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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:1365 days earlier, we were all witnesses to a television event could be truly cosmic proportion.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:54The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:32Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my god!
02:48Oh my god!
02:50OMG!
02:52No, what the hell?
02:57Hi!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my god!
03:02Help, help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my!
03:13Yes sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:17Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to us.
03:27Here's the way!
03:28Here's the way!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Hello?
03:51Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:54Get me me meowajammer.
03:58Get me meowajammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy?
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:41Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:43Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:49I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I...
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut.
05:57Cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, okay.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38I'm like, like, grandma.
06:40Can't see?
06:43Okay?
06:53Got it.
06:56Hope it will.
06:57Hi.
06:59Words likeette.
07:02what's that saying you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07is that it i know it's kiss a few frogs isn't it
07:11well that's my saying i've changed it i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth
07:14period like i actually just don't and if you if you know someone like me please call the number
07:20here but i don't think you do i genuinely think i'm not even i'm not even waffling this is no
07:26chicken waffle yeah i genuinely think i could beat a shark in a fight as in if if i'm in
07:35the sea
07:35and the shark's at me one-on-one i'm coming out on top there isn't i'm like there's any of
07:42my
07:42friends call them at home i promise you i've been saying this for years all you got to do is
07:47come
07:47and bang that's it's gone you didn't even see that coming thank you
07:57having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers
08:03completely forgot about the coupling up this time there are no games it's all down to you lot to
08:09sort it out amongst yourselves genius get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can
08:15clock off and go to bed so yes love island is doing things a little differently this year but one
08:22thing
08:23that will never change are the get to know you chats they're as awkward as ever right
08:30do you need help no are you yeah i think elegant look at that professional shit yeah you have to
08:39be
08:39careful okay oh my god this is how you get the ick though what on something like this no
08:45do you want to get some water um yes please i'll just i'll let me get you some yes bear
08:50with
08:51bear with bear with bear with bear with
08:55okay wait you got wait what you eatin i saw these bro help yourself oh this is cool
09:01oh right i wanted water but fuck that youtube do brazilian jiu-jitsu no
09:08what is wrong what that is no no no no because it's really neat i've actually never dated one
09:13who does it because i'm like i can't cope with that i feel like people judge me yeah just
09:17on based on how i look yeah like i'm a fuck boy yeah um i do think you do give
09:22that i wouldn't
09:23say i am you do give yeah boy you're not gonna lie do you want eyes lolly instead no thank
09:31you
09:37what's the scottish lingo then what's ireland is that just like yeah yeah aye aye what else is
09:43there i'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like see that bit where the sink
09:48is
09:49see there what what like that oh what the bit in the middle it's an island no like what what
09:58all hang what is that to you like a countertop it's a kitchen i don't know it's uh what would
10:05you call it back oh go put that on the counter counter yeah counter yeah that's a bunker a bunker
10:13aye aye aye aye do you want a new cup yes it's fine
10:18where are the cups what do you need cups yeah for what water
10:27yeah oh this oh this is this is fresh is it wash it out no i'm rinsing it they're used
10:35to use the filter in the fridge angelista did eventually get her chat with opi about 30 seconds
10:41before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has a way
10:55with words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad no i mean
11:03like
11:03you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong i'm so far off of
11:09that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13not maybe it should be man eater yeah yeah
11:20not you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst but au contraire
11:25turns out he was just getting started a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck
11:30no no i would
11:32say aiden's a top tart are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah i don't know about
11:42that bro
11:43this is this is lost on me i'm just not going to speak for the next yeah you know he
11:47said i look
11:48promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like that mysterious
11:53yes that's what i thought no do you know what it means you're like a hoe
11:58no it's like you're like a hoe yes that's what it means i'm not sure that like a hoe is
12:03the exact
12:03oxford english dictionary definition of promiscuous bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18my mum named my boobs phil and grant yes which one's phil which one's grant i don't know that's
12:25you don't know that's her choice can i name them now then right can i have a look yes so
12:31i'm thinking wait what did what did she call them phil and grant like the mitchell brothers
12:42i've never heard of them the extenders oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think you're going to beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it
12:52it's an
12:52absolute belter now everyone does she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was one year she went happy
13:04one year to phil and grant hey look magnificent
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving us
13:26a
13:26pretty good idea in this unseen clip aha where are you from you
13:32me
13:34where about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down
13:39it's not down it's out round the m25 yeah about that i don't know what's your junction
13:53how do you not know you come off on the junction i know the motorway we're probably quite close junctions
13:59yeah i think we are yeah i feel like i'm seven and like you're i'm like five and you're like
14:03seven
14:04i don't know how they how do they like work out where the junction my way don't end
14:07where does it always start where does it end
14:09because there isn't if you've got london in the middle right hartfordshire is north
14:13this is where i get a little bit lost so just slow i just know london's in there and that's
14:18as good as it goes
14:19what what what are you finding lost i just said london's in the middle
14:22okay carry on
14:23right london there this is london
14:26we're getting where is it like just north of london north north west northeast yes essex is
14:31literally yeah okay just simple simple words you've got north of london you've got hartfordshire
14:37you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so you go around the m25
14:41now he's talking you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25
14:47are you actually understanding this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you're actually good
14:53in my maps yeah do you drive to be like that yeah i drive in scotland danphy all right do
14:59you drive
14:59on the right in scotland yeah do you drive on the right in scotland is it is no way do
15:05you are
15:05what is it is it like hand drive your car like normal no like you drive on the left it's
15:11just
15:11the same as england same as england right oh my god you never know because it's a different
15:14fucking land do they have junctions though hi we do dragons what junctions are you
15:21what i don't know does no one know their junction no one knows their junction i don't think it's a
15:26normal thing to ask to be honest yeah i've never been asked it there's something different
15:36time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews to ask op what are you like people
15:42always think i'm always i'm gonna be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like ah i ran it
15:46in time
15:47we'll come back after to find out in his own words what's opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen bit
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here we go
16:18one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping about cheese
16:29anything you want from us girls go to the end pose come back and then i'll go if you say
16:33so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41we've got hard hitting clips and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck or
16:52moza duck to water it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goat
17:04oh i'm not even trying that one i don't know what the is going on
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject opie but what's opie like
17:19people always think i'm all i'm going to be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
17:23i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes opes is uh i'm like an onion you
17:29see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opes onions
17:37not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorque airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah that's
18:02just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that are
18:06you calling her scottish any you're in bed with shrek well done i don't care so what am i shrek
18:18is that
18:18what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be lord farquhar don't
18:27where is that ogre
18:35that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get
18:59any more blue but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulettes
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random hello random that phone then received a
19:16text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone oh suck the toes of an islander
19:24of your
19:24choice so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39samaraj oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the toes again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:54oh my god oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like
20:03this
20:03i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samaraj special
20:23so who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead oh
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin i don't think sam's got to know
20:36lola i think sam and lola could be
20:38oh could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be
20:47with george
20:49because she likes george
20:51i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12oh that's a good one you haven't got to pick me
21:16are you messing this is your time to shine
21:30do you guys
21:34you can just do it here
21:36oh i'll do it here look
21:37Oh, I don't know how to do it, though.
21:40Fucking hug.
21:42Go, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:47How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time, we'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh, maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm toasting now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Listen to me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:05No, that's not what I've had.
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two.
24:09One, two, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you know, fill it up?
24:24What, do I say, it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:38No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48I mean, I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocker, defrocker, frapper, nack of De
25:12Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flailing with me?
25:32No, I'm straight up.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact.
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25OK, ready?
26:26Tuck-a-tun-tun-tuck-a-tun-tun-tuck-a-tun-tun-tuck-a-tun-tun-tun-tuck-a-tun
26:30-tun-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say less.
26:32That's me on the deck, please.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing birds that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's a downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my God, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So, platypus.
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood, or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz.
27:53I'm just going to stick with it.
27:54I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today, we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one,
28:04but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just, like, choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, don't I like.
28:17We're literally book club, guys.
28:20Yeah, you're not out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:30Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:31Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:32Oh, that's what we're doing.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Young girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm, like,
28:39I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm, like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hard-arm
28:45they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:48So I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie,
29:00don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are technopants.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature's really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser,
29:46but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down,
29:54I'm going to have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, Ben.
30:07You come on, right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a...
30:45But...
30:45Can you do that?
30:47Oh, my God.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They'll just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:58A man.
30:58A man.
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:12Oh.
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19AHH!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It's literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that.
31:41Get it off me.
31:42AHH!
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03What?
32:03It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27We'll find it.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38AHH!
32:38I'm going to.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, my God.
33:01Oh, my God.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44I'm leaving.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
33:51Oh, yes, sir.
33:51Oh, yes, sir.
33:52Oh, yes, sir.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Oh, which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:31It's fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her singing a shit?
34:44I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I'd.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:53LAUGHTER
34:53We do reenact them.
34:57LAUGHTER
34:58LAUGHTER
35:00Right, let's see it.
35:01Let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you...
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real ass, eh?
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting, didn't nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:14I'm going to sing
35:23I'm going to sing
35:24Right ready
35:25Right okay
35:27I'm going to sing
35:33This is like year 11 drama
35:37Oh no you saw this one
35:39Right go go go
35:41Which one of the others has done that shit
35:46And then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47It wasn't me
35:48Well that's fucking one of yours
35:51Disgustan
35:54Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh
36:01No
36:02I don't
36:03Ready go
36:07Do you know what I mean
36:08I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think they can't put it
36:12What was so funny
36:13Yeah Yasmin that's so funny if you ask me
36:15It's disgusting
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37:56Everyone say cheese
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14Like that big ledge
38:16Behind you yas
38:19It's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22You just put your hand on the
38:25Alright listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off
38:36At last a talent that Opie hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that Aiden what a melt
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bites
38:54That looks good
38:55That looks good
38:55Boy and Ramsey
38:56Don't it doesn't it smells good too don't it
38:57Is this mine but it's yours?
38:59You right
39:02Are you joking me?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09It's just been rubbed?
39:11It's just been rubbed mate
39:12I know it's alright make another one
39:15Oh it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy
39:18It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan babe
39:22Don't moan babe
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aiden it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30Oh my god
39:32Is it Sam's age?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted
39:43That is so good
39:44That is so good
39:44That is so good
39:44That is so good
39:44That is so good
39:44I've got full on shivers
39:48Do you want to have light?
39:49I would
39:50Do you want to have light?
39:50She would
39:51Yes she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world
40:05Oh my god
40:07Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mom
40:13Well this is a Love Island first
40:14A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:30Islanders Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36No I don't think it's funny you know
40:38Well that's what you were wrong Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:41First everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Alien Samraj it's not over yet
40:55A second chance is coming
40:57Is this a joke?
40:57It is a joke Samraj I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:18Nice
41:18Lovely innit
41:19Sorry what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan
41:21You have a K it's different innit
41:23Oh
41:23Cavan
41:24Cavan yeah
41:24That sounds horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from you got me with an accent
41:27Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:30No
41:31No
41:31Scottish
41:32Yeah
41:33Fifty fifty
41:34I was going to say close enough but it's miles up
41:37Done this before
41:38I'm a model darling
41:39I'm used to the cameras
41:39Make sure you get my good side okay
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:44Cheers
41:45Indeed
41:46Sorry
41:47I just pulled away
41:50Yeah I need to put this down
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing
41:52I should have got that bow to this down
41:54Because I'm splitting that down all night
41:55It's okay there's a fly
41:57Yeah I was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59Yeah dude look cheers
42:01Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on
42:02Let's go
42:03Let's go
42:03Oh
42:03Oh
42:04It's fine
42:08Pffft
42:09You just like
42:10It's in my head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Beach Up Bonanza
42:22I asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:25Party tricks?
42:27I dunno
42:28I could do the moonwalk
42:34Mate that was shit to be fair
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks
42:39Which I'm going to show you guys
42:41Because the world needs to see it
42:52Ta daa
42:58I think I've got one
43:01Two legs up and a little like this
43:03Make it rain
43:05So this one bed's a lot worse than this one
43:08But this one's pure minging
43:14Tense my abs
43:14I think having abs is the party trick so
43:26Maybe
43:27I don't know
43:27I don't know
43:33Oops
43:33It goes like this
43:39About happiness
43:40It's bad
43:40Don't you see this guy
43:41genius
43:44You need a sort of
43:47You know
43:48What do you think?
43:51Hearing
43:51Yes
43:51She has
43:51To my
43:51Like
43:54Look at one
43:56They are
43:59siebie
43:59They are
44:00I think we're lactate
44:07I'm sorry. Is it all right? Is that one all right? Should I do it again? Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up in Canada!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com. Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits. Me, no!
44:44It's that time again.
44:47100% they're going to use that shit. Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop. It wasn't anything else.
44:55It was a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks. See you next time. Bye!
45:02Wow!
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