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00:00I don't know what it is that makes me let you go
00:03I only know I never want to let you go
00:07Can't you see the silence I'm feeling or can't you see
00:10That I'm thinking that you've had a hold on me
00:14No matter what you do
00:18You'll only want to be ready too
00:21No matter, no matter what you do
00:25You'll only want to be ready too
00:48The story so far
00:49Lovable food freak, Xerox Warrior Prince
00:52Held of the world record for sausage roll eating
00:55Has his hot hands on three tickets to Sydney, Australia
00:58After winning a local mud wrestling competition
01:00Joining with his sister, the sweet but more than slightly thick sports Susie
01:04And foppish polyester wearing outdoor Trevor
01:07The king of the sticky buns
01:08Xerox makes his way to the airport for the holiday of a lifetime
01:12Sadly missing from the happy troupe
01:14Is sharp-tongued lifestyle Sharon
01:16Trevor's former flatmate
01:18Who tired of holding out for a hero
01:20Has shot through to England to seek her fame and fortune
01:23Meanwhile, square-jawed good guy and sports Susie's one true love
01:27Though you wouldn't know it the way he can't make up his mind about her
01:30Manly Jack holds the line against evil doers everywhere
01:34While his sister that he doesn't get on with, Lady Laura Fleshheart
01:37Fresh from the steaming wet jungles of Guatemala
01:40Looks for her own chance to crack a whip against the forces of badness
01:44And they don't get better than bad Bobby Joe
01:47Xerox and Susie's evil triplet sister
01:50Who lurks in the background like a very lurky thing
01:52With her despicably evil plans
01:54And her sometime boyfriend Trevor's dad
01:56The ruthless multi-squillionaire nuclear waste dumper
01:59And cut her down with rainforest
02:01Oh, they're so evil
02:02I just can't think what
02:03Join us now at the airport
02:06As our continuing story continues
02:09Australia, here we come
02:11Ow, my ears are popping
02:13Here, try some barley sugar
02:15Oh, a barley sugar
02:17Barley sugar
02:18Barley sugar
02:21Oh, nah, it's not working, I
02:23You think I suck on it?
02:26Ah, here I do
02:28Why? How do I call this line of handgun?
02:31Ah, well, I think we...
02:33Ah, well, what if I push this button?
02:34What button?
02:38Here, welcome back at your service
02:41Oh, oh
02:42Looey, cofas
02:44Gidday blue
02:45I'll be your flight attendant
02:47Oh, then we'll be your passengers then
02:49Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha
02:51I don't get up
02:52Fancy a magazine?
02:54Oh, I guess I'll have a Trendy check for me
02:55Have you got Monster Truck weekly?
02:58Oh, I'll have something with lots of patches!
03:05Back with your meal in one minute.
03:07Oh, Australian friendly service, huh?
03:10There you go, bread roll, club sandwich,
03:13have the jilat chapati.
03:16Anyone want tea or coffee?
03:18I'll have a...
03:22Goodness gracious me!
03:25Right, stop eating!
03:26You're about to land!
03:28But we have above us!
03:30I have!
03:31Oh, don't we get a move, eh?
03:33Come on!
03:34Oh, yes, now, come on, everybody.
03:35We're about to land in Sydney.
03:37Actually, Copper, the plane doesn't land in Sydney,
03:40but you do!
03:42Have a good trip!
03:44Ho-ho!
03:46Oh, we're here!
03:47We can't go to the sky!
03:49There's nothing we can do!
03:50Nothing!
03:51Try pushing that emergency brake button!
03:54What emergency brake button?
03:55How am I there with a emergency brake button?
03:59Oh, my goodness!
04:00I didn't find that emergency brake button there before!
04:02Where did that come from?
04:03Hey, Jeff, guess what?
04:04What?
04:05I don't care!
04:06Just push the button!
04:07Hey!
04:07What's the matter?
04:14Phew!
04:15Hey, man!
04:16Where are we?
04:17On the ground, Sully!
04:19Yeah!
04:20Did anyone recognise any landmarks?
04:24Nope!
04:25Nope!
04:25Nothing yet!
04:26Where are we?
04:27Hey!
04:28I know!
04:29If we were up, like, really, really high, then we could...
04:34We could...
04:36Hang on a minute!
04:38Then we could see where we are!
04:41Yeah!
04:41Hey!
04:42How about that big bridge over there?
04:45Hey!
04:45Can I drive?
04:50Hey!
04:50They drive on the other side of the road here, don't they?
04:53I'm not sure!
04:54Hey!
04:55Don't look at me!
04:56Screw Story!
04:57Pop that shit is driving!
05:08Hey, wow!
05:09I can see McDonald's from here!
05:10You can always see McDonald's!
05:13Oh, thanks!
05:14Well, here we are!
05:18Hey!
05:19This view is okay, but it could do with something else, you know, like a hot dog stand, or maybe
05:23a coke machine!
05:25Or a bungee jump!
05:26Huh?
05:27Or a bungee jump!
05:30Or!
05:32Roll up!
05:33Roll up!
05:34Who dares to ride Australia's biggest bungee jump?
05:37Oh!
05:38Oh!
05:38Put me!
05:39Put me!
05:41A bungee jumping!
05:42Oh, yeah!
05:43You've got to try it, Trevor!
05:44Yeah!
05:44It's just like flying!
05:46Except without wings!
05:47Oh!
05:48And you don't go anywhere!
05:49Oh!
05:49And they don't give you any lollies!
05:50Oh, stink!
05:51Yeah!
05:52But a park on that!
05:53It's just like flying!
05:54Come on!
05:55Let's go!
05:56Uh, are you going to have a go?
05:59You mean jump off a bridge with a giant rubber band tied around my ankles?
06:02Hmm!
06:03It's a bigger rush than eating chocolate!
06:05Whoa!
06:05Whoa!
06:08Step right up!
06:09Yeah!
06:09Step right up!
06:10Ride the lethal weapon!
06:12Hi, Alan!
06:13Ah!
06:14Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:15Hello!
06:16Man, this is high!
06:18Wow, it is, isn't it?
06:19Oh, I'm looking forward to this, Trev!
06:20Hang on, you silly galah!
06:22Don't you watch your bungee cord?
06:24Oh, yeah!
06:25Silly me!
06:30Whoops!
06:31I'm really not sure I, er...
06:32Hey, Trev!
06:33Look at all those cars all the way down there!
06:37Sorry!
06:37Don't worry!
06:39Don't worry, Trevor!
06:39I'll go first!
06:40Here goes the countdown!
06:42Four!
06:42Six!
06:43Seven!
06:43Eight!
06:44Floyd!
06:45Wait a minute!
06:45Hey, sis!
06:46It's five, four, three, two, one!
06:48Yeah?
06:49What comes after one?
06:50Go!
06:51Oh, yeah!
06:52That's right!
06:53See you at the bottom!
06:54Woo!
06:57Okay, your turn, big fella!
06:58I don't know, I'm having second thoughts!
07:00What's that flooding in the water?
07:02Looks like a Big Mac Whopper Burger thing, yeah!
07:04Oh, man!
07:05I'm down there!
07:05See ya!
07:06Oh!
07:07Rightio, Trevor!
07:09Your turn!
07:09Oh!
07:10Trevor!
07:11Trevor!
07:12Trevor!
07:13Kiwi!
07:14Trevor!
07:15Trevor!
07:16I...
07:17I can't do it!
07:20I...
07:21Yes, you can!
07:22You can!
07:24No, I...
07:25No, I can't!
07:26I...
07:26I...
07:26I...
07:27I'm not too little!
07:28I've got a...
07:29I've got a heart condition!
07:30Oh, ouch!
07:31Oh, bad bagging!
07:33I'm pregnant!
07:34I'm pregnant!
07:36I'm pregnant!
07:36Golly, Trevor!
07:37What a yellow-bellied sissy!
07:40What did you say?
07:41I said...
07:42What a yellow-bellied sissy!
07:45Right!
07:47That's it!
07:48No one calls me a yellow-belly!
07:51Beige, maybe!
07:52But not yellow!
07:54Whoa!
07:55Yellow-bellied, huh?
07:56Well, oof!
07:57Here we go!
07:58Christmas!
07:59Oh!
08:00Hey, look!
08:01It's Trevor!
08:02Whoa!
08:02Hey, look!
08:03It's Trevor!
08:04Woo-hoo!
08:05Hey, look!
08:05It's Trevor!
08:07Hey, look!
08:07It's Trevor!
08:08Oh, hey, Trevor!
08:10Oh!
08:11The blood that's rushing to my head!
08:13Good view, aye!
08:15Hey, I can see KFC!
08:16Oh, no!
08:17Now I know how a bat feels!
08:19What?
08:20A cricket bat or a softball bat?
08:23I need to get down and get my feet back on the ground!
08:26Isn't that a song?
08:28Hey, Mel!
08:28You can let us down now!
08:30Oh, I'd like to help you guys, but...
08:32But he's a bit tied up at the moment!
08:34It's here!
08:35Your bed!
08:43Sorry!
08:44Can't hang around!
08:51Oh, Christmas!
08:52We're all alone!
08:53All alone!
08:54What are you going to do?
08:55Let's fly a game!
08:56I spy with my little eye,
08:58I think the goody wife W!
09:01Uh, water?
09:01Yeah!
09:02Yeah!
09:02Okay, I spy with my little eye,
09:05something beginning with M!
09:06I've got that!
09:07More water!
09:08Oh, yeah!
09:09Stop! Stop!
09:10Isn't anyone going to save us?
09:12Today Australia, tomorrow the world,
09:16and all before afternoon tea!
09:18Ha ha ha!
09:19This is too easy!
09:21Agatha's Beauty Parlour,
09:23hook me in for a facial mud pack
09:26and make it extra dirty!
09:30Hey!
09:32I am Manly Jim,
09:35strong and wise and fairly slim!
09:38Say what?
09:39I am Manly Jim,
09:41strong and wise and fairly slim!
09:44Put me down, you!
09:46You!
09:47Put me down!
09:49Righto, love!
09:50Move!
09:51Fuck me!
09:52Oh!
09:54Oh!
09:58What the?
09:59Listen mum,
10:00I don't know if you're a few stakes shorter than Barbie,
10:03but round here we don't go leaving our cobbers dangling off bridges
10:06and then go and pinch their land.
10:08Manly Jack?
10:09Manly Jim, from Manly.
10:11Fighting for truth, justice in the Australian way.
10:14Is this some kind of joke?
10:16I'm Richie Didgerlady.
10:17I'll give you five seconds to scap or I'll turn you in.
10:21Ha!
10:22You and who else?
10:24One push of this button
10:26and I'll have the entire cast of blue healers surrounding this van.
10:30Yeah!
10:32And the entire cast of water rats.
10:34I see.
10:36Well, I don't suppose there's any way I could persuade you to take your hands off that
10:41cell phone.
10:44That's not the way we do things in Australia, lady.
10:48I see.
10:49Well, don't worry, Manly Jim.
10:52I'll be back.
10:54Oh, yes!
10:58I'll be back.
11:00That's one crazy mixed up Sheila.
11:03But her outfit is gross.
11:08Manly Jim?
11:10Uh-huh.
11:11Uh-huh.
11:13To the bridge!
11:17Oh, my God, Manly!
11:21Easy, does it?
11:22Oh, we're safe, we're safe.
11:24Kill them again.
11:25Oh!
11:26Ow!
11:28There you go, cobbers.
11:32So, um, you're not related to Manly Jack?
11:36Uh, Manly who?
11:37Manly Jack!
11:38You look just like Manly Jack!
11:40Oh, he doesn't!
11:42Manly Jack doesn't wear a hat, fellow!
11:45Oh, well, hey!
11:47I'm up to go and do that touristy thing.
11:49You know, to buy myself a...
11:51Hey, me too!
11:52I'm gonna go find myself a super lucky!
11:54Hmm!
11:55Hey, Millie Jack!
11:57Thanks for plucking me off that bridge, eh?
12:01Oh, cripes!
12:03It was nothing!
12:04Nothing?!
12:05You're a life saver!
12:08That's right, love!
12:10I am a life saver!
12:12Whoa!
12:13Oh!
12:14A life saver!
12:20Oh!
12:20Souvenirs!
12:21Just what I wanted!
12:22Hello, excuse me!
12:24Yes, yes, now what do you...
12:26Sharon?
12:27Trevor!
12:29Sharon!
12:30What are you doing here?
12:31What does it look like?
12:33I'm selling souvenirs!
12:34Fancy a blow-up kangaroo?
12:37Fancy a cup of tea and a sit-down?
12:39Oh!
12:39I thought you'd never ask!
12:40Oh, great!
12:41I don't understand, Sharon!
12:44You were supposed to go, you know, to, um...
12:46To...
12:51Cripes, Susie!
12:52You're one grass, Sheila!
12:55Golly!
12:56I think you're a...
12:57A little ripper!
12:59Oh!
13:00Have you ever wrestled an alligator?
13:02Only once!
13:04It was on a dare for 50 bucks, but it was 4 metres long!
13:08What a crock!
13:10It's true!
13:11Hey!
13:12Come with me, I'll show you the ad-back!
13:15Where's that?!
13:18Uh...
13:18Well, it's...
13:20At the back!
13:21Oh, yeah!
13:23Wow!
13:34We'd better get going!
13:37Mary Jones gonna show me his ad-back!
13:44Oh!
13:45Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:47Oh!
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:50Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:56Oh!
13:57Europe?
13:59No...
13:59My job!
14:00The job I was promised with Hollywood Eye Magazine!
14:03In fact, Hollywood Eye Magazine ceases to be!
14:06It's folded, it's gone down the gregler, it's all over it!
14:09Winf, bankrupt, it's bust!
14:10And I was forced to make my way home selling cheap and taggy souvenirs.
14:16No Europe. No Italian shoes. No French steaks.
14:21Oh, courage, Trevor.
14:23I'll still ride through Paris in a sports car with a cool wind blowing through my hair before I'm 37.
14:28Just, you see.
14:30Oh, shit.
14:33Oh, Trevor, pull yourself together.
14:36Goodness knows I'm the drama queen around here and not even I'm that upset.
14:42I'm not upset.
14:44I'm just so pleased to see you.
14:49Big luck.
14:50Hey, let's ram up our gang and go home.
14:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:00Well, who would have thought a road tunnel between New Zealand and Australia?
15:06Oh, look.
15:08Oh, no, no.
15:11Oh, come on. Tea and sticky buns all round.
15:14Ooh, buns.
15:17Uh-oh.
15:18Oh, man, I can't wait. I'm starving.
15:20Oh, everything looks the same.
15:22It's like I've never been away.
15:26We're here.
15:28Come on, melee jump.
15:29Let's go tell them our bug nose.
15:32No, no, love.
15:35Oh, look.
15:36Back to the peace and quiet and nothing much happening.
15:40Hey, everyone.
15:41May a manly job again, eh, married?
15:44Ah!
15:46Great.
15:47That's right, cobbers.
15:49Found meself one grouse surely.
15:53But we don't know where or when.
15:56How about when hell freezes over?
15:58Oh, actually, you can't get married, right?
16:01You know, we have had weddings here before.
16:04Haven't they gone off well?
16:05Oh, well, actually, mate, this would be a ridgy-didge place to get hitched.
16:11Oh, it would be a ridgy-didge-didge-didge?
16:14Oh, thank you.
16:15Oh, really?
16:16Yeah.
16:18Anyway, just between mates, call me a big cane toad if I'm wrong,
16:23but this place could do with a lick of paint before the big event.
16:26A lick?
16:27Yeah, uh, where's your can?
16:30Oh!
16:32Number ones or twos, huh?
16:33Oh, just upstairs, first on the right, and fully it is.
16:36No, no, no, you paint can.
16:39Uh, brushes, turps, and...
16:41Uh, do you really think that's necessary?
16:43Oh, Trevor, come on.
16:45You're going to get a brand new kitchen out of all of this.
16:48It's a bit more than what the rest of us are getting.
16:50Well, manly, Jim, come with me.
16:52I'll show you the tool shed.
16:54Cracker, that'll be gross.
16:55I suppose, thank you, we'll be fine.
16:57You're bonds of beauty, ripper, Brucey.
16:59Blow dig a copper on you, mateys.
17:00Oh, jeez.
17:04Ripper, uh, Gorgah, um...
17:07Yes, yes, all right, all right.
17:10Wow, another wedding!
17:12Maybe this time I'll get lucky.
17:14Sorry?
17:15You know, actually get married.
17:18Oh, yes!
17:20But that means that you'll be needing somebody to marry you.
17:23Hmm, you're right!
17:27Oh, yeah, right!
17:29Well, that worked last time!
17:31No, no, last time I became a priest
17:33by sending $5 to a place in California.
17:36You see, I know that was bad,
17:37and I won't do it again,
17:38but this time I send $25
17:41to a place in Las Vegas.
17:43See?
17:43It's the real thing!
17:45Wow!
17:46Wow!
17:54Right, the paint is over here.
17:57The paintbrushes are over there,
17:58and the light switch is just over here.
18:00I just can't see...
18:02Oh, bottom!
18:05It's not that bad, love.
18:06Oh, you don't know the half of it!
18:08It's true.
18:09Well, what's the matter?
18:10Well, it's just...
18:12It's just that...
18:13I've been here since the very beginning.
18:16240 episodes,
18:18and Susie's got married twice,
18:20maybe three times,
18:21and I've had nothing.
18:24And before you can say,
18:25well, sing Matilda, you come in,
18:27and it's all going to happen again for her.
18:29Well, what about me?
18:30It's just not...
18:32me!
18:35Um, well, we should get back.
18:38Yeah.
18:40Oh, thanks!
18:41It's broken off of my hand!
18:45Wow!
18:46Just think about me and Mary!
18:49I'm getting married right now!
18:54What a day it'll be!
18:57You've been eating something to eat, eh?
18:58Well, I'm not getting married on Monday!
19:02I mean a treat.
19:04Yeah, a treat.
19:04Oh!
19:06Oh, no!
19:07I just had a thought!
19:08Look!
19:09My priest's license expires today!
19:13Christmas!
19:14Do you mind?
19:15Yes!
19:15The wedding is now,
19:16or never!
19:18Oh!
19:19Oh!
19:20Susie,
19:21when you see Manly Jim,
19:22you grab him,
19:23and don't let him go!
19:25You don't have to tell me that twice!
19:27Then I'll be back in a fridge, okay?
19:30Hmm, he's so brave!
19:32Oh, right, let's do the chip now,
19:34and the keys,
19:35yes, I've got them,
19:35and let's go!
19:36Woo-hoo!
19:37Woo-hoo!
19:38No!
19:40Well, how long do we have to stay locked in here
19:42before someone rescues us?
19:43I mean, it's very hot and stuffy,
19:45and I'm running out of air!
19:47Don't worry, love.
19:48I'll use this screwdriver.
19:55Oh!
19:56This cool and refreshing air
19:58is so cool and refreshing,
20:00Manly Jim.
20:00You are a lifesaver.
20:02That's right, love.
20:04I am a lifesaver
20:05with the Manly Beach Patrol at Manly.
20:08That's why they call me Manly Jim.
20:11A lifesaver?
20:13Oh!
20:29Now, when I say,
20:31do you take this man?
20:33What man?
20:34This man, Manly Jim.
20:36Where?
20:39Oh, sorry, don't mind me.
20:42Now, when you get married,
20:44I will say to you,
20:45now, do you take this man?
20:47What man?
20:49This man, Manly Jim.
20:50Where?
20:52Here we go.
20:53Look what I've just run up.
20:56Trimmer, it's gorgeous!
20:58What is that?
21:00It's a wedding dress.
21:02Golly, a wedding dress!
21:03I didn't know you were getting married.
21:06No, no, no, no.
21:06You're getting married.
21:08I know!
21:09Well, that's for you.
21:11Oh, wow!
21:13Look, look, look, look, look.
21:13Look, look, look, look, look.
21:14That's my cake and my age!
21:15Oh, well, I did get caught up in the time soon.
21:18They must have heard!
21:20Oh, no, no, it was just a wee little break.
21:23Wow!
21:25Now that I've got this,
21:26I know that nothing could go wrong
21:28on my wedding day!
21:34Oh, they're going to love these decorations
21:36that I have got all by myself.
21:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:40Now grab the...
21:41Oh, it's a small box that carries so many decorations.
21:44Come along now.
21:45You may now kiss the bride.
21:47Kiss the bride!
21:48Hey, sis, so, it's your big wedding day, eh?
21:53You're not going to change your mind, are you?
21:54My what?
21:57Oh, whoa!
21:59I'll just whoop these up, shall I?
22:01Hey, uh, Trev, I don't think we've got any time for you.
22:04Oh!
22:04Nonsense.
22:08Oh, it looks just like a picture.
22:14No!
22:16This looks like a picture!
22:18Oh, oh, I almost forgot.
22:20Do you know what every bride should have
22:21when she gets married?
22:23Um, hang on.
22:25My mum told me this.
22:26Oh, I can't help myself.
22:28Something old, something new,
22:30something borrowed, something blue.
22:32Oh, yeah, that's right.
22:34It's an old blue hanky
22:37I borrowed from Xerox.
22:42What about something new?
22:44Oh, do once, right, Xerox?
22:46Well, yeah, a long time ago, but...
22:48Oh, yeah, yeah.
22:50Now I'm all set to get married!
22:54Except you don't have a groom.
22:56Oh, a what?
22:57A groom.
22:58A manly gym.
23:00But he'll be here.
23:01I know he will.
23:07I know he will be!
23:09I know he will!
23:12Well, I'd better get a move on.
23:13I've got another wedding in 30 minutes.
23:15Really?
23:16Hey, this job is the best, man.
23:18Get this.
23:18We have wedding breakfast in the afternoon.
23:22How exciting.
23:23You got that right.
23:26Well, um, now that we've got a little bit of time,
23:28why did I...
23:30Play the one.
23:31Trevor!
23:33You've got an organ?
23:37Well, um...
23:38Yes, it's out in the tool shed.
23:40The same tool shed where Manly Jim and Sharon are.
23:44The tool shed with the door that always jams shut.
23:48Joe, ma!
23:49Oh, my goodness.
23:50The trap and the door shed.
23:52Back in a minute.
23:53Oh, Xerox guard.
23:55It's Manly Jim.
23:56My fiancé.
23:58The man who loves me.
24:01Quite.
24:02He called me a grouse sheila, eh?
24:05Oh, um, how poetic.
24:09You know, love,
24:11Sport Susie is a grouse sheila,
24:13but you're even grouser.
24:17Me?
24:19Oh, no-one's actually ever said that to me before.
24:22Flex, run away.
24:23You and me to Australia.
24:27Australia?
24:29Yeah.
24:30We'll get married.
24:31Married?
24:32Yes, yes, married.
24:34No, this is madness.
24:36You're about to marry Sport Susie.
24:39Sports who?
24:41Oh, kiss me, Manly Jim.
24:44Kiss me on the mouth.
24:46Right, right.
24:49Hey, Manly Jim, get a move on.
24:51It's time for you to get married.
24:53Uh, oh, yeah, right, copper.
24:56Oops, sorry.
24:58Hang on, the door's jam.
25:00No worries, mate.
25:01You see, I'll just use my horns as a battering ram.
25:04I just need to run towards that door all the way over there.
25:07Let's get these legs pumping.
25:07Okay, here we go.
25:09Run them all!
25:12Hey, wait a minute.
25:14Ow!
25:15Go to the kitchen, and you're going to get married!
25:22Oh, look at the girls!
25:23Are they so serious?
25:24Here they are!
25:25Look!
25:25Oh, great!
25:27Excellent!
25:28Everyone here at the same...
25:33Sharon!
25:34What?
25:35Have I been kissing, passing, snogging?
25:37Well, what if I have?
25:39You can't!
25:40He's about to get married to Sport Susie!
25:42Oh, Trevor.
25:44Get with the programme.
25:45This is the 90s.
25:46Better hurry up, Manly Jim!
25:49I'll just have to get married without you!
25:53Hey!
25:53What's that red stuff all over your face?
25:56Uh, oh, uh...
25:58Better wipe that off!
26:00Hey!
26:01Sharon's got the same stuff all over her face!
26:05Oh, well, yes, I have.
26:07Weird, aye!
26:08Oh, well!
26:09Let's get married!
26:10All right.
26:11Now, Xerox, make this the short version, would you?
26:13Yeah, right, girl.
26:14Here we go, here we go.
26:15Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to join this man and this woman in a holy matrimony,
26:19yada, yada, yada.
26:20Okay, here we go.
26:20Now, if anyone in this room thinks that these two should not get married, speak now, or
26:25forever hold your peace.
26:26Oh, your what?
26:27Your peace!
26:28Ah, oh, well, yes, ah, well, now that you've mentioned it, um...
26:33I have something to say.
26:35Manly Jim?
26:36Actually, no, Cobber.
26:38I'm not Manly Jim at all.
26:41I knew it!
26:41I always knew it was really Manly Jack.
26:44Sam!
26:45Manly Jack?
26:46Oh, that's ridiculous!
26:48Yes, because, in fact...
26:56It's me!
26:57Man, Bobby Jones!
26:59The very same.
27:01Didn't this happen last time?
27:02And weren't you just bashing with Sharon in the tall shed?
27:05What?
27:06Oh, I hope...
27:07Why, yes, we were.
27:09You see, Trevor, there's something about me you don't know.
27:13What do you mean?
27:16Yes, I am, in fact!
27:23It's me.
27:24Mr. Trevor's dad!
27:26The very same.
27:28Now, let's get on with the wedding.
27:32Oh, yes.
27:33Cobble, coble.
27:34Right.
27:36Now we can get out of these ridiculous outfits.
27:44I said, now we can get out of these ridiculous outfits?
27:50Oh, oh, oh.
27:50Oh, yes.
27:51Yes.
27:56We're capital, capital.
27:57Capital, capital, indeed.
28:01Hang on a minute!
28:02We're a manly gym dog!
28:03There is no manly gym, my simple sister.
28:07The whole manly gym thing was a con.
28:09A trick.
28:10A ruse.
28:11All to get you here.
28:13So that you could marry us.
28:20Dog.
28:21I always thought that manly gym character was a little bit sus.
28:24I wouldn't trust him as far as I could...
28:26Wait a minute!
28:27Wow!
28:28Thanks for telling me!
28:29I was about to marry him!
28:31I mean...
28:32Huh?
28:33Oh!
28:34I don't never want to wear this wedding dress again!
28:42You'd want to wear it anyway!
28:44Hey, hang on!
28:45You could have got married anyway!
28:47I'm afraid not, my son.
28:48Yes.
28:50We're so bad and evil that our faces are on every wanted poster in the world.
28:56There's a price on our head that's bigger than...
28:59A very big thing.
29:00Wow!
29:01No priest worth his collar would touch us with a ten-foot burge pole.
29:07But you, on the other hand, you will marry us.
29:12Or this.
29:15Or else.
29:16Or else what?
29:17Yeah, or else what?
29:19You can't make us do anything!
29:21That's right!
29:22You're all mouth and no trousers!
29:24You think?
29:26Then tell me, what do you think has happened to Sharon?
29:31That's a good point.
29:32Yeah, good point, actually.
29:33I don't really know.
29:33There's something that I didn't know.
29:35Quiet!
29:35Quiet!
29:36I'll show you what's happened to Sharon.
29:40Look.
29:41Yes.
29:43Take a good look at Sharon.
29:47What's that above here?
29:49It's an extra large bottle of beefy.
29:53The cheapest, stinkiest man's cologne that money can buy.
29:58It's disgusting!
30:00I know, I tried it once!
30:02Oh, yes!
30:03That's how bad it is.
30:05And I control it all from here.
30:08One push of this red button, the cologne tips over, and Sharon smells like a real bloke for the rest
30:16of her life.
30:18Well, that's horrible!
30:20You're so naughty!
30:21He likes me that way.
30:24That's true.
30:25I do.
30:27Right!
30:28Now it's time for you to marry us.
30:30Join with me, and we will rule the galaxy.
30:35Oh, I'm worthy of you, Muzzle Bubba.
30:38Oh, I'm not.
30:40What?
30:41See, I'll never marry you two.
30:42You guys are bad.
30:44And I don't mean like, bad.
30:46I mean like, bad.
30:48Fool!
30:49Say goodbye to sweet-smelling Sharon.
31:01One last chance, Xerox.
31:03Marry us now, or it's the big stink for Sharon.
31:07No wedding.
31:09No way.
31:09I paid 25 bucks for this man, and I'm not going to use my powers for evil.
31:14Sorry, Trev, but a man's got to do the right thing.
31:18Get on your head, be it.
31:24Come.
31:26You rash young fool.
31:29I haven't got a rash.
31:31Where is Manly Jack when you leave him?
31:34Oh, don't get me stuck!
31:37Right here, right!
31:39Let's save the world!
31:40Sorry, I'll have to defuse this nuclear bomb,
31:43or you'll just have to start without me.
31:45You know, a girl could go really!
31:47Yes, yes, yes, yes!
31:48But where is he now?
32:00Manly Jack, looks like you're ready for your mud bath.
32:04Okay, Tony, darling, back in the track of mud.
32:11Whoopsie!
32:12That's not mud.
32:13Sorry, Manly Jack!
32:16Oh, no!
32:18Manly Jack was our last time!
32:20No!
32:22There is one other.
32:26It's girl power to the rescue,
32:28and my name's not Lady Laura Fleshheart.
32:32What the hell?
32:34No!
32:44No!
32:59It's me!
33:01Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:01Oh!
33:04I'm back! I'm back, as a matter of fact, with a crack of a whip and a big rocket pack.
33:11Laura! Laura! Laura!
33:14You don't miss much, do you?
33:16Oh, yes. Well, lovely to see you, Laura, but where is Sharon?
33:20Oh, she's outside. A touch of air sickness from the flight.
33:25Oh, oh!
33:29Doesn't sound healthy, does it?
33:31Sharon! Sharon!
33:33Oh, um, water.
33:36Right, yes, yes.
33:42That's better. Right, thank you.
33:46Okay, well, with my journalistic eye and my nose for detail, I'd say that your evil sister and your evil
33:53father have just left.
33:55How do you know?
33:56Because I found these in the garden.
33:58What?
33:59Mother!
34:01Yes, Trevor!
34:02They're against your father's fabulously expensive beach house!
34:05Hey, everyone! Let's go on a summer holiday!
34:08Hooray!
34:10And since he won't be there, because he'll be out, you know, chopping down the rainforest, or holding the wheel
34:13to ransom, etc, etc,
34:14We can go in there!
34:16Hooray!
34:17Deal!
34:18Deal!
34:19Deal!
34:21Deal!
34:21Deal!
34:22Deal!
34:23Deal!
34:24What? Are we playing cards now?
34:26Oh, come on!
34:31No!
34:33No!
35:00Oh, what the fuck?
35:02Oh, no!
35:03Come on, Trevor.
35:04Hurry up.
35:04You've got to go down to the beach.
35:06Oh, look.
35:06Here it comes.
35:08Sorry, guys.
35:09I'm going to get my swimming trunks.
35:12I'll give you that a little bit.
35:13I'll give you that a little bit.
35:15Alrighty.
35:15You guys go first.
35:16Yeah, go on.
35:31Oh, what a great time to beat.
35:35We've got to beat them, people.
35:36We've got to beat them.
35:38We've got to beat them.
35:38It's about time we have a little bit of sun at here, isn't it?
35:41I'm not going to be not here for two weeks.
35:43I used to be white.
35:52Hey, hey, hey.
35:54Some sand surf.
35:56Look at my body.
35:58Wow!
35:59What a big one!
36:01Yo, Trev, this place is a gnarly pad, brother.
36:04Man, this rinks of money.
36:05Oh, really?
36:06Oh, I think you're just going to love inside.
36:13Here we are, everybody.
36:16Now, of course, the boys' rooms is through the hall, up the stairs, and on the left,
36:20and the girls' rooms through the hall, up the stairs, and on the right.
36:23Trev.
36:24Yes?
36:25The inside of your father's fabulous beach house looks exactly the same as the inside
36:30of ours.
36:31Sharon, my father may be an evil, power-hungry maniac, but he does have impeccable taste.
36:37Speaking of impeccable, has your father got any food?
36:40Oh, Xerox, he's got a walk-in pantry just over there.
36:43Walk-in pantry?
36:44Man, it doesn't get any better than this.
36:47Hey, well, please, make yourself at home, everybody, while I just go and change into
36:52something a little bit more mean.
36:55Ah, no peeking, okay?
36:56No peeking.
37:00Time to hit the beach, everyone.
37:02Oh, do you like my new bikini?
37:06Yes, but why are we hopping down the beach?
37:09Oh, well, it's time to tap his water.
37:12What the heck?
37:13Oh, no, no, no.
37:15There's nothing like the cold surf as it breaks upon your chest as you're pulling towards
37:21the blue beyond.
37:22Yeah!
37:23Wasn't that a washing powder?
37:26What?
37:27Cold surf?
37:28Oh, yes.
37:30Well, I'm off, okay?
37:33Trevor, remember, swim between the flags.
37:36Oh, you know me.
37:37Fun in the water, but do what you water.
37:40Right, kids?
37:42Well, last one in the water's a big fissy.
37:58Hey, Jared, you know I've got a job on Baywatch when he ran in the talks.
38:02Well, we'll see a lot of you then.
38:03Oh, no, it's just the small part.
38:05Oh!
38:08Hi, boys!
38:10Hi, Trevor.
38:13Well, I have my eye on a spot of sand, a big umbrella, a small bit of sunblock, a long
38:18book, and an even longer drink.
38:20Fractures, of course.
38:22My tongue!
38:23Except for the book!
38:25What about you, Laura?
38:26Oh, I'd love to join you, but there's a point break.
38:29A big swell.
38:30Things are looking tubular.
38:31To the surf!
38:32Oh!
38:33Well, whatever blows your skirt up.
38:34I had a big swell once, but the dog must say just keep bob!
38:38Pull out the oi, mate!
38:39Hey, Laura!
38:40Wait for me!
38:41Hey, you!
38:42Should you be swimming on a full stomach?
38:43Is there another kind?
38:45Hey, it's okay.
38:46I've only been eating food that explodes.
38:48That's it!
38:49Hey, gotta go catch those waves!
39:03Hi, boys!
39:04Hi, Laura!
39:05Hi, there, Laura!
39:06Hey, hey, Laura!
39:08Hey, hey, Laura!
39:16Hi, boys!
39:17Howdy, doody, Xerox, say to you!
39:19Hey, Xerox!
39:20Hey, Xerox!
39:20Hey, Xerox!
39:21Hey, Xerox!
39:21Hey, if both of them need saving, eye bags not Xerox!
39:41Oh, I love hopping down the beach!
39:44You should try it on one foot!
39:46Woo!
39:47Boy, it's hot out here!
39:49Lucky I bought the sunblock, hey!
39:51Hey, Charm!
39:52Can you rub sunblock all over my back?
39:56Do I look like Manly Jack?
39:58Oh, yeah!
39:59Manly Jack!
40:00You're thinking they have rest going, people!
40:03What, with a squid in the water and everything?
40:06Giant squid in the water!
40:08Hey!
40:09Hey!
40:09Get out of the water!
40:11Ha-ha!
40:12What's...
40:13What are you saying, Xerox?
40:14Do you know what you're saying?
40:14Get into the water, I think!
40:15What are you saying?
40:16Whoa, whoa, whoa!
40:17Look at the giant squid!
40:20Look at him!
40:22Look at him!
40:22Look at him!
40:27Look at him!
40:29Look at him!
40:32Look at him!
40:33Look at him!
40:33Look at him!
40:34Look at him!
40:34Look at him!
40:35Look at him!
40:35That was my play!
40:36Wait!
40:37Wait!
40:37Everyone outside!
40:38You'll be safe on here!
40:39Seat!
40:40Seat!
40:40Seat for what?
40:41For the giant squid!
40:43The monster from the deep!
40:45That's not there, I tell you!
40:46A monster of the deep called!
40:48Hang on!
40:49What is a monster of the deep doing at the beach?
40:52Oh, I was there, I tell you!
40:54Oh!
40:54Oh!
40:55Oh!
40:55Sharon will tell you about giant squid, Sharon!
40:58All I know is one minute I was lying on the beach
41:00imagining Jean-Claude Van Damme rubbing sunscreen into my back!
41:05SPF 30, of course!
41:06When the next minute you're running around like a headless chick!
41:09Oh yeah!
41:10For the giant squid!
41:11You swore it!
41:12Don't you tell them how it's possible!
41:14Uh...
41:14No!
41:15Oh!
41:16Oh!
41:21Has this place got any showers?
41:23Yeah, I need to get the salt out of my horn!
41:26Oh!
41:26There is one shower!
41:27Not much hot water, that's just after these!
41:28First on the left!
41:29Oh, that's for me!
41:29No, ladies!
41:30Oh, no, no, no!
41:31I'm first!
41:32Where are your manners?
41:33No, no, no!
41:35I'm first!
41:35I'm first!
41:37Oh!
41:38Oh!
41:39Excuse me, but I have to go and slip into something!
41:42Just slip into something!
41:45Oh!
41:46Oh!
41:46Oh, that very rubber giant squid!
41:49What's this about a giant squid?
41:51No, a jack!
41:52What's this big poony thing?
41:54Why, that's my...
41:55Sheriff's badge!
41:57Do you mind?
41:58Yes!
41:59I'm the sheriff of this little seaside town!
42:01It's the kind of job we action heroes take over the summer months!
42:06I tried out for lifeguards, naturally, but the other lifeguards thought I might show
42:10them up with my six-pack ab!
42:14Exactly!
42:15So, they made me sheriff instead!
42:17Now, what's this about a giant squid?
42:20It's true!
42:21It was giant!
42:22And all squiddy!
42:23And I had big, long things!
42:28Tentacles?
42:29Well, there were eight or nine of them anyway!
42:32Hmm...
42:33Susie, my sweet, I don't know that we want to go making big, loud noises about this giant
42:39squid of yours!
42:40Loud noises?
42:41You mean like...
42:45End!
42:50Err...
42:50Err...
42:51Err...
42:51No!
42:51No!
42:52What I mean is...
42:53Why don't we keep it under our hats?
42:56Millie Jack!
42:57You're not wearing a hat!
43:00No!
43:01No!
43:02No!
43:02No!
43:03I mean...
43:03Why don't we just keep it between ourselves?
43:06Hmm?
43:07No point in scaring the tourists!
43:09But...
43:10But...
43:11It's the Bun Giant Squad!
43:14And it's one behind you!
43:18Look out behind you!
43:20Now, why would I want to do that?
43:22Because!
43:23Look out!
43:24Turn around!
43:26I love these little games that we play.
43:29No!
43:29Millie Jack!
43:30Behind you!
43:31It's one!
43:32But...
43:33A bus?
43:35No!
43:36It's one!
43:37But...
43:37How many syllables?
43:38Oh!
43:39It's a giant squid big arm leg thing!
43:42Oh!
43:43Why didn't you say?
43:46It seems to have quickly disappeared!
43:48Tricky chaps, those giant squid big arm leg things!
43:52But it was right there!
43:53It was right behind you!
43:55Yes, yes, yes!
43:56Of course it was!
43:57I'll make sure the naughty monster doesn't come back!
44:00In time, why don't we sit down and order a nice pizza?
44:05Make mine an extra large!
44:17Oh!
44:17Look!
44:18The delivery boy's here!
44:19Hey!
44:19Deb's on the meat lovers special!
44:21Hey!
44:21Wait!
44:22Wait!
44:22Wait!
44:22Wait!
44:23Wait!
44:23If we don't enter the door for another minute, that means we've been waiting for half an hour,
44:28which means the pizza free!
44:30Ha!
44:31Ha!
44:31Ha!
44:31Ha!
44:32Ha!
44:33Ha!
44:35Ha!
44:41Ha!
44:45Ha!
44:51Wait everyone, is this the seafood special?
44:55Oh no, look it's a giant squid!
44:59This is not funny, Millie Jack!
45:03No, you're right, let's tuck in everyone.
45:11Oh man, we never seem to order enough pizza.
45:14Never mind about that, look what I've found.
45:17Things I used to bring to the beach as a little boy.
45:20My water wings!
45:22You couldn't stop, very fashionable back then.
45:25My very first hair job.
45:27Oh, I remember you well.
45:29Oh, I've got to stop doing the scrabble.
45:30Oh, great game, that's for the family.
45:34You're going to love this, look.
45:36The big boy's book of tour tales from the high seas.
45:40Aye aye, Captain. Oh, dead yourself.
45:43Hey!
45:44Why don't we read it?
45:46Come on, I'll read it to you.
45:48I'm busy.
45:49I've got to eat.
45:50Oh no!
45:50What nonsense do you have?
45:52Come on, look.
45:52Oh, gather round, gather round.
45:54You're going to love this.
45:55Now pay very close attention everybody.
45:58Captain, back in time.
45:59Here we go.
46:00Many years ago, the sailing ship Jolly Roger, skippered by the terrible pirate Captain Purplebeard,
46:07was caught in a terrible storm, washed up and broke apart on this very beach.
46:12What?
46:13This very beach?
46:15Yes, this very beach.
46:17And from that day on, whenever lightning flashes and thunder boos, the ghost of Captain Purplebeard
46:24walks on this very beach.
46:27What?
46:27Right here?
46:29Yes, right here.
46:31Wow!
46:32Good thing there's those thunder and lightning now, aye!
46:35Wait!
46:37Has anyone seen Sharon lately?
46:41Oh!
46:45Emergency lighting everybody.
46:47Boy Scout always carries candles on hand.
46:49Thanks Trevor.
46:50We'll be careful with these because they are a fireist.
46:53Right kids?
46:54Hey!
46:55Has anyone got any marshmallows?
46:56Anyone seen Sharon?
46:59Oh!
46:59Maybe this note will help.
47:01Let me read it for you manly.
47:02Hi!
47:04I've been kidnapped by the evil ghost of Captain Purplebeard, signed Sharon.
47:08Oh!
47:08Wait a minute.
47:09How do we know that that note was really written by Sharon?
47:12You mean?
47:13I mean anyone could have written this.
47:15Oh!
47:16Wait!
47:16There's more!
47:16Oh!
47:17Oh my goodness!
47:18Honestly Trevor, stop mugging him out and get on with rescuing me!
47:21Oh!
47:22That's Sharon!
47:24No!
47:25What's that?
47:26No!
47:27Look!
47:28It's a door!
47:29Oh!
47:31Oh!
47:31Oh!
47:32Oh!
47:33Oh!
47:33Oh!
47:36Oh!
47:38Oh!
47:38Oh!
47:38Oh!
47:38Come on Millie Jack!
47:40Let's go outside and rescue Sharon!
47:42Oh!
47:42Oh!
47:42Oh!
47:43Oh!
47:43Oh!
47:44Oh!
47:44Oh!
47:45Oh!
47:46Oh!
48:03Oh!
48:04Oh!
48:05Oh!
48:06Oh!
48:08Ah....
48:11Ah..
48:11Right.
48:12Let's go and give that naughty ghost the what for?
48:16Oh!
48:17So now you're going to do something!
48:19Sharon!
48:19Oh yeah!
48:20Oh yeah!
48:20Hey!
48:20Hey!
48:21Thanks everyone for rescuing me from the evil dreaded pirate Captain Purplebeard Not!
48:26Obviously you were too busy so I just went ahead and did it myself, got myself out of
48:29his evil clutches!
48:30we were gonna come and rescue you it's just that she's priceless now what
48:41about the captain purplebeard oh well I guess you could say he's given up the
48:56very same you were kept in purplebeard yes if you pesky kids hadn't found me out
49:04well then you best kids wouldn't have found me out but now the chick is up and
49:09your ruse is foiled yeah I'm afraid so oh wait what is that most interesting
49:16thing over there you should have seen that one coming this is too easy why the
49:33same reason I trained my pet giant squid to hang around the beaches it was so I
49:44could scare everyone away that's true but I wanted everyone off the beach so I
50:04could steal the sand you're crazy no no no I'm a genius just think what is it that
50:16the world can't get enough of law and mayonaise cool refreshing energy drinks what the world can't get enough of
50:36is sandpaper
50:38sandpaper
50:43sandpaper observe my darkly plan what I do is I take the sand from this beach and then I go
50:51to the Amazon rainforest
50:52where I get the trees and I put them down to make paper and then I get the sand and
51:00the paper put them together and they come up with sandpaper
51:04sandpaper
51:06and I become the king of the sandpaper world I'll have more sandpaper than you've had hot dinners
51:14that's a lot of hot dinners yes I'll be the sandpaper king everyone in the world will come to me
51:21for sandpaper
51:25I think he's forgotten to take his tablets
51:30lights are on stereos going but no one's home upstairs
51:36yes but you've forgotten one thing evil mr. Trevor's dad
51:41oh well and what might that be
51:49no one wants your Nancy sandpaper
51:52it's boring
51:54yeah
51:56he's right
51:57it's about as much fun as eating your own earwax
52:02is that a bad thing
52:04I wouldn't be so sure about that one
52:10we're coming up after the break
52:12sandpaper
52:13it's the latest grace
52:14everyone's talking about sandpaper
52:17they're using it instead of wallpaper
52:19and they love it
52:20they love it
52:21it's sandpaper in your homes
52:23tonight
52:24I used to suffer from hair falling out until I used Mr. Trevor's dad's sandpaper
52:28now I'm a spunky babe
52:30I wouldn't have gotten into all that trouble if I'd just gone to the shop and bought some sandpaper instead
52:36you don't believe me don't you
52:38yes it's sandpaper
52:39with sandpaper you can lose weight
52:41be the life of the party
52:43cook without fatty oils
52:44and give your children's reading a head start
52:46sandpaper
52:47you know you want it
52:48you want it bad
52:49I want it I want it
52:51join the queue baby
52:53the whole world wants sandpaper
52:55and soon I'll control it all
52:57oh my my
52:59what is that sound that brings music to my ears
53:04even as we speak
53:07my massive equipment is stealing all the sand
53:18and there's nothing you can do about
53:31that's annoying up my mind
53:33um
53:33is this some sort of new party game
53:36cause I've got Twister you know
53:38just a little bit
53:39Heather I'm really
53:40we've been tied up by your evil yet somehow attractive in an older man sort of way farther
53:45upwards of sandpaper
53:47you'll have some more sandpaper than i've had hot sinners
53:50and that's a lot of sandpaper
53:53look
53:53Triever they're right
53:54even as we speak the beach has been laid bare by your father's massive machinery
53:59what
54:00what
54:01whoa
54:02lookcticamente
54:07Get out of the way, pretty boys.
54:10Oh, be nice.
54:11I'm telling you, get out of the way.
54:14That's still a V-Shop, baby.
54:18You're rude.
54:19Isn't he just?
54:21Wait, wait, wait, wait!
54:23Oh, yes!
54:24Oh, my God, that was nice!
54:29Well, my boy Scout troop used to call me
54:31Sheepshank Triller.
54:33Hey, hey!
54:34Wasn't Manny Jack and Laura tied up too?
54:36Get out!
54:38You were right.
54:39Maybe this note will explain.
54:43Dear all, we've gone out in maybe some time.
54:45Big emergency, blah, blah, blah.
54:47Regards, Manny Jack, Lady Laura Fishhart.
54:48P.S.
54:49They're sending someone round to replace us.
54:52What do I mean?
54:53Replace?
54:54Ah!
54:54Look here, never mind.
54:55We've got an emergency on our hands
54:57and I don't mean those unsightly stands on your chin.
54:59It's fine.
55:00We're going to have to split in two.
55:01What's that?
55:02Hair?
55:02Oh!
55:03Look, Xerox and I will take out the bulldozer drivers.
55:06You two formulate a plan.
55:07Trevor, I'll need your hair dryer.
55:09So come on, Xerox, you're with me.
55:12Right now.
55:16Stop right there.
55:18Thank you very much.
55:19One blast of this ray gun and your trousers will turn into skirts.
55:23Skirts?
55:23That's what I said.
55:25Your trousers will turn into skirts.
55:27Hey guys, it's true.
55:29Look what happened to me.
55:30This is the big cargo pants.
55:31I am getting out of here.
55:33I do not want to wear a skirt.
55:35No.
55:37Go Sharon!
55:38Go Xerox!
55:39Go Sharon!
55:40Go Xerox!
55:41Go Sharon!
55:42Go Xerox!
55:43Go Sharon!
55:44Go Xerox!
55:53Not if we're to get out of this sticky mess.
55:55And I don't mean those unsightly butter stains on your tunic Xerox.
55:59Mmm, butter!
56:00What do you mean, Sharon?
56:00I mean this.
56:01There is a Russian space station spinning out of orbit and it's going to crash right here!
56:07Help!
56:08That's not the worst of it!
56:11Someone sprinkled itching powder in all our clothes when we weren't looking.
56:14Oh my goodness!
56:15Oh my goodness!
56:16But it gets worse because there's a stick bomb under Xerox's kilt that's going off in
56:2215 seconds!
56:25Whoa!
56:25Hey!
56:26You're right!
56:27Oh!
56:28Oh!
56:28How could it be worse?
56:30Simple!
56:31A herd of rampaging hippopotamuses have been set loose and are heading straight for this
56:36very beach house!
56:38Uh oh!
56:39Uh oh!
56:39What kind of sinister mastermind could be responsible for all these evil deeds and stuff?
56:48Well, it looks like my next evil plan is coming along nicely.
56:55My helicopter awaits.
56:57Oh!
56:58Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:01Oh!
57:03Oh!
57:03Oh!
57:03Oh!
57:05Look!
57:06We're almost out of videotape!
57:09My goodness!
57:11You're right!
57:12Oh!
57:13No!
57:13What will we do Sharon?
57:14What's going to happen to us now?
57:17Simple!
57:18We're all going to have to watch WhatNow to see how it all turns out!
57:23Right kids!
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