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Spider-Noir Episode 1 - kisskh
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00:24Someone once asked me what universe this was.
00:29A strange question that stuck with me all these years later.
00:33All I could say for sure was it was the only one I knew of.
00:37And that was as true then as it is now.
00:42Am I an extraordinary man? Yes.
00:46Am I an ordinary man? Yes.
00:49I'm both. I'm neither. But aren't we all?
00:55New York.
01:00I grew up in this city.
01:03I learned to fight in this city.
01:08And I fell in love in this city.
01:13A mistake I'll never make again.
01:18I used to be the spider.
01:21This city's hero.
01:23Always on guard.
01:24Always ready to swoop in and save the day.
01:43That ended when Ruby died.
01:58We were going to be married in the spring.
02:01I even bought a ring to make it official.
02:04A ring I never had the chance to give her.
02:16Ruby once told me that with great power comes great responsibility.
02:22Well, she was the greatest responsibility I ever had.
02:26And I failed her.
02:30The spider failed her.
02:35After that, I didn't want the power or the responsibility.
02:42So I went back to being just an ordinary man.
02:47That was five years ago.
03:04The colors fading from the photograph.
03:07I could tell the story.
03:09But still you wouldn't know the hell.
03:11This love was brought to life from shards of glass.
03:15When you kiss me, there's a shifting in the sepia tone.
03:19Can't escape the madness, baby.
03:21Magnetism.
03:22Run away, but something pulls me back into it.
03:26Lately, I've been staring at a broken mirror.
03:29Needing someone to come out.
03:32Hey, lover.
03:35I need someone to save me now.
03:38From all the pain I suffer.
03:43And then everyone will raise me down.
03:46Cause the world keeps me, it's pretty tight to taste.
03:52But you can be my saving grace.
03:56Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately.
04:02Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately.
04:04Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately, Lately.
04:34To be continued...
04:39What do you think?
04:45I think you got a bingo.
04:47Say, you're kind of handsome.
04:49Now I'm questioning your eyesight.
04:52Funny you do.
04:53So you got a wife?
04:55No.
04:57Shame. I got a husband.
04:59Not that it's ever stopped me from having a good time.
05:01Know what I mean?
05:02You got a decent idea.
05:04When your husband gets the same idea, tell him to give me a call.
05:09Okay.
05:14Excuse me, sir. Sir!
05:17I got your head.
05:20You keep following me, it won't end the way you want it to.
05:24It never does.
05:27Addison!
05:28Addison!
05:49Sorry, pal.
05:50Hey, don't do it, Addison.
05:53I'm as liable to shoot you as I am to give chase.
05:59Damn it.
06:19Sir, sir, you shouldn't, you really shouldn't.
06:21Where do they go?
06:22Which way?
06:34Isn't that bi-
06:52This is what I'm using.
06:54This is what I'm doing.
06:59I'm using a light bulb, and you can't do it.
07:00We can all draw the people out of sea now.
07:02Come on, let's go. It's getting late and it smells like shit back here.
07:05I tried to warn you.
07:08What?
07:10Whoa.
07:18Now you're gonna die.
07:36Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
08:03Huh.
08:11Okay.
08:13Oh, that man was completely on fire.
08:16I've never seen such a thing.
08:18Should've known it was fishy.
08:19They offered me 50 bucks to track down to nobody.
08:22Who hired you?
08:23Guy named Winston?
08:24Yeah.
08:24Bastard only offered me 30.
08:28I need a drink.
08:29You?
08:30Sure.
08:31Nothing too fancy.
08:32All I got is three bucks.
08:34Come on, Donegal.
08:35I know a joint.
08:37Might even have a girl for you.
08:39If you like train racks.
08:41Oh, I must.
08:43Because I keep marrying them.
08:51Morning.
08:52It was.
08:53Now it's a mediocre afternoon headed towards a lousy evening.
08:57Coffee.
08:58Got anything a little harder?
09:00That's what I keep asking my husband.
09:02You can just pour it right in.
09:03That's just it.
09:04You really can't.
09:05Any calls?
09:06Well, to receive calls, you gotta pay my bell.
09:09Till then, that's just a paperweight.
09:11How'd it go with Addison?
09:14Oh, wow.
09:15That well, huh?
09:18Addison's dead.
09:19You?
09:19No.
09:20Some other guy.
09:22This goddamn city.
09:25You open?
09:25No.
09:26Yes.
09:27I tried calling, but it didn't seem to go through.
09:29Mr. O'Reilly believes that business is better connected face to face.
09:32Wouldn't you agree, Mr.
09:35Carmody?
09:35Well, right this way, Mr. Carmody.
09:38It's about my wife.
09:50You a rich man, Mr. Carmody?
09:53No.
09:55Not particularly.
09:56Possessed of a keen wit, then.
09:59Huh?
10:02Look, I heard my wife on the phone this afternoon.
10:05She's gonna meet the so-and-so at eight o'clock tonight.
10:08I haven't got the address.
10:09Look, look, look.
10:10I do love a client who comes prepared.
10:13So you'll do it.
10:14You'll take the case.
10:15Okay, Carmody.
10:16My rate's $10 a day, plus-
10:17But you'll get pictures, right?
10:19Because without pictures, it's basically just a he said, she said situation.
10:23I'm sure your suspicions are unfounded, Mr. Carmody, but if it comes to it, don't you fret.
10:28Benson is a photographer.
10:29Never miss a shot.
10:33$10 a day.
10:34Plus expenses.
10:35Jan will get your info in a small retainer.
10:38Come back day after tomorrow, and I'll give you what you want.
10:44Come on, Mr. Carmody.
10:46Let's get that info in that retainer, huh?
10:48Uh-huh.
10:52Explosion in Standard Oil.
10:54Read all about it.
10:55Explosion in Standard Oil.
10:59Explosion in Standard Oil.
11:06Explosion in Standard Oil.
11:17Sorry I'm late.
11:18Let's take some of the story.
11:19some other mobster is finally making a move on silvermane burned down his
11:25mansion a couple of nights ago killed six of his men and somehow the old
11:30bastard escaped I think Finn Byrne likes being called silvermane thinks it
11:34speaks to gravitas and longevity I would get that rich you call me anything you
11:39want that's a used pickle so what you're hiding over there another cheating
11:48spouse I thought you said you weren't gonna take those anymore I haven't paid
11:50Jana in months beggars can't be choosers as the man who has chosen to be a beggar
11:55for Christ's sakes man probably not today okay not again have you seen it out
12:01there the city's a mess ever since the spider disappeared silvermane's got the
12:07city by the throat crime is out of control and the police are completely in his
12:11pocket now the people the people could use a hero
12:20well I hope they find someone you used to be I know who I used to be and I know
12:29who
12:29I am now there's always gonna be another silvermane Robbie no point in fighting it
12:36I can't help but wonder what Ruby would think if she heard you talking like that
12:53Ruby's been dead a long time I don't care what you think anymore
13:05hey Frankie you're out early today hey Riley how you doing
13:13you know I've been practicing my pocket tricks oh yeah how's that going
13:25what would you know what would you know what's behind these years what's like that maybe think
13:30about going to school who needs it A plus B plus C don't do math with letters kid Donagle Riley
13:37listen I think we should talk about last night so what's this proposition you got for me you left
13:43a man dead last night feels like that could be trouble coming down the tracks or an opportunity
13:48worth pursuing either way I think we should know more about who hired us and why they wanted him so
13:53bad
13:56so you got a plan kind of can you be sober by 9 a.m tomorrow oh hi handsome long
14:04time to see
14:06by the morning sure get your evening edition silvermane survives in skivvies thank you sir
14:16hot off the brushes ever since the spider disappeared silvermane has had a chokehold on
14:26this city murdering anyone that gets in his way but one brave soul tried to free us from the mobsters
14:33reign of terror setting fire to silvermane's mansion while he was asleep upstairs but he felt to kill the
14:39old bastard so brace yourself for a bloody rampage from silvermane and his goons if only the spider
14:46we're here to save us from the madness damn robbie give it a rest would you
15:32good evening sir how can i help you i got a delivery for boris karloff sorry but karloff don't live
15:40here
15:40sure he does might be listed under his stage name uh stein frank and stein
15:51all right don't bother i'll see myself out
15:57so
16:07I don't know.
16:32I don't know.
17:03I don't know.
17:13Get off of me!
17:15Come here!
17:23What the hell?
17:29Go!
17:45Go!
17:46Go!
17:51Morning, Winston.
17:52Care for a cup of coffee or maybe some tea?
17:54Or do you just want to order both and see which one comes first?
17:57Save your breath, Riley.
17:59You told me you know where Addison is, so take your money and talk.
18:03Actually, the price has gone up.
18:05Excuse me?
18:07The other PI you hired told me you offered him 50, so I'm not telling you for a penny less
18:11than 200.
18:13Cute.
18:14But give me one good reason I shouldn't plug you.
18:18How about 38 reasons?
18:20It's actually a 32, but I doubt your organs will know the difference.
18:24Now, a guy like you in a suit like that, you didn't cook this up on your own.
18:30So, why don't you go back to whoever it is that sent you and find me 200 dollars.
18:35And then I'll tell you where Addison is.
18:37And I'll keep the 30 as a tip.
18:40Janet will keep the 30 as a tip.
18:43Cute.
18:45Real cute.
19:13Cl boris.
19:30In fact, I don't want this to have a criminal justice system.
19:38Thank you so much for watching A2.
19:38You went through this.
19:38The heating
19:38property is discriminated by claiming he knows I would have brought at him. Guess,
19:55Funny, the guy burns down my house, tries to kill me, makes me feel young again.
20:03Did Riley tell you where Addison is?
20:06A shakedown. He won't tell me where Addison is unless he gets more cash.
20:11Pay him whatever he wants.
20:13The boys are convinced Addison's got some kind of powers.
20:21If he does, I want to talk to him. Do whatever it takes.
20:26Find Addison.
20:33Hot damn! Can you believe our luck?
20:37Sadly, yes. Stepping into a steaming pile of dog shit is kind of my specialty.
20:42Are you daft? Burns the deepest pockets in New York. We're the only ones who know Addison's dead.
20:46We could ask for a thousand, though.
20:48Shakedown silvermane? It's an idea. The thing is, I've got this crazy preference for being alive.
20:52You do what you want. I'm leaving this one alone.
20:55You're a coward, Riley! Fortune favors the bold!
20:58Look how poor I am.
21:05I'm in here!
21:09How'd that go?
21:10Dead end. How about this?
21:13Uh, interesting. You got some great shots.
21:18I couldn't resist.
21:20I do have one question, though. Am I crazy or is that the goddamn mayor of New York?
21:28I believe in you, the hard-working man trying to earn a decent living. I believe in you, the dedicated
21:36woman. Our city has hit hard times. We've lost our heroes. It feels like no one is coming to help
21:44us. But I believe we can be our own heroes.
21:47You sure she didn't meet up with anybody?
21:50Like I said, your wife was alone the entire night.
21:54What about 8 p.m.?
21:56The Red Cliff. What was that all about?
21:58Come on, Carmody. Smile. This is great news.
22:00I know, I know.
22:01I get it. Marriage can be a terrifying endeavor. Opening yourself up to another person like that. Making yourself vulnerable.
22:08I don't even feel good about taking your money.
22:11Really?
22:11Yeah. Go home, Carmody. You have a beautiful and loyal wife.
22:16You know how loyal she is. You're a very lucky man. Now go home.
22:25We needed that money. I don't know if you're aware, but there's a depression going on.
22:30I'm aware, but whatever that was, I want nothing to do with it.
22:33Who do you think he was?
22:34Who knows? Someone trying to smear the mayor.
22:36And that woman. If she's not Mrs. Carmody, then who the hell is she?
22:39The only thing I can say with any certainty is she isn't married to that syphilitic walrus.
22:51Another headache, huh? That sixth sense thing?
22:55Well, you should listen to it. As long as I've known you. It's never sued you wrong.
22:58I'd love to. Trouble is I'm not currently sure what it's trying to tell me.
23:02Hang on. Oh, I can hear it. It's saying pay your secretary.
23:10Except you can't because you just gave away the only money we made all month.
23:13You're at the top of my list.
23:14Yeah, you better do something about it soon. I just interviewed for a sales position at Gimbel's.
23:20Blame my husband. He has this annoying habit of demanding food on a daily basis.
23:27What about selling the photographs to the woman?
23:30You want to steer clear of the mayor? That's fine.
23:33But maybe there's still some cash to be had.
23:37Blackmail, huh?
23:39It's not a terrible idea. It's not a good idea, but it's not a terrible idea.
23:44Yeah, I shook you not. She had me covered in whipped cream all the way up to here.
23:49We'll rob you to do anything to get the story.
23:52Jesus, you look like shit. More than usual is what I'm saying.
23:55Nice to see you, too.
23:57What's so important I couldn't wait until I was back downtown?
23:59Any chance you know who this is?
24:03You must be joking.
24:04Oh, that's cat hearty. Back in the day, you wouldn't have had to ask.
24:10Five minutes. Sure, three.
24:15What are you looking for, anyway?
24:17Uh, some poor sap got knocked off a few nights ago.
24:20Friend gave me a tip something's off with the body.
24:23Might be a story in it.
24:26Say, uh, you might want to look away?
24:29Any idea where I can find this cat hearty lady?
24:32Oh, yeah.
24:34Now, she is the star attraction over at the alcove.
24:40Huh. That is weird.
24:43Say, does this look like a guy who died in a fire to you?
24:47No, but he sure as hell did. I was there.
24:52And?
24:53They ID him yet?
24:56James Addison.
24:57Shit.
24:58So if they know, the cops will know.
25:00And then Silverman will know that Donegal was trying to rip him off.
25:03Do me a favor.
25:04Hold off on printing that.
25:05I want to warn a friend before he gets himself killed.
25:10What?
25:10It's just a migraine.
25:18What's going on, Ben?
25:20Does this guy have superpowers?
25:25Is he like you?
25:28Forget about it, Robbie.
25:30He's dead.
25:34Did Donegal say when he'd be back?
25:35He didn't say shit.
25:37That's what I told the other fellas, and that's what I'm telling you.
25:39If he comes in, tell him to meet Ben Reilly at the alcove, 9pm.
25:43Tell him it's important.
26:08Old-fashioned.
26:27Ladies and gentlemen, Kat Hardy.
26:38Stars shining bright above you.
26:46Night breezes seem to whisper, I love you.
26:57Birds singing in the sycamore trees.
27:06Dream a little dream of me.
27:16Say nighty night and kiss me.
27:22Just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me.
27:28While I'm alone and blue as can be.
27:33Dream a little dream of me.
27:40Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you.
27:45Sweet dreams, I'll leave all worries behind you.
27:50But in your dreams, whatever they be.
27:54Dream a little dream of me.
28:01We're the past tense and we're laughing.
28:03It's the past tense of the daydream.
28:06We'll go dancing under lights dim.
28:08And it's past tense when we say things.
28:10From the dead of night till the morning dew.
28:13From the black and white to the colorful.
28:15If I'm nothing I fail.
28:17Dream me in a bone make you beautiful.
28:20We're the past tense meaning.
28:24The usual.
28:28But this day I have you.
28:32This delusional.
28:35Oh, dream of me, dream of me, till I'm everything you will see, dream of me, dream of me, till
28:50it's reality, don't dream too big, just dream a little dream of me.
28:59Oh, dream of me, a little dream of me, just a little tiny dream, a little dream of me.
29:41Damn it, Donnacle, where the hell are you at?
29:45Wake him up.
29:51That ain't gonna be so easy.
29:55He's dead.
29:58I told you I had to kill her, right?
30:14Sorry, boss.
30:20Even friend, I'm not interested in revenge or retribution, so I'm going to make this quick, okay?
30:32Now, now, there's nothing to cry about.
30:36I just like to hear where Addison is.
30:43Do you know?
30:46Do you know?
30:49I shot him dead.
30:52He had some kind of crazy power as he burst into flames.
30:57And what about the name of the man who hired Addison to kill me?
31:02I don't know.
31:03I don't know.
31:06I don't know.
31:06I don't know.
31:06Fair enough.
31:11It's all over.
31:14It's done.
31:32Go to the morgue.
31:33Make sure Addison is really dead.
31:37Bring me the other private dick.
31:39Riley, you don't know any more than this guy.
31:41He's got nothing to worry about then, does he?
31:56Do you mind?
31:58Please.
32:01I loved your performance.
32:03Thanks, doll.
32:05Is there somewhere we can talk?
32:07Here, see.
32:08It's me.
32:08It's business.
32:10I wasn't aware we had any.
32:12Mr.
32:12Riley.
32:14It concerns your trip to the Red Cliff last night.
32:17Flint?
32:19I'm trying to help you.
32:21Mr. Riley, I'd like you to meet my friend Flint Marco.
32:24He's...
32:24A gorilla.
32:26Do you mind?
32:27Slowly.
32:29The ape speaks.
32:30Incredible.
32:31I thought you might find that useful.
32:34Everything okay, Miss Hardy?
32:36Yes.
32:36Mr. Riley's a very nice man, but he was just about to leave.
32:40Who told you that?
32:40That you were leaving?
32:41That I'm nice.
32:42Just a hunch.
32:44Maybe you can confirm it by leaving without messing up Flynn's tie.
32:47He really struggles with the double Windsor and I just painted my nails.
32:50Sharpen him, too.
32:52And don't trouble yourself, Flynn.
32:54I'm happy to make my exit without either of your fists busting my eye sockets.
32:58Take another look at that, and perhaps tomorrow we can discuss the price of the negatives over lunch.
33:04I might even pay, seeing as I'm such a nice guy.
33:08I suppose you think you're pretty clever.
33:10Well, actually, most days, I think I should just stick my head in the oven and get it over with.
33:14What's stopping you?
33:15Simple.
33:16I'm a coward.
33:17If you're trying to catch.änder
33:31Ooof Play some change for your orphan boy? You
33:35got a tail, white suit. nya
33:38do, mister. Thanks.
34:15I don't know.
34:42Some view up here, you should see the lights all the way from Jersey.
34:47I like those negatives, please.
34:49Cutting right to it, huh?
34:53You don't even want to catch your breath?
34:56Mister, despite what I do for a living, I really don't enjoy hurting people.
35:01Then don't.
35:02I know a terrific hamburger joint, open all night.
35:05Let's sit, talk it over.
35:08So you're not hungry?
35:09How about a drink?
35:11Last chance.
35:13Opium.
35:19Why be stubborn?
35:21One way or another, you're gonna give me those negatives.
35:24It doesn't have to be like this.
35:26You're right.
35:27Stop punching me.
35:31The negatives.
35:32I'll drop you.
35:36Well, the thing is, I'm not really scared of heights.
35:40Once you've been.
35:44This is the only thing.
35:47Ah!
35:52Ah!
36:05Ah!
36:06Ah!
36:07Ah!
36:08Ah!
36:08Ah!
36:08Ah!
36:18Get in.
36:33This is...
36:36All right
36:46What
37:21Oh
37:41Oh
38:06Oh
38:31Don't hurt him
38:37Are you okay?
38:39What happened?
38:42What the hell is this?
38:44Just leave us alone, please
38:50You're the negatives on the house
39:06I can't believe you gave her the negatives
39:09And for free
39:10Don't you think you're overreacting?
39:12No, Ben, this is what reacting looks like
39:15It's the physical response to a stimulus
39:17You just haven't felt it in half a decade
39:19Actually, my lamp, my aunt gave it to me
39:22You're afraid of the mob? Sure
39:23Don't wanna piss off the mayor? Fine
39:25But a lounge singer?
39:27I told you there were extenuating circumstances
39:29I have given you so much room
39:31Airplanes have less runway
39:33But at a certain point, when someone tells you what they are
39:35You have to listen
39:37And what is he?
39:41Retired
39:43Cat Hardy
39:45Cat Hardy
39:46Meet my secretary, Janet Ruiz
39:47Ex-secretary, I just quit
39:50Shame
39:51I came here to offer him a job
39:55My friend Flint, the one you met last night
39:58He's disappeared
40:02He turned into Sam, right?
40:02$50 retainer up front
40:03And it's $10 a day plus expenses
40:20My friend Flint, the one you met last night
40:25He's disappeared
40:27He turned into Sam, right?
40:29I just don't know
40:29It seems like kind of like a big deal
40:32You're an investigator
40:35Investigate
40:40She is hiding something
40:42You know, sometimes I think you forget I do this for a living
40:47Come on
40:48What the hell is going on?
40:49I can't get into it right now
40:51Suddenly you're not the only guy in New York with powers
40:54And you can't get into it right now
40:56The spider appears to have forgotten who runs this town
41:00We've got a fight coming
41:01I want you to help me
41:03We have an army nobody can stop
41:07It's the best damn show in town
41:16What about the spider?
41:17The spider?
41:18Yeah, right
41:20Maybe, maybe, maybe the spider is a guy like anyone else
41:25You ever think about that?
41:30Crime is out of control
41:31The city needs order
41:34You have a choice
41:34You just have to make it
41:47Did you see that?
41:49I kicked them into kingdom
41:58This is a part of me I wish never existed
42:04Because with no power comes no responsibility
42:36No one
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