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Off Campus Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:12I was too scared to let myself see
05:18All these pieces left behind
05:23Making it easier to hide
05:28I was too scared to let myself see
06:03Well, hello
06:04Yeah, I know
06:05You said I wouldn't call
06:09And yet
06:11And yet
06:13You're calling
06:16I broke up with Sean
06:21I'm sorry
06:23No, you're not
06:24No, I'm not
06:29I really want to call him
06:30But you called me instead
06:34I did
06:35You lied
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters
06:45No
06:47I fucking love roller coasters
07:05I just broke up with Sean
07:07And I can't hurt his feelings
07:11This is a one-time thing
07:15Tell no one
07:17I got it
07:41Okay, this is the last one
07:56Okay, this is the last time
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah
08:25Yeah, yeah, just give me a second
08:25Put that picture in the bathroom
08:27Hold on, hold on
08:27Dude, dude, dude
08:28What's that?
08:35I'm sorry, I just needed
08:36Yeah
08:36No, it's fine, man
08:37Just
08:38Just go
08:39Okay
08:39I'll go
08:47That was absolutely
08:49The last of the time
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett
09:02That this goes well
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun
09:05Supporting each other
09:06Helping each other grow as people
09:09Can all be about sex and fun
09:14Bus almost here
09:15Gotta go
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you
09:18It's fine
09:18I love a bus
09:20You hate a bus
09:21It's fine
09:25Love you
09:26Happy Thanksgiving
09:27Happy Thanksgiving
09:44All roads lead back to Dean
09:46This has just arrived
09:48Allie, this is
09:49Beau Maxwell
09:50Yeah
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her, know her
09:55But I know her in the way that she's like a god who walks among us
09:58That she booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating
10:01And now she's in Dea's understudy in Oleana on Broadway
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna
10:07You know that
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrily
10:15No way
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started
10:18So much
10:19I was in like the sixth row
10:20Shut up
10:21Okay, favorite musical of all time
10:23Three, two, one
10:25In the Heights
10:26Fuck off
10:27Stop
10:27You guys just met
10:28Okay, okay, okay, second favorite
10:29Three, two, one
10:31Little Shop
10:32Oh my god, you guys
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:43What is this?
10:45You're receiving an education
10:48What is this?
10:50You may be perfect for a blonde
10:52But I'm not that blonde
10:53I may be in love
10:55But I'm not stupid
10:55Lady
10:56But I
10:57Oh my god
10:58Oh good
10:59Sorry, I'm a mistake
11:00Corroy
11:01Take your break
11:02No, no, no, no
11:03Just ignore her
11:03She doesn't
11:04No, I can't
11:05I can't
11:05Don't listen to him, Ali, alright
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna
11:08Just like the rest of us
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that
11:11Yeah, you do
11:11Dean, you sick?
11:12I absolutely don't
11:13Oh, Dean was more of a dancer
11:16Stop
11:17Please tell me there's a video
11:18Oh, there's a video
11:19I will kill you
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason
11:30No reason at all
11:31Okay
11:32Well, you are sending this to me
11:33No, you're not
11:34Obviously
11:35You need to ride back Friday
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs
11:40It'll make the indigible
11:42On second time
11:43I think you should take the bus
11:44Oh, no, no, no
11:44Don't listen to him, Ali
11:45He can hitchhike to New York
11:56See you Friday
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now
12:05It's like a whole thing
12:07Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Huh?
12:15Um, no
12:15Yeah, totally
12:17Uh, okay
12:18What's going on?
12:20No, nothing
12:20It's just like everyone's over
12:24Hey, Ali, hey
12:25I can hear your nails
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody
12:29It's Sean
12:29You're backsliding
12:31I am not
12:31Hey, it's okay
12:33It's my dad
12:34He, um
12:36He can't find the remote again
12:37He, uh
12:38I swear he has ADHD
12:39But his generation's undiagnosable
12:41Oh, okay
12:43Okay, I should probably go help
12:45Love you, miss you
12:46Gobble, gobble
13:08Hey
13:10Happy Thanksgiving
13:14Cute
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year
13:20Holy shit
13:23I mean
13:24I kind of hate you
13:26But
13:27Holy fucking shit
13:29Thanks
13:36Oh, I mean, seriously
13:38It's like
13:39Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour
13:40In
13:41The Guggenheim out of Batley
13:47You said this wasn't a date
13:48It's not
13:49Feels like a date
13:51It's not
13:51It's a good bottle of wine
13:52My parents won't miss
13:55Happy Thanksgiving
13:58Happy Thanksgiving
14:04Okay
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it going to make me hate you more?
14:11Probably
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet
14:13Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom
14:15I could literally live in that
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags
14:19Usually we have a Bosque out there
14:21But it's on loan to the Whitney
14:27Okay, let's see it
14:30What?
14:32Your big move
14:33Grand finale
14:34I don't know what you're talking about
14:40Fine
14:41There's a piano
14:42In the den
14:44And I usually end the tour there
14:45And I talk about the piano
14:47And then they ask if I play
14:48And then I say
14:50Kind of
14:52Kind of
14:52Exactly
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World
14:56Mad World
14:57It's the only song I know
14:59And it works
14:59It works, okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me
15:04I am being normal
15:05No, you're not
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer
15:18She's a chaos monster
15:20My dad taught us when we were little
15:22It was a family tradition
15:24That's sweet
15:25It's cutthroat
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts
15:32We have a place here
15:34Sounds terrible
15:36Doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making us practice on Friday
15:40Because otherwise I'd be
15:41You know, I'd be laying on a beach
15:44Day drinking with Nick
15:45And destroying summer and beach volleyball
15:47God
15:48You need a tough life dealer in us
15:50The worst
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family though
16:00Seems like you miss them
16:03I'm good to be here
16:04I'm good to be here with you
16:06Also
16:10Shit
16:11Come on
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you
16:19Kate?
16:22I'm good to be here
16:48Youcaste
16:49вам What would
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:34I don't want to have to make up.
17:49No, I don't want to have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make up.
17:56But I don't want to have to make up.
18:00No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make up.
18:06But I don't want to have to make up.
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:14Ooh, I don't want to take off by the way.
18:18Used to fail
18:21Fail with me
18:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
18:27Can't take a bite from the thing we used to fail
18:31Oh, oh
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them
18:50Sorry, it's the guys
18:51Take it
18:54Seriously
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving
19:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
19:17Uh, so I took my apple and a hat
19:21I'm gonna take a month
19:22You've got her so dumb
19:23Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Oh, well, you don't stick to the level
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks
19:37Oh
19:40I didn't see you
19:44This just must be a one-time thing
19:46I mean, I can't a stupid happy and Garrett's your friend, I can't mess that up
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me
19:53She deserves this
19:54And the second people find out we're
19:58They're gonna ask what this is
19:59No, no, no one's gonna ask that
20:00They're not gonna ask you that
20:05People are gonna talk and Sean will find out and I can't hurt him
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48
20:14Oh my god, I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean
20:19We had fun, we were safe, we didn't hurt anyone
20:21Yeah, so let's keep it that way
20:23Ali, come on
20:26I'm sorry, I have to go
20:29Ali
20:40Hey, how was practice?
20:46It was fine
20:48Okay
20:48Good
20:50I can, uh, practice this downstairs
20:53No, stay
20:53I'm just gonna close my eyes
20:59There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy, yellow world
21:07Alone enough for me to ask just
21:10Alone enough to feel the hurt
21:15The glow
21:20The glow
21:22The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your
21:37Yellow, yellow hairs
21:39Yellow, yellow hairs
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted
21:51No, I like listening to you sing
21:53I like playing for you
21:54What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful
21:57How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it
22:06No, no
22:08I don't
22:08At all
22:09I really like the melody
22:12I just
22:13I don't get it
22:14I mean, maybe I'm just tired
22:15No, no, it's okay
22:17I don't get it either
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love
22:24Oh
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:27Yeah, I thought I could fix it
22:30But I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32And my gut is telling me you should just start over
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole
22:39This isn't working
22:41Right?
22:42No
22:43No
22:43Never had a problem giving me shit
22:45Yeah, this is different
22:46This is his art
22:47This is your art too
22:49And your showcase piece
22:54You've got this
22:55I believe in you
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03And we're gonna lose the showcase
23:05Ooh, we got a winner here
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad
23:09Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like you and you sing, but
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing
23:13But it's okay
23:15Cause he loves me
23:17Yeah, I do
23:28I love you, Aussie
23:30I love you, Aussie
23:50I love you too
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single
24:10And you'd be abandoning me to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst
24:17Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking
24:20What?
24:21No, no, no, no
24:22You're in love
24:22Go be in love
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving
24:26You miss him
24:27Actually, I was not
24:30He's been giving me space
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no
24:36I'm enjoying the space
24:38Well, that's great
24:39Totally
24:41Totally
24:43Except
24:44If I'm enjoying the space
24:45And that means I'm a terrible shitty person who
24:48Hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:50And then just
24:51Moves on
24:58This is about your mom
25:02She said never give up on love
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her
25:08You know?
25:09Like every step of the way
25:10Even when it got so hard
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean?
25:16Because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:21Of course not
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay
25:26You'll find another great love
25:30Or
25:31I mean
25:32Hear me out
25:34A fling
25:35Okay
25:36Uh
25:38Flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling
25:44Uh
25:45I can
25:45Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake
25:56I don't need to date someone
25:57I just need a distraction
25:59The fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay, you know I love you
26:04And I think you're perfect
26:05And I will support you no matter what
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member
26:11I know, I'm a team boyfriend
26:13Team boyfriend
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes
26:16You wanna tell a guy about your day
26:19And meet his mom
26:19And
26:21Watch him run a 5k
26:22And then complain about having to watch him run a 5k
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race
26:27Okay, look, this stuff with Sean is hard
26:30But whether you move on
26:31Or you get back together with him
26:34Bottom line is, I'm here for you
26:37I'm team Ally
26:39Just know that and believe that
26:41And totally ignore this giant duffel I am hacking to abandon you
26:46Yet again
26:47You're not abandoning me
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you
26:56But you're not taking that
26:58It's mine
27:05Yeah, maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line
27:11Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere
27:14Like God
27:15We're supposed to be on a date
27:17Oh wow, you really splurged, G
27:19This one was my treat
27:20Oh, then
27:22Rescinded
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:28It was
27:29It was
27:30It was fine
27:34Yeah
27:35Family
27:36Sucks
27:37Um
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit
27:43Uh, not this year
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year
27:52Logan was a Lil' cane
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through
27:59Yeah, they double booked, I'm trying to figure it out
28:01Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation
28:04I- I can reach out
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that
28:09Okay, big shot, you're not in the pros yet
28:11I- I didn't mean-
28:13I'm trying to help
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:20That's-
28:21That's-
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I- I can run it by Della
28:24That I'm sure should be happy to help
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:42Hope that you can keep it
28:44My dirty little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
28:49Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:55Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:04Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy John Logan
29:15For putting on this killer event
29:19Look at him
29:19Doesn't get any better looking than that
29:21And he's single ladies
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26For those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction
29:31And get some cool shit
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order
29:34But, there's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes and let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:44Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:54I've gone around and...
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A very little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:01Subtle
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:05I get that you're worried
30:07But there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09Looking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom and let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:17Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29To your boys
30:32For the record, I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:42Just to waste my time with you
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no, no, no
30:52Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us
31:04Thank the lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep, keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:10Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:12Eleven o'clock
31:16Hello
31:17Hello
31:18Hi, Mo
31:19There you go
31:20That's really good
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket
31:31Not pigs
31:32And
31:33That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kinda cool
31:42Yeah
31:43You know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:50You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:53Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Someone with zero expectations
32:03Who just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09Alright, we got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:35I love a throwback
32:36I love a throwback
32:37Right?
32:37You don't know you wanna mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop me
32:42Take a second
32:44I was dying before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your drink
32:55Just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk, I don't give a fuck
33:07I wanna dance by myself
33:08Guess you had a lot
33:10Don't touch
33:11Back up
33:12I'm not the one
33:14Alright
33:15I'll get back to work
33:16Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:37I don't want any girl
33:39Well, guess you're stuck with your hand
33:43Cause you know it's over
33:45Before it began
33:48Keep your drink
33:49Just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your band
33:56Nice
33:59His next one
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:09GHA?
34:10General Hardass
34:12Hey
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they close
34:24If we lose
34:25They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:32We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38I can
34:41Thanks
34:42And uh
34:44Thanks
34:45For
34:46All this
34:48And what are friends for?
34:57This is where at least people will spend the first week
34:59I mean the zone is suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, a little bird told me that you freshmen need to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:17So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Okay, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:54Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:04Hmm
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording on that
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um
36:24I know there are mostly
36:26Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that
36:33Ow! New York?
36:35Get out of here
36:36Hey, Della
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:53Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful technologies
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans, I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10Thanks
37:13What the hell dude, he just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not...
37:24He's a self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:04We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Hey, well on the bright side, you're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:35I'm going
38:36I'm going
38:37I'm going
39:00I'll reflect your sky
39:03Until I find out
39:06I'm sinking into your
39:09Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Lleaf green as your voice
39:14Yellow, yellow ray
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow, yellow ray?
39:21I don't know.
39:22Like pee?
39:31No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:51There you are.
39:54What did you think?
39:55What?
39:57The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:17Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:20I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
41:02And in first place...
41:07Grace Ivers.
41:09Please collect your prizes from Della at the barber.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart...
41:32Remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:42We'll be back.
41:44Please.
41:46Um...
41:47Okay, yeah.
41:47Good night.
41:48Good night.
41:49Good night.
41:53He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird.
41:57I'm gonna leave it alone
41:58You see the look up on your face
42:00Don't touch me
42:01Just cause reach me like a mini pie
42:06Baby, make it easy
42:08Steps against the wall
42:09Baby, easy at all
42:13change your mind no maybe just every time we do this I feel so amazing bad I feel bad
42:23guilty wait are you Kathleen no I'm just a girl I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:28before I can figure out what I'm feeling and I can't even do that right now because this
42:32fucking breakup is totally messing with my head I don't even know what to think then don't don't
42:38think tell me what you want I like Kat tell me what you want and this is not a relationship
42:51okay no strings no feelings just sex just fucking kiss me
43:06meet a man in an hour
43:26this is a party parties are supposed to be fun are you having fun not really you yeah not really
43:36Justin and I broke up oh not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song there's plenty of time you and Logan gonna be okay
43:49we'll be fine yesterday when he asked about your dad could have been an opening to tell him
43:57tell him what about Thanksgiving what you told me Phil's a dick Logan knows that everybody does
44:06that's all they have to know yeah well what happens when Phil shows up to a game
44:10when I win he nods and when I lose he says nothing he won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone Jensen Logan they care about you I don't need them to know
44:26and that's why I have you I trust you
44:36you want to go home I wish I told Della I'd oversee clean up and I really should get started
44:41on the song
44:43okay you go I'll stay at my place tonight you sure yeah you get some sleep for the game tomorrow
44:50big scary game against big scary CNA's you scared the shit out of them you know look how hard they're
44:57trying to please you oh they're not trying to please me they're trying to win which you will
45:02see you tomorrow okay be in the stands with the sign that says I heart diagram might be kind of
45:07hard
45:07to spot you there are a lot of those signs I hate you I love you too see you tomorrow
45:21you
45:23you
45:28you
45:30you
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