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00:20Thank you everybody for being here. Have a great evening.
00:23Oh, I cannot believe this heat wave. It's 2 a.m. How can it be so hot when there's no
00:29sun?
00:30Tell me about it. The Cranberries are playing an animal rights benefit here on Saturday, and it's gonna be a
00:34million degrees in here.
00:37Uh, Phoebe? You keep making like you're on Richie Diaries, and I'm gonna have to bust out a can of
00:43man repellent.
00:44I can't help it. All right, people, move along. Nothing to see here. Go on.
00:51Goodness. Am I gonna have to hose you down?
00:53It's not my fault. I am in a highly excited state right now. Not that I'd mind being hosed down
01:00with water.
01:00I feel like I'm on fire. Feel my forehead.
01:03Phoebe, you're burning up.
01:05I know. Tell me about it.
01:06Something's happening to me, Piper. Something really freaky.
01:10Sweetie, um, I think you need to call a doctor.
01:12But I don't feel sick. I just... I feel... I feel hot. Aroused.
01:22Oh. Yeah.
01:26Um, I've been having this dream, Piper.
01:30This... sex dream. And it's not like I haven't dreamt about sex before, because I have, you know,
01:35but this is... this is different. This feels real. Swank, penthouse, love den, candles, satin sheets.
01:44Okey-dokey, I get the point.
01:46But every night, it's with a different man, telling me that I'm irresistible.
01:51And then we... Well, let's just say we could win the gold medal in the Hugh Hefner Olympics.
01:59And this is a bad thing?
02:01No, it's a good thing. It's a... it's a very good thing until I kill them.
02:05That's how your dream ends? You kill the guy? Each and every night, Piper.
02:10I told you something is wrong with me.
02:12There's nothing wrong with you. It's a dream. A metaphor for extreme sexual frustration.
02:18Trust me. I should know.
02:20Oh, good. We're decoding men.
02:24Piper, what are you doing here?
02:25I'll tell you what I'm not doing. I am not lighting candles.
02:28I'm not getting a back rub, and I'm not running a hot bubble bath for two.
02:31Hmm. Things didn't go well with Alan?
02:33Well, see, that's the thing. I'm not really sure.
02:35I mean, third date, hot night, romantic dinner,
02:38and then he drops me off with barely even a kiss goodnight. I'm a little confused.
02:42Well, that's not necessarily an official rejection.
02:45I mean, when they say, I'll call you, that's the kiss of death.
02:48Maybe he just got nervous.
02:49Yeah, or maybe he's just not interested.
02:52I mean, I gave out all the signals for him to move forward, and he ran away.
02:57Men don't just run away when you give them all the signals, right?
03:00So what gives?
03:01Okay, that's enough talk about men.
03:03For me, I need to go home and take a long cold shower and have a good night's sleep, I
03:07hope.
03:09Sweet dreams. Don't kill anyone.
03:13Don't ask.
03:27I can't believe we're doing this.
03:30You've got to be the most beautiful woman I've ever laid eyes on.
03:39Either I'm dreaming or I'm falling in love.
03:44Oh man, I am definitely falling in love.
03:50Where have you been my entire life?
03:54You are irresistible.
03:56Where have you been my entire life?
04:07Where have you been my entire life?
04:16Where have you been my entire life?
04:22I am human and I need to be loved Just like everybody else does
04:38See, I've already waited too long And all my hope is good
04:58Why can't you stay here while I'm staring at me?
05:15Oh, all the promises we made All the meaning Al I say, empty words are
05:25very-very-ve all the promises we broke All the meaning Al I say, empty words are
05:40Oh, oh, oh!
05:52Alan, hi.
05:53Hi.
05:54Yeah, it's hot, huh?
05:55Bad day for the A.C. to be on the fritz.
05:57Yeah, bad day.
05:58Uh, listen, Alan.
05:59Hey, Davis, can you go to the elevator, please?
06:01Thanks.
06:02Sorry.
06:03I'm, uh, late for a meeting.
06:04Okay, um, Alan, just out of curiosity,
06:06did something happen on our date last night to upset you?
06:10Or something?
06:12Upset.
06:12No, no, not at all.
06:14Actually, I had a great time.
06:16Should do it again.
06:18I'll call you.
06:24The kiss of death.
06:25Speaking of deadly kisses, I need to speak to your proof.
06:28Sure, Daryl.
06:31Everything okay?
06:33You know, you're a guy.
06:35Maybe you can explain this to me.
06:36Why is it that one moment guys are sending out all the signals,
06:38and then the next thing, just turn them off like a switch?
06:41What do you men want, anyway?
06:45Well, it's nice to see that while romance may be dead,
06:48chivalry isn't.
06:51So, what's up, Morris?
06:54Four men have been killed over the last four nights
06:56ever since this heat wave started.
06:59I think the murders are going to continue,
07:01but I don't have any suspects.
07:02Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:06Look, you and I have got this game we play, right?
07:09You know that I know you've got a secret.
07:12You also know I don't want to know what it is.
07:17But if in any way it can help stop this...
07:20Oh, my God.
07:26What happened to them?
07:28Severe cerebral trauma.
07:30Although the medical examiner can't figure out exactly how,
07:33he also can't figure out how each of the men
07:35were drained of all their testosterone.
07:38Not something you find every day.
07:41I need help on this one, Prue.
07:43The kind of help I think only you can provide.
07:47Do the victims have anything else in common?
07:50They were each members of a dating service called Fine Romance.
07:53I've already got the place staked out,
07:54but they've got too many clients for me to watch
07:56and too many potential suspects for me to track.
07:58If the pattern continues, somebody's going to die tonight.
08:02I know it, and I can't stop it.
08:04I'll say what I can do.
08:06I don't want you to get hurt.
08:08Find out what you can, slip it to me.
08:13The brass has watched me on this one.
08:15This can't turn out to be another unexplained case.
08:28I'm telling you, Piper, last night's dream was no dream.
08:31Or a premonition, even.
08:33It was real.
08:35I felt it.
08:36I was...
08:38I was so turned on.
08:39And then...
08:42And then...
08:43And then...
08:43I killed him.
08:45Phoebe, you didn't kill anyone.
08:47I could feel his body shake uncontrollably beneath mine.
08:50Okay, now you're making me sick.
08:52How do you think I feel?
08:53I'm living it.
08:54I could still taste his blood.
08:56Okay.
08:58Is anybody home?
08:59In here.
09:02It's not lunch yet.
09:03What are you doing home?
09:04Morris came to visit.
09:07Phoebe, are you okay?
09:08I'm so hot.
09:10Yeah.
09:12100.5 degrees hot.
09:14But she won't go see a doctor.
09:17What did, uh...
09:18Morris want?
09:19Help.
09:22Oh.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:30It's the guys.
09:31All of them.
09:32Phoebe, you were dreaming.
09:34Of each and every one of the victims?
09:36I don't think so.
09:38I could see them through my own eyes.
09:41Feel every touch, smell every smell.
09:44How long have you had this feeling?
09:46The last four nights.
09:48Since the murders began.
09:51Coincidence?
09:52I think not.
09:53Well, maybe your powers are growing.
09:55Maybe you can get premonitions in your sleep now.
09:57Or maybe you're just psychically linked to the demon on its wavelength or something.
10:01Or maybe I'm the killer.
10:04Come on, you guys.
10:05It's not like there's no precedent.
10:07I mean, Piper turned into a werewolf once, remember?
10:10A wendigo.
10:11Whatever.
10:12Look, if you are psychically connected, then maybe you can go to the dating service,
10:16touch some of the tapes of the potential suspects, see if you can get a psychic flash.
10:19It's worth a shot, then I'll stay here and see if I can find anything in the Book of Shadows.
10:23I'm sorry, wait a minute.
10:25I tell you that maybe I'm some kind of man-killing demon and you want me to go to Bachelor
10:30Central?
10:31Phoebe, we have to do something.
10:32Otherwise, someone else is going to die tonight.
10:50Oh, man, look at the racks on those babes, huh?
10:53Just do your job, Smith, okay?
10:55I am doing my job, Morris.
10:57I guess I'm taking pictures of potential suspects.
11:00If you ask me, those two suspects got a lot of potential.
11:07Hi, welcome to Fine Romance.
11:09I'm Darla.
11:10How can I help you?
11:11My sister Prue would like to sign up.
11:13I would.
11:13Yes, you would.
11:14While I look around.
11:15Right?
11:16Well, Prue, today is your lucky day because we are running a special.
11:20One year, unlimited access to our internet and video library with a money-back guarantee for only $3,500.
11:27$3,500?
11:28Okay, I could buy a man for that.
11:31Oh, I can always tell the frustrated ones.
11:33You've been having man trouble lately, haven't you?
11:43Oh, oh!
11:44I'm sorry.
11:45I'm so sorry.
11:46I'm sorry.
11:46I didn't see you.
11:49Oh, it's not a problem.
11:51It's not a problem at all.
11:54Uh, uh, do you work here?
11:57Oh, no.
11:58Actually, I just, um, just signed up.
12:01Really?
12:02Yeah.
12:03I mean, it's just that you don't seem like the type that needs help finding a date.
12:08Ditto.
12:08Oh, um, I'm Owen.
12:13Owen Grant.
12:14Phoebe.
12:23Uh, uh, I have to, I have to go.
12:26Okay?
12:27I'm, I'm sorry.
12:28Excuse me.
12:28But, Phoebe.
12:29Sorry.
12:32Congratulations, Prue.
12:33Your days of having trouble with men are over.
12:36See you at tonight's mixer.
12:38Okay.
12:39You know, for your information, I do not have man troubles.
12:42Okay, financial ones now, yes.
12:44But definitely not any man troubles.
12:46We're out of here.
12:46Okay?
12:46She, you know.
12:47Okay, it's okay.
12:48It's all right.
12:48I don't, honestly.
12:49Tell her.
12:50She doesn't.
13:02Piper.
13:05You're back.
13:07Did you find anything in the book?
13:08The book?
13:10Or were you too busy looking at something else?
13:13I, I was looking.
13:15You should see what I found.
13:16Oh, I see what you found, all right.
13:20Great tan, nice body.
13:24When a witch renounces all human emotion and makes a pact with darkness to protect herself
13:29from heartbreak, she becomes a succubus, a sexual predator.
13:33Let me see that.
13:35She seeks out powerful men who become helpless against her magic, then feeds on their testosterone
13:41with her razor-sharp tongue.
13:43So this monster is an evil, sexually charged witch?
13:47Yeah, but it's not you, Phoebe, because you didn't make a pact with darkness, right?
13:51As far as we know, you don't have a razor-sharp tongue.
13:55Here's a spell to attract the succubus and destroy it with fire.
13:58A flaming death for yours truly?
14:00I don't think so.
14:01Well, we have to catch this thing, right?
14:04So what if I cast a spell to attract it, and if it turns out to be you who's attracted
14:08to me, then Piper will freeze the room, and we'll go from there.
14:11Fair enough?
14:25By the forces of heaven and hell, draw to us as a woman fell.
14:29Wren from her foul desire that she may perish as a moth to fire.
14:39See?
14:40I knew it wasn't you.
14:42I didn't burn.
14:43I'm okay.
14:44I'm not.
14:49Oh!
14:51Oh my God!
14:55I don't believe it.
15:00We have a new problem.
15:12Prue, please come out.
15:14Not until you reverse the spell.
15:16Come on, it's been over an hour already.
15:20Do you think she's touching herself?
15:22The book doesn't say anything about a reversal.
15:25Maybe you're supposed to stay a man until you attract the succubus.
15:28Well, I'm not going anywhere.
15:30See?
15:33You don't really have a choice.
15:35I'm thinking we need to get you to the dating service, since that's where the succubus picks
15:40her victims.
15:41That is actually a really good idea.
15:43She can...
15:44He can sign up like the rest of the guys.
15:46I'm not signing up for anything.
15:50Lives are at stake, Prue.
15:51Innocent men are going to die.
15:55Well, you're sisters, Prue.
15:56You don't have to be embarrassed.
15:58We're not going to laugh.
16:01How can I save anyone?
16:06Okay, I look ridiculous.
16:09I'm wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriend's pile.
16:12I have hair in strange places.
16:15And I have a penis.
16:18This is so not funny.
16:21What's the matter with you?
16:22I'm sorry.
16:23I couldn't help it.
16:27Prue, you don't actually have to date anyone.
16:30All you have to do is make yourself seen and available.
16:33You know, Prue, the sooner you trap the succubus, the sooner you'll become a woman again.
16:40It's easier said than done.
16:45Okay, confidence.
16:47The walk, the talk, the handshake.
16:48It's all about confidence.
16:50Sports.
16:50Men like sports.
16:51And sincerity, that's key.
16:53But what really makes a man is the clothes he wears, the car he drives, and the money he earns.
16:57According to Cosmo.
16:58Okay, helping.
16:59You're supposed to be helping.
17:00Okay, let's work on your walk.
17:02All you have to do is visualize a man that you admire and then emulate him.
17:05You know, the walk will follow.
17:07A man that I admire?
17:08All right, I got that.
17:09Okay.
17:16The man you admire is Richard Simmons?
17:23Okay, I will get Morris' files, try to put together a list of attributes the succubus is attracted to.
17:28You two get the door.
17:30What?
17:30Well, think of it as a practice run for the dating service.
17:33Oh, oh, I know.
17:35Tom Hanks.
17:37Everybody loves Tom Hanks.
17:38Think of him.
17:39Tom Hanks.
17:40Everybody loves him.
17:42Okay.
17:47Dan!
17:47I didn't mean to interrupt, but my freezer broke, and I want to see if I can get some ice
17:53from you guys.
17:55Uh, oh, Dan, this is, this is, this is Manny.
17:59Manny Hanks.
18:01He's, um, he's my friend.
18:04Well, it's nice to meet you, Manny.
18:06Piper, come in here quick!
18:08Okay, coming.
18:09I'll be right back with that ice.
18:10Oh, wait, Manny.
18:12He's a good man.
18:15Have we met before?
18:17Piper, you look familiar.
18:19Mm.
18:21So, have you known the sisters long?
18:24I'm, uh, the brother that they never had.
18:30What happened?
18:31Uh, I just, I had another one of those hot flashes, the succubus vision.
18:37Piper, I think I really am psychically connected to that thing.
18:40I see what she sees, feel what she feels.
18:44I felt excited.
18:47Excited happy or excited aroused?
18:50Piper, she's in heat, okay?
18:51And so am I.
18:53Well, that explains why you're burning up.
18:55Your libido must be connected to the succubus.
18:58Yeah, well, it's like I have no control over...
19:05It just happened again.
19:07I saw egg sacks.
19:12Oh, my God.
19:13I think she's pregnant.
19:15We're ready to hatch.
19:16You mean there's gonna be a whole brood of them killing men?
19:18Unless we stop her, I think that's exactly her plan.
19:23So Piper isn't seen in one.
19:28No, not really.
19:29And Piper is seen in someone.
19:32No.
19:34Not really.
19:38I would just hate to see her with a guy who, oh, let's say on the third date just runs
19:43away.
19:43Don't you just hate men like that?
19:46I don't know any men like that.
19:51Oh, how about those Niners?
19:55Okay, here's your ice.
19:57Oh, thanks.
19:58Oh, you're welcome.
19:59Okay, bye-bye.
20:01Take care.
20:02Tell Jenny we said hi, okay?
20:04Okay.
20:05All right.
20:05Good.
20:08So?
20:09Oh, we're in big trouble.
20:11Huge.
20:15You know, I think that it's the smaller things.
20:17that I look for in a relationship, you know, like listening to your partner, kindness, respect.
20:26I mean, as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing sexier or nothing hotter than someone who respects
20:32him, herself.
20:36Because, you know, if she respects herself, then she respects others.
20:42Can I just say that you are really in touch with your feminine side?
20:48You have no idea.
20:52His name is Owen.
20:53He signed up earlier today.
20:55Hmm.
20:56Dr. Owen Grant?
20:57Doctor?
20:58Hmm.
20:59Yeah, I guess that's him.
21:01Do you have any way I can get in touch with him?
21:02It's really important.
21:03Well, you could join for $3,500 and view his tape.
21:06Uh, uh-huh.
21:08Hmm.
21:10Hmm.
21:14Oh, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.
21:17I do not believe it.
21:20What?
21:21Looks like neighbor Dan signed up, Dan.
21:24Interested?
21:32Let's go.
21:39Boy, a guy could do some serious damage in there, you know?
21:42Just drop all the pretense and go a little caveman.
21:46Really something.
21:47You know that, Smith?
21:48I know it.
21:49That's what the ladies tell me.
21:51Yeah.
21:54It's boiling.
21:55Yeah, it is.
21:56I think I'll do a little investigating and see.
21:58Whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:58No.
21:59You're not going anywhere.
22:00Come on.
22:00It's a mixer, right?
22:01I want to go inside and mix it up.
22:06Do you think the succubus already got to Owen?
22:08I mean, what if we're too late?
22:09You would have had a psychic flash if we were,
22:11and since you haven't, we're not.
22:13Oh, there he is.
22:16Hey.
22:17You know, maybe I should take him back to the manor
22:20to keep him safe.
22:22You and him?
22:23At the manor?
22:24Alone?
22:24Well, I'm just going to talk with him.
22:26Well, you can just talk with him here.
22:28I'm going to go back to the video area
22:29and check up on the crew.
22:31Mm-hmm.
22:32Don't forget Dan's tape.
22:38Hi.
22:39Nice to meet you, too.
22:42Hi.
22:43Hi.
22:45So what you're saying is my video will now be available
22:47to all of your clients.
22:49So what with Internet access,
22:50I should be able to meet women as soon as one.
22:52Mr. Hanks, something tells me
22:54that you could be dating as soon as tomorrow.
22:56This is one great tape.
23:01I'm sorry.
23:01I just, I can't do this.
23:04Oh, come on.
23:05Your sister paid for this, Mr. Gordon.
23:07You can do it.
23:08No, this just isn't me.
23:10Give it a try.
23:11Just speak from your heart.
23:13What do you look for in a woman?
23:14What do I look for?
23:18I don't know.
23:18I'm old-fashioned, I guess.
23:19I, I look for the girl next door.
23:25Someone with a good heart.
23:26Good personality and looks to match.
23:29The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning,
23:34I wait just a little bit.
23:38Until she leaves for work, too.
23:42Just to catch a glimpse of that long, dark hair.
23:46That great smile.
23:49Hoping that maybe
23:51one day she'll notice that I'm watching.
23:54That she'll smile back at me.
24:04Do you, um,
24:06do you want to get out of here
24:07and take a walk or something?
24:09Uh, I, I, I would, I would,
24:12I would love to, really, but, but I can't.
24:15You can't?
24:16Why not?
24:17Uh, it's, it's hard,
24:19I, I mean, to, to explain, you know.
24:22Is it really hot in here?
24:24You know what?
24:25I'm going to get you something to drink.
24:26I'll be right back.
24:27Okay.
24:28Cheers.
24:38Oh, no.
24:40She's here.
24:42Piper!
24:43Hey, what's going on?
24:44Are you okay?
24:45Yeah, we need to get out of here fast, okay?
24:46Follow me.
24:47Um, if you could just stand here for a minute
24:50and just stay in my sight, okay?
24:52Okay.
24:53Okay.
24:53Uh,
24:56she's here, I felt her.
24:57What?
24:57Where is she?
24:58I don't know, but she's in the room somewhere.
25:00She could be after Owen.
25:01Well, well, then get him out of here.
25:03Fast!
25:03Okay.
25:04No, no, no, no, where are you going there, honey?
25:06Uh, excuse me.
25:07No, no, no, no, I'd like to have a little talk with you,
25:09huh?
25:09In private.
25:16What the hell's the matter with you, Smith?
25:18Let her go.
25:20Manny, it's Owen.
25:22Take him out.
25:22Fast!
25:27What are you doing?
25:29You, you're...
25:30How the worse?
25:31Hey, hey, that's enough, all right?
25:32You're under arrest!
25:36That's it.
25:37You're under arrest, pal.
25:38Give it...
25:38Cut the Owen, Smith.
25:44This is...
25:45This is bad.
25:46This is really bad.
25:51It's getting worse.
25:53Huh?
25:54The succubus isn't attracted to Owen anymore.
25:57She's attracted to Pearl.
25:59Perfect.
26:09You want me to release him?
26:11Your friend punched a cop.
26:13Four men have died in the last four nights,
26:16but none so far tonight.
26:17Why do you think that is?
26:18Because of Manny, that's why.
26:20And if he stays in jail,
26:21another innocent man might get killed.
26:24I suppose you want me to release this, uh...
26:27This Dr. Owen Grant, too, huh?
26:28Uh, no.
26:30Actually, he's still a potential victim.
26:32As long as he's here, he's safe.
26:33You can't let him out.
26:39This is going to bite me in the ass.
26:42I know it is.
26:51You know, I'm surprised we men ever get anything done.
26:54You know, all I seem to think about is sex.
26:56It's...
26:56Like it's nonstop really debilitating.
26:59Mm.
27:00Tell me about it.
27:01Hey, did you fix the air conditioning?
27:03Yeah, I just had to clean the filter.
27:05Air flow clog must have thrown the breaker.
27:08Mm.
27:10Guess who that was?
27:12Alan, from Buckland's.
27:14Alan, wait, he actually called?
27:15Yeah, and he wants to go out with you again.
27:17So much for our rejection theory.
27:19Well, what did you tell him?
27:21I went out on a limb and told him you were feeling a bit hormonal.
27:24Mm-hmm.
27:25102.5 degrees.
27:28Probably normal for a succubus.
27:30But not so good for you.
27:31I really think you should call a doctor.
27:33Piper, there's nothing that he can do.
27:35It's the connection with the succubus.
27:37It's getting stronger, probably because she missed her nightly feeding.
27:41She didn't get Ellen or Prue.
27:43She needs to kill.
27:44I can feel it.
27:46Okay, what are we gonna do?
27:47All right, I got a plan.
27:49The dating service call.
27:50Turns out my video broke some count of house record.
27:5220 hits this morning.
27:54One of them might be the succubus, so I lined up dates with all of them.
27:57What?
27:58Yep, at your club tonight, starting at 6.
28:00Oh, no, no, no, not tonight.
28:02The Cranberries are coming in for a sound check before the benefit tomorrow.
28:04I can't risk scaring them away.
28:06Oh, that's no problem.
28:07I'll just nail the succubus before they get there.
28:09Oh, you're gonna nail her, are you?
28:12Okay, so this whole man thing, this sort of short-circuits the old,
28:15maybe-I-should-consult-my-sister's wiring now, doesn't it?
28:18Just step right in and take over.
28:20Didn't start happening until she sucker-punched Owen.
28:23Well, you had a problem.
28:24I fixed it.
28:25Oh, you bet your butt you did.
28:27You nearly broke his jaw.
28:28I saved his life.
28:31Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right?
28:33So I acted on instinct.
28:35And to tell you the truth, the moment that I hit him,
28:37I felt powerful and strong, like somehow that made me a man.
28:40You want to know how to be a real man?
28:42Look at Dan.
28:44Honest, kind, good heart.
28:46The type of guy who would risk being late to work just to make you smile.
28:50Not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is gonna change anything.
28:57She learned all that just from looking out a window.
29:06Oh, yeah.
29:07Nice body.
29:09Great tan.
29:12Awesome truck.
29:15You know, I think you really are becoming a man.
29:23Oh, man, look at that.
29:25Look at that.
29:26I can hardly even see out of that.
29:27You let him walk.
29:28Just try looking at the club for a while.
29:30As soon as we catch a purpose in it, I can have you reassign.
29:36I just hope that the succubus gets here fast because I am dying.
29:41Okay, focus on the plan.
29:44Manny lures the succubus into the alley and then I freeze her and...
29:48And then he uses his testosterone-charged powers to fend her off until she bursts into flames.
29:54I got it.
29:55Good.
30:00Um, did Manny just check out that girl's butt?
30:04Oh, God.
30:06This is starting to get weird.
30:08It's starting to get weird?
30:10Where you been?
30:14Hey.
30:14Hey.
30:15Hey.
30:21You don't recognize me, do you?
30:23No.
30:24Sorry, should I?
30:27Uh, I work at, uh, Bucklands with Prue Hellwell.
30:33Manny.
30:34Manny Hanks.
30:36Alan Stanton.
30:36Nice to meet you.
30:38So you know Prue, huh?
30:40Yeah, we go way back.
30:43Yeah, well, Prue and I actually dated.
30:45A few times.
30:48When it comes a date in women these days, I just can't figure out what they want.
30:52It's a real confusing time to be a man.
30:56I mean, like in, uh, what way?
30:58Like every way.
30:59I mean, even opening doors or pulling out chairs.
31:02Some women expect it, other women hate it.
31:04You never know which camp you're in until it's too late.
31:07Well, which camp do you think Prue's in?
31:09Prue?
31:11The good one.
31:12The one that likes it.
31:14She's cool.
31:17I have no idea.
31:18I mean, uh, you know, I bet she had no idea.
31:22Have you told her?
31:24Kidding?
31:25I'd probably scare her away if I haven't already.
31:29Where's Prue?
31:29I lost her.
31:30Him.
31:31She's over there talking at, uh...
31:34What?
31:36The succubus.
31:38She's here.
31:39I'm seeing what she's seeing.
31:40What?
31:40Where is she?
31:41She's here somewhere.
31:45She just spotted Prue.
31:49Wait.
31:50Isn't that the woman from the dating service?
31:52The one that videotaped Prue?
31:55Well, you know Prue.
31:56She's on the rebound.
31:57I don't respect her too much to force the issue.
32:01I didn't want to move too fast.
32:03Although I think about it now, maybe I went too slow and got her mad at me.
32:07Ugh.
32:08Same damn confusing rules.
32:09You know what I mean?
32:10Yeah, I'm beginning to.
32:16Yeah?
32:17Prue, she's here.
32:18Get to the alley, quick.
32:19It's Jan from the dating service.
32:20The one in the red dress.
32:22Right.
32:22On my way.
32:23Sorry, I don't gotta go.
32:28Hi, hi.
32:29Uh, Jan, right?
32:31From A Fine Romance?
32:32Yes.
32:33Have we met?
32:41It's not you.
32:50Hello, Manny.
32:55What's happening to me?
32:57You're falling in love.
32:59You want me.
33:00You need me.
33:03Tell me I'm irresistible.
33:05Tell me.
33:07You're irresistible.
33:17What happened?
33:18Why didn't you use your power?
33:19I don't know.
33:20I was trying to use it, and it wouldn't work, and then I felt like I was, uh...
33:23Impotent?
33:24You know, a little advice about men, Phoebe.
33:26When we fail at something, generally we don't like to hear that we're...
33:29Impotent?
33:30Yeah.
33:32Oh, no!
33:35Freeze!
33:35Right there!
33:37Ugh!
33:39Stop!
33:41Stop!
33:42Stop!
33:42Stop!
33:42Stop!
33:42Stop!
33:43Stop!
33:43Stop!
33:43Stop!
33:43Stop!
33:44Stop!
33:47Stop!
33:55Stop!
33:58Stop! Stop!
34:01Are you guys okay?
34:01I think so.
34:03Looks like you got your collar.
34:07Okay, how come I'm still a man?
34:16Toxicology won't be back for a week,
34:17but the preliminary blood panel did show something odd.
34:20This woman's endocrine system showed high levels of testosterone.
34:23Testosterone?
34:26How's that even possible?
34:27Won't know for certain until the autopsy,
34:29but if it turns out to be accurate,
34:31you've definitely got the killer you've been looking for.
34:33I'll tell you, there's something really weird about this.
34:36It's a real shame she's a babe.
34:54Ooh.
34:56What?
35:08I don't understand.
35:09It says to attract and destroy the succubus.
35:13She will come to us and burst into flames.
35:16Yeah, well, it came all right, but it certainly didn't burst.
35:20And worse, I'm still a man.
35:22What I don't understand is why wasn't I able to use my power?
35:26I don't know.
35:33You know, men are just as afraid of being rejected as women are.
35:36Trust me.
35:37I mean, that's probably why Dan hasn't asked your eyes,
35:39afraid he'll say no.
35:41Like he'd know.
35:43Do you?
35:44I'm a guy, aren't I?
35:47You guys, the succubus.
35:49She's still alive.
35:50I felt her kill again.
35:51Oh, no.
35:52Why wasn't I able to destroy her?
35:54We can still finish this.
35:55How?
35:57I mean, she knocked me out, guys.
35:59I mean, really, it was like I was in a trance.
36:02I was weak in the knees.
36:03And for a moment, I felt her need not to be rejected,
36:06as though it would devastate her.
36:08Great.
36:08We're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.
36:11Yeah, well, we gotta be missing something.
36:12You two keep looking.
36:13I gotta go take a leak.
36:15All right, well, don't forget to put the seat back down.
36:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:20Anything there?
36:22No.
36:23Nothing at all.
36:27Baby.
36:31She's here.
36:34Sucky, but she's in the house.
36:37Prue!
36:39Prue!
36:40Where'd she go?
36:45I watched your tape.
36:48Over and over again.
36:51The things you said, I...
36:55You can't resist me.
37:00We have to find Prue, Phoebe, or she's dead.
37:05I'm connected again.
37:08I'm seeing Prue. She's alive.
37:09Okay, where is she?
37:11The same place the other victims were,
37:13but I don't know where that is.
37:15God, I'm gonna watch her kill Prue,
37:17and there's nothing I can do about it.
37:18Wait.
37:19Listen to me.
37:19I have an idea.
37:21If you're connected to the succubus,
37:22then the succubus is connected to you, right?
37:25What are you talking about?
37:26You have to reverse the psychic connection.
37:28You have to use your power to project back to the succubus
37:31to help Prue resist her.
37:32What's the succubus saying?
37:34Tell me you want me.
37:38I want your woman.
37:39She wants Prue to want her.
37:41Okay.
37:42Talk through the succubus.
37:43Tell Prue that she doesn't want her.
37:45She'll never want her.
37:46Tell her.
37:47Tell me you need me.
37:49I need you.
37:50Talk to Prue like she's right in front of you, Phoebe.
37:53Um, tell her that she's not a man, she's a woman.
37:56Tell me.
37:57You're not a man.
37:58You're a woman.
37:59You're a woman.
38:00I'm a woman.
38:01What?
38:02You can resist Prue?
38:04Only a man has powers against me?
38:06I can resist you.
38:08In fact, I'm rejecting you.
38:11What?
38:11You can't resist me.
38:13I'm irresistible.
38:15Not to me.
38:15You're not...
38:16You dick!
38:30No.
38:38No.
38:41No.
38:42Mm.
38:43Are you okay?
38:45I'm fine.
38:47And so is Prue.
38:49What about the succubus?
38:50She's dead.
39:03Oh, well, well, and I thought the heat wave was over.
39:07Yeah, Prue, you look hot.
39:08Yeah, I'm just grateful to be back in heels.
39:10Well, let me see.
39:11Oh, yeah, you definitely have that walk down.
39:14Well, we'll see if Alan agrees with that.
39:16Oh, Alan, I thought you thought he wasn't interested.
39:18Yeah, I was wrong.
39:19Just a little gender confusion.
39:21Looks like you learned a few things about being a woman by being a man.
39:24Actually, I did.
39:26I mean, we're different.
39:27Which I'm glad about that, but we're all so similar in many ways.
39:30You know, we all feel the same emotions.
39:33It's just that if we don't communicate honestly,
39:35then we read between the lines and tend to get everything screwed up.
39:38And sometimes it's just up to us to open the door first, take a chance.
39:43Oh, you finally called him home.
39:46I got some good advice from the brother I never had.
39:48Excuse me.
39:49You're welcome.
39:51So what about you, Pheebs?
39:53Me?
39:53I, uh, I actually have an appointment with a doctor.
39:59I've been dying to see.
40:01I'm still running a little bit hot.
40:04You see that?
40:04He winked at you.
40:05Folks, it's a real pleasure for me to introduce,
40:08and a one-night-only benefit for the Animal Rights Fund,
40:11the Cranberries.
40:25There was a game we used to play.
40:29We would hit the town on Friday night
40:32Stand by the door until Sunday
40:35We used to be so free
40:38We were living for the love we had
40:42Living not for reality
40:44Just my imagination
40:46Just my imagination
40:49Glad you could make it.
40:51Are you kidding? I'm just glad you called.
40:53The truth is, I've been wanting to call you for some time now.
40:57Really? I never would have guessed.
41:00Good morning, Vance. Sure.
41:16Alan, hey. Good to see you.
41:18I'm glad you called back, Prune.
41:20I have to admit that I didn't think you would.
41:22Well, I wasn't willing to at first,
41:25but then I met this really nice guy
41:27and he encouraged me to go ahead.
41:29Yeah? Well, who is it?
41:31I want to thank him.
41:32Oh.
41:33Oh. Oh, thank you.
41:35Grab berries.
41:37Let's go.
41:37Always kept my faith in love
41:39It's the greatest thing from the man above
41:42The game I used to play
41:45I've always put my cards upon the table
41:49Never be said that I'd be unfable
41:51Just my imagination
41:53Just my imagination
41:55Just my imagination
41:57It was
42:00Just my imagination
42:02Just my imagination
42:05Just my imagination
42:07Just my imagination
42:09It was
42:16Yeah!
42:17Yeah!
42:20There is a game I like to play
42:23I'd like to hit the town on Friday night
42:27And stay in bed all
42:28Till someday
42:29We'll always be this free
42:32We will be living for the love we have
42:36Living not for reality
42:39It's not my imagination
42:41It's not my imagination
42:43Yeah!
42:45Yeah!
42:46Yeah!
42:47Yeah!
42:47Yeah!
42:48Yeah!
42:49Yeah!
42:49Yeah!
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43:12Yeah!
43:16Yeah!
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