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Have You Been Paying Attention Season 14 Episode 3
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00:03Tonight, join Anne Edmonds, Luke McGregor, Denise Scott, Ed Cavalli and Sam Payne.
00:10As we look back on the week and ask, have you been paying attention?
00:16And now, the man with the cards, Tom Gleisner.
00:22Good evening, it's so great to be back with you for another big week of breaking news.
00:26As always, we've got a fair bit to get through, but how's this for a team to help us do
00:31it?
00:31For the first time this year, she's in the middle of a massive national tour, the fabulous Denise Scott.
00:38Also making his series debut, once considered Hobart's most eligible bachelor, the always enigmatic Luke McGregor.
00:48Still lighting up our screens on ABC TV's Bad Company, welcome back the wonderful Anne Edmonds.
00:56Soon to be seen starring in his own telemovie, right here on 10, why it's Ed Cavalli.
01:03And finally, former Eurovision host turned Tonight Show star, Mr Sam Payne.
01:12Thank you very much for having you back with us.
01:14Scotty, I know you've been busy touring your show Tickety Boo around the country.
01:19This caught our eye on your Instagram.
01:21I'm just here to thank the good people of Brisbane.
01:27Why were you thanking the good people of Brisbane?
01:29I know I sound really pissed, but I wasn't.
01:32But I, so I was on my way to the show at the powerhouse in Brisbane to do my show.
01:38And, look, post-cancer treatment, I have a toilet issue.
01:44Like, as in, when I have to go, I have to go.
01:47I'm talking the serious business.
01:49Going well so far, isn't it?
01:51Anyway, so I'm walking to the, down James Street in Brisbane,
01:56and I'm at the point where I'm looking at front yards.
02:01And they're all manicured lawns.
02:04I'm thinking, for God's sake, where's a hippie house with some strawberry?
02:09And, anyway, finally I saw hairdressers.
02:14Thought, great, go in there.
02:15I'm just about to walk in.
02:16And I faceplant it.
02:18I know.
02:21And so I've got a double dilemma.
02:23Yeah.
02:24And so all these people, people stopped their cars.
02:27People could not have been kinder.
02:29And I'm lying there thinking, I just want to shit my pants up.
02:33Please.
02:34And they were helping me up.
02:36They were assisting me.
02:37I'll drive you home.
02:38I haven't got time to get up.
02:40I've got, anyway, I've got into the hairdressers.
02:43I was bleeding my hands.
02:44They thought I'd been attacked.
02:46So I'm just saying, please, can I use your toilet?
02:50And they sent the poor little baby apprentice to the toilet with me.
02:55Oh, to sort of make sure, yeah.
02:57I hope, I'm aware, I hope you've recovered.
03:01Well, you've recovered, that's great.
03:02The lady at the all-pair dressing salon in Brisbane.
03:06We have to take a break.
03:08We'll be back.
03:09Lovely to have you back, Scotty.
03:11Hey, great to see you again, Luke.
03:12You're a dad now and, of course, you're married.
03:16How is family life treating you, Luke?
03:21Good.
03:23I celebrated, well, we celebrated my wife's breastfeed-aversary when you were breastfeeding.
03:30I made a cake.
03:33This was a milestone in your family.
03:37That is true to life.
03:40That is, I've been trying to get Amy to go to the doctor for a while.
03:45It's pink icing.
03:46Is it like a coconut emulsion?
03:49It's a, I wasn't expecting a question about the ingredients.
03:52It's a packet mix.
03:54And then I covered it in pink icing.
03:57I can make you one, Tom.
03:59No, no, don't.
04:00A great moment in the household.
04:02Hey, Anne, great to see you again.
04:03And when I say see you, we've seen a fair bit of you recently.
04:08Yeah, yeah.
04:09Just, I can make you a cake.
04:12Yes, that's a hard launch of my OnlyFans.
04:15That's so, that's one of the wonderful shows referenced in Bad Company.
04:19Yeah, when we made the show, we had to create a whole lot of fake plays.
04:23Sure.
04:23And that is one of the plays.
04:24But I would like to perform it, um, right now.
04:27No.
04:29All right, we've got a fair bit to get through, so let's get started.
04:32Hands on buzzers.
04:34Interesting statement from the Prime Minister.
04:36I knew there'd be a bit of blowback on this.
04:39Bit of blowback?
04:41On what?
04:42Luke?
04:42In my experience, this is when he's had too much dairy.
04:46Yeah.
04:47Don't think he's lactose intolerant, Denise.
04:50Yes, it was a very popular sexual activity in the 1970s.
04:56In the 70s.
04:57Come on, I know what I'm talking about.
05:00And look, it's a family show.
05:02I can't describe it.
05:03Use your imagination.
05:05I have.
05:05Not a sexual activity.
05:06Holy moly.
05:07What is the Prime Minister referring to with a bit of blowback from Ed?
05:11Changes to negative gearing.
05:12Ed, I will pay that.
05:13Changes to negative gearing in the capital gains tax.
05:15To a phrase we heard quite a bit this week.
05:18Down, down.
05:18Down, down.
05:19Down, down.
05:20Down, down.
05:20Down, down.
05:21Why are they all saying down, down?
05:23What's that related?
05:24Sam?
05:24Your blood pressure?
05:26Yes.
05:27It's OK at the moment.
05:28Denise?
05:28Is it referencing the blowback?
05:31No.
05:32We've moved on from blowback.
05:34Why is everyone saying down, down?
05:36Big story from the week.
05:37Um.
05:38Something to do.
05:39Was it Coles that had prices of down, down?
05:41And they were in front of the...
05:42I'll just make it up.
05:43Yeah.
05:44The...
05:45Luke?
05:46From memory, Coles, who normally has our best interest at heart...
05:50LAUGHTER
05:50..were saying that things were discounted...
05:53..but they were actually higher or the same.
05:56Pay that, Luke Coles found guilty of misleading customers.
05:58Or strong words from Pauline Hanson.
06:01They've delivered a shit sandwich and we've now got to eat it.
06:04LAUGHTER
06:05Who has delivered a shit sandwich?
06:08LAUGHTER
06:08Denise?
06:09That was me in Queensland.
06:10I can't...
06:11LAUGHTER
06:14APPLAUSE
06:16Um, more recently...
06:18And I apologise...
06:19Thank you, Luke.
06:20No, Pauline's, of course, referring to it.
06:22The budget, the federal budget.
06:23Yeah, Pauline does not think it's...
06:24Ah, yes, Luke.
06:25I just want to apologise on behalf of all redheads.
06:28We've tried together to get out of politics, but she's...
06:30LAUGHTER
06:32Thank you, Luke.
06:33Well, this came as a surprise.
06:35A notorious neo-Nazi organisation has officially been outlawed in Australia.
06:40Well, what is the neo-Nazi organisation?
06:42Look, I'll just check Ed's tattoo.
06:44LAUGHTER
06:45Hopefully.
06:46Hopefully not tattoo.
06:47Who didn't even know the name of the...
06:49Ah...
06:50Something white?
06:51Oh, Denise, you've got one of the two words, so...
06:53Well, white...
06:55And what country?
06:56Party...
06:56Oh, white Australia.
06:57That is what I'm chasing.
06:58Formerly the national...
07:00That just sounded like Scotty just going,
07:02white Australia.
07:03LAUGHTER
07:05Well, Sam...
07:06LAUGHTER
07:07All right.
07:08President Trump arrived in China on Thursday.
07:11LAUGHTER
07:16What was the crowd chanting?
07:19Sam?
07:20You're going home in the back of a ditty-bitty.
07:23LAUGHTER
07:23It's a little...
07:24It sounded like that a bit.
07:25It's a little more celebratory than that, a bit formal.
07:29And...
07:29Death upon you.
07:31LAUGHTER
07:32Sounds like it, it's two words.
07:34Well, welcome leader or welcome back or something like that.
07:37Welcome...
07:37Yeah, Sam.
07:38Warm welcome.
07:39That is exactly the phrase.
07:40Thank you, Sam.
07:41Warm welcome.
07:42Trump was strangely impressed by President Xi's height.
07:46You know, he's tall, very tall.
07:48And, uh...
07:49Especially for this country,
07:50cos they tend to be a little bit shorter.
07:54LAUGHTER
07:55He thought it was unusual.
07:57You know, people don't know this,
07:58cos I've always said it.
07:58I'm six foot eight.
07:59Yeah.
08:00LAUGHTER
08:02Well, interesting choice of music
08:04at the state dinner in Beijing.
08:06What did the band play in honour of President Trump?
08:09Ah, Luke.
08:10The Imperial March.
08:12Would it be?
08:12No, it would not.
08:13He likes to enter a room.
08:14It's actually one of his favourite songs.
08:15He often uses it at his rallies, if that helps.
08:18He likes to dance to it.
08:19Denise?
08:19Is it, um...
08:21Rage Against the Machine?
08:22LAUGHTER
08:23It's killing in the name of, you know...
08:25You, I won't do what you're telling me.
08:27You, I won't do what you're telling me.
08:29You, I won't do what you're telling me.
08:30You, I won't do...
08:31Just the lyrics go on.
08:33Sorry, yeah.
08:34And what was the...
08:35Ah, YMCA is one of his faves.
08:37Why don't he love...
08:38You know, he dances at the rallies.
08:39UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer spoke to the party faithful.
08:42That hurts.
08:44And it should hurt.
08:46That hurts.
08:47What's he referring to?
08:48Ah, nipple clamps.
08:50They do.
08:51That can be a little tricky, but...
08:52It should hurt.
08:53More recently, it was a bad week.
08:54Well, the answer is their massive loss is in the council elections.
08:58Hey, that loss of seats in the recent local elections.
09:00His colleagues are facing a lot of questions.
09:03Is it over for Keir Starmer?
09:05Are you going to stand for leader?
09:07Was Delta robbed at Eurovision?
09:09It's a lot of...
09:10Four legitimate questions.
09:12Big week for the Princess of Wales.
09:14Kate Meadon-Curve.
09:16CHEERING
09:19Where was Kate arriving?
09:22Big reception.
09:22Very exciting to see her.
09:23Denise?
09:24It was at a...
09:26What do you call it?
09:27You know, a stone...
09:28Plaza.
09:29A plaza.
09:30You know, where Prince Andrew's just been put in stocks.
09:33Oh.
09:35She's just gone to say hi.
09:36I wouldn't go with plaza, but I'll need more details.
09:39Give me a country.
09:39Oh, like a DFO.
09:41No, but no.
09:42Give me a country.
09:43She's headed overseas for the first time.
09:45I think she's in Italy.
09:46Yes, up in northern Italy.
09:47To a meeting between King Charles and Sir Rod Stewart.
09:50Who put that little rat bag in his place?
09:53Who put that rat bag in his place?
09:55What rat bag?
09:57Anne.
09:57Harry?
09:59Well...
10:00I wasn't referring to...
10:01Luke.
10:02No, this was the...
10:03The president, right?
10:04Yes.
10:04Trump?
10:05His speech to Trump.
10:06So Rod's looking more and more like a middle-aged lesbian everywhere.
10:13Yes, please.
10:14I think that's very hurtful to lesbians.
10:16I'm terrible.
10:17My apology.
10:18Hey, we've got to take a break.
10:19It's back with more from the week right after.
10:33The federal budget has been handed down.
10:36In the end, there was...
10:36Broken promises.
10:37Broken promises.
10:38Broken promises.
10:39Well, we have changed our position.
10:41Mission accomplished.
10:42And the HCC said...
10:43Fake.
10:43Fake.
10:44Fake.
10:44Discounts.
10:45Misled Australians.
10:46Total BS.
10:47Lack of respect.
10:48Message from Keir Starmer.
10:50I'm not going to walk away.
10:52Oh, there will always be people who would like...
10:53Massive life support.
10:58We've asked you what you've been handed just before we were turned to questions.
11:03Ed Cavalli, we received an email during the week regarding you.
11:08It's from Karen and George.
11:10George just wanted to let you guys know my nearly 80-year-old mother just changed her insurance
11:15because she trusts that nice young man from that Channel 10 show.
11:20Oh, lovely.
11:22That's so nice.
11:23Could you get her, like, a discount on her policy?
11:25No.
11:25So, thank you, Karen and George, and to your lovely 80-year-old mother.
11:30No jokes.
11:31It's just, you know, I mean, I mean, facts are facts if you want a great deal on insurance.
11:36That's fantastic.
11:37Tom, may we read out as many of those as have come in, please?
11:40It's the only one.
11:41OK.
11:43All right.
11:44Hands back on buzzers.
11:46Dating app Bumble is making changes.
11:49Instead of swiping, users will now...
11:51Trick question.
11:53I love my wife.
11:58Not really, man.
11:59That's really good.
12:00Well done.
12:01Thank you, Luke.
12:02Not suggesting you're on the app, Luke.
12:04This guy's good.
12:05Instead of swiping, Bumble users will now...
12:08Everyone's scared now.
12:09Please.
12:10Well, blink or something, you know, blink once for yes or twice for no or...
12:16That's a hostage situation.
12:19They're going to, um, they're...
12:20Oh, yes, Luke.
12:21I actually do know this.
12:22They're using AI.
12:22Yeah, an AI assistant called B.
12:25Luke points to yours.
12:25Well, this was a surprise.
12:28Australians are turning to cocaine to self-treat...
12:30Self-treat what?
12:32Ah, Anne.
12:33Monogamy?
12:36It is a condition that afflicts many.
12:38Denise?
12:39Yeah, being bored at a party.
12:42I think they've often done that, but this is an unusual one.
12:45This is a genuine condition.
12:46It's an ADHD, Tom.
12:48Yes, yes.
12:49Jesus.
12:49Does it work?
12:50Yeah, well, obviously consult your dealer before you make any...
12:54Tell me, I don't have ADHD, but I've been treating it for the last...
13:00It's preventative.
13:01Preventative, yeah.
13:02It's preventative medicine.
13:03You know, they say a line of cocaine a day keeps the doctor away.
13:08Not...
13:09All right.
13:10Well, some huge news out of Perth.
13:12Touchdown in Western Australia after a long ordeal.
13:16Oh, a long ordeal.
13:17What's that referring to?
13:19Ah, Sam.
13:20Jet star, Sydney to Perth.
13:22No, no.
13:23It's more like a private plane, Denise.
13:26Is that Pauline Hanson training to fly?
13:30She's got the new Cessna.
13:31No, it's not Pauline.
13:33Luke.
13:33No, this was...
13:34This was the cruise ship, the Hantavirus passengers.
13:37I know, because I was on it and I'm supposed to be isolating right now.
13:40Oh, listen.
13:41Don't lean too close.
13:43Yeah, maybe...
13:43Maybe...
13:44We'll pay...
13:45Pay that.
13:45Thank you, Luke.
13:46He's got a rat's tail.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Oh, to some medical news.
13:50Medical experts are renaming the most common hormonal disorder affecting women.
13:55Polycystic ovarian syndrome will now be called...
13:57Oh.
13:59God almighty.
14:01It'll be called whatever.
14:03Honestly.
14:04It's whatever it's been changed to, that name, it's just like, oh, just stop whining, ladies.
14:12Keep your hot water bottles strapped to your gut and get on with life.
14:18Just don't stress me out, Tom.
14:23Based on that answer, Tom, it's the answer dementia.
14:28Denise, thank you for those thoughtful comments.
14:33I...
14:34I...
14:34A polycystic ovarian syndrome will now be known as, Luke?
14:37As an ally.
14:39Yes, Luke.
14:40It was PCOC, right?
14:42Yeah.
14:42And now it's PMOC.
14:44Oh, thanks for me.
14:46Yes, Blaine.
14:47Boo.
14:48It's me.
14:50And so, Luke, Dr. McGregor, have you got a treatment?
14:56I can't remember what the M stands for.
14:57Luke, you have it, sir.
14:58It's polyendocrine metabolic...
15:00Let's just call it problems down, down, and we'll move on.
15:04Okay, it's time to look at all things entertainment.
15:13And tonight's showbiz segment is brought to you by...
15:16Who is it?
15:16I'll tell you who.
15:17No, no, actually.
15:18I've got this one aired.
15:19It's Yui.
15:20You insured.
15:21Great to have them.
15:22Well, after a seven-year absence, what beloved show is returning to Channel 10?
15:28Oh, awesome.
15:29Sam.
15:30Is it Yasmin's getting married, Tom?
15:31No, isn't it?
15:32Maybe.
15:33It doesn't have a second series in it.
15:34Denise?
15:35Is it Studio 10, Tom?
15:36Wouldn't that be exciting, sadly?
15:38Oh, you said beloved.
15:39No, it's not.
15:42Sports Tonight.
15:43Yes!
15:43It's part of the 10 late news.
15:46The wrap-up of all the sports we don't have the rights for here at 10 will be showing each
15:50week.
15:51Oh, I believe we have some video quiz masters standing by.
15:54Hi, Tom.
15:55Hi, everyone.
15:56Danny Estrin.
15:56And Courtney Act here.
15:58We've been in Vienna together all week for what?
16:02What have Danny and Courtney been doing together in Vienna?
16:05Sam?
16:06They're there for SBS.
16:07Are they?
16:08Covering the Human Rights Watch report on the atrocities in Syria.
16:15I'll take the SBS part.
16:17You're actually really close.
16:19There were some atrocities.
16:21Luke?
16:21They're in Vienna, right?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Is the dessert Vienna made in Vienna or is it...
16:26That's a good question.
16:27You mean Viennetta?
16:28That's a Viennetta.
16:28Oh, Viennetta.
16:30I withdraw my question.
16:32Yeah.
16:33I didn't know...
16:34What are Danny and Courtney doing there?
16:36Anne?
16:36I'd say they're doing Eurovision because Sam lost that job, but they've got it now.
16:41Do you know what, Anne?
16:42Let's see if you're right.
16:44We've been hosting Eurovision...
16:46On SBS.
16:47Anne, points are yours.
16:48This is exciting.
16:49Conan O'Brien is returning to do what for the third time in a row?
16:54Denise?
16:55The Oscars?
16:56Yes, he's going to host the Oscars in 2027, which brings us to you, Sam.
17:01Weeks, the...
17:02No, I'm not hosting the Oscars.
17:03No.
17:04Logies, there's talk that you're not going to do this year.
17:07Have you made a decision?
17:11Well, I'm not hosting them.
17:12Oh.
17:14Bombshells.
17:14That's weird.
17:15What a bombshells.
17:16Who do you reckon...
17:16Not enough cocaine there for me.
17:19Oh, yes, I've had three wonderful years and, you know,
17:23so I think sometimes you can hold on too long.
17:26Do you know what I mean?
17:26I think you're a great example.
17:29Thank you for the...
17:30Good luck.
17:31You heard it here first on the show.
17:33To a statement you don't often hear.
17:35Seven News sincerely and unreservedly apologises.
17:38Ooh, what was Seven News apologising for?
17:42Anne.
17:43Something to do with the front bar?
17:46Wasn't a promotion there, Sam?
17:48Look, last week's ep wasn't the greatest ep,
17:49but I haven't let going a bit far.
17:51What they did wrong, Denise?
17:53They put up the wrong photo of someone...
17:56Of a woman accused of slavery.
17:58It was supposed to be someone called Kazwa Abbas.
18:01They used, I think, a...
18:02That's right.
18:04A mix-up.
18:05What can happen to anyone, Denise?
18:06Points are yours.
18:07Well, My Renault Rules had a surprise for their contestants.
18:11Shall we show them what you brought in?
18:12Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
18:13Here we go.
18:14Oh!
18:15Oh!
18:16Oh!
18:18Oh!
18:19What was in the back of the truck?
18:22Sam?
18:23Seven Isis brides.
18:28Love to see...
18:29No?
18:30Look!
18:30It was the, um, passengers from the cruise ship.
18:34The virus.
18:35Ed?
18:36No one's seen it.
18:36Um, and they shouldn't, because it's awful,
18:38but it was their families.
18:40Yes, indeed.
18:40Take a look.
18:41It's a truck.
18:41Get a truck.
18:42Truck family.
18:43Family in a truck.
18:44It was, uh, human trafficking week.
18:47We've got to take a break.
18:48We're going to come back with our special guest quiz master right after this.
18:58We're back to what you have.
18:59You've been Hank Henson and it's time for it, our guest quiz master.
19:02From his early days on Ramsey Street to now starring alongside Russell Crowe in the action
19:08movie Beast, please welcome Aussie acting royalty, Daniel McPherson.
19:15Daniel, welcome.
19:17Lovely to see you.
19:18Great to be here.
19:19Everybody's real.
19:21So great.
19:21Do you remember the last time we met?
19:24In rehearsals?
19:25Before that?
19:26No.
19:26It was about a decade ago.
19:28I was in the audience of Dancing with the Stars.
19:31Oh, my gosh.
19:31And you were hosting.
19:32Yeah.
19:32You came over to me during the ad break.
19:34And you leaned over and said, get me out of here.
19:38And look, they kind of did.
19:40Shane Bourne came in and I, the Daniel and they all came in and the juggernaut rolled on.
19:45But I love live television.
19:46Fantastic.
19:46It is good fun.
19:47Hey, congratulations on Beast.
19:49Thank you very much.
19:50Tell us about the film.
19:52I played a retired MMA fighter who had to come out of retirement, get back in the cage
19:57and fight for all the things he loves and needs.
20:00But I spent three years training to be a professional, look like a professional MMA fighter.
20:05Yes, Luke.
20:06Sorry.
20:06So I failed the audition.
20:08Clearly.
20:09Clearly.
20:09We'll call you.
20:10Was it one of those?
20:11You do indeed look like a genuine fighter.
20:13Let's take a look at a little bit from Beast.
20:15I can breathe.
20:16I can think.
20:17I can think.
20:19Can you continue fighting?
20:21What do you want?
20:22I can think.
20:23I can't see.
20:25Oh dear.
20:26Then I can win.
20:27Wow.
20:28You know.
20:28I can't believe it.
20:31So you have goosebumps coming out.
20:33Russell yelling at you.
20:34It's obviously a rom-com.
20:37So did you come into the movie with any fight experience?
20:40No, I didn't.
20:41I spent three years training for it.
20:43I was given a script.
20:45I worked with Russell Crowe on a previous film called Land of Bad.
20:48The writer of Land of Bad said, I've got this other job that you guys will be good at.
20:51So three years, MMA, jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai, fight camp up in Thailand, and then two hours every day to
20:58put the cauliflower ears on.
20:59Oh my goodness.
21:00We'll put some footage of your training here.
21:02I presume this is, so that's your trainer?
21:04That's in Sydney.
21:05That's my buddy Hayes who took me.
21:07But that's where I did my hip.
21:10So this is sort of a year later.
21:11So that was when I first started.
21:12This was right as I was just heading up to Thailand.
21:14That's for real.
21:15And this is in the octagon in Bangkok, Thailand.
21:17And is it right to say you broke a few bones during training?
21:21I did.
21:21I broke just about everything I could.
21:23It was one of those jobs where they had to cover up my own scars and straighten up my own
21:27nose to put on the fake continuity ones.
21:31But 14 months later, I'm still sort of slowly coming back together and putting the body back together.
21:37That last movement.
21:38What was injured in that last?
21:40Okay, so I actually tore my groin off the bone.
21:44I had that for dinner last night.
21:49So the hula-hooping moves aren't quite going as well.
21:55Yay, yay, yay, yay.
21:56Now you had some pretty big co-stars.
21:57Oscar winner Russell Crowe, of course.
21:59First time the two of you back together since Neighbours?
22:02That's right, since Ramsey Street.
22:04I wish they went to high school together.
22:05Well, not together.
22:06We went to the same high school.
22:07Myself, Russell and Dr George Miller.
22:10Well, there's a huge trio.
22:12You're also acting alongside a Hemsworth, I think, in this film.
22:15Which Hemsworth did you draw?
22:16I've got Luke Hemsworth is in the middle there, and Brother Chris came to support us at the premiere in
22:22Sydney.
22:22Luke and I met in 1998.
22:25He was playing a drug dealer on Erinsborough High, selling me steroids at the Erinsborough High Oval.
22:32Yes, Ed.
22:33The Dingoes, yeah.
22:34The name of the Erinsborough...
22:35What was the name of the Erinsborough Football Club?
22:36It could have been the Dingoes.
22:37It was the Dingoes.
22:38And I'll be honest, and it's annoyed me to this day, you really led Stingray off...
22:43No, Stingray was a good kid.
22:47And this bloke, just because he was handsome and good at footy, Stingray got into drugs, and he never recovered.
22:52No.
22:53Blame the Hemsworth.
22:54There's got great stories, by the way.
22:56You know, the woman behind me almost did a shit in the front yard.
23:01Up in Queensland, so yeah, she's got good stories, too.
23:04It's very much to get through, but we're...
23:06We digress.
23:07We do.
23:08Yeah, we do.
23:08Daniel has kindly agreed to ask you five some questions, so hands on buses.
23:12I didn't have to hold them quite so far away when I was doing neighbours, too.
23:16OK, big news from the UFC.
23:18Hall of Famer Ronda Rousey, what's she done for the first time in nine years?
23:23Denise!
23:24Looks like me on the street in Brisbane.
23:28But, no, I think she's had a pap smear.
23:31We're not.
23:32Possibly.
23:33No, you forget about it.
23:34Professionally.
23:36She fought and won very quickly.
23:39That's exactly what it was.
23:40She fought and won Gina Carano back in the cage.
23:43Armbar.
23:44Submission by Armbar after 17 seconds.
23:47Have you had one of those put on you, Dan?
23:48I've had a proper rear naked choke where I went out with a professional Portuguese gentleman on my back.
23:54Sure.
23:55What are we talking about?
23:59Daniel's lifestyle choice.
24:02That's showbiz.
24:02First time in nine years, Ronda Rousey, back in the ring.
24:05Ed points are yours.
24:06Next question, please.
24:06Three of our favourites, Madonna, BTS and Shakira, will be performing where?
24:13Eurovision.
24:14Would be.
24:14What a line-up.
24:15But no, I don't think BTS would get in because they're from a different part of the world.
24:19Ah, look.
24:21Sam's 60th.
24:24What a line-up.
24:26Sam.
24:26I want to clarify.
24:27That is still a fair way away.
24:31Invites have gone out.
24:33Save the day.
24:34Save the day.
24:35After this.
24:36I'm going to guess the halftime entertainment.
24:39At?
24:40At, you know, the big thing that happens in America.
24:43The Super Bowl.
24:44Oh, no.
24:45That's my mind.
24:46It's Denise.
24:47Would you say the FIFA World Cup final?
24:49Yeah.
24:49I would ask you.
24:50Which would be the Super Bowl of soccer.
24:52I'd say anything if you were asking me.
24:54That's exactly what I thought you said.
24:57You big, muscly.
24:58Is she talking to you?
24:59I've no idea.
25:01We would hate Denise.
25:02It's the...
25:02FIFA World Cup halftime show takes place in New York in July.
25:06Yes, Sam.
25:07Daniel, get me out of here.
25:09I used to love that show, by the way.
25:11Knock him out.
25:11Yeah, all right.
25:12Next question.
25:12Tell a star Carlos Alcaraz has stunned fans by appearing on the cover of what magazine?
25:20Luke.
25:21PC Gamer.
25:23It is downtime.
25:25It's a prestigious publication.
25:27Anne?
25:28Is it Vanity Fair?
25:29Well done.
25:30It is Vanity Fair.
25:31Follow-up question?
25:32Subscribe.
25:33What's so stunning about that?
25:35Are you being serious?
25:36What's so stunning about that?
25:39You are just a jealous, bitter little man.
25:46You're making a good point.
25:47Anyway, of course, Daniel, you're no stranger to a magazine cover yourself.
25:52Come on.
25:52There he is.
25:53There he is.
25:55Go, Daniel.
25:56That's double denim.
25:57That did double the Canadian tuxedo.
25:59They didn't have it in my size, obviously.
26:01It was a little...
26:01Straight on.
26:03Daniel, next question, please.
26:04All right, guys.
26:05Do you want to borrow the glasses?
26:07I would, actually.
26:07Thanks very much.
26:09It says 46.
26:11All right, guys.
26:12It was a very emotional moment for Vin Diesel.
26:15Take a look.
26:21What brought him to tears?
26:24Denise.
26:24Is it to do with his story that he changed his name?
26:28From what?
26:29Well, he wasn't Diesel, was he?
26:31Was that his surname originally?
26:34What's his surname, Daniel?
26:35It's Vin Diesel.
26:36Well, it sounds...
26:36I think so.
26:37Yes, and it's become...
26:39Diesel's become involved in war, as in petrol.
26:44So I think he's changing his name to Vin Electric.
26:49It's a theory.
26:51Could we get Denise's car brought round?
26:55Oh, Luke, why is he tearing up?
26:56It's a tribute to his friend, Paul Walker.
26:59And I would also like to give a shout-out to all three Riddick films.
27:03Yes, please do.
27:03Very good.
27:04Sure.
27:05Pitch Black.
27:05Yeah, good stuff.
27:06Chronicles of Riddick.
27:07Yeah, yeah.
27:08Riddick.
27:08Yeah.
27:09Three.
27:09And then the fourth one, which will hopefully come out soon,
27:11some of my favourite Vin Diesel movies.
27:13Thank you so much.
27:15And shot in Australia, which one of them was shot here in Broken Hill,
27:18I think.
27:19Yes, that's correct.
27:19Chronicles of Riddick.
27:20I'd love a point.
27:22It was a tribute to his late co-star, Paul Walker.
27:24Well done, well done.
27:26Seriously, get me out of here.
27:29Daniel?
27:29Hollywood megastars Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
27:32are being sued by Miami police.
27:35For what?
27:36Well done, Ed.
27:37The Miami police are suing them for defamation
27:39for the way they portrayed them in a film, Dan.
27:41That's exactly what it is.
27:42The film was The Rip and it was a true story
27:44and apparently the police officers have taken offence to it
27:47and they are going after Matt and Ben.
27:49I'd like to sue Matt Damon.
27:51For what?
27:51For making that movie We Bought a Zoo.
27:53Yeah.
27:55I'd be a statute of limitations.
27:57Hey, we've got to take a break.
27:58You can catch Beast in cinemas now
28:00and streaming on Stan from June 4th.
28:03Would you please thank Daniel McPherson?
28:15We are back.
28:16It's time for internet with this is Individually to the Test.
28:19This weekend we experienced the magic that was the Eurovision song competition.
28:24So much to unpack from the event.
28:26And how better to do it than with a bit of this?
28:31Eurovision, why not?
28:32Of course, it's a fever.
28:33It's a huge event.
28:34Now, rules are very simple.
28:35I'll show you each a moment from the celebrated song competition.
28:38You've just got to answer a question.
28:41Sam, let's start with you.
28:47Sam, huge moment for San Marino during their disco-infused track, Superstar.
28:51Ah-ha, ah-ha, there you are.
28:54Girl, go ahead and show them all your scars.
28:58Girl, go ahead and show them all your scars.
28:59Girl, go ahead and show them exactly who you are.
29:02Let them know you're a superstar, superstar.
29:07We'll stop it there and ask, who suddenly appears on stage?
29:11Firstly, did you watch Eurovision on the weekend, Tom?
29:13I did.
29:14I know you did because, of course, our Delta, Gudrun, finished fourth.
29:18And you told me that you thought she'd let her country down.
29:20I thought Delta did a wonderful job.
29:23Amazing, amazing song.
29:24But, Sam, you are stalling.
29:26I didn't answer that.
29:27They walk onto the stage.
29:28Their performance, San Marino, someone who's not...
29:30Is that from this week, this weekend?
29:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
29:33And someone you wouldn't expect, who's not from their country,
29:37suddenly appear, big name, big name.
29:38Before I answer, any other clues?
29:40They were musician, big in probably the 80s.
29:45Is it Michael Jackson?
29:46Is.
29:48With some help from some pyrotechnics.
29:51They used to sing with a band, oh, am I going to give this away,
29:53who had the name Culture?
29:55I know the answer.
29:56I just wanted to see what clues he gave me.
29:57Oh, OK.
29:59Who bes on stage?
29:59When I say I know the answer, I think it's Boy George.
30:02Oh, Sam.
30:03Take a look.
30:06Oh, my God!
30:08Wow.
30:08Wow.
30:09I'm not sure Boy George knew he was there, but...
30:11Sam, point to yours.
30:13Well done.
30:13All right.
30:13Yeah, next.
30:16Denise, your Eurovision entry is this electronic dance banger
30:20from Winners Bulgaria.
30:22Oh, my life.
30:24You're in the turn of light and light.
30:28No one's going to sleep tonight.
30:31Welcome to the Lion.
30:45Denise what does Bunga Runga mean is it Bunga Runga no it means it's really emotional
31:00no it's the new name for polycystic
31:10there's a lot of headbanging tape across the mouth tell the truth it's actually Jamaican slang
31:21oh well then I'm on it yeah and it translates as dance your tits off
31:29not you Ann
31:31a beautiful kind of disorder aka dance your tits off I'm going to give the 10 points
31:41hello check out the dark gothic stylings of Serbian metal band Levina
32:09it what does Levina's front man do with that sword is that real is that from the weekend
32:15it's like a sword in the stone every year some some acts go the heavy goth yeah always someone
32:21they've gone there so it's a sword it's a dangerous weapon all right so it's a sword in the stone
32:24what's he do with it takes it out fireworks bang wow you're sounding more and more like Denise
32:32yeah whatever it is in my whatever it is I might have caught it up here
32:37I think he takes the sword out fireworks galore and he's lifted into the heavens
32:41oh Ed I'd love to pay that but say well you know what let's take a look
32:47he turns the sword into a microphone stand
32:50no violence
32:54why did you build it up so much
32:57just a guy singing into a microphone in shoulder pads
33:00I'm sorry
33:01that's right that was really underwhelming
33:03thank you
33:04that was great
33:05now Ann just like Delta you're fourth tonight
33:08you're watching contemporary
33:10it's a great performance
33:11you're watching contemporary singer songwriter
33:14Lilika from Ukraine
33:16with an ethereal rendition of her song
33:33I'm going to stop it there and ask you Ann what unique feat does Lilika accomplish right now
33:39was that English
33:40it doesn't relate to the lyrics she does something record breaking right there
33:45oh really
33:48um she does sort of like a she jumps up and she does like four flips
33:57that'd be good wouldn't it
33:58and then she lands on that sword microphone
34:03as a singer yourself I'll give you a clue she's taken a huge deep breath
34:07okay record breaking
34:08does she oh she holds something for a long time
34:10and I think
34:11long note
34:11long note
34:12oh she performs Eurovision's longest vocal run
34:1628 seconds
34:17would you like to say
34:18no
34:18yes all of it
34:19okay
34:19take a look
34:23now we're going to have to fast forward
34:25because we don't have the full 28 seconds
34:27so let's just
34:28she's still going
34:3410 points to Ann
34:35well done
34:36all right Luke finally
34:40tuning in to Australia's sweetheart Delta Goodrum
34:42representing us with her power ballad Eclipse
34:46come on
34:47all my life forever
35:05so Luke Delta's mounted the golden grand piano
35:09there's flames
35:10there's wind machines
35:11what happens next
35:12okay so it's something she does
35:15yes
35:15staging wise
35:16she's on top of the piano
35:17what could you do on top of a piano
35:18okay
35:19she gets
35:20and I don't know how she survives this
35:22but
35:22another piano lands on her
35:26piano Sam
35:27that'd be good staging
35:28no she's just
35:29okay
35:29flies off the piano
35:31oh nice
35:32close
35:32and
35:33there's no strings
35:34she has actual mutant powers
35:37is flies
35:38closer
35:39no
35:39jumps
35:40glides
35:41bursts
35:42gets the piano up to
35:4388 miles per hour
35:45goes to the future
35:46Luke I've been told
35:47we have to
35:48take a look at the footage
35:54well that's just flying
35:55but an easier version
35:57yes indeed
35:58but sadly
35:59not quite airborne
36:00but guess what
36:01all too soon
36:02that brings us to the end of
36:06Zero Revision
36:07back with more
36:08have you been
36:09having a run after this
36:20let's dive into some more
36:22questions
36:23well starting in
36:24Queensland where
36:26plans to build a
36:2691 story
36:28Trump Tower
36:29on the Gold Coast
36:30have been scrapped
36:31why were the plans
36:32scrapped
36:32Luke
36:33because it's a
36:34terrible idea
36:36well
36:36you'd like to think so
36:38but Denise
36:39because like
36:40Trump
36:41they can't get it up
36:43well
36:45hadn't heard that
36:46Denise
36:47it's more
36:48there's been a little bit
36:49of a
36:50falling out between
36:51it
36:52the council
36:52is a council issue
36:53isn't it
36:53no it's actually
36:54a disagreement
36:55between the local
36:55developers
36:56and the
36:56and the Trump
36:57family
36:57Gold Coast
36:59developers
37:00and the Trump
37:00family
37:01it'd be a real
37:02battle of wits
37:02that one
37:03sadly
37:05I think
37:06no one gets the
37:06points
37:07well this
37:08is concerning
37:08new research
37:09has revealed
37:10preschoolers
37:11are suffering
37:11from social
37:12jet lag
37:13what is social
37:14jet lag
37:15Luke
37:16social jet lag
37:17is when
37:17you say goodbye
37:18to someone
37:19and then you both
37:19walk off in the
37:20same direction
37:21that is a
37:23definable condition
37:24now I think
37:25it's like discrepancy
37:26in their sleeping
37:27like they're sleeping
37:28too long on the
37:28weekends
37:29because of
37:29oh the devices
37:31preschoolers
37:32not in my house
37:35is Lloyd
37:36allowed on
37:36no he's not
37:37allowed on there
37:38since he went
37:38on certain
37:39sites
37:41I'm going to
37:42pay that
37:43a mismatch
37:43between your
37:44internal body
37:44clock
37:44actual schedule
37:45caused by
37:46excessive screen
37:47usage
37:47to some viral
37:48dash cam footage
37:49out of Arizona
37:56okay just a family
37:57out for a drive
37:58what happens
37:59next
38:00look
38:01did you say
38:02what happens
38:02next
38:03Ed comes out
38:04and starts
38:04advertising
38:05insurance
38:08he might be
38:09needed
38:09Tommy is that
38:09a plane
38:10that's in
38:10the
38:10if that's
38:11a plane
38:11then the
38:12plane will
38:12land on
38:12the road
38:13yeah Ed
38:13I'll pay
38:14that a plane
38:15lands on
38:15the highway
38:16take a look
38:22thank you Ed
38:22all right
38:23it's time to
38:23get a little
38:24physical
38:33some sports
38:34questions
38:35it was a
38:35tough week
38:35for golfer
38:37sorry can we
38:38skip this
38:38second
38:38no no no
38:40we're going to
38:41get you across
38:41the line
38:42I promise you
38:43tough week
38:44for golfer
38:44Garrick Higgo
38:45he was penalised
38:46for doing
38:46what at
38:47the PGA
38:47Championship
38:49and
38:49frosting the
38:50tips
38:50that would
38:52be the
38:52fifth
38:52this is a
38:53very unusual
38:54penalty
38:57he was late
38:58yes he copped
38:59a two stroke
38:59penalty for
39:00arriving 30
39:00seconds late
39:01for his
39:02Thursday
39:02tea time
39:03there was
39:03drama during
39:04the San
39:05Antonio
39:05Spurs
39:06playoff
39:06match
39:07it is
39:07unnecessary
39:08and excessive
39:08the contact
39:09by Wimbanyama
39:10has been upgraded
39:10to a flagrant
39:11foul penalty
39:12too
39:12it was described
39:15as a flagrant
39:16foul
39:16and penalty
39:18anyone
39:20he elbowed
39:21an opponent
39:22in the neck
39:23in fact
39:23would you like
39:24to see it
39:24yes
39:27but we're not
39:28going to show it
39:29because we don't
39:29condone violence
39:30I'll do it to Sam
39:33take a look
39:34here's that
39:35bang
39:38and that's not
39:39allowed
39:42meet Igor
39:43Arietta
39:43he won
39:44stage 5
39:44of the
39:45Giro d'Italia
39:46despite
39:46both crashing
39:48and doing
39:49what
39:50Denise
39:50a wordle
39:52that would
39:52slow you down
39:53because
39:53he wasn't
39:54there
39:54Luke
39:54when he was
39:55coming first
39:56he got hit
39:57by the blue
39:57shell
40:01that's great
40:03this is a bad
40:04stage for
40:04this
40:05well a great
40:05stage
40:06because he won
40:06but he comes
40:07off his bike
40:07he gets up
40:08and then what's
40:08the worst
40:09thing you could
40:09do
40:09in cycling
40:10shit his pants
40:11I'm sorry
40:13but he also
40:14Luke
40:14did he go
40:15did he go the wrong
40:15way
40:16he went
40:19he's done it
40:27he fell off his
40:29bike and went
40:29the wrong way
40:30and still won
40:32those other riders
40:33have had a shocker
40:35these surfers in
40:36WA have just
40:37done what
40:37for the first
40:38time
40:39Luke
40:40apologise for
40:41bullying me
40:41in high school
40:41they look kind
40:43of cool dudes
40:45don't they
40:46they do look
40:48like cool dudes
40:50they're surfers
40:51they've finally
40:53done what
40:54mothers told
40:56them
40:56they're worn
40:57life jackets
40:59I'll get the
41:00phrasing wrong
41:01but it's like
41:01a coastal tide
41:03or a riptide
41:04or something
41:05like a wave
41:05other people
41:05haven't surfed
41:06before
41:06yeah I'll pay
41:07that they surfed
41:08a tidal rapid
41:09take a look
41:10oh yeah
41:11yeah going left
41:12and cut it up
41:13easy peasy
41:14we've got to
41:15take a break
41:15back with our
41:16winner right
41:16after this
41:26we're back
41:27let's close this
41:28show up with a
41:28little rapid
41:29recall
41:30and tonight's
41:31rapid recall
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41:39Luke
41:40yeah that's
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41:43that means
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41:45you are
41:46indeed
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41:47all right
41:50start that clock
41:51these Kmart
41:52walkie talkies
41:52were recalled
41:53after it was
41:54discovered
41:55they do what
41:56they like
41:58interfered with
41:58like real
41:59radios
41:59they do
42:00indeed
42:00interview with
42:01licensed radio
42:01signals
42:02oh big
42:02announcement
42:03from Virgin
42:03they're now
42:04axing what
42:06head
42:09Tommy
42:10it's rapid
42:11recall
42:12I know
42:13I've actually
42:14had a senior
42:15moment
42:17Luke what
42:18are they
42:18asking
42:19virgins
42:19fly free
42:22what a great
42:23scheme
42:24you know
42:25Luke
42:28check in
42:29like the
42:30check in
42:30kiosk
42:31yes
42:31they're replacing
42:32them with a
42:32digital bag drop
42:33system
42:33Tasmanian
42:34independent
42:35senator
42:35Tammy
42:36Tyrrell surprised
42:37many on
42:37Thursday by
42:38doing what
42:39joined
42:40labour
42:40yes indeed
42:41across the
42:42floor
42:42the first
42:42baby sloth
42:43born in
42:44Scotland
42:44has just
42:45been named
42:45in honour
42:46of who
42:47Sam
42:48the greatest
42:49Scotsman
42:50of them
42:50all
42:52groundskeeper
42:52Willie
42:53I go with
42:55groundskeeper
42:55Willie
42:56no
42:57an esteemed
42:58naturalist
42:59is it
43:00David Attenborough
43:01Sir David
43:02thank you
43:02Denise
43:02former
43:03duchess of
43:04York
43:04Sarah Ferguson
43:05and P Diddy
43:06have made
43:06headlines
43:07for having
43:07what
43:08connection
43:09were they
43:11toe sucking
43:13they might have
43:14been
43:14according to a new
43:16book they were
43:17friends with benefits
43:18back in the 2000s
43:19toe suckers
43:19big time
43:21I'll play that
43:23Denise
43:23to Siberia now
43:24and this 60,000 year
43:26old Neanderthal
43:26tooth
43:27reportedly shows
43:28evidence of
43:29what
43:29oh
43:30the tooth fairy
43:33existed
43:34way back
43:34then
43:35we scientific
43:36no actually
43:36if you look
43:37closely
43:37it shows
43:38that people
43:39were actually
43:39hit
43:40you're going to
43:41say dentistry
43:42you'd be right
43:43there's a stone
43:44drill marks
43:45apparently
43:45also shows
43:46that back
43:46then
43:47teeth
43:47looked a lot
43:48like a pair
43:48of pants
43:5192 year old
43:52Joan Collins
43:53revealed the
43:53secret to her
43:54youthful looks
43:55it's staying
43:56limber
43:56and eating
43:58Botox
43:59it would be
44:00it's a food
44:01she says she's
44:03Botox free
44:04what does she
44:05eat Denise
44:06avocado
44:06an avocado
44:07a day
44:07is that right
44:09a snack
44:09same thing
44:10is that right
44:11yeah I'm 110
44:15I eat an avocado
44:16Melbourne City
44:18A League
44:18women's team
44:19oh and we're
44:21out of time
44:21let's check that
44:22final leaderboard
44:22and our winner
44:23is Ed Cavani
44:30congratulations
44:30to our winner
44:31thanks to
44:32everyone
44:32for being
44:33part of the
44:33show tonight
44:34we'll leave you
44:35with a reminder
44:35of the need
44:36to pay attention
44:36when doing a
44:37live cross
44:38from parliament
44:39house
44:39the easy part's
44:40done
44:40handing down
44:41this federal
44:41budget
44:42the hard work
44:43now begins
44:43for the Albanese
44:44government
44:44convincing
44:45judges
44:46wow
44:46he got heck
44:47on that
44:48heck
44:48goodnight
44:48Australia
44:49see you all
44:49next way
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