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Off Campus Episode 2 Engsub
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06A class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25All right.
00:26Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:49My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:13Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebound.
02:32Totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship.
02:34In front of crowds, in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:41We break up, you cry.
02:43You accept me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:00Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:12I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:36I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys take pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm very sure, Bootevila.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chucker's sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:14Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:17I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:47No, come on.
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is he, then.
05:03This is me.
05:05This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Okay.
05:22For your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers and how
05:27they relate to modern society.
05:31what was that no nothing just a snap from a puck bunny that's not what you actually call women
05:39they call themselves that wait are people gonna think i'm a puck bunny
05:43no one is going to think you're a puck bunny okay let's just start with nietzsche
05:52um no actually i don't need your notes
05:56nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual god is dead or whatever
06:01kant on the other hand was trying to define what morality was itself what the duties and
06:06obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11if you know that already why do you need my help well i mean memorizing is easy right
06:15what i don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right it's not
06:22about being right oh my god
06:28okay
06:31this is garrett's tutor please leave him alone he'll fuck you later
06:39damn now i have to fuck her later oh only if you believe in obligations
06:47you want my head where just in between my uh wait is that even your head it doesn't matter i'm
06:54not
06:54doing august 19th okay uh oh june 28th is kind of hot you can do a backbend no you're doing
07:05backbends
07:07i don't know about this okay um yeah i'll just find a better one no i i mean any of
07:16this calendar the
07:18sex positions do you not like what we've been doing no i just like thought it might be fun to
07:26try
07:26something different you know i just after two years i don't want us getting boring
07:33our sex is boring no no i didn't we're just a little predictable it's all i mean like we do
07:41the
07:41same things and we see the same people and we break up and get back together like i'm just trying
07:47to shake us out of our routine here i like our routine okay not a break apart but the rest
07:54of it
07:54is we see the same people because we're in college we eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00life's not gonna be like this forever al yeah so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor
08:05make out in the back of an uber we're not those people well we could be right
08:14don't you want more
08:22okay let me see august 19th again
08:27no no it's fine fine the usual stuff's fine
08:35i can put a pillow under your butt you said that felt good last time right
08:41yeah you know yeah let's just do that
09:03okay what did we love about hannah's piece
09:08come on it's hannah's first time going for the pop showcase how do we help make it stronger we're
09:13classical comp majors we don't do pop i commend your intellectual flexibility truly anyone
09:23it's a nice melody there we go thank you aren't there supposed to be lyrics i haven't finished it yet
09:27hannah just uh try to listen
09:35okay i think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism honestly
09:41sounds a lot like hannah's film score work background music for someone else's story
09:46like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:52just right hannah
09:56i am sure it went better than you think it did no it really didn't
10:01cutting it close mr graham sorry had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:12what's in this i think you meant to say thanks baby baby so for those of you who were remotely
10:19paying attention drink the damn coffee i'm lactose intolerant just pretend what pretend i'm not lactose
10:26intolerant is he looking or he can't tell
10:41nope
10:45what about now but what is the morality no technology designed solely to divert well okay well
10:54i'm saying notes like this nobody said you had to push back against perceived progress if those
11:00disruptions
11:01and that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21he's looking now
11:26don't miss don't miss i ain't gonna miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss don't miss
11:32oh fuck you told you not to miss come on it wasn't that bad it was like a car crash
11:40exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly
11:50hear me hear me we have a proclamation stand by for the proclamation the annual maxwell
11:56de laurentis birthday festivities will take place this year at the maxwell summer home in cape cod
12:02whoo thank you as it is our 22nd year gracing the earth the theme shall be twofers so please come
12:10dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo after us of course party bus depart shortly after the team
12:16bus which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning so be there or be there there
12:22is
12:23no other option drum roll please yes
12:38that is all that is all thank you
12:41that was a lot that's dean and beau for you they do the same kind of thing every year
12:51wait justin is in beau's fret
12:59i got it gonna need more words i'll give you two hard launch
13:13i would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and i'm obsessed
13:17with it and you none of the hockey people know hockey people jules can't know this has to seem
13:24real okay well you've convinced half the theater department we could be beetlejuice what no you
13:35need to show up as someone hot how dare you winona ryder is beautiful yeah but she's not hot don't
13:40you have any of those boots that go up past the knee you mean fuck me boots we wear those
13:45when we
13:45don't feel like shaving well i'm just saying i mean you've got it so flaunt it okay don't talk
13:51about my it not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze yeah but the women i'm
13:55with do
13:56okay enough listen hockey man let's just get one thing straight my best friend is right about
14:01literally everything always now until the end of time thank you but in this case you do gotta
14:05whip them thighs out sorry but if you want to get justin's attention we have to be boy hot not
14:11girl
14:11hot wait we oh yeah sean and i are coming i just decided a wild hockey party is exactly what
14:18we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk you're already in the funk again you just got back together even soulmates
14:23have ruts or a series of ruts okay well it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with
14:29you anyway
14:29so yeah no you're coming to the game that wasn't part of the deal well if you're into me you're
14:35into hockey it's got a point well and besides you'll need to spend the night anyway right
14:38for fake sex reasons yeah fake sex so much fake sex oh i want to be having fake sex you're
14:45having
14:45real sex whatever my point is fake is fun um okay what's my deadline for this costume uh puck bunny
14:52bus leaves at 4 p.m saturday you said i'm not a puck bunny you're not doesn't mean you can't
14:58act like one
15:03come on we dominated the frozen four last year and the year before that and the year before that
15:08do all the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us i'd like to see you give
15:13110
15:14percent brackets at 110 read each other's minds what are you doing tonight you want to give 100
15:19percent and then um give 10 i'm sorry could you repeat the question how do you plan to adjust to
15:26the challenge of being briars new captain i don't think there's a need to change anything my teammates
15:31expect the best out of me and uh that's not a problem so i expect the best of myself do
15:36you have
15:36any other pre-game rituals or superstitions yeah i'm pretty particular you know i need my locker to be
15:41sun centimeter
15:42san
15:42george helen
15:44san george
16:00san george
16:03san george
16:11Hey, can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:24Then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:33Look, I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean or whatever?
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey, thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18You better hurry, Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:39Hey.
17:40You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:44Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46We'll reschedule.
17:47Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:56I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:11You know, if we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:32Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:29Don't blush.
19:52So, this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:55No.
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm going to kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past.
20:52But since it's De La Rente's birthday today, we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01Let's go.
21:02The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play is a lifesaver in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Hey, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:45Let's do it.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, G.
21:48Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the Plovers.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55I'm over it, I'm over it.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Pramidia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let's someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:02Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:09Chatton tries to get the Plovers the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:12Graham, she's right there with the interception.
22:15Come on, G.
22:15Pass it up.
22:17Get any way, everybody.
22:18Good.
22:18Take it up.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes.
22:23Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:27Puff absolutely pounding the Chatton Klovers.
22:31Oh, great.
22:32Oh, great.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:41Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:44Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:47Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:48Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
22:53Welcome to the Chatton Klovers.
23:00Let's go set him up.
23:04Woo-hoo-hoo.
23:07Right here.
23:19Hey, waste not lest he be wasted
23:40Come on!
23:41Moose, Mavic
23:43Come on, come on, baby
23:44Oh boy
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new
24:14Still can't swallow me
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean...
24:19You totally nail boy hot
24:20Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh, not yet, but he'll be here
24:27Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey, thanks, man
24:32Uh, no thanks, I don't drink at parties
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either
24:38One-on practice nights, five after a game
24:40No exceptions
24:41Seems pretty strict
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually
24:48Are you ready for this?
24:57Hockey shots!
24:59Hey, hockey shots
25:01Oh shit!
25:02Yeah, get it now, you're not a vampire
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor
25:07But, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you
25:09Let's go
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11Bad luck if we don't
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it
25:14Cause tonight we beat Chatham's asses
25:15That's right
25:16Let's go!
25:17Alright, come on
25:17Come on, come on!
25:19Sorry
25:20Sorry
25:21It's okay
25:26It's okay
25:28Sorry, sorry
25:48It's okay
25:50Relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:10Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:23There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left it in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:08I mean, come on.
27:09A house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering.
27:24But, I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:29John?
27:30My brother.
27:31John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:33I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flew as they do when people, um...
27:43Sorry, what-what-what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no.
27:51You're just... different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating-dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man.
28:08I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:26She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:35Here, uh...
28:36Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother.
28:55But he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny.
29:02And really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long I couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:38Bye, Jules.
29:41Good work.
29:43Good things.
29:43Really.
29:45Mmm.
29:46This kitten over here…
29:47This kitten over here.
29:49This kitten over here.
29:49The star is getting dry.
29:51And you're staring at the sunrise.
29:53Put you thirsty over there.
29:55Put you thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal.
30:01And you're closing in on me.
30:05Yeah!
30:06And you're an animal, an animal
30:08And it just can't be this way
30:13I can't see you straight
30:15And my hands are tied
30:16I could be a type from your zombie bites
30:20I can't see you straight
30:23But the feeling's tied
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo
30:41That's really helpful
30:42Yeah, I got an idea
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58He says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick
31:04This is to my party people in the club
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor
31:13If you're a party, speak, then step on the floor
31:17If you're an animal, then tear up the floor
31:20Break the sweat on the floor, yeah, we work on the floor
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor
31:35You know we're running shit tonight on the floor
31:39Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more
31:58Once again
32:00Once again
32:03Once again
32:04Once again
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my god, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:36You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy.
32:41Right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:54Oh, yeah.
33:05Come on.
33:07Come on.
33:08Come on.
33:16Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested.
33:24Now we gotta go.
33:27Nobody's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means trust me.
33:52This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
33:59And I feel so blue.
34:01I feel so blue.
34:03And I feel so blue.
34:04I feel so blue.
34:05Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:50I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:57You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay.
35:23You're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:29No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:36It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:39Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Eh, nothing.
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:31nah you get used to it hurt more when i was starting out how old were you when i started
36:37playing i don't know as soon as i could walk my dad put skates on me it's a lot of
36:44pressure
36:44on a kid skating was a fun part
36:52pressure was
36:55getting measured once a week to make sure that i was growing fast enough
37:01chugging protein shakes and
37:06lifting weights missing birthday parties because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15in his fucking whistle whenever i made a mistake why do you still do it
37:28i guess
37:33i wouldn't know who i am without it
37:37i spent my whole life training for a dream and now i'm so close to it if i stopped i
37:44i don't know
37:46it makes sense seems like you never really had a choice
37:53yeah right
37:56fuck that
38:00yeah yeah fuck that
38:07you gotta practice with the bruins
38:10and they let me run a drill for fun wasn't that big of a deal you stalker
38:23oh my god no turn that off that's so embarrassing
38:52did you write this it's incredible
38:56in high school
38:58now it's a love story
39:01a graphic proportion
39:03the likes of which never's been told
39:07they're really good
39:08two hearts beating as one
39:12run right into the sun
39:16oh what would i give to go back
39:31i gotta tell you something
39:34the other night at the eastwood game
39:37i was
39:40struggling
39:42and then i heard someone singing
39:48elton john
39:49right
39:52i followed your voice through the tunnels
39:57i saw you in the green room
40:01saying it out loud
40:02i realized that sounds creepy but
40:08you were so like genuine you know
40:15free
40:20you centered me
40:29jules posted us
40:32wait what did they say
40:34actually hang on
40:35let me see
40:42we did it
40:44yeah we did it
40:47wait i have just the thing have you heard miley's cover of the bitch's back
40:50yeah of course i'm a man of taste wellsy
40:52okay well what about billy porter's version
40:55who's billy porter
40:58gonna pretend you didn't just say that
41:00come up here
41:09will you show me something of yours
41:11well like a classical piece
41:13no like the one on your instagram
41:16uh no i i don't write like that anymore
41:20that's crazy
41:23why not
41:26it's like scary
41:29telling the world something i'm not ready for it to know
41:33uh but i i am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase
41:38but it's not there yet
41:40lyrics are hard for me
41:42it'll get there
41:44it has to
41:45i need to win
41:47you hate losing that badly huh
41:49i do
41:50when it means that i can't afford to go to briar anymore
41:53which is what will happen if i don't get a scholarship
41:56and the only way to get a scholarship
41:58is to win
42:10do you have to write the lyrics yourself like can you collaborate
42:14yeah sure as long as it's still mine
42:19you have to write the lyrics
42:35yeah
42:38yeah
42:39I mean, just ask him for help. Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:44He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah, whatever you say.
43:00Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:09Let's go.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No?
44:54No?
44:56Cool.
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48:24We're right back.
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