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00:11What a way to end week two. I just want to lip sync. And 10K. I feel so good right
00:17now.
00:18Congrats to y'all. Thank you. Oh my God. Congrats on. Congrats Akira. How do you feel?
00:25It's just like I'm a part of the game now. Like that's honestly the best feeling.
00:28Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges is just a constant reminder that I can't win a goddamn
00:34lip sync.
00:35However, my boyfriend told me if I make it into the semifinal, I can get a cat.
00:40So we're one step closer to the cat.
00:43Well, now that the second challenge is done, has anybody changed their minds about how the points will be divvied
00:49out?
00:50I have jumped from first place to third place and my bestie won the lip sync.
00:56So fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous when they are giving their points away.
01:00I highly doubt it because I was first place last week and I don't think the girls are going to
01:04throw a bitch a bone.
01:06I'm looking at the scoreboard and I'm like, okay, Mystique and Morphine. I want to like at least help one
01:11of y'all.
01:12This is the make or break it. If Lucky doesn't give me her a point now, oh, something's about to
01:17happen that I can't see on national television.
01:19I would like to give a point to Morphine.
01:23Oh, sister.
01:24Can we finally be done with this wretched drama?
01:27Now you have to go and retract everything you said in your profession about that lady.
01:31Everything I said about Lucky, I take back.
01:33Sister!
01:36I still hate her.
01:37So now I have two points.
01:40Give your point to me.
01:43So Dawn and I have an alliance, but if I give her a point, it's going to send her off
01:47a little too high.
01:49It would be really hard to catch up.
01:52I might get Lucky my point, but I might give it to Morden just because I want to be a
01:57cunt.
02:00Here, sister, I'll give you my point because I feel so bad.
02:03Lo and behold, Ms. Morphine love Dionne the third, Cha-Cha Brown.
02:07I appreciate that, sister.
02:09All is perfect in the world of Miami, Florida.
02:13Who would you like to give your point to, Morden?
02:15No one, really.
02:16Who are you going to?
02:17Um, I'm going to give my point to Akira.
02:21Oh, shit.
02:22Oh, my God, thank you.
02:23Wow.
02:26Okay, we're giving points to people in the top now.
02:30Oh, thank you.
02:31You helped everyone, like, bitch.
02:33Am I on punk or am I on drag, right?
02:35Thank you so much, sister.
02:36Yeah, you deserve it.
02:37I know it puts you way up above, but that's the way the cook scrambles.
02:40You are the one that deserves that the most.
02:42I'm giving my point to the queen that I think is the MVQ and the most valuable queen this week
02:47with helping every other bitch in the room is Akira.
02:50Hey, Akira, when you can get a chance, can you show me how to put the shirts together?
02:54Akira, should it stretch this way or this way?
02:56This is what you should do, baby.
02:57It could bite me in the ass, but it is the honorable thing to do.
03:01Hey, Akira.
03:02You might as well stay right there.
03:04Because, Akira, without you, I wouldn't have an outfit.
03:09Girl, gag-a-rooney.
03:11Another point.
03:14No.
03:15It's good.
03:16Miss, you are amazing.
03:18Whenever you was working, you stopped to help a bitch that said help me.
03:21Here you go.
03:21Thank you, sister.
03:22You're welcome.
03:23I gotta get myself together.
03:25This night keep getting better and better.
03:27Do I get a man next?
03:29I'm definitely thankful.
03:31Congrats, Steve.
03:32Thank God it was only two.
03:34So now you're in the lead lead.
03:35Yeah, girl.
03:36Congratulations to all of our ladies.
03:38Did we get out of drag?
03:39God can't wait.
03:40What the fuck?
03:42I'm very shocked at how that ceremony went.
03:44If I don't win next week, is anyone going to give me a point?
03:47Well, your seasoned buddy said she was going to give it to you.
03:50But I won two challenges.
03:51Why would she give me a point?
03:52To keep you at the top.
03:53Well, that's what Morgan did.
03:54Damn, not you instigating this, Steve.
03:56No, I'm not instigating.
03:57I'm being real.
03:59I haven't gotten any MVQ points from anybody.
04:02And this week shows how important they are.
04:05I'm just doing this next week now.
04:07Oh, that's changed everything.
04:08This changed everything.
04:09There's one more week left in this bracket.
04:11One more chance to get points.
04:13And I think if anyone is going into next week comfortable, then they got another thing fucking coming.
04:17It's going to be interesting to see where loyalties lie next week.
04:21The gag of it all.
04:23More to come.
04:26Yay!
04:27Another week in paradise.
04:29My rich auntie.
04:31I'm here for the wheel reading.
04:32Yeah, okay.
04:32The wheel.
04:33This is the final week.
04:35And you know, I am sporting a big whopping one point.
04:40So I see the girls have purses.
04:42Yes.
04:43But ours has stuff in it.
04:44Yours had air.
04:44Oh.
04:45What's in your purse, Miss D?
04:46I have something that I always need.
04:48Super glue.
04:48Oh, she's a real drag queen.
04:50Oh, she's a real drag queen.
04:50Oh, she's a real drag queen.
04:51There's a mascara.
04:52And pieces of paper.
04:54Wait, so no little strawberry candy?
04:55Girl, no.
04:58Your auntie is always properly prepared.
05:00And there's still a slight chance that I can come to the semifinals if I win the challenge,
05:05win the lip sync, and get everybody's points.
05:08So it's time to get shit done.
05:10Mystique and Morgan actually changed the game last week.
05:12But the thing is, the reason why you was rewarded is because of what you did.
05:17Now, me personally, I'm very, very disappointed and lucky and also morphing because you stopped
05:23what you was doing to help them.
05:26And they did not give you anything back as a stuff like, hey, you did a good job.
05:31Disappointed is a strong word.
05:32Yeah, disappointed is a little crazy.
05:33Like, Aqiria helping people obviously benefited her, but I don't think that means she was
05:37entitled to anybody's points.
05:38I mean, it is a game at the end of the day, you know what I'm saying?
05:40Yes.
05:41Girl, no shade, but Mystique needs to relax.
05:44Bitch, I choreographed the whole number on week one and she didn't give me a point.
05:48Okay, thank you, auntie, for the hard candy.
05:50My personal thought process is like, if I could at least lift someone up, why not?
05:54You know what I mean?
05:55So that means this week, since I'm at one, if you're not at the top, I'm going to get
06:00your pity point to lift me up.
06:01Yes or no, no, no, no, no, yes or no, because we're going by what you're talking about now.
06:04It also depends on, like, the vibe.
06:07On season two, when Mystique was insecure, a little anxious, she lashed out.
06:10I think she's falling behind and she needs points.
06:13So she's relying on maybe Lucky.
06:16They have this bond, remember, their lovely bond that they created in four hours.
06:21But I think the ship is going down.
06:25You don't have to explain who you're giving your points to and why.
06:28Yeah.
06:28That's the first thing.
06:29And you shouldn't be guilted into it.
06:31And you're allowed to change your mind, of course.
06:33You hold the power.
06:34And that's the good thing.
06:35Thank God that Miss Morgan is fighting for me.
06:38She is an angel sent from the season two gods, bitch, because this is overkill.
06:43Oh!
06:43Oh!
06:44Ooh, baby!
06:46She's not ready to have hers!
06:49Attention, little monsters.
06:51Ooh!
06:52If you want to hack it past this bracket, you've got to nail your pitch, bitch.
06:59Oh, wait, what?
07:00You better hit it, girl.
07:02Hello, hello, hello!
07:04Hey!
07:05Hi!
07:06Good morning, all-stars.
07:08Good morning!
07:08Now, it's the final week of bracket number one, and I've been loving every minute of it.
07:15But this is your last chance to sell us on why you belong in the semifinals.
07:21So for this week's Maxi Challenge, you're going to shop till you drop dead.
07:26Oh!
07:27As monster presenters on the Home Spooky Network.
07:34Boo!
07:35Now, here are your assignments.
07:36Akyria, you'll be a mummy.
07:41Selling the world's longest infinity wrap.
07:45Don, you'll be a werewolf.
07:47Ooh!
07:47Pitching, what else?
07:49Grooming products.
07:51Perfect.
07:52Lucky stars, you'll be a vampire.
07:55Hawking a nutritional supplement for the iron deficient.
07:59Perfect.
08:00Morgan, you'll be a ghost.
08:03Selling a line of supernatural cosmetics.
08:09Morphine, you'll be a zombie.
08:12Oh!
08:13Selling subscriptions to the meat of the month club.
08:17Yes!
08:18And Mystique, you'll be a Frankenstein monster pitching a line of dead handbags.
08:26Yes!
08:27Working in pairs, you need to use your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to hypnotize the
08:33viewers into buying whatever you're selling.
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38Oh, my God.
08:39Now, chemistry is key, so I'll leave it up to you to pair up and create your own monster
08:45mash-in.
08:47Oh!
08:47Hi, sister!
08:50Sister!
08:50You snatched me fast.
08:52This is the type of maxi challenge that you need to be with a bitch that you know 100%.
08:57And A'Keria is that lady for me, and I am that lady for A'Keria.
09:02I'm that sister.
09:03You snatched me fast.
09:04It's good, sister.
09:05It's good.
09:05Yeah, man.
09:06Dawn and Morphine run right into each other, of course.
09:09No surprise there.
09:10Season 16 reunion.
09:12Then I'm left with Mystique, and she just tried to demand my point.
09:16So we'll see how this plays out.
09:19All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
09:23Oh, and not to spook you.
09:26Oh.
09:29But before this week is over, the four of you will be eliminated.
09:48Sister!
09:50Is this a stopwatch?
09:52Hello?
09:53Hi, sister.
09:53Hi, sister.
09:54How's my zombie wife doing?
09:55You know, just your eating brains.
09:57Yes.
09:57Well, I do look pretty good for a dead bitch.
09:59Okay.
10:00I got my coffee, and I'm ready to roll.
10:02This week for the Maxi Challenge, we're monsters selling goods for the home spooky network.
10:07We don't have as many points as the others.
10:09Uh-huh.
10:09And so this is our chance to, like, really shine.
10:12All right.
10:13Since you didn't give me a point, but do you understand why I'm, like, slightly mad that
10:19you didn't give A'Keria one?
10:21You're already at the top.
10:22You know, at the end of the day, you also have to look out for yourself a little bit.
10:24Sure.
10:25You know what I mean?
10:25Because, like, bro, imagine everybody giving a keyword point, and I'm sitting here with
10:28freaking wine.
10:28Like me?
10:29So that wine?
10:30Okay, let's figure this shit out.
10:32All right.
10:32Let's do what we got to do.
10:34I am the bride of Frankenstein, and I'm selling body bags.
10:38I know how to host.
10:38I know how to emcee.
10:39And I know how to sell.
10:40So I feel like I have a great chance with this challenge.
10:44So I want to be a vampire.
10:46He's feeling frisky.
10:47He likes to party all night.
10:48Write it down in your book.
10:49Oh, bitch, I want to look so good.
10:51I was like, ain't it.
10:53I'm excited to do some improv.
10:55I have never done an acting challenge, and I just want to show my personality.
10:58I want to show how fun and crazy and wild I can be.
11:00And we got some good deals for you.
11:03We got to dial it back because we need to sell.
11:06But, like, Mystique is giving no-it-all, auntie.
11:09I definitely do feel like I'm in the principal's office.
11:11You need to get your paper out so we can start this.
11:14Yes, yes, yes.
11:16Come on, there we go.
11:16There we go.
11:17Get your second piece of paper out.
11:18Mm-hmm.
11:19There we go.
11:20Girl.
11:21Oh, I hate this right now.
11:22I might even have two tons right here.
11:24You're doing too much already.
11:26We're going to get into all the extra stuff later.
11:29Bitch, I'm going to be dropping the shit on you.
11:30I'm wearing white.
11:32Don't you fuck up my white.
11:35Lucky is wild and crazy, and I don't want to lose focus.
11:38So my biggest worry in this challenge is to keep Lucky on track.
11:42Bitch, I want a snack is what I want.
11:45Bitch, I'm glad that we're partnered up together.
11:47I am too.
11:48By the way, what did you think about when I said your name?
11:52Bitch, I was floored.
11:53Like, I gagged.
11:55Kira is three points ahead of me because of me.
11:58I still stand by my decision.
12:01I just hope if she has the opportunity, she will return the favor.
12:04I know the faces were cracked, bitch.
12:06Correct.
12:07My job now is to catch up to that ass and make sure that we are both in the top
12:11two.
12:12There's so many elements to this.
12:14So it's an improv.
12:15It's a scripted improv.
12:16It's a scripted improv.
12:17And I think with you and I, it doesn't matter what direction we go because we'll just play along and
12:22we'll follow.
12:23Yeah.
12:24But I think I'm going to do my ghost, like, old Hollywood, silver screen siren.
12:28You know, Veronica Lake and Joan Collins.
12:30And I love, I could be Moan Collins.
12:34Oh, that'll be sickening.
12:34Ew, that could be my name.
12:36There's a lot going on in this maxi challenge.
12:38We have to create a character.
12:40We have to sell products and banter with another queen.
12:43Comes with a set of brushes for easy applications.
12:46It's a lot.
12:47But, hey ho, challenge accepted.
12:51I actually wanted to go into marketing when I was younger.
12:53Until I realized I suck at selling.
12:56I'm trash at sales.
12:58I had a sales job that was door-to-door selling knives.
13:01So when they say no, you're supposed to, like, try to convince them.
13:03Well, these knives are state-of-the-art stainless steel.
13:05And they cut through any wood and meat.
13:08So I was like, girl, do you want them or not?
13:11Like, do you need some knives?
13:13I like that deal of the thirsty mummy looking for love.
13:15That's a good one.
13:16But if I do an old lady mummy, I want to be more like the old lady bixen.
13:20Like mummy.
13:21The mummies that the public knows the best.
13:24Obviously, Egyptian mummies.
13:25And you're selling a wrap.
13:27Manfredini's bought this.
13:28Cleopatra's had this.
13:29You know, Tutankhamun, darling.
13:30Yeah, I got to think about this.
13:31Yeah.
13:32All I know is I need this scarf to sell out.
13:36We need to win this.
13:37It's all or nothing now.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Stay stocked with fresh human meat treats delivered right to your door.
13:42I love flesh.
13:43Oh, that's so funny.
13:44Are you out with your sisters and think, damn, I want to eat that bixen?
13:49Yes.
13:50I am paired up with Dawn and I am so excited because we have such good chemistry.
13:54We're besties.
13:54We're good judies.
13:55We're glued to the hip.
13:56Because I'm a werewolf, this has to be taking place on the full moon.
14:00Yes.
14:00Okay.
14:01And I was thinking, I like that I'm a zombie.
14:03But I could be like a limbo or something.
14:05I think you are hilarious when you're not trying.
14:08Yeah, that's what I think.
14:09I'm just going to be myself.
14:10So I think you should just be yourself.
14:11So the answer is yes, you should be a bimbo.
14:13Okay.
14:14Dawn and I both have something to prove in this challenge because I sent her home on an improv challenge.
14:18But I feel like we're going to do really well this time together.
14:21This needs to be entertaining.
14:22It needs to be entertaining.
14:23Like, yes, we need to sell.
14:24But it also needs to be funny, chaotic.
14:26It's the end of the road.
14:27I mean, at this point, I'm not going to overthink it.
14:29I'm just going to have a good fucking time.
14:30Yes.
14:30Because Akira had six fucking points.
14:33And I have two points.
14:35I've learned a lot after season 16 when it comes to improv and comedy.
14:39And I cannot wait to showcase that.
14:42I mean, this is the last challenge of the bracket.
14:44So I need to absolutely sell these meats.
14:48And I'm going to give FedEx one day shipping mama because I need to serve cunt immediately.
14:52How's it going over there?
14:54Good.
14:55It's going good.
14:56This is going to be very, very interesting.
14:58Why?
14:58Because this is more like a working off each other type of thing.
15:02Chemistry.
15:03Chemistry.
15:03Yes.
15:04Is that why y'all picked each other?
15:05Because y'all feel like y'all have the best chemistry?
15:07Oh, for sure.
15:08Do you also feel like it could be like a hindrance?
15:12No.
15:13Thinking like you could be a peer that makes you outshine their whole vibe and level.
15:18I'd rather have someone that matches my insane stupid energy than someone like below it.
15:23I think we all could probably match your level.
15:25Right.
15:26Dawn is too cocky.
15:27I think Dawn is assinuating that we're not on the same level as her.
15:32And she thinks we're below her.
15:34Anyway.
15:34But baby.
15:35Everything comes down to this week.
15:36Ties could turn.
15:37I could be at the top.
15:38Never underestimate an underdog.
15:41Well, good luck, sisters.
15:42Yeah, good luck, sisters.
15:43Yeah, right.
15:44Gotta get back to work.
15:45Go ahead.
15:55Hello, all my spooky sisters and siblings, and welcome to the Home Spooky Network.
16:01My name is Madison Von Werewolf IV.
16:03And I'm Tati.
16:05And baby, do we have some sickening products to showcase to you today?
16:08Oh.
16:10I am so excited.
16:12And it is a full moon, so you know what that means.
16:14Hey, uh, deals, specials.
16:16I need you to put your pods up and grab your phone because I, whoo, do I have a deal
16:20for
16:20you?
16:21This is the Buzzkill Quality Hair Clippers Grooming Kit.
16:26This is a hair trimmer.
16:28Could I possibly do a little exhibition?
16:30Oh, yeah, of course.
16:30I would love a little haircut.
16:31Here, here, let me give you a little haircut here.
16:33Oh, yes, yes.
16:34Let me just turn it on here.
16:34All right.
16:35I've been meaning to.
16:35All right, there we go.
16:36Oh, gosh.
16:37Oh, gosh.
16:38Goodness, gracious, sister.
16:39Oh, wow.
16:40You look so fresh.
16:41Oh, my God.
16:42So buzzkilled.
16:43Do I have layers?
16:44Yes, a couple of them.
16:46Oh, my God.
16:46It's just amazing.
16:47Yes.
16:47Let me just trim up my hand here really quick.
16:49Look at that.
16:49Look at that.
16:50Look at that.
16:51And boom.
16:52Just no more fur on my hand.
16:54Oh, my.
16:55Wow.
16:55Look at that.
16:56Hold on.
16:56For the girls that really want to get clean.
16:58Look at this.
16:58This is a coconut.
16:59That might be of my ex.
17:00Look at this.
17:01Boom.
17:02Boom.
17:03Just gets rid of all of it.
17:05Oh, my gosh.
17:05I mean, I've seen some balls, but never balls this big.
17:08But if you got them, you can shave them.
17:11Tati, come over here.
17:12Oh, this man over here.
17:13He is so fine.
17:15This looks just like the guy who turned me into a werewolf.
17:18And I'm not a fan of fur, so this is what I wish he looked like.
17:21I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest and just gotten it all off.
17:26There we go.
17:27Look at this.
17:29Gentlemanly.
17:29This is fresh.
17:30However much you think this item costs, you're wrong.
17:36$69.
17:37If you're not calling, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you.
17:41Happy full moon.
17:42Oh, girl.
17:45Have you ever been out with the girls drinking, partying, and then you get this girl and feeling
17:51like, damn, I want to eat this bitch right in front of me.
17:53I have felt that way.
17:54Oh, my God.
17:55I have.
17:55I ate my best friend yesterday.
17:57Wait.
17:57I thought I was your best friend.
17:58You are now.
17:59Oh, well, look at that.
18:00That bitch is gone.
18:01Yes.
18:02Tati.
18:02But you know what?
18:03Over here, we have Hello Flesh, a monthly subscription service that brings three guaranteed meat
18:11options so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.
18:14Mm-hmm.
18:15So the first one we have over here, you are a dangerous girl.
18:18First option, brains.
18:21Wow.
18:21Let's get a little.
18:22Oh, brains.
18:24Eat it.
18:24Eat it.
18:25Mmm.
18:28Oh, my God.
18:29Oh, Tati.
18:30You have a little something on your lip, Tati.
18:31Right here.
18:32Oh, oh, oh.
18:34Oh, oh, oh, my God.
18:35Did you get it?
18:35I got it.
18:36Yep.
18:36I got it.
18:37Yep.
18:37The next option we have is, oh, my gosh, intestines.
18:40You put this in the microwave if you have one or nowadays air fryer.
18:43Air fryer.
18:44And last is my favorite.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47Wow.
18:48We have 95 eyeballs.
18:50Delicious.
18:51All right.
18:52We have a caller on the line.
18:53All right.
18:53Happy full moon special.
18:54What's your name and where you calling from?
18:56Hi, this is Adison.
18:58I'm calling from Queens.
18:59Oh, my God.
19:00Hello.
19:00Oh, I'm from New York, too.
19:02I can't hear her.
19:03I had a question about the clipper.
19:05Can I use it on my coin slot?
19:07Oh, you can use it on your coin slot.
19:09I use it on my coin slot all the time.
19:11Oh, yeah.
19:12And I've got a question for the meat lady.
19:14I have to make dinner for my husband soon.
19:16I was wondering about the taste.
19:17The eyeballs have such a deli-
19:18It almost tastes like popcorn.
19:20With butter.
19:21Butter.
19:22Well, I just want to say I bought both products.
19:26Goodbye.
19:27Goodbye.
19:29Well, it looks like the night is ending,
19:31but the full moon special will continue.
19:33Keep hitting that line, my spooky sisters,
19:35and see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
19:39Oh, I don't know.
19:41This is your hand.
19:44See you next time.
19:47Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
19:50Welcome, my party monster, to the Home Spooky Network.
19:53I am Bloody Stars.
19:54And I am Mysterious.
19:55And I have Bloody Dells for you today.
19:59It's a full moon, and we're feeling brisky.
20:01You're looking real succulent tonight.
20:04What's your secret?
20:05Oh, honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.
20:07Here we have eternal life.
20:09The secret to change your life.
20:12How is that going to change my life?
20:13Here we have something for those who need some low darling efficiency.
20:21Oh, whoa, suck it, darling, suck it.
20:23Did we roofie this?
20:24I'll check.
20:27Oh, how does it taste, sister?
20:28How does it taste?
20:29My iron is all back.
20:31Thank you, girl.
20:32Wait, what is that you have there?
20:34My lovely bags?
20:35Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.
20:37Mm-hmm.
20:38It is very nosy.
20:39Like, I'm about to be nosy about your protein powder.
20:41Oh, my God.
20:41Now, listen, for those gym rats out there, we have a little bit of powder.
20:46Because even in the underworld, darling, we need to trade, and the trade needs to have
20:49the muscle.
20:49We even have sweet options.
20:53No, girl.
20:54Girl, I'm on a diet.
20:54I can't be eating that red velvet.
20:58Mm-hmm.
21:00Listen.
21:01How much is your eternal life?
21:03Is it $400?
21:04It's $69, darling, already today.
21:07So call now because the specials are about to run out, darling.
21:10You know what, girl?
21:11Girl, I really loved it.
21:12But we're going to talk about something more bougie, like my body bag.
21:17The good old bougie body bag.
21:20Check out this nice, finely, virginal skin.
21:25It's lotion, honey.
21:26Once you open it up, so you know it is authentic, each of the bags is going to get this
21:32little
21:33piece here.
21:34Sister.
21:34Which is nothing but a death certificate.
21:36Oh, girl, what the hell did you die, bitch?
21:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
21:37When some of you was dead.
21:38Hey, get about our business.
21:39You know what fits in here, sister?
21:41What?
21:41Some eternal life, girl, so you can catch your life.
21:44Girl, no, ma'am.
21:45Yes, girl.
21:46We're done with that eternal life, baby.
21:48We're going to move on to our nosy bag.
21:51Now, whose weave is this?
21:52I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
21:54This bag, this hair, this finger belongs to the body.
21:59Miss, Icaria C. Davenport.
22:01Skinned her myself.
22:03Oh, girl, what is this?
22:03This is big and happy.
22:05What is?
22:05Oh, girl, what is that?
22:07Girl, you into the foot play?
22:09They do that down here.
22:10Girl, hush.
22:11That wasn't supposed to be in a bag.
22:13But I'm about to ask you this one question.
22:14Girl, what?
22:15How much would you pay for these bags?
22:17Girl, listen, I will pay thousands upon thousands.
22:19This bag?
22:20How much is it tonight, sister?
22:21$69.
22:22Oh, wait, girl, girl, hold on.
22:25The Bluetooth's working.
22:26Hello?
22:27Hi, this is Joan.
22:28I'm calling from Las Vegas.
22:29Oh, the Sin City.
22:31I had a question about the eternal life supplements.
22:34Yes.
22:34Is it kosher?
22:36Is it what?
22:37Is it kosher?
22:38Is it what?
22:39Is it kosher?
22:41Kosher.
22:42Kosher.
22:43Kosher with a K of kosher.
22:45A kosher.
22:45Is it kosher?
22:46Who the hell is that?
22:47Oh, girl, oh my Jesus.
22:49I have a question for the bougie bag lady.
22:52Now, the bag, is it circumcised?
22:54Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag.
22:58So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.
23:01If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.
23:03How many of these bags do you want, baby?
23:06All of them.
23:06And I want all the eternal supplements.
23:08I'm going to get my purse right now.
23:10Goodbye.
23:10Goodbye, girl.
23:11Oh, girl, hold on.
23:12The sun is rising and it's getting hot in here.
23:14We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
23:19Woo-hoo!
23:22Boo!
23:23Did you miss me?
23:24My name is Moon Collins.
23:26I am Queen Nefertiti, but my friends call me Titi.
23:29And we would like to welcome you all here to the home, the Spooktackler Network.
23:33Boo!
23:34Have you ever been so cold that you just, oh, yeah, you look like you're a little icy bitch?
23:38Have you ever been so cold you need something just to warm you up?
23:41Oh, yes.
23:41Well, I have here the rapture.
23:43Oh, praise the Lord.
23:44It's an infinity scarf.
23:45And when I tell you, it just keeps going and going and going.
23:49It's woven by my subjects one by one.
23:52A long time ago, right before they actually came and snatched me up out of my tomb.
23:56Did I tell you about a time they snatched me out of my tomb and brought me down to Louisiana?
24:00Is that where you're on tour?
24:01Oh, girl, when I tell you, I've been on display nonstop.
24:04I wanted to actually demonstrate to show you a few things about how my scarf actually works.
24:08All right.
24:09Oh, boo crew.
24:11Hello there.
24:12How are you?
24:12And welcome here.
24:13So we're going to take this around.
24:16And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
24:19And if your man has been a little frisky, we're going to make him a skirt.
24:22And if he has ugly feet, we can hide those, too.
24:25You know, this is very, very reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.
24:29They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?
24:31If this is good enough for the Lord, this is good enough for you.
24:34And I'm sure everybody out there is just wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf will cost you.
24:3969 gold bars today.
24:41And, of course, the Rapture Wrap would go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line that you have seen
24:47never.
24:48If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch, Glost is for you.
24:52Now, I have many, many beautiful products.
24:54My favorite is our Ectoplasmic Highlighter.
24:57Does it come in deceased?
24:58It comes in white.
25:00This glows right through sheets.
25:03You don't need to cut holes into your expensive sheets anymore.
25:06And definitely don't cut up the Rapture.
25:08Yeah.
25:08And if you order any of our fabulous products today, I am giving away our fabulous concealer.
25:14And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.
25:17Hello.
25:18What's up?
25:19And, of course, you want to put your concealer on where you have the darkest of circles.
25:23Turn around.
25:24Your dark circle's back there.
25:26I'll be right back.
25:28Oh, my job.
25:29I'm kidding.
25:29I'm kidding.
25:30This is a family network.
25:32There we go.
25:34That's that there.
25:35It's ghostly gorgeous.
25:35I am so confident in this product.
25:38I would like to show you something.
25:39Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.
25:42Don't be afraid.
25:49Oh, my golly.
25:50This is before glowsed.
25:52I have the same on this side of my face.
25:54I did die in a fire.
25:55Cigarette.
25:56Fell asleep.
25:57We'll talk about it later.
25:57That's so safe.
25:58Now, we are feeling generous here at the Home Spooky Network.
26:02Yes, we are.
26:02And I am selling my fabulous clothes products for $69 as well.
26:08Leave the man alone.
26:10Hey.
26:10Wrap me all night long.
26:13We have a collar, Titi.
26:14So, let's take our collar.
26:15Let's take our first collar.
26:16Caller, are you there?
26:17Yes, I'm here.
26:19My name is Betty.
26:20I have a question about the Rapture.
26:24Oh.
26:24Is it long enough to cover someone's face?
26:28I want to buy one for my friend, Joan.
26:30But, yes, the Rapture is definitely long enough to wrap your friend's face.
26:33So, what we're going to do, we're going to take the Rapture, and this is your friend's face.
26:36This is a nice-looking young man, so I don't know what your friend's face is looking like.
26:40But you just take that Rapture, you'll wrap it a few times.
26:42Could the person whose face is currently being wrapped, could they say a few words?
26:48No, they cannot.
26:49Well, then, I'll take ten.
26:51For the beautiful cosmetics lady.
26:53Are your cosmetics cruelty-free?
26:58No, they are not.
26:59I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics.
27:03And all of the scarves.
27:05Goodbye.
27:06Goodbye.
27:06Goodbye, you have a blessed day.
27:08I have been the one and the only Moan Collins.
27:10And I am Queen Never Titi, but again, my friend's Call of Titi.
27:13Have a great night.
27:14Mwah, mwah.
27:15We'll haunt you in your dreams.
27:17Boo.
27:33This is it.
27:34It's our last day.
27:37And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.
27:41Your zombie wig.
27:42This is how I felt after that challenge.
27:45Just scalp.
27:46I'm scalped.
27:46Just scalp.
27:47You're not plucked anymore.
27:48Just scalp.
27:49Dawn and I did absolutely amazing on that Homespoken Network segment.
27:54I felt like I interacted with her very well.
27:56And there's only two spots in the semifinals.
27:58So I need to win this challenge.
28:01And I need some NBQ points.
28:02Please.
28:03You did look amazing in that commercial.
28:05Sister, honestly, you have been such a support system for me these past weeks.
28:09That's what we're supposed to do.
28:11Like, I would have never thought.
28:12Morgan McMichaels.
28:14I'm taking another alcohol.
28:15Wait, that's okay.
28:15I have to ask.
28:16I didn't ask.
28:16I said I'm taking it.
28:17Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
28:19I'm stressed.
28:20I'm stressing.
28:21Well, it is a stressful day.
28:22Carrie's at six.
28:23You're at four.
28:24I'm at three.
28:24Morphine is at two.
28:25You're at two.
28:26Mystique is at one.
28:27I mean, I carried up five points last week.
28:30So it is truly anyone's game.
28:32It could go anywhere.
28:32Whoever's in the bottom.
28:34Control this game.
28:35Control the game.
28:36Yeah.
28:37What I have learned these past two weeks is that winning just the challenge is not enough.
28:42I've won two challenges.
28:43I only have four points.
28:45Do you think if I were in the top tonight, I would be deserving of points because I won
28:49all three challenges?
28:50I don't think anybody deserves anything.
28:52I'm like looking at everything in general.
28:54Yeah.
28:55Ugh.
28:56I'm in second place in the game, but feeling a little concerned.
29:00Because I don't think any of these girls will give me points.
29:04Maybe morphine, but then if morphine wins, she can't give me a point.
29:07I'm not okay.
29:09I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.
29:13Sister, how was everything?
29:15I'm good.
29:15How do you feel about it?
29:16I was very disappointed, to be honest, yesterday.
29:19Why?
29:20Because I wanted more collaboration between us.
29:22And at one point, you were just like, oh girl, shut up, girl.
29:26First off, you was going totally out of order and out of sync.
29:30I was trying to collaborate and just like banter more.
29:33Right, but we can't jump from product to product to product because that confuses people.
29:37If I would have let Lucky just do whatever, it would have threw me and my script completely
29:43off and then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot ass mess.
29:47No, ma'am.
29:48And plus the whole cake aspect, you smashed the cake in your mouth and cake went everywhere.
29:52Well, yeah, because we need to like go crazy.
29:54This is campy.
29:54This is fun.
29:55You know what I mean?
29:55Like we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress and like.
29:57No, no, no.
29:58I told you up front, I don't want to get white on this game.
30:02Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.
30:04We had such a nice connection.
30:06And now it's like, girl, I even want to get my point back from week one because this
30:11lit such a bitter taste in my mouth and I'm not talking about the fucking cake.
30:15So how do you feel about our commercial?
30:17I feel like it was cute, but I feel like there's parts with me that could have been better.
30:21But it was still fabulous.
30:23Yeah.
30:24But once in your life?
30:26I know that Akiri and I smashed this challenge.
30:29We had fun.
30:29We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.
30:32I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest of the girls, I'm still going
30:36to depend on an MVQ point or two to get into the semifinals.
30:40If you find it in your hearts to give me an MVQ point because I've been such a nice girl
30:44to all of you, then that would be amazing.
30:46Is this where the campaigning starts?
30:48Yeah, girl.
30:49Okay.
30:49Right?
30:50If I'm not in the top two this week, I'm going to have to decide who I'm going to give
30:54my MVQ point, too.
30:56And for me, it's about who I believe should be representing bracket one in the semifinal.
31:05Akiriya for MVQ.
31:08We'll twerk the MVQ point.
31:10We'll twerk the MVQ point.
31:12I can't.
31:13Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars.
31:18It's Michelle Visage.
31:20Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
31:24Hmm.
31:24I bought breast enhancement cream.
31:27Oh.
31:27Spoiler alert.
31:28It didn't work.
31:30Was it kosher?
31:32The irrepressible T.S.
31:34Madison.
31:35What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?
31:36I bought this manifestation bracelet that never works.
31:40I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey, thinking that I was going to get a hairy man.
31:44And all I ended up with was me.
31:48And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
31:52Hello, my love.
31:53Hello.
31:54Now, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
31:56I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers, which is how I got my infamous thighs.
32:02Now, that works.
32:04So happy you're here.
32:05This week, we challenged our All-Stars to sell monster merch on the Home Spooky Network.
32:11All-Stars, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
32:17Above up the house.
32:19Category is Paris, France.
32:22Up first, Dawn.
32:26Bonsoir.
32:26It is me, the fashion rock.
32:28Did somebody say rabies?
32:32Listen, I've never been to Paris, but I love the movie Ratatouille.
32:35Paris has a real rap problem.
32:38This dress is fashion, it's camp, and it's quintessential Dawn with an elevated little twist.
32:44Listen, I hear that she gets all the tales.
32:51Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
32:54Rue, her pussy is literally on fire.
32:57For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.
33:01The candles are lit up.
33:03The smoke is coming out of the dress.
33:05Only you can prevent runway fires.
33:08And I have about 20,000 skulls on me.
33:12And they're all from former Rue Girls.
33:14Just kidding.
33:15Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.
33:19Death actually becomes her.
33:20Yes, it does.
33:24Up next, lucky stars.
33:26Pop goes the easel.
33:30I am the Lou, darling.
33:32And I have on the biggest paint palette in the world.
33:36And probably the biggest headpiece in drag race history.
33:40You gotta fact-shake that shit.
33:42Oh, she's giving us an Eiffel.
33:45I'm so fucking proud of it.
33:47I am just feeling so accomplished right now.
33:49Bidding starts at $20.
33:53Up next, Mystique Summers.
33:55The notes of this perfume are, you cannot afford me.
33:58Oh, oh, oh.
33:59I'm giving the black Charlize Theron her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance, which is based in Paris.
34:07Spray a little fragrance here, a little there.
34:09Very, very regal-like.
34:11This look is Dior-able.
34:14This might become a signature Mystique look.
34:17Clock that body.
34:18Watch out, Rihanna.
34:21Up next, Akira C. Davenport.
34:25Ooh, bitch, we are bananas this week.
34:27Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.
34:30Baker?
34:31I don't even know him.
34:33Yes, I made this.
34:34Bitch, I think this is a thousand bananas.
34:36And guess what?
34:37They're all fully rhinestone.
34:39How much for just one banana?
34:40Mmm, a point.
34:41Oh.
34:43I feel so sexy.
34:44Like, you girls can't take all of this.
34:47She put the ass in potassium.
34:51Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
34:54Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.
34:56I know her very well.
34:57I'm giving Joan of Arc French heroine.
35:00Ooh, who needs a purse?
35:02Joan of Arc is also a style of cutlery, so that is on my armor.
35:06And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.
35:09What the fork?
35:11Joan of Arc fought for what is right.
35:13She fought against tyranny.
35:14And I love a strong woman.
35:16God told her to do it.
35:29Welcome, Queens.
35:31Tournament of All-Stars rules are in full effect.
35:35Tonight, I'll name the top two All-Stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
35:40Then, the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
35:49Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.
35:52The top two Queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
35:58And the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.
36:03Yeah.
36:04Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
36:06First up, Dawn.
36:08You gave us buzzkill razor.
36:12And you were in control, and you were leading it.
36:15And it felt very believable.
36:18You did a great job with the constant hustling and thinking of things to say.
36:22Oh, do I have a deal for you!
36:23And I love this look.
36:26Your eye makeup is just gorgeous.
36:27You're like a beautiful rat.
36:30I get told that a lot.
36:31You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn.
36:35And it's been lovely to watch.
36:37Thank you so much.
36:38That means a lot.
36:39All right, up next, Morphine Love Dion.
36:42Morphine, I love this look.
36:44Honey, let me tell you something.
36:44A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.
36:47Uh-uh, never.
36:48I'm just transfixed by this skeletor thing moving with you while you talk.
36:53It's really amazing.
36:54I just shaved really deep.
36:56In your shopping presentation, I thought you two were wonderful together.
37:00Kudos to you for being covered in gross, disgusting blood and doing the bald cap thing, because it was gross.
37:06But you made it funny.
37:07I wasn't as big a fan.
37:10Dawn created a rapport with the people at home, but you did not.
37:14You're there to get people to buy things.
37:16I never wanted to buy your meat.
37:20Up next, Lucky Stars.
37:22Lucky, I have to say, I didn't know what type of vampire you were.
37:27So I was inspired by a fungus.
37:28I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.
37:30But it didn't help to sell the product the way maybe a more traditional take on a vampire would have.
37:35I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky, was when it was Dawn, I still didn't know what you
37:39were really selling.
37:40There were some misinterpretations that were unintentionally funny.
37:46You didn't know what kosher was.
37:48You live in Florida.
37:50I wish you had paid as much attention to what you were selling that you do in your drag, because
37:56the details here are magnificent.
37:58This outfit is amazing.
38:00You are gorgeous tonight.
38:02Thank you so much.
38:03I appreciate that.
38:04That's an honor.
38:05Up next, Mystique Summers.
38:08Mystique, when Lucky felt insecure or not sure about what she was going to say next, you were there.
38:13Every one of those bags I would have bought.
38:16The way that you came around in front of the counter and told me they had death certificates.
38:21That's right.
38:22It was just everything.
38:23You had done your homework.
38:24You were a little mean.
38:26I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
38:28But you were good.
38:30This outfit, I love the color.
38:31The concept for Paris is light.
38:34I think you're doing like a perfume ad.
38:36Correct.
38:36I think it's dazzling.
38:38And you look gorgeous.
38:39Your makeup is beautiful.
38:40But I just wonder if there was maybe a way to really drive home that reference a little bit better.
38:44Okay.
38:45Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
38:48Akeria, baby, you sold me a wrap.
38:51Listen, it was woven by your subjects.
38:53Yes.
38:54Come on, Queen TT.
38:55Queen TT.
38:56You, lady, were my favorite.
38:57I laughed out loud more times than I did watching anybody else.
39:01There were so many lines that I quoted afterwards that I thought were really just so genuinely funny.
39:05And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
39:09You looked great.
39:10And you have a very distinctive personality.
39:12But my issue had to do with looking at the camera.
39:15Because when you don't look at the camera, it feels like what you're saying with your body language is,
39:19don't look at me, I want to defer to my partner.
39:23Now, this concept here is so fabulous.
39:27I've never seen a Josephine Baker done this way.
39:29It's very, very smart.
39:30And you look so beautiful.
39:34Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
39:36You chose Joan of Arc.
39:37Of course you did.
39:38I think my favorite part about this is that hair.
39:40That hair is such a fun shape and cut out.
39:44This is what we're looking for on an all-star stage.
39:46That level of wink, wink, nudge, nudge, but done to a couture level.
39:51And that's what this looks like.
39:53Just beautiful.
39:54In the Television Shopping Network segment, I loved how you worked with the product.
39:59I thought it was great how you prepared the part of your skin to show and show the before and
40:05after.
40:05I thought that was really smart.
40:06Favorite line.
40:07When Akira said, does it come in deceased?
40:09And you said, it comes in white.
40:11I thought you were really good.
40:13You had bits.
40:14You had product information all prepared.
40:17You delivered a host.
40:19Thank you, all-stars.
40:20I think we've heard enough.
40:22While you untuck, the judges and I will deliberate.
40:25Oh, and one last detail.
40:28This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ point on the main stage,
40:34immediately following the final lip sync.
40:38You may leave the stage.
40:42All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
40:45Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
40:48I think we can all across this panel agree that Dawn did pretty much everything right.
40:53She seemed the most like a host that you would see on QVC or HSN.
40:57And I just loved the Parisian rat.
41:00It was so clever and so chic.
41:02Christina, but I think you meant so squeak.
41:05What I loved about Morphine was basically her connection to Dawn.
41:08She just really relied on the camaraderie she had with Dawn, which was good.
41:13But the Phantom of the Opera look was so well done, so great.
41:18This is where she was strong at.
41:20Lucky was flat.
41:21She was treading water.
41:23I mean, I've seen Nosferatu, honey, but that was just Nos, don't do it.
41:26But I really thought her runway look was fantastic.
41:30I like Mystique.
41:32She was a hit for me in the infomercial.
41:34She made a mistake to me, which was allowing the person that you're working with to annoy her.
41:38It was kind of funny because it gave her an angle.
41:41I loved the way she looked on the runway, but it was not the same level of concept or execution
41:47that the other girls did.
41:49Well, I do have to say that Akiria was one of my favorites next to Mystique.
41:53I think that she did sell it.
41:55I thought she was funny.
41:56I thought she had lines.
41:57She sold that rap.
41:58Yeah, you're right.
41:59She did have some prepared stuff, which was good.
42:02Could have been better.
42:03But the Paris look was fabulous, and I'm here for it.
42:07Morgan is one of the most quick-witted kids that I have ever met, and she nailed this challenge.
42:14Her Joan of Arc look was incredible, and it was so perfectly executed.
42:18You expect a drag queen to take an editorial viewpoint that is unexpected, that's beautiful, and that's exactly what she
42:25did with this Joan of Arc look.
42:27All right, silence.
42:28I have made my decision.
42:30Really?
42:31Yes, I have.
42:33Bring back my all-stars.
42:42Welcome back, all-stars.
42:44Based on your home spooky network performances and your Paris, France runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
42:53The top two all-stars of the week are...
43:00Dawn
43:03And Morgan McMichaels
43:23This week, you were both top sellers, but tonight, there can only be one winner.
43:32Two all-stars stand before me.
43:35Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the
43:44Tournament of All-Stars.
43:46The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
43:56I'm one point off of the semifinals, Dawn has six, Akira has six, I have five. One extra point could
44:02make or break me. Still never won a lip-sync. In fact, I've lost to Morgan already, and I feel
44:08like winning the lip-sync is the only way to, like, secure my spot. I want to get this fucking
44:13cat.
44:13Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
44:19We're about to be up on night, waking up with zombies. So put your bars all over me. You saw
44:25me, boy. You saw me, boy.
44:33See you over there, in the back of this party, and your girlfriend isn't here. Yeah, your girlfriend isn't here.
44:39Boy inside a cage, looking angry and tired, like you've been up to things. Like you've been up to things.
44:47Cause you're an animal, an animal, and you're closing in all my eyes.
44:54I'm on the street street, and I'm so tired. I could be a type, cause I'll be lying. Now I
45:01can't see the street.
45:03Morgan is giving me the rocker chick fantasies, and Don is giving me a sickening rat.
45:13I don't want you to stay, but I can watch you walk away. I think about you in my dreams.
45:27You're better off of a scene.
45:32You're better off of a scene.
45:32I don't want you to stay, but I'll see you in my dreams.
45:38I'll see you in my dreams.
45:39I can't see the street at night, so I'm tired.
45:42I can't be a type, cause I'll be lying.
45:45Now I can't see the street.
45:48I can't see the street at night.
45:49I can't be a type, cause I'll be lying.
46:11All stars, I've made my decision.
46:23You've won a cash tip of $10,000, and you've earned an extra point.
46:31Contragulations.
46:33Akira, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique, please step forward.
46:47Bottom four.
46:48It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the most valuable
46:55queen of the week.
46:56Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
47:04In the event of a tie, the final decision of who moves forward will be mine to make.
47:10Currently, Dawn has seven points.
47:14Akira has six points.
47:16Morgan has five points.
47:19Morphine and Lucky have two points each.
47:21And Mystique has one point.
47:26Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.
47:32This point ceremony is very gaggy, because you don't know what is going to happen.
47:36The emotions are high.
47:37Morphine is crying.
47:38Dawn is sitting there with all these points.
47:40Morgan and Akira are so close.
47:43Mystique is over there.
47:45Still mad about Kate.
47:46I don't know what is going to happen now.
47:48Lipsticks down.
47:52Akira.
47:53Which queen gets your MVQ point?
47:59The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week showed me a new side of friendship and
48:05sisterhood.
48:05I know this decision could really take me out this game.
48:10I'm really being fucked in the brain right now.
48:12Like, with no lube.
48:15I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away.
48:20To Morgan McMichaels.
48:22Thank you, sister.
48:28That takes Morgan to six points.
48:31Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?
48:35This queen is someone who has been like a guardian angel to me, and she inspires me to believe in
48:41myself.
48:42And I've decided on this night to give my point to Morgan McMichaels.
48:52That takes Morgan to seven points.
48:58Morphe, who gets your MVQ point?
49:03This queen, I couldn't be here without her.
49:07She's my sister.
49:08And I'm so proud of her.
49:10And I just want her to move forward and represent season 16.
49:13So, my point goes to my sister Dawn.
49:16Thank you, baby.
49:17I love you.
49:20That takes Dawn to eight points.
49:23Dawn has made it into the semifinals.
49:25But Akiri and I are both still in the running.
49:28There's only one point left.
49:30The point coming from Mystique Summers in Madison.
49:33So, is it a bit nail biting?
49:35Fuck yeah, it's nail biting.
49:37Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?
49:44Being last in line, I'm the wild card because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.
49:49And my point can change everything.
49:52It's all about who you truly believe in and who you want to represent your bracket.
49:58I believe in this one person.
50:00I believe they have what it takes because they're so humble and pretty much an underdog that everybody should watch
50:06out for.
50:07I'm giving Maya a point too.
50:12Akiriya.
50:16That takes Akiriya to seven points.
50:18Thank you so much.
50:20Oh, fuck, bitch.
50:21That's a tie.
50:22That dusty crusty hole.
50:26All stars.
50:28All the points for this bracket have now been awarded.
50:31Which means, Dawn, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals.
50:37Condragulation.
50:39What the fuck?
50:40I get to go to the semifinals.
50:42I don't know what to do.
50:43I don't know how to handle it.
50:45I think I get a cat.
50:46I think I get a cat.
50:48Morgan Akiriya.
50:50With seven points each, you're tied for second place.
50:54And I am the tiebreaker.
50:56I want this so bad, but Morgan is somebody I see as a real sister.
51:00And my heart has just literally shit itself.
51:05Based on your performances tonight, and all season long, I've made my decision.
51:13I really want to go.
51:14And I really want Akiriya to go.
51:16But Dawn already got one spot.
51:18So, fingers crossed that it's me.
51:25Akiriya, you are moving on to the semifinals.
51:28Conjagulation.
51:32Oh!
51:32I'm in the fucking semifinals.
51:34I want to run up to Rue and kiss her right now.
51:36She probably would have cursed me out.
51:37And it would have been okay.
51:38Because I was still going to the semifinals.
51:43Had there been any other bitch, I'd be pissed.
51:45But it's Akiriya, and that bitch is a force to be reckoned with.
51:48And I love her to pieces.
51:50Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
51:54All is not lost.
51:57You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.
52:03At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens to be entered into the
52:11wild card lottery.
52:13The one all-star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals.
52:18With a chance to win the grand prize of $200,000.
52:25Sick name.
52:26That's crazy.
52:28Queens, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all your hard work.
52:33And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
52:37Can I get an amen up in here?
52:39Amen.
52:40All right, now let the music play.
52:42For sure.
52:42With BuzzF
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