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00:13Where the heck did she put that notepad? I know she didn't want me looking at it.
00:20God, where is this thing?
00:23Wait...
00:26Maybe it's on her somewhere.
00:31Bingo.
00:33I think I need to read this somewhere not in the open.
00:46Guys, help me!
00:48What happened?
00:50I lost my notepad.
00:52Do you remember where you had it last?
00:54I had it last night.
00:56I had it under my pillow, but I guess someone found it.
01:01Strange.
01:03Well, later we'll go looking for it.
01:06Thanks, Shield.
01:07BTW, where's Window?
01:10Oh...
01:10I don't know.
01:15What's up with you?
01:17You won't believe this, soccer ball! Even you couldn't do this, I...
01:22Stole the picnic?
01:24What? No!
01:26Oh wait, I'm an idiot. It was you blackmailing Skype, right?
01:30Wait, I didn't even tell anyone that. How did you know?
01:34I heard you say it in the confessional booth. You do realize that's a curtain, right? You can listen to
01:40anyone. Surprise the other idiots didn't figure that out yet.
01:44Oh, right!
01:47By the way, everyone knows about what you did. It's been like wildfire, so I don't exactly see you getting
01:54ahead in this game.
01:55What?! That doesn't mean anything! I can still get away with it! You just watch!
02:02Teehee! Mr. Pine is so hot!
02:06Hey, Tree. So what are you up to today?
02:09I'm watching my dear Mr. Pine over there.
02:12Why don't you just approach him?
02:14I feel like he doesn't like me the way I am.
02:18So he's uninterested? Are you giving up?
02:23Actually, I have a plan.
02:25You do? If that's the case, then good luck.
02:30Nah, come with me, Gumballi! Let's work together!
02:38It's so boring.
02:42So, what is my time?
02:46Six minutes and seventeen seconds to run around the whole room through the island. Not bad.
02:52Yes, I beat my old record. Let's go again. Time me!
02:56Actually, how about we take five?
02:58What do you mean? Someone has athletic and skilled as I can do practicing? I must keep going until I
03:04am the best.
03:05Okay, fine. Start now.
03:08Yes, that is more like it.
03:15I find it weird that Bull can run the whole island in about six minutes, yet she couldn't get to
03:20the basin time in the last challenge.
03:22Wonder what happened?
03:28Hey Flashlight, doesn't it look hard for a timer to count the time?
03:33Actually, I have a secret to whisper. I don't care in the slightest.
03:38I was just asking a question.
03:41Oh, and I have another secret. I don't like you. I don't like you. I do not like you.
03:54But...
03:56But...
03:57Okay, I'm done.
04:01Flashlight, I need to ask you something.
04:03What?
04:05Binoculars hasn't been acting like herself lately. As her best friend, I want to know what's wrong.
04:10Well, maybe if you told me why she isn't acting like herself, maybe I can actually help you.
04:17Apparently, Binoculars has been talking to headphones a lot.
04:21That's... it?
04:24Yeah.
04:25Wow, you're way too protective. What's wrong with her talking to headphones?
04:30Well, he gives me a bad vibe. I wish I knew what he said to her.
04:35Again, protective. Just calm down. And how bad could it really be? If I were you, I wouldn't worry about
04:42it.
04:44Well, thanks for the advice, I guess.
04:47No problem.
04:54Where's the thing I ordered?
05:02Oh, good! I hope the dimensional portal I ordered is in here.
05:08Oh, good!
05:10Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah...
05:13Woah! What's that thing? Wait, have I seen you somewhere before?
05:19Hyah, hyah, hyah.
05:21I'll take that as a yes. So, uh...
05:25...what do you want...
05:26Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah.
05:34Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah...
05:35Hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah, hyah myah...
05:40Huh, I guess it works, and I didn't have to hire a random intern to test it.
05:49Um, toilet paper?
05:53Toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet pa-
05:56Yes?
05:57I was going to ask, where did you get that?
06:01What do you mean by that?
06:04That thing you have.
06:07What thing?
06:09The thing in your hands.
06:14Oh, you mean the porn magazine?
06:17Shh, don't say it so openly like that.
06:22Why? It's just reading material.
06:26Well, it's just weird to me, but that's not the point. I'm asking where you got it.
06:31Oh, Stoney, you dog, you! Wanting to know where I got it? Jeez!
06:38I found it.
06:40Found it?
06:43Yep-a-doodles.
06:51I do not care if I am tired. I have to keep going.
06:56Welcome, Bali. How do I look?
06:58I think you're getting better at this tree meditation thing.
07:03Time to strap my stuff.
07:06Oh dear god, please don't.
07:09Later.
07:10Oh, there he is!
07:12Hey, Mr. Po-
07:16Was that Ball?
07:20Heh heh.
07:21What? What is going on over there?
07:24Heh heh. Wow, this is a gold mine.
07:27The Lollipop really did do research on everybody.
07:30Lollipop! What was he talking about?
07:34Oh, hey headphones, what are you chuckling about?
07:37It's something called... none of your business.
07:40Well, that is strange. When you were giggling, you were talking about Lollipop.
07:45Well, uh, maybe a minter. You don't know?
07:49What was that?
07:52What a fool! If you won't tell me, I'll ask the other fools!
07:57I'm sorry, but saying that lie is the only way out.
08:00The cheese has been out of the blue, even for myself.
08:05Okay, people. There's that challenge thing. You have to do that.
08:10Like now.
08:18Where's everyone?
08:20I'm assuming they're all busy.
08:23Well, I'm assuming that I'm a TV show host that has a show to run.
08:29Just get them here, or I'm penalizing you.
08:32I'd like to see you try.
08:35Ugh, so weak.
08:38Told you so.
08:40Eventually.
08:44Okay, so today's challenge is taking place in a new dimension.
08:49Enough said. Just go ahead and I'll explain more.
09:03I'll explain more.
09:05So, if you haven't guessed, the challenge is to mine me some minerals.
09:09And what a more perfect place in the Minecraft universe.
09:14Yo, Amplifier! This place is shit!
09:17And guess who's not caring?
09:19I'm sorry for being a good cranky, but things are not on schedule.
09:23So let me get to this quick.
09:25The challenge is to mine diamond, gold, iron, and emerald minerals.
09:30Each one gives you a certain amount of points.
09:32The team with the most points at the end of the hour wins.
09:35Oh, and dynamic beats. Since Flashlight is penalized, he will not compete.
09:40Excuse me, Amplifier. We're a man down. We can't possibly go on without a comrade.
09:46First of all, stop it with the noble act. Second, you're gonna have to deal with it.
09:51But anyway, get going!
09:55Ouch! What's this?
09:59Oh yeah! That's your advantage! Enjoy!
10:03Advantage? I'll take it!
10:06Hm, there's four pickaxes in here. I think four of us can mine, while the others can do inventory on
10:11the minerals we mine.
10:13I admit, headphones. That was a good idea.
10:16Why, thank you, binoculars. Anyway, I've been in a few challenges. Would anyone else want to give this challenge a
10:22shot?
10:23I will, as I haven't done much. What about you, binoculars?
10:28Actually, binoculars can help with inventory.
10:30But who else is going to dig?
10:33Me, shield and window don't mind, we have arms.
10:37Good. Then limbless and armless ones can do inventory.
10:42Is this another digging challenge with our hands, again?
10:47Just get digging, slave!
10:51Hello there, friend.
10:53Who are you?
10:54I'm MinecraftBlock.
10:57Yeah, well, you get digging right now!
11:00Alright, friend.
11:04This is just perfect!
11:09Timer, how long will we be mining for?
11:12Oh, it'll probably be like five days.
11:15What? How could you say that? We don't have time!
11:18Just kidding. With MinecraftBlock, I estimate it will take five minutes to get each mineral we need.
11:26Ugh, I'm so bored.
11:30What are you doing?
11:32I'm keeping the minerals warm, you silly goose.
11:36Ugh, what did you do?
11:39Which is which?
11:44Aren't the rubies so beautiful?
11:48No, they're not! You ruined everything for us!
11:59If this was a viewer boat, your ass would have been grass.
12:03Oh, you know about viewer boat too?
12:06Yeah, as I've watched a few object shows.
12:09Oh, cool!
12:13Don't you find that strange as all?
12:16What do you mean?
12:18He doesn't really seem like he watches objections.
12:22You don't know that.
12:24Ugh, I'm so weak.
12:28Hi, Miss Mr. Pine.
12:30I became a redwood tree for no reason.
12:33Can't you just change back?
12:36Well, unless there's another tree, since I can't go back to a previous body I've been in.
12:42Hey, look over there!
12:43There!
12:47Yes!
12:51Good job, Minecraft Block!
12:53Get some more diamonds!
12:58Wow! Just looking at them makes me smile!
13:01I bet these are worth a fortune!
13:02I need to leave this place!
13:07Yeah!
13:13Soccer Ball!
13:14Where's three gumball machine and sunglasses?
13:16I don't know where that loser went!
13:19What about you, timer?
13:21I think I saw sunglasses run to the pole with diamonds.
13:25What?!
13:25You fool!
13:26You let him get away!
13:33Hey, Dale.
13:35Despite Paint Bucket's failed attempts, you're doing a good job with inventory binoculars.
13:40Thanks, Headphones. I'm glad we got a few diamonds, luckily.
13:44Yep. Also, sorry about asking you about the Alliance.
13:48Actually, I'm reconsidering on it. You seem to be a strong player, and you know what you're doing.
13:54Wha-what? Binoculars? Why?
13:57Sorry, Dictionary. Hope you understand.
14:00The whole time being on the island, we haven't even hung out as much.
14:04Well, I'm just experiencing a lot here. That's all. I swear. I'm just in an Alliance just for the heck
14:10of it.
14:11We were best friends, even before the show. Why would you want each other to separate?
14:16But Dictionary, don't you want to have new experiences and hang out with other people?
14:21Of course. But with you.
14:23I'm sorry, Dictionary.
14:26Uh, I guess I need a new friend.
14:32Nineball, at your service.
14:34Oh, do you want to be my friend?
14:37Well, yeah. I don't have many friends, so of course.
14:42Guys, I don't mean to interrupt, but you have fifteen minutes until the challenge is over.
14:48Well, it seems half of our team is gone. Let's just keep going until they come back.
14:54Woo! That was fun!
14:58Um, Gumballi, I'm stuck.
15:02You can't move? But you gotta!
15:06Hello there, everyone!
15:08Wherever you are, please help me so I can move!
15:11Why, of course, you silly goose!
15:19Ah! What are you doing?!
15:21Don't worry! I break you to pieces, then you can be put back together again!
15:27Later.
15:29There we go! All set! Come here, friend! We need some help over here!
15:34Here, here, here, here, here, here.
15:42Guys, we're running out of time!
15:46We're going as fast as we can!
15:49Later.
15:53Sunglasses, get over here now!
15:55Oh no! The fuzz is after me! Ah!
16:05No! Don't take them away from me!
16:08Fool! Get out of your delusions!
16:12Wow, time's really going by, ain't it?
16:14Anyway, time's almost up!
16:17Well, the challenge is almost over.
16:19When we get back, let's try looking for your notepad.
16:22What do you think, Window?
16:24Yeah, I agree!
16:26Okay, thanks, guys!
16:30Hurry! Let's get these minerals organized!
16:34Okay, I'm really impatient right now.
16:37Time's up!
16:38Well, I think Dynamic Beats won this challenge by a landslide!
16:43Peepee PooPooShire, you guys just suck!
16:46Heck, half your team isn't even here!
16:52Hey! Stop it!
16:54Oh my god! He did have diamonds!
16:57I told you he was a fool!
17:00Shut up! These diamonds will give me riches!
17:02Riches, I tell you! Riches!
17:07You do realize diamonds in this world are precious in our world, right?
17:11What?!
17:12Nooooo!
17:15Well, I guess we'll head back home.
17:17But we're gonna start the elimination so we can get on schedule.
17:35All right, is everyone here?
17:37As you know, we are starting the elimination early today.
17:40Team Peepee PooPooShire, this is your third time here. How do you feel?
17:44Bad!
17:46Absolutely terrible!
17:49I see. But anyway, the prizes are some dirt blocks I found.
17:54First ones safe are toilet paper, stony, and tyrant.
17:58Next ones safe is ball, so you get a special dirt block.
18:02For safe? What are you people, fools?
18:06Now, four of you are safe, but four of you are not.
18:10Gumball Machine and Tree aren't safe as they left randomly in the middle of the challenge.
18:15Sunglasses and Soccer Ball aren't safe as they both bicker and are annoying.
18:19Shut up!
18:20But I'm glad to announce Gumball Machine and Tree are safe for this elimination.
18:26Yes, I'm glad.
18:27hats are the only one room.
18:32Sunglasses and Soccer Ball, one of you is going to the evil-cursed Generic Island place.
18:38Even though we can send you home but due to budget cuts and other expenses...
18:43Ah, just get to it!
18:45Fine, last dirt block goes to...
19:24Sucker ball!
19:27Congrats!
19:28Yes! Told you sunglasses!
19:31What? My days on this show are numbered? This is impossible!
19:36Sunglasses, I would appreciate if you got flung already.
19:41I will get my revenge!
19:49After two eliminations, Peepee Poo Poo Shire is now down to seven.
19:53Will they make a comeback? Pfft, probably not.
19:57But that's if you stay tuned next time for episode seven of Object Island.
20:01See you all then!
20:02Bye!
20:05Bye!
20:13Today is going to be the best partner.
20:14The best partner is also.
20:25I'm going to talk to you soon.
20:31I'll be right back next time!
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