00:13To be continued...
01:17Be more careful.
01:20You there.
01:21No, you with the shiny hat helmet.
01:24Do you think this is a game?
01:26Oh, nice use of that.
01:29Ah, squirrel, Squire Tristan.
01:34Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
01:37Look, the honour, the glory, the knightly stuff.
01:41That could be me.
01:43I could totally be called...
01:47Sir Lester.
01:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:52Hey!
01:53Where's that side of meat?
01:55No dawdling and don't pick the mould off.
01:59You'll ruin the flavour.
02:14A perfectly good suit of armour.
02:21I'll just try it on for size.
02:26Ah, this is what I'm talking about.
02:29Feeling the honour.
02:31Feeling the glory.
02:32Feeling like...
02:34I'm not alone.
02:35Oh, what are you doing in my suit of armour?
02:40What are you talking about?
02:42Girls don't wear armour.
02:43This armour's mine, lady.
02:45That's your ladyship to you.
02:47I'm Baron Gruff's daughter.
02:49Aren't you that dreadful kitchen boy?
02:52Lobster the butcher's son.
02:53That's Leicester to you, you stuck-up lady snot.
02:57Lady Liddy, lobster boy.
03:00Get out of my armour.
03:02Ladies first.
03:03I insist.
03:04After you.
03:05No.
03:06I'm higher on the food chain here.
03:08I insist.
03:15Out of here, hired help.
03:18Mine.
03:20Ow.
03:21Oh, will not.
03:32Now look what you've done.
03:36Don't give me that who-me look.
03:39You knocked our head off.
03:40Ow.
03:42You made us bash into that wall, pal.
03:45Do you know what that means?
03:47It means...
03:48We can move.
03:50You take that leg.
03:51Now, this is what I'm talking about.
03:54You said it, Lobster.
03:56That's Leicester.
03:57Whatever.
03:58Just keep moving.
04:03I, Shmed of the third hand, will now make this frog disappear.
04:13I've done it.
04:15I've done it.
04:16I'm a bona fide wizard.
04:20Hi, Shmed.
04:21We're out walking in our suit of armour.
04:24He can see that.
04:25Only we can't control it too well.
04:27Yes, we can.
04:28Only, it could be better.
04:31With a little work.
04:33Say no more, my lady.
04:35Grand Wizard Shmed is on the job.
04:59Now, let's see what this baby can do.
05:04Lung for sale.
05:06Fresh cow lung.
05:08Pig stomachs two for one.
05:10Get your pig stomachs.
05:12Only three weeks fresh.
05:29We've struck something.
05:31Something really big.
05:33Like a wall.
05:39It's Tricilla's hand.
05:42Perfect.
05:43Life just got a whole lot easier.
05:51Left.
05:52Three quarters turn.
05:54Look at your butt and pull that.
05:56Turn, turn.
05:58What is wrong with you?
06:00It's not the steering.
06:02We're off balance.
06:04We need another body.
06:07Someone to fill out the rear.
06:09Someone with a really big butt.
06:13Bob!
06:17Again.
06:18Five, six, seven, eight.
06:21Mum.
06:22Bobby darling, you've got to get it right.
06:24Now again.
06:26Five, six, seven.
06:30We need Bob.
06:33Urgent castle business.
06:34Ow.
06:35Urgent jester business.
06:37Oh, do you hear that, Bobby?
06:39Your destiny is calling.
06:42Go.
06:43Go make Baron Gruff laugh.
06:45Make your mother proud.
06:48Look, pal.
06:49I don't know how you've got the nerve to drag me away from my mother during chorus line practice,
06:54but thank you, thank you, a thousand times.
07:03Bob, it's us.
07:05And we've got a really important job for you.
07:08Oh, oh, finally, a little dignity.
07:15Oh.
07:18I did some.
07:20Back to do.
07:21Oh.
07:23Did you off.
07:27Hot.
07:28Oh.
07:29Let's go right.
07:31No, left.
07:32Right.
07:33Left.
07:34Right.
07:35Whoa.
07:38I think we're okay.
07:41Whoa.
07:44Whoa.
07:46Wait.
07:47I think we're okay now.
07:50Whoa.
07:53All right.
07:55This time, I think we're okay.
08:01Ouch.
08:02Oh, we had.
08:03Oh.
08:05Baron, I have bested your best knights.
08:11Will no one be brave enough to face moi, le Duke-Knaise du Grand?
08:19None of your other knights?
08:21No one?
08:23Anyone?
08:24Anyone?
08:26No.
08:27Hooray!
08:30Now I know we're okay.
08:38Ah!
08:44We're under attack!
08:49I can't see anything! Turn! Turn!
08:55Raise the lance!
08:59No! Up! Up!
09:03Hooray! Hooray!
09:07Try and clean the visor!
09:10Good! Not good! Quick! The sword!
09:20We've still got our shield! Shield up, Shmed! We need more power!
09:24I'm giving her all we've got!
09:31Let me do it! No, me!
09:34Let go! Cut it out! Back off!
09:37Abandon armour! Abandon armour!
09:39Jester's and children are jesters first!
09:43Come in!
09:45Come in! It is all your fault!
09:48Lobster!
09:49You should have let me do the driving your lady pit!
09:58Victory! Hooray! Hooray!
10:03We did it!
10:05We did it! Hooray!
10:07Yes!
10:20Brave and mysterious knight! Step forward and claim anything you desire!
10:33That's your daughter, dear Messiah!
10:37I can see that, Sir Fuddleby!
10:39Daddy, you promised us anything we wanted!
10:43We all want to go to night school!
10:45Wraa!
10:47Wraa!
10:47Want goat!
10:49Wraa!
10:50Gawt!
10:50She means night school!
10:52The Metalheads Academy!
10:55We do?
10:56Just go with it!
10:58It's better than prison!
11:00Sire!
11:00You can't possibly honour such a request!
11:03It's unseemly!
11:04It's ignoble!
11:05It's against the rules!
11:07Oh, don't get your under-hosen in a twist, Sheriff-of-nothing-about-promises-a-promise.
11:14Harold the Herald, sound the trumpet.
11:17These five brave, well, these five children are to be enrolled in the Metalhead's Academy.
11:32Hug! Group hug!
11:35Drusilla!
11:38We can't breathe!
11:40Ha ha!
11:41Ha ha!
11:42Ha ha!
11:46Ohhhh!
11:47Oh.
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