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00:15Wait.
00:16Wait?
00:17Are we on the same page here?
00:19Didn't you hear?
00:20I just did a whole thing.
00:21It was romantic.
00:22I'm just...
00:23I don't want to be your friend, Rosie.
00:25This isn't how you kiss your friends.
00:28No more Justin.
00:30Music collaboration only.
00:32No more sexy Snapchats.
00:34The unsexiest only.
00:36Deal.
00:37And no more deals.
00:39I can live with that.
01:01No more, do you want to be a type of thing?
01:06No more, do you want to, drop yourself?
01:17Oh.
01:19Oh.
01:19Oh.
01:20Oh.
01:21Oh.
01:21Oh.
01:23Oh.
01:26Oh.
01:26I'm playing Jesus like a backseat driver
01:30That's what I get from my knees
01:33And watch me sit the bed on fire
01:42She held my hand and led me back to the river
01:49We drowned our sins all night and how did the moon
01:55I'm running around, I'm running around in heaven
01:59Well, if I'm going down, I'll light a fire for you
02:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:11We just said I couldn't get no higher
02:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:18Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
02:21If that's what I get from my knees
02:23Then watch me sit the bed on fire
02:33I tried it, I liked it
02:37No one felt that surprising
02:40I fall asleep with the magic wand
02:43I sit the bed on fire
02:56I set the bed on fire
02:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:02The future said I couldn't get no higher
03:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
03:08Playing Jesus like a backseat driver
03:11If that's what I get from my desires
03:15Then watch me sit the bed on fire
03:18If that's what I get from my desires
03:29Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:34Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:36Watch me sit the bed on fire
03:37Oh!
03:41Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:50Pam?
03:53Did you hear that?
03:54I think the whole campus heard that.
03:56Okay, rude, but that's not what...
03:58Pam? Are you there?
04:00I can't see you.
04:01Fuck.
04:11I mean, those kids are a blessing,
04:13but they're a lot.
04:15You say that every year, and every year
04:17you get sad when Aunt Nicole and everybody leave
04:19and the house is empty again. I know.
04:20What are you doing this year, honey?
04:22Are you gonna go to Brooklyn with Allie again?
04:24Uh, no. Garrett's housemates are doing Friendsgiving,
04:27so I'm gonna stay for that.
04:29Friendsgiving? That sounds so fun.
04:31What are you gonna bring?
04:33You said they liked Nana's lasagna recipe, right?
04:35Yeah, yeah, but...
04:37Well, you can't show up empty-handed.
04:39We won't.
04:40Text Garrett. Ask him how many people are going.
04:43Uh, hi, um...
04:45Garrett?
04:47Wait, he's there?
04:50Uh...
04:51Introduce me.
04:52No, well...
04:54Garrett, honey, how many people will be at Friendsgiving?
04:57Uh, hi, Mrs. Wells.
04:58Hi. Please, call me Carrie.
05:00Look at you.
05:02Uh, you weren't exaggerating, Hannah.
05:03He's so handsome.
05:05Okay, hanging up now.
05:06Hey, Carrie.
05:07Hannah's dad is gonna be so jealous.
05:09I met you first.
05:10He's been bragging about you to all of our friends.
05:13He posted about your game last night.
05:16He wanted to tag you, but don't worry.
05:18I didn't let him.
05:19You should just know that you have a superfan over here.
05:22Mom, they lost last night?
05:25It doesn't matter. He's proud.
05:27Okay, we gotta go. We have class.
05:29Okay, well, it's nice to meet you, Garrett.
05:31Nice meeting you too, Mrs. Carrie.
05:36Miss and love you, sweetie.
05:37Miss and love you too, mama.
05:39Bye.
05:41Sorry. She's enthusiastic.
05:43She's sweet. She loves you.
05:44Okay. Are you driving or shall I?
05:46I'm not sitting on your handlebars, Wellsie.
05:49One day, Graham. One day.
06:14I didn't know how else to get you to talk to me.
06:22I want you to come home for Thanksgiving.
06:27Are you serious?
06:30Cindy still really wants to meet you before the wedding,
06:33and I would appreciate it as well.
06:34Look, I don't know what kind of bullshit game you're playing,
06:37but I don't...
06:37It's not a game, Garrett.
06:39I'm really trying here.
06:41I'm a different man now,
06:43and I don't expect you to understand this, but...
06:45Cindy...
06:48She's chosen to trust me.
06:53And I want to be someone worthy of that trust.
06:59Garrett, please.
07:02Just think about it.
07:19It's almost there, but it's like my advisor said.
07:21I'm just...
07:22I'm not feeling it.
07:23Not yet.
07:24Okay.
07:26Uh, fine.
07:26I'll take another crack at the lyrics over the break.
07:28Great. Yeah. Thank you.
07:30No worries.
07:31See you, Garrett.
07:32Yeah, bud.
07:37Did Julian wipe out again?
07:39Uh, Justin has some cool ideas for a new verse.
07:42Ooh.
07:43Which means that I can take a break over Thanksgiving.
07:46Hey, Wellesie.
07:47Yeah?
07:48Why don't you go home for the long weekend?
07:50Seems like your parents would love to see you.
07:52Uh, that... that place isn't really my home anymore.
07:57Because what happened to you?
07:59Yeah.
08:00Yeah.
08:00Yeah.
08:00And what happened after?
08:02Uh, when the guy you accuse of assault is the mayor's kid,
08:06people don't tend to believe you.
08:08Yeah, it didn't help that his whole team rallied around him,
08:11testified against me in court.
08:12Some real Hester Prynne bullshit.
08:16He was an athlete?
08:18Yeah.
08:20A hockey player?
08:23Yeah.
08:27Yeah.
08:27Ah, fuck.
08:30Look, that-that's all in the past now.
08:32He's in the past.
08:33Hey, Indiana is just not my favorite place to go back to.
08:37My parents get it.
08:40Uh, what-why do you ask?
08:42Uh, my dad wants me to go home for Thanksgiving, meet his fiancee.
08:47Would you want to?
08:49Maybe.
08:50I don't know.
08:52Uh, yeah, things with my dad are...
08:55kind of...
08:58It's complicated.
09:01Yeah, well, he's still your dad, right?
09:03Even if he is a hard ass?
09:05When I saw him before practice, he seemed, like, different.
09:10Good different?
09:10Well, I don't know if he's capable of that, but...
09:13But you hope so.
09:15Look, I-I think people can change.
09:17If they want to.
09:19So you're saying you think I should give him another chance?
09:22If that's what you want.
09:26If I go...
09:28Will you come with me?
09:32Of course.
09:33What, are-are you sure?
09:35It's what girlfriends do.
09:37Real ones, anyway.
10:03Am I getting faster?
10:05Oh.
10:06I lost interest in that.
10:08You look good.
10:10Mean.
10:11Like tough mean or you mean?
10:13Mm.
10:14Zdeno-chara mean.
10:15You can never pull off me mean.
10:17I'll take it.
10:18By these pictures, I'd almost assume you weren't into Garrett's girlfriend.
10:22Because I'm not.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:28Looks like you drew the short straw.
10:31Want me to put it on speaker?
10:33I'd rather keep skating suicides.
10:36She's probably having a hard time right now.
10:37Because she'll be alone on Thanksgiving?
10:39She did that to herself.
10:40She's trying, dude.
10:41She's always trying.
10:45Better get that.
10:50Hi, Mom.
10:53This, gentleman, is 25 pounds of pure poultry perfection.
10:58It's a big-ass turkey.
11:00Damn straight.
11:00We're gonna kill Thanksgiving.
11:01Unlike last year when everyone brought something and all we had to eat was a turkey and 300 miller High
11:06Life's.
11:07Champagne of beers.
11:08I actually want to remember my Thanksgiving this year, which is why I've put it upon myself to handle all
11:12food preparations because this year is going to be the best Thanksgiving.
11:16The perfect Thanksgiving.
11:20Holy shit.
11:21Since I can't go home, I've decided to make all my mama's greatest hits from scratch.
11:25We got three kinds of pie, two kinds of cranberry sauces, and more sweet potatoes than you can shake a
11:30stick at.
11:31And the piece de resistance.
11:35The Tucker family deep fried turkey.
11:37All rights reserved, 1985.
11:39Can I go work out now?
11:40I don't think he's done.
11:41No. No, no, no. I'm very much not done.
11:44A general is only as good as his troops, okay?
11:47Who?
11:47Where is Garrett?
11:48Are we supposed to be your troops?
11:50I'm not leaving anything up to chance.
11:52This, my friends, will be a military operation.
11:55We all have jobs to do, okay?
11:57Where the fuck is Garrett?
11:59What's up?
11:59Garrett, thank you for finally joining us.
12:01You and Wellesie will handle the pie crust from Dell's back stock.
12:04For?
12:05Thanksgiving.
12:06Oh, right.
12:08Sorry, Chuck.
12:09Hannah and I are going to my dad's place in Boston.
12:11Can't make it.
12:12What?
12:12No.
12:14Okay.
12:16No problem.
12:16No problem.
12:17Dean, you can handle all this stuff, okay?
12:18No, I would be all over that.
12:20But I am road tripping down to New York tomorrow with both.
12:22No, no, dude.
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:26Fuck off Wednesday, dude.
12:26Drinksgiving?
12:27Why would I be drunk here when I could be drunk there?
12:30Sorry, bro.
12:31See you next year.
12:33So the friends are abandoning Friendsgiving.
12:36Who needs them?
12:37Jules and I are still here.
12:38It's going to be the perfect fucking Thanksgiving.
12:39What do you need?
12:42I'll send you my to-do list.
12:51Damn.
12:52I know.
12:53It's glorious.
13:00I'm so depressed you're not coming to Brooklyn with me this year.
13:03Me too.
13:03But I want to be there for Garrett.
13:05As much as I love watching Aunt Kathy get drunk and busting out her old cheer routine.
13:09God, old gals still got the splits.
13:12It's your first Thanksgiving without Shawn.
13:14How are you doing?
13:15Honestly, I am loving my single life.
13:17I'm Yasmina in season two of Anissa Alashba.
13:21Doesn't she fall into a coma for most of that season?
13:24Yes, but before that, she's single and thriving.
13:27As am I.
13:28Just not getting tied down, focusing on myself and my acting.
13:32That's it.
13:33Well, I am proud of you.
13:34Well, you too.
13:36Meeting Garrett's dad, being a good girlfriend and shit.
13:40You nervous?
13:41Uh, uh, no.
13:44And he's famous, right?
13:46Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm a little nervous.
13:48But not because he's famous.
13:50Just, I don't know, the way Garrett talks about him seems like really intense.
13:55Yeah, I've seen him at games.
13:56Does the man ever smile?
13:58I don't think so.
13:59No.
13:59Well, don't stress.
14:01It's not about him liking you.
14:02It's about Garrett.
14:04And he already likes you.
14:06Yeah, I just think it's really important to Garrett that this goes well.
14:10That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
14:12Supporting each other.
14:14Helping each other grow as people.
14:17Can't all be about sex and fun.
14:21Shit, bus almost here.
14:22Gotta go.
14:23Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
14:25No, no, it's fine.
14:25I love a bus.
14:26You hate a bus.
14:28It's fine.
14:29I love you.
14:30Happy Thanksgiving.
14:31Love you.
14:32All right.
14:51425 for how long?
14:5230 minutes.
14:53Use that time to prep the jerk if the board has snow in it.
14:56And don't forget to pat dry the bird.
14:58I know.
14:58I know.
14:59Can't be wet.
15:00Unless you want to crisp the jerk and no eyebrows like Uncle Pete.
15:04And don't skimp on the marshmallows and sweet potato casserole.
15:08Who's slivers, dude?
15:09Dude, slivers.
15:11Just easy.
15:12Yes, Chef.
15:13There you go.
15:14Just remember to drop the turkey in exactly one hour before your sides are ready.
15:19One hour.
15:20Got it.
15:20First Thanksgiving.
15:21You're cooking all on your own.
15:22It's weird doing all this without you.
15:24Miss you too, JT, but I'm right there with you.
15:27Yeah, I can practically smell the sweat and testosterone.
15:31But fair.
15:32Just don't want to screw anything up.
15:34It has to be perfect.
15:35No such thing.
15:36It's not the food.
15:37It's the comfort and love that make the food.
15:40Did you just quote the Barefoot Contessa?
15:42Or did she quote me?
15:44No way no one is there.
15:46Grave, you gotta go.
15:47Love you, baby.
15:52Perfect.
15:53Yes.
15:54Yes.
15:58Where were the marshmallows?
15:59I just saw them five seconds ago.
16:01Where could they possibly go?
16:03One, two, three.
16:05They were just here.
16:08What are you doing?
16:09Keeping our family tradition alive.
16:10I'm trying to have a normal Thanksgiving right now.
16:13Okay?
16:14What's normal?
16:14Turkey? Pumpkin pie?
16:16Boo, boring.
16:17Say what you will about mom.
16:18We always have fun.
16:19Okay, you have a very interesting selective memory.
16:23Can't we just enjoy this, please?
16:24You are ruining Tuck's Thanksgiving.
16:27They were just here.
16:28Marshmallows were just here in front of the cans.
16:30Party people!
16:32Happy Thanksgiving!
16:33Bernie!
16:34Nat!
16:35Thank God I thought we were going to have too much food.
16:37Not a chance.
16:38We brought friends.
16:39And we brought one!
16:40Oh, six!
16:41Woo!
16:41Six more people.
16:42That's perfect.
16:43I can do that.
16:44Yeah, hi.
16:44How you doing?
16:45Hi, Tuckie.
16:46Thanks for having us.
16:47Good to see you.
16:50Okay.
16:51Is it possible to double a sweet potato casserole on one dish?
16:53You're asking me?
16:55I got this.
16:57This is a bad idea.
16:59You're right.
17:00Who brings a key lime pie to Thanksgiving?
17:02Why don't you stop me?
17:03Pumpkin?
17:05Pumpkin is the thing.
17:06Or maybe I should have brought wine.
17:08I met my dad, Wellesie.
17:11Oh, right.
17:13Hey, we can go at any point.
17:16Just give me the signal and we'll get the fuck out.
17:18The signal?
17:19Yeah.
17:19I don't know.
17:20Squeeze my hand.
17:21Or something.
17:22Once means you're good.
17:24Two squeezes and we're gone.
17:30Or we go.
17:36Or we stay?
17:38You gotta give me something here.
17:40We stay.
17:42Okay.
17:46First step, getting out the car.
17:49Yeah.
17:53Garrett.
17:54You made it.
17:55Dad.
17:56And you must be Hannah.
17:58Glad to finally meet you.
17:59Hi.
17:59Sorry, I'd shake your hand.
18:01Well, I'll take that.
18:03Pie!
18:05It's key lime.
18:06You love key lime.
18:07He loves key lime.
18:08I do.
18:08It's the superior pie.
18:10Well, don't let the poor kids freeze out there.
18:12Come in.
18:14I'm gonna put this in the fridge.
18:16I'll take your coats.
18:20Thanks.
18:25It's a nice house.
18:27Yeah.
18:30Oh, look at you.
18:35Oh.
18:42They look alike, don't they?
18:44Yeah.
18:45It's uncanny.
18:46I'm so glad you're here, Garrett.
18:48I can't wait to hear all about how the season's going.
18:52Come on.
18:53Put the game on.
18:54It's you versus me, kid.
18:56Rangers Bruins.
18:58Actually, is it cool if I show Hannah around first?
19:00Yeah.
19:01Of course.
19:02You don't have to ask permission.
19:03This is your house, too.
19:06Here, I'll give you the tour.
19:08Cool.
19:10Thank you so much.
19:11Thank you for coming.
19:12Who is that now?
19:15We come bearing alcohol.
19:17And we got tiny little boxes of cereal still up in the dining hall.
19:21Hey, look, Tuck.
19:21More people.
19:22Hannah said orphans are welcome.
19:24They are.
19:25They are.
19:26Yes.
19:27Grab a seat.
19:28Jules will grab you a drink.
19:30Yeah.
19:30All right.
19:31Just make yourselves at home here in the living room.
19:36Okay.
19:36Thank you, guys.
19:37Happy Thanksgiving.
19:38Happy Thanksgiving.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving.
19:44Why is the stuffing not in the oven yet?
19:47Oh, because the corn pudding and the green bean casserole are already in there.
19:50Here, please consult the oven schedule.
19:53I did all the math.
19:54The stuffing needs to hang out in the neutral zone.
19:58It only takes 30 minutes.
19:59If you guys were half this good at hockey.
20:01Jules, I can't right now.
20:03Please.
20:05Guys, somebody taste this.
20:06Logan, try it.
20:09And for the end of the tour, this is me.
20:22You okay?
20:23Yeah, yeah.
20:24It's just weird being back here.
20:26After my mom died, I went off to boarding school.
20:28And I never really lived here again.
20:31Yeah, I can tell.
20:33Is your dad running a storage business on the side?
20:37This is just all the stuff he signs when he goes to mall appearances or conventions or whatever.
20:43Trying to keep the legend alive.
20:47His best years are behind him.
20:51Are you afraid that'll happen to you?
20:52This is what success looks like eventually.
20:57Or I could tear my ACL tomorrow and get stuck bagging groceries at the stop and shop.
21:05Not that there's anything wrong with that.
21:07Hey, my mom works at Bob's Market.
21:09Oh.
21:10So.
21:11Yeah, it wasn't really a dream either.
21:15What was?
21:17I don't know.
21:18She was a singer.
21:20Her high school choir won a bunch of competitions.
21:22But, I don't know, she never really went for it.
21:24She must be proud of you then.
21:26Yeah, I just think she wants me to be happy.
21:30My dad, he's not really like that.
21:33Or, I don't know about now, but he wasn't.
21:36Not just with hockey, with everything.
21:37He was always...
21:40So.
21:42Intense?
21:43Yeah.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Yeah, seriously intense.
21:55Yeah, I don't know, it just seems kind of sad.
21:58Like, you wake up one morning and can't play hockey anymore.
22:02Did you miss it?
22:03It's the only thing I'm good at.
22:04Okay, that's not true.
22:06That's not an answer.
22:10I think I would be...
22:12Like, relieved.
22:22Sorry.
22:25Ali said that they wanted to wish me Happy Thanksgiving.
22:29Take it.
22:30You sure?
22:36Yeah, I've got this.
22:39Okay.
22:43Hey.
22:44Oh my gosh.
22:46Hi everyone.
22:50Okay, we have more people here than a Walmart on a Black Friday.
22:54We are going to Lowe's and Fish's this whole thing.
22:57I'ma go get potatoes from the extra fridge and then...
23:01Patrick?
23:02Patrick.
23:03Yes.
23:04Wait, wait, wait.
23:06No marshmallows on the sweet potatoes?
23:08They're already sweet.
23:10Okay, that's fucking blasphemy.
23:11You're a blasphemer.
23:12I will die on this hill.
23:13We never had marshmallows on our sweet potatoes.
23:16We never had sweet potatoes.
23:17I had a sweet potato taco one year.
23:19Tacos?
23:20On Thanksgiving?
23:21It's actually the best time for tacos, honestly.
23:23Especially when your big bro has a sweet sponsorship deal with Taco Shack.
23:27They're open on Thanksgiving?
23:29Yeah, they're the only place open on Thanksgiving.
23:31And we learned that the hard way when our mom got drunk one year and forgot she was grilling chicken.
23:36The propane tank almost leveled the block.
23:38Whoa.
23:39It was a blessing, actually.
23:40Mama Logan was never known for her cooking.
23:44I know.
23:45We should bring Mom Taco Shack.
23:47Absolutely not.
23:49Well, she's probably surrounded by strangers eating gross rehab food right now.
23:54So?
23:54So, she needs our support.
23:56Should we be here for this?
23:58I supported her the last time she went in, and the time before that, and the time before that.
24:02Well, it's Thanksgiving and she's fucking family, John.
24:04She's in fucking rehab, Jules.
24:06Exactly!
24:08She's...
24:09She's trying.
24:11Okay, new plan.
24:12We're gonna whip up some spinach casserole.
24:16What?
24:17You know what? Forget it.
24:19I'll go myself.
24:25Tucker.
24:26My friend.
24:27We are here.
24:29Yes.
24:30Yes, you are.
24:31I'm so sorry to be late.
24:33Uh-huh.
24:33So, Yanis from Latvia.
24:35Hi.
24:36Charlotte from Philippines.
24:38Hi.
24:38Do you know Arjun?
24:39Mm-mm.
24:40Hey.
24:40And Carl Heinz.
24:41Hello, Carl Heinz.
24:45Sorry.
24:47You know what, boys and girls?
24:49I need space to work.
24:50Everybody, we are going to take this shindig outside.
24:53Let's go.
24:53Outside.
24:54Outside.
24:55Outside.
24:56Get your coats.
24:57Thank you, guys.
24:58I got this one.
24:59Thank you, guys.
25:05Bruins started the day.
25:06Three points clear.
25:07Fifth place.
25:08Philadelphia.
25:09Fourth in the East.
25:11The game is on.
25:18I heard you stopped by and saw Bruins practice.
25:21Yeah.
25:22You get a chance to show up?
25:25Yeah, a little bit.
25:26Atta boy.
25:33Cindy seems...
25:34nice.
25:35She is.
25:36Knows hockey, too.
25:38Penguins fan, but we're working on that.
25:40All right.
25:41Good.
25:43Mm.
25:44Ah.
25:45There you go.
25:46There you go.
25:48Bonneville is giving the Bruins trouble.
25:50He's too fast for the D.
25:51Yeah, but he's slow on the back track.
25:53They just gotta get the puck off him first.
25:54Mm.
25:55I bet the Bruins would love having you on the ice a year early.
25:58Huh?
25:59Yeah, they don't need me yet.
26:01Fontano's got a few seasons left in him.
26:03Plus...
26:04I'm not ready yet.
26:05I wanna graduate.
26:06We'll be right back after this commercial break.
26:11Must have a smart choice, Garrett.
26:15Probably good to be a little bit older before you go pro.
26:1918 was...
26:21really young for me to be thrown in the deep end.
26:23You'll be better equipped to handle the pressure.
26:26I'm gonna find you.
26:29And we're back.
26:31They saw Floyd by Levy and the Bruins set it up.
26:34The penalty kill has been outstanding.
26:36A huge factor in the game against the Bruins today.
26:39Okay, are you alone now?
26:41Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
26:43And she goes by Kiara now.
26:46It's like a whole thing.
26:47Okay, wasn't she in London for like a week?
26:52Out?
26:54Uh...
26:54No.
26:55Yeah, totally.
26:57Uh...
26:57Okay, what's going on?
26:59No, nothing.
27:00It's just like everyone's over.
27:02Hey, if you're busy, I...
27:03Hey, Ally Hayes, I can hear your nails.
27:06Who are you texting?
27:06What?
27:08Nobody.
27:09It's Shawn.
27:10You're backsliding.
27:11I'm not.
27:13Hey, it's okay.
27:15It's my dad.
27:16He, um...
27:18He can't find the remote again.
27:19He, uh...
27:20I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
27:24Okay, okay.
27:26Hey, I should probably go help.
27:29Um...
27:30Love you, miss you.
27:30Gobble, gobble.
27:55Uh...
27:56Heh.
28:03Ooh...
28:05Heh...
28:12Ooh...
28:15Uh...
28:17Ooh...
28:19Ooh
28:19Ooh bring it in...
28:22Ooh.
28:24Hmm...
28:25Ah...
28:28Ooh...
28:33Mm Hmm..
28:39happy thanksgiving do you have an appointment hi no i'm i'm here for gene logan and when did
28:45she check in last week i'm sorry new intakes don't have visitation privileges yet no i um
28:52i have a delivery can you just tell her it's from jules and john
29:01excuse me i paid for this with my hard-earned cash
29:04well then will you jules and john thank you any particular message happy thanksgiving or
29:11actually uh contraband please
29:24it's a family tradition she'll get it
29:31thank you it'll mean a lot to her
29:35well i'm here because it means a lot to you and you're right
29:40she is trying
29:48so what do you say we hit the hardware store on the way back for real i mean we gotta
29:54shore up our supplies
29:55if we're gonna spread the logan love this holiday season in that case better hit the stop and shop too
30:01one bag of marshmallows ain't gonna cut it
30:05let's go
30:08i'm your leader i'm your teacher i'm your mission
30:11status check all sides in the oven chef t-minus one hour chef
30:17which means mis amigos it is time to deep fry the turkey
30:21yeah
30:26nine eight seven six five four three two one
30:37wait i forgot the picture of the bird
30:39oh
30:40oh
30:41oh
30:42oh
30:42oh
30:42oh
30:43oh
30:47oh
30:52oh
30:54oh
31:12you guys are in for quite a treat cindy's mashed potatoes are
31:16really something and dairy free it's a happy accident hannah
31:22i asked cindy to uh make the mac and cheese
31:27with the bread crumbs
31:29like mom used to make
31:30i didn't want to overstep
31:33no
31:34no that's that's very kind thank you
31:38thanks for coming
31:40means a lot to me
31:46phil would you
31:48yes of course we should say a little grace before we dig in
31:53oh
31:54yeah
31:59lord thank you for this wonderful bounty you have bestowed upon us
32:04thank you for bringing us all together to enjoy this delicious meal
32:09and for the hands that prepared it
32:12we ask you to guide us towards love and understanding
32:21to experience what it means to be family
32:29in this life and the next
32:33thank you lord
32:40amen
32:44amen
32:59everything okay
33:00yeah
33:01i just gotta chill
33:03she's thin skin this one not billed for boston winter
33:07why don't you go upstairs and get a different sweater darling
33:13no
33:15don't
33:15whoa
33:16just sit
33:19is there a problem
33:22sorry i just
33:25i need uh um
33:28i'm so sorry i'm not feeling well
33:35can we go
33:40let's go
33:44slow down
33:46garrett give me the keys i'm driving
33:48hannah
33:49garrett
33:50please
33:53wait
33:55your coat
33:58thank you
34:01i'm gonna go warm up the car
34:08your wrist
34:09it was an accident
34:10no it wasn't
34:12i'm sorry i ruined thanksgiving
34:15your father really wanted us all
34:16no no you you
34:17you didn't ruin
34:21you can't stay
34:22with him
34:23look he felt awful after and and it it's just it's not who he is
34:28it's exactly who he is he says it's not going to happen again
34:32right he makes promises he says he'll change it's a lie it's all a
34:36fucking lie he doesn't care about you he doesn't care about me all he cares about is
34:38phil
34:38that's it
34:39listen to me
34:41my mom didn't have the chance to get out
34:44but you do
34:47please leave please
35:02it's complicated
35:17i can't see you in myself
35:22and it's scaring me to death
35:26running from what was
35:29and what hasn't happened yet
35:33i can't be so now
35:36but i can't be like this
35:41any
35:44longer
35:47guess you give
35:49what you're giving
35:53karen
35:54are you okay
35:56yeah
35:58yeah i'm fine
36:00no you're not
36:23it's not always what you say
36:25you couldn't
36:26it's okay
36:27okay
36:29i couldn't protect her
36:32my mom
36:33i tried but
36:40i couldn't fight back
36:43karen
36:45did he hit you
36:58what if
36:59what if i'm just like him
37:05hey you're not
37:06you
37:09you
37:10you would never
37:11hurt someone like that
37:12she was scared of me
37:14cindy
37:15the way she looked at me
37:16it wasn't about you
37:18she doesn't know you
37:23hey
37:24i've been
37:39i've been
37:45she's
37:46i'm
37:48oh
37:49you
37:49you
37:58I'm sorry
37:59I should have told you everything
38:06I should have told you the truth
38:07You did
38:08You did
38:24What do you need?
38:32Let's just go home
38:35Yeah, let's go home
38:37I know this isn't exactly what we had planned for today
38:46But I want to thank you all for coming together
38:49To enjoy this once proud bird
38:53So without further ado
38:55Let's play
39:04Almost heaven
39:06West Virginia
39:08Blueish mountains
39:10Shenandoah river
39:12Life is old
39:13They're older than the trees
39:15Younger than the mountains
39:17Growing like a breeze
39:18It's country roads
39:20Take me home
39:22To the place
39:24I'm lost
39:25It doesn't count
39:27What?
39:29Yes, it does
39:30Country roads
39:33I hear a voice
39:35In the morning how she calls me
39:37Maybe I'm on my way
39:39Up my home by the way
39:40Driving down the road
39:42I get a feeling
39:44Yesterday
39:45Yesterday
39:45Yesterday
39:46Country roads
39:49Take me home
39:51To the place
39:52Where I belong
39:54West Virginia
39:56My mama
39:58Take me home
40:01It's a Logan
40:29It's a Logan Thanksgiving
40:30Motherfucker
40:30And I'm trying to go
40:36And I'm trying to go
40:37Yeah
40:37Yeah
40:38Yeah
40:43This might be the best sandwich I've ever had
40:46There's something about cold turkey
40:47Just tastes better
40:49I think it's the fact that you don't have to stress about it
40:51It's cold turkey
40:53Not going anywhere
40:54It's reliable
41:00Well, Z
41:01Yeah
41:04Thank you
41:06It's just a sandwich
41:09Still
41:10Thank you
41:19Oh, wait
41:25I forgot
41:29It's not mac and cheese
41:31With breadcrumbs
41:33But
41:39My therapist used to say
41:41That you can't let the bad memories erase the good ones
41:45It seemed like a good one
41:48It was
41:53The cake was still so frozen
41:55That we couldn't cut into it
42:04Here we go
42:07Hey, lovebirds
42:08Glad we got you
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:09Happy Thanksgiving
42:11Here, wait
42:11Let me add Dean
42:12We gotta get the whole fam here
42:15Hello
42:15Hey, what?
42:18Are you already asleep?
42:19It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers
42:21Where are you?
42:22He's in fucking New York
42:23On Thanksgiving
42:25Yankees!
42:26Suck
42:27Yankees suck
42:28Yankees suck
42:30Yankees suck
42:31Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
42:33I don't know
42:34Last time I checked, my ass was perfectly intact
42:37Okay, confirm
42:38You guys are so dumb
42:39Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
42:42Well, Z
42:43Don't stoop to the level
42:45Happy Thanksgiving
42:45Good night
42:46Happy Thanksgiving
42:47Yes, happy Thanksgiving, dorks
42:57They didn't see you
42:59They didn't see you
43:00They didn't see you
43:14Not that it matters
43:15But I'm breaking patterns
43:16I'm getting so good at Pilates
43:18Broke up with you in November
43:20Sorry, I know you remember
43:22Are you depressed or are you feeling better?
43:24Cause you're looking like it's a ladder
43:26I've been so careful with you, babe
43:30But I'm out late
43:31And being as sane is exhausting
43:34Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:36Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:38Sue me, I wanna be
43:39Sue me, I wanna be
43:40Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:42Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:44Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:46Sue me, I wanna be
43:47Sue me, I wanna be
43:48Sue me, I wanna be wanted
43:56Just me or does he look amazing
43:59When he's all in his innocent faces
44:01Let's rip him off
44:02Talked about
44:03Let's walk
44:05Suddenly all the lights are on
44:07Taking it as a sign from God
44:09And I'm saying it over and over again
44:13I've been so careful with you, babe
44:16But your lines fade
44:18So I'm thinking that I'm gonna cross it
44:21Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:22Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:24Sue me, I wanna be
44:26Sue me, I wanna be
44:27Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:28Sue me, I wanna be toxic
44:30Gonna blow up your life like the atomic
44:32Sue me, I wanna be
44:34Sue, yeah, I wanna be
44:35Sue me, I wanna be wanted
44:36You're my face, my face
44:38It's kissing, babe
44:41And I won't make it late
44:42Cause I know that you want it
44:44You're my face, my place
44:46It's business, babe
44:49And my lonely is here
44:50So it's me, I should throw it
44:52Sue me, I wanna be
44:54Sue me, I wanna be
44:56Sue me, I wanna be
44:58Sue me, I wanna be
44:59Sue me, I wanna be
45:00Sue me, I wanna be
45:00Wanted
45:07Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
45:36Sue me, I wanna be
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