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Rivals Season 1 Episode 4 Engsub
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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right. Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint him, chap.
01:55Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still.
02:26At least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you
03:14not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know
03:22what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30I guess Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08to take the opportunity
04:09to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:13but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister,
04:18are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well,
04:20Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope
04:22that over the course
04:23of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity
04:25to show you
04:26how very game
04:28I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:16He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later
05:41just like that.
05:42No.
05:43Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister.
05:46She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain,
05:51my father used to host
05:52seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive
05:55later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling,
05:56they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here
06:08to make sure he has a jolly nice time,
06:10all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well,
06:19as long as he can shoot straight,
06:21I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22That's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:29Bloody hell, town.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie,
06:35perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony,
06:44thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46Need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:48Hello, Mary.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honored to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones,
06:56I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:03No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:29Don't you know
07:31about the bird,
07:32when everybody knows
07:33that the bird is a bird
07:34when the bird is a bird?
07:35You are sure he can shoot,
07:37aren't you?
07:40Heh.
07:41I want everybody's hearing
07:43about the bird.
07:44Bird, bird, bird.
07:46The bird's a willow
07:46when the bird's a bird.
07:48The bird's a willow
07:49when the don't shoot now
07:50when the bird is a bird.
07:51When everybody's talking
07:52about the bird.
07:53When the bird's a bird.
07:55The bird's a bird.
07:57Said for me.
07:58The bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:05a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:11a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:16a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:18a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:20a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:20a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird's
08:22a bird's a bird's a bird's a bird
08:28My man, my man, my man.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Er, well, generally speaking,
08:39I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred,
08:51but it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:56I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59All right, good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is.
09:04Right-handed are you?
09:05Right-handed.
09:06Okay, so just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go and have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:36Needless to say, the ribbon won.
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10:09Lord Lieutenant. Hello. Mr Hampshire. You must visit Green Lawn soon. Honestly, we would
10:17so love to receive you. Do so, you'll come. Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea. Mrs
10:22Stratton. Hello. You must come and visit me at my boutique. I'm all searching for the
10:27right kind of clientele and well. Natural elegance can be so hard to find. Yes. No,
10:31I have been meaning to. You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't
10:35you, darling? Great idea. A screen test. How exciting. Any idea what he has in mind for
10:39you? Oh, he hasn't said, actually. Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah. The camera can be
10:44very unforgiving. Even for the most perfect of specimens. Sure. Come on. Hello. Come on.
10:53Come on. Freddie. I thought you hadn't shot before. Turns out you were a natural. Yeah,
11:00I was top marksman at Bisley for two years doing me national service. Oh, I know. Why
11:03wouldn't I do that? I want to introduce you to my son. Um, just bear with me, man. Yeah.
11:34Oh, my God.
11:45Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blipping away and could sort you right out me.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today
12:00for you to be making comments like that.
12:02All right, now fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Tones!
12:19Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Course not.
12:26I shot two dozen pheasant of Jane a woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, I wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:38Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:47Ginger!
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57Don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Baddingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of Religious Broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the Greasy Pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:58Especially when the Greasy Pearl in question lives in Tony Baddingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know.
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan, or...
14:18This is what you get.
14:53Without your help, I'll take a look at you.
14:54But when you are there, I'm not sure how many fingers are.
14:54You should see a longitude.
14:55Don't show your flaws.
14:55You have to visit them all.
14:57You can go ahead and have them all.
14:57You can go ahead and have them all.
14:57You have to go ahead and have them all in the background.
14:57Oh wow.
15:01You can hide it.
15:02There's too quiet.
15:02You can be so quiet.
15:03We're so quiet.
15:04You can find themились.
15:05It's like setting up your mind in the background.
15:07You can just keep there on the background.
15:19what do you think of your first shoot how can people murder helpless animals all day for fun
15:23says the girl who begged two dozen pork pies for the occasion or do you suppose the poor
15:28piggies were hugged to death don't be horrid i needed the job don't be a hypocrite stand up
15:33for what you believe in maybe i shouldn't be saying this but i don't think you should go on
15:41daddy's show i'm worried he's going to do something awful you're fine promise oh smashing spread
15:50agatha i'm hosting at the beaufort next month and i wondered if you might do the food oh that's very
15:58kind to be honest i find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly objectionable and i won't be
16:10doing them anymore oh right you're careful agatha you're in danger of developing a backbone
16:17now i've got a girl supper monday week i'm gonna give you a tinkle
16:31come on root we've got a hot date it's a dog and trumpet bye angel
17:01i have had the most delightful day it's so nice to have finally found our kind of people
17:08sorry child go get to the office trouble with a shipment out of japan well you're a true titan
17:13of industry freddy let's talk again soon try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your
17:17ideas
17:17i'll give you a ring on monday thanks well done they're just through there i'll fetch the
17:30brandy glasses
17:39oh mr hampshire i would so love to receive you oh well fortunately for you mrs jones
17:49hounds aren't the only thing i ride to i'm sure a ride with you would be delightful what can i
17:57say
17:57the likeness is uncanny oh what about me mr hampshire do i bear resemblance oh i'm sure he wishes you
18:02did he'd be bounding down a green lawn to admire one's topiary ball
18:16sorry massey left the um oh no yeah sure i was just um trying them on for size you know
18:23i really
18:24must get down to massey's boutique soon well look thanks again for a great time let's talk on monday
18:29absolutely let me see no no no you're all right i know why
18:47now who'd like a cigar
19:09how was the shoot well they killed loads of birds but they like my food
19:13i hope it stopped by oh jesus christ is there no place free of that man
19:41cheating
19:46cold red
19:58Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:12No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Ike.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34Magician never reveals his secrets, Seb.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but it never rips someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:14Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30I can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:40I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of Mar-Valerie.
21:48We all love Mar-C.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham,
22:18and that plug woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Then don't say anything.
22:22Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mar-C, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:29What?
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:46You fucked up.
22:51Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently, it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes?
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on, and, well,
23:57the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means, and that perhaps your
24:05husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie. Thank you.
24:12I mean, actually, I've no idea whether we've been substantiated.
24:20No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone, I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Raksha.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:03And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:08Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling. Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling, we can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:58You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:32Where have you been?
26:34Just getting some exercise.
26:38Archie, dear, your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot
26:42receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Uh...
26:48Well, darling, look.
26:51Whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place
26:54where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated,
26:57well, at least they were in my day.
26:59Fuck.
26:59I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternising with the staff
27:10can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:18There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:24Yeah.
27:27Good.
27:33You see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37You might bear that in mind.
27:49I met a lady in the meads, full beautiful, a fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:56I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long.
28:00For sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song.
28:04You know what's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keats.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:11I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime next week.
28:41This century would be fantastic!
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy,
28:45but she's angrier than ever.
28:47I'll get the coffee.
28:49You get the phone.
28:50James Roker's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deirdre.
28:53Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh, yes.
29:01Right, you are.
29:09What?
29:27This is for you.
29:29It's from Rupert.
29:31Rupert!
29:37Hi, Bert.
29:39How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine,
29:46freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting,
29:48and if music be the food of love,
29:51karaoke and curry night.
29:53Only now,
29:54my chef's off sick.
29:56Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh.
29:59That's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Did I just hear I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:09You can watch the interview,
30:10and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:15You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:16Oh, well, I have a tight spot, too,
30:18if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to bar Sinister tonight,
30:23and I'll lend you two.
30:25Ooh.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, uh,
30:36it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tag.
30:51This is happening whether you like it or not.
30:53Now, go up.
31:12Sarah, you were brilliant.
31:13I've said it before.
31:14The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning,
31:16and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera.
31:20She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch frogs for fucking.
31:26Hey, you can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this?
31:31More dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow,
31:36so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:38What is it?
31:39Drugs?
31:40Underage girls?
31:40Oh, God, I'd love to see that smug bastard now.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:46It'll blindside even him.
31:48God, he's a shark.
31:51Come on.
32:21Two sugars.
32:22the shock thank you I only come around to give you this oh gosh it's what is it it's a
32:35word
32:35processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't have to worry about any more ink
32:40based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's so you have a talent Izzy this should be encouraged
33:07for what it's worth and I didn't see much but for what it's worth I thought you looked lovely
33:27sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's all right doesn't matter now listen the whole station
33:34is staying to watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait up all right oh righto
33:51thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:02oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about
34:19your ex-husband um my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with me talk to
34:28Rupert ask him to back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have left him once
34:36are you sleeping with him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change I was just
34:44like
34:44you I told myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and I saw all this
34:51potential and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert is a cancer my advice
35:01cut him out before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good
35:34you know that don't you come on snap out of it we've history to make Elvis is about to enter
35:42the
35:42building
35:59remember this isn't Wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question
36:03change the subject thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this
36:09it's often better just to be oneself
36:13try telling that to Ted Heath
36:21oh
37:13I
37:18I
37:20Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love her to but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell Black
37:26Great to have you on the show ready when you are
37:45I
38:04Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne
38:12Oh
38:13You shouldn't have come
38:17Few all right direct me to the vol-a-vans
38:25And we're live in five
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck Declan
38:43One
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction
38:55He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible bachelors in England
39:00He is of course minister for sport and MP for children and Bisley mr. Rupert Campbell black
39:32You've had a varied career
39:34It's changed and it's mrs. Thatcher who has changed it
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:44Do
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians
39:47Plenty of them have
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty
39:51I inherited that with the house
39:54Ah
39:56Noblesse oblige
39:57If you like my latin's not what it used to be
40:01Ah
40:02But with your privileged background
40:03How can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street
40:07I can't help the circumstances of my birth
40:10It's not what you've got
40:11It's what you do with it
40:17Now your
40:18Tenure as minister for sport has been
40:21Controversial
40:22If you're talking about football
40:23Then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:26Well you have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game
40:30The poor swords are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work
40:34Often their grandfathers too
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning
40:37They resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals
40:41Sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45Of women
40:47Horses, marriages
40:49Still
40:50Adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party
40:56I'm sorry
40:57You know sneaking around
40:58Lying, betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy
41:01I'm no longer married
41:03Yeah but you were
41:04For six years
41:05And yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge
41:07I mean one glass of shape here has described you as
41:10Rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later
41:14Well if you'd seen his wife it's definitely later
41:21Christ he really is an arsehole isn't he?
41:23And that's the break
41:25In five
41:26Four
41:27And that's time for a break
41:28Three
41:29Two
41:31And we're out
41:36Clear
41:37And we're back on in three minutes
41:42Rupert
41:43There's somebody here to see you
41:44Ooh
41:53I tell you what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go
41:55Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist you've tried to catch me out
42:01Whatever you're worried about it's already out there
42:03No
42:04I know him
42:05He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something he's ruthless
42:09He'll do anything I mean he's
42:12He's just like you
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister we need you back on set
42:16The break's almost over
42:17Just walk out the building with me
42:19Minister
42:21Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back
42:33Where the fuck is she?
42:36Five
42:36Jackson you're gonna have to add live
42:38Four
42:40Three
42:45Two
42:56Jackson you're on
42:57Welcome back
42:58You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Um
43:01Being back on the circuit
43:03Having an opponent
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over
43:07It's exhilarating
43:08This is an interview there's no winner
43:11That's not true though is it?
43:14He wants to beat me
43:18He's trying to distract him
43:20Now's the time Declan
43:21You have a guest
43:22Oh really?
43:23Yeah, most celebrities are scared
43:25That I'll
43:27Find out something exposing about you
43:29What's she doing?
43:29Something's wrong
43:30The more awful things you do
43:32The more the public seem to love you
43:33Well who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:38What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things
43:41I have
43:42You're right
43:44But isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men like us
43:51I am nothing like you
43:54Really?
43:55You're cold
43:57You have had the best education money can buy
44:00Yet you remain a philistine
44:02You barely see your children
44:04You pick up women just because you can
44:06But you're still fundamentally alone
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you
44:11You discard them
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money
44:16You are a lonely man
44:17Rattling around a huge empty manor
44:20And that's who you'd likely end your days
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame
44:25Well
44:27There is one thing I'd like to discuss with you
44:30You're right, I'm a rake
44:37A liar
44:39A cheat
44:41If there was something I wanted I pursued it
44:43I didn't care about anybody else
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife
44:47But we're still alike
44:48I very much doubt that
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Carbon Black
44:54I remember what that was like
44:54Being the best
44:55And what I was willing to do to stay there
44:59What are you
45:02Willing to do?
45:07A family
45:10To yourself
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls
45:23They can get the fucking cat out of the bag
45:30You're right
45:34I'm a workaholic
45:40And when I'm consumed by something
45:44I can be, um
45:48I can be a
45:49A monster
45:52Yeah
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was
46:01After all, you're still married
46:04I don't know
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband
46:14Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No
46:30No
46:30That's my fault
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:36Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert
46:45This could still be a good show
46:46Tell me about, um
46:49Tell me about your childhood
46:51Pull the transmission
46:52Let's just see where this goes
46:53Do you value your job?
46:54Pull the fucking transmission
46:56No, because this is my show
46:57Cut the transmission
46:58No
46:59Do that to me
47:00No
47:01Give me that!
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron, for fuck's sake!
47:05No, trust me
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11Or I'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself
47:13There's no point Tony
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out
47:16He can't hear you
47:17If it's any constellation
47:18We've made some really great television
47:21This would've worked if you'd just done the fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:41Dogs?
47:43I, um, I, um, much prefer dogs to people
47:50I'd give anything to see my old Labrador badger again
47:56He was a good dog
48:08So, which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup
48:17The...
48:18The Olympic gold
48:19The World Championship
48:21Well...
48:22None of them
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The...
48:27The...
48:27The thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah
48:34It's giving it all...
48:46Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black!
48:58Great!
48:58Thanks, sir!
48:59Thanks, sir!
49:00Yay!
49:00Lovely, awesome!
49:02Yay!
49:06Yay!
49:07Yay!
49:08Yay!
49:12Congratulations, darling
49:13It was...
49:14Great TV as always
49:17Yay!
49:27Did you like the show?
49:29Yeah.
49:41Sorry, Lord B.
49:43Didn't expect to see you there.
49:45Thought you'd be down by sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:54Great children, mate, by the way.
49:56Best yet.
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:39Yeah, of course.
50:42Good.
50:50Drink?
50:51No, no, I'm taking more to home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00What?
51:02It was just Bluffin.
51:08This is Carrie Oak Creek, ladies and gentlemen.
51:10Oh, my name!
51:13The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valleys of mine.
51:18There's a man in the shadows of a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and the killers on the bloodshot streets.
51:31Going down in the tunnels where the dead are alive and I swear I saw a young boy down in
51:36the gun.
51:36See, I told you it was not going to be okay.
51:39You're going to dance?
51:41I'll have you.
51:47I'd love to, but...
51:51I have to go.
51:52Sorry.
51:53I told you it was going to be some light.
51:55I've got to get ahead.
51:57I've got to get out now.
51:58Before the final crack of dawn.
52:02We've got to make the most of our one night together.
52:05When it's over, you know, we'll both be so alone.
52:11Come on, man.
52:13While it goes.
52:14Like a battle, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
52:18Whoo!
52:19When the night is over, I'll be gone, when it's done.
52:25Like a battle, I'll be gone, when the morning comes.
52:30When the day is done and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through
52:37You're like a sinner before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come rolling on back to you
52:52I didn't pay
52:56I'm going to hit the highway like a battering ram
52:58Or a silver black fan on by
53:01Or when the middle is hot and the injured is home
53:04And I'm hoping to see the light
53:07Nothing is a rose in this rock in your hole
53:10And everything is stunning and lost
53:14And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:22I'll never get up
53:24I'm laying down if I do
53:26I'll never get up
53:28I've got the light in my heart
53:30I'll never get up
53:48The falconry
53:50Oh hello
53:53Right yes of course
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off
53:57I would darling
54:00Muddy's Margaret Thatcher
54:15Promise it's not
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own
54:43How wonderful
54:44A real coup
54:46That's great news
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose
55:19I'm about to wait
55:19I've got the light in charge
55:20and I don't want to Sal
55:22He wants to hear your face
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