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00:14To be continued...
00:31Monster!
00:34You're monster!
01:24Oh, you little!
01:32Oh, the fuck!
01:48Hi, hi.
01:49Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out.
01:51I was just putting something in the bin and then click.
01:55So, what's your onto a ladder?
01:57Um, no, I don't think I've got any windows open.
02:00I just need to phone my friend Stephanie.
02:03Remember her, my best mate?
02:03She's got a spare key.
02:04I mean, I've got a spare key, but guess what it is?
02:07In the house.
02:08I find out how good that is.
02:12Yeah, look, you better get in, aren't you?
02:32Sorry, George.
02:34Got locked out.
02:36You're a bit stupid.
02:40How are you doing? How's school?
02:41It's college now.
02:42College!
02:43Good. Well done.
02:45Yeah.
02:48No, but, um, I don't know her number.
02:50I mean, who knows numbers anymore?
02:52But I remember she did that charty thing with Marie.
02:54You know, remember the kids' breakfast thing?
02:56So I thought she might have it.
02:57Marie's in work.
02:58I know.
02:59So, could you...
03:10Clive, I'm busy.
03:11What is it?
03:12Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here.
03:15In his pants.
03:17Yeah, he's locked himself out.
03:18You know why that is, don't you?
03:20Because Bridget was on WhatsApp two minutes ago.
03:22I'm trying to do my job, but it's ping, ping, ping.
03:24All about him from next door.
03:26Because you know what she said.
03:28Guess what she saw, Bridget.
03:33Is that right?
03:36What do you mean, running?
03:38Running out of the house?
03:39It was.
03:43And then what happened?
03:46Leo was running.
03:48Yeah, no, he said you've got his friend's number.
03:51But, um, Stephanie?
03:53Yeah, yeah, that's the one.
03:55Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just, uh, text it to me.
03:59Bridget.
04:01Opposite.
04:01She says there was a man.
04:03Came running out to your house.
04:05And then you came running after him, but he ran off, so, uh...
04:08That's how you got locked down.
04:09Right.
04:11Him.
04:13Morning.
04:14Hi.
04:14It's quite a night.
04:16We've never tried gunning before.
04:18Not as a couple.
04:20Um, can I get you a coffee, or...?
04:23Yeah.
04:23Uh, black.
04:24Thanks.
04:26Eddie.
04:26Leo.
04:27And so on.
04:29Um, I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in.
04:33I wasn't expecting anyone overnight.
04:35Kind of surprised me.
04:37Not that I'm complaining.
04:38I don't have anything in it.
04:43Don't...
04:43Yeah.
04:49Little...
04:50That was my friend, um, Eddie.
04:53And he was staying with me.
04:54And, uh, he went.
04:55I waved him goodbye.
04:57And that's when I, uh, took out the paper stuff.
05:01Thanks for the bin.
05:05Oh, whoa.
05:08Stephanie.
05:13I know, but I'm in my pants and I have to open up at work.
05:16I know you're busy.
05:18I'm sorry, but...
05:19Hold on.
05:21What are you doing?
05:23Um, I got...
05:24I got locked out.
05:27You weirdo.
05:31Steph, Steph, I'll take us away at Christmas.
05:33I swear, I'll pay.
05:33Just get me out of here.
05:41Right.
05:42Good.
05:43Uh, she has a key.
05:43Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr Struthers.
05:46Don't bother me.
05:47Yeah, well, it bothers me, so go and get some clothes on, eh?
05:52Hello.
05:53Hey.
05:54That's enough.
05:56I apologise for my son.
05:59Thanks.
06:05It's definitely, it'll be around about 20 minutes.
06:07She's wrapping something up at work and then she's coming over.
06:09Just put the keys in an Uber.
06:10Ah, she thinks they're all anti-union.
06:11She won't touch them, so...
06:13All right, if I just wait here?
06:14No.
06:15Okay, it's just for 20 minutes.
06:17Yeah, no, I need to get to work in a bit.
06:19I can just sit and watch TV.
06:21Hey, George, what time are you at college?
06:2211.
06:23Yeah, you can't sit here with him.
06:25Why not?
06:27You're 16.
06:47Hey.
06:49God.
06:52Did you get the jacket?
06:53No, the guy was next door and he was not happy at the time.
06:56His wife was always angry.
06:59I'm surprised they're still together after what happened.
07:02There was a hook-up. God, Eddie, he nicked my laptop and ran off.
07:05I ran after him and got locked out.
07:31I'm disgraceful.
07:32You're lucky. It would have been a lot worse.
07:34I mean, you're 60 next year.
07:36God's sake.
07:37I'm allowed to have fun.
07:39What, like this? Really?
07:42He's not coming back, Steph.
07:45Did you see on Instagram?
07:46Curtis in Italy. With her.
07:49So, why were you surprised? What happened next door with Clive Goss?
07:53Goss the boss.
07:54He slept with someone else.
07:56Did he?
07:57On holiday in a caravan park.
07:59Oh, no.
08:00I mean, imagine.
08:01I mean, what else is there to do but fuck around?
08:05If you think about it, they've got a son of, what, 25, but the other one's only 15?
08:1116.
08:11So, that age gap means marriage and crisis.
08:14Having another child never fixes anything.
08:16I ate too much cheese.
08:18Well, not anymore.
08:21How's work?
08:22It's insane.
08:25Thanks to you lot.
08:26What does that mean?
08:28That's all your fault, isn't it?
08:30What is?
08:34We've got this kid in care now.
08:36He arrived in Britain in December.
08:38But he's on that scheme, so there's no records.
08:41Says he's 14.
08:43Is he fuck 14?
08:44He's got a moustache.
08:45He's got a beard.
08:47He's 21, at least.
08:49But he says he's 14, so 14 it is.
08:51And he is in there with the kids, and he's taking the boys out drinking.
08:57Don't tell me there's no drugs.
08:59There are drugs.
09:01Well, it's the way he looks at the girls.
09:05And he's always outside the bathroom every time a girl has a shower, standing there, grinning.
09:09But that's just the beginning, cos this boy, this man, is on top of the list to be fostered.
09:15Which means I have to process that application.
09:18And these foster families, they've got daughters.
09:22But what do I tell them?
09:24I can't warn them.
09:25I'm not allowed, cos he says he's 14, and therefore it's a fact.
09:29So what can I do?
09:31Nothing.
09:32And how is this my fault?
09:34He self-identifies, which you lot invented.
09:38Not fair enough.
09:54Hey, how you doing?
09:56This is the love of my life.
09:58It will never work.
09:59Thank God.
10:00Are you?
10:01Yeah.
10:19Morning.
10:21What time do you call this?
10:23Cheesy out to open up, boss.
10:24I was waiting outside.
10:25Hello, Steve.
10:26Morning, everybody.
10:28Morning, boss.
10:28So, I finished here last night.
10:32I was going to go straight home.
10:32Then I thought, oh, quick little snifter on one road.
10:35Met a man called Eddie.
10:37Tall, thin, hot.
10:39Chat, chat, chat.
10:40Ninety minutes later, took him home.
10:42You didn't.
10:43I did.
10:44Wild sex.
10:45I will draw a veil.
10:46Then this morning we get up, go downstairs.
10:48He grabs my laptop and runs into the street.
10:51I run after him.
10:52The door closes behind me.
10:53I'm locked out of my own house.
10:55Stark naked.
10:56Oh, what?
10:57Stark bollock naked in the street.
11:00All I could do was steal a garden gnome from next door to hide my privates.
11:04I said to God, I'm in the middle of the street, my arse hanging out, and a garden gnome hiding
11:09my Kenny Badenovs.
11:11Wait, there's more.
11:12There's more.
11:13So, I go next door.
11:14There's the neighbor's son, fresh out of the shower.
11:18Dripping.
11:1925 years old.
11:20Pink.
11:21Wet.
11:22Topless.
11:22Well, I tell you, all of a sudden that garden gnome had a fishing rod.
11:27What a start to the day.
11:30I thank you.
11:41Hannah.
11:42What happened yesterday?
11:43I had a headache.
11:45Well, that is what the sick line is for.
11:47You don't ask Tanya to pass on a message.
11:49You phone the sick line because I've always got it.
11:52If I don't have it, Judy's got it.
11:53And we need to know properly so we can get cover.
11:55Understood?
11:56Yup.
11:57Good.
11:57What?
11:58This is Frederick.
11:59He's been waiting.
12:00You were supposed to interview him at half-past.
12:02Oh, right, right.
12:03Ah, first customer of the day.
12:05Morning, Melba.
12:06The usual.
12:07Louise, can you sort out the day?
12:10Morning.
12:11So, Frederico.
12:12Have you worked in a bar before?
12:13Yeah, I did two weeks at Pinnacle.
12:15Why'd you leave?
12:16They sacked me.
12:17Good start.
12:18All right, let's do this on the hoof.
12:19Come behind the bar.
12:20Come on.
12:22So, what did Pinnacle pay you?
12:23Ten.
12:24We pay twelve, but that means you have to work for it.
12:26So, come on, show me.
12:27Get me a WKD, a gin and tonic, and vodka lime.
12:30Both with ice.
12:31Except we don't have any ice.
12:32Mikey, can you get the ice?
12:34Morning, boss man.
12:35Basically, we're a speed bar.
12:37We don't do cocktails.
12:37The nearest thing we do is a blue lagoon, but not from a shaker.
12:41We don't have time for that.
12:41Just pour it straight into the glass.
12:42Do you know what's in a blue lagoon?
12:44No.
12:45Vodka, curacao, and lemonade.
12:48So, what do you do?
12:48Are you a student?
12:49Yeah.
12:49What are you studying?
12:50Philosophy.
12:51Ooh, philosophy.
12:53You know my philosophy?
12:54I can imagine.
12:55Fuck them all.
12:56I was right.
12:58Okay.
13:00Electric shock.
13:01Ah, you see?
13:02Well, you get that fuse box.
13:03I told you, boss.
13:03It's happening all the time.
13:05Ah.
13:06You alright, Freddie?
13:07It's a bit normal.
13:08Okay.
13:08Let's do a little test to see if you were listening.
13:11So, tell me, Fred.
13:12In a blue lagoon, there is vodka, curacao, and...
13:15What?
13:16I've got no feeling in my hand.
13:18Have I lost you?
13:20It really shocked me.
13:23Okay.
13:24Alright.
13:25Do you want a little lie down in a glass of water, Freddie?
13:27Hannah, get this boy a seat.
13:28Go on.
13:29Put your feet up, young man.
13:30You have just survived death by fridge.
13:33Yeah, I am a bit unsteady.
13:38Zee.
13:39We'll leave a word with Hannah.
13:40She's taking the piss.
13:41You can't keep missing shifts like this.
13:42Taking the piss.
13:43They keep missing shifts.
13:44Alright.
13:44Oh, come on, boss.
13:45Not you.
13:47Honestly, Zee.
13:49Your tribe is the most beleaguered on the entire planet.
13:51And what do you do?
13:52The one thing that is guaranteed to annoy everyone.
13:55You fiddle about with your pronouns, and now everyone's pissed off with you.
13:58My GP stopped prescribing oestrogen.
14:00But never mind that, eh?
14:01You're pissed off about one little word.
14:04Yeah, I know.
14:05Okay.
14:06I'm getting old.
14:09Hello, sick line?
14:10Hiya.
14:12Frederick?
14:14You're calling in sick?
14:16I don't feel very well.
14:18The sick line is for employees.
14:19Yes.
14:20But, according to the employment law of 2024...
14:23Don't you dare.
14:24...despite the 26th amendment...
14:26Fucking Labour government.
14:27...we've got full workers' rights from day one, which starts at the point of interview,
14:31and I was just electrocuted.
14:33I should get compensation for that.
14:36You little...
14:37Boss.
14:37Boss.
14:40Okay.
14:41Freddy.
14:43I think you should go home and consider your position.
14:52Thank you for the interview.
14:55I'll let you know.
14:58Me letting you know.
14:59Legacy of gear bloody stormer.
15:01You come to Manchester and run a bar your lordship.
15:05Yeah.
15:06This is Leo.
15:07Over.
15:07Could you come up here, boss?
15:08We'll bring Z with you.
15:09We've got a problem.
15:10Over.
15:12What have you done now?
15:143am.
15:15We're locking up.
15:17That's when you said goodbye, Z.
15:19Me and Mikey head out the front.
15:21You slip into that quarter turn where there's no camera,
15:24and that's when you stay all night.
15:25Oh, Z, darling.
15:28This morning, 9am.
15:29I open up.
15:30I go upstairs.
15:31You pretend to arrive,
15:34and you shout upstairs, say hello,
15:35and I said hello.
15:36So what?
15:37You...
15:38You slept in that tiny little space.
15:39I thought you were the clever one.
15:41What happened?
15:43They said they were going to kill me.
15:47This Polish lad moved in,
15:49and he was alright at first.
15:51But then three of his mates moved in,
15:53so it was a house share with four of them,
15:54and one of me.
15:56And we'd laugh, you know.
15:59But then they said we were like brothers.
16:01Oh, they knew.
16:04And then it gets worse.
16:06They get drunk,
16:07start panging on my door every night.
16:10I'm going to fuck you, little boy.
16:12Jesus.
16:14First lad McHale.
16:16He said,
16:17I am going to fuck you until you're dead.
16:24From that moment on,
16:25they just want to kill me.
16:27He said they were going to cut my throat.
16:30Can't you go to the police?
16:31Yeah.
16:32That'll really help.
16:34He can stay with Ashraf.
16:35He's got a room.
16:35He can stay there.
16:36I'll have a word.
16:37All my stuff's in that house.
16:39Then let's go get it.
16:42Okay, everybody.
16:44Please, don't sit.
16:53At the end.
16:54They'll be asleep.
16:55Be getting at four.
16:56Sleep till four.
16:57Just keep quiet.
17:00All right, let's go.
17:04Let's go.
17:20Shh.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:27Come on.
17:30Come on.
17:35This isn't that room.
17:37It's a box.
17:38They all live like this.
17:40I guess this is what we did to them.
17:48Hi.
17:49Oh.
17:50Uh, good afternoon.
17:51Uh, my friend.
17:52We're not causing any trouble here.
17:54Just helping out a colleague.
17:56Just a few texts and we'll be gone.
17:59You know, I've always wanted to visit Poland.
18:01What would you recommend?
18:02Michael!
18:03Come on, quick.
18:04Michael!
18:05Quick, come on, come on.
18:07All right, Jeff.
18:10Who are you in my house?
18:12Who the fuck are you, granddad?
18:13You try it.
18:14You fucking try it.
18:17You motherfucker.
18:18Ah, the lady boy.
18:20I'm gonna fuck you with that big stick, lady boy.
18:22I'm telling you.
18:28I can't stop all of ya.
18:30But you, Bartek,
18:31I can get you, you little twat.
18:33And they can kill me
18:35and rip my head off my body.
18:36But before I die,
18:38I will batter
18:39your tiny little skull
18:41into pieces, you fucking prick.
18:43I can't.
18:45I can't.
18:45Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
18:48Jesus Christ.
18:49Jiddy, run!
18:52Go, go, go, go, go.
18:54Who have you got a gun?
18:55I'm licensed to kill 22 types of bird
18:57in my own back garden.
19:01Fuck off!
19:03Fuck off!
19:04Fuck off!
19:06Fuck off!
19:08What the hell, Jiddy?
19:10You can't just stop I know what I'm doing uncle was a bodyguard to the shop
19:44I don't know what I'm doing
20:10Come on, give us your key then.
20:13You said you had a spare key.
20:14You might as well give it to me, might you?
20:17Well, I'm not going to knock myself out again, Clive.
20:20Oh, whatever you do.
20:24Okay.
20:25Here you go.
20:27What's your alarm code?
20:31Yeah, okay.
20:331502.
20:341502.
20:34Oh, on me coat.
20:38What a day I've had.
20:41Thanks very much for this morning.
20:43That's very kind of you.
20:46So do I get a key for yours?
20:48You wish.
21:05Guys, do you have a drink?
21:07Me and Mike, hire the guys in here.
21:23I'm gonna swatch this with Donna and go upstairs, is that okay?
21:26Okay, sure, anything wrong?
21:27Good boy, over there.
21:28Don't walk.
21:29Polo shirt.
21:29I teach him.
21:30Has he seen you?
21:31Look straight through me.
21:33Do you think he's gay?
21:35No chance.
21:36He's out to impress the girls.
21:37But if he recognises me, I'm in trouble.
21:39I'm not just at school.
21:40Never mind that I'm his teacher.
21:42He knows where I live.
21:44On you go.
21:45See you later, boss.
21:49Okay.
21:50I'm off.
21:51Night Night says that gang of gypsies has moved to Dean's Gate instead,
21:54so I think we're going to be safe.
21:56So I will love you and leave you, my peasants.
21:58Same.
21:59Boss.
22:01Oh.
22:02When the moon fell.
22:02Where the moon fell.
22:02I feel it was well.
22:04Getting moved.
22:05I need to rise again.
22:08When the moon is on the rise.
22:10Again.
22:16All I need is we can reach.
22:20Happy birthday Mama.
22:25I don't know.
22:27I don't know.
22:30Oh, this is bullshit.
22:32There you are.
22:34Oh, now we do.
22:35I'm having a time.
22:36We're trying to come in.
22:37Come on.
23:03Oh, so I went to the opticians the other day, because you've got to look after your eyes.
23:07I went, yeah.
23:07He says, Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking.
23:12I said, why will I go blind?
23:14He says, no, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room.
23:18Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have.
23:21But before you go, did you see in the news this week that poor old lady in 11 June?
23:26Found dead in her flat.
23:28No one to care for her.
23:29I mean, what a world do we live in, eh, girls?
23:31So just be kind, darlings, be kind.
23:34Oh, for fuck's sake.
23:35OK, no.
23:35You got something to say, darling?
23:36Don't pretend to care, you fucking Tory.
23:40I've seen you up in a old barn.
23:43You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages.
23:45Oh, a tiny bit of jealousy.
23:47She's greener than wicked, that one.
23:49Your husband has money, no, no, has money in care homes that stand women up in the bathroom and hose
23:56them down with cold water.
23:58This, ladies and gentlemen, is Melba.
24:01Melba, mediocre.
24:04She's not bitter at all, is she?
24:06Oh, shut up.
24:06I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it, but she were young when Moses were a lad.
24:11That's not even the right fucking joke.
24:13She was old when Moses was a lad.
24:16Not young.
24:16Well, get out.
24:17She was old.
24:18You're just a bag in the basement.
24:19Bet Lynch.
24:20Do you even know what drag is?
24:23This lipstick.
24:24These fucking eyelashes.
24:26It's a protest.
24:28No, it's a scream.
24:29Let's get you up.
24:30It's a punch in the face.
24:31Shut up, Heidi.
24:32Darling.
24:33It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher.
24:35Get out, you skanky bitch, you bard.
24:41That's where I met Harry.
24:43On that corner right there.
24:451992.
24:46I'd only been in Manchester just over a year.
24:49I never met him.
24:50I don't suppose you would have, because he finished with me in 1994.
24:54And then he phones me up.
24:56One month later.
24:58One month to the day.
25:00And says, I'm positive.
25:03Get yourself tested.
25:04Remember those calls.
25:06And then, I tested positive.
25:11I thought I was dying.
25:13Well, in 1994 I was dying.
25:15So I put him back.
25:17Answer phone.
25:19Put him back again.
25:20Put him back again.
25:24He never picked up.
25:26Ever.
25:27Then he moved away and back to London.
25:29Gone.
25:31Six years later, I find out he's dead.
25:33Someone just mentions it in passing.
25:38Cunt.
25:39No, we're not meant to blame.
25:41No.
25:42He was a cunt.
25:46You should have looked this way, darling.
25:50I've loved you since the day I first saw you.
25:53My daft little Scottish lad with eyes like a fox.
25:59I live in hope.
26:02Do not melt, Bob.
26:09Happy birthday.
26:11Happy birthday.
26:14I do, though.
26:19Do you ever think it's coming back?
26:22All that shit from the 90s.
26:25People despise, but you read the stuff online now.
26:27It sounds just the same.
26:28Do I think it's coming back?
26:29Yeah.
26:29It's back.
26:31You fucking idiot.
26:33Right now, it's here.
26:35It's a storm.
26:36It's a tide.
26:37It's a great big tsunami.
26:38And we're in the middle of it right now.
26:40Do I think it's coming back?
26:42You know, if you'd asked me in 1996,
26:44what do you think 2026 will be like?
26:46I'd have said glory days.
26:48We'll have equality.
26:49We'll have love and kisses.
26:50We'll be holding hands, skipping down the street.
26:56They tricked us, didn't they?
26:59They just waited.
27:01Oh, they let us all come out.
27:03So now we're standing in the open,
27:05ready for them to shoot us down.
27:07You think that? Weird.
27:08Look at me.
27:09I'm as out and as proud as anything,
27:10but the past couple of years,
27:14I'm a lot more careful.
27:16You just started a great big round.
27:19On Canal Street.
27:21Home turf.
27:22But out there,
27:24I used to walk into a room and just go,
27:27Ta-da!
27:30Now I tiptoe.
27:32Just in case.
27:37You know the awful thing?
27:40Now, I don't have to care as much.
27:43Not anymore.
27:45Because I've done my bit.
27:46I have fought the good fight very many times.
27:50Thank you very much.
27:52HIV, Section 28,
27:54the boat and seven.
27:55Oh, bless them,
27:56and the little leather slings.
27:58I have marched.
28:02That's someone else's turn.
28:04One of those bright young things,
28:06they can man the barricades,
28:07or woman the barricades,
28:08or them the barricades.
28:11I mean, I'll be 60 next year.
28:1460!
28:16In a couple of years, I can retire.
28:18Remember the golden days.
28:20You're kidding yourself, yeah.
28:22If there's a war, you're on the front line, my darling.
28:26You have trans bar stuff.
28:28That's the battleground right there.
28:30Yeah, I love my stuff.
28:31And as a result,
28:32look at Trip Advisor for your place.
28:34There they are.
28:35Regular as the morning shit.
28:37Post after post calling you a pedo and a groomer,
28:40because they say,
28:42you pay chemically castrated children to work for you.
28:45It just works.
28:45No, that's women.
28:47Women who are furious, and with good reason.
28:49But no, don't starve me.
28:51And men.
28:52Grown men typing away with the big fist.
28:54Yeah, but it's just that, typing.
28:55The President of America has given these men permission to attack us.
29:03Leo.
29:05You're queer in 2026.
29:07You're a political act.
29:09Yeah, but don't swing back.
29:10We do this.
29:11We go through history.
29:13We swing one way, we swing the other.
29:15Conservative, then Labour.
29:16Republicans, then Democrats.
29:18Just...
29:18Just give it time.
29:21We'll...
29:21We'll settle.
29:23Is that what history teaches you?
29:25Yeah.
29:27It does.
29:29I think history's merciless.
29:31And it only goes one way.
29:34Onwards.
29:35It marches on, and on, and on.
29:39And what if this never swings back?
29:41What if Trump just keeps on winning forever and ever?
29:45How far will it go?
29:46How much will they hate us?
29:48Because they hate us, Leo.
29:49They really hate us.
29:51And you know what?
29:53I think they've always hated us.
29:55Only now they don't have to pretend anymore.
29:58No.
29:59History tells us one thing.
30:02That blood, and fire, and retribution always happen.
30:07And right now...
30:10It's coming for us.
30:14It's coming for us.
30:47It's coming for us.
30:48Let's go.
30:52Maybe that's a good thing.
30:52It's coming for us.
30:55Why is this so-
30:56It's coming for us.
30:57It's coming for us.
30:57What?
30:58Let's go.
31:04We'll see you again.
31:05I'll see you again.
31:05I'll see you again.
31:17Clive, you are inside my house.
31:20You gave me the keys, didn't you?
31:21So I thought I'd fix it up for you.
31:22You know, that key safe thing.
31:26If you put this on the wall outside, you won't get locked out again.
31:29They give these to the elderly and disabled.
31:32They love them.
31:33I'm thrilled to be in the same category.
31:34But Clive, I don't think you should just walk into my house.
31:37I think you should knock or ring the bell.
31:40Okay.
31:49Besser.
31:52All right, get on with it.
31:53Why do you want this?
31:54I was thinking, uh, barrier.
31:59I don't know, is that good?
32:00Yeah, it should be, yeah.
32:01Yeah, I'll get on with it.
32:03Do you ever wear any clothes?
32:05Yeah, I should, I'm...
32:06Yeah, go on, piss off.
32:08I don't need your help.
32:09You leave the other's work to me, eh?
32:21I fucking let myself in.
32:25I fucking let myself in.
32:27Bloody gods.
32:29My fucking house.
32:33Right, it's done.
32:36Yeah, let me show you. So the key's in there, right? You put it in 1502, open it up. There's
32:42your key.
32:43You put it back in. Close it. Bob's your uncle.
32:46And that won't attract burglars because they know there's a key there. I mean, you can't force it open.
32:51Does that become a problem? I'll take it down if you want.
32:54No. Somehow.
32:56I'll get out of your way.
32:58It was 17.99, all right? But I got you another key. That was a fiver. So it's 22.99
33:04and I'm not charging you for labour, all right? Cash okay?
33:08If I've got it.
33:21You're not working today?
33:22Oh, yeah. No, I am. Saturday's the busiest night. Working till 4am.
33:26You can call that work, eh? Dishing out drinks all day.
33:31Do you know how many people I employ?
33:3345.
33:34Oh, fuck.
33:34I do.
33:35It's a bar.
33:36So?
33:37You do not employ 45.
33:40There's 15 girls just rotating at the door. Then there's managers, bar staff, security, cleaners. How many are you?
33:46It's just me.
33:47Oh, wow. Nice life. And you didn't have to increase national insurance for 45 people.
33:51No, but I have to cope with maritime law. What's that?
33:53Ah, you see? You don't know everything.
33:55Under maritime law you can sail into this country from Romania without any qualifications and you can take my job
34:00from under my nose.
34:01Because you can work as an electrician with no credentials.
34:04How is that maritime law?
34:06Because we're an island.
34:10I did think, if you don't mind, I was going to say, do you need any work doing? You know,
34:17in the bar? Because we're a bit short of hours. And it's not a good time. And those boys, they
34:23cost a fortune. And Maurice, he's always nagging at me. So I do a good price.
34:26Ah, no. We're fine. Sorry.
34:28No, well, we've got to ask.
34:29No, I'm really sorry.
34:30No, it's fine. It's fine. Just, you don't hear of anything.
34:36How's Curtis?
34:38Oh, erm, I don't know. Ask him. Fine.
34:42How long's he been gone?
34:45Two years.
34:47Recently ran off with a woman.
34:49Began a relationship with someone else, yes.
34:51That must have been a blow to your manhood.
34:54Well, it turns out I can get a blow to my manhood any time I like.
34:56There you go, you see. You have to make it dirty, didn't you? And every time, there's always sex with
34:59you. I find it revolting, you know, this time of day.
35:01Oh, right. So that's us, is it? That's the gays. We're all sex.
35:05You had a man running out of your house with my children sitting next door.
35:08Okay, so I sleep around. I'm the one who sleeps around.
35:14In this room, the person who sleeps around is me.
35:19What do you get now?
35:20What do you think?
35:24What do you mean?
35:27Oh, nothing. Never mind. 25 quid.
35:30Thanks.
35:31Was it a real woman?
35:33What?
35:34With Curtis, because these days it might not be.
35:37I mean, he said if he's gay, has he run off with a man who calls himself a woman or
35:41a woman who used to be a man?
35:42Because it's all he, she, they and them now, isn't it? So we can't tell.
35:45Well, you know who started all that, don't you?
35:47Huh?
35:47You.
35:49I do that.
35:50Yeah, you.
35:51All of you. All this fuss with pronouns.
35:53It was always you low.
35:55From the moment we are born, in the schoolyard, it's always you staring at us saying,
35:58What are you then? A boy or a girl? You're a boy or a girl? What are you? A boy
36:01or a girl?
36:02Six years old, if you're not playing football, it's like, what are you? Some sort of girl?
36:05All our lives, what are you? What are you? What are you? What are you?
36:07And then, guess what? We say, okay, fine. You win. You're right. We'll do what you want.
36:11If we are so confusing, then I'll become a she, she can be a he, and if that doesn't work,
36:15I can become a them.
36:16What do you think? Happy now? Well, guess what? No.
36:18It's all, how dare you change? How dare you be different? How dare you not know?
36:22We did exactly what you wanted, and you still don't fucking like it.
36:28And now we'll have my change, please. I gave you 25 quid, so 22.99, that's two pounds and one
36:34penny you owe me, please.
36:35Clive, thank you.
36:35Oh, I'll go get it.
36:36Yeah, you do that.
37:03Hey, two pounds, one penny. Look, all right, I didn't...
37:07No, no, no, no, it's all my fault. Apparently.
37:11It is and everything, so have a nice day.
37:14I do need a spot of work. There's some dodgy wiring at the bar, so yeah, thank you.
37:22I'd be very grateful.
37:24Yeah, well, no mates rates.
37:26Well, we're not mates.
37:29All right, we'll drop us a text and we'll sort it. You know what I mean? If I've got time,
37:32like...
37:34Okay.
37:41Jesus, that's a good phrase.
37:57I'm in need for you. I'm in need, you know you. I'm in need for you.
38:16I'm in need for you.
38:40Oh, my God.
38:48I'm gonna get scared, okay?
38:49Guys!
38:50You can't stay back!
38:52No!
39:12We don't know that he's getting hot
39:15At the body shop
39:16Doing something I'm holding
39:21Body up, oh!
39:24And he's getting hot
39:25At the body shop
39:27Doing something I'm holding
39:29He's got a body driving it
39:32She beat my head
39:34Doing something I'm holding
39:51The river said to Lamb
39:53I've always fancied you, sir
39:55Lamb unzipped his dirty, sweaty trousers
40:00Eat this river
40:02And river nuzzle deep
40:03Into the unwashed bowl
40:05You can settle your body
40:06You can settle your body
40:10You can settle your body
40:10And it's dirty hot
40:11You can settle your body
40:15You can settle your body
40:15Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty
40:17You know everyone is talking on the scene
40:20I hear them whispering about the places that you've been
40:24And how you don't know how to keep your business clean
40:36I'm a naughty daddy, if you want it, drop the attic, give me love, give me Fendi, my Balenciaga, daddy,
40:43you gonna need to bag it up, cause I'm spending on Rodeo, you can wish me bag it up, I'll
40:48be gone in the A&M, and he, he get me Prada, get me Mew Mew like Rihanna, he always
40:54call me, cause I never, cause no drama,
40:57and when you want it, baby, I know I got you covered, and when you need it, baby, just jump
41:03under the cover line.
41:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ´ап, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
41:07oh, oh oh.ting
41:16on gun, now he's got it hot, over to win his songs, through throwingnam gay, no one est page, now
41:24down with gold, we go, we go, he lets his kids out of gold we got it in the Sol,
41:29so he can
41:56Fuck.
41:58Fuck.
42:03I swear it gets madder and madder, that family next door.
42:09You get secrets if you're hiding things from me now.
42:13So you won't tell her next time?
42:14Tonight tonight, I am still going to get rammed.
42:17Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.
42:18Out, out, out.
42:19You can look down on women.
42:21Fuck off.
42:21We're quiet.
42:23Whoa.
42:24I still love you.
42:26I think you lot are so full of all your freedoms.
42:28You don't know when to stop.
42:35You all right?
42:36Sit at home with a bad dad and you're as close to these ever.
42:41I'm so scared.
42:46They terrify me.
42:52They're like it creeps through the walls.
42:57Fuck.