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00:28The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right. Needed to lose the Christmas weight?
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:49Oh, good. I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlingham Pheasant Shoe next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:03A real shame on this occasion,
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy. We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:30Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan, why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint him, chap.
01:55Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
01:59Huh?
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still.
02:26At least you're not playing second fit
02:27into a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:56and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you
03:14not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:22saying they don't know
03:22what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30I guess Rupert can't refuse a challenge,
03:32I know.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:37Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08to take the opportunity
04:09to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:13but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:17So, Minister,
04:18are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well,
04:20Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope
04:22that over the course
04:23of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity
04:25to show you
04:26how very game
04:28I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later, just like that?
05:42No. Sure.
05:45Ignore my sister. She's the right bellend.
05:50Before the syphilis reached his brain, my father used to host seven shoots a year,
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half past nine.
05:56Shush, darling. They're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
05:59He's not an electrician. Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board. He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, finally.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22No, that's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:28Bloody hell, Tone.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie, perfect as you are.
06:36My sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony, thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46We need to investigate crimes against him.
06:48Come on.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honoured to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:02Hold on to your feet.
07:08I brought me home.
07:11Oh, marvellous.
07:13What everybody said about the bird.
07:16The bird, the bird's a-want-a-want-want-a-want.
07:19A bird, bird, bird, bird.
07:21The bird's a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want
07:23-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want-a-want.
07:32Well, everybody knows that the bird is the world of the bird.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
07:42Well, everybody's hearing about the bird.
07:44Bird, bird, bird.
07:46The bird's a willow weather.
07:47Bird, bird.
07:48The bird's a willow weather.
07:49Don't you know?
07:50The bird's a willow weather.
07:51Well, everybody's talking about the bird.
07:55The bird's a willow weather.
07:57The bird's a willow weather.
07:57Sad friend.
07:58Yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:37Well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less, but my hands aren't
08:42as quick as they used to be.
08:43No.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, bird is the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it.
08:58She's off.
08:59Wow.
08:59Oh, right.
09:00Good for you, girl.
09:01So.
09:03There it is.
09:04What handed are you?
09:05Right handed.
09:06You're right handed.
09:06Okay, so just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:15Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on.
09:17End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another go.
09:24Oh, no, no, no.
09:25It's fine.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:29Oh, God.
09:30I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:36Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, well.
09:51Anyone know where quiet?
10:09Lord Lieutenant. Hello. Mr. Hampshire.
10:14You must visit Green Lawn soon. We would so love to receive you. Do say you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs. Stratton. Hello. You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele and well.
10:29Natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes. No, I have been meaning to.
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test, couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea.
10:36A screen test. How exciting. Any idea what he has in mind for you?
10:39Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah. The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:55Freddie.
10:57Thought you hadn't shot before. Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years doing me in national service.
11:03I know. Why wouldn't I do that? I want to introduce you to my son.
11:06Um, just bear with me, man.
11:09Yeah.
11:33Oh, fuck.
11:34Oh, fuck.
11:35Oh, fuck.
11:53It's blippin' a wank. I thought you right out, mate. Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded guns around here today for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Tones! Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Of course not.
12:26I've shot two dozen pheasant of Jane a woodcock this morning. Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to
12:30that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, who wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show?
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:42Oh, yes.
12:47Ginger!
12:47Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Well, come along, pal.
12:53Lead on, Macbeth.
12:53Come along, Lizzy.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something for my office.
13:19I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Battingham had Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:33Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now controller of programmes and I'm...
13:49Head of religious broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:58Especially when the greasy pearl in question lives in Tony Battingham's trousers.
14:05How's the heart?
14:07How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know.
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan O'Hara.
14:18This is what you get.
14:29Oh, we're washing.
14:37This is what I'm coming out of time with our main television television.
14:42Let me just go.
14:43Let me just go.
14:43Oh, no.
14:48I will just go.
14:48I'll just go.
14:48And I'm going.
15:14I don't know.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite. Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine.
15:47Promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month, and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest, I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly...
16:09objectionable.
16:10And I won't be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh.
16:13Right?
16:14Be careful, Agatha.
16:16You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week.
16:21I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:24I'll go.
16:25Oh.
16:25I'll be back.
16:27Hmm.
16:31Come on, Rube.
16:32We've got a hot date.
16:33It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd. I've got to get to the office.
17:10Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie.
17:14Let's talk again soon. Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:20Thanks. Bye.
17:26Well done.
17:29They're just through there. I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:39Oh, Mr. Hampshire, I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well, fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones, hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56Well, what can I say? The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire? Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did. He'd be bounding down to Green Lawn to admire one's topiary ball.
18:09Oh, my God!
18:16Sorry, Mousie left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure. I was just, um, trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousie's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time. Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely. Let me see...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right. I know you're all right.
18:34I know you're all right.
18:47Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50I know you're all right.
19:00I know you're all right.
19:02I know you're all right.
19:08I know you're all right.
19:08Ah!
19:09How was the shoot?
19:11Well, they killed loads of birds, but they like my food.
19:13Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:17Is there no place free of that man?
19:42Cheating.
19:47Caught red-handed.
19:58Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:08A story is a story.
20:10Well, it looks like it's all been said before.
20:11No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism, Tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The Butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational, but I never rip someone apart for the sake
20:51of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:54And, more importantly, keeping Lord B happy.
21:15Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30I can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of my Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is.
21:54The kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred.
22:11I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today saying the most ghastly things about Tony Baddingham and
22:18that plug woman.
22:20I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:22Well, then don't say anything.
22:23Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:29What?
22:35We need it, Freddie.
22:40It was Rupert.
22:42He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:51Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:14You know, Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Ah.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:35But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon, I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes.
23:51You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings on.
23:56And, well, the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means.
24:03And that perhaps your husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09That's very interesting, Valerie.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether...
24:15He's substantiated.
24:21No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:37I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:55Good morning, Russia.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:02And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:12Without saying...
25:14Good morning, good morning.
25:16Delivery?
25:17Oh, gosh.
25:19For...
25:19Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling.
25:28Mustache.
25:29Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:33Miracle.
25:34Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
25:39Darling, we can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon,
25:52so you have until then to change your mind.
25:55Okay.
25:58Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door.
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:33Where have you been?
26:34Just...
26:35getting some exercise Archie dear your father says he found you on the morning
26:42of the shoot receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker well
26:49darling look whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place where certain
26:55extracurricular activities are tolerated well at least they were in my day I do
27:00feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home after all fraternizing
27:09with the staff can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned
27:19there are lines one does not cross understood yeah good
27:33you see I told you I'd deal with it I don't know what I'd do without you
27:37you might bear that in mind
27:49Cameron Cook I met a lady in the means full beautiful a various child her hair was long
27:54her foot was light and her eyes were wild I set her on my pacing steed and nothing else
27:59sought all day long for sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy song you know it's
28:04customary to some flowers cheapskate oh hey there's nothing cheap about John
28:08Keats go try your luck with some dough-eyed undergrads I'm busy
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime this century would be fantastic you'd think the promotion
28:44would make her happy but she's angrier than ever I'll get the coffee you get the phone
28:50James Roker's phone oh hello Deidre can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today
28:55I'm sorry who's this his wife oh yes right you are
29:27this is for you it's from Rupert
29:30this is for you it's from Rupert
29:37you're not bad how are you dreadful so Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine
29:46freshly shipped from Japan I was supposed to be hosting and if music be the food of love
29:51karaoke and curry night only now my chef's off sick well I could cook a curry for you oh that's
29:59exactly what I hoped you'd say I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night you said you're going to watch
30:05Teddy's interview with me taggy well come to the bar you can watch the interview and I can watch you
30:13and thank you my darling honestly you're really helping me out of a tight spot oh well I have a
30:17tight spot too if you fancy lending a hand come to bar sinister tonight and I'll lend you too
30:25oh
30:34who was that oh ah it was Baz he wants taggy to do some cooking for him good luck tonight
30:41thanks love
30:43give him hell oh I will
30:47daddy please don't do this to Rupert oh for fuck's sake tag this is happening whether you like it or
30:52not
30:53the war
31:12so you were great I said it before the camera loves you I was so nervous this morning and having
31:16you there
31:17just really put me at ease you know you should see Sarah's screen test camera she's really something
31:23I'd rather watch frogs fucking hey you can take the girl out of New York well here he is man
31:30of the
31:30moment what's this more dirt on Rupert you'll have to find out tonight I'm afraid Scorpion are holding
31:35their front page for us tomorrow so whatever you have oh hard better be good what is it drugs
31:40underage girls oh god I'd love to see that smug bastard now it's not criminal but I promise you
31:45you won't be disappointed it'll blindside even him oh god he's a shark
31:51go on
32:20go on
32:22the shock thank you I only come around to give you this oh gosh it's what is it
32:34it's a word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't
32:39have to worry about any more ink-based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's
32:47so you have a talent Izzy they should be encouraged
32:57I'll be car
33:07for what it's worth and I didn't see much but for what it's worth I thought you
33:26look lovely
33:26sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's alright doesn't matter now listen the whole
33:34station is staying towards the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't wait
33:38it up all right oh right I thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host
33:55what do you mean co-host oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14are you here about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to
34:19you about your ex-husband my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office
34:23I want nothing to do I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's
34:26got nothing to do with me talk to Rupert ask him to back out please I think you
34:32should leave I mean you must have left him once are you sleeping with him no no
34:41Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change I was just like you I told
34:46myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and I saw
34:51all this potential and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking
34:57Rupert is a cancer my advice cut him out before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good you know that don't you come on snap out of it
35:39we've history to make Elvis is about to enter the building remember this isn't Wogan he won't be
36:01gentle if you don't like the question change the subject thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I
36:07do you feel in situations like this it's often better just to be myself
36:13tell me that to Ted Heath
36:21oh
37:13I
37:18I
37:20Sandra's just gonna touch up. I'd love her to but I'm about to appear on national television. Mr. Campbell Black
37:26Great to have you on the show ready when you are
37:45I
38:04Hello
38:06Darling, I am so sorry. I'm such a pig. Can you forgive me? I've bought champagne
38:12Oh
38:13You shouldn't have come
38:17Few all right direct me to the vol-a-vans
38:25And we're live in five
38:30Four
38:35Three
38:38Two
38:41Good luck Declan
38:43One
38:53My guest tonight needs no introduction
38:55He's been described as the world's greatest showjumper and one of the most eligible bachelors in England
39:00He is of course minister for sport and MP for children and Bisley mr. Rupert Campbell black
39:32You've had a varied career
39:34It's changed and it's mrs. Thatcher who has changed it
39:38So why do you think she keeps you around
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job
39:44Do
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians
39:47Plenty of them have
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty
39:51I inherited that with the house
39:54Ah
39:56Noblesse oblige
39:57If you like my latin's not what it used to be
40:01Ah
40:02But with your privileged background
40:03How can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street
40:07I can't help the circumstances of my birth
40:10It's not what you've got
40:11It's what you do with it
40:17Now your
40:18Tenure as minister for sport has been
40:21Controversial
40:22If you're talking about football
40:23Then the hooligans are a tiny minority
40:26Well you have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game
40:30The poor swords are out of work
40:32Their fathers are out of work
40:34Often their grandfathers too
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning
40:37They resort to violence
40:38I think we should try to understand the vandals
40:41Sounds almost socialist
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal
40:45Of women
40:47Horses, marriages
40:49Still
40:50Adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party
40:56I'm sorry
40:57You know sneaking around
40:58Lying, betrayal
41:00Sexual degeneracy
41:01I'm no longer married
41:03Yeah but you were
41:04For six years
41:05And yet throughout your marriage your affairs were common knowledge
41:07I mean one glass of shape here has described you as
41:10Rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner or later
41:14Well if you'd seen his wife it's definitely later
41:21Christ he really is an arsehole isn't he?
41:23And that's the break
41:25In five
41:26Four
41:27And that's time for a break
41:28Three
41:29Two
41:31And we're out
41:36Clear
41:37And we're back on in three minutes
41:42Rupert
41:43There's somebody here to see you
41:44Ooh
41:53I tell you what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go
41:55Just walk out
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist you've tried to catch me out
42:01Whatever you're worried about it's already out there
42:03No
42:04I know him
42:05He's saving the worst for later
42:07When he wants something he's ruthless
42:09He'll do anything I mean he's
42:12He's just like you
42:13Exactly
42:15Minister we need you back on set
42:16The break's almost over
42:17Just walk out the building with me
42:19Minister
42:21Please
42:32Five seconds and we're back
42:33Where the fuck is she?
42:36Five
42:36Jackson you're gonna have to add live
42:38Four
42:40Three
42:45Two
42:56Jackson you're on
42:57Welcome back
42:58You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Um
43:01Being back on the circuit
43:03Having an opponent
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over
43:07It's exhilarating
43:08This is an interview there's no winner
43:11That's not true though is it?
43:14He wants to beat me
43:18He's trying to distract him
43:20Now's the time Declan
43:21You have a guest
43:22Oh really?
43:23Yeah, most celebrities are scared
43:25That I'll
43:27Find out something exposing about you
43:29What's she doing?
43:29Something's wrong
43:30The more awful things you do
43:32The more the public seem to love you
43:33Well who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:38What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things
43:41I have
43:42You're right
43:44But isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men like us
43:51I am nothing like you
43:54Really?
43:55You're cold
43:57You have had the best education money can buy
44:00Yet you remain a philistine
44:02You barely see your children
44:04You pick up women just because you can
44:06But you're still fundamentally alone
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you
44:11You discard them
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money
44:16You are a lonely man
44:17Rattling around a huge empty manor
44:20And that's who you'd likely end your days
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame
44:25Well
44:27There is one thing I'd like to discuss with you
44:30You're right, I'm a rake
44:37A liar
44:39A cheat
44:41If there was something I wanted I pursued it
44:43I didn't care about anybody else
44:44My horses, my teammates, my wife
44:47But we're still alike
44:48I very much doubt that
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere, Mr. Carbon Black
44:54I remember what that was like
44:54Being the best
44:55And what I was willing to do to stay there
44:59What are you
45:02Willing to do?
45:07A family
45:10To yourself
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls
45:23They can get the fucking cat out of the bag
45:30You're right
45:34I'm a workaholic
45:40And when I'm consumed by something
45:44I can be, um
45:48I can be a
45:49A monster
45:52Yeah
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was
46:01After all, you're still married
46:04I don't know
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband
46:14Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No
46:30No
46:30That's my fault
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else
46:36Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't gonna do it
46:44Well, even if he doesn't destroy Rupert
46:45This could still be a good show
46:46Tell me about, um
46:49Tell me about your childhood
46:51Pull the transmission
46:52Let's just see where this goes
46:53Do you value your job?
46:54Pull the fucking transmission
46:56No, because this is my show
46:57Cut the transmission
46:58No
46:59Do that to me
47:00No
47:01Give me that!
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron, for fuck's sake!
47:05No, trust me
47:08Listen, you arrogant little Irish prick
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11Or I'm gonna come down there and pull you off the floor myself
47:13There's no point Tony
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out
47:16He can't hear you
47:17If it's any constellation
47:18We've made some really great television
47:21This would've worked if you'd just done the fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:41Dogs?
47:43I, um, I, um, much prefer dogs to people
47:50I'd give anything to see my old Labrador badger again
47:56He was a good dog
48:08So, which of your many sporting achievements was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup
48:17The...
48:18The Olympic gold
48:19The World Championship
48:21Well...
48:22None of them
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The...
48:27The...
48:27The thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah
48:34It's giving it all...
48:46Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rupert Campbell Black!
48:54The...
48:59The...
48:59Thanks, sir
49:00Yay!
49:00There they are!
49:01Give it to us!
49:06Woo!
49:07Woo!
49:08Woo!
49:08Woo!
49:12Congratulations, darling
49:13It was...
49:14Great TV as always
49:17The...
49:17The...
49:20The...
49:27Did you like the show?
49:29Yeah.
49:41Sorry, Lord B.
49:43Didn't expect to see you there.
49:45Thought you'd be down by Sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:55Great children, mate, by the way.
49:57Best yet.
50:10Best yet.
50:13Best yet.
50:15Best yet.
50:17Best yet.
50:19Best yet.
50:20Best yet.
50:21Best yet.
50:28Best yet.
50:31Best yet.
50:50drink no no I'm taking my home
50:57what was it that you had on me
51:00what
51:01it was just bluffing
51:08this is carrying out
51:09kick ladies and gentlemen
51:12the sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valleys of night
51:18there's a man in the shadows of a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright
51:24there's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and the killers on the bloodshot streets
51:31going down in the tunnels where the deadly lies and I swear I saw a young boy down in the
51:36see I told you it was not going to be okay
51:39you're going to dance
51:41I'll have you
51:47I'd love to but
51:51I have to go
51:52sorry
51:53I thought there's going to be some light
51:54I gotta get ahead
51:56I gotta get out now
51:58before the final crack of dawn
52:02we gotta make the most of our one night together
52:05when it's over you know
52:06we'll both be so alone
52:10come on then
52:13like a battle
52:14like a battle
52:15I'll be down
52:16when the morning comes
52:18oh
52:18when the night is over
52:21like a battle
52:22I'll be down
52:23I'll be down
52:25like a battle
52:26I'll be down
52:27when the morning comes
52:30when the day is down
52:33and the sun goes down
52:34and the moonlight's shining through
52:38I feel like a sinner before the gates of heaven
52:44I'll come rolling on back to you
52:52I didn't pay
52:56I'm going to hit the highway like a battering wham
52:59Or a silver black fan on by
53:01Or when the middle is hot and the injured is holding
53:04I'm a hope to see the light
53:07Nothing is a rose in this rock in your hole
53:10And everything is starting to end at all
53:14And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost
53:21I'll never get up
53:24I'm laying down if I do
53:26I'm telling you I got the light in my heart
53:30I'm not going to die
53:47The falconry?
53:50Oh, hello
53:53Right, yes, of course
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off
53:57I would, darling
54:01Muddy's Margaret Thatcher
54:15Promise not
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own
54:43How wonderful
54:44A real coup
54:46That's great news
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose
55:20I'll be back to Rupert
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