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Neighborhood Watch S01E12 Episode 12 Engsub
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:13I am not in the car.
00:22It's here.
00:24It's all more.
00:27Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:31Your house
00:33is a camera.
00:35At any given time,
00:37tens of millions of homes
00:38are recording your every move.
00:46And if you're watching at just the right moment,
00:55you'll catch your neighbors
00:56when they thought no one was looking.
00:59Nick!
01:00Oh my God.
01:01Daddy's a tingle fairy.
01:04Why is my baby
01:05sitting on top of a car right now?
01:07Nothing good can come from that.
01:10Come join.
01:11Oh my God.
01:13Oh my God.
01:14Oh my God.
01:16No.
01:17The Neighborhood Watch.
01:19You are currently being recorded.
01:24Nick!
01:26What are you doing?
01:27I got my wallet.
01:29Oh my God.
01:31What the Christ?
01:34What just happened?
01:36Dad! Dad!
01:37What? Oh God. Oh God.
01:38Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.
01:40Oh my God.
01:41Watch out.
01:52A mom tries her daughter's hoverboard.
02:03This boy has just gone grocery shopping
02:06with his parents.
02:07Having done garbage on the other hand.
02:08Come here.
02:19I love her.
02:23I'm so scared.
02:27Hey.
02:29Good job, Dad.
02:32What?
02:51A little girl is going to clean up the mess she made.
03:17A camera catches a father playing with his son.
03:26Life with kids at a young age is complete chaos, at least in our house, and it's fun
03:31chaos, but it's chaos.
03:33We have three children, Luca loves to stir up trouble.
03:37I don't think I leave Michael unattended with him often, only because he has a lot more
03:42work and I just know the kind of trouble he gets himself into.
03:46I definitely remind you a few things, make sure he doesn't put stuff in his mouth, don't
03:50let him slip in the bath.
03:51There's moments where I have to remind Michael of Luca's capabilities.
03:58I decided to take him outside, a little father son bonding, you know, just kind of explore
04:03and all of a sudden I said, you know what, I'm going to put him on the hood because I
04:07want to gain some trust and see if he'll listen to me.
04:11I don't know what I was thinking.
04:13I think there was a lack of brain power there, I don't think he was thinking.
04:20Oh my God, I'm here, I'm down.
04:25I was almost baffled, like why is my baby sitting on top of a car right now?
04:32Mick, how are you getting him down?
04:36Holy ****, Mick!
04:37Mick!
04:38I gave him like an inch and he took a mile, I'm like, oh crap, he's going to the deep
04:43end
04:43by himself.
04:44Oh my God, my dad is a dingleberry, because Luca is going to fall off the car.
04:51Michael has had many dingleberry moments, this was definitely the worst of them, he's heard
04:58it many times that I feel like I have four kids.
05:08The doors were locked so I couldn't open the door and stand on the side of the car and try
05:14to grab him, I couldn't go up the sunroof.
05:16Oh my God, Mick!
05:18Holy ****, come to mama!
05:21My mama bear instincts kicked in and I had to get down there as fast as possible.
05:25I'll lock your door, I'll lock your door.
05:27No, no, no, no, I'll lock your door.
05:30I'm here, I'm here.
05:34No, Luca.
05:37There was no question in my mind I was going up that car in order to grab him and save
05:43him.
05:44Thankfully our son was okay and mommy saved the day.
05:53The situation just proved everything to me that I have to be responsible for four humans
06:00and a dog and not just three children.
06:03She's always wanted four kids so I've given it to her.
06:07I've given her this...
06:08Extra responsibility.
06:10...passion of life.
06:21This family is trying to remove a bat from their doorway.
06:41A boy's Christmas present has just been delivered.
06:48Awesome!
06:50Awesome!
06:52Awesome!
06:53Awesome!
06:54Awesome!
06:54Awesome!
06:56Awesome!
06:57It's a motorcycle!
07:00A motorcycle!
07:01I can't believe it.
07:04A three, two, one, motorcycle!
07:08Oh my gosh!
07:11Look!
07:11Oh, that's for another family. That's not supposed to be for.
07:15What is this for?
07:17It has the wrong address on it. They have to come pick it up.
07:22Come on.
07:24Why did you deliver it to our house?
07:32I had a few minutes to get some gardening done and I created a disaster.
07:48This woman is adding alcohol to a flambe.
07:52Oh, my God. Are you okay?
07:55Oh, my God. Are you okay?
08:00Oh, my God.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03Oh, my God.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08Oh, my God.
08:09Oh, my God.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:11Oh, my God.
08:18In Florida, a boy is trying to sneak out.
08:31No, no, that camera's gonna go off now, you idiot, you're standing right in front of me.
08:39I ducked, no, it's already gone off.
08:46In Maryland, a woman prepares to do some gardening.
08:58I love planting different flowers, it's just kind of a little getaway from the house and
09:03all the indoor chores.
09:06We had a two-month-old baby at home, very colicky, didn't sleep and, you know, just very sleep-deprived
09:15on my part.
09:17I had my golf cart carrying all my supplies and I went to go move a bag of potting soil
09:24over and it landed and got stuck on the gas pedal.
09:27The golf cart was headed towards our well.
09:32If it had stayed straight, I think I would have been okay, but then it just took a sharp
09:36left and threw me off.
09:42My daughter all of a sudden says to me, hey dad, the golf cart's running through the
09:46yard.
09:47But then she said, dad, it's going really fast and mom is chasing it.
09:50So I get up thinking this is going to be funny to watch.
09:58The golf cart went about two football fields in length before it crashed into the fence.
10:11I was just very happy when it finally stopped so I could get to it.
10:17The fence was our neighbor's fence.
10:20They have a 13-acre farm next to us.
10:22The golf cart went straight into the horse pasture and I thought, oh my gosh, these horses are
10:28going to get out.
10:31By the time I made it outside, it had already crashed through the fence and it stopped.
10:36The first thing I thought was exactly what came out of my mouth.
10:43How in the world did this happen and what do I get to fix next?
10:49I really thought the golf cart was going to be in a much worse state than it was.
10:53The horses weren't anywhere near the opening of the fence and I was delighted to see that
10:58there was just a few boards that had to be replaced so it was a quick fix.
11:03We've been married over 20 years.
11:05He's very used to my mishaps and he takes it like a champ.
11:13Afterwards, I see people in public and they're like, you're the golf cart girl.
11:17I'm like, this is what I'm known for?
11:19I thought I would be known for better things.
11:22I still do my gardening.
11:25They haven't taken the golf cart keys from me yet.
11:32They don't know what I'm worried about.
11:33They're not just afraid of, they're not just afraid of, they know they're not just
11:34Now look, look!
11:36Oh, God!
11:38I don't know what I'm going to do, I gotta do, I'm gonna do, I'm going to play
11:44on that.
11:46Hold on!
11:46I'm going to play!
11:46Wait, if whatever happened.
12:00Hi, are you told?
12:10Kyle, Kyle, Kyle.
12:23This man forgot to say goodbye to his wife.
12:39Whoa, that was very cute.
12:47This woman is dealing with an emergency.
12:50I think we were more worried about what the neighbors would think.
12:52They're going to see me drugging this body out the front door.
13:05This boy is distracted by his phone.
13:12It has the first time.
13:14It has on time.
13:24Why are you moving?
13:30Stop, stop, stop, stop.
13:45You just wrecked my basketball.
13:47Yeah.
13:49I'll get you another one.
13:53That's great.
13:5421, 24.
13:5622, 25.
14:0021, 24.
14:01Tough guy.
14:03Tough guy.
14:12A camera in Florida catches something odd.
14:17All right, all right.
14:18It was pretty much a normal day at work.
14:21I got home, I started cooking dinner, and our son, who was three at the time, dropped an
14:27eggshell on the ground, and I bent over to pick it up, and that's when I just had this
14:31extreme sharp pain, and it sent me to the ground.
14:34My back problem was nonexistent until that moment in time.
14:44I just hear this loud, like, scream, like, I thought someone died, and I hear a loud thud,
14:49and I go in there, and he's just on the ground in pain.
14:52My son, he was completely confused, did not know what was going on, just screaming.
14:58I can drag you in a workout.
15:00I can drag you.
15:01Ready?
15:02I went into practical mode.
15:04I was just like, let's get to the hospital.
15:05And so at first, you know, I tried different things.
15:07I tried getting my son's stroller, and I tried to put him in the stroller.
15:11I was absolutely screaming in my pants.
15:13Yeah, there was no way I was fitting in the stroller.
15:14It just wasn't going to happen.
15:16And so finally, I just, I saw my son's, like, blanket on the ground.
15:19I was like, you know what?
15:20I'm going to roll you onto this blanket, and then just drag you out.
15:26There was a lot of comments, like, why didn't you call an ambulance?
15:31I don't have money for that.
15:32Who has money for an ambulance?
15:36One, two.
15:37I think we were more worried about, like, what the neighbors would think.
15:41We just moved to this new neighborhood, and they're going to see me dragging out this body out the front
15:46door.
15:51Logistically, that's when the nightmare started, because we had to figure out how to get me into the back of
15:56the truck.
15:57So then we got a medicine ball.
16:00What we ultimately decided to do was use it as a ramp as Lacey pushed my body over so that
16:06I could sit on top of the ball inside of the truck.
16:09When we were putting him into the truck, I just thought it was hilarious.
16:13I thought if anyone was watching us, we'd look like we're crazy people.
16:15It's absolutely not dignifying at all.
16:18I was humiliated.
16:20I'm like, see, this is why you should work out.
16:22You know, he hates what I say.
16:24As we were driving to the hospital, every single curve and bump, I felt it all, and it felt like
16:30it was an eternity to go three miles.
16:32At the hospital, you can't sit down in the wheelchair, and so he just lays forward on the wheelchair.
16:40They did scans on my lower back, and then they said, unfortunately, you have herniated two discs in your back.
16:46They let me know that I needed to go see a specialist and that it would require PT and possibly
16:52further medical diagnosis.
16:54I would say I'm about 90% to 95% better now.
16:58I have started working out.
17:00My wife, I have to thank for that.
17:03And his life is completely better now that he works out.
17:06And it absolutely is better.
17:08So always listen to your wife.
17:11That's the lesson of the day.
17:20See, the amount of rain is crazy.
17:24Oh, you got your umbrella?
17:27Yeah!
17:29Our tree!
17:32Holy gee man!
17:36Okay, we're not leaving now, but that tree is going to fall.
17:39That hit our tree.
17:40Three, two, three.
17:43It's not hard to keep the ball.
17:45When you keep that ball, you run towards it.
17:48Yeah!
17:52Oh!
17:56Oh!
18:00Oh!
18:02Oh!
18:03Oh!
18:04Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:05Oh!
18:07Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:08Oh!
18:08Oh!
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18:15Oh!
18:20Oh!
18:20Oh!
18:21Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:32Oh!
18:34Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh!
18:38Oh!
18:39Oh!
18:40In Michigan, it's bedtime for this little boy.
18:45I promise to always protect you.
19:11Wait, I ruined a moment, kiddo.
19:35You farted giant, yes you did so.
19:54Sailor, you gotta put the iPad now.
20:13Did you just fall too?
20:14Yeah.
20:15I don't know.
21:02I didn't know I was jumping on.
21:07Do you have a phone?
21:09Mm-hmm.
21:18Oh my god!
21:21I don't know.
21:25I don't know.
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