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WRITTEN AND CREATED BY DARLINGTON GWATIDZO JR. (FORMERLY BLUEBASTARD)

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01:00Great.
01:00Coming, Dad!
01:02We guys need to tell you something.
01:04Me and your mom are going out for dinner and we've got a babysitter to look after you two.
01:10Okay!
01:12What?
01:13But that's not fair.
01:15Why can't I just stay home and chill?
01:17What the fuck?
01:18Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:20I will not allow you to swear like that in my house.
01:24I expect you two to behave.
01:27That's right, Rebecca.
01:28Be on your best behavior or else no money for snacks.
01:34Can you believe this?
01:36No money for sweets and I'll be grounded for a month?
01:39Things definitely can't get any worse.
01:42The babysitter will be coming in a few minutes, guys!
01:45You just gotta have some patience, okay?
01:49No!
01:50No, no, no!
01:51This cannot be happening!
01:53Why, Dad?
01:54Don't be rude, Rebecca.
01:56Now we're leaving.
01:57Bye!
01:58Bye, Mom!
01:59I don't know why you're so excited having babysitters are-
02:02Hello, lads!
02:03I'm here now, so you better listen to my rules.
02:05Got it?
02:08Fuck!
02:10I don't know why you're screaming.
02:11I'm the babysitter, mate.
02:14I'm not your mate.
02:15I'm going to bed.
02:18Okay, sir!
02:20Come on, Rebecca.
02:21Don't be like that.
02:22I'm sure the babysitter is nice.
02:24Silence, bitch!
02:26Oh, okay then.
02:32What am I gonna do?
02:34I can't just let that stinky man stay in my house, bro.
02:38Wait!
02:38I've got it.
02:43This will teach you to go away.
02:54Is that Nirvana?
02:56That's my favorite band.
02:57Oh, for fuck-
03:00I need to come up with another plan.
03:08Hey, babysitter.
03:09Would you like a nice hot chocolate?
03:12That would be splendid, darling.
03:14I'm not your darling, weirdo.
03:17No.
03:19Let's see if you like hot sauce in your drink.
03:22Gotta be careful, though.
03:24Ready!
03:25Honey!
03:33Oh!
03:34You trying to poison me, love?
03:35Nope.
03:36Don't know what happened, but, uh, you must be mad enough to leave.
03:40I'm sorry.
03:41Nah, I'm alright.
03:42I'm staying right here to watch some football, so you can fuck right off.
04:05But I don't see what's wrong with him. He's a nice guy.
04:09No, he's not!
04:11He's stealing our living room!
04:13Go, Hurricane!
04:14Go!
04:16Maybe because you're annoying him?
04:19He just called me a smelly green bitch, and I thought I was rude.
04:23Anyway, why should I help?
04:25Because if you don't, I'll humiliate you when we get to school.
04:29Like what?
04:30Oh, I have my ways.
04:34Ow!
04:35Stop!
04:35Please!
04:36Say Rebecca owns me!
04:38I don't care!
04:39I'm not helping you!
04:41You're rude to me sometimes!
04:43Alright, adios then.
04:45Don't say I didn't warn you.
04:48Tch, trying to intimidate me.
04:50I don't think he's terrible at all.
04:52He's trying to look after us!
04:55Come on, Harry!
04:56You can do it!
04:57Missy's just a sore loser!
04:58You're better than him!
04:59Come on, come on!
04:59And another goal!
05:03Excuse me!
05:04What are you watching, babysit?
05:05Get out of the way, kid!
05:06How are you celebrating his goal?
05:08What?
05:08Look at that replay!
05:10But...
05:11Shut up!
05:11Your voice is annoying!
05:13Make yourself useful and go upstairs!
05:15Fine!
05:15I want a pizza.
05:18What do you want, loser?
05:19Rebecca, you were right!
05:21He's horrible!
05:22I want to help you!
05:23Please!
05:24That's more like it.
05:26Come on now.
05:27Hey, babysitter!
05:28There's a really cool song I want you to hear!
05:31Yeah!
05:31It's a pretty cool song!
05:34Maybe!
05:35Later!
05:36But I'm tired!
05:38Please!
05:38We want you to hear it so bad!
05:41Alright!
05:42Fine!
05:43Right!
05:57Just Because Time!
05:59You've got this Vai!
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