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00:06There is no one! There is no one! There is no one!
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:30In my class average actually means average that is why 70% of you got a C
02:36plus or lower it's a fucking jock class like why am I being forced to try I
02:41probably failed oh I definitely did you think we can still drop it bro I can't I
02:47need this for my major relax sure your coach will convince Tolbert to get
02:51creative with your grading system jocks so pretty so entitled where'd you
02:59above stereotypes you mean babe I'm trying to be below one of those
03:02stereotypes you knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed
03:12up for this class mr. Maxwell me no I was just curious about a extra credit
03:17opportunities to you know learn more you can learn from your next assignment
03:21oral presentations okay yeah definitely dropping perfect another D so how'd you
03:33do no good girl really yeah I wrote in like an hour so fucking hell you aced it I knew
03:44it show me
03:46do you mind what only you get to look at things you shouldn't okay
03:52now that we got that covered anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today
04:02there goes your manic pixie dream boy stop Justin Cole's not my anything it's not too late
04:07it's not too late you are intolerable did she do it did she talk to Justin Cole no no she's
04:14too busy
04:14pining wistfully from afar he has literally no idea who I am okay am I supposed to just bling myself
04:19on him yes I've said maybe two words to the guy and they weren't even good words you love his
04:24music
04:24and you've been crushing on him for weeks soundjakes at five you're on at nine okay eight words ever
04:30hey Mona who's Mona who's Mona I think you
04:37I'm not Mona it is an M though right not even close what do you want Garrett Graham pedals to
04:44walk on
04:44maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars even though the theater department is
04:48literally falling apart hmm so uh I failed that paper sounds like a lot of people did and I was
04:55thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again so was there a question in there that's a question I
05:03don't think I heard a question no you guys are late for scene study all right go I'll see you
05:08at
05:08dinner bye Mona I need your help wow what no see usually with questions voices kind of go up at
05:18the
05:18end and your your voice didn't do that so okay could you pretty pleased with sugar on top help me
05:25study so that don't fail spectacularly better but no come on do me a solid I mean you kind of
05:33owe me
05:33for that sneak peek that was an honest mistake was it I mean tons of girls would have paid good
05:38money for the view you got so okay I'm scarred for life if anything you owe me well I have
05:44to ace the
05:44oral presentation or I can't play okay believe it or not I have my own priorities that have nothing to
05:48do with fire hockey find another tutor dude
05:55turns that I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged same old conversation all this small talk that I hate
06:05and I never thought I'd say it but I'm sick of everyone I need to sweat it out I need
06:13to have some fun
06:15get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the clubs and the dance and the
06:19boys gonna love this
06:21picking their lips wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips everybody's awesome drugs everybody wants some
06:29love
06:29I don't want shit I don't need to chase that hit as long as I got my boys and girls
06:35I'm rich
06:35oh shit
06:37I don't want shit
06:37I don't want shit
06:41I don't want shit
06:44I don't want shit
06:47I don't want shit
06:47I don't want shit
06:49I don't want shit
06:49I don't want shit
06:50I don't want shit
06:50I don't want shit
06:51I don't want shit
06:51I don't want shit
06:51I don't want shit
06:51I don't want shit
06:52I don't want shit
06:53I don't want shit
06:54I don't want shit
06:55I don't want shit
06:56I don't want shit
06:56I don't want shit
06:57I don't want shit
06:58I don't want shit
06:59I don't want shit
07:00I don't want shit
07:06I don't want shit
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all my
07:44schoolwork as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air
07:51to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:02i i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:14even less money right what what do i do and let's chat again on monday after you've had a few
08:20days
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with
08:33a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your
08:44word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal
08:50identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really
08:56famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest
09:35shower still at least the door's shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04maybe garrett will help where the fuck is garrett guys
10:16hey what's up
10:17hey
10:23yo garrett
10:24what's up brother
10:25can't wait for the evening tomorrow
10:30ladies
10:41hey
10:42smells good sir thank you
10:46dean dean
10:48dude can't you see i'm cooking man
10:50hey bro i just fixed the shower again give you one guess oh geez well that could be anything
10:59fuck dude it's obviously yours bud don't look at me what okay shower sex is what's the next time
11:04a drain gets clogged in this house you can fix it yeah like dean's ever snaked a drain have
11:08you ever snaked a drain i know what snaking a drain is i mean that counts right hey what
11:13are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making tuck it's a house party we need dippables
11:18i'm sorry did you just yeah he just said uh dippables
11:21dippables okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
11:27nothing for you logan if you're gonna make all my food dude you're beautiful man i look great
11:33i'll be listening to
11:38here we go
11:43hey can you play something from this millennium please this is a classic
11:54would not have pegged you for an oldies guy kendall
12:00grand
12:03brought you a refill one's my max my before game so strict are you also strict about
12:13non-alcoholic kinds of fun like what
12:29i'm so into you i can barely be
12:34and all i want to do is to fall in me
12:47so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know i feel
12:54like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a taylor
12:58yes i have
12:59with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:24okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28okay fine just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock
13:34god what are you afraid of i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me
13:43melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college i can't talk to a guy
14:05like it's no big
14:06deal i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart you did what
14:11i don't
14:11want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked what did he look like he looks naked and then
14:19i fell
14:19which is my point i i can't do this okay i have an idea literally everyone's going to block party
14:26tomorrow including justin probably when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party well i i don't
14:31like parties but you love music no i need to work on my showcase song that's an excuse and you
14:38know
14:38it no it's not i want to present a demo in my class next week it's a whole and all
14:43-nighter i'm
14:43spending the night at sean's anyway you'll have the place to yourself no but no hannah i'm not letting
14:48you off the hook this time if you want to be a taylor you have to take a risk
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter i want you so bad my fingers shook with it and
15:17we could
15:17all of the money in the world but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this
15:33i want you to buy you somebody you wouldn't buy you somebody to me
15:52i want you to buy you
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, somebody, not a body, somebody.
16:06Not just a body, somebody, would a body, want your body on me.
16:12Feels down again, it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box is short, so I'm sure I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:21My cheap tattoos, they feel like me.
16:26People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:39Not a body, not a body, you're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody, you're somebody, somebody, somebody.
16:48You're somebody, somebody, somebody.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What, that's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I, I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I, I mean, like, what I mean is, uh
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:36Either
18:36So maybe
18:39You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:17A lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability
19:21And the potential
19:22To be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player
19:26Who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting
19:28That Garrett Graham
19:29Proves me right
19:30If you
19:31You got a lady
19:32And you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me
19:39You're not
19:40You're not in danger
19:41I'm not the dry
19:43I'm not the sack
19:44For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bank of mine
19:50Come on
19:51Hey, baby
19:52Dirty feet
19:54Dirty feet
19:55Dirty feet
19:57Dirty feet
19:59Dirty feet
20:01Dirty feet
20:02Oh, I'll take it back
20:04Algelale
20:05Dirty feet
20:06Dirty feet
20:08Dirty feet
20:10Dirty feet
20:10Move
20:11Come on
20:12Come on
20:13Come here
20:15All right
20:18Move
20:21Move
20:23G
20:23Dirty feet
20:26Dirty thee
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Hey, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
22:40You smell like shit.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32I'm not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:51Oh.
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29What? You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open at Malone's today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Hi.
25:44Hey.
25:45Hey.
25:50Hey.
25:54Hey.
25:54Hey.
25:55Hey.
25:57Hey.
25:58Hey.
25:59Hey.
26:01Hey.
26:27Hey, Tom?
26:28Hey.
26:29Hey.
26:29Hey.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind. Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why? Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport
27:43that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies
27:48to pick a fight for morale.
27:49Well, sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:09I love you.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier,
29:13but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No, no thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it, Liam.
29:47I didn't answer my phone
29:47because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:56Boy.
29:58Boy.
30:01Please welcome
30:02My brother.
30:30Your very own
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just fucking need it.
30:41I'm kidding.
30:43You're going to die here now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Holy crap!
32:28Ah!
32:29Ah!
32:30Ah!
32:31Ah!
32:32Come on!
32:36Ah, there!
32:37Ah.
32:37Oh!
32:39Unters your back!
32:40Oh!
32:41Umm!
32:48Oh!den
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett, what are you doing now?
33:46Hey, Garrett, what are you doing now?
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