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00:00:02C'est le matchup de la Thunderhawks
00:00:04C'est Adam Johns de la Thunderhawks
00:00:06Vs. Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn
00:00:093 games, 1 cup de cup
00:00:11Qui va être le winner?
00:00:13Adam a toujours ceci
00:00:21Let's go Adam!
00:00:23Je suis Lucie Hart
00:00:24Je me suis rendu de mon rêve d'école
00:00:25Pour suivre mon adam quand il a l'hockey scholarship
00:00:28Mais c'est tout va falloir que c'est quand il va battre ses nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31et je devrais devenir le meilleur photographe sportif.
00:00:33Il y a l'air comme les deux captains ont été rendu dans un intense flash dans le coin.
00:00:44Make sure que vous obtenez une bonne photo, man.
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49Il est un complet d***** et un notorious joueur.
00:00:54Lucie Hart, ma chanteur.
00:00:57Elle m'a dit mon cœur, mais c'est totalement mon type.
00:01:03Looks comme Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores.
00:01:10Hey, hey, what the f**k is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the f**k?
00:01:14You're d*****t, stop.
00:01:19Hey, hey, we're done, we're done, we're done, we're done.
00:01:22And the winner is the Thunderhawks!
00:01:29Adam! Adam! Adam over here!
00:01:33Oh, he probably just wants to celebrate with his team.
00:01:38Adam's always in a good mood after the game.
00:01:41I hope he likes the photo album I made him for our anniversary.
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh, my God!
00:01:57Oh, my God!
00:01:57I don't even...
00:01:58You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say?
00:02:04Every time I went to have sex, it just looked like you wanted it to be over.
00:02:08But Emma?
00:02:09She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed, and ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get a nun.
00:02:19Adam's right.
00:02:21The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:25So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending you like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend.
00:02:39Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you.
00:02:47You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh, my God!
00:03:06What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight.
00:03:10Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:12I hate you guys.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:27Oh, my God.
00:03:28Oh, my God!
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break fucking R&A blue schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying.
00:03:43I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashford.
00:03:55Blake Ashford.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:15Lucy.
00:04:17This is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot.
00:04:20You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost.
00:04:24Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what?
00:04:30I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus.
00:04:53It's pretty low even for fucking Adam.
00:04:56You're like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No!
00:05:05Give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's this? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, can't enjoy some art?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop!
00:05:14It's amazing.
00:05:14No, no, no, hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we were going to have like a future together.
00:05:39So it's more important.
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:43Hey, hey, it's all right.
00:05:45Listen.
00:05:47Just relax.
00:05:47I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Come on.
00:05:50No.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay?
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:18You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed. Everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on you.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kind of like swimming around this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I didn't mean all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45This is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn of all
00:06:54people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:57You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:06I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car.
00:07:10And he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15Let me have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God.
00:07:17I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:27Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to catch him.
00:07:38So what, I should just, just pretend like I'm fine?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back at him.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe, I don't know.
00:07:53No.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:07Did you sleep with me?
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No!
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:22No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before
00:08:28the game, but it's not real.
00:08:29It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off.
00:08:34It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school.
00:08:36I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total ruin.
00:08:39It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous.
00:08:44And he's going to regret that he ever hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay?
00:08:47I promise.
00:08:49You're like the enemy.
00:08:50I would never do that to my team.
00:08:53All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:58No.
00:09:00Give it to me.
00:09:01Give it.
00:09:02Dress me.
00:09:03Dress me.
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl.
00:09:10She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot...
00:09:16I make that hot chocolate for him.
00:09:18So yeah.
00:09:19This one's for you, babe.
00:09:21Oh my fucking god.
00:09:23Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team.
00:09:27Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win.
00:09:31And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:39What...
00:09:39What do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now.
00:10:03You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously.
00:10:07That outfit?
00:10:08Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here.
00:10:13You can fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir.
00:10:21She made this for me.
00:10:24Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:27Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:35Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:39What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:49Cute.
00:10:50Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:03Sorry.
00:11:12I did this for you.
00:11:18Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love dairy.
00:11:32I love dairy.
00:11:32Oh, yes.
00:11:32Elle est.
00:11:34Monkeys.
00:11:38Oh, c'est le casse-tu, mec-boy?
00:11:40Tu peux m'en aller, mais tu peux.
00:11:41Je pense que c'est ce qui est appelé,
00:11:42Toxic Masculinity, tu ne veux pas.
00:11:45Je ne veux pas.
00:11:46Je ne sais pas.
00:11:47C'est parce que tu ne perds pas la même chose à la même chose à la même chose.
00:11:51Ma fille est là-bas.
00:11:53Je n'ai pas l'air.
00:11:54Je n'ai pas l'air.
00:11:56Oui, sûr.
00:11:58Je ne sais pas vous, mais...
00:12:01Je n'ai pas l'air.
00:12:04Jésus-Christ.
00:12:05Jésus-Christ.
00:12:09Oh, merde.
00:12:11J'ai dû aller avec ça.
00:12:17Qu'est-ce que tu dis ?
00:12:18Je pense que nous avons assez de temps à agir avant la game.
00:12:22Really ?
00:12:25Oui.
00:12:25Oui, bébé.
00:12:26Jésus-Christ, chérie.
00:12:34C'est à dire qu'on, Adam.
00:12:36L'alarmée-là.
00:12:37Oui.
00:12:41Ok, ça va s'il y avait d'un travail.
00:12:43Ça va travailler, c'est à dire.
00:12:45Ça va aller en tout temps.
00:12:47C'est à dire qu'on a prêt à faire un show ?
00:12:50Oui.
00:12:51Let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God,
00:13:12elle ressemble à la mort.
00:13:16Qu'est-ce, je me sens bien?
00:13:18Ok ?
00:13:20Perfect.
00:13:23Let's do this.
00:13:43You ready ?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here ?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face ?
00:13:50The look of pure jealousy ?
00:13:52He's gonna come in here, trust me.
00:13:55Alright. I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Ok.
00:14:05It's kinda like kissing a mannequin, but...
00:14:08You can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11Ok ?
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath ?
00:14:17The first rule is...
00:14:19Eye contact.
00:14:21What limits you ?
00:14:23It's confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you wanna move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And number three...
00:14:31Physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Take every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41Ok ?
00:14:41Then lean in like you wanna tell me a secret.
00:14:44Ok ?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:14:49Try to run.
00:14:52Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:04Not my eyes.
00:15:11Don't you?
00:15:13No.
00:15:16No.
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00:19:58Ah, non s'hoccuper avec les autres personnes.
00:20:04Non s'hoccuper avec lui ?
00:20:05Pourquoi ? Parce que vous êtes jealous ?
00:20:09Ah, quoi ?
00:20:11Non, c'est pas pourquoi, ok ?
00:20:14Je pense que nous devons faire la histoire incroyable.
00:20:19La histoire ?
00:20:20Ok, fine.
00:20:22Ok, nous devons aller à l'événage.
00:20:25Donc, les jeux, la chambre de la maison pour le lunch, la gala de la gala.
00:20:31Qu'est-ce que la partie de la victoire qui va à l'honneur ?
00:20:35C'est l'honneur ?
00:20:37Oui.
00:20:38Je ne veux pas, je ne veux pas porter.
00:20:42Qu'est-ce que tu parles ? Tu es dans la perfecte affaire maintenant.
00:20:46Notre chocie ?
00:20:48Bienvenue à la chocie, Lucie.
00:20:53Non toucher.
00:20:55Chut ! Chut ! Chut !
00:20:57Chut !
00:20:57Chut !
00:20:58Chut !
00:20:59Ok, bre, c'est juste une partie.
00:21:03Une partie très douée de Blake's teammates qui vont me enverte.
00:21:09Oh, regarde qui c'est !
00:21:11Oh, c'est ça !
00:21:12Blake !
00:21:13C'est un peu de travail aujourd'hui.
00:21:16Boys, c'est Lucie.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucie !
00:21:21Lucie, Lucie.
00:21:23Lucie, Lucie.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:38Oh, uh, he's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42All right.
00:21:43Take it in.
00:21:45He's just, he's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:02You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucie, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14Surely think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Yes.
00:22:17You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn.
00:22:25Damn.
00:22:26Get him.
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:33It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:37You got this right.
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:40Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:42It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:48You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:55I'm the Adam.
00:22:56Are you sure everything's working down there?
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:23:10You're not good.
00:23:11You speak like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't I click?
00:23:13You didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right.
00:23:21You know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:33What the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35Nobody totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41But they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46So what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51Right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Did you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so focused in.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25Bend your little sluts.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam.
00:24:31Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little rump.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:43Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:50Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going in.
00:25:03Go get him.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:13You have to take your shirt off or we're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:26Go get him.
00:25:32white.
00:25:41medici
00:25:42Hi...
00:25:42Oh yeah.
00:25:47Oh, mon Dieu.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51C'était...
00:25:52C'était trop?
00:25:53Non, non.
00:25:55Je suis très impressionante.
00:25:57C'est très convaincant que tu es très bon à faire des orgasmes, hein?
00:26:00Je ne sais pas, je pense que j'ai beaucoup de pratiques.
00:26:04À faire des fesses?
00:26:09Lucia, avez-vous...
00:26:10... jamais eu de la réelle orgasme?
00:26:13Non.
00:26:15Non ?
00:26:15Never in your whole life.
00:26:17No, like, when me and Adam would do it, it's just, like, he finished and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Empathetic human being.
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:38If you want me, child.
00:26:40Is he serious?
00:26:41Is this happening?
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:27:14Wait, I can't trust Blake.
00:27:16Do I want this for you anyway, please?
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:19All right.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something too upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:33Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:36Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Okay.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:44I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:52Obviously.
00:27:54All right.
00:27:55Well...
00:27:56Good night.
00:27:58Good night.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:14What are you doing?
00:28:15Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was going to happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop.
00:28:44These are my clothes.
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room.
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um, Emma just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Well, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You could stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:18I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20I have my own space.
00:29:21But, but, no.
00:29:22That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake data.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37It's a bad idea.
00:29:39It's a good food.
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:47So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But, feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV, it's all yours.
00:29:56Alright?
00:29:57You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure, yeah.
00:30:04Thank you.
00:30:15I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like, there's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Hey.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Yeah, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:55and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:13Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Stand for me, please.
00:32:30Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God, why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 745, so I gotta go.
00:33:12Bye-bye.
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:18The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Goodbye.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:04She's so funny.
00:34:20Oh!
00:34:22My God.
00:34:35Oh!
00:34:38Oh!
00:34:41Oh!
00:34:42Oh!
00:34:42Let's go!
00:34:43Please, you're not killing me!
00:34:56Oh!
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00:39:21Thank you
00:39:23What do you think?
00:39:34You're the only thing?
00:39:41You're the only thing?
00:39:53Oh, you're the only thing?
00:39:55You're the only thing?
00:40:53Why are we in a lingerie shop?
00:41:23Since when do you buy lingerie?
00:41:25You think you're the only thing?
00:41:26You're the only thing?
00:41:29You're the only thing we're the only thing we're the only thing to be seeing right now?
00:41:30Not you?
00:41:32You're the only thing we're seeing right now?
00:41:59C'est bon.
00:42:01C'est bon.
00:42:02C'est bon.
00:42:05Je n'ai pas confiance.
00:42:06Et nous sommes terminés.
00:42:07Je pense qu'on sait que c'est un lien.
00:42:11C'est un lien.
00:42:12C'est un lien.
00:42:17Adam, qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
00:42:19Oh my God.
00:42:20Oh my God, seriously ?
00:42:23Oh my God, seriously ?
00:42:25You know, c'est starting to smell like shit in here.
00:42:27Come on, let's go, baby.
00:42:34Hold up.
00:42:36Did that feel good ?
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39It felt pretty good.
00:42:41You look good.
00:42:43Thank you.
00:42:45So, uh,
00:42:47how about we go get those bristles ?
00:42:48Yes, I'm actually so hungry.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:54Plague makes me feel so safe.
00:42:56But this is fake.
00:42:58This is all fake.
00:42:59Maybe he's just good at pretending.
00:43:03Why are you so obsessed with them ?
00:43:06Oh my God.
00:43:07Can we please not start with this ?
00:43:09You're not obsessed with them.
00:43:11You're obsessed with her.
00:43:13At least she doesn't yap non-stop like you.
00:43:15Oh my God.
00:43:16Jesus Christ.
00:43:17Can you just give it a break ?
00:43:18You have been obsessed with her ever since she started hooking up with Blake.
00:43:22Okay ?
00:43:22I am your girlfriend now, remember ?
00:43:24Yeah.
00:43:25And this isn't working anymore.
00:43:29Adam ?
00:43:36Why do I care so much that I'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship ?
00:43:41God, get a grip, Lucy.
00:43:43So we got my suit.
00:43:45We got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes.
00:43:48Together we make the beauty and the beast.
00:44:00So you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend, huh ?
00:44:03Why are you doing that ?
00:44:06I'm sure you still want to go to the Cala with me.
00:44:11Because it's fine if you don't.
00:44:13I know I'm not some supermodel.
00:44:17If Adam ever said anything like that, it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's just trying to destroy your
00:44:22confidence.
00:44:23Alright ?
00:44:23Don't let him.
00:44:24I'm serious.
00:44:26I know I'm nothing like her.
00:44:28I don't like measure up to her at all.
00:44:30A million times better than me.
00:44:32In every single fucking way.
00:44:35Okay, well then why did you guys break up ?
00:44:37We broke up because she's a horrible person.
00:44:40She's mean.
00:44:41She's not nice.
00:44:42She's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you.
00:44:46She's the one that doesn't compare to you.
00:44:48Believe that.
00:44:50And I do take pretty good photos.
00:44:53You do.
00:44:54You're an amazing photographer.
00:44:55You're an amazing artist.
00:44:57You're beautiful, Lucy.
00:45:01Hey, you know.
00:45:02You're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly, so.
00:45:06I should be the one who's upset.
00:45:08Oh yeah?
00:45:08Yeah.
00:45:10That's what you think.
00:45:11What do you mean?
00:45:14What are you doing?
00:45:16What is that?
00:45:19I don't know.
00:45:20What is that?
00:45:21I have a surprise for you.
00:45:25Ta-da!
00:45:31Oh my god.
00:45:33It's so sick.
00:45:34Take a look.
00:45:34Let me see.
00:45:35Yes!
00:45:37It's awesome.
00:45:38Super awesome.
00:45:40You really didn't have to do that.
00:45:42Of course I did.
00:45:43Consider it like my thank you for, you know, letting me stay here and find me all these clothes and
00:45:49stuff.
00:45:50Yeah, we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses too.
00:45:53Come on.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:55Whoa!
00:45:57I guess that too.
00:45:59Sure.
00:46:00Thank you for that.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02It was my pleasure.
00:46:03Stop.
00:46:05I'm serious.
00:46:08You know, you act like a cocky asshole, but I think you're a pretty decent guy.
00:46:15Don't tell anybody or I don't ruin my reputation.
00:46:18Don't worry.
00:46:19I won't.
00:46:20Seriously.
00:46:30Thank you.
00:46:31That was the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me.
00:46:35I'm glad you like it.
00:46:37I do.
00:46:38You know, I think it's better than any photo I've ever taken of Adam.
00:46:42If Adam were to ask you to get back together with him tonight, what would you say?
00:46:49Alan.
00:46:53Alan, don't answer that.
00:46:58I'm sorry I asked.
00:46:59No.
00:47:00It's fine.
00:47:02Well, why don't we get dressed?
00:47:06You know, you're still my fake girlfriend tonight, so I'm going to enjoy it.
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:14Thank you.
00:47:29Oh, they're all staring. Don't trip. Don't emotionally implode.
00:47:34Hey, you look nice.
00:47:38Thanks, Eric.
00:47:40Not as nice as Sophia.
00:47:43Blake's ex.
00:47:44Hi, boys.
00:47:46What is that supposed to mean?
00:47:48Oh, she was just the last girl that Blake brought to one of these things.
00:47:52She's a model.
00:47:53You're nowhere near her league.
00:48:00Emma, why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on?
00:48:03Leave my girl alone.
00:48:05Come with me.
00:48:15God, don't listen to her.
00:48:17You look beautiful.
00:48:19He's just saying that.
00:48:21How could he ever think I'm beautiful after being with someone like Sophia?
00:48:24So, this is it, huh?
00:48:30Yep.
00:48:32The charity gala.
00:48:34The end of our professional agreement.
00:48:39Clean ending.
00:48:40You know, just like we talked about.
00:48:43Yeah.
00:48:44Clean.
00:48:51Well, you know, it's been fun fake dating.
00:48:53Fake dating?
00:48:55I knew it.
00:49:00You too.
00:49:02It's been fun.
00:49:09You know, it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous.
00:49:14Yeah, but after this, we go back to real life.
00:49:18Yeah.
00:49:19You got what you wanted, right?
00:49:20You showed him.
00:49:22Yeah, you are so worth choosing.
00:49:24I mean, you are.
00:49:30Ladies and gentlemen, we'll begin our presentation shortly.
00:49:34Well.
00:49:35Blake, can I see you for just a second?
00:49:37We got a few things we need to verify.
00:49:40Um, yeah.
00:49:42Sure.
00:49:44We're back.
00:49:51Lucy.
00:49:52Can I talk to you for a minute?
00:49:53Adam, right now is not the time, okay?
00:49:56Please, just for five minutes.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:01Sure.
00:50:09I screwed up.
00:50:10I know.
00:50:11You cheated on me with my roommate.
00:50:14Emma isn't you.
00:50:15She never supported me like you did.
00:50:18She never believed in me.
00:50:19And I'm sorry about what I said about you being bad in bed.
00:50:22I just...
00:50:23I was jealous.
00:50:26I've actually missed you.
00:50:27A lot.
00:50:29Breaking out with you was the biggest mistake of my life.
00:50:35God, you're so beautiful.
00:50:41Really?
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:47Really?
00:50:57Yeah.
00:51:00Well, I guess she got what she wanted.
00:51:03Maybe she should be with Adam.
00:51:09This should feel better
00:51:12What's wrong?
00:51:13Oh no
00:51:15This doesn't feel right
00:51:17What are you talking about?
00:51:18I know the only reason you dated Blake
00:51:21Was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23You know that?
00:51:26Congratulations
00:51:27You made me jealous
00:51:28Okay, so I want you back now
00:51:31Okay?
00:51:32No, no, I did
00:51:35I did want you back, but
00:51:37You're great
00:51:38I know, I don't want that anymore
00:51:41That kiss, it didn't feel right
00:51:45And I'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47Okay, so this is it
00:51:49This is it, we're done
00:51:52Goodbye
00:51:55Lucy
00:52:01Adam, give it a rest
00:52:03You only want Lucy because Blake wants her
00:52:06You don't know what you're talking about
00:52:12If he broke up with her, you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18I have to break up Blake and Lucy
00:52:26Blake
00:52:27Blake, where are you?
00:52:29Where did you go?
00:52:35Hey
00:52:36Where did you go?
00:52:41All right
00:52:43Ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44The moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46This year's youth sports
00:52:49Impact award goes to
00:52:54Blake Ashford
00:53:01This will be bullshit
00:53:03Shut up
00:53:06Don't touch me
00:53:07Okay, it's over
00:53:14Blake, are you here?
00:53:16Blake?
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20Practicing his slap shots
00:53:36Here you are
00:53:41You know, if you want to package stuff, go ahead
00:53:43Don't mind me
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there and, uh, you seem pretty occupied
00:53:56You're all cozy
00:53:56That's your boy, Adam
00:53:57Oh
00:53:58Oh
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that
00:54:00Okay
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge
00:54:05But it turns out you were just, uh, just trying to get back with him
00:54:08All right
00:54:08I'll admit it, okay
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous
00:54:11And it felt good, okay
00:54:13But I
00:54:14Lucy, you were playing games with me
00:54:16Let's be honest
00:54:17And that's okay
00:54:19But if you're playing games, you know what?
00:54:21That's fine
00:54:23I'm gonna play my game
00:54:24Let's make this more interesting
00:54:26No, Blake, I'm, I'm not
00:54:33Catch up
00:54:33No, I'm not, I'm not drinking that
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting
00:54:36Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love kissing another man
00:54:39So why don't you just please drink it
00:54:42Come on
00:54:44Okay
00:54:46Fine
00:54:57That is so strong
00:54:59Oh my God
00:54:59It's like burning
00:55:05Okay
00:55:06Truth or dare
00:55:08Uh
00:55:10Truth?
00:55:12You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No
00:55:16No, Blake
00:55:17We are not back together
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please
00:55:23I can't take it
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier
00:55:27If you would have let me finish
00:55:28That
00:55:28Yeah, okay
00:55:29You might have seen me kiss him
00:55:30But I hated it
00:55:31It was disgusting
00:55:32And
00:55:34I don't like him
00:55:35Okay
00:55:36I
00:55:36I like someone else
00:55:40I like someone else
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy
00:55:46And please be very specific
00:55:49Mm-mm
00:55:51No
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn
00:55:54Truth or dare
00:55:56I choose dare
00:56:07You have to kiss me
00:56:09And I'll tell you who I like
00:56:10I'm gonna wish you well
00:56:12Cause I got a thirst that can't be satisfied
00:56:17You play with my heart
00:56:20Like a tarot cards
00:56:22Or you and my fate in your head
00:56:25So when I fall down
00:56:30I know that I'm not coming out
00:56:34I'm from the love of the camera
00:56:35But I'm from the love of the camera
00:56:46But I'm from the love of the camera
00:56:46I know
00:56:46You were the ones who were in here about you
00:56:47I don't know
00:56:48I know
00:56:49Truth or dare
00:56:52Truth
00:56:53Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:57:00Of course I thought about it
00:57:01And you, did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:06Lucy, I think about you
00:57:07Every night
00:57:09I feel like you've taken at you
00:57:12Yeah
00:57:13Didn't work
00:57:15It was good
00:57:18But I don't know
00:57:19Let's fix that
00:57:21Right now
00:57:32I don't want it to be fake
00:57:35It's not gonna be fake, baby
00:57:37I don't want it to be real
00:57:42So
00:57:43I have a question
00:57:44Okay
00:57:46Just mean our deal's over
00:57:50Fuck that deal
00:57:52It's always been real to me
00:57:54If this is real
00:57:55Then
00:57:56There's always a chance
00:57:57My heart could get broken again
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad
00:58:07So
00:58:07I don't want to
00:58:09I don't want to disappoint you
00:58:11Lucy, that would be impossible
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14That I have ever met
00:58:15And you care
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:18That made you feel safe
00:58:19That made you feel loved
00:58:21But I'm here now
00:58:23It's just me and you
00:58:25There's nothing to fear
00:58:26I know
00:58:27And there's nothing to prove
00:58:30I'm really not
00:58:30Faking it for so long
00:58:32I just
00:58:32I want it to be good
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow
00:58:37We don't have to do anything
00:58:39That you don't want to do
00:58:47But you did say that you liked somebody
00:58:50Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you
00:58:56Like I like you
00:58:58And I've always wanted this to be real
00:59:02Me too
00:59:03Always
00:59:05Always
00:59:13It's all right
00:59:15It's all right
00:59:16It's all right
00:59:30You're right
00:59:57What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good
01:00:01Yeah
01:00:06Holy shit
01:00:08Look at him
01:00:09I'm a hockey player, baby
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined
01:00:15And my work ethic
01:00:16Is very, very
01:00:20Unthoughtable
01:00:23I'm not leaving your spot
01:00:25Until the job is done
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure
01:00:30With yourself
01:00:32You don't have to do that
01:00:34I want to
01:00:37I want to
01:00:38I want to
01:01:05I want to
01:01:09Wake up
01:01:24Good morning
01:01:25Good morning
01:01:28What?
01:01:29This is what?
01:01:31You know, you were amazing last night
01:01:36You don't have to say that
01:01:37I know I don't have to say that
01:01:40I'm not, I'm serious
01:01:41You know, Adam was who had no fucking idea what he was doing
01:01:44Because you weren't just good
01:01:47You were great
01:01:47You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day
01:01:55But I think I have to get to practice
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:06You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have
01:02:11Maybe my sister today
01:02:12Because she's in town
01:02:13Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah
01:02:15Yeah
01:02:16Gotta talk about you a lot
01:02:18Oh yeah
01:02:20Say next thing?
01:02:22Of course
01:02:22Well, maybe after practice
01:02:24We can find somewhere to get some lunch
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:28Okay
01:02:28Okay
01:02:29It's perfect
01:02:30Yeah
01:02:36Where are we?
01:02:40From boyfriend
01:02:41Name
01:02:43Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it
01:02:47Yeah
01:02:48Yeah
01:02:52Alright, I gotta go
01:02:54Oh
01:02:55Kick ass
01:02:57Yes
01:02:58Yes, ma'am
01:03:00This feels too easy
01:03:01And that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:14Your call is forwarded to automatic voice message
01:03:20Please pick up
01:03:21I want to apologize
01:03:28What?
01:03:28What do you want?
01:03:29Lucy, hey, look
01:03:30I feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34You do?
01:03:35Yes, of course
01:03:36We used to have so much fun as roommates
01:03:39Why don't we catch up for coffee?
01:03:41At that place on 3rd?
01:03:42Why would I ever want to be friends again?
01:03:44Look
01:03:44I have information about Sophia that you might want to hear
01:03:48What do you know?
01:03:49What is it?
01:03:50I'd rather tell you in person
01:03:51Okay, uh, just give me 10 minutes, okay?
01:03:54Good
01:03:55I'll see you soon
01:04:02How do you know this is gonna work?
01:04:03I mean, we don't even know if he's gonna be here
01:04:06Oh, trust me
01:04:07I know he's gonna be here
01:04:09He comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9.30 and 10
01:04:14So he should be here any...
01:04:18Oh
01:04:19Look, there he is
01:04:20It's a girl
01:04:26Sophia
01:04:27Oh my god
01:04:28Blake
01:04:29What are you doing here?
01:04:30Huh?
01:04:32I heard your team made the final round of playoffs
01:04:34Congrats
01:04:35Thank you
01:04:35You were always a very big fan of me winning
01:04:37I wanted you to be the best you could be
01:04:39We all do
01:04:40What could Emma possibly have to tell me about Sophia?
01:04:44You look good
01:04:45Oh my god
01:04:47Is that Blake's ex?
01:04:49I've been thinking about you a lot lately
01:04:51Sophia
01:04:51We were so good together, Blake
01:04:53Don't you ever miss that?
01:04:57We could go back to right where we left off
01:05:00I knew it
01:05:01I knew I shouldn't dress him
01:05:03I only liked him because I was a hockey player
01:05:05That's not true
01:05:06You're also so hot
01:05:09Oh god
01:05:11I can't watch any more of this
01:05:13Stay away from me
01:05:15You know, I know you
01:05:16And I see through all this bullshit, alright
01:05:19You liked me for two reasons
01:05:20One, because you liked to party so fucking much
01:05:22And two, because it helped raise your status
01:05:24But you know, I'm with somebody
01:05:25Yeah, somebody new
01:05:26Who doesn't give a shit about that stuff?
01:05:28Alright
01:05:29That little poor girl
01:05:31I've been hearing so much about
01:05:33I'm dumb
01:05:34Yeah
01:05:36Goodbye
01:05:42I can't believe I fell for a cheater again
01:05:47Lucy, I am so sorry that you had to see that
01:05:50I just knew that if I told you over the phone
01:05:53You weren't gonna believe me
01:05:55I don't trust Emma
01:05:57But she did show me the truth about Blake
01:06:00Look, I know you can't trust me
01:06:03But you shouldn't trust Blake
01:06:05I see him with Sophia all the time
01:06:08I feel so stupid
01:06:09You know, I really thought that he was different
01:06:12Well, no, don't blame yourself
01:06:14It's hard to see Bas Bleak's charm
01:06:17Or those biceps
01:06:21I just have terrible taste in it
01:06:25Well, if you want any advice
01:06:27Don't date hockey players, okay?
01:06:29They're not worth the heartbreak
01:06:31Yeah, no, I'm never dating hockey player ever again
01:06:36I guess I should say thanks
01:06:39You know, for looking out for me
01:06:42Anytime
01:07:04It didn't work
01:07:05He's not interested
01:07:07Oh, it's going to work
01:07:09They'll be broken up by the end of the day
01:07:14Hey, Lucy
01:07:16I got parcels
01:07:18Where you at?
01:07:20Lucy?
01:07:23God, where the hell is it?
01:07:40It was fun while it lasted
01:07:41But I guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44I hope you and Sophia are happy together
01:07:47I hope you and Sophia are happy together
01:07:47What in this?
01:07:50Sophia?
01:07:51Oh my God
01:07:52Oh my God
01:07:56Oh, fuck
01:08:07You've been, uh, quiet for like ten minutes
01:08:12It's really weird for you
01:08:15Sober between me and Blake
01:08:16Okay
01:08:19It's Bill
01:08:19Well, I thought I might have
01:08:22You know
01:08:24Picked a good guy
01:08:25Finally
01:08:25But
01:08:27Turns out they're all the same
01:08:29Sorry, Lucy
01:08:32You seem so happy with him
01:08:33You know, at this point
01:08:34Can we just like swear off all men?
01:08:37Seriously
01:08:38I know
01:08:39They all fucking suck
01:08:40Yeah
01:08:41Well, you do say that
01:08:43Every time you get your heart broken
01:08:44I know, I'm serious
01:08:45Like, I mean it
01:08:46You know, you can't let one bad experience
01:08:48Stop you from trying again
01:08:50I don't want to get hurt again
01:08:52I know
01:08:54But what if you don't?
01:08:56What if
01:08:57This next time it works out?
01:09:00You know?
01:09:03Lucy
01:09:05Is that?
01:09:08Yep
01:09:09Should I?
01:09:10No, no, no
01:09:12I'll get it
01:09:12It's fine
01:09:19Hey
01:09:19Can I explain something to you?
01:09:22Please?
01:09:23Be my guest
01:09:26Um
01:09:27So this is my sister, Grace
01:09:29You're supposed to meet her the other day
01:09:31Remember?
01:09:32Yeah
01:09:32Hi, Grace
01:09:34Blake
01:09:34Hey
01:09:35Nice to meet you
01:09:35Yeah
01:09:37Well
01:09:37I'm gonna give you two some privacy
01:09:39Thank you
01:09:44Hey
01:09:45So
01:09:46I got totally ambushed
01:09:48By my ex today
01:09:49But I mean
01:09:50I just told her that
01:09:51I'm not interested
01:09:52It's not what it looked like
01:09:54What do you mean?
01:09:55It's not what it looks like
01:09:55What?
01:09:56Were you there?
01:09:58Yeah
01:09:58Yeah
01:09:59I was there
01:10:00I saw everything
01:10:01My suspicions were right
01:10:04You are a man whore
01:10:06And you're always gonna be one
01:10:09That's not true
01:10:09Please don't say things like that right now
01:10:11Listen
01:10:12I'm trying to explain something to you
01:10:13Nothing was happening
01:10:14Nothing was going to happen
01:10:16I promise you
01:10:17I'm not your type
01:10:19Okay?
01:10:20Just admit it
01:10:23Not my type
01:10:24Lucy, what are you saying?
01:10:27If you can't trust me
01:10:28After every single thing
01:10:29That we've been through
01:10:30I don't know
01:10:31Then maybe we should go our separate ways
01:10:35Don't do that
01:10:37Come on, Lucy
01:10:39Okay?
01:10:43But just so you know
01:10:46I'm not Adam
01:10:48I never will be
01:10:53Sorry
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game
01:11:08Where the leverage to
01:11:09Take on the Thunderhawks
01:11:19Photographer
01:11:20Hi
01:11:21Could you get a photo of me and my Blake?
01:11:23You're with Blake?
01:11:25Yeah, I think it would look good for the papers
01:11:28Blake!
01:11:32Blake, come here
01:11:41Got it
01:11:43Good luck out there today
01:11:45Remember
01:11:45You're a winner, Blake
01:11:47Thanks
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54Just doing my job
01:11:56Oh, I thought you said you didn't care
01:12:01I don't
01:12:02That's why you're crying
01:12:09Lucy
01:12:13Lucy
01:12:14Lucy
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself
01:12:22I know who you are
01:12:24Then you know Blake and I are back together
01:12:27Okay
01:12:29Cool, I don't care
01:12:30Stop embarrassing yourself
01:12:31It's pathetic how you follow him around all the time
01:12:34I'm a photographer
01:12:35That's my job
01:12:36I take photos
01:12:38Yeah
01:12:39He did say that you're obsessed with taking photos of him
01:12:42He said that
01:12:45How did you ever think
01:12:47A guy like Blake
01:12:49Could choose a nobody like you
01:12:51Well, I don't care about Blake
01:12:52So go ahead
01:12:53Go ahead
01:12:54You can have him
01:12:57Lucy
01:13:00He did say you were sweet
01:13:01But
01:13:03Not somebody you would ever take seriously
01:13:13Get it together
01:13:17I just don't understand why you don't want to be with me
01:13:20Oh my god, you're so needy
01:13:22If I would do anything for you
01:13:25I broke up Blake and Lucy
01:13:27So that his head wouldn't be in the game tonight for you
01:13:30What?
01:13:31How did you do that?
01:13:32Convinced Sophia to try and win him back
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her
01:13:35But Lucy doesn't do that
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia?
01:13:39I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own
01:13:44Destroy Blake?
01:13:45Okay, how are you going to do that?
01:13:48Already done
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage
01:13:51And his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops
01:13:56Adam
01:13:57It's time to hit the ice
01:13:58Let's go
01:13:59Got it, coach
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle
01:14:03That'll destroy his whole career
01:14:05I gotta save him before the puck drop
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:16Come on, Adam
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted you
01:14:19You're not mad that Lucy wanted me
01:14:20But you're mad that she didn't want you
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashberger
01:14:25Bring it on, Joe
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey Poo!
01:14:29You're the best!
01:14:30Come on, Adam
01:14:30You're so hot on the ice
01:14:33Blake, stop!
01:14:35You're skates!
01:14:36They've been sabotaged!
01:14:37Don't drop the puck!
01:14:38I've got to save him
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing
01:14:51Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this?
01:14:56A rabid bitch
01:14:57Instead of running out onto the ice
01:14:58Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake
01:15:20But you can't be pummeling him on the ice
01:15:22No, no, no, no, no
01:15:23He tried to sabotage him
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:29Now L'Rell's jam seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating
01:15:33Somebody get her on the tumble tron
01:15:35This is bullshit
01:15:36She's lying
01:15:38She's my ex-girlfriend
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me
01:15:42That she even started fake dating Blake
01:15:45Wow
01:15:46That's the best fight
01:15:48Yeah, that's right
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me
01:15:52And now she accuses me of cheating
01:15:55She's pathetic
01:15:56Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth, huh?
01:16:02You got this, Lucy
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake
01:16:13Or so I thought it was like that
01:16:15But
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy
01:16:20But that's actually you
01:16:21He is nothing like that
01:16:23He takes care of me
01:16:26He supports me
01:16:28He does everything
01:16:29I could ever ask for
01:16:31And it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore
01:16:34I've realized it's not
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn
01:16:51Aw
01:16:51Can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:54No, we cannot get back to hockey
01:16:55You tried to break his fucking ankle
01:16:56You're jealous of his career
01:16:58Well, you literally have, like, no proof
01:17:01So can you just
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof
01:17:04Okay
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break
01:17:10As soon as the puck drops
01:17:13You fucking asshole
01:17:15Here's your proof
01:17:16Asshole
01:17:20You gotta go
01:17:20You're done
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No
01:17:22You gotta go
01:17:23This is bullshit
01:17:24This is bullshit
01:17:31My nose
01:17:39Hey, you're perfect
01:17:42I'm so loose
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did
01:17:51I love you
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretend to be okay
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me
01:17:58Ever
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:11Get out of here
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing
01:18:16I have to say
01:18:16I've never seen a more exciting start to a hockey game
01:18:23You're doing great
01:18:25So you won
01:18:26Today
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29Yeah, it feels pretty good
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle
01:18:33I'm not, you know
01:18:34After all this practice, I'm gonna go pro
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you can do the puck
01:18:38Okay
01:18:39Okay, what the fuck
01:18:41I know I'm not that good
01:18:42I'll get better, okay
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at
01:18:46Yeah
01:18:53Really good
01:18:54Yeah
01:19:03You know, calm down
01:19:07You know, there's a will, there's a will
01:19:09Yeah
01:19:09We can do this thing right now
01:19:12Don't tempt
01:19:12Like
01:19:13You know
01:19:17Today's the deadline for the whole
01:19:20Fake dating thing
01:19:23So I'm wondering
01:19:26Did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you that I wanted to win the playoffs
01:19:31Yeah
01:19:33But all I really wanted to
01:19:35We'll see
01:19:38So do I
01:19:41I just didn't know what happened
01:19:45Sure
01:19:46I have no problem waiting for you to catch up
01:19:54Are you going?
01:20:01Yeah
01:20:02That's good