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02:17I still pay and display this one. The app doesn't work.
02:20I'll treat you. You're going to be here all day.
02:23I'll have the panels on it.
02:38You watch inside?
02:43Is that a football question?
02:46Yes.
02:49No.
03:01So you got this place on the house?
03:04Yeah. A mortgage to death.
03:07You try making money out of hospitality.
03:09The house is thanks to my parents.
03:11I sold theirs and bought number five.
03:13So they were rich?
03:14What, do I look like Lord Struthers of Morningside?
03:17They just had a nice terrace house in Dundee, so I murdered them and got the money.
03:23Well, and then you got this place with Curtis.
03:25Yeah, that is my punishment.
03:28I'm buying them out and it's taking forever because it costs a fortune.
03:30He still gets 20% of the profits, which is kind of 20% of not very much, but still.
03:36Dumb bastard.
03:38I'm seeing them tonight, as a matter of fact.
03:42With his newly beloved.
03:45So this is the thing.
03:46Sometimes when you touch it, you get a shock.
03:50Oh, well, it's fine now.
03:52Typical.
03:52But when it zaps you, that fuse goes.
03:58This one, it trips.
03:59Is that the right word?
04:00Trips.
04:00I'm going to have to turn the power off.
04:02Well, I've got the office upstairs.
04:03I still need to work.
04:04Yeah, well, I can isolate that.
04:05When did you last get your condition report?
04:07Um, November 25.
04:08We're up to date.
04:09So, who did you test for you?
04:12Aspreys.
04:13Where they charge 500 crudges for a visit.
04:16Yeah, I don't trust them.
04:18Do you know where they get their staff from?
04:20Aruba.
04:20Do you know where that is?
04:22The Caribbean.
04:23Exactly.
04:24I'm not being racist.
04:26Well, a little bit.
04:28I mean, think about it.
04:31Aruba.
04:33Who owns that?
04:35The Netherlands.
04:37And in the Netherlands, the mains wiring is 230 volts.
04:40And in Aruba, it's 127 volts.
04:42So, it's two different systems.
04:43It's like a fire trap.
04:45And why do they do that, eh?
04:47Have two different voltages.
04:49Tesla.
04:51What, like Elon Musk?
04:53No, Nikolai Tesla.
04:55He was the man who invented ACDC.
04:57And when he died, the FBI took all his papers and they burnt them so no one could see them.
05:02And then Elon Musk named his company after him.
05:05It's no coincidence, is it?
05:07Meaning?
05:08Exactly.
05:10It's a mystery.
05:12When I was young, ACDC meant bisexual.
05:18Look, there's nothing wrong with this.
05:19But I need to get back here, strip everything away, all right?
05:22It's not going to cost.
05:23Well, it's all going to cost, isn't it?
05:25Well, you know, I'm not being rude, but you know what happens.
05:28You get an electrician in and they're like, oh, everything needs rewining.
05:31And a job that was going to cost 100 quid ends up costing 10,000.
05:34Are you calling me a liar?
05:36No.
05:38Because the way people talk about work, man, nobody else would put up with it.
05:41Imagine if I walked in here, eh, and got a pint and said, if you watered this down, you'd get
05:46right on your i-horse, wouldn't you?
05:49Do you water it down?
05:50No.
05:50Well, that's your first mistake, isn't it?
05:52Paying your ex 20%.
05:55I'd start diluting it, mate.
05:56Oh, you're here early.
05:58Oh, yeah, yeah, this is Clive, the electrician.
06:01Hi, Clive.
06:01I'm Judy.
06:02Don't charge us a million quid, yeah?
06:08Nah, he's the one I told you about.
06:10Clive, from next door.
06:11I met his son online, and I mean online.
06:14He's 16.
06:15It said 18 bears bottle.
06:17So what did you do?
06:19Oh, I fucked him.
06:19Oh, Leo.
06:20Get off.
06:21It was mortifying.
06:22I said he was zero meters away.
06:24Zero.
06:25He must have seen me, though.
06:32You cheeky little bitch.
06:33But I will be the one to block him, thank you very much.
06:36It's my street, and I was gay before he was even a single spunk.
06:40Oh, my God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating.
06:42This is such a terrible day, and to top it all, I'm seeing Curtis tonight.
06:47Talking of tops.
06:49What for?
06:51We're being civilized.
06:54Could you not talk to him, though?
06:55The lad, what's his name?
06:56George, what would we talk about?
06:57Morning, Z.
06:58Z, boy next door, 16, looking for sex online, lying about his age.
07:02Should Leo not have a word?
07:03His dad's downstairs at the electrician.
07:05But his dad doesn't know he's gay, so do not see anything.
07:07How do you know he doesn't now?
07:09Because George is alive.
07:10That's a bit of 1980s.
07:12You'd be surprised.
07:13Times are changing.
07:14Not with this family.
07:15Trust me.
07:16Sit at home with a bad dad, and you're as closeted as ever.
07:18Why are you employing him, then?
07:19Could you just go and do some work, thank you?
07:22Are you mates with him?
07:23The boy.
07:24Why would I be mates with a 16-year-old?
07:26What would we even talk about?
07:27Bluey?
07:28No, I've hardly said two words to him.
07:30He's just like, oh no.
07:31Oh, I don't know.
07:32Best not then.
07:33Don't take his side.
07:34Yeah, but I can see what he means.
07:35It's a funny line to cross.
07:36So the kid goes online, hooks up, and gets murdered, and that's fine.
07:40Well, at least he wouldn't have died of origin.
07:43Oh, power's back on.
07:44Hooray.
07:46It's weird, isn't it?
07:47How we know more about his son than he does.
07:50His wife said he had an affair.
07:52For real?
07:53In a caravan park.
07:54Oh.
07:55Wait, Jenny and Leon gogglebox?
07:57Maybe it was Jenny.
07:59He's down.
08:00He can't hear this.
08:02He can't hear this down there.
08:04Can he?
08:04Ah, of course not.
08:05Yeah.
08:07Clive!
08:09Clive!
08:10Yeah!
08:14Nothing!
08:17I'll stop putting these back.
08:19Well, thanks, sir.
08:21Clive.
08:22Next to me, yeah.
08:23I'm Zee.
08:28What's that show for, then?
08:30It's not.
08:31I'm just Zee.
08:32I'm dressed for myself.
08:34How come?
08:36I just did.
08:39Placeholder.
08:39Tell I find the right name.
08:41I'm Hannah.
08:42My girlfriend chose it.
08:43She says it's Delica.
08:46How many of you are there?
08:49Morning, old.
08:49Okay, then.
08:51What have we got?
08:52No, no, it was straightforward.
08:53You just had a broken earth cable,
08:55so I just replaced it.
08:56It's done.
08:57But?
08:58No, no, you're just unlucky.
09:00Put in a new cable.
09:01All done.
09:02Oh, okay.
09:03Great.
09:04Well, that's good.
09:06But?
09:07Oh, I knew it.
09:08How much?
09:09No, it's just this here.
09:10I mean, look at it.
09:12You've got the whole thing running out of one socket.
09:14You've got your sound system, your lights, your mic.
09:17What else is plugged in here?
09:19Smoke machine.
09:21Bubble machine.
09:21Foil wheel.
09:22Well, look forward to the inquest when you're all burned to death.
09:25But look, I can strip away that wall.
09:27I can rewire it and put in five sockets.
09:29800 quid.
09:30All in.
09:31How long are we out of action?
09:32No, it just took me one night.
09:33I can isolate this wall so you can keep the bar open.
09:37600.
09:37800.
09:38All right.
09:39And that's final.
09:41It's not just the electrics, is it?
09:43You know, I've got to redecorate and patch it all in.
09:45So 800 gets you my lad in.
09:46My son.
09:47He's got level three joinery.
09:49So we can tidy it all up and then seal it off for you.
09:52How old's your son?
09:5325.
09:54He's got two sons.
09:57Why?
09:59What do you mean?
09:59Just, you have two sons.
10:03So?
10:05Nothing.
10:08Why did you say that?
10:10I just did because you have, haven't you?
10:16Does it matter?
10:19No.
10:23Okay.
10:24Great.
10:27700.
10:28800.
10:29All right.
10:31And then we're, uh, disco.
10:45That's enough.
10:46I'll get started.
10:47Uh, what did you get on the van?
10:50Two hours?
10:50Yeah.
10:51All right.
10:51Well, you better make it all day, haven't you?
10:53Your treat.
10:56See you later.
11:01Uh-huh.
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:13Eh-heh.
11:30oh i'm running late get a taxi and pick me up at 7 30 okay why are we having dinner
11:35with your ex
11:36no fucking idea carters and maggie at home at 10 o'clock we are leaving okay bye
11:43i'm just nobody's shulking about
11:45he's a shit play and he's a shit play and he's a shit play and i told him
11:59oh my brother my daddy's a married man put it away
12:03hey somewhere to park me bike
12:33give me my
12:41oh
12:42bloody flippin curtis stupid buddy dick
12:47deep breath
12:52maggie maggie maggie out out out oh that dates yeah sorry will it oh you look wonderful nice to see
12:58oh i saw sanjay yeah i know he's sad it's been ages how you been uh not bad not bad
13:05yeah you look in
13:06order and fatter and clear you'll be gonna need to smell let me take that
13:13so um um who else has come in oh uh well it's just us yeah i thought we could catch
13:20up have a chance
13:21to talk you know talk about what you know things it's all three
13:38and he grabs my laptop and runs i mean he's what six foot three on muscles i mean he's only
13:4325 years
13:44old so he runs like a gymnast out the front door gone and i'm on i'm on after him into
13:49the street
13:50then i hear this click it's the door closing behind me locked and i'm standing there absolutely
13:56naked oh my god no way yeah i'm standing in the middle of the street stark bullock naked i have
14:01to rescue him yeah did that really happen all hanging out for all the world to see a couple of
14:10this
14:15but that's it because trump is fixing the court so he can stay for a third time
14:20why not a fourth because you know what this is the dark age it's a new dark age if i
14:28live for 30 more
14:29years i will die before the dark age ends this is it now for life i've missed all this it's
14:37definitely
14:37suit to say it it's a little bit doom scrolling don't you think maggie you can't seriously say these
14:44good times the good times can you oh hardly no but i think we're in a state of panic i
14:48don't think it
14:49helps i panic apparently that's not what she means i just think we can all worry but we need to
14:57do
14:57something so we are just sort of a little bit of good in the world yeah yeah that's what we
15:10wanted to
15:10say it's not a big deal we just didn't want you to hear it second hand we are going to
15:16foster
15:18we did the panel on monday and they've said yes so gonna be foster parents oh i think that's brilliant
15:26well done nice that's amazing bid changes there's such a shortage i mean there is such a shortage
15:36poor poor kids having to listen to you two we're terrified and we did try but i'm 45 now and
15:47that's
15:47not gonna happen and this is the next best thing it's equally good yes it's exactly sorry mum and dad
15:58yes to you congratulations we need people like you
16:04you get a lot of money that's why we're doing it cold hard cash it's the only it's just you
16:09never
16:09said when we were together you never said you wanted kids i didn't back then what changed nothing i
16:17suppose i was a different person oh no you're better no don't
16:29right are we all done we've got a lovely tiramisu all good i'll give your hand
16:46look come here
16:58daddy you might be a complete nightmare i might regret every single second
17:03you can't fuck up their lives you know children
17:07because they've had a hard enough time already you don't need to come into a house that's
17:16austere oh that's what i am is it well i was always the one who was a laugh
17:20i mean sorry but our mates did not come round for a hoot with oh yeah you're so funny you're
17:25just
17:25that you never said anything ever about kids jimmy adopted you never said a word not a hint
17:31it's like i never knew you except well i didn't did i
17:39you know it's really stupid
17:42since you left eating on my own sitting there cut up into little pieces i eat i put down the
17:51fork i
17:52wash up it's just all that ceremony okay and then i shit i shit and i eat might as well
17:59be a tube that's
17:59my life i'm a tube do you still have your key i've got what your key to the house you've
18:05still got it
18:05uh i i i don't know maybe i didn't formally hand it over why would you like me to no
18:10it's just like
18:14you haven't been back have you to the house
18:18yes it's just things keep moving when i'm not looking it's i feel like i'm going mad i come back
18:25home and it's like things have been moved like a glass or a bottle a letter or a book it's
18:35the wrong way
18:38i had a little bit less wine and then i turn on the tv you know when you turn on
18:43the tv it goes to
18:44the last channel you were on when i turn it on it goes to channel 161 what the hell is
18:48161
18:52you're okay
18:57yeah it's not me
18:59no i didn't i didn't think it was i don't really think there's anyone in your house no
19:11i've gone
19:16yeah i've left you darling i've gone
19:50no no no wait i'll do the best bit i'll do the best bit maggie sob story baron maggie
19:57what she said did that really happen oh my god yeah how'd you kill a fucking story did that
20:04really happen oh hardly hardly she said that ooh hardly downtown abbey hardly ah that's why she
20:14sneered him to be a mother that's what she wanted all this time i said so you know what i'm
20:20gonna do
20:20tonight i'm gonna get laid i'm gonna get fucked and battered and rimmed i am so gonna get rimmed
20:27did you know that curtis has never eaten arson his entire life yeah he did tell me you don't eat
20:32it with some coriander but it's a nicer night
20:37all right my darling good night
20:39bend over scotland
20:44don't worry i've only had two beers so i won't turn up on go but this is leo my gay
20:49neighbor oh if that's not offensive
20:51well it is so watch it don't talk to an employer like that
21:16i don't know
21:38Found ya. Hello. I'm Dave. I know it says Francesco on the app, but Francesco gets more results, so...
21:46Anyway, it's Dave, really.
21:48Yeah, hi. I'm Leo.
21:50And that's your real name?
21:50Yes.
21:51Good start. There's a lot of liars on that thing.
21:59Ooh, nice place.
22:01Thanks.
22:02Do you own it?
22:03I do, yeah.
22:06It's nice.
22:08Is it just you?
22:09It's just me. And that is how it's going to stay. I'm afraid, just me. I'm fine with being on
22:18my own.
22:19I didn't come round to marry you.
22:21No, but, hmm. I've changed my mind. I'm just not up for it tonight. I thought I was, but I'm
22:29not. You know when it just goes?
22:33You're kidding me?
22:34Sorry.
22:38Another one.
22:43You know I came all this way.
22:45Well, 662 metres, not that far.
22:48Piece of.
22:50I will.
22:58Oh, fuck.
23:00Oh, fuck.
23:13Fuck.
23:21Oh, fuck.
23:25Oh, fuck.
23:32Oh.
23:34Oh.
23:36Oh, fuck.
23:43Oh, fuck.
24:04You don't blame them. Your own friends treat you like shit.
24:09Yeah, you'd know.
24:10They might as well piss on the floor.
24:11I'm gonna get in the floor!
25:01I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting
25:20What's...
25:49Fuck you. Fuck off then. Fuck off kid!
25:54Alright?
26:13Fuck off kid!
26:49Fuck off kid!
26:52Fuck off kid!
27:03Fuck off kid!
27:07Fuck off kid!
27:21Fuck off kid!
27:29Fuck off kid!
27:34Fuck off kid!
27:40Fuck off kid!
27:47Fuck off kid!
27:54Fuck off kid!
27:58Fuck off kid!
28:00Fuck off kid!
28:02Fuck off kid!
28:04Fuck off kid!
28:06Fuck off kid!
28:07Fuck off kid!
28:09Fuck off kid!
28:10Fuck off kid!
28:10Fuck off kid!
28:11Fuck off kid!
28:11Fuck off kid!
28:12Fuck off kid!
29:20I love you.
29:22I love you.
29:25I still love you.
29:26I still love you.
30:06I still love you.
30:32I still love you.
31:08I still love you.
31:11I still love you.
31:48I still love you.
32:26I still love you.
32:39I still love you.
32:40Can you just leave me alone?
32:41I want to tell you something important, it's all right?
32:43They're not worth it.
32:46Not one of them.
33:00Oh, you're disgusting.
33:05Oh, you're disgusting.
33:42Oh, you're disgusting.
33:44Oh, you're disgusting.
33:46Oh, you're disgusting.
33:47I was in early yesterday.
33:49I was in early yesterday because of you.
33:49I was in early yesterday because of you.
34:16You've got any paint.
34:17You've got any paint left when you last did the walls.
34:18You looked in the cellar.
34:19And there it was, sitting at the back after all these years.
34:21No one ever chucks paint away.
34:22Don't know how to do it.
34:23That saves you a bit of money.
34:25Nicely played.
34:25Well, welcome on board, Saul.
34:28All right.
34:29You and Judy have got the managers meeting.
34:30Now, all the bars and clubs at the council, it's a riot.
34:33Help yourself to anything and Mikey can look after you.
34:36Mikey, you've met Clive.
34:38That's Saul, Clive's son.
34:39All right.
34:40Good morning, fellas.
34:42Good morning, fellas.
35:09It's Saul, isn't it?
35:11I mean, you're a hot Saul.
35:14Oh, mate, don't tell me you're subscribed.
35:16It's for girls, you know.
35:17Can't stop me.
35:17As long as you're paying.
35:18I'm on there.
35:19Oh, yeah.
35:20Mikey Manchester.
35:21How much do you make?
35:2220,000 a year.
35:24Fucking hell, I make six if I'm lucky.
35:25What you're working here for?
35:27My dad.
35:28He's a dickhead.
35:30Left us with a load of debts and shit.
35:32Bye.
35:33Give one a cut up.
35:34Oh, mate, not my scene.
35:36I can teach you.
35:37Seriously, you're swimming?
35:38Yeah.
35:38Take a bite.
35:39No, let's try.
35:41Cheers, mate.
35:41Keep subscribing.
35:42Have a good one.
35:43I've done that.
35:48I am catnip in this place.
35:50What do you mean?
35:51That Mikey, lad.
35:52Asking to diddle me.
35:53Begging for it.
35:55So what did you see?
35:56I said up your arse.
35:57That was a mistake.
35:58You said yes, please.
36:02And who is she?
36:04I'm Saul.
36:05I'm with him.
36:06Well, isn't he the lucky one?
36:09I told you.
36:10Gatnip.
36:16And who are you?
36:18I'm the electrician.
36:19Oh, the neighbour.
36:21That's right.
36:22The horny-handed son of toil.
36:25You're the one with the sun.
36:27He said he was hot.
36:30Who did?
36:32Leo.
36:34When did he say that?
36:36Wasn't he naked, your boy?
36:39Wasn't there a story that Leo was in your house and your son was naked?
36:44Yeah.
36:45And the boss got locked out of the house.
36:47You mean Saul?
36:48Yeah, well, he doesn't mean George, does he?
36:49George is 16.
36:50He's legal.
36:51Melba.
36:53It's a bit dangerous in here with the electrics.
36:55Let's keep you safe, eh?
36:55Sit you by the window.
36:57Hannah's actually nipping off for some toasties, if you want one.
37:00Let's get you a nice cheese and I'm toastie, eh?
37:05Next point of order.
37:07Lachlan McCartney.
37:08You'd be glad to hear he's currently residing at his majesty's pleasure.
37:11Which one is he?
37:12The bird man.
37:13Big tall skidhead.
37:14You've seen him.
37:15He packed the heads off pigeons and leave them outside Cruise 101.
37:17Oh yeah.
37:18Not anymore.
37:19Pigeon population is restored.
37:20Next on the list.
37:21Over to you, Lucille.
37:23This was tough.
37:24Miss Titty Ditty.
37:25Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow.
37:28We booked her.
37:29But she then prints posters and starts advertising on her website.
37:33This is her.
37:34Not us.
37:34And the image had a Starved David on it.
37:37It's got all sorts on it.
37:38It's got Spider-Man.
37:40It's got the TARDIS.
37:41It's got Cynthia Erivo.
37:43It's a collage.
37:44But we get protests.
37:46They think she's anti-Palestine.
37:47Does she?
37:48I don't think she could point to Palestine on a map.
37:50She sings limericks on a banjo.
37:51But the next thing you know, our staff are being assaulted.
37:54Security, they're getting food flung at them.
37:55Chips and stuff thrown in their face.
37:57Who does that? Passes by?
37:58No.
37:59Our lot.
38:00Lesbians at a lesbian bar attacking the lesbian staff because of a lesbian with a Jewish symbol.
38:06What the hell's going on?
38:08On behalf of the council, I've got to say, we're very happy.
38:12We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm.
38:15But I do have one worry.
38:18You have a lot of drag queens on the door.
38:22We do.
38:23Are you sure?
38:25We definitely do. I've seen them.
38:27Are you sure about the policy?
38:29We think it might drive people away.
38:31I think they draw people in.
38:33In fact, I know they do.
38:33People love a drag queen.
38:35In 2026?
38:36Since time immemorial, I don't quite understand what the problem is here.
38:39I'm gay.
38:40I go to Canal Street.
38:41I discovered that gay means a man in lipstick and a wig with false breasts and glitter.
38:46How does that represent me?
38:48It's not meant to represent you.
38:49No, but nothing ever represents me, does it?
38:52So, what do you want?
38:53Doorstaff and...
38:57What?
39:00He's not even gay.
39:01He's been seen with a woman called Elaine.
39:03He just pretends to be gay to get promoted.
39:05That's how it works these days.
39:07I always said the left would eat itself and the feasting has begun.
39:11They're throwing chips.
39:12With tomato fucking sauce.
39:14Do you still have that youth group?
39:16Yeah, still going.
39:17I've got a youth for you.
39:19Let me save one of them.
39:20Just one.
39:22Ah, that's what I like to see.
39:24At least I can trust you, Lord.
39:25Morning, Melba.
39:26My meeting was dull, stupid and insane.
39:29Hello, Clive.
39:30All good?
39:31It's all happy?
39:32All good.
39:32Oh, and Benny from the brewery.
39:35On cue.
39:36A warm hand on your entrance.
39:37You wish.
39:38Christ, I've had a night and a half.
39:40Hello, Leonardo.
39:41And I was out.
39:42Special offers.
39:43Love your best friend down the 31st.
39:45What?
39:45I know, I don't know who comes up with this shit, me.
39:47Someone in a room.
39:48So, I went out last night, hooked up with this ice skater.
39:51He sat down with Disney on ice.
39:52I said, well, better than being with Disney on fire.
39:54No word of a lie.
39:55Grabbed his arse.
39:56It was like holding a skull.
39:57Oh, nice.
39:58I know.
39:59And hung like a deodorant.
40:00Like a lady-sized roll-off.
40:02Fuck your mother.
40:03I'm talking a canister of right guard.
40:05You should see me, girls.
40:06I'm prolapsed.
40:08And he shot his load.
40:09Do you know how many ropes?
40:10Twelve.
40:10In the face.
40:11One out, two out, three out, four out.
40:13I was like a battered wife.
40:15Trying to work here.
40:18Don't you tell me to put a plug in it, darling,
40:21because I've already got one in.
40:22Penny from the brewery.
40:23This is Clive.
40:24We're having some electrics done.
40:26Oh, are you putting the neon back up?
40:28Oh, my God.
40:29That's a thought.
40:30I love the neon.
40:31I love the neon.
40:33Do you remember?
40:41Oh, shit.
40:42What happened to that thing?
40:43Never bloody worked, did it?
40:45And I got the blame for it.
40:46Come on, Curtis.
40:46A thousand pounds, that thing cost.
40:48You wasted a thousand pounds on a stupid, tacky gimmick.
40:51Yeah, we should put it back up.
40:52Curtis would be so pissed off.
40:54Hey, Clive, can you fix neon signs?
40:56It cost you extra.
40:57Where is it?
40:57It's not here.
40:58Oh, no, it's at home.
40:59It's at mine.
40:59I got it in the divorce.
41:01It's a big old thing.
41:01Clive, could you bring it in your van tomorrow?
41:03Oh, no.
41:03I told you it's a one-day job, innit?
41:06Anyway, I think I'm finished with this place.
41:07Well, I'm still paying you.
41:10Alright, yeah.
41:11I'll go and get it.
41:12Where is it?
41:12Your house.
41:13I've got the keys, haven't I?
41:14No, but I don't like anyone going into my house without me.
41:17Why not?
41:17What am I going to do?
41:18I just don't.
41:19Well, maybe you should come with me, eh?
41:20Because I want to talk to you about inappropriate behaviour.
41:24Your staff making suggestions to my son.
41:26Shut up, Dad.
41:27Don't be stupid.
41:29What did you do?
41:30Is there anything?
41:32Oh, drama.
41:32Salt me popcorn.
41:36Yes, number six.
41:37And I know them all.
41:38That's inappropriate.
41:39Alright, alright.
41:39I'll have a word.
41:40But come on, Clive.
41:41They're lads.
41:43They banter.
41:43Wasn't it just banter?
41:45Saul's 25 years old.
41:46Exactly.
41:46He's not a kid.
41:47Yeah, and he's not bent.
41:48Oh, so that's the problem.
41:50I did not make a pass at him.
41:52Are you kidding me?
41:53I'm not seriously getting bollocked.
41:54It's people your age who insist on these rules for good reason.
41:58And I think this is privacy.
42:00I saw them Saul was laughing.
42:01Why is everything always sex with you like?
42:04All the time.
42:04And it's not like that with you.
42:06Come on, Clive.
42:06Take me to one of your building sites.
42:07Let me listen to your mates.
42:09I'd be shocked.
42:10Fuck your mother, that man, sir.
42:11I mean, fuck your mother.
42:12Who says that?
42:13I was being professional.
42:15This is my profession.
42:16We're both on OnlyFans.
42:18Look.
42:18And there's Saul.
42:21Sounding himself.
42:22Here.
42:22Have it on a group chat.
42:33Anything good?
42:34The person with the lipstick said that you fancied Saul.
42:37I mean, how old are you, Leo?
42:38Clive, look.
42:39He's 65 and strapping.
42:40I'm allowed to notice.
42:42If you were the mate who had a daughter who was 25 and gorgeous, you'd notice, so...
42:46What?
42:46It's not my fault, then.
42:48Saul is...
42:49They've got rules about this.
42:50There's an employee.
42:51You can't play that.
43:08What?
43:10What's so funny?
43:11I didn't know it's not it's not it's not it's not it.
43:18You're laughing aren't you?
43:19Just all of you.
43:20You're laughing a filth.
43:21It's just filth.
43:23Deodorants.
43:24You wonder why you get hated.
43:25All right.
43:26You can hate us and blame us all you like.
43:27But why don't you sit down with your son, huh?
43:29Your straight son and ask him.