toots, take that falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine.
00:08:05Thanks for coming to Buster Burger. Please pull it forward. You may be eligible for a prize.
00:08:14Oh, may I take your order, please?
00:08:16Yeah, I'd like a double Buster Burger, Bull Chips, and a Buster.
00:08:19This week, any double Buster Burger comes with a Buster the Bull simulated sports crystal watch.
00:08:25It comes with it?
00:08:27For an extra $19.95.
00:08:29Oh, well, I'll pass on the watch. Thanks.
00:08:32So, is there anything else you'd like to nibble on?
00:08:38No.
00:08:41Okay.
00:08:47I haven't seen you around here very much. My name's Lisa.
00:08:52Oh.
00:08:54Here.
00:08:57Now you can give me the time of day. I get off at three.
00:09:03Three?
00:09:04Uh-huh.
00:09:07No. No, I don't want the time. I don't want a date. I just want food.
00:09:18Excuse me. Is that recruiting sign for real?
00:09:20Well, yes, sir.
00:09:21If you're interested in becoming part of Buster's booming business, I can give you an application.
00:09:26Well, that's work behind the counter, right?
00:09:28No. We just use the high school kit behind the counter.
00:09:31Here, here.
00:09:32You know, if you want to someday manage your own franchise, and someday own your own, you ought to get
00:09:40yourself a degree from Buster Burger University.
00:09:42Is there really a Buster Burger University?
00:09:45Yes, sir. In Colorado.
00:09:46Corporate headquarters.
00:09:48And it's tuition free?
00:09:49Yes, sir.
00:09:50Absolutely. All expenses paid, even if you flunk out.
00:09:54Excuse me, Mr. Belknap, but there's a dead woman in the drive-thru lane.
00:09:57We'll cancel an order.
00:09:58You know, next year, with an approved loan from the Buster Burger National Bank, and a floater policy from the
00:10:05Buster Burger Insurance Company, I'm building my own franchise.
00:10:08Well, what do you say?
00:10:10Why don't you give Buster Burger University a chance?
00:10:13Give it the old college try.
00:10:14Yes, sir.
00:10:16America, you're getting burger hungry.
00:10:19Hungry for the burger that makes you full.
00:10:22You're chomping for the taste of a Buster Burger.
00:10:26Our famous Buster Burger that's full of old.
00:10:29Big, rich shapes, crispy French fries.
00:10:32Our double big Buster-like bull, it satisfies.
00:10:37Our people are friendly, our stores are clean, too.
00:10:40And nothing but bull is waiting, waiting for you.
00:10:47America, you're getting burger hungry.
00:10:50Hungry for the burger that makes you full.
00:10:53You're chomping for the taste of a Buster Burger.
00:10:57Our famous Buster Burger that's full of old.
00:11:00The one and only Buster Burger that's full, full of old.
00:11:05Oh, hi.
00:11:07Nacho Herb Zipster, call me Nacho.
00:11:10This is my favorite song.
00:11:12Say, you want to listen?
00:11:12I'll pass.
00:11:13What?
00:11:14I'll pass, thank you.
00:11:15Your attention, please.
00:11:16Another billion Buster Burgers have been sold since Sunday.
00:11:20That is all.
00:11:20America, you're getting burger hungry.
00:11:23Hungry for the burger that makes you full.
00:11:26It's a, oops, it's Buster time.
00:11:29Just got it with a double Buster Burger with cheese.
00:11:32These real simulated courts.
00:11:35Looks like Buster's tail stopped ticking, Zipnik.
00:11:38Zipster.
00:11:39Uh-oh.
00:11:40There it goes.
00:11:42Hey.
00:11:47Calvin Klein?
00:11:49How do you do, Calvin?
00:11:50I'm Sister Sarah.
00:11:52Fred Domino.
00:11:53That's your cervix.
00:11:54Hey, so what's a nun like you doing in a place like this?
00:11:57I heard voices.
00:11:59Voices?
00:12:01America, you're getting burger hungry.
00:12:03All right, all of you is falling over here.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:08Welcome to Buster Burger University.
00:12:11My name is Druton, Grill Sergeant First Class.
00:12:17You stand on 5,000 of the most heavily guarded acres in America.
00:12:22Make way for the pickle.
00:12:23Here it goes.
00:12:24All of it, closed to the public.
00:12:27Are you tired?
00:12:28Why don't you give your hemorrhoids a rest?
00:12:31In the next 12 weeks, Buster Burger will invest $15,000 in each of your hides.
00:12:40In the hope that enough of you survive to earn your horns as Buster Burger managers.
00:12:50Will you please just tell me, where are you taking me?
00:12:53Just answer my question.
00:12:54Where are you taking me?
00:12:56Why am I here?
00:12:58Somebody's going to answer me now.
00:12:59Will you please answer me?
00:13:00All right, come on, buddy.
00:13:02Come on, let's go.
00:13:02Keep going around here kidnapping nobody.
00:13:05See, you don't understand that I am a celebrity, man.
00:13:07Make me go home.
00:13:09No, I just got a six-week deal at the Tropicana, man.
00:13:12No, wait, no, I was going to rehearse you.
00:13:14Don't go pick me up.
00:13:15Wait, this ain't even America's face.
00:13:17Mezzanine, is that your real name or what?
00:13:20Conchita Margarita Consuelo Mario Genial Lopez Mezzanine.
00:13:23It's real, mi general.
00:13:24It says here you're from Guacamole.
00:13:27You look like you're from Guacamole.
00:13:30Guacamole.
00:13:31Whatever.
00:13:32I have come to your country to learn a fast way to start feeding my starving peoples of the south.
00:13:37Then you came to the right place, sister.
00:13:39Yes?
00:13:40No.
00:13:41Sorry.
00:13:42Hey, I ain't even supposed to be the way nobody's making some kind of mistake.
00:13:46Nobody lands in Buster Burger University by mistake, pal.
00:13:50Hey, general.
00:13:51Real Sergeant Druton to you, scumbucket.
00:13:54Were you the head dude?
00:13:55Because if you are, I ain't never signed up for this circus, Jack.
00:13:58Do not raise your voice to me, slimewad.
00:14:01Look, man, if this harassment puts a strain on my highly talented vocal cords,
00:14:06or if anybody even thinks about touching my $75 slick rig bad boy concert beats,
00:14:11I'm gonna commence to pill slapping somebody right now.
00:14:15Clam it, dark breath.
00:14:16You're on Buster ground.
00:14:18You're eating me, faggot?
00:14:19I think so, sir.
00:14:21Good.
00:14:25You're here because the Supreme Court's sniffing around our franchises,
00:14:31claiming that there hasn't been a single black Buster Burger owner in 25 years.
00:14:38Well, we intend to graduate you, Jones, just to prove to the whole world that we ain't bigoted.
00:14:48You dig it, Jones?
00:14:51Now, Buster Burger managers are supposed to be mean and lean.
00:14:57Presta Poopnik.
00:14:59That's Presta Popnik, sir.
00:15:02This is no Parker's paradise.
00:15:05We're here to learn to run a Buster Burger franchise.
00:15:09That devour one.
00:15:11Sir, just because I love food doesn't mean I can't work around it without eating all the time.
00:15:16For instance, what if I get the urge to eat a box of Buster Chip cookies?
00:15:21Give me that.
00:15:22Out comes my fat boy pocket, Shocker.
00:15:25And?
00:15:27Ow!
00:15:46Another binge bites the dust.
00:15:49You tub of crap.
00:15:54Before we commence with orientation,
00:15:58let's reconsider the Buster Burger University code of conduct.
00:16:03One, students are forbidden to leave campus until commencement.
00:16:10I get it.
00:16:10This is nothing more than a slap-down prison.
00:16:12Number two, alcohol, tobacco, drugs, beads, and outside foods are strictly forbidden.
00:16:23And third, since sex and success make lousy bed partners, so do your classmates.
00:16:31Therefore, no sex allowed.
00:16:35No hanky-panky in the door.
00:16:38Wow, it's the real Lyman Funk.
00:16:42Welcome, welcome.
00:16:44I'm Lyman Funk, founder of Buster Burger, chairman of the board and dean of Buster Burger University.
00:16:50And this is the secret sauce of my life, Mrs. Funk.
00:16:55I'm having a get-together pod at my house tonight, and you're all invited.
00:16:59I'd like to know who my Buster Burger charges are going to be.
00:17:05Take over, sergeant.
00:17:07See you at the party.
00:17:11Look at the chassis on that baby.
00:17:13I'll say.
00:17:14Fuel-injected Buster Mobile with twin overhead cams.
00:17:17Huh?
00:17:18Tits.
00:17:19No kidding.
00:17:20Heh.
00:17:30These beds look like lunch for Moby Dick.
00:17:36I knew it.
00:17:38They only use 50% beef.
00:17:40You know, this is the strangest place I've ever been.
00:17:42I thought it was weird Druton walking around acting like General Patton with a spatula.
00:17:48This is bizarre.
00:17:50The son of a bitch took everything.
00:17:52Yeah?
00:17:54What's missing?
00:17:55What's missing?
00:17:56Only the essentials.
00:18:00Eh, fortunately, I always overpack the essentials.
00:18:05You hungry?
00:18:08Yeah, give me a donut.
00:18:09Sure.
00:18:10No, no, no.
00:18:11Make that a Twinkie.
00:18:15Oh.
00:18:16I love this school uniform.
00:18:19This is going to keep me from getting laid.
00:18:21You know, at least at the honor farm, we could wear stripes.
00:18:28You care for something to drink?
00:18:30Never touch the hard stuff.
00:18:32You're lonely?
00:18:33No.
00:18:34Cigarettes.
00:18:35I don't smoke.
00:18:37Well, you probably need some Robertson.
00:18:41You know, Fred, this is my last chance at a career and a pretty nice inheritance.
00:18:45And all the psychiatrist said was, I've got to exercise a little sexual self-control.
00:18:51Oh, you keep your rubbers.
00:18:53As long as I'm here at Buster Burger U, women and sex are out.
00:19:13You know, dancing with you during chaperone duty makes my night, man.
00:19:18There you go.
00:19:19Another Saturday night of chaperone duty.
00:19:21Yep.
00:19:29Well, did you happen to mention it to your father about that opening on the executive board?
00:19:34You know, sometimes I wonder if you date me because you like me or because my daddy's Lyman Vunk.
00:19:40One has absolutely nothing to do with the other.
00:19:43I'm just going to get something to eat and then I'm splitting.
00:19:45Why?
00:19:46I'm afraid if I don't, I might end up in a sack with someone.
00:19:48So what's wrong with that?
00:19:50Oh, Lord, I have died and gone to heaven.
00:19:53It's Mrs. Vunk.
00:19:56Hi.
00:19:57Hi.
00:19:57Hello, boys.
00:19:58Nice spread you have here, Mr. Vunk.
00:20:00Took a lot of burgers to be able to bust a house like this young man.
00:20:04You play your cards right and you can have everything that I have.
00:20:09Everything?
00:20:10Everything.
00:20:13So would the lovely Mrs. Vunk like to trip to Light Fantastic?
00:20:18No, but I would like to dance.
00:20:20May I lie, Lyman?
00:20:21Of course, dear.
00:20:22I'll say to our guest.
00:20:24Thanks.
00:20:25Have a good time.
00:20:32Have a good time.
00:20:42Mr. Fred's got more balls than a trailer park Christmas tree.
00:20:45I was hoping you did, too.
00:20:48I'm Conchita Mezzanine.
00:20:50In guacamole I'm known as the layers of land.
00:20:52Oh, excuse me.
00:20:53Nice to meet you.
00:20:54I could teach you things you never knew could happen between two peoples.
00:20:59Oh, not tonight.
00:21:00No sexy cluster, Birkikyut.
00:21:02Remember?
00:21:03Oh, I'm sorry.
00:21:05Um, how about a dance?
00:21:07Sure.
00:21:11Who's she?
00:21:12Uh, I don't know.
00:21:14She came with us this morning.
00:21:15I'm here to get a degree, not to father some guacamole and freedom fighter.
00:21:19What?
00:21:20Nothing.
00:21:21My name's Russell Prokop.
00:21:23I'm Ivanka.
00:21:24Ivanka?
00:21:25As in?
00:21:25As in his doctor.
00:21:37When the first Mrs. Monk died of food poisoning, I just happened to be here visiting me at the
00:21:42time, and, well, since I love junk food so much, I just had to fall in love with Lyman.
00:21:49You're not hungry!
00:21:51You're not hungry!
00:21:53You're not hungry!
00:21:54You're not hungry!
00:21:55I'm not hungry!
00:21:56You're not hungry!
00:21:58You're not hungry!
00:21:59I'm hungry!
00:22:00I should not help me!
00:22:05Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:22:25Fred?
00:22:27Yeah?
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:28We're trading all 70,000 franchises for just one night of stiff boardbanging with a human
00:22:34I'm proud to have her like you.
00:22:38Thank you, Lord.
00:23:10Take a hike, will you, pal? Look, Mia, this is all right.
00:23:15Hey!
00:23:18I can't swim!
00:23:20I can't swim!
00:23:23Oh, help!
00:23:26Mia!
00:23:29Mia!
00:23:32Oh, Mia, you've got a rude drop.
00:23:34Give me...
00:23:36Hey, everybody! It's a pool party!
00:23:40Pool party!
00:23:45I'll take you, Mrs. Buck!
00:23:55Pool party?
00:23:57I'll take you, Mrs. Buck!
00:24:14You all right, Mia?
00:24:16I'm fine.
00:24:17I'll keep an eye on you, pal.
00:24:23I'm not hungry.
00:24:32Buster Burger's hamburger philosophy may be summed up with the three Bs.
00:24:40Beef plus buns equal bucks.
00:24:45You eat it, you buy it!
00:24:50You eat it, you buy it!
00:24:54Did you know that merely by smelling, tasting, and feeling the texture, one can tell where a burger comes from?
00:25:05They all come from different areas.
00:25:09Hold it.
00:25:10Look at this.
00:25:12You see that? That's a giveaway.
00:25:15Buddy's belly bombs and sushi bar.
00:25:19Franklin Square, Long Island.
00:25:21Pool is our business!
00:25:24Pool is our business!
00:25:27I'm Professor Mia Bunk, and in the next 12 weeks I'll teach you what makes 100% all bull burgers
00:25:35different from all the rest.
00:25:37While later classes will involve hands-on meat house experience, we always start with this little puppy here to illustrate
00:25:45technique.
00:25:47So, if we could all put on our Buster Protecto goggles.
00:25:59Ready to go.
00:26:06Now, while our burgers are 100% all bull, we do not use 100% of the bull.
00:26:22A lot of bull in every bite!
00:26:27A lot of bull in every bite!
00:26:31A lot of bull in every bite!
00:26:52And, of course, we never use these.
00:27:01B9.
00:27:02Sister, I believe that's bingo.
00:27:04Bingo?
00:27:08Wow!
00:27:10Scrotum!
00:27:11A real delicacy for the rich and famous!
00:27:15Oh, I bet you!
00:27:20We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes like you!
00:27:28We reserve the right to refuse service to assholes like you!
00:27:37We're losing her!
00:27:38We're losing her!
00:27:39We're losing her!
00:27:39Pulse beat, it's up!
00:27:40Pulse beat, it's up!
00:27:42Pulse beat, it's up!
00:27:42No, it's down!
00:27:43No, sir!
00:27:48Doc, I think she's dead!
00:27:51Oh, jeez!
00:27:52Oh, Doc, you can't we do something?
00:27:54No.
00:27:59We've lost her!
00:28:00We've lost her!
00:28:03And yet, in death, she still continues to produce.
00:28:18A little gherkin.
00:28:21Ladies and gentlemen, twins, twins!
00:28:26Put those cookies back, motherfucker!
00:28:31Put those cookies back, motherfucker!
00:28:37This baby is the Lyman 9000, our lean, mean burger training machine.
00:28:44It separates the bull from the bull shit.
00:28:48You find that funny, Procope?
00:28:50No, sir!
00:28:57Ready, ready, ready, ready!
00:29:00Go, go, go, go!
00:29:06Now, the patties come frozen from the feeder every ten seconds
00:29:10and proceed through here to the laser-powered burger blaster here.
00:29:16While the burger is being cooked, the Bunway delivers the bun tops to the condiment battery, where, as you can
00:29:23see, mustard, ketchup, mayo, and secret sauce are applied as ordered.
00:29:35Never touching the food directly with your hands, it is the responsibility of the trainee in the bullpen to see
00:29:44that the burger, with or without cheese, lettuce, tomato, is placed on the bun bottom and topped with the bun
00:29:55top, placed in the Buster Bull box for delivery.
00:30:01Your tools.
00:30:06Now, in the ten years that I have sent graduates out into the real world, they have never lost a
00:30:12burger.
00:30:14Since there are no questions, we'll start with you, ketchup crotch.
00:30:19Me?
00:30:20No, not you. You.
00:30:23Me?
00:30:24Yeah, you.
00:30:28Yeah, you.
00:30:29Go get him, Russ.
00:30:34Ready?
00:30:35Go.
00:30:49Okay, Proko.
00:30:51Smoke.
00:30:55Pretty good stance will work, Proko.
00:31:01Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, knock the bun top.
00:31:05How about a little faster, Proko?
00:31:10Now with your hands, you idiot!
00:31:15Go!
00:31:16Come on, Proko!
00:31:20A little bit faster now, come on!
00:31:23Keep the ketchup on that one now!
00:31:25Bro!
00:31:27I broke off, you're not keeping up!
00:31:31Come on, you pickle prick, put it on there!
00:31:33Put the pickle on there!
00:31:38No cheese on there one!
00:31:40Error, error, error.
00:31:43Keep the sauce on the bun!
00:31:45Come on! Put the onions in there!
00:31:48Don't let us, don't let us!
00:31:50Put the onion, hold the mayo!
00:31:52Slow down medium rare!
00:31:53Extra buster sauce!
00:31:56Come on, you're jamming them up!
00:32:15Stop.
00:32:21There's your lunch broke up!
00:32:26So eat it!
00:32:27Thank you, sir.
00:32:31Excuse me! Excuse me, Dr. Mole!
00:32:34Dr. Mole! Dr. Mole! Dr. Mole!
00:32:38Yes, yes!
00:32:39I just wanted to tell you how excited I am about taking your Buster Burgerometry class 101!
00:32:43Thank you! Thank you very much!
00:32:45I've read so much about your work in the New England Journal of Fried Foods!
00:32:49You have been a pleasure to meet you, sir!
00:32:52Good to meet you!
00:32:53Nacho Herb Zipser, sir!
00:32:54Ah, Mr. Dipsick!
00:32:56Zipser!
00:32:57Zipser!
00:33:01Yes, yes!
00:33:03Burger bar!
00:33:05Burger bar!
00:33:07I've only heard rumors, but is this the new secret meat-flavored candy bar your scientists have been developing?
00:33:13That's right!
00:33:14Still new on the drawing board, in the experimental state!
00:33:19You let me know what it tastes like, huh?
00:33:21Be honest with me, be candid!
00:33:23Mmm!
00:33:26Creamy ketchup coating!
00:33:28Crunchy mustard nougat!
00:33:30And a pickle in every bite!
00:33:33The next time my mom goes to the store, I'm gonna tell her to buy lots of burger bars!
00:33:38Say, I'm looking for a bright new lad to work in the lab with me as a taste taster in
00:33:46the laboratory!
00:33:48How about you?
00:33:50Me?
00:33:50Yes!
00:33:51Chasing for you?
00:33:53Oh, my!
00:33:54Yes!
00:34:00You silly shit!
00:34:12How doing, Will?
00:34:13I'm just gonna make the usual check.
00:34:14It'll be just a second.
00:34:16Come on, man.
00:34:24Go on, boy!
00:34:25Look at that!
00:34:26Hey, you son of a bitch!
00:34:28Hey, no, no, no, no!
00:34:30This is Magneto, baby!
00:34:31Now, see, I got this show to do tonight, and all my hoes gonna be there!
00:34:35No, no!
00:34:35You think you don't understand the caliber celebrity I am, baby?
00:34:39No, wait!
00:34:39I'm telling you, I got a show to do tonight, and if you need some tickets to the damn thing,
00:34:43I can get it for you!
00:34:43Get up and get on your knees!
00:34:45No, wait!
00:34:45Do you know how many bitches gonna be there?
00:34:47But you can get laid like you've never been laid before!
00:34:49Okay, Will.
00:34:50Hawkins, open the gate!
00:34:5110-4!
00:34:59I can't believe we made it!
00:35:01Are you kidding?
00:35:01I told you to get us out of there!
00:35:02We're gonna have some great food!
00:35:04Wait!
00:35:04No, wait!
00:35:05What I'm saying is I can get you laid, brother!
00:35:07You understand?
00:35:08When I'm singing, the bitches dig it!
00:35:11Good evening, sir!
00:35:12It's brand new, kid!
00:35:14Yes, sir!
00:35:19Make sure you keep an eye on it!
00:35:24You two airheads have violated three sacred rules of Buster Burger University.
00:35:29One, leaving campus is strictly forbidden ever.
00:35:34Two, outside consumption of food is strictly forbidden.
00:35:37Not to mention the little TTT you had with our founder's wife, Mrs. Funk.
00:35:46All right, turn them over.
00:35:51Why, you two fast food freaks!
00:35:55Reserved for the both of you.
00:35:57Oh, come on, Druton, you're putting us on.
00:35:59No, I'm putting you in, Proko.
00:36:02Now get in!
00:36:02No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:36:04No, no, can we talk about this?
00:36:05I said get in!
00:36:06I'm getting in!
00:36:10Uh...
00:36:12You didn't want me to go in there, did you, sir?
00:36:14If it weren't for Mrs. Funk, you would be on your way home.
00:36:17Get in there!
00:36:19Okay!
00:36:21As you well know,
00:36:23it's Buster policy that if a student wishes to go home on his own,
00:36:28he's free to do so.
00:36:30What?
00:36:37Here at Buster's we try to find a few good men and women.
00:36:44Buster!
00:36:47Buster!
00:36:47Buster!
00:36:48Buster!
00:36:50Buster!
00:36:50Buster!
00:36:51Buster!
00:36:52I'm sorry about the Chinese food!
00:36:55Buster!
00:36:57Buster!
00:36:57Buster!
00:36:57Manor we in a pickle!
00:37:02Oh, Adit Vang, down this way.
00:37:06Here he is, here he is.
00:37:17Now, I figure that these huge fly strips would be quite a tax write-off.
00:37:22Oh, him. I've given him 20 cc's of bird cup.
00:37:26Well, that's the equivalent of three tons of my new synthetic fried chicken.
00:37:35Three tons?
00:37:37Yes. That would be almost as if he had a bucket of chicken every day for 500 years.
00:37:46Is there any chance of brain damage?
00:37:48But he moved.
00:37:51He's alive! He's alive!
00:37:58Are you hungry?
00:37:59I'd kill for some corn and grain.
00:38:02Corn in the rain? Why would he want to?
00:38:06No, no, Professor. Corn and grain, corn.
00:38:09Oh, dear. Try this.
00:38:12Your new synthetic thumbstick?
00:38:14Yes, it's my experimental mind.
00:38:17Well, how's it taste?
00:38:19Has it chewing that, like goodness, the whole family will enjoy?
00:38:22Dr. Mole, for Buster to take on the curdle and break into the fried chicken market is a bold shtick.
00:38:29And we know it tastes good.
00:38:31And we know it doesn't cause too much brain damage.
00:38:35So, if we're talking chicken, let's talk turkey there.
00:38:46What will it cost us to manufacture?
00:38:48Chicken feed.
00:38:49Yes, do you see my formula?
00:38:53It's simply this.
00:38:56All I have to do is take chicken gum.
00:39:00Oh, chicken shit!
00:39:02Chicken shit!
00:39:03Chicken shit!
00:39:05You idiot punk!
00:39:07What do you think?
00:39:08I'm standing around this laboratory with this horse shit,
00:39:11and you call me chicken shit?
00:39:15Nathai!
00:39:41Please be seated, my Buster brethren.
00:39:47I shall talk to you this morning on the book of Munches, chapter 12, verse 16.
00:39:56Buster plus work equals health.
00:40:00Buster plus work equals wealth.
00:40:02Isn't it great?
00:40:04Isn't it good that we chose to follow the path of fast food brotherhood?
00:40:09We praise the American way.
00:40:13Americans like to eat and pay.
00:40:18Isn't it great?
00:40:19Isn't it wise?
00:40:21To burgers and fries we dedicate our lives.
00:40:25Onion rings, fish kebabs.
00:40:28Every creation served on a bun.
00:40:31Moms, dads, tiny tots.
00:40:35It's more than a meal.
00:40:39It's fun.
00:40:48My mouth has got a taste for something beefy, something great.
00:40:53I can smell those burgers crying, and I really cannot wait.
00:40:58French fries, onion rings, and milkshakes.
00:41:01Mustard's waiting, don't be late.
00:41:03The bull goes marching on.
00:41:08Glory, Buster, vermeluja.
00:41:13Glory, Buster, vermeluja.
00:41:18Glory, Buster, vermeluja.
00:41:22Glory, Buster, vermeluja.
00:41:26My mouth has got a taste for something beefy, something great.
00:41:31I can smell those burgers crying, and I really cannot wait.
00:41:36French fries, onion rings, and milkshakes.
00:41:39Mustard's waiting, don't be late.
00:41:41The bull goes marching on.
00:41:56Fred, where are you going?
00:41:58I am off to press the flesh with the fabulous Mrs. Zvonk.
00:42:01You are out of your mind.
00:42:03We've got to study for finals.
00:42:04No, you've got to study for finals, because I'm counting on you to pull me through.
00:42:12Oh, and Russell?
00:42:14Study hard.
00:42:20Hey, Russell.
00:42:21Good morning, Nito.
00:42:23Hi, sister.
00:42:25Hi, brother.
00:42:30Hi.
00:42:32Hi.
00:42:33Would you like to sit down?
00:42:37You're not busy.
00:42:38I am.
00:42:39Busterology.
00:42:40You know, I've never really thought about the collective consciousness before and how it relates to burgers.
00:42:46Busterology is based on people actually hating fast food.
00:42:49But people would rather eat a Buster burger they know than, say, health food made by some yo-yo where
00:42:54they don't know what they're getting.
00:42:55That makes sense.
00:42:56I mean, I'd rather eat a Buster burger than take a chance on a falafel stuffed with sprouts.
00:43:01Right.
00:43:02All Buster tastes Buster's same.
00:43:04That way you know what you're getting into.
00:43:05I've only got this covered meal.
00:43:07I like that.
00:43:08Orals are coming up soon.
00:43:10That's when my father makes the final judgments as to who goes on from there.
00:43:15But half of it is based on whether he likes you or not.
00:43:19I'm not a great Orals man.
00:43:22Never was.
00:43:23Well, I do have some free time in the evenings.
00:43:26If you like, I could tutor you through the hard stuff.
00:43:28But after that, Druten has you for franchise time.
00:43:31Believe me, you are going to need all the help you can get.
00:43:36When can we start?
00:43:38Whenever you want.
00:43:40America, you're getting better than hungry.
00:43:43Hold it, gentlemen.
00:43:45No food allowed in or out.
00:43:48We know.
00:43:49Right.
00:43:51Right.
00:43:52Someone can find out the doctor here is crossing a hot dog with a meatball.
00:43:55And steal the prototype.
00:43:57How did he know?
00:43:58Security knows everything on this campus.
00:44:03Survey says?
00:44:05Yeah, stick a gum and register on this baby.
00:44:08Ah, you're clean, Doc.
00:44:09Say, Doc, why don't you call them, uh, dog balls?
00:44:12I certainly admire your thoroughness.
00:44:22Hold it!
00:44:24Don't move!
00:44:32He's giving off a high-intensity fool level.
00:44:34Let's go, Zipser.
00:44:40Have a nice time, Zipser.
00:44:46Fellas!
00:44:50Fellas!
00:44:53Fellas!
00:44:53Fellas!
00:44:54Oh, fellas!
00:44:56Oh, fellas!
00:45:01Huh?
00:45:24Thanks, girls.
00:45:25I needed that.
00:45:31Shank or hindquarters?
00:45:34Were you really the girl in all those Buster Burger commercials as a kid?
00:45:38Russell.
00:45:40Finals of tomorrow.
00:45:42Shank or hindquarters?
00:45:45Shank.
00:45:46Correct.
00:46:09Mr. Zipser, as Buster Burger manager,
00:46:13what do you do if a customer becomes sick while in your store?
00:46:17Firstly, I would take the offending customer by the scrub of the neck
00:46:20and I would stick their nose in the vomit.
00:46:22Secondly, I would take the most accessible part of his or her clothing
00:46:25and I would wipe up the puke.
00:46:27Thirdly, I would escort them to the front door
00:46:29and I would tell them to have a nice day.
00:46:32Excellent.
00:46:33Best.
00:46:33All right, Dimino.
00:46:35A frequent troublemaker enters your franchise,
00:46:39says he has contracted some signs of radiation poisoning
00:46:43from a supposed leak in your laser-powered burger blaster.
00:46:48What do you say?
00:46:50Well, there's good news and bad news, sir.
00:46:52The bad news is that you're going to glow in the dark.
00:46:55The good news is that you won't attract moths.
00:46:59If a beautiful blonde would come into the store
00:47:02and ask you for a dozen burgers,
00:47:04what would you give to her?
00:47:05I'd give her the dozen burgers
00:47:07and ask if she'd like Mr. Pickle with that order.
00:47:09Where's Mr. Pickle?
00:47:10It's right between Mr. Legs.
00:47:15I am the greatest entertainer,
00:47:17but you're depriving me of my chance.
00:47:19You won't let me sing and you won't let me dance.
00:47:22But on these orals, whether I fail or I pass,
00:47:25when I get these off, I'm going to whoop your ass.
00:47:33Now, here is the last question in your oral examination.
00:47:42A pregnant woman walks into your Buster franchise.
00:47:47She has a dollar and asks for change
00:47:50so she can use the Buster phone.
00:47:53She wants to call the hospital
00:47:55because she's about to give birth momentarily.
00:47:59Now, although she hasn't eaten a crumb of Buster food,
00:48:04do you change the dollar for the Buster phone?
00:48:09Dr. Maul, to cut down on loitering
00:48:13and to increase business flow,
00:48:15Buster franchises don't have pay phones.
00:48:18Absolutely correct.
00:48:22This concludes your oral examination, Prokop,
00:48:25and you've passed.
00:48:29Damn it.
00:48:31Still one more test.
00:48:35For the next eight hours,
00:48:37you will operate this lifelike Buster Burger franchise,
00:48:41during which you'll serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
00:48:45Sometime during your shift,
00:48:47myself and Dean Funk will make a surprise inspection.
00:48:51We will be checking you on profits and cleanliness.
00:48:56Remember, you're a team now.
00:48:59Now, I am making you manager, Prokop.
00:49:04Here's your Buster key.
00:49:06And may God have mercy on your soul.
00:49:12Here's your Buster key.
00:49:16Here's your Buster key.
00:49:21Here's your Buster key.
00:49:22Here's your Buster key.
00:49:23Here's your Buster key.
00:49:23Here's your Buster key.
00:49:26Here's your Buster key.
00:49:27Here's your Buster key.
00:49:28Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:29Here's your Buster key.
00:49:30Here's your Buster key.
00:49:31Here's your Buster key.
00:49:32Here's your Buster key.
00:49:35Here's your Buster key.
00:49:58Put those cookies back, motherfucker!
00:50:10Hi, can I Buster help you?
00:50:12Yeah, are you the chief, Buster?
00:50:13Yes, I'm the manager.
00:50:14Oh, congratulations.
00:50:16Sign.
00:50:17Sign what?
00:50:18Look, pal, all I do is deliver them, and now later I come back, I pick them up, okay?
00:50:22It was your community relations department set up the whole thing again.
00:50:26What are they?
00:50:28It's an eating club.
00:50:29And I hope you got plenty of dessert.
00:50:36It's Arius, boy.
00:50:38It's Arius.
00:50:49Who are you?
00:51:02Hey!
00:51:10Professionals.
00:51:15Hey!
00:51:16Hey!
00:51:19Can I Buster help you?
00:51:2150 Buster Burgers, 25 Bull Chips, and 10 Buster Shakes.
00:51:2760 Double Busters, no pickles, 40 Bull Chips, 22 Diet Coolas!
00:51:34Diet?
00:51:3845 Buster Burgers, look at that!
00:51:41906 Senses!
00:51:56Seven mother bubba's, two Picador specials, and a large full soda. The regular kind, I'm no sissy.
00:52:04Bring out a barrel of buster soda
00:52:20Thank you very much
00:52:36Hey
00:52:37All right, who ordered 60 double buster burgers that fat motherfucker right there?
00:52:42That's that motherfucker right there
00:52:44Them two twin giggling motherfuckers right there
00:52:49And that skinny walnut head motherfucker over to seventy-two
00:52:55Ha ha that's great
00:53:04What's it gonna be must a burger on a stick with cheese cow catchers on a buster shake hey skate
00:53:09pig
00:53:10We don't serve apple turf toilet plungers here
00:53:14What the hell did you say get hash mark we don't serve we waste smoking donut chokers here
00:53:20I want to see the goddamn manager now you're talking to the manager Peter cheese so merge
00:53:26I don't have to take this kind of crap from a goddamn green pickle hey rotate
00:53:30Kunta kente your checks ready at the welfare office
00:53:34You ain't seen the last of me yet
00:53:39Big deal
00:53:55Russell Russell we are almost out of supplies
00:53:59How in the hell are we going to get rid of these monsters?
00:54:02That's an idea
00:54:04What the hell is that?
00:54:06Industrial laxative
00:54:08It's rather than the buster for sake
00:54:10I'm not sure you're a genius
00:54:11Thanks
00:54:12Magneto make a dozen or so shakes
00:54:13Press to pop
00:54:14Make turn around
00:54:17I'll do it
00:54:18You ain't seen the last one
00:54:29You ain't seen the last one
00:54:31I'll do it
00:54:33I'll do it
00:54:40I'll do it
00:54:43Last one baby
00:54:47Surprise, everybody! Free Buster steaks on the house!
00:54:52Here, why don't you have a couple more?
00:54:55Drink up!
00:54:56You're welcome, Betty.
00:54:58It's horrific.
00:54:58Thanks, Betty.
00:54:59Thanks for coming to Buster Burger.
00:55:01Here you go. One more. A chocolate one.
00:55:02Drink up, kids.
00:55:03Enjoy.
00:55:29Keepin' mean.
00:55:33Aroma!
00:55:40Button shakers!
00:55:41We need to get to the bathroom!
00:55:45I got it, though!
00:55:47I got it, though!
00:55:48I got it, though!
00:55:50I love a parade.
00:55:55No, no, no!
00:55:57Please, wait!
00:55:59Please, back up!
00:56:00Wait, wait!
00:56:04No flash!
00:56:06Smile, everybody!
00:56:38Look at this place. It's a mess.
00:56:40Yeah, well, let's clean it up quick.
00:56:42All right.
00:57:04Okay, all right!
00:57:08Right and tight.
00:57:11Yeah!
00:57:12Yeah!
00:57:13Yeah!
00:57:14Yeah!
00:57:15Come in, let's get in there!
00:57:16Let's do it!
00:57:17Come on, mama!
00:57:19Woo!
00:57:19All right!
00:57:20Come on, daddy!
00:57:20Come on!
00:57:21Get some!
00:57:23Woo!
00:57:24Woo!
00:57:25Woo!
00:57:26Woo!
00:57:28Woo!
00:57:29Woo!
00:57:31Woo!
00:57:33Woo!
00:57:34Woo!
00:57:36Woo!
00:57:40Uh, if you're looking for a pay phone, forget it!
00:57:43I want a woman!
00:57:44At last!
00:57:46I'm real sad!
00:57:48Okay!
00:57:49Come, Sheila!
00:57:50We're all good!
00:57:55One burger.
00:57:56Well done.
00:57:57To go.
00:57:57Uh, Magneto, kill me a burger, send it walking!
00:57:59No more burgers, man!
00:58:01Where's the bull?
00:58:02Where's the bull?
00:58:03Where's the bull?
00:58:04Where's the bull?
00:58:05Where's the bull?
00:58:06Where's the bull?
00:58:07Where's the bull?
00:58:08Where's the bull?
00:58:08Where's the bull?
00:58:09to assholes like you
00:58:47She's crazy about me
00:58:54Riot!
00:58:55In case of riots, stash the cash and save your ass!
00:59:35All right, let's do it!
00:59:41Now, who's the manager?
00:59:43Oh, God, am I trying to see you guys?
00:59:46You mean us Afro-Turf toilet plungers?
00:59:49This place is yours, boys.
01:00:19The place is a wreck.
01:00:22So let's spit.
01:00:26All right, let's go. Let's get out of here.
01:00:28What are you doing, man?
01:00:29Peace!
01:00:33Let's get out of here!
01:00:47Woo-hoo!
01:00:48Good job!
01:00:49Woo-hoo!
01:00:49Woo-hoo!
01:00:52Woo-hoo!
01:00:53Yeah!
01:00:55Woo-hoo!
01:01:01That bastard Druton's behind this.
01:01:23Oh, the boys wanna play a little chicken, eh?
01:01:25houses deliveringVPN
01:01:42Woo-hoo!
01:01:44Woo-hoo!
01:01:46Woo!
01:01:46Woo-hoo!
01:01:49Woo!
01:02:02I don't care about the look on her face.
01:02:07I told you, don't talk to me when I'm driving.
01:02:10I hate her.
01:02:10Let's get rid of her.
01:02:11I know.
01:02:12Why are you crazy?
01:02:13Get out of here.
01:02:14Take some chicken.
01:02:15Cut out.
01:02:20This is it, the party's over.
01:02:24No more Mrs. Vunk.
01:02:36Well, I guess I might as well go and join the eating club now.
01:02:40God works in strange and mysterious ways.
01:02:44All I ever wanted was to be a Buster Burger Manager.
01:02:49Ever since I was that high, it was my dream, and now my dream is gone.
01:02:56It's all turned to shit.
01:03:03Bye, fellas.
01:03:04Wait a minute.
01:03:06Now, wait one Buster minute, Buster.
01:03:07You're not giving up, are you?
01:03:09Look, pal.
01:03:10Open your Buster eyes.
01:03:11This place looks like Beirut.
01:03:13Well, not tonight.
01:03:13To me, it doesn't.
01:03:15When I look around this Buster franchise, our franchise, you know what I see?
01:03:22I see a Buster future that didn't even know it had a Buster past.
01:03:27You might see a hole in the wall, but not me.
01:03:30I see a brand spanking new Buster Sidewalk Cafe.
01:03:36You might see dead chickens everywhere, but I see a whole new line of Buster chicken sandwiches
01:03:42at $2.98 each.
01:03:45What?
01:03:45You might have seen two guys stumble out of here in dire need of medical attention.
01:03:49And I say you're right.
01:03:51But I also say when those two guys come back, they're gonna be Buster hungry.
01:03:56So let's get our Buster butts back in gear, clean this place up, and get back to Buster business!
01:04:07Hey, look, where's the music coming from?
01:04:17Oh, geez!
01:04:19It's Ryman Funk!
01:04:24Oh, geez!
01:04:27We've arrived, Dean and Mrs. Funk.
01:04:38We've arrived, Dean and Mrs. Funk.
01:04:39We came to the farmer's murder.
01:04:41No, no.
01:04:47It's been an old one.
01:04:48Oh, boy!
01:04:48Look well!
01:04:48Oh, boy, fellas!
01:04:50Come on, Russell!
01:04:51Quick!
01:04:54Come on!
01:04:56You, Church, Yes!
01:04:58Come on!
01:04:59Watch G doctorate!
01:05:00What?
01:05:02What?
01:05:03Sir, on life's grocery shelf we can't accept these dented cans. I'll give them
01:05:08all F's and put them on a first jet out of here.
01:05:14It's tasty by God. What'd you say? I said it's tasty by God.
01:05:27They destroyed a million dollar franchise in about five hours. Thank you, sir.
01:05:33Not you, her. Why, it's perfect. We've got chicken coming off the assembly line in one month.
01:05:38And she's come up with the perfect slogan. It's tasty by God. We'll paste her picture on every
01:05:44billboard across the whole country. It'll be our symbol. It'll be the frying nun.
01:05:54We'll make millions. Children. Give them all eggs. Oh, no.
01:06:01Who's the manager here? I am. He is. Good management techniques, young man.
01:06:05You'll go far at Busterberger. It can't be. It just, it just can't be.
01:06:11And a feather in your head, Bill Sergeant. You'll forge an outstanding route.
01:06:16Well, maybe this will convince you that I've earned a place on the executive board.
01:06:20My God, you, you have earned it. Welcome aboard. To the port.
01:06:29Oh, Christ, we made him a vice president.
01:06:34Listen, Dean Bunk, I think it's an appropriate time to break even bigger news.
01:06:42Today, in light of my promotion, it is my sincerest, heartfelt pleasure to announce to everybody
01:06:49that me and I are now officially engaged to be married.
01:06:56Congratulations. Put her there, Dad.
01:07:02Hug him. Trust me.
01:07:06Ben.
01:07:09You really care.
01:07:14Ooh, you really care.
01:07:23This will cool you, officer.
01:07:33Well, Sergeant, we cannot help leaders at Busterberger University who can't control themselves.
01:07:45Disgusting. Don't you think so, sir?
01:07:47I hereby demote you to P-P-P.
01:07:50P-P-P, sir?
01:07:52Permanent paper picker.
01:07:56Come, dear. We must go.
01:07:58See you all at graduation.
01:07:59Why don't you guys all come with us? There's room in the limo. Come on.
01:08:02But, gee, thanks. The Buster limo.
01:08:05You can start by cleaning this mess up, picker.
01:08:22And so it is my great pleasure
01:08:24to hand out these diplomas
01:08:26to the members of Roo-Boo Y
01:08:29who, under duress and enemy fire,
01:08:33remove Busterberger Chicken
01:08:35from the drawing board
01:08:37into the marketing place.
01:08:42It's tasty by God!
01:08:47It's tasty by God!
01:08:49And it is in this spirit of Busterology
01:08:52that I hand out this diploma
01:08:54to Russell Prokop.
01:09:05Conchita Margarita
01:09:07Consuelo Marie Eugenio Lopez
01:09:09Mezzanine!
01:09:18Ted Domingo
01:09:20Yeah!
01:09:22All right!
01:09:34Nacio Herb Zupner
01:09:38Gipson
01:09:50Sarah Kessler
01:10:00Jerome Presto Popnik
01:10:10And now, it is my extreme pleasure
01:10:14to present the Buster Lifetime Achievement Award
01:10:18to Magneto Jones!
01:10:22Thank you!
01:10:39It's all yours!
01:10:40Yeah!
01:10:42Okay, I'd like to take this time
01:10:44to bring up on stage
01:10:46to appreciate with me
01:10:48my beautiful singing sisters
01:10:50The Extremes!
01:11:05Hit it!
01:11:28The Extremes!
01:12:01The Extremes!
01:12:09The Extremes!
01:12:13The Extremes!
01:12:16The Extremes!
01:12:18The only highway you'll ever travel down
01:12:22You're gonna find a burger shop
01:12:25Americana, mom and pop
01:12:28How long, there ain't no telling
01:12:31Baby, out there, out there selling
01:12:35Hamburgers for America
01:12:41Yeah, Hamburgers for America
01:12:48It's in their blood, it's their tradition
01:12:51It's almost like they're on a mission
01:12:53Selling hamburgers for America
01:13:08You can stand real still and listen
01:13:11You can hear them in the kitchen
01:13:15You can smell the french fries frying
01:13:18And you can hear the patties sizzling
01:13:21Slice tomatoes, cheese and bacon
01:13:24Soda pop and shakes are shaking
01:13:27And while you're listening and looking
01:13:31It makes you proud to know they're cooking
01:13:35Hamburgers for America
01:13:40Hamburgers for America
01:13:45Say, cooking burgers ain't exotic
01:13:50But some folks say it's patriotic
01:13:53Yeah, Hamburgers for America
01:13:56Yeah, Hamburgers for America
01:14:02Right, yeah
01:14:04Hamburgers for America
01:14:10It's in our blood, it's our tradition
01:14:14It's almost like an omniscient
01:14:17Hamburgers, hamburgers
01:14:20Hamburgers for America
01:14:27Hamburgers for America
01:14:32Hamburgers for America
01:14:34Cookin' burgers ain't exotic
01:14:36But we all know it's patriotic
01:14:39Hamburgers, hamburgers
01:14:43Hamburgers for America
01:14:46Oh, shit
01:14:49Hamburgers for America
01:14:55It's in our blood, it's our tradition
01:15:00We're on a mission
01:15:03Hamburgers for America
01:15:19It's in our blood, it's our tradition
01:15:22We're on a mission
01:15:25We're on a mission
01:15:26We're on a mission
01:15:27We're on a mission
01:15:28We're on a mission
01:15:28We're on a mission
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