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In the 1997 crime comedy The Curse of Inferno, two dim-witted dreamers, Chuck and Harold, attempt to rob a small Texas bank to buy a plane and start an airline. Their botched heist unravels a massive money-laundering conspiracy involving corrupt local officials and a greedy businessman.
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00:02:29I don't have to think about it.
00:02:32Sounds like you're doing a pretty good job.
00:02:43Would you give me those before you get them all messed up?
00:02:47Look, give me them.
00:02:47Come on.
00:02:49I'm just a little nervous, okay?
00:02:52Well, then you got the right feeling.
00:03:03That sign ought to say in the middle of fucking nowhere.
00:03:07In the middle of fucking nowhere, that'd be pretty funny.
00:03:11Yeah.
00:03:13Yeah.
00:03:13Listen, something goes wrong.
00:03:14You're gonna take care of your own ass.
00:03:16Chuck.
00:03:17Okay, man.
00:03:17You're gonna cover yourself.
00:03:19Chuck, you said nothing could go wrong.
00:03:22I said chances are nothing will go wrong, Harold.
00:03:26But you never know.
00:03:28You're gonna have to expect the unexpected.
00:03:31That right there will be our phrase for the day.
00:03:37Chuck, remember when we were a little kid on the radio, guy on the radio, say like today's
00:03:42color is like purple or something like that, trying to get ready to go to school and you
00:03:47didn't have nothing purple to wear?
00:03:48So you'd have to go like tearing through the house looking for something purple, like
00:03:51a purple shirt or something.
00:03:52Hey, Harold.
00:03:53Let's not worry about that right now.
00:03:58Sorry.
00:03:59Those cards are all messed up.
00:04:38All right, so far so good.
00:04:41Now remember, something goes wrong, get the car back to the hangar, strip it down, all
00:04:46right?
00:04:46You know the drill.
00:04:47We've only gone over about a thousand times.
00:04:49I wonder why I'm still worried that one of us might forget something.
00:04:53Harold, don't be playing with that.
00:04:54All right?
00:04:55Put it in your pocket.
00:04:56That thing only comes out if absolutely necessary, all right?
00:05:01I'd still feel a little better if maybe I had some bullets.
00:05:05Harold, bullets and a gun are potentially a dangerous combination.
00:05:08That's how people get killed, all right?
00:05:11Now, Harold, we don't want no killing, do we?
00:05:16No.
00:05:17No.
00:05:17It's a negatory on the bullets.
00:05:18When you take your hands.
00:05:25Let's go!
00:05:26Or do we?
00:05:39Let's go!
00:05:52Oh, my God.
00:06:13Oh, my God.
00:06:15Oh, my God.
00:06:22Hurry up.
00:06:34Give me all of your money.
00:06:45Hurry up.
00:06:49Do you want me to take you to the vault?
00:06:53Oh, my God.
00:06:54Oh, my God.
00:06:58Oh, my God.
00:07:21Oh, my God.
00:07:24Look at all this money.
00:07:28Help me.
00:07:29I'm okay.
00:07:30All right.
00:08:02Everybody on the floor.
00:08:06They're on the floor.
00:08:09What's everybody doing on the floor?
00:08:11The bank's being robbed.
00:08:14The bank's being robbed?
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:17By who?
00:08:19Him and his partner.
00:08:22You robbing the bank?
00:08:27Uh, yeah.
00:08:30Well, guess what?
00:08:31So am I.
00:08:32Well, we were here first.
00:08:35I don't believe this shit.
00:08:40Oh, Christ.
00:08:43They want to rob the bank, too.
00:08:45Yeah.
00:08:45The stockings are at their giveaway.
00:08:48Tell you what.
00:08:50I'll make this real simple.
00:08:52You hand over the money, and I'll forget I ever seen you.
00:08:56I ain't handing over no money.
00:09:00You ain't handing over the money.
00:09:04I want the money!
00:09:06Freeze!
00:09:07No!
00:09:09No!
00:09:10No!
00:09:23No!
00:09:26No!
00:09:27No!
00:09:27No!
00:09:27No!
00:09:28No!
00:09:29No!
00:09:30No!
00:09:31No!
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00:09:32No!
00:09:33No!
00:09:34No!
00:09:36No!
00:09:47Oh, shit!
00:10:33Oh, shit!
00:10:37Oh, shit!
00:10:58Oh, shit!
00:10:59Damn it!
00:11:06That's the place up pretty good, didn't you, Tammy Kay?
00:11:08Yes, sir.
00:11:11What's that?
00:11:12Oh, sounds like somebody knocking at the door.
00:11:14Which door?
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:18I think it's the bathroom.
00:11:20Oh, shit!
00:11:50Did you get in there?
00:11:50No.
00:11:52I've been wounded.
00:11:58It won't open.
00:12:00I already tried.
00:12:02It's jammed.
00:12:05All right, you just hang on.
00:12:06I'll get somebody to help you.
00:12:18You better come on out of there, son.
00:12:20You're looking white as a sheet.
00:12:24I peeked out the window back there.
00:12:26I saw them jump into an old Chevy.
00:12:27I believe it was a Camaro.
00:12:29Well, they're still wearing their masks.
00:12:31Oh, no, sir.
00:12:32They took them off.
00:12:34Did you get a good look?
00:12:35Well, yes, sir.
00:12:36I did.
00:12:37They were, uh, two bald guys.
00:12:42Approximately 50 years of age.
00:12:44And one of them even had a handlebar mustache, the kind that whips and curls around.
00:12:49Ambulance is here.
00:12:51All right.
00:12:52I'm gonna need to talk to you some more later, son.
00:12:55Why don't you go get patched up?
00:12:57All right.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:13:00Ouch.
00:13:07When you go to rob a bank, you think things might get out of hand, might get a little crazy.
00:13:11But two guys coming and robbing the same bank at the same time that you are and then getting stuck
00:13:15in the toilet.
00:13:16Now that's one situation I never even dreamed of.
00:13:22And then when it seemed like all the weird shit that could happen had happened, something even weirder happened.
00:13:28Except, this was a good weird.
00:13:41Hi.
00:13:43Hey.
00:13:44You know, I think you've got a little fever.
00:13:46I believe I do.
00:13:48Your body's probably just going through a little shock.
00:13:51Yeah, I guess.
00:13:53But that's normal.
00:13:54There's nothing to worry about.
00:13:56We're ready for this one.
00:13:59There's good looking and there's good looking.
00:14:01But this girl drifted off in a whole different category.
00:14:05She was the kind of gorgeous that make you half hope she'd ignore you.
00:14:09That way you could save yourself the terrible trouble of falling desperately in love.
00:14:12Cause let's just face it, with a girl like that, you don't believe she'd love you as much as you
00:14:17love her.
00:14:18I mean, what are the chances of that happening?
00:14:22I find out later that her name was Layla.
00:14:25And there wasn't much doubt that she could make me beg, darling, please.
00:14:36Well, yeah, I can verify the Capri.
00:14:39Well, no, I didn't see his face.
00:14:41Well, I don't know.
00:14:42Maybe the other guy ducked down the back seat or took off on foot in another vehicle.
00:14:47Oh, listen, I gotta go.
00:14:48I'll talk to you later, okay?
00:14:49Alright, bye.
00:14:51How are we feeling?
00:14:53I'm doing better, thanks.
00:14:54Yeah?
00:14:54Yeah.
00:14:55I got him.
00:14:57Well, I'm glad.
00:14:59Listen, do you want me to take you back to town so you can get your car?
00:15:02Oh, I'm not sure I can drive in this condition.
00:15:03I got a buddy who'll be glad to go in town and pick up my car.
00:15:07Oh.
00:15:07Well, I guess you'd just as soon go home, huh?
00:15:09Yeah, I would.
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:11You need a lift?
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:15So I got assigned to Inferno right out of the police academy.
00:15:18I've been here about three months.
00:15:19Got assigned to Inferno.
00:15:21Yeah.
00:15:22Believe me, there weren't a lot of hands in the air when they were asking for volunteers.
00:15:25Yeah, I'll bet.
00:15:27But being out from El Paso, they decided to send me one.
00:15:30But I think it had more to do with being a woman than a room full of men who didn't
00:15:33want to go.
00:15:34That's a pretty shitty deal.
00:15:36Yeah.
00:15:37I'll tell you one thing, I've watched more Wheel of Fortune than I ever thought was possible.
00:15:41Do you ever notice how skinny Vanna White's legs are?
00:15:44Yes!
00:15:45You know, I was just getting ready to say that.
00:15:47No.
00:15:47Yes, I was.
00:15:48It was on the tip of my tongue.
00:15:49Top half, big and full.
00:15:51And then she's got these skinny little legs.
00:15:54That's right.
00:15:56And does Pat Sajak remind you of a kid you would have given a lot of shit to in gym
00:16:00class?
00:16:01Well, yeah.
00:16:02I mean, he's kind of cute.
00:16:03He's kind of a nerd at the same time.
00:16:04Like, if he asked you out, you'd think about it for a few seconds, but then you'd say,
00:16:07I know you had some other plans or something.
00:16:09Right.
00:16:11Oh, uh, take a left up there.
00:16:12Uh-huh.
00:16:17Yeah.
00:16:26Well?
00:16:27They told you I'd change that dressing and all?
00:16:30Yeah.
00:16:31Okay.
00:16:31Because, you know, it's important to keep it clean this way.
00:16:33There's just a breeding ground for bacteria.
00:16:35Yeah, they gave me a lot of ointment and stuff.
00:16:38Be sure to eat right.
00:16:40You know, you lost a little blood.
00:16:41You need to eat and build everything back up.
00:16:43Yeah, I got plenty of food.
00:16:49Well, thanks again.
00:16:52Sure.
00:17:05You want to hear something funny, kind of goofy?
00:17:08Sure.
00:17:11Well, I was in that hospital, right?
00:17:15This is strange for me to be saying.
00:17:18Oh, no, go ahead. I probably won't think it's strange.
00:17:20You sure?
00:17:21I'm sure.
00:17:23Okay.
00:17:26Well, I was on that stretcher, and I had my eyes closed.
00:17:31And then when I opened up my eyes, I swear to God,
00:17:34I looked up at you, and I thought I was looking at some kind of an angel.
00:17:43I know it's silly for me to say, but hey, that's just what I thought.
00:17:47I thought I was looking at an angel face.
00:17:49Well, thank you.
00:17:53See you.
00:17:55Bye.
00:17:56Bye.
00:18:03I'm not some Romeo guy with a whole bunch of smooth lines.
00:18:06And I'd never say anything like angel face to anyone my whole life.
00:18:09But I meant it.
00:18:11Even if it did sound dumb as hell, I meant what I said about Layla's angel face.
00:18:16And I was just praying that she didn't think I was a goon for saying so.
00:18:21What a day.
00:18:25What a day.
00:18:43You scared me to death.
00:18:45I'm sorry.
00:18:45What are you doing sneaking around like that?
00:18:48I saw you pull up in the police car.
00:18:50I thought the jig was up.
00:18:51Yeah.
00:18:51I had to go hide.
00:18:52Well, the jig ain't up.
00:18:54It was damn near up.
00:18:55Could be up again.
00:18:56But it ain't up now.
00:18:57No.
00:18:57It ain't up now.
00:18:59Not for the moment anyways.
00:19:02Where's the car?
00:19:04I scripted it.
00:19:05It's at the hangar.
00:19:06Damn, Harold.
00:19:07That's fast work.
00:19:08Well, my power wrench is real quick.
00:19:10I got new batteries.
00:19:11So you drove the pickup over here?
00:19:13Yeah.
00:19:13Chuck, what happened to your arm?
00:19:15I got shot.
00:19:16Bullet came through the bathroom door, which is where I was hiding.
00:19:21Now you can tell people that you've been shot during a holdup.
00:19:26Yeah.
00:19:27I don't think I'll be bragging about that anytime soon.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:32Why didn't they arrest you?
00:19:34I told them I was a customer.
00:19:38In there, taking a crap.
00:19:41It's a good thing you weren't in the broom closet.
00:19:45Yeah, that's a good thing.
00:19:49Oh, no question about it.
00:19:51No question at all.
00:19:52All four men were working together on this one.
00:19:54You're absolutely certain of that?
00:19:56Well, that's taking my reputation on it.
00:19:58And the odds of two sets of bank robbers hitting First Inferno on the same day at exactly the same
00:20:04time have to be about a zillion and one.
00:20:06Well, yes, but the teller said that-
00:20:07No, they came in two different automobiles.
00:20:13Thus doubling their chances of getting away and simultaneously creating a great deal of chaos and confusion.
00:20:20Well, that seems to have worked.
00:20:21Well, don't you worry about that.
00:20:25We'll be catching these boys in short order.
00:20:29All right. Well, thank you, Sheriff.
00:20:34Four men working in two pairs are responsible for the robbery.
00:20:37It is reported that they have gotten away with over $100,000.
00:20:41Now, we understand that witnesses have gotten the detailed description of both getaway cars and their license plate numbers.
00:20:48That is correct.
00:20:49We have detailed descriptions of both cars and license plate numbers.
00:20:53And I can assure you that it won't be long until these men are brought to justice.
00:20:57Now, are there any-
00:20:58$100,000.
00:21:00Shit, my ass.
00:21:02I'm telling you, Harold, there was some major cash just sitting there.
00:21:07Well, I thought you said it would only take about $80,000 to get our plane up and running.
00:21:12Yeah, well, in my limited bank robbing experience, I found that you don't ask for what you need.
00:21:19You take whatever they got.
00:21:21And there was like a million, maybe $2 million.
00:21:25It was just sitting there.
00:21:27Well, the more the merrier as far as I'm concerned.
00:21:31If you think about it, you realize it ain't so great.
00:21:34It ain't.
00:21:35A couple million dollars in First Inferno?
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:39That don't add up.
00:21:41There ain't that much money in this part of the state.
00:21:45Let alone what?
00:21:47First Inferno?
00:21:48So what does that tell you?
00:21:50It tells me, hey, we hit the mother load.
00:21:54No.
00:21:55We didn't hit the mother load.
00:21:57We hit a pile of dirty money.
00:22:00Dirty money.
00:22:02Do you know what kind of guys look for dirty money?
00:22:07Dirty people?
00:22:10Yeah.
00:22:11Dirty guys.
00:22:14Now, here's the irony of it all, though, Harold.
00:22:18See, my bad luck being stuck in that toilet?
00:22:21Well, that actually turned out to be my good luck.
00:22:23Because the money may be dirty, but it's safe.
00:22:27How is that?
00:22:29Who would think someone would rob a bank, turn around, hide the money in the same bank?
00:22:33That's the last place they'd look.
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:38Now, that's what I call ironic.
00:22:42Uh-huh.
00:22:44There is some bad news, however.
00:22:46There is?
00:22:48Shit, the money's so damn safe, I'm not sure how we're gonna get it.
00:22:52Hey, we could re-rob the bank.
00:22:58Now, once it's enough for me, my bank robbing days are behind.
00:23:04Oh, good.
00:23:05Well, you'll think of something.
00:23:12You always do.
00:23:15Son of a bitch!
00:23:18They got it all?
00:23:20Afraid so.
00:23:20Clean sweep.
00:23:22Ha!
00:23:23Bastards are somewhere counting their money and having a good giggle.
00:23:26They probably figured a clearer.
00:23:28100,000, maybe.
00:23:30Well, get home with their goodie bag, and what do you know?
00:23:34Trick or treat to the tune of $3 million, dammit!
00:23:38Sheriff Gibson said he would find the money.
00:23:41It would take Gibson two hands to find his butt.
00:23:45And if you think about it, dickwad, let's say he does find it.
00:23:48What does he find?
00:23:49He finds $3 million.
00:23:54Then, whose tit is in the ringer?
00:23:56Huh?
00:23:58Whose ass is hanging out there in the breeze?
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:03You're stupid!
00:24:05The feds will be down here in half a heartbeat,
00:24:08and they'll start asking you a few questions,
00:24:10and you'll just have to explain to them
00:24:12that you've been laundering a little cash.
00:24:15Yes, sir!
00:24:16And don't bother to mention my name,
00:24:17because I am clean as a whistle.
00:24:19I didn't touch no money!
00:24:20You think the feds will be down here?
00:24:23No.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26No.
00:24:26If there is a good and loving God,
00:24:29I will find the money before Gibson gets his finger out of his nose,
00:24:33and when I do find it,
00:24:35I'm going to take the sumbitches who did this to me,
00:24:37put their heads on the chopping block,
00:24:39and then just like a freaking chicken,
00:24:43something just dawned on me.
00:24:45What's that?
00:24:47Who knew I was running money through here?
00:24:50Me and you!
00:24:57No.
00:24:58You're not smart enough to rob your own bank
00:25:01and put in $100,000 in insurance claims
00:25:05and keep my three mil for your own.
00:25:10No.
00:25:12No.
00:25:13No.
00:25:16You're not.
00:25:20Because if you did not find out about it,
00:25:23I'd gut you like a jackrabbit from your nuts to your nostrils.
00:25:30No.
00:25:32You do not have the cojones for that.
00:25:36I'll find out who did it,
00:25:38and when I do,
00:25:39there's going to be hell to pay.
00:25:45Ugh.
00:25:54I don't believe this.
00:25:56I'm going to end up eating a pickle and a mayo sandwich.
00:26:02Oh, man.
00:26:07Yes.
00:26:10Yes.
00:26:11Yes.
00:26:16One second, please.
00:26:21Coming!
00:26:28Hi.
00:26:30Hi.
00:26:31How you doing?
00:26:32Pretty good.
00:26:33Come on in.
00:26:36I just got to thinking,
00:26:37with your arm being hurt and all,
00:26:38you might not be able to fix your own dinner,
00:26:39so I may do a little something.
00:26:43I hope you like lasagna.
00:26:45I love lasagna.
00:26:48Lasagna's like my favorite dish of all time.
00:26:51I brought some beer.
00:26:52Oh, I like beers, too.
00:26:54Good.
00:26:57Have you got company?
00:26:59Oh, no.
00:27:00The damn hose falls off.
00:27:02The thing keeps flushing.
00:27:04I got to take the lid off,
00:27:05and I got to fix the hose just about every damn time.
00:27:17She looks so beautiful,
00:27:19and I was just standing there talking about my broken toilet.
00:27:23Man, I just wanted to kill myself.
00:27:25Anyways.
00:27:28You hungry?
00:27:31You bet.
00:27:32I'm starved.
00:27:34Good.
00:27:34We can sit up right here.
00:27:35Yeah, perfect.
00:27:36Here.
00:27:37Oh, here.
00:27:38Oh, wow.
00:27:39You can't even get dressed, can you?
00:27:41No.
00:27:42The Curse of Inferno.
00:27:44That's what they call it.
00:27:46What's that mean, The Curse of Inferno?
00:27:48Well, pretty much everybody who lives here would prefer to be living somewhere else.
00:27:53But the curse is you can't leave Inferno.
00:27:56You can't leave?
00:27:57Well, you can.
00:27:58I mean, you're free to go.
00:27:59But something always happens to keep you here.
00:28:01That right there is the curse.
00:28:03That's just so weird.
00:28:05Most people work for Moe's Hundle.
00:28:07The rich guy.
00:28:09Richest man in this part of Texas.
00:28:11And Moe's pays folks just enough to keep them hanging on.
00:28:15But not enough so they can get ahead or get out.
00:28:18That go for you, too?
00:28:20You won't leave Inferno?
00:28:22Yeah.
00:28:22In the worst way?
00:28:24Sometimes I wake up in the morning and got my eyes shut.
00:28:26And I think, let me just open up my eyes and find myself anywhere else but here.
00:28:31And then you open your eyes.
00:28:34And I ain't moved.
00:28:37I'm in the same place, singing the same song, going nowhere fast.
00:28:43Well, it seems to me you need to do a little more and just close your eyes and hope.
00:28:47Well, I got a whole plan.
00:28:48I bought myself a sweet little Beach 18.
00:28:52A Beach 18?
00:28:54It's an airplane.
00:29:00It's a beauty, isn't she?
00:29:01Oh, yeah.
00:29:02So you look at this plane and you are looking at a real piece of aviation history.
00:29:07It's not some fancy streamlined number with all flash and gadgets, no.
00:29:12This right here is a workhorse.
00:29:14This is built to get the job done.
00:29:16Well, I take solid and reliable for fancy any day.
00:29:20Me too, absolutely.
00:29:23So can we go for a ride?
00:29:26A ride?
00:29:27Yeah, could we?
00:29:29You mean like up in the air?
00:29:31Yeah, like flying.
00:29:33No, she can't fly.
00:29:35She can't fly?
00:29:37What?
00:29:38Radial engines.
00:29:38They're a real pain.
00:29:39The right one's got no compression.
00:29:42I also got a little throttle linkage problem.
00:29:44The throttle won't advance.
00:29:46Of course, if the throttle did advance, it wouldn't matter much.
00:29:50Because you still have the right engine problem.
00:29:52Exactly.
00:29:52But Harold, he's got it under control.
00:29:54Just needs a little work.
00:29:56Get some money for some parts.
00:29:57We'll be up in business.
00:30:06We could taxi if you'd like.
00:30:09Well, I'd love to taxi.
00:30:14Working for moles is saving enough money to pay for my training.
00:30:17I got all my hours so I could fly left seat.
00:30:20And on days I wasn't working for him, I was over at Shreveport
00:30:23flying for some other people, making a little extra cash.
00:30:26That's very ambitious.
00:30:28Maybe a little too ambitious for some people.
00:30:31What does that mean?
00:30:32Well, this used to be moles' plane.
00:30:35He bought a new one so he didn't use this one anymore.
00:30:37So he decided to sell it.
00:30:39Well, nobody needs two planes.
00:30:41That's right.
00:30:42So I saved enough money to make a down payment and get a loan.
00:30:46But then when he found out it was me buying the plane, he got all pissed off.
00:30:50You know, like I'd overstep my boundaries.
00:30:53Are you kidding me?
00:30:54No.
00:30:55So he let me buy the plane, then he turned around and he canned me.
00:30:58He fired you?
00:31:00So I got the plane.
00:31:01But after I make my monthly payment, I ain't got enough money to get her up and running.
00:31:06I hate that guy.
00:31:08You and me both.
00:31:12How much would it cost to get the plane and work in order?
00:31:15About 80 grand.
00:31:18You know, that kind of money is a little hard to come by.
00:31:20Yeah, well, if moles would have kept me on slowly, but surely I had the money.
00:31:24Huh.
00:31:26Cheers.
00:31:27Well, let's say you did get the money, right?
00:31:31And you got the plane up and running?
00:31:33What would you do then?
00:31:34Me and Harold.
00:31:37We're going down to the Caribbean islands and we're going to start our own charter plane business.
00:31:42We're going to fly people from the mainland to the smaller islands back and forth.
00:31:48Well, that's a great idea.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52I thought so.
00:31:54But I have the curse of Inferno hanging over me.
00:32:01Well, you never know. Things could change.
00:32:05We could talk forever about something or about nothing at all.
00:32:09It didn't really matter much.
00:32:11Time just sort of evaporated and I wish that the whole world would just go away.
00:32:16So we could be alone together. Forever.
00:32:22Oh.
00:32:24I love this song.
00:32:27Do you like it?
00:32:30Yeah.
00:32:33Are you interested in dancing?
00:32:37I'm not much of a dancer.
00:32:42Okay.
00:32:44I'd love to dance.
00:32:48Our bodies were a perfect fit.
00:32:50They were like designed to be pressed together.
00:32:53I felt silly and I wasn't going to blurt out anything stupid like I had earlier that day.
00:32:58But I knew Layla was the one that was clear and simple.
00:33:01Now I just had to figure a way to keep her in my life.
00:33:07You're, too.
00:33:21Without the love of my own.
00:33:29You're, too.
00:33:30You're and I'm not going to lie to you on the上.
00:33:34And Layla had to go back to work, back looking for the guys who robbed First Inferno Bank.
00:33:39And as luck would have it, I was one of those guys.
00:33:43But I decided to close my eyes and worry about that in the morning.
00:33:49Thank you, Quig, you should hurry up.
00:33:53I told you.
00:34:00Remove the dirt particle from the fiber.
00:34:03That is the most important step in carpet cleaning.
00:34:06Lifting the dirt away without damaging.
00:34:10Now, Harold, do you feel the dirt becoming disengaged from the carpet fiber?
00:34:16I think so.
00:34:17Feel it. Massage the carpet.
00:34:20Feel the dirt separate.
00:34:23I think I do feel it now. Thank you.
00:34:27Now, let's see if your carpet is dry.
00:34:32Okay.
00:34:34You see, it can feel dry on top, but is it dry deep down?
00:34:39That is the question.
00:34:41Well?
00:34:43Yes, I think it's dry.
00:34:47Now, we are ready to lift and suck.
00:34:50Well, then I guess one of us should have stayed on our knees.
00:34:55I do not appreciate that kind of vulgarity, and there is no room for humor in the carpet cleaning and
00:35:01restoration business.
00:35:03Do I make myself clear?
00:35:04Yes, sir.
00:35:07Vacuum, please.
00:35:14Think about the nap.
00:35:17Always move with the nap.
00:35:19Never against the nap.
00:35:21You do not want to damage or abuse the fiber.
00:35:26Move gently with the nap.
00:35:30Not like this.
00:35:31Yes, but like with the nap.
00:35:35Come on, Harold.
00:35:36With the nap.
00:35:38Good.
00:35:39With the nap.
00:35:42The mobile unit is a very valuable piece of equipment.
00:35:46Do not, I repeat, do not park it next to other vehicles.
00:35:50If you must park in a parking lot, park it in a far corner away from the other vehicles.
00:35:57I do not want to see any dings.
00:35:59Any dings will be deducted from your paycheck.
00:36:03And dings ain't cheap, understood?
00:36:05Understood.
00:36:07You have your calls?
00:36:09Yes, we do.
00:36:10Remember, be cheerful.
00:36:11Big smile.
00:36:12Big smile.
00:36:13Very good.
00:36:14Big smile.
00:36:16Good.
00:36:17Against the nap.
00:36:18With the nap.
00:36:21With the nap.
00:36:24Bye.
00:36:34Keep her under 50.
00:36:53Can I use your phone, please?
00:36:54Is it local?
00:36:56No, ma'am, I'll call in China.
00:36:58I guess it's local.
00:36:59It's in there, but don't take long on expecting a very important phone call.
00:37:04It'll only be a second, ma'am.
00:37:05Mm-hmm.
00:37:21Hello.
00:37:22Is this First Inferno Bank?
00:37:24I have some very exciting news for you.
00:37:28Yes.
00:37:29Your name has been drawn, and your bank has won free carpet and shampoo rejuvenating treatment.
00:37:35That is correct.
00:37:37Oh, what a tangle-web I started to weave.
00:37:39But if I did say so myself, it was one beauty of an idea,
00:37:43and it spared us the terrible task of re-robing the bank,
00:37:46which was a good thing, because I wasn't up for going through that again.
00:37:50In fact, as far as I was concerned,
00:37:52the sooner we can get out of the business of being criminals, the better.
00:37:59Layla and I saw each other as often as humanly possible.
00:38:03We'd arrange to meet for breakfast, for a cup of coffee in the afternoons,
00:38:07anywhere and everywhere as often as we could.
00:38:11Unfortunately, the conversation sometimes turned toward the issue of her work.
00:38:15And these talks, they made me more than a little uncomfortable.
00:38:20I was thinking that maybe they weren't working together.
00:38:23You know what I mean?
00:38:24That there were two parties at two,
00:38:26and they just happened to rob the same bank at the same time.
00:38:31Well, I don't know. Does that make sense?
00:38:33I wanted to be helpful, but of course, I didn't want to be too helpful.
00:38:37It seems like the odds might be against it a little.
00:38:40I mean, two pairs of robbers showing up all at the same time, coincidentally and all?
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:46I'd have to say, and this is just by me guessing,
00:38:49that they were probably all working together, all four.
00:38:52And for my money, I bet they're long gone.
00:38:56I don't know.
00:38:58It'd sure be a real feather in my cap if I caught them.
00:39:02I mean, they have to pay for their crime.
00:39:04One way or another, they have to pay.
00:39:06I can't argue with that.
00:39:08I was hoping she was wrong, but I had a feeling she was right.
00:39:11One way or another, you have to pay for your crime.
00:39:15I sure am having a good time.
00:39:17Me too.
00:39:18As a matter of fact, I'm having the time of my life.
00:39:21Me too.
00:39:25Do you want to go take a walk?
00:39:28Where to?
00:39:30I don't know. I just thought we could take a walk.
00:39:33Okay, let's take a walk.
00:39:35Okay, come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:44You know, I wouldn't mind having that little police uniform wadded up in a ball at the foot of my
00:39:50bed.
00:39:55Chucky boy, what a putz.
00:39:58It was Chuck that was in a commode the day the bank got hit.
00:40:01Some girls just love losers.
00:40:04Maybe I should have been a loser.
00:40:07Might have gotten laid more.
00:40:11No, probably not.
00:40:12Sorry, I didn't know you were waiting.
00:40:17Okay, boys.
00:40:35Any word?
00:40:39No.
00:40:40I've been in constant touch with Sheriff Gibson.
00:40:43He's following up on that lead in Houston.
00:40:46Two guys with lengthy records, spending cash, buying new cars, stuff like that.
00:40:53You ever see one of those geeks at a carnival?
00:40:56Bite their heads off of live chickens?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:01How could a guy bite their heads off of live chicken?
00:41:06Wonder what drives them to it?
00:41:08To just chew on a live chicken head.
00:41:13You know?
00:41:16I can tell you why.
00:41:19It's this kind of aggravation.
00:41:23Because at this very minute, I could myself clamp my teeth right down on some poor little unsuspecting chicken.
00:41:33Never think twice about it.
00:41:35Why?
00:41:36I can tell you.
00:41:38Because I'm pissed off.
00:41:51What the hell is going on around here?
00:41:57We're getting the carpets cleaned.
00:41:59Carpets cleaned?
00:42:00Who by?
00:42:01A guy.
00:42:02A wizard.
00:42:02Stupid guy?
00:42:03With a funny truck?
00:42:04Yep.
00:42:05How'd all this come about?
00:42:06One of my assistant managers got a phone call, and it seems we won a free carpet cleaning.
00:42:11Won a free carpet cleaning?
00:42:13Yes.
00:42:13I believe they picked the numbers out of a hat.
00:42:15Yeah, and I believe I know whose hat that is.
00:42:31Nice guy.
00:42:32Use the restroom.
00:42:34Go ahead.
00:42:43Where the hell?
00:42:46I don't believe.
00:42:52Hey, everything okay in there?
00:42:55Yeah.
00:42:57Nothing broken.
00:42:59Nobody hurt.
00:43:02This damn bathroom's nothing but trouble.
00:43:11Yes.
00:43:14Oh, yes.
00:43:19Hey, how's it going?
00:43:21Pretty good.
00:43:22Right?
00:43:23This part where people walk in and out is kind of a bitch, but I'm going to get it.
00:43:26Harold, forget the rug.
00:43:28That ain't why we're here.
00:43:29Okay.
00:43:30Let's go.
00:43:45It's a lot smarter than I gave him credit for.
00:43:52Maybe he shouldn't have fired his ass after all.
00:44:00No.
00:44:01Let's follow him.
00:44:03Not too close.
00:44:04Let him get out of town.
00:44:10I just wish there was a way we can leave the rest of the money behind.
00:44:14You know, I mean, we use what we need to get the plane up and running.
00:44:18Then if we could just send the rest of the money back.
00:44:22Well, we could do what people do with their kids when they don't want them.
00:44:25What's sad?
00:44:27Well, you put them in a blanket on the front porch.
00:44:30You ring the doorbell.
00:44:31You haul ass.
00:44:32Somebody comes out.
00:44:34They see the blanket.
00:44:35They get all nervous because they think there's going to be a kid crying and crapping all over
00:44:40the place.
00:44:41Then it turns out to be like a million dollars.
00:44:45And they go, holy shit.
00:44:46This ain't a kid.
00:44:47It's like a million bucks.
00:44:48What do you think of that idea?
00:44:51You lost me right after you ring the doorbell.
00:44:54Speed up.
00:44:59Is this speeding up?
00:45:00Huh?
00:45:01Uh, yeah.
00:45:06You might not have to worry about giving that money away after all.
00:45:10What's that?
00:45:12Watch it, watch it, watch it, watch the arrow.
00:45:14Watch it.
00:45:15Oh, shit.
00:45:16Get down.
00:45:19Hey.
00:45:38Oh, shit, here they come.
00:45:42Oh, shit, here they come.
00:45:48Damn.
00:46:18Get away from there.
00:46:20Come on, get him.
00:46:21Come on, come on, come on.
00:46:22Keep your mouth shut.
00:46:38He's kind of playing hell with the wizard mobile unit.
00:46:42Yeah, kind of.
00:46:44Yeah, kind of.
00:46:50Got something.
00:46:53It's about time.
00:47:07Holy shit.
00:47:10Where's the money?
00:47:11I don't know.
00:47:16Okay.
00:47:17All right.
00:47:18All right, here we go.
00:47:28Chuck, are you trying to push my button because if you are, you are doing a wing ding of a
00:47:34job.
00:47:35No, sir, I'm not trying to push your button.
00:47:37I'll tell you one thing I know.
00:47:39You've got $3 million of my money.
00:47:43But I thought the money was the...
00:47:44I'll do the talking here.
00:47:46I'm a patient man.
00:47:48Now, see, I appreciate a smart plan.
00:47:52Yes, sir.
00:47:53And that business of you robbing that bank and leaving the money there is a gem.
00:47:58Hmm?
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:00And the decoy business today, I mean, that's smart stuff.
00:48:04You're shrewd, Chuckie.
00:48:06Thank you, sir.
00:48:07That was my idea.
00:48:09Shut up.
00:48:10You ever heard the saying, don't fuck with the truck when you're driving a Jeep?
00:48:15No, I don't believe I have.
00:48:17What that means is, I could kill you right now if I thought it'd get me closer to my money.
00:48:24I'd just slit your gullet like a bag of marbles.
00:48:26Watch your guts roll out on the ground.
00:48:30Any part of that I just said you don't understand?
00:48:33The part with the truck and the Jeep?
00:48:35Shut up!
00:48:36No, I think I got it all.
00:48:38You got 48 hours, peckerhead.
00:48:4048 hours.
00:48:41That's what you got until I see my money again or I turn you into fertilizer mix.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:51Now get away from my car.
00:49:13Where'd all the shredded newspaper come from?
00:49:16I don't know.
00:49:18Where'd the money go?
00:49:21Not a clue.
00:49:38My van.
00:49:54I think we're going to get canned.
00:49:57You think so?
00:49:59Here's your head.
00:50:00Out of my sight.
00:50:03Out of my sight.
00:50:04You monsters.
00:50:05You monsters.
00:50:07Chuck.
00:50:08Chuck, what about the uniforms?
00:50:11Come on.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:28Come on.
00:50:41You got any ideas?
00:50:42Not one.
00:50:43And what's more is I don't care.
00:50:46The less we know, the better off we are.
00:50:49How's that?
00:50:50We don't have the money.
00:50:51Don't know where the money is.
00:50:53That's about as close as innocence we're going to get.
00:50:57It's kind of...
00:50:58It's all kind of...
00:51:04Ironic, ain't it?
00:51:07Yeah, it's kind of ironic.
00:51:11It does mean one thing, Chuck.
00:51:17We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:51:20We ain't gonna open up our charter playing business.
00:51:25In all the craziness and confusion, I almost forgot why we even wanted the money in the first place.
00:51:30And leave it to Harold to remember that we had a dream.
00:51:34You got that right, Harold.
00:51:36We ain't leaving Inferno.
00:51:39We ain't got our carpet cleaning jobs either.
00:51:42Nope.
00:51:45Basically, we ain't got shit.
00:51:49That pretty much sums it up, Harold.
00:52:12That pretty much sums it up.
00:52:22See ya.
00:52:24See ya.
00:52:29It was wrong to rob the bank.
00:52:31I knew that from the get-go.
00:52:32I figured some shit might come down, but I had no idea as to what kind of shit or how
00:52:37much.
00:52:38Still, the money was behind me, and I was glad of that.
00:52:41Of course, if I did learn anything from this experience, it was that things are seldom as they appeared to
00:52:46be.
00:52:46Oh, shit.
00:52:52Welcome home, honey.
00:52:54I can see you did a little redecorating.
00:52:57Yeah, I did.
00:52:57How do you like it?
00:52:58To tell you the truth, I'm not sure the table's in the right place.
00:53:04You know, there's a nasty rumor going around about you.
00:53:06Is that so?
00:53:08You don't get lippin' with me, boy.
00:53:10You get lippin' with me, and you'll have to get your head busted.
00:53:12And I'm thinking you've been messed up enough in the last 24 hours.
00:53:18I ain't got no fingerprints.
00:53:20No hard evidence.
00:53:23But what I do have is instincts.
00:53:29And right now, my instincts are telling me that you had something to do with that bank.
00:53:34I already told you.
00:53:35I was in the bank doing some business.
00:53:37And while I was in there, I went to the bathroom, and I heard all the commotion outside.
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:44I checked.
00:53:45And you don't even have an account in for it, Inferno.
00:53:48Well, I know that.
00:53:49I was there to open an account.
00:53:54I could hold your skinny little white butt in the jail if I wanted to.
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58On what charges, sir?
00:54:00Oh, I could think of some if I had to.
00:54:04But I think I'll just hang around here and keep an eye on you and let you mess up.
00:54:11If you will mess up, I'm sure of that.
00:54:20You'll fix that toilet, boy.
00:54:29Oh, my God.
00:54:35It's back.
00:54:42It says here the Cessna Caravan costs like $1.3 million each 12.
00:54:48That's amazing.
00:54:52Well, I'm a little partial to this one-seater myself.
00:54:56You are, are you?
00:54:57I am.
00:55:01What happened to your head again?
00:55:03A vacuum cleaner hose flew up, hit me on the head.
00:55:07That carpet cleaning's a dangerous business.
00:55:16Here again was the trouble of telling one fib.
00:55:19One leads to two, leads to four, leads to eight, to 16, and so on.
00:55:23Lying to Layla ruined the thing I liked best about her.
00:55:27Well, second thing I liked best about Layla, and that was our ability to talk.
00:55:31It was all screwed up, and I wasn't sure how I was going to fix it, but I was going
00:55:35to find a way at some point.
00:55:37I wasn't sure when, but I was going to spill the beans and come clean with Layla, but not right
00:55:43this very second.
00:55:52Are you a prepper?
00:55:53Yeah, and baggy's all nice and neat.
00:55:55Got any ideas to put it there?
00:55:57Nope, but I do know one thing.
00:55:59What's that?
00:56:00Somebody out there knows a whole lot more than we do.
00:56:03Yeah, that would make sense.
00:56:16How are you going to do this?
00:56:18I thought I'd tell Sheriff Gibson that I found it in a trash barrel.
00:56:22It's going to sound a little fishy, but what does he care he's going to get his money back?
00:56:27What about moles?
00:56:29Oh, now moles, that man's going to want to kick my ass.
00:56:35But hey, once the money's out of my hands, the money's out of my hands.
00:56:40I can't give the man something I don't got.
00:56:43You going to give him every last penny?
00:56:47Yeah, every last penny.
00:56:51It's the best thing, Harold.
00:56:54What have you say?
00:57:11A trash barrel.
00:57:14Yeah, a big old oil drum.
00:57:16In fact, I was about to pour some oil in there, and I looked down.
00:57:21It's a lucky thing I did.
00:57:22Yeah, lucky thing.
00:57:24And there was all this cash.
00:57:26It was just sitting there.
00:57:29But just how much cash is all this cash?
00:57:33Well, that's another thing we need to talk about.
00:57:41Oh, sorry, Harold.
00:57:42A little jumpy, aren't we?
00:57:44Hi, Layla.
00:57:44I didn't see you.
00:57:45You know, you caught me off guard.
00:57:47Oh, well, I'm sorry.
00:57:49What are you doing?
00:57:50I'm just waiting on Chuck.
00:57:51Where is he?
00:57:52I've been trying to find him.
00:57:53He's over there.
00:57:58What's he doing?
00:58:00Oh, well, he's just taking care of some business that needed straightening out.
00:58:08What kind of business?
00:58:11I'm afraid I can't say, Layla.
00:58:15You can't say?
00:58:17Nope.
00:58:18It's personal.
00:58:20You understand.
00:58:23Yeah.
00:58:25Bye.
00:58:28Where's the money now, boy?
00:58:30It's nice and safe.
00:58:31But I do have one major concern.
00:58:34I know there's a few people in this town that might think that I had something to do with the
00:58:38bank being robbed.
00:58:39Yeah, some people might have some suspicions.
00:58:42Right.
00:58:43The coincidence of me being stuck in the toilet and me being the one who found the money.
00:58:48They might be a little more inclined to think that I'm the guy who did it.
00:58:52They might.
00:58:54Look, I'm just trying to do the above-the-board thing here.
00:58:58And I would like your word that my good deed won't cause me any punishment or harm.
00:59:03Or to be more specific, I don't want to do any jail time.
00:59:08Let me tell you this, boy.
00:59:10You get that money back to me, all three million dollars of it, and you can walk out of here
00:59:15a free man.
00:59:18Well, then I'd have to say we're a business, Sheriff Gibson.
00:59:23Now, here's what we're going to do.
00:59:26Are you sure that the money's safe?
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30All right.
00:59:31Eight o'clock tonight, you meet me over at Caravan Hotel.
00:59:34You know where the caravan is?
00:59:36Out on Highway 5.
00:59:37That's right.
00:59:39And you meet me there.
00:59:41With the money.
00:59:42Why are we meeting there?
00:59:44There's a lot of funny business going on here lately, son.
00:59:47There's a lot of money showing up, money disappearing.
00:59:51I just want to be real extra careful.
00:59:54I see.
00:59:55I mean, the Caravan Hotel is in the middle of nowhere.
00:59:58Anything screwy going on, I'm going to be able to see you coming.
01:00:04All right.
01:00:05Eight o'clock.
01:00:07You come along.
01:00:09All right.
01:00:10Thank you, Sheriff Gibson.
01:00:19Now, you live real close to the edge, you boy.
01:00:22So don't fuck it up.
01:00:32I think that's a very smart idea.
01:00:35Oh, thank you.
01:00:37Right here?
01:00:39Yeah.
01:00:42People don't think ahead.
01:00:44That's their trouble.
01:00:47They walk in here on December the 15th and bemoan the fact that they haven't set up their Christmas savings
01:00:52account.
01:00:53They blame me for not telling them.
01:00:55Well, I'm not going to be one of those people.
01:00:59No, you won't.
01:01:02And I respect that.
01:01:06I respect someone who knows the importance of thinking ahead and putting something aside.
01:01:12Those are admirable traits.
01:01:18Whoa.
01:01:19Uh, wait, just one second.
01:01:22Sorry.
01:01:24That's okay.
01:01:25I was just leaving.
01:01:27Miss Moans was just opening up her new Christmas savings account, something I'd be willing to bet you have neglected
01:01:33to do.
01:01:34Yeah.
01:01:36Okay.
01:01:37I'll be on my way.
01:01:44I'll be seeing you.
01:01:47Bye.
01:01:53She didn't say anything, did she?
01:01:56Did she ask any questions?
01:01:58No.
01:01:59She just set up her Christmas savings account, that's all.
01:02:15Cracked?
01:02:16Oh, yeah, that little turdhead had the bunny all along.
01:02:19And just like I predicted, that visit to his house, that shook him up quite a bit.
01:02:23I mean, I scared the bejeebers out of him.
01:02:26I let him know what life would be like when he'd be shining a flashlight up his ass every 30
01:02:29minutes.
01:02:30Sounds unpleasant.
01:02:31Oh, it is.
01:02:32It is very unpleasant.
01:02:35So what's next?
01:02:36You call the street, what are you?
01:02:38You get us to find out this evening any time after 10 o'clock.
01:02:41Two seats.
01:02:42Yeah.
01:02:51Angel call Montgomery.
01:02:52The bird has the worm.
01:02:54We've got to move fast.
01:02:55I need backup.
01:02:57Always been my problem.
01:03:00I'm too nice.
01:03:04I am too lenient with people.
01:03:10I let them slide when I want to stand on their fucking neck.
01:03:14You know what I mean?
01:03:15Absolutely.
01:03:16Too nice.
01:03:17Yeah.
01:03:18You're nice to people.
01:03:19Comes back.
01:03:20Bites your ass.
01:03:24I gave Chucky 48 hours.
01:03:26I should have given him 15 minutes.
01:03:28See, I've been thinking.
01:03:31Got the old brain working.
01:03:33Do you know what it tells me?
01:03:35No.
01:03:37Two and two is four.
01:03:42Chuck robbed the bank.
01:03:44Chuck left the money in the bank.
01:03:48That's pretty smart.
01:03:49Yeah.
01:03:50But he didn't have it when we picked him up.
01:03:54No.
01:03:54No.
01:03:55So, who got in the bank?
01:03:59Who got past the police barricades?
01:04:02Who had that kind of access?
01:04:07I'll tell you who.
01:04:09His little girlfriend.
01:04:12I'll bet you anything she has my money.
01:04:15Or she sure as shit knows where it is.
01:04:17That's why we're going to pay her a little visit.
01:04:22Come on!
01:04:32You're not Layla?
01:04:34No shit.
01:04:35Is she around?
01:04:37Is she around?
01:04:38Could be.
01:04:39Who's asking?
01:04:40Just tell her Chuck's here.
01:04:44You Chuck?
01:04:46Yeah.
01:04:47Meet Chuck.
01:04:49Who are you?
01:04:51Who are you?
01:04:59Chuck?
01:05:01Layla.
01:05:02It was like my antenna had blown over.
01:05:04All channels were out.
01:05:05My picture was rolling.
01:05:07My speakers were spewing static.
01:05:09I mean, who were Huey and Dewey?
01:05:11And what were they doing here?
01:05:14Clifford and Vince, this is Chuck.
01:05:16Hello.
01:05:20Yeah, well, listen, Vince and Cliff know everything.
01:05:22They're from the Bureau, and they're just here to help us out.
01:05:25Oh, that's good.
01:05:27For a second, I didn't know what was going on.
01:05:29As a matter of fact, I still didn't know what was going on.
01:05:31But I decided to sit tight and play along.
01:05:34We're going to tell everyone we're minor league baseball players, in case anybody asks.
01:05:38Don't you just cut it with minor league baseball crap?
01:05:40Nobody's asking, and nobody gives a shit.
01:05:42You're just chasing a dream that never was and never will be, Clifford.
01:05:45That's all it is.
01:05:45You don't know.
01:05:46I could have.
01:05:47Hey!
01:05:49I made some iced tea.
01:05:51Would you like a glass?
01:05:53Okay, I brought them up to speed regarding the transfer of money.
01:05:56That's around 8 o'clock, right?
01:05:58Uh, yeah.
01:05:59Okay, well, that'll give us a little bit in two hours.
01:06:02Still at that motel?
01:06:03Yeah, caravan out on Highway 5.
01:06:06Highly unusual bringing a civilian in in this manner.
01:06:09I've been down here all alone, working without a net, doing a job that nobody else wanted to do.
01:06:13And I needed some help.
01:06:14And Chuck has been a great help.
01:06:16And we can trust him.
01:06:19How many points of access are we talking?
01:06:21Points of access?
01:06:23He means how many doors does one of these motel rooms have?
01:06:25Oh, just one.
01:06:26Been there a few times, have we?
01:06:29Uh-uh.
01:06:33One door simplifies matters.
01:06:35Yeah.
01:06:36We'll just bait the trap.
01:06:39Oh, now just hold on half a goddamn second.
01:06:41Now, I have been here going on four months sweating my balls off.
01:06:44Figuratively speaking.
01:06:45And if you guys think that I'm gonna get stuck with the assignment from hell,
01:06:48and then you're just gonna pop by on the 11th hour and start calling all the shots,
01:06:50you got another thing coming.
01:06:51But you're...
01:06:52Now, I know.
01:06:53I brought a civilian into play.
01:06:55But there are extenuating circumstances,
01:06:56which I will explain at the right time to the senior people.
01:06:59But as far as what we do and how we do it,
01:07:01I am calling the shots.
01:07:02And if you don't like that,
01:07:03then you just don't let my point of access hit you on the way out.
01:07:10Now, what time are you supposed to be meeting Gibson?
01:07:13Eight o'clock.
01:07:14I'm supposed to call him once I check in.
01:07:17All right.
01:07:17Y'all better get going.
01:07:19Fine.
01:07:20Be sure to get a room that connects to another room.
01:07:22And then about 15 minutes later,
01:07:24you guys check in and get a room next door.
01:07:26Now, Chuck, wait a minute, guys.
01:07:28Chuck, we're gonna give you a wire.
01:07:29That way the boys will know what's going on.
01:07:31Now, remember, nobody, nobody makes a move until I give the word.
01:07:34Got it?
01:07:36Got it.
01:07:38Okay.
01:07:38I'll be in the car.
01:07:40We'll give Gibson and Lonnie some running room.
01:07:42That way there won't be any question when we get into court about their motivation.
01:07:44You know what I just realized?
01:07:46What's that?
01:07:47Mole's hud and I'll slip through the net again.
01:07:49Shit, that's right.
01:07:50Yeah.
01:07:51Well, you know, I thought I had him.
01:07:53Son of a bitch has nine lives.
01:07:56We got nothing on him.
01:07:58Now, listen.
01:07:59Remember, nobody makes a move unless I give the word.
01:08:02All right?
01:08:03Okay, better get going.
01:08:05Chuck, good luck.
01:08:06And thanks again for all your help, okay?
01:08:10Yep.
01:08:19Needless to say, I was a little dizzy.
01:08:21I felt like somebody had thrown me in the dryer and set the dial for permanent press.
01:08:25I suppose I could have been upset to find out that Layla was onto me from the get-go.
01:08:29In fact, it'd be fair to say that she played me like a fiddle.
01:08:33But I wasn't pissed.
01:08:35I kind of dug the fact that Layla was so smart, so on top of the situation.
01:08:39And let's just face it, I dug the fact that she lifted the noose from around my almost doomed neck.
01:08:47The whole scheme was pretty simple once you figured it out.
01:08:51Lonnie knew moles had a lot of cash moving through the bank.
01:08:54Lonnie and Gibson figured they'd hit the bank and split the three million bucks.
01:08:58But what nobody counted on was me and Harold.
01:09:1232, 34.
01:09:14How can it be 32, 34?
01:09:16I scored on my last three possessions.
01:09:20Look, it was 24, 32.
01:09:22You scored six points.
01:09:24I just scored.
01:09:25That makes it 32, 34.
01:09:28Do the math, dipshit.
01:09:29Check.
01:09:30You're the dipshit.
01:09:31Check.
01:09:33Check.
01:09:39Evening, darling.
01:09:45Well, what a surprise.
01:09:47You sure are looking good.
01:09:51What do you want?
01:09:54And she's got a little bite to her.
01:09:57I like that.
01:10:00Where are you heading for, darling?
01:10:04Somewhere.
01:10:06I'd be willing to bet that somewhere is where Chucky Boy is with my money.
01:10:12And you're going to go and meet him.
01:10:13And you and him and my money are going to head for the hills.
01:10:18I guess we were foolish trying to put anything over on you.
01:10:22I'm willing to do you.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:25But I'm a nice guy.
01:10:27I'm willing to do you a big favor.
01:10:30I'm holding my breath.
01:10:32I'm willing to drive you out there where Chucky is.
01:10:35I don't want to ride.
01:10:38Want is not an issue here.
01:10:40You'll either get in the car and take us to where Chucky is, or the boys here will tie you
01:10:43up.
01:10:44I'll put a big old gag in your mouth.
01:10:45And you can lay around going, like this, while your boyfriend Chucky is dangling out there, waiting for you.
01:10:56Fine.
01:10:58Let's go.
01:11:01Do you have something in there that you want Harv to hold for you?
01:11:11There you go.
01:11:28Oh, I...
01:11:29I can't believe you're calling goaltending.
01:11:31You're goaltending.
01:11:33They're here.
01:11:34They're 50 minutes early, but they're here.
01:11:37Can you guys hear me?
01:11:39Steve Beal was my partner for six years.
01:11:41He never called goaltending.
01:11:42Well, maybe he never goaltended.
01:11:44No.
01:11:47They're right outside the door.
01:11:51Who is it?
01:11:53Howdy fucking duty.
01:11:54Open the goddamn door.
01:12:04You guys are a little early.
01:12:05Yeah, well, you're a little ugly.
01:12:11Angel, come in.
01:12:14Angel, come in.
01:12:17Angel, come in.
01:12:20Angel, come in.
01:12:36Mr. Innocent here.
01:12:37Like I told you, all right?
01:12:39I found the money.
01:12:40In a trash barrel, behind a hanger.
01:12:43What do you want to do?
01:12:44Well, like she said, it's her show.
01:12:47We've got to wait for her go-ahead.
01:12:50What if I told you that I don't buy you your goddamn money in an oil barrel bullshit?
01:12:56What if I said I think you're lying through your teeth?
01:12:59Can we get out of here?
01:13:00Would you shut up?
01:13:05What if I said that?
01:13:06All I can tell you is what I know, okay?
01:13:08I found the money in an oil barrel.
01:13:12You're the sheriff, so I came to you assuming you do the right thing.
01:13:20I've got a good mind to kick your ass.
01:13:24What's so funny?
01:13:25I don't know.
01:13:26It's just that good mind part seems a little questionable.
01:13:37Goddamn smartass.
01:13:38I want to get out of here.
01:13:40I told you we'll go in a minute.
01:13:46Take your business here.
01:14:07You know, you might really go to life that's being tied up shit, boy.
01:14:14I'll tell you what.
01:14:17I believe you're going to regret the day you ever met me.
01:14:21I see you trying to get out of there.
01:14:31They're walking out the door.
01:14:33We can't wait any longer.
01:14:34Let's do it.
01:14:39Hey, what are you doing here?
01:14:56Come on out here and give me one spot, or I'm coming in there.
01:15:02Hey, what are you doing here?
01:15:11Help!
01:15:17Help!
01:15:30Get out of here!
01:15:30Hey, what do you want?
01:15:31Okay, that's it!
01:15:33Okay!
01:15:34Don't you hear me, high boys, do they stupid?
01:15:37Or I will kill this lovely young police officer!
01:15:41I swear I will!
01:15:48Get in here.
01:15:50Go on!
01:15:51I'll kill her!
01:16:06I'll kill you!
01:16:06Almost done!
01:16:13Ah!
01:16:23Looks like you run out of room, shift the brains!
01:16:25I've kicked all grief off in my blood tank!
01:16:31I'll kill you!
01:16:33I'll kill you!
01:16:34I'll kill you!
01:16:40I'll kill you!
01:16:45I'll kill you!
01:16:48I'll kill you!
01:16:50I'll kill you!
01:16:50I'll kill you!
01:16:53I'll kill you!
01:16:55I'll kill you!
01:16:56I'll kill you!
01:16:58I'll kill you!
01:16:58I'll kill you!
01:16:59I'll kill you!
01:16:59I'll kill you!
01:17:00I'll kill you!
01:17:12Get up!
01:17:14Jessica!
01:17:15Hey, don't try!
01:17:16Get up!
01:17:20Don't get up!
01:17:21Don't get up!
01:17:21Don't get up!
01:17:25Okay.
01:17:27You okay?
01:17:29I think I ate the air conditioner.
01:17:36Flight 31 at 1005.
01:17:38Out of Shreveport.
01:17:39Yes, sir.
01:17:40I'm so sorry.
01:17:42I ever tell you you're a little bit accident prone?
01:17:45I think you mentioned it.
01:17:47Mm-hmm.
01:17:56Flight 118.9 is now going to be at 6.3.
01:18:03Passengers on flight 206.
01:18:05How you doing?
01:18:08Fine.
01:18:10What's in the bag?
01:18:13Flight 102 is now recording.
01:18:16Moe, don't move.
01:18:18FBI.
01:18:19You can cuff you and make a scene where you can just turn around, walk out of here nice and
01:18:22easy.
01:18:24Let's go.
01:18:33Of course, when I found the money, I realized I had suddenly undermined the entire case.
01:18:37Undermined?
01:18:37That's right.
01:18:38I mean, at that point, the case would have been over.
01:18:40I would have nailed Gibson, but that meant Moles Hudendale was about to walk away a free man.
01:18:44And it was Moles we sent you to get in the first place.
01:18:47Exactly.
01:18:49Now, I realize this wasn't 100% by the book, but I just decided to throw that cash on out
01:18:54there as if I'd never seen it.
01:18:56Narrowly sidestepping a little problem called entrapment.
01:19:00Well, I just wanted the bad guys to have the chance to regain their stolen cash.
01:19:04That way, I had the chance at Nell and Moles and everybody else.
01:19:07And if this chance hadn't paid off, if it had backfired in your face, which it could have, would have
01:19:13been out the money and the guys who were laundering the money.
01:19:16That's true.
01:19:18But it did work.
01:19:20You were damn lucky it did.
01:19:22Now, I don't approve.
01:19:23I want you to know that.
01:19:25Yes, sir.
01:19:26But you did land Moles Hudendale, which is something nobody else was able to do.
01:19:30Not to mention the $2.9 million you reclaimed.
01:19:34Yes.
01:19:35This young man that helped out, does he expect to be reimbursed for his contribution?
01:19:40Oh, I think he feels he's been paid.
01:19:42I mean, he's just happy to see Justice done.
01:19:44Well, that's wonderful.
01:19:45You put in for two weeks?
01:19:47Yes, sir.
01:19:48Consider it approved.
01:19:51Where are you going?
01:19:52Oh, I thought maybe I'd go to the Caribbean.
01:19:56Have a nice trip.
01:21:08I was thinking, I'd like to go someplace remote.
01:21:11Remote and secluded?
01:21:13Oh, yeah.
01:21:15The more remote and secluded, the better.
01:21:18Well, it just so happens that we have a deal on remote and secluded today.
01:21:23Really?
01:21:24Is that true?
01:21:24Yes, that is true.
01:21:28Mm-hmm.
01:21:35I love it.
01:21:36Love it.
01:22:18I didn't know where we were going or what was going to happen, but for the moment Layla and I
01:22:24were together and that was perfect.
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