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Deli Boys S02E04-6
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00:00:04Who's the enemy here?!
00:00:07I'm a fucking enemy!
00:00:11I'm a fucking enemy!
00:00:18Your enemy!
00:00:19It's my enemy!
00:00:20I'm a fucking enemy!
00:00:20It's my enemy's enemy!
00:00:24Tha'a'a'a me never seen him.
00:00:26Even the enemy!
00:00:27Oooo...
00:00:28No!
00:00:30No!
00:00:33No!
00:00:42No!
00:00:44No!
00:00:46No!
00:00:48No!
00:00:50That doom here?
00:00:53No!
00:00:54No!
00:01:09Okay, okay, okay. It was barely a betrayal.
00:01:11That second one was a dream, like a Bollywood dream.
00:01:13That doesn't even count.
00:01:14Dreams are just the future and flashbacks.
00:01:16Okay, look. You're my priority. I'm not gonna let you go to jail.
00:01:19I'm your priority? Ha, that's rich.
00:01:24Reza!
00:01:24What's up, buddy?
00:01:25How are you? You need the down payment today.
00:01:28There's a lunch?
00:01:29With other board members?
00:01:31Hey, buddy, I gotta go. I'll call you back.
00:01:33See? I'm all in.
00:01:34I'll believe it when I see you. Dude, my trial is in less than two weeks.
00:01:37I'm gonna go to jail, Mir.
00:01:38Tick-tock, dude. Okay, okay, I got it.
00:01:40All right, all we have to do is find out who really killed Emmet
00:01:43and then you'll be good. Right? We just gotta keep searching.
00:01:45Oh, do you still have that kill Emmet map?
00:01:47You know, like your murder vision board.
00:01:49Do I still have it? Yeah, like the one with the yarn.
00:01:52It's on the dining table.
00:01:53Oh.
00:01:55Oh, my God. I'm actually pretty impressed.
00:01:58We have some, uh, violent reverse poetry.
00:02:01Yeah, they call me the roomie of vengeance.
00:02:03I bet they do.
00:02:05What'd you find in Emmet's work locker?
00:02:07What the fuck is a work locker?
00:02:10Oh, God!
00:02:11Smell!
00:02:13All right.
00:02:13Some male pattern baldness shit he's clearly never used.
00:02:16Oh, surprising amount of Viagra.
00:02:17Um, oh, what's this?
00:02:20All right.
00:02:22A bunch of photos of him and Ellie?
00:02:24Eagles game.
00:02:24Eagles game.
00:02:25Just the two of them?
00:02:27Gatsby themed party.
00:02:28Historic tour of the Titanic.
00:02:29Titanic.
00:02:30Do you think they were banging?
00:02:32Oh, you know what?
00:02:33So Bear told me that Emmet and Ellie are tight.
00:02:35God, drugs have really fried your brain.
00:02:37We gotta go, see what Ellie knows.
00:02:38Why don't we just call him?
00:02:39Right.
00:02:40Of course.
00:02:41Like all great detectives.
00:02:42Matlock would call ahead of time and be like,
00:02:44Hey, just check it in.
00:02:45I'm gonna interrogate you.
00:02:46You don't watch Mala.
00:02:47Yes, I do.
00:02:47I watch everything Kathy Bates does.
00:02:49She's a national treasure.
00:02:50Okay, whatever.
00:02:51Call Lucky, let her know.
00:02:51I don't need to call mommy every time I have a problem.
00:02:53I'm a grown ass man.
00:02:55What is wrong with you today?
00:02:56I've called her five times since she sent me the voicemail.
00:02:59Thanks for coming here with me.
00:03:01This really helps me when I'm in a funk.
00:03:02Oh, I'm excited.
00:03:04I've never really done acupuncture.
00:03:05You think it's gonna help with the shooting pain I have when I do this?
00:03:08Okay, but Lucky, here's the thing.
00:03:10This isn't really my acupuncturist.
00:03:14This is couples therapy.
00:03:17Therapy?
00:03:18I'm out.
00:03:19No, wait.
00:03:20Just stay.
00:03:20I don't want to be stabbed.
00:03:21Just try it out.
00:03:21I want this to work.
00:03:23This is gonna help us be really honest with each other.
00:03:26Just don't say who we are, what we do, or who we work with.
00:03:28Hi, I'm Dr. Alana Iverson.
00:03:31No relation.
00:03:32That I know of, or he'll admit to.
00:03:38Please, Lucky.
00:03:44You will never fix me.
00:03:46Okay, Lucky, he's not calling me back.
00:03:47But you know what?
00:03:48We got this.
00:03:48We'll be fine.
00:03:49We can be, you know, like a duo, like Utley and Rollins or Saquon Barkley.
00:03:52The fuck me felon.
00:03:53Take it out.
00:03:54400K.
00:03:55You think the fuck me felon should post with those balloons that say 400K?
00:03:58You know those shiny ones?
00:03:59Why are you talking in the third person?
00:04:00You think I should get an agent?
00:04:01I think it'll really help me get a book deal in prison.
00:04:03You are not gonna go to prison.
00:04:04Okay, just follow my lead.
00:04:05Hit the doorbell.
00:04:06Come on.
00:04:09Mir!
00:04:09Raj!
00:04:11Chiefs, what's going on?
00:04:12Ali!
00:04:12How are you?
00:04:13We're just doing a bit of a quarterly check-in.
00:04:15Do you mind if I step in?
00:04:15Uh, maybe not right now.
00:04:17My wife is cooking, and she really doesn't like surprise guests.
00:04:20No way.
00:04:22The fuck me felon at my door?
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25You are even more gorgeous in person.
00:04:27My fairy smoke book club is gonna die over this.
00:04:29Please, come in.
00:04:30Have some drive.
00:04:31Ali, move.
00:04:32I'm definitely getting an agent.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36How are you?
00:04:36Welcome.
00:04:37Hello.
00:04:38Hello.
00:04:39Close the door.
00:04:43Oh, should've worn better socks.
00:04:45Boy, keep mine white and tight.
00:04:47Like your fruit of the looms.
00:04:48I stopped wearing those.
00:05:00Raj Dar is mocking me.
00:05:02You shouldn't have liked his post.
00:05:04The election is two weeks away, and we haven't collared my nemesis sees.
00:05:08This is panic mode, Carl.
00:05:09Got it.
00:05:10Fuck!
00:05:12Yeah, that's the energy I'm looking for.
00:05:13We need to use the arrest warrant we have for the Sugar Palace.
00:05:16It's time to tighten the screws on Lucky's boy toy.
00:05:18You think that's the best route?
00:05:19He's the weakest link, you flippin' jolly rancher.
00:05:21He laundered money for every cool kid in Philly, including his car, so we get him for money laundering and
00:05:25turn off his job.
00:05:27Haven't you seen The Departed?
00:05:28It's in my queue.
00:05:29It's Blake Lively's finest work.
00:05:31We can get into the casino by tomorrow.
00:05:32No, we need it now, Carl.
00:05:34Today.
00:05:35Panic mode.
00:05:36We need hard evidence this time.
00:05:37It's too risky to pull a frame job like the one I did on Joby Tomatoes.
00:05:41I told you about that, right?
00:05:42Many, many times, sir.
00:05:44You planted the murder weapon in the glove compartment.
00:05:46Then you contacted a cop who then did a routine traffic stop and then found...
00:05:50Oh, there's a gun!
00:05:50...the planted murder weapon.
00:05:54It's chive o'clock.
00:05:56Um, because you ordered extra chives.
00:05:57You know I'm intermittent fasting.
00:05:59I would fire you.
00:06:00But I have something very important for you to do.
00:06:05I need you to return these clothes to J.Crew.
00:06:11And don't let those fuckers stick me with a store credit this time.
00:06:14Yes, sir.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:22Please, move slower.
00:06:24I'm sorry.
00:06:26I'll bring some snacks.
00:06:30You guys want some chai?
00:06:32Oh, yeah, thanks.
00:06:33I'm good.
00:06:34All right.
00:06:36Look, Ali, you've been a very valuable asset at Darko, and we really wanna...
00:06:40You were best friends with that piece of shit Amad.
00:06:43We weren't that close.
00:06:44And why was he at your nine-year anniversary one month before he was killed?
00:06:48The Gatsby-themed party for a ninth anniversary is very weird.
00:06:51Fine, he was an asshole, but he was my asshole.
00:06:53That doesn't excuse what he did to your dad, but maybe he got what he deserved.
00:06:57We need to find Amad's real killer.
00:07:01Why would I know anything about that shit?
00:07:03Shit!
00:07:04This chai's too sweet.
00:07:09He's lying.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12Yeah.
00:07:12This chai's perfect.
00:07:17What brought you two here?
00:07:19He tricked me.
00:07:20Told me you were an acupuncturist.
00:07:22I think she has a codependent relationship with her two surrogate sons.
00:07:28Stop it, bitch!
00:07:30It's giving me the ick.
00:07:32The ick?
00:07:33You baby them.
00:07:34Raj, I'm so sorry you got arrested for murder.
00:07:37I wish I could help you.
00:07:38Murder?
00:07:39It's, um, symbolic.
00:07:41Not a murder murder, but just a murder.
00:07:43A light murdering.
00:07:46No, I need to remind you that if there is a serious threat to someone's life,
00:07:49I will need to report this, Gerald.
00:07:50Gerald?
00:07:52It's a nickname.
00:07:56Enough of this shit.
00:07:58Here's what's gonna happen.
00:08:00We're gonna talk freely and you are not going to repeat shit.
00:08:03Okay?
00:08:05All right.
00:08:05No, this is fine.
00:08:06Can we just do this another time?
00:08:08Hmm?
00:08:09We'll have you guys over.
00:08:10Just, just not, not right now.
00:08:11Not right now.
00:08:11Dude, we need to find out who killed Emma, because I didn't do it.
00:08:14Of course you didn't.
00:08:15Look, we would love to go, honestly, but we can't.
00:08:18You know?
00:08:19Because we haven't had any mid-tie yet.
00:08:21Right?
00:08:21Everyone knows my wife's sweets are mid at best.
00:08:24Mid?
00:08:25Without the rich coming from a solid four.
00:08:27Oh.
00:08:28Sit down.
00:08:29Yes, ma'am.
00:08:30Can I please talk to you in the kitchen again?
00:08:32Yeah, sure.
00:08:33Whatever.
00:08:33I'll be back.
00:08:34All right.
00:08:36I'll be waiting.
00:08:37Okay.
00:08:38All right.
00:08:40Ali's acting insanely weird.
00:08:42Okay?
00:08:42Rushing us out.
00:08:43Accepting my no about the chai?
00:08:45That's insane.
00:08:46Everyone knows it is back and forth, okay?
00:08:47I say no.
00:08:48He says I have to.
00:08:49I say no.
00:08:49He says please, please, it'll bring shame to my family.
00:08:51I say no, I can't do whole milk.
00:08:52He says no, it's please, it's no Takalu.
00:08:54And then I'm drinking 16 cups of chai.
00:08:55You thinking what I'm thinking?
00:08:57Ali's lying about it.
00:08:58What?
00:08:59What did you say?
00:08:59What are we talking about?
00:09:00Something is going on, okay?
00:09:02We can't prove it.
00:09:03Yes, we can.
00:09:04Look.
00:09:05ASS.
00:09:06Ahmed Sadiq Said.
00:09:07Holy shit.
00:09:09Yeah.
00:09:09Those are Ahmed's chappels, not Ali's.
00:09:11What do you think this means?
00:09:13Ali killed Ahmed.
00:09:22Hello.
00:09:23I have a warrant.
00:09:24What the fuck, man?
00:09:25Leave no stone unturned, boys.
00:09:27We need names and numbers.
00:09:35Is that a Herman Miller with advanced lumbar support?
00:09:37Always wanted one of those.
00:09:39We should take it for evidence.
00:09:40Well, gosh darn it, Pam.
00:09:42Now there's dice on the floor.
00:09:44Hey, boss, you better get down to the office right now.
00:09:46You know, my mom told me not to marry a Punjabi.
00:09:48I should've listened.
00:09:49Well, my mom told me not to marry a Cindy, so suck on that.
00:09:51My mom's racist too.
00:09:52This isn't a racist mom's competition, but mine's better at it anyway.
00:09:55Oh, yeah?
00:09:55Because she's a little bitch, just like you.
00:10:01Go outside before my hemorrhoid flares up.
00:10:04Gross.
00:10:04Ew.
00:10:05You really think Ali killed Ahmed?
00:10:06Yes, like 100%.
00:10:07What do we do?
00:10:09I don't know, man.
00:10:09We gotta find, like, a murder weapon or, I don't know, a list of deaths Ahmed owed
00:10:12or, like, a laptop with sensitive information.
00:10:14I don't know, man.
00:10:15I'm just spitballing.
00:10:16Fuck.
00:10:17I just need more time to search around and find something we can use.
00:10:20Okay, I'm gonna keep looking.
00:10:21You distract her with your hot bod that people like.
00:10:23How many people like it?
00:10:25400,000.
00:10:26You're fucking right.
00:10:28I'm the fuck me felon.
00:10:29Raj and Mir, they're idiots.
00:10:31Only I can say that.
00:10:33You know, why don't we just end it right here, okay?
00:10:34This is why I don't make the business in pleasure.
00:10:36I don't either, but you beguiled me.
00:10:39I put on a motorcycle jacket that I did not want to wear,
00:10:43and I knew it was gonna make me look insane.
00:10:46Talk about the ink.
00:10:47I paid a million dollars to bail Raj out for murder.
00:10:52There you go.
00:10:53That's where I wanted to be.
00:10:54Paying a million dollars.
00:10:56Sorry, I don't have the luxury of hiding them away like you do with your daughter, okay?
00:11:00It's their cocaine empire.
00:11:01I'm gonna have to advise them.
00:11:02Oh, my God.
00:11:08I am so sorry.
00:11:09Please don't kill me.
00:11:10I'm not gonna kill you.
00:11:11We need help.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:16Thanks for coming back, Dr. Iverson.
00:11:18I feel like we were really getting somewhere.
00:11:21Yeah, definitely.
00:11:23I think I'm just gonna take a Benzo if that's okay.
00:11:26Of course.
00:11:26Yeah, yeah.
00:11:28Probably gonna need three.
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:32Where were we?
00:11:33Right, cocaine empire and murder.
00:11:35Hmm.
00:11:45Ooh.
00:11:46Martisanal rosa.
00:11:47I love this shit.
00:11:50Hey, RZA.
00:11:52How are you, dude?
00:11:52Listen, can we push that lunch like later?
00:11:54We can do it like Barcelona style, okay?
00:11:55I promise I'll bring the deposit.
00:11:57Let me stop you there.
00:11:58Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:11:59Listen, I can't do a face sign right now, okay?
00:12:01But our top board member, Meredith, wants to talk to you.
00:12:05Say hi.
00:12:06Oh, hi, Meredith.
00:12:07You look stunning.
00:12:08You didn't tell me how beautiful your hair was.
00:12:10Oh, you're sweet.
00:12:11Now, are you bringing the down payment to lunch,
00:12:13or do I have to eat all of this lobster salad without you?
00:12:16You siren, you.
00:12:18I'm gonna...
00:12:18Mir.
00:12:20Mir!
00:12:20You still there?
00:12:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:22There was like an earthquake.
00:12:23It racking, you know what I mean?
00:12:24How was I supposed to know those two idiots were gonna show up?
00:12:28I'll give birth to them.
00:12:29We're good.
00:12:30Yes.
00:12:31I'll do it now.
00:12:36You're so kind.
00:12:37Not many people offered to help around here.
00:12:39Well, you shouldn't have to clean up that mess alone.
00:12:43Um, nice helping you out.
00:12:47You should probably go find your husband.
00:12:49Sometimes it's lonelier to be with someone than to be alone.
00:12:53You know?
00:12:56Uh, I'll...
00:12:57Should we take some pics?
00:12:59Yes!
00:13:01Come on, Mir.
00:13:03Just wait for my signal.
00:13:04I'll let you know when it's done.
00:13:06Shit!
00:13:07Ali!
00:13:07Where's the camera?
00:13:09What camera?
00:13:09Why do you need a camera?
00:13:10I'm gonna stay pics with Raj.
00:13:11Some of you from book club think she's hot shit
00:13:13because she has a selfie with Jay Shetty.
00:13:14Have the fuck me fell into my household.
00:13:16Oh, yeah.
00:13:17Yeah, okay.
00:13:18DSLR is probably...
00:13:19Who needs a DSLR?
00:13:20Let's go take photos outside with our camera phones
00:13:23because we all have him.
00:13:24And look at the natural light outside.
00:13:25It's so beautiful.
00:13:26Come on.
00:13:27I'll take my clothes off for you guys.
00:13:28Okay, I'm gonna go change my bra.
00:13:29Great, yeah.
00:13:30Ali, you should come too, man.
00:13:31Take the photo.
00:13:31You know, you can put oil on my body.
00:13:34It'll be great.
00:13:36But why do you want to be so protective of these baby boys?
00:13:39They didn't even come out of your...
00:13:41Their father pulled me out of a life of darkness
00:13:45and gave me a life, you know?
00:13:48You got this.
00:13:53So I vowed to always, you know, return the favor
00:13:59and protect and care for his sons no matter what.
00:14:03You know, I was the one who told them
00:14:06that their mother died as kids
00:14:07and that was heartbreaking.
00:14:10And now that their Baba's gone,
00:14:13I can't abandon them.
00:14:16Damn it!
00:14:17Oh, she is not getting out of my breakthrough.
00:14:25Here you go, kitty.
00:14:27Move! Let's go!
00:14:29What'd I miss?
00:14:31We gotta get the fuck out of here.
00:14:32I heard Ali saying he wants to kill us.
00:14:33Is that why you left me in here with Ayesha for so long?
00:14:35I'm sick of objectifying myself, dude.
00:14:37Oh, I'm sorry. Everyone wants to jack you off.
00:14:39It's tough.
00:14:40Just get a weapon, okay? We gotta go.
00:14:42Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:14:43I got that all the way in Hetherabad.
00:14:44Come on, where are you from?
00:14:45You better put your fucking hands up right now, man.
00:14:47Guys, can we talk about this?
00:14:49Hey, we tried talking to you. You lied to us!
00:14:51Step the fuck off!
00:14:53Okay, okay, you're gonna kill us now?
00:14:56Just like you killed Emmet.
00:14:57I killed Emmet?
00:14:59Oh, hell no.
00:15:00I'm not going down for Emmet.
00:15:02Ayesha, Manny John.
00:15:04Yeah?
00:15:05Tell him to put the gun down.
00:15:06We can clear my name together.
00:15:09You wanna clear your name?
00:15:10Yeah.
00:15:11Then why don't I just give you Emmet himself?
00:15:13What?
00:15:13Yeah.
00:15:14He's been hiding out in our house.
00:15:15Excuse me?
00:15:17Emmet's alive.
00:15:17What the fuck?
00:15:18Yes, okay, and he is the worst house guest ever.
00:15:21He was supposed to give us 30K to hide out for one night,
00:15:23and now he's like, I'll Venmo you.
00:15:24I'll Venmo you.
00:15:25Can we get us all of his calls on speakers?
00:15:27He runs a full wash load for one shirt,
00:15:29and he has the audacity to tell me that my food is too salty?
00:15:32Okay, then you cook, bitch!
00:15:36Hey, you pussy!
00:15:42Holy shit.
00:15:46Come on, man, he's getting away.
00:15:47Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:15:49I'm sugarhorned like a little shit.
00:15:51I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:15:54I hate you.
00:15:55I hate you more.
00:15:57Let's fuck on the counter.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:16:03Let's not go over there.
00:16:05I'm gonna take our shoes off, right?
00:16:10God.
00:16:13I'm sorry, dude. My brother needs me. Fire!
00:16:13Dude, I went to batting you.
00:16:14You hang up on us? You're failing on the down payment.
00:16:17Here, come on!
00:16:18I'm sorry, dude. My brother needs me. Fire!
00:16:32Don't play dead again!
00:16:41Check and mint.
00:16:42I got it. I got it. I got it.
00:16:44This is the best idea I've ever had.
00:16:45Gerald? You're threatened.
00:16:47Oh, my God. I'm a genius.
00:16:48Even if Mir and Raj were completely independent,
00:16:51you would hate them because Lucky loves them.
00:16:52Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you.
00:16:54You want me to give up everything, and you don't even make room for me
00:16:57on your nightstand. There is nowhere to put my sleeping gun.
00:16:59Oh, that is so wrong. She needs to feel safe.
00:17:02And you? You are hyper-capable.
00:17:06I am.
00:17:07Always worried about everyone else,
00:17:08but what do you really want?
00:17:11No one has ever asked me that before.
00:17:13That's because I'm Dr. Alana motherfucking Iverson.
00:17:17Alan was named after me,
00:17:18so tell me, what do you want?
00:17:24I want it all?
00:17:25Yeah.
00:17:26I want money.
00:17:28I want power.
00:17:31I want safety for me and mine.
00:17:35I don't want a seat at the table.
00:17:36Oh, fuck it!
00:17:37I want to own the table!
00:17:39Lucky's table!
00:17:41Whoo!
00:17:41Whoo!
00:17:42Yes!
00:17:42Two seats at Lucky's table, please.
00:17:45Those boys are holding you down, and you know it.
00:17:48We can have it all.
00:17:52Anybody else hot?
00:17:53Are you asking me to choose between you and the boys?
00:17:57No.
00:17:58I'm making you choose between what you've always wanted
00:18:01and being stuck with taking care of two grown men.
00:18:05That's the deal I'm offering.
00:18:07Take the deal, bitch.
00:18:09Take the deal, bitch.
00:18:10You know, they do need to grow up and actually start doing things on their own.
00:18:14Well, that's our time.
00:18:16Thank you so much, Dr. Iverson.
00:18:18That was very productive.
00:18:19No problem, Gerald.
00:18:20See you out there.
00:18:21Thank you, doctor.
00:18:22Yeah.
00:18:23If you say anything about this, I will kill you.
00:18:25Yeah, no.
00:18:25Took an olive.
00:18:26Okay.
00:18:26I'd love to get some more of that coke if you have any left.
00:18:29I got you a go.
00:18:33This doesn't count towards your deductible, by the way.
00:18:36I can't believe you faked your own dad.
00:18:38It was the only way I could get out.
00:18:41And thanks to my mate at the morgue for giving me a dead body I could burn as a decoy.
00:18:46Sacrificing half a toe provided enough DNA to convince those idiot cops it was me.
00:18:51A penny on you?
00:18:52Well, that was just the cherry on top.
00:18:56You're such a little bitch.
00:18:58I'm the bitch.
00:19:00A bitch with a gun is still a bitch.
00:19:03Bitch.
00:19:03Maybe I'm just a criminal mastermind, and you are a cocky little roach.
00:19:14You showed up.
00:19:15I got you.
00:19:16Tiffin' the tiffin'?
00:19:17Tiffin' the tiffin'.
00:19:19Sorry.
00:19:20Let's get this old crumbs out of here.
00:19:22Come on.
00:19:23How's your shit?
00:19:24It's fine. Why?
00:19:25Yeah, I saw you in shit.
00:19:26Oh, yeah, I saw you get taken out by an 85-year-old.
00:19:28You know I have a gun in my pocket.
00:19:29Are you genuinely concerned about that?
00:19:31Therapy isn't that bad.
00:19:33Well, the gun and drug taking certainly amped up the session.
00:19:36Mm-hmm.
00:19:37So what do you think?
00:19:38Are you gonna take the deal, Bish?
00:19:40I think I am going to take the deal, Bish.
00:19:44But let's always be honest with each other, okay?
00:19:48Always.
00:19:56What's wrong?
00:19:57Oh.
00:19:58Nothing.
00:19:59I just missed a manicure appointment.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Is there something wrong on your end?
00:20:04No.
00:20:05But I should go.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:06Yeah, I should go.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:07Yeah.
00:20:10Bish.
00:20:10Shut up.
00:20:10God, he's squirming so much.
00:20:12Stop.
00:20:13Stop moving.
00:20:14Just make sure he tight, tight.
00:20:16All right.
00:20:18Surprise.
00:20:19What?
00:20:21Absolute fuck?
00:20:22Yeah, he is not dead.
00:20:23This thing won't die, huh?
00:20:26Fuck you!
00:20:27There it is.
00:20:27Still an asshole.
00:20:29We got him.
00:20:30Together.
00:20:31I am so proud of both of you.
00:20:34Never should have doubted you.
00:20:35But now, I get to sweep the floor with this piece of shit.
00:20:43Lock the doors.
00:20:44Yep.
00:20:49We have torn apart this entire office.
00:20:52And the only thing we know is that Max Sugar is a Yankees fan.
00:20:59That's all we got.
00:21:02A Yankees fan in Philadelphia.
00:21:13Why aren't you moving, Mickey Mantle?
00:21:24Well, butter my toast and call me breakfast.
00:21:27We just hit the mother mode.
00:21:35You have torn apart.
00:21:37Oh, chop bit up.
00:21:39I broke something.
00:21:40We need a反 Türk.
00:21:42I bet he's a Shankees fan in Philadelphia.
00:21:43I will never forget you.
00:21:53Oh, I love.
00:21:55I love you.
00:21:56I love you.
00:21:58I love you.
00:21:59I love you.
00:22:00I love you.
00:22:01I love you.
00:22:02I love you.
00:22:03I love you.
00:22:10So, how did the Bolivians react to the news?
00:22:13Oh, not well.
00:22:14But they're dead now, Saul.
00:22:15Who cares?
00:22:17That girl.
00:22:18I'm a simple woman.
00:22:19You betray me, I play you.
00:22:21I'll be sure to remember that.
00:22:26Backyard, 20 minutes.
00:22:27My band is doing a musical rendition of Tibetan Book of the Dead.
00:22:31Can't wait.
00:22:31Mir, have you heard back from Wattenbeta?
00:22:33Not yet.
00:22:34I got accepted into my safety school at Drexel,
00:22:36but if I have to go there, I'll probably kill myself.
00:22:38You gotta manifest it, man.
00:22:39That's how we sold 20 tickets at our last show.
00:22:40Nobody gives a shit about your band.
00:22:41It's Maroon 5 or nothing.
00:22:43Nerd.
00:22:43Oh, and Baba wants to see you downstairs
00:22:45and talk about it in, like, a business expansion or some shit.
00:22:48Duty course.
00:22:48Oh, he's talking about Lucky Auntie.
00:22:54Don't be jealous.
00:22:55He loves us both.
00:22:57Yeah, right.
00:22:57That's what I say to Mir all the time about Baba.
00:22:59Dude, shut up.
00:23:00You shut up.
00:23:01You're so dumb.
00:23:02I can't wait to go to college and never talk to you ever again.
00:23:03I swear to you.
00:23:04Once I start having sex, you hear?
00:23:08Where did it all go so wrong?
00:23:32Oh, refreshing.
00:23:34I was parched.
00:23:35Since you won't admit to the Delhi robberies,
00:23:37I'm going to disembowel you using a border knife.
00:23:41Okay, hold on.
00:23:42Think about this for a second, okay?
00:23:44Okay, if you kill Emmet, we can't prove that Raj didn't do it.
00:23:46Look, look, look.
00:23:47Reza said we can pitch to the border knife.
00:23:48If I can prove that Raj is innocent, now we can.
00:23:50Come on.
00:23:51Oh, fine.
00:23:53I'll stop.
00:23:56Starting now.
00:23:57Can we talk?
00:23:58Yes, please.
00:23:59Look, if we take Emmet to the police, he'll probably ride us out.
00:24:02But we can get his whole confession on team.
00:24:04It's hard plan.
00:24:05You can't keep me here forever, hey, Scorpius?
00:24:07In front of prison muscles, I have prison brains.
00:24:09That's a great idea.
00:24:10That's great.
00:24:11Let me rehearse.
00:24:13My name's Emmet Saeed, and the Darko Douches store their coke at 42 Vampira Boulevard.
00:24:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
00:24:20Sometimes actors just need help finding their motivation.
00:24:25There you go, baby.
00:24:26Look.
00:24:27Wait, are you chutney boarding him?
00:24:28It's getting chaining.
00:24:29A little bit of spicy chutney for this hard-blood bastard.
00:24:33Emmet, you're going to get on tape, and you're going to say you're on a digital detox,
00:24:36and you don't know about anything, and that Raj is innocent.
00:24:38Just fucking do it, man.
00:24:39We have so much more chutney in the store, nobody ever buys this shit.
00:24:42Okay, I'll do it.
00:24:45But you've got to promise me on Barbara's grave that you don't kill me.
00:24:49And give me 500,000 so I can set up a new life in a different country.
00:24:55Okay, deal.
00:24:55I'm going to go to the sugar palace and get the cash from Max.
00:24:57You're going to have it today.
00:24:58Max, sugar?
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:02Oh, dear Lord, tell me you're not using that cream to clean your cash.
00:25:12Andrew Chadwater.
00:25:14I see you've made yourself at home.
00:25:16Can I offer you a drink?
00:25:17Tequila?
00:25:18Whiskey?
00:25:19Milk?
00:25:20Neat?
00:25:20We don't have milk.
00:25:21Oh, he's a vile, shady fucking scumbag.
00:25:25And that's saying something coming from me.
00:25:28So what brings you here?
00:25:29Low-on campaign puns?
00:25:30What can I do for you?
00:25:31I need everything you have on the DARS, and I need it today.
00:25:34You better be careful, man, because that's Lucky's boyfriend.
00:25:36You'll have a partner at a certain age?
00:25:38At what point does it become a turn from boyfriend to man-friend?
00:25:40We never talk about that.
00:25:41Yeah.
00:25:42It doesn't matter, okay?
00:25:42They're old and they're fucking...
00:25:43A lot.
00:25:44If you want to play games with me, Andy, you've got to have the cards.
00:25:47Oh, well, my cards have every name you've ever longered for.
00:25:52Yeah, your little bobbleheads were quite talkative.
00:25:58I've put you away for a long time.
00:26:02What are you laughing at?
00:26:04Your boyfriend's so old, he bullied Gandhi.
00:26:06Yeah, back in the day, Max Sugar was known for enticing...
00:26:10Oh, what would you call him?
00:26:11Oh, yeah, bimbos, by using certain tricks.
00:26:15Let me guess.
00:26:16He shut down his restaurant so you could have a romantic date.
00:26:20Yeah?
00:26:20Am I right?
00:26:21Shut up.
00:26:22Oh, Lucky!
00:26:24Still filling your sad hole by banging our lives.
00:26:28Clearly, you're still the Cutra chimney sweep you were when Bubba found...
00:26:32Quiet!
00:26:36Listen to me.
00:26:37I need you to think about the business, and more importantly, think about Raj.
00:26:45I can't hear you.
00:26:51You're lucky you had these two.
00:26:54Untie this piece of shit.
00:26:58I'll need full immunity.
00:27:00This isn't an effing negotiation.
00:27:02I will eff you.
00:27:03Heck, I'll tell your daughter that you're going to prison for a very long time.
00:27:07How about that?
00:27:07How about I bring her in for questioning?
00:27:09I said I'll cooperate.
00:27:09I'm here.
00:27:10What do you want me to do?
00:27:11Bark like a dog?
00:27:11Yeah, I want you to bark like a dog.
00:27:13Boof.
00:27:13Not a big dog.
00:27:15You're like an annoying little guy who sits in a purse.
00:27:17Do that.
00:27:18More.
00:27:20That's good.
00:27:21So I'm going to get my things together, and I'll meet you in your office in an hour.
00:27:24Uh-uh.
00:27:25I make the terms.
00:27:26Gather your things.
00:27:27Meet me in my office in an hour.
00:27:30Bark again.
00:27:31Brr.
00:27:32Brr.
00:27:43Brr.
00:27:47Oh.
00:27:50This calls for a celebration.
00:27:53Let's have a toast.
00:27:58Hey.
00:27:59Glad you gave me your senses, Lucky.
00:28:06Good thing you weren't on your period, eh?
00:28:13See, our deal's off.
00:28:18Tony.
00:28:19Can you get some muscle out to the country house within the hour?
00:28:23And then, let's get seven on a plane to Paris tomorrow.
00:28:27Got it.
00:28:27What's up?
00:28:28I had no choice.
00:28:29I have to hand Lucky over to that talking jar of mayonnaise.
00:28:33She is going to butcher me and my daughter when she finds out.
00:28:36Oh, definitely.
00:28:37She scares me.
00:28:38I'll stall Chadwater until seven is on that plane.
00:28:41Sorry you got to send your lady to prison.
00:28:43Relationships are tough.
00:28:44Relationships are tough.
00:28:46They're really hard.
00:28:48Oh, well.
00:28:49That's how it is.
00:28:50Shit, shit, shit.
00:28:51I forgot about that booby trap.
00:28:52So much blood.
00:28:53This is the same place where Baba got hit in the head with the golf ball.
00:28:56We should just let him bleed out.
00:28:57There's absolutely no way you're going to plug a busted skull with TP.
00:29:00It's not even too fly.
00:29:01You think this will work?
00:29:03No.
00:29:03Try it.
00:29:06It's too small.
00:29:07It's too big.
00:29:10Come on, come on, come on, buddy.
00:29:11Come on.
00:29:15Hello.
00:29:16Surprise.
00:29:17Emma's alive.
00:29:18Fuck!
00:29:19Let me redo him, please!
00:29:21I don't know.
00:29:22I need you to do something else for me.
00:29:23What time is it?
00:29:24What time is it?
00:29:25You can't read my Rolex!
00:29:27I have a bad feeling about Max.
00:29:29I just want you to find him, follow him, and if you see anything suspicious, I want you
00:29:35to give me a call.
00:29:40I think this is going to work.
00:29:41Oh, yeah, that's good.
00:29:42That's good.
00:29:44It was an accident, drama queen!
00:29:47What do you say when someone's about to die?
00:29:48In the middle part, you just mumble it!
00:29:51In the middle part, you just...
00:29:52One, two!
00:29:53I need medical attention.
00:29:55If you let me die, I will fucking haunt you.
00:29:58I'll get the worst gin to give you nightmares.
00:30:01You okay?
00:30:02Is she okay?
00:30:03I'm wearing a head diaper, and you're asking if she's okay.
00:30:06You just gotta relax, man.
00:30:08I hate you both.
00:30:09Breathe with me, okay?
00:30:10In through your nose, out through your mouth.
00:30:12You're idiots.
00:30:19If you're anything later, I was going to call you 7.30.
00:30:21Kind of a flop joke, but...
00:30:23Hi!
00:30:24Hi!
00:30:24How are classes?
00:30:25Oh, please don't ask me about classes.
00:30:27Please don't ask me about anything personal.
00:30:28The only thing we're focusing on right now is my play.
00:30:31Theater is my passion now.
00:30:32Theater?
00:30:32What happens to NPR?
00:30:33No.
00:30:35Well, here's the plan for today.
00:30:36Okay, instead of just going for a bite, what if we spent the weekend at the country house
00:30:42with the horsies?
00:30:43Just me and you.
00:30:43I love that you're obsessed with trying to hang out with me, but I have to do the adult
00:30:47thing right now.
00:30:47I have to focus on my play.
00:30:49The lead wore a durag to school last week.
00:30:51She's white.
00:30:52She's actively getting canceled.
00:30:53It's just, there's like a lot on my plate.
00:30:55What if I said as an argument that we should ditch those chopped bums, and we should just
00:30:58dip?
00:30:59Oh my god.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:03I will go with you, if you stop trying to talk like me.
00:31:06Agreed.
00:31:07Okay, so you want to do it?
00:31:07Yes.
00:31:08That's great!
00:31:09You know what?
00:31:10You slay.
00:31:11That's the last one.
00:31:13Uh, I'm so glad we get to spend some time together.
00:31:16Can I ignore that?
00:31:18Who is there?
00:31:19No one important.
00:31:37What are we doing all the way out here, Maxie?
00:31:50Who in the secret lives of Amish wives is this homewrecker?
00:31:54So, I want to hear more about this play.
00:31:56It's a reimagining of Waiting for Godot, but with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.
00:31:59So, obviously it's fire.
00:32:01That's interesting.
00:32:02Kind of through their eyes.
00:32:03Why are there Amish guys outside with crossbows?
00:32:05Oh, that's security for the horses.
00:32:09Been a lot of horsejackings recently, so.
00:32:11Oh, anyway, about my play.
00:32:13So, we want to stage it in a castle.
00:32:18What if tomorrow I flew you to Paris?
00:32:22You can go out there, check out castles, get some inspo.
00:32:26I mean, there are plenty of castles out there.
00:32:29I'd put you up at the Georges Sank presidential suite.
00:32:32You know what?
00:32:34Fine.
00:32:34Say less.
00:32:35I'll do it.
00:32:36Come here.
00:32:36I love you.
00:32:37I love you.
00:32:41You don't trade a queen for a pawn, you ungrateful swine.
00:32:47Hi.
00:32:48Are you and Max Pauly?
00:32:49I'm guessing no.
00:32:51Um, I've just caught Mr. Slimy Sugar with some homeworking bimbo.
00:32:56That shady fucking prick.
00:33:00You say the word, and I'll fetch you his dishonest penis.
00:33:04Send me the address.
00:33:05I'm just going to deal with him myself.
00:33:12Can I get him to a doctor?
00:33:14Or a shaman, or he's going to die?
00:33:16I vote doctor, okay?
00:33:17He needs medicine, not vibes.
00:33:19You got this.
00:33:20I gotta go.
00:33:21It's nice to see you boys manning up.
00:33:26I'm over here.
00:33:27There's not a place.
00:33:28I love my virginity.
00:33:30Get out of the way!
00:33:32Man.
00:33:33You're going to be fucked up.
00:33:35Yeah, what if this is a bad idea?
00:33:36What if he thinks he's going to die and he ratches us out as a final fuck you?
00:33:39Hey, don't bring that negative energy into here, man.
00:33:41This is what the universe wants for us.
00:33:43Okay, it's got our back.
00:33:44Oh, really?
00:33:45Does it?
00:33:45Definitely.
00:33:46This is exactly where the cosmos wants us.
00:33:48Okay, us together.
00:33:49Co-chief sobs.
00:33:51Brothers.
00:33:51A hauling of half-dead prick in the back.
00:33:53Yeah, yeah.
00:33:54Everything half-dead is your fashion.
00:33:56What did you say?
00:33:58Careful!
00:33:59What did you say to me?
00:34:00Hey, wake up.
00:34:01Uh-oh.
00:34:01Wake up.
00:34:02Uh-oh.
00:34:03Almost at the hospital.
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:04And then we'll be done with you for good.
00:34:05I will never know why Baba invited you to his gang.
00:34:08Huh.
00:34:09Baba and I were the gang.
00:34:11In the beginning, it was just the two of us.
00:34:14Running guns.
00:34:14Selling dope.
00:34:16They call us the Darko Boys.
00:34:18That's why he always considered you a brother.
00:34:19How could you do that to him, man?
00:34:20Oh, stop.
00:34:21After all you guys went through.
00:34:22Don't be sentimental, boy.
00:34:24It's just business.
00:34:25You say that, but we always considered you our uncle.
00:34:28You were our family.
00:34:29We all loved you.
00:34:30Oh.
00:34:31Maybe that's why they say Dominic's family and business.
00:34:34Yeah, it's complicated.
00:34:36There was a time I would have died for your Baba.
00:34:39Ha-ha.
00:34:39Certainly killed for him.
00:34:42Things change.
00:34:43Still, there are days I regret what I did.
00:34:47Most days I'm glad I did what I did.
00:34:48You had everything.
00:34:50Respect, money, family.
00:34:53And he threw it all away for greed.
00:34:55I hope one day, you can get all of this hate out of your heart.
00:35:00That is what Baba would have wanted.
00:35:01Stop joking.
00:35:03I'm gonna gag on my fucking...
00:35:04I don't be fucking joking.
00:35:09You two, you just better get my money before I leave you.
00:35:13Or I'll fucking ruin you.
00:35:19What a dick.
00:35:25Who brought him in?
00:35:26Any ID on him?
00:35:27No, no, nothing.
00:35:28Holy shit, this is Saeed Ahmed.
00:35:29This guy died in a car explosion a few weeks ago.
00:35:31Okay, well, he's alive for now.
00:35:33Just tripped.
00:35:34I wasn't dead.
00:35:36I'm more alive than you, you soy boy beta-swag.
00:35:42We're losing him.
00:35:43Look, you're not gonna make it.
00:35:45Just tell me who did this.
00:35:46I'll use it in corporate and the justice.
00:35:47Just give me a name.
00:35:50Oh.
00:35:59Fuck the police.
00:36:09That was some Tupac shit.
00:36:11He didn't want to have us out.
00:36:12Well, this is proof that I didn't bomb the car.
00:36:15That asshole came through in the end.
00:36:17Hey, if we go right now, we can make it to the board meeting.
00:36:19Yeah, let's go.
00:36:20Wait, can you present?
00:36:21You have blood on the board.
00:36:22Oh, fuck no.
00:36:25Actually, I have a suit in the car that I think just might work.
00:36:36Oh, that was two still in there?
00:36:38Lucy just took off with the two guards.
00:36:39You just missed her?
00:36:41God damn it.
00:36:42I went to therapy with this guy,
00:36:44trying to convince me to build a life with him.
00:36:47Wanted me to leave the boys behind.
00:36:49Monster.
00:36:50I think we are not cutting any penises off today, okay?
00:36:53Put that away.
00:36:54Don't worry.
00:36:55You know, I really thought I'd get to use this a little more.
00:36:56Oh, shit.
00:36:57That's Chadwater's car.
00:36:59Did he say he was coming?
00:37:00No.
00:37:01He's been obsessed with Max.
00:37:02I don't know why he'd come all the way out here.
00:37:04It's a good thing I'm here to find out, then.
00:37:06Maybe they're both.
00:37:08Something is rotten and failing.
00:37:12This hither being private property.
00:37:16Stay calm.
00:37:17The Amish are a humble and peaceful people.
00:37:20Who the hag?
00:37:21Mr. Sugar decrees violence upon intruders.
00:37:24It brings us merriment to bathe these fields in blood.
00:37:27There's no joy like cutting sinful heads off thine bodies.
00:37:31Okay, I take that back.
00:37:32These ones are psychos.
00:37:34Finally.
00:37:35I get to use this thing.
00:37:36I get to use this thing.
00:38:06Health insurance.
00:38:10What do you think?
00:38:11How is it?
00:38:12You look great.
00:38:13Is this Baba's old suit?
00:38:14Yeah, I had it dry cleaned up for my freak out.
00:38:16Is it too big?
00:38:16I'm worried that it's too big.
00:38:17You know, why couldn't I hear Baba's cricket shoulders?
00:38:19Chill, bro.
00:38:20Oversize is in right now.
00:38:20You look like a brown beaver at the Met.
00:38:22You know who else was at the Met?
00:38:24Zayn Malik.
00:38:24So I basically look like him.
00:38:26Yes, you look like Zayn Malik.
00:38:27Yeah, yeah, you look great.
00:38:27I don't know, man.
00:38:28What I really think we should do is maybe postpone and find a week to get a better suit.
00:38:31Postpone?
00:38:32Did I hear postpone?
00:38:33Hey, Reza, what's up?
00:38:34That's a thought.
00:38:35Here's what I'm thinking.
00:38:36You can't push this meeting again.
00:38:38I put my reputation on the line.
00:38:40If you screw this up, I will use my billion dollar trust fund and my powerful friends to wreck your
00:38:45shit.
00:38:49But have fun with it.
00:38:50You got this.
00:38:52Okay, okay, you saw that.
00:38:54We can't be here.
00:38:54We gotta get out of here.
00:38:55We just gotta give up this dream of buying a fucking golf course.
00:38:56It was dumb to begin with.
00:38:57What were we even thinking?
00:38:58This is all white people here.
00:38:59We don't even belong here.
00:38:59We gotta get out of here.
00:39:00You got this.
00:39:02Okay.
00:39:03We're gonna relax and we're gonna take some deep breaths.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:05We're gonna close our eyes.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:06All right.
00:39:07Close my eyes.
00:39:08Deep breath.
00:39:09Deep breath.
00:39:09Into your nose, out of your mouth.
00:39:12And just give me a couple more of those.
00:39:14Think about where you are right now.
00:39:16Let's just do one more.
00:39:17Okay.
00:39:18Really deep.
00:39:19Okay.
00:39:20Here we go.
00:39:22Oh, what the fuck?
00:39:23Who's that cocaine?
00:39:24Did you just give me cocaine or are you out of your goddamn mind?
00:39:26I gave you a little dose of confidence.
00:39:27You're gonna be great.
00:39:28Oh, I can't.
00:39:30Why would you do this?
00:39:30You're gonna be fine.
00:39:31It's gonna get to your head in three seconds.
00:39:33Three, two, one.
00:39:37Let's go buy a fucking golf course.
00:39:40So, to sum it all up, if given the opportunity, we will modernize facilities, hire world-renowned
00:39:44chefs, double our profits, and make this club the premier location to be and to be seen.
00:39:50With exponential growth on vibes.
00:39:57Great pitch.
00:39:58See?
00:39:59Told you these guys had big plans.
00:40:01As president, I fully endorse them.
00:40:03This is gold.
00:40:04With the extra dough, I could become my church's number one donor.
00:40:09Suck it, Becky Larson.
00:40:10That's what I'm talking about.
00:40:12All in favor of giving us the keys to the castle, say aye.
00:40:15Aye!
00:40:16Yes, Mama Street Gaker!
00:40:18And I did it with my brother!
00:40:20Yes, yes, yes, yes!
00:40:22I cannot wait to start working!
00:40:28What is this cocaine, Mir?
00:40:43Surprised to see me?
00:40:44There's nothing you can hide from me.
00:40:46Not your crimes, not your subscription for butt plugs, not your ranch house that you have
00:40:50listed under one of your shell corporations.
00:40:52I'm playing ball, Andy.
00:40:54I wasn't hiding from you.
00:40:56If you're lying to me, I have tricks to put you away for much worse than money laundering.
00:41:00Google Joey Tomatoes.
00:41:02Am I supposed to be scared?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:05I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:07Oh, that could be my motto when I'm there.
00:41:09Oh, that's good.
00:41:10I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:11I do what I can to get the job done.
00:41:15I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:15I do what it takes to get the job done.
00:41:16Yeah, it's concise.
00:41:18What I'm trying to do is I'm just trying to get my daughter to a safe place before we
00:41:22hit Darko.
00:41:23Lucky will kill her.
00:41:24But I did betray your trust, so my bad.
00:41:27I don't need your bads.
00:41:28I need to know you'll do what it takes to bring the dars down.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:31It's either them or me, and I choose me.
00:41:36You know what my motto is?
00:41:37You ever hear it before?
00:41:38Loyalty, shmoyalty.
00:41:40Don't do whatever it takes.
00:41:41They trust me with everything.
00:41:44Yeah, how'd you manage that?
00:41:46I staged a fake robbery at their little deli, and then I came in at the last minute and saved
00:41:51the day.
00:41:52Leave that alone!
00:41:53Hey, Lucky, guess what?
00:41:55You forgot at the casino.
00:41:56Hey!
00:41:57That lying son of a bitch.
00:42:05This is not good.
00:42:06This is not good, man.
00:42:07Why did you make me do drugs?
00:42:08I thought it was going to help.
00:42:09This is so bad.
00:42:10They know I'm...
00:42:11Hi.
00:42:12Um, listen.
00:42:12I feel like you guys have been talking for a really long time, and we're focusing way
00:42:15too much on whatever that is, and not enough on how much you guys loved our pitch.
00:42:19Remember all the yeas?
00:42:20We can explain everything.
00:42:22Yeah.
00:42:22And by we, I mean, me or my brother, he can explain everything.
00:42:25Me, go ahead.
00:42:26Yeah, uh...
00:42:27Did you really bring cocaine to a pitch meeting?
00:42:32It's sea salt!
00:42:33I'm very low on sodium.
00:42:34My doctor said that I need minerals.
00:42:35Do not try...
00:42:40The only time I've tasted snow that pure was off Bob Dylan's dong.
00:42:45These boys know how to...
00:42:50To our new owners!
00:42:57Come on.
00:43:27I'm so proud of you, bro.
00:43:28You made that happen.
00:43:29No, no, no.
00:43:30We made it happen.
00:43:31The opposite dream, our future, all secure.
00:43:33You are a business god.
00:43:35And I'm a free man.
00:43:36We gotta call Lucky.
00:43:37Let's do donuts in the parking lot.
00:43:47Dad?
00:43:49Yes?
00:43:49Hey, where?
00:43:50About Paris.
00:43:51My French sucks right now.
00:43:53I feel like before the trip, I should do a little bit of it.
00:43:55You know, I was on a street during COVID.
00:43:57People forget some good stuff came out of COVID.
00:43:59I remember having a guitar.
00:44:06Sorry, Max.
00:44:07That's not me.
00:44:09It's you.
00:44:12What?
00:44:12Hey, don't do it.
00:44:13What are you doing now?
00:44:14Preventing you from doing something stupid that's going to bring us all down.
00:44:17Yeah, Matthew called us and told us everything that happened.
00:44:19Shit.
00:44:20He's gone.
00:44:21No, we gotta go.
00:44:22Not before I kill that piece of shit.
00:44:23Well, figure it out.
00:44:24This is not the way.
00:44:25You know it.
00:44:26Fuck.
00:44:27Can you guys hear my heartbeat?
00:44:29I feel electric right now.
00:44:31Did you do coke?
00:44:32I did a tremendous amount of coke.
00:44:33He did it and it's the best I've ever felt in my entire life.
00:44:34He's having so much fun.
00:44:35I love it.
00:44:35Let me hold your gun.
00:44:36Come on, let's get out of the way.
00:44:38I got the golf course.
00:44:39And Aaron died.
00:44:40Roger's name is in the clear.
00:44:41Where's your dance?
00:44:57We've got to get the DARS.
00:44:58I know they have something to do with Saeed Ahmed's death.
00:45:01Which death?
00:45:02Huh.
00:45:02Very funny.
00:45:03They were supposed to send me somebody from special ops.
00:45:06I'm calling the chief of police.
00:45:07I wouldn't do that.
00:45:08The chief is done with your personal crusade against the DARS.
00:45:11That's why they sent me.
00:45:12You get caught in one orgy at a strip club.
00:45:14Oh, so they're humoring me.
00:45:15Well, the joke's going to be on them when we nab the biggest drug lords in town.
00:45:19We're going to have to, sir.
00:45:20We're down in every demographic, especially women.
00:45:22Some of them even planning to vote for Fuck Me Felon as a writing candidate.
00:45:26Oh, the Fuck Me Felon.
00:45:27Fuck me.
00:45:28I got a flat white.
00:45:29That's me.
00:45:30And a warm pretzel slathered on mustard.
00:45:31Yum.
00:45:32Hey, do you have tits for brains?
00:45:34No.
00:45:35Yes?
00:45:36Were you going through my files?
00:45:37Because I found these hairs in my file cabinet.
00:45:40These are your greasy ringlets.
00:45:42That must have been from when I was tidying up your desk.
00:45:44No, you were snooping.
00:45:46Trust has been broken.
00:45:47You're fired.
00:45:48Please, sir.
00:45:49I beg you.
00:45:50Do not touch my face.
00:45:51Please.
00:45:52Please.
00:45:53You know, pull it together.
00:46:01As I was saying, I'm going to get the dars once and for all.
00:46:04And I know I've said that before, but this time it's different.
00:46:07This time we have Max Sugar.
00:46:10Carl, you're fired.
00:46:11I wanted to say it.
00:46:12Man.
00:46:14Stand-up career taken off anyway.
00:46:15I don't need this bullshit.
00:46:20He does, like, an evening of characters.
00:46:24You know, I always had a bad feeling about Max in my gut.
00:46:27No, you did not.
00:46:28Hey, let's not fight.
00:46:29That's exactly what Max would want us to be doing.
00:46:39Man, I beg you to open your heart just to rip it out.
00:46:45The gang's all here.
00:46:46Aren't you supposed to be able to stop meeting?
00:46:48The bad news is I was fired.
00:46:50What's the good news?
00:46:52There is no good news.
00:46:53There's worse news.
00:46:54Chadwater fired me before I could learn what he knows about us or his plans to destroy us
00:46:58or before I could make any meaningful work relationships.
00:47:00Fuck!
00:47:02That was a mess.
00:47:03Don't throw things.
00:47:04Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:47:05I failed you, Chief Sauce.
00:47:09What the hell?
00:47:10Grab me the mercy of death.
00:47:12What the hell is wrong with you?
00:47:13Does this all the time.
00:47:14Oh, let go.
00:47:16God.
00:47:17Get off of me.
00:47:18You know what this means?
00:47:19Hmm?
00:47:19Who knows what Max could have told Chadwater?
00:47:23Johnny, I'm wrong.
00:47:25Goblin's dream, our future, all secure.
00:47:27They could come get us at any minute.
00:47:29Yeah, we're fucked.
00:47:30They'll know everything about us.
00:47:31Everything.
00:47:31We just have to shut down our entire operation.
00:47:42What octave is that?
00:47:45I got it.
00:47:47We're going to take Chadwater and Max down.
00:47:51Oh, God.
00:47:53With one bullet.
00:47:55All right, you are never smoking my weed again.
00:48:00Honey, I'm home.
00:48:03Lucky.
00:48:05What a surprise.
00:48:07Knife play.
00:48:09All right.
00:48:10I like it.
00:48:11What's our safe word?
00:48:12Chadwater?
00:48:13Don't love it.
00:48:14How about banana?
00:48:15You can stop this shit.
00:48:17I know you're working with Chadwater and that you staged a deli robbery.
00:48:20Panic mode.
00:48:21Tony?
00:48:23Tony?
00:48:24Tony?
00:48:25No, I told Tony we needed some private time, so he went to Dave and Buster's.
00:48:30Oh, he's going to be off the grid for hours.
00:48:32He's addicted to skeeball.
00:48:34All right.
00:48:34I arranged the deli thing.
00:48:36I just wanted your business.
00:48:37That's it.
00:48:38I wasn't counting on falling in love, Lucky.
00:48:41You played me.
00:48:42No one plays me.
00:48:44Now tell me what you told Chadwater.
00:48:46Well, this knife becomes your dildo.
00:48:48All he knows is my part of it.
00:48:50That's it.
00:48:51Just the laundering at the casino.
00:48:53I didn't want to turn you in.
00:48:54They made it so that it was between you and Seven.
00:48:56You know how I am about Seven.
00:48:57Seven's got bigger problems than Andrew Chadwater.
00:49:00Where the fuck is my daughter?
00:49:03Can we just run over the plan one more time?
00:49:05We need to use Seven as bait to get her dad to help us sabotage Chadwater.
00:49:10What don't you get about that?
00:49:11Yeah, stop overthinking it, Matthew, okay?
00:49:12And if you need us, we're going to be right here in the car, you know, somewhere else.
00:49:16What?
00:49:18I'm doing this part by myself?
00:49:19Do you really think it would be better if two brown guys went in that house and captured
00:49:22a young white woman?
00:49:23I wouldn't touch this with a 10-foot PR firm.
00:49:24Think.
00:49:25Don't question the Chiefsat.
00:49:27I'm sorry, man.
00:49:28We really need you, buddy.
00:49:29Come on.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:33I will not let you down, Chief Sobs.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:36I really love you guys.
00:49:38Hey.
00:49:39I love you better.
00:49:40Mm-hmm.
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:44You got this, Jedediah.
00:49:46All right, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:49:47Let's get the fuck out of here.
00:49:49Honestly, I think you look better, Amish.
00:49:50I hope he doesn't die.
00:50:00Top of the evening, Sister Seven.
00:50:02The name's Jedediah.
00:50:04Your papa sent me to protect you from any evil afoot.
00:50:08Oh, you know, I'm actually in the middle of a new girl marathon.
00:50:11Could you wait outside?
00:50:13Oh, how I wish to have watched television but once in my life.
00:50:17You're a rebellious little Amish boy, aren't you?
00:50:20I guess I'm sort of like the bad boy of my village.
00:50:25You know what?
00:50:26I really need to pack for France, but you can come in.
00:50:30Yeah, come on in.
00:50:32Thanks.
00:50:33Would you like the coffee?
00:50:34What is coffee?
00:50:35I've only ever had milk from Esther, my cow.
00:50:40You're sick.
00:50:41Not in the way I used to like.
00:50:44You want to kill me.
00:50:46I know you hate me.
00:50:48I understand.
00:50:49I'm begging you.
00:50:51Please, please, don't hurt her.
00:50:53She's just a kid.
00:50:55You follow my instructions.
00:50:59Or I'll do worse than hurt her.
00:51:03I didn't have a choice.
00:51:05Shut up, traitor!
00:51:07Lucky, I didn't mean for it to turn out this way.
00:51:09Hey, you want to tell them how you wanted me to abandon them for you?
00:51:13Pete said you two were bringing me down.
00:51:17Pitting us against each other.
00:51:19Classic divide and conquer move.
00:51:20Just like the British did with India and Pakistan.
00:51:22Fuck you.
00:51:24It wasn't a move.
00:51:25I just couldn't stand you two.
00:51:26Us two?
00:51:27I thought you just hated him and admired my work ethic.
00:51:29He's doing it again.
00:51:29Oh, I can't believe I bought your magazine.
00:51:33Listen up, Judas Brutus.
00:51:36Here's the plan.
00:51:37You're going to invite Chadwater to your office and you're going to say,
00:51:40I know how you can bust the dars.
00:51:42And he'll yell some dumb shit like,
00:51:44Get to it, sugar.
00:51:45I have anger issues because of my tiny penis.
00:51:48They drop their dirty money at the casino every week.
00:51:51You can link it to their drug empire.
00:51:53Yeah, let's go bust drug dealers while banks and corporations ravage the middle class.
00:51:58And then...
00:51:58When he finally thinks he has us cornered and he has us win,
00:52:03that's when we get that arrogant loud mouth.
00:52:05Oh, we are going to play him like a sitar.
00:52:08Ding, ding, ding, ding.
00:52:10So you think you can turn a sting to get you arrested
00:52:15into a sting to get the DA of Philadelphia arrested?
00:52:21Yeah, we can fuck you.
00:52:22There's no way that goes wrong.
00:52:23In the next episode, Winston tries to find a girlfriend for his cat.
00:52:26Ooh, I loveth that one.
00:52:29You told me you've never seen TV before.
00:52:30I haven't.
00:52:31Just saying I love the idea of the spirit of what you're talking about.
00:52:36Hey, well, I have an idea.
00:52:37You want to see a traditional style Amish dance?
00:52:39No, thank you.
00:52:40That's customary that I show you because we are now friends.
00:52:43Oh.
00:52:46Once the sun rises over the last mountain,
00:52:50me thinks it's time for chores.
00:52:53A cow, oh, mine cow for my family.
00:52:56A pet will give him milk.
00:52:58And once the milk is collected,
00:53:00I know it is time for rest.
00:53:03And the dance is over once Papa has got his oats.
00:53:09You know, I miss the woman I was when I hadn't seen that.
00:53:14She was perfect.
00:53:18Once we see the doors enter with the money,
00:53:19we bust in there and we catch them red-handed.
00:53:21You know this entire operation of yours is nowhere near proper protocol?
00:53:24You got caught having sex with multiple orifices in a strip club.
00:53:26If we do this right, we're both back on top of it, sir.
00:53:33Hi.
00:53:36Why don't you guys take off?
00:53:44It's a lot.
00:53:46Freeze, you front-dealing criminals.
00:53:49You've been caught.
00:53:51What?
00:53:52It's the 5-0.
00:53:52This is not the end of our line, no.
00:53:54My worst nightmare.
00:53:55At last, the gang's all here.
00:53:58Andrew Chadwater.
00:53:59I figured you'd never catch us.
00:54:01Putting you scum in jail is just another perfect field goal for the Chad-ski.
00:54:05Pew!
00:54:06Thanks for the assist, Max.
00:54:08What?
00:54:09You're working with Max?
00:54:11No, no, what?
00:54:12Yeah, you should probably break up with him.
00:54:14He's been a bad boy.
00:54:15Whoa.
00:54:16You know, Chadwater, I didn't think you were this smart.
00:54:19At all.
00:54:19Especially since everyone knows you got lucky with the Joey Tomatoes case.
00:54:23You don't know what you're talking about.
00:54:24Google Joey Tomatoes.
00:54:26It's too risky to pull a frame job like the one I did on Joey Tomatoes.
00:54:28I told you about that, right?
00:54:29Whoa, don't get so aggro.
00:54:32You know, everybody saw the news.
00:54:33We know that the cops found the murder weapon inside the cart.
00:54:35We know you didn't do shit.
00:54:37There is absolutely no shame in being a basic bitch who can't get the job done, right?
00:54:41Everyone here knows losers, like you.
00:54:42I was the mastermind behind putting Joey Tomatoes behind bars for good.
00:54:45I planted the gun in his goddamn car.
00:54:49You framed him?
00:54:51I thought you were the one government dude that wasn't corrupt.
00:54:54I'm not corrupt.
00:54:55The world is corrupt.
00:54:56So if I occasionally need to frame a lowlife to win a case, I do it.
00:55:00This filthy city needs a hero, and I'm he.
00:55:02Excuse me.
00:55:03Yeah?
00:55:04How do I look?
00:55:06Incredible.
00:55:06What are you doing?
00:55:07I just want to see how I look on the camera that just caught you admitting to framing someone.
00:55:13Yeah, quick question.
00:55:14I'm just wondering, how does it feel to get fucked by the fuck me felon?
00:55:18Say hi.
00:55:19You're on the, you're my bitch cam.
00:55:22You're bluffing.
00:55:23Oh, no.
00:55:23They're not bluffing.
00:55:25You're a textbook blowhard.
00:55:27You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
00:55:28It was painful to watch.
00:55:30You know what?
00:55:30I think it might be time to call the actual police.
00:55:33I have never said those words in my entire life.
00:55:35That was good.
00:55:35You tell natural.
00:55:36Wow.
00:55:37Oh, I'm fudged.
00:55:38I'm fudged right in the ashtray.
00:55:40Oh, you people are spicy demons.
00:55:42What the hell was that?
00:55:44I was racially charged.
00:55:45Anyone can be spicy.
00:55:46Well, I think my work is done here, and I believe we are even.
00:55:49So I will see you later.
00:55:51Oh, Max.
00:55:52We're not even, and you're not done here.
00:55:56Yeah.
00:55:57You sneaky silver fuck.
00:55:59We're only on part one.
00:56:02Part two.
00:56:03If I had to guess, you don't want to spend any time in jail, do you, Andy?
00:56:09With this bum?
00:56:10No.
00:56:11I'll be torn apart in minutes.
00:56:12If I had to guess, you wouldn't arrest a drug kingpin to get you elected.
00:56:16Is that right, Andy?
00:56:17Well, I mean, that was the idea, but now I'm back to square one.
00:56:23Well, what if I told you you were standing right in front of Philly's biggest drug lord?
00:56:28I don't understand.
00:56:29Yeah, I'm lost, too.
00:56:30Walk with me.
00:56:32Now, over here, you will find Max's pallet of cocaine.
00:56:39Take a look.
00:56:42What the heck?
00:56:43This wasn't part of the plan.
00:56:45Yeah, it is.
00:56:45It's the part that you didn't know about.
00:56:47How does that feel?
00:56:48Max Sugar is the real Johnny King.
00:56:51I'm shocked.
00:56:52This is obviously a setup.
00:56:54I'm not a drug kingpin.
00:56:56Look, we're both intelligent people.
00:56:58I'm a little smart because I went to Drexel, but...
00:57:00Between the drugs here in his casino and the dossier, I think you have more than enough to make an
00:57:05arrest.
00:57:05So I arrest him and nobody sees that video?
00:57:07Shadwater, come on.
00:57:09Jack.
00:57:09What?
00:57:10Me?
00:57:13We made a deal.
00:57:15To quote you, Max, loyalty, schmoyalty.
00:57:18I'm in.
00:57:20Oh, such a good line.
00:57:23It's quite a handshake.
00:57:24Mm-hmm.
00:57:26Oh, he's got to go.
00:57:27He's got to go.
00:57:28Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:57:29Get away from my brother.
00:57:30Get that gun down.
00:57:30How about I murder your almost son right here in front of you?
00:57:33No.
00:57:34Give me that tape or he's dead.
00:57:35Get back.
00:57:36Yeah?
00:57:38Yeah?
00:57:44You betrayed me.
00:57:45You're betraying me right now.
00:57:47You betrayed me first.
00:57:48Do the gun.
00:57:51That's enough.
00:57:52Max, sugar, you're under arrest for possession of narcotics.
00:57:56You have the right to remain silent.
00:57:57Anything you say, can, and will, yada, yada, yada.
00:57:59You get it.
00:58:00No one's first.
00:58:00Jess, you played me.
00:58:01We played you first.
00:58:03We both lost.
00:58:04And we played me more.
00:58:06But in the game, we're both losers.
00:58:08You know it.
00:58:09Given the dignity of having the last word.
00:58:12Have fun in jail.
00:58:13Get him out of here.
00:58:15Bye-bye.
00:58:18Looks like you might get a conviction after all, Shadwater.
00:58:22Well, I'm not a shoo-in for the election anymore.
00:58:24The F-me felon over here really F-ed my chances of winning.
00:58:27Wow.
00:58:27We got a plan for that, don't we, Raj?
00:58:30If you promise to stay out of our way.
00:58:31What's up, Billy?
00:58:32I'm Raj.
00:58:33Most of you might know me as the F-me felon.
00:58:35But to me, he's the forgive me friend.
00:58:38People can change and become the best versions of themselves.
00:58:41And when they do, I say we should reward you.
00:58:43Thanks, Raj.
00:58:44Spicy.
00:58:45I'm wrong.
00:58:46And that is why I am officially endorsing Andrew Chadwater as mayor.
00:58:53Say heck no to drugs.
00:58:55Say heck yes to ha-bah.
00:59:02I'm Andrew Chadwater, and I approve this message.
00:59:08What are you doing here?
00:59:10You're going to gloat?
00:59:11You look sexy in a jumpsuit.
00:59:13Almost makes me regret putting you here.
00:59:15Do you?
00:59:16You crossed the wrong girl.
00:59:18And you really should not have left Danielle with power of attorney over the casino.
00:59:23Oh, how about we go to that place where we had our first kiss?
00:59:26You know, that was-
00:59:26Sign the fucking papers, Gute.
00:59:28Okay, okay.
00:59:30Danielle.
00:59:31Well, it's doing better than ever under new ownership.
00:59:34Good.
00:59:38Well, I should go, I guess, you know.
00:59:40I did just come here to gloat.
00:59:43And to see if someone is doing okay in Paris.
00:59:45She wrote and said that her French is going really good.
00:59:50I'm glad she hasn't abandoned you.
00:59:54You would have made a great stepmother.
00:59:56Being an auntie is more than enough for me.
01:00:01Goodbye, Max.
01:00:03We'll meet again.
01:00:05The game's not over.
01:00:29Amazing.
01:00:30Hey, do me one favor.
01:00:31Let's get it under Bahar's table in the high rollers area.
01:00:34And go ahead and give them broke bitches a little bit of ludo.
01:00:37No, no, trust me.
01:00:38It's better than blackjack.
01:00:39Listen to me.
01:00:39My brother wants to sell in that market.
01:00:41That's where we're going.
01:00:42Hey, I set a meeting with Mr. Abedi for tomorrow.
01:00:45You good?
01:00:45Johnny's in Lahore?
01:00:46Johnny's in fucking Lahore.
01:00:47Fuck yeah.
01:00:48I'll see you tomorrow at our golf course.
01:00:49Wah, wah, wah.
01:00:51Love to see two chief subs running one tight ship.
01:00:55Jalo.
01:00:56Nei cha-ja.
01:00:56We're just doing what you taught us with slightly less bullying.
01:00:58And I got Chadwater under control.
01:01:00The new clubhouse at the golf course is incredible.
01:01:03It's so sexy.
01:01:03And you know if he's just doing that to get married, right?
01:01:05We all know this.
01:01:06Shipments are running smoothly.
01:01:07We renovated the flock out of Max's old office.
01:01:09Now you have enough time to finally go on that trip.
01:01:12Mmm.
01:01:13Thanks, Peter.
01:01:15But I'm right here where I want to be.
01:01:17And here.
01:01:18Have this.
01:01:19I could tell you we did skip lunch again, so.
01:01:22Ooh.
01:01:22Can you give me a sandwich?
01:01:23You made mine with no peas.
01:01:25Wrong.
01:01:25You need the fiber.
01:01:26And mine has peas, right?
01:01:27All right.
01:01:28This is mostly just peas.
01:01:29Just eat it.
01:01:30What's...
01:01:31Somebody sent you a gift.
01:01:32Oh.
01:01:32You have too many gifts, man.
01:01:34What is it?
01:01:34It's a pie.
01:01:35Take it back.
01:01:36Or you know what?
01:01:36You keep it.
01:01:36Oh, thanks.
01:01:37Here.
01:01:39Why are you giving this to me?
01:01:41I don't know.
01:01:41You're good at reading, I guess.
01:01:42Congrats on your recent success.
01:01:46Now I'm coming for my piece of the pie.
01:01:47Oh, that's funny.
01:01:48From the eldest dar.
01:01:50Huh?
01:01:50I'm the eldest dar.
01:01:51Did you do this?
01:01:54Who did that?
01:01:59Yeah.
01:01:59Ah.
01:02:00It's for the city.
01:02:02Yeah.
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