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فيلم Bears On A Ship مترجم اون لاين - Episode 1
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00:00:28Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
00:00:51I don't know, I hear it with at least one of those shots.
00:00:53I got a dart in it, too, so I'm surprised it's still standing.
00:00:57All right, I think it went down that way, man.
00:00:58All right, be careful.
00:01:19Are you sure they're going to pay us what they said they was going to pay us?
00:01:22Of course they're going to pay us what they said they was going to pay us.
00:01:24Just got to get to those goddamn bears for all those other bounty hunters do.
00:01:27That way, we get a bonus.
00:01:30Can you double-check?
00:01:31I mean, that's a lot of money, man.
00:01:33Look, I got the whole conversation recorded, all right?
00:01:36Let me see.
00:01:36Let me play it back for you.
00:01:37Look at this.
00:01:40You know, we should be there by morning.
00:01:42These bears don't stand a chance against our team.
00:01:45The Joe Bear can vouch for us on that.
00:01:46Ain't that right, boss?
00:01:48You need to shut the fuck up now!
00:01:50Now, you will pay us the money we agreed upon, correct?
00:01:54You bring us the bears.
00:01:56We will bring the money you asked for.
00:01:58Very simple.
00:02:00Always plan to do business.
00:02:03Don't let us down.
00:02:06Shit.
00:02:07Go get us some bears, huh?
00:02:09All right.
00:02:09We'll split up, all right?
00:02:10You go that way.
00:02:33Come on, Bessie.
00:02:36Right between the lines.
00:02:52I'll see him.
00:03:13What the hell am I supposed to tell the bowling team now?
00:06:28Okay, see you then.
00:06:30It'll be good to have you back.
00:06:35God.
00:06:39Office already?
00:06:41It'll be fine.
00:06:42We'll be at your hair appointments.
00:06:45Look at us.
00:06:46We're living our busy married lives already.
00:06:50Cheers.
00:06:51Cheers.
00:06:53There's a problem.
00:06:55There's a strike.
00:06:56No more flights.
00:06:57Excuse me?
00:06:58How can there be no flights?
00:07:00The union approved a strike today.
00:07:02The last flight left five minutes ago.
00:07:04You can't be serious.
00:07:06There has to be another flight somewhere.
00:07:08It's a countrywide union.
00:07:10If their demands are not met, nobody leaves.
00:07:14This is complete bullshit.
00:07:17This is complete bullshit.
00:07:17We can sue this whole damn airport, you know.
00:07:20We're Americans.
00:07:24Senora, is there any way that we can get back to the States now?
00:07:28Ahora?
00:07:29Not on an airplane.
00:07:31My boyfriend works on a ship with his uncle.
00:07:33They're leaving the port today and we're arriving at the States tomorrow in the morning.
00:07:38I can see if they're taking passengers.
00:07:40That's your best bet.
00:07:43The office.
00:07:45My hair.
00:07:48Call your boyfriend.
00:07:50Don't worry, my friends.
00:07:52We're going to get you to that ship before it leaves.
00:07:58I am the fastest driver in all of Maine.
00:08:02Hey, I think we have a little bit of time.
00:08:05Senor, do you have to drive so fast?
00:08:25Don't worry, my child.
00:08:27That's it for tea, Pizza Girl.
00:08:28Yeah, gracias.
00:08:56Hey, what's up, tío?
00:08:57How's it going, Juanito?
00:08:58How's it going, tío?
00:08:59Good, good to see you.
00:09:00How's the prep coming along?
00:09:01Yeah, we're almost done.
00:09:04Almost done.
00:09:05You know we sell a tin, right?
00:09:07Yes, sir.
00:09:08The only thing that's left is the engine room, so...
00:09:11Shit, the engine room.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:12This guy's gonna give me a heart attack.
00:09:14Let me take care of that shit show.
00:09:15I'll be back.
00:09:20How we doing?
00:09:23You hear those engines?
00:09:25Sounds to me like we're doing fine.
00:09:28Are we gonna be on time?
00:09:30When have I ever been late, Carlos?
00:09:32Yeah, yeah, I hear you.
00:09:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:35Answer my question.
00:09:37When have I ever been late, Carlos?
00:09:40You know I'm the captain of this ship.
00:09:42Yeah, and I'm the chief engineer.
00:09:43See, without the engine...
00:09:45There is no ship.
00:09:47See, you may be a captain up there.
00:09:50But down here, I'm the captain now.
00:09:54Just make sure we leave on time.
00:09:56Clean this place up.
00:09:58It's a mess.
00:10:00Yeah, you know what?
00:10:01Make sure the kitchen's got enough fajitas for my men down here.
00:10:06All right, guys, so here's the deal, okay?
00:10:11My tío is offering any stranded passenger board for 1,000 pesos, okay?
00:10:17You get food, you get everything, okay?
00:10:19But the thing is, we're leaving now, so it's up to you.
00:10:23I'll let you talk, okay?
00:10:28I don't know, Bucky, what do you think?
00:10:32We're here.
00:10:34We might as well go.
00:10:37It's only 1,000 pesos.
00:10:38It's like five bucks U.S.
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41Come on.
00:10:43Here, watch your step.
00:10:46Oh, no, this thing is ancient.
00:10:48Yeah, I hope this thing makes it to the U.S.
00:10:51Have you ever been on anything like this before?
00:10:54Nothing without first-class service.
00:10:57All right, let's do it.
00:10:59Come on, I'll help you.
00:11:00The lounge is this way, okay?
00:11:04You'll be okay.
00:11:05Let's go.
00:11:06Don't worry.
00:11:12What?
00:11:12Where's the elevator?
00:11:21Oh, my God, Malcolm, you got to get lots of pictures.
00:11:24Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:11:27Oh, my goodness, the little mermaid.
00:11:30So nice.
00:11:31Come over here.
00:11:31Get one of me with the little mermaid.
00:11:36Jeez.
00:11:37Oh, you're beautiful.
00:11:39Excuse me, sir.
00:11:40Um, you mind taking a picture of me and my wife?
00:11:47Come on, right here.
00:11:53One more, one more.
00:11:54Please.
00:11:56Let's, okay, let's just do one with silly faces.
00:11:59Okay.
00:12:08All I had was ham and turkey, so I got you turkey.
00:12:12No, I don't like ham.
00:12:14I know, this one is turkey.
00:12:16Uh, turkey, turkey, turkey, turkey.
00:12:21Ham for me.
00:12:23Kate, I got you just.
00:12:25Adpil and water.
00:12:28The guy who gave me this time just said that we're supposed to leave at ten.
00:12:31It's almost ten now.
00:12:33Hope we don't leave late.
00:12:34Classes start tomorrow.
00:12:36Do you think we'll make it in time?
00:12:38Yeah, babe.
00:12:40Chill, okay?
00:12:41These things have to run on time or else they'll be late.
00:12:44They'll get a bad...
00:12:53Or else they'll get bad Yelp reviews.
00:12:56Come on, babe.
00:12:56Just for a little bit.
00:12:57Play with my beard.
00:12:58No, I'm not playing with your beard in front of a bunch of strangers.
00:13:00Plus, I'm still mad at you.
00:13:03Come on.
00:13:03You weren't mad at me when we did it last night.
00:13:07That was before you abandoned me at the hotel to get high with the bellhop.
00:13:11Babe, I didn't abandon you.
00:13:12It was a California kush.
00:13:14I got a little high and just forgot about you.
00:13:16Can you hear yourself?
00:13:20I feel like I'm in a spew.
00:13:21I hate being seasick.
00:13:23They should have been started moving yet.
00:13:25Yeah, but it's called seasickness, not shipsickness.
00:13:28Man, I can't believe we're stuck on this boat.
00:13:30Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:13:31I'd rather be on a plane myself.
00:13:33But being on a boat has its perks.
00:13:36Take a look at that blonde over there.
00:13:39Now, normally, I'm not into blondes.
00:13:42But I like those braids, man.
00:13:45I like those braids.
00:13:47This has the crustal on it.
00:13:51Kate, you seriously look awful.
00:13:55I am awful.
00:13:57Oh, I keep warning you not to go out clubbing until 7 a.m., but do you ever learn or
00:14:00listen?
00:14:01Do you listen to your brain when it tells you to mind your own damn business?
00:14:14Hey, Kate, listen.
00:14:15You're such a great person, by the way.
00:14:17But I fought someone else.
00:14:18You're gonna have to find yourself a new sugar daddy.
00:14:20Are you fucking kidding me?
00:14:22Oh, or the phone.
00:14:25Well, there was my textbooks next semester.
00:14:29Fucking Tesla drivers.
00:14:31Keep it down.
00:14:32I think people are starting to stare.
00:14:33And honestly, he was so nerdy.
00:14:35Probably doing you a favor.
00:14:43Hey, Katie.
00:14:45I know we've had our fun and everything.
00:14:48But I think after seeing some of your crazy snaps and stories from last night,
00:14:58it's better that we end our, uh, arrangement.
00:15:03I'm sure that you'll have no trouble finding another, uh, how do you say, sugar daddy?
00:15:15Motherfucker.
00:15:17Another one.
00:15:18Don't judge me.
00:15:19I live in California.
00:15:21All right, guys.
00:15:23Come in this way.
00:15:25Welcome.
00:15:28Okay, see that guy?
00:15:29Don't look.
00:15:29Don't make eye contact with that guy, okay?
00:15:32All right.
00:15:33That's pretty much it, guys.
00:15:34Uh, we are short on live vests.
00:15:36But if you want one, I can guarantee you 5,000 pesos, okay?
00:15:39All right.
00:15:40See you, guys.
00:15:42Thanks.
00:15:44Look at these vatos.
00:15:45Fancy.
00:15:47Baby, these people are weird.
00:15:49Just don't make eye contact.
00:15:51Probably start begging for money or something.
00:15:55Yeah, they look like millionaires.
00:15:59Some people have all the luck.
00:16:01Then there's me.
00:16:04You're doing amazing, sweetie.
00:16:07Don't Christian or me.
00:16:10I love my bears.
00:16:13I don't lock them bears up.
00:16:14Those bears are my friends.
00:16:19I invite families over.
00:16:21Friends.
00:16:22Friends.
00:16:23And sometimes we open up like a petting zoo, and everybody loves them bears.
00:16:28You can't just lock up bears.
00:16:31They're the mother's creatures.
00:16:33They deserve to live in the wild and be free with all creation.
00:16:38Once you catch them bears, you gotta put them in cages.
00:16:41You gotta.
00:16:43Aren't you going to say something?
00:16:46Right on, brother.
00:16:48No.
00:16:49Not righteous, brother.
00:16:51Oh.
00:16:54Sometimes, Bob, I really don't understand you.
00:17:02Headache?
00:17:05No, these are placenta pills.
00:17:07I'm a level 10 vegan, and this is how I get my protein.
00:17:11Placenta pills?
00:17:12What the hell?
00:17:13What the hell is placenta pills?
00:17:15Yeah, they're only available, like, in Mexico and Belgium.
00:17:18Yeah, that's gross.
00:17:20You're gross.
00:17:22Can I try one?
00:17:23The captain is so pissed right now.
00:17:26The engine guys, they're going to get it.
00:17:28Shut up, Chris.
00:17:29I'm not your friend.
00:17:33Hey, boss.
00:17:35Why does everyone else get to work up on the deck?
00:17:37All the blacks got to work in the engine room.
00:17:39Well, hold on, man.
00:17:40You a brother, too?
00:17:41Man, I thought you was a white boy with a bunch of engine grease on your face.
00:17:49Hey, it's 10.
00:17:50We're supposed to be leaving.
00:17:51I thought you were never late.
00:17:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:17:53I hear you.
00:17:53I hear you.
00:17:54All right?
00:17:55Look, just give me five more minutes.
00:17:56I thought you were never late.
00:17:58I'm not late.
00:17:59Now give me five more minutes.
00:18:03This guy.
00:18:06This guy.
00:18:16This guy.
00:18:58Oh, no, baby, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
00:19:04Yeah, you're not kidding.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:08Well, it's going to have to do.
00:19:22Sir!
00:19:24David, I just heard what happened today.
00:19:28I'm on my way back now, sir.
00:19:29I'm going to take care of everything tomorrow.
00:19:32I've got a plan in place.
00:19:33I'm going to implement.
00:19:34It's going to be...
00:19:34I'm very disappointed, David.
00:19:36And me being disappointed is not good for you.
00:19:41I know.
00:19:42I know.
00:19:44If you knew anything, I would not be making this phone call.
00:19:48I'll get all of this taken care of, or else you'll be spending the rest of your days scraping rust
00:19:54off iron.
00:20:00This is my life.
00:20:13Come on, babe.
00:20:15We've got no choice.
00:20:19Why does it look like it has gonorrhea?
00:20:22Oh, my God.
00:20:24Wow.
00:20:26Yo, is this not the coolest thing you've ever seen?
00:20:30I love it.
00:20:31Make sure you're giving a lot of pictures.
00:20:33You're right.
00:20:36Oh, my goodness.
00:20:41This is beautiful.
00:20:42Baby.
00:20:47Nice.
00:20:48Yes.
00:20:49Nice.
00:20:50Perfect for an ending.
00:20:51Oh, hold on.
00:20:53It's Huey.
00:20:55Hey, bruh.
00:20:57Sis?
00:20:58Sis?
00:21:00Can you see me?
00:21:02You got connection?
00:21:05What?
00:21:06I can't hear you.
00:21:07You got connection?
00:21:11Hey, Huey.
00:21:12Hey, what time do you need me to pick you up from the airport?
00:21:16Our flight got canceled.
00:21:17You didn't check your messages?
00:21:19What?
00:21:19Our flight got canceled.
00:21:21Sis?
00:21:23We're on a ship.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25A ship?
00:21:27We're on a ship selling back to the States.
00:21:30Selling black pickle cakes.
00:21:31Hello?
00:21:36He'll call.
00:21:37He'll call back.
00:21:47Babe, how the hell did you pack this?
00:21:51I mean, I can't find my lucky bracelet.
00:21:54I'm gonna help you find it as soon as I'm finished with this, okay?
00:22:01Hello, students.
00:22:03I hope everybody had a wonderful spring break.
00:22:05Make sure everyone is in class tomorrow.
00:22:08This will not be online.
00:22:10Zoom mess.
00:22:11Or whatever.
00:22:128 a.m. sharp, please.
00:22:14I'm so nervous.
00:22:16I really hope we'll make it on time.
00:22:19Maybe going to Mexico wasn't a good idea.
00:22:22If you went out of state on vacation, that was definitely a bad idea.
00:22:28Come on.
00:22:31Listen, Jazz.
00:22:35I think we need to talk.
00:22:39Come on, babe.
00:22:40You're not gonna turn me down again, just to...
00:22:43Are you really trying to seduce me?
00:22:44It sucks.
00:22:45Really?
00:22:47You know, if you don't want to do anything,
00:22:49I might have to go find some weed.
00:22:51I'm not changing my mind.
00:22:53But...
00:22:53Go, leave!
00:23:07Oh, my God.
00:23:08Did you see Stacy and Smokey fighting last night?
00:23:10They're a mess.
00:23:11No, but I heard Jasmine and Preston fighting.
00:23:14Why?
00:23:15You're so cute.
00:23:16They need to get their life together, I swear.
00:23:19Um...
00:23:19What are you looking at?
00:23:21Bro, TikTok has me on baby talk right now.
00:23:24Okay, you need to slow down.
00:23:28What are you on?
00:23:30Um, something else.
00:23:32Why?
00:23:34Are you on the apps right now?
00:23:36Listen.
00:23:39Why are you on the apps?
00:23:41You just hooked up with the bartender last night.
00:23:43All I will say is muy caliente.
00:23:46Gracias, Daddy.
00:23:48Ew.
00:23:48That's racist.
00:23:50Oh, I love Mexico.
00:23:52Oh, my God.
00:23:53I love Mexico.
00:24:09Can you believe that guy?
00:24:13His vibes were just so negative.
00:24:18Those bears deserve to be free.
00:24:21Nature is freedom.
00:24:24I agree, babe.
00:24:30I need to cleanse my chakras.
00:24:33Mota?
00:24:34I don't have any.
00:24:38I bet those teenagers got some weed downstairs.
00:24:41Let me go check.
00:24:49I just really need to express positive energies.
00:25:16Love, love, love.
00:25:25Beers, bears, bears.
00:25:33Love, love, love.
00:25:43Beers, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:25:55bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:25:56bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:25:58bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:26:02bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:26:03bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears,
00:26:27hey smokey what's going on buddy i miss you already i uh oh i wanted to tell you if you
00:26:33haven't gone through airport security yet be careful because i put a little bag in your bag
00:26:41all right just a little bit it's good though all right but i would i wouldn't go anywhere
00:26:45near until you know we'll come back to mexico soon miss you buddy look at the butt on that
00:26:50i'm out of here smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke what do you mean you want to break up with me
00:27:07i just feel like we're two different people since when
00:27:13i don't know forever well that's news to me all i'm saying is i'm trying to find my lucky bracelet
00:27:23and you're over there doing school emails look we're two different people we should just see
00:27:28other people is there someone else no there's no one else it's just that you're boring as
00:27:38shit excuse me i'm boring all you talk about is school and reading and emails and essays
00:27:47i want a girl that's gonna party i want a girl that'll let me go wild on that ass
00:27:52cocaine off of that ass i paid for you to come on this trip and i do everything for you
00:27:57everything
00:27:58and i never say anything because i love you and now you're dumping me because i want to finish school
00:28:03educate myself oh yeah that's just boring get the fuck out no this get out this is my room too
00:28:12get out
00:28:21hey man why do they call you joe bear what do you think because i love bears man oh that's
00:28:27awesome
00:28:28why do they call you smoky because i love smoking man why do they call you bob bob why do
00:28:37they call
00:28:37you bob i fucking love bob man i'm so tense you all right man yeah i'm good i'm just chilling
00:28:47i think
00:28:48you need to double hey you want some more no man i'm really i'm good
00:28:53you
00:29:18you
00:29:30you
00:29:33you
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00:30:08Transcription by CastingWords
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00:31:06I bet if I let this bear out, the hippy lady would suck my balls.
00:31:10I bet if I let this bear out, the hippy lady would suck my balls.
00:31:50I bet if I let this bear out, the hippy lady would suck my balls.
00:31:54I bet if I let this bear out, the hippy lady would suck my balls.
00:32:16I bet if I let this bear out, the hippy lady would suck my balls.
00:32:41What is it?
00:32:42What do you see?
00:32:43I don't know.
00:32:44It kind of looks like...
00:32:47Oh shit!
00:32:48What?
00:32:49Help me!
00:32:50I'm being eaten alive!
00:32:53I'm eating!
00:32:54Oh god!
00:32:55Oh it hurts!
00:32:57Matt!
00:32:58Matt!
00:33:00Matt!
00:33:00Matt!
00:33:01Fuck!
00:33:02Get in your rooms!
00:33:03Now!
00:33:10There is definitely something going on here.
00:33:12Come on babe, we can't stay here.
00:33:14What is it?
00:33:14No idea.
00:33:15Just grab your things.
00:33:16Let's go.
00:33:22Let's go.
00:33:26Let's go.
00:33:28Let's go.
00:33:30Let's go.
00:33:36Let's go.
00:34:04Excuse me miss.
00:34:06To the stateroom.
00:34:07It's not safe here.
00:34:24You hear that?
00:34:25Yeah.
00:34:26What is that?
00:34:28I want to go see what's going on with my damn ship.
00:34:29Keep us on course when I'm gone.
00:34:31Okay.
00:34:31Alright.
00:34:32Careful uncle.
00:34:34Alright.
00:34:35Let's see.
00:34:38Alright.
00:34:45Let's see.
00:34:46Hello?
00:34:47Briggs.
00:34:48You there?
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:50It's me.
00:34:51Why?
00:34:51What the hell is going on up there?
00:34:53We got tigers on this damn boat?
00:34:56Shit.
00:34:57Don't see.
00:34:57Don't see.
00:34:58Don't see.
00:34:59Is that a fucking thing?
00:35:00Don't see.
00:35:01What the hell is that dog?
00:35:03Shit.
00:35:03I don't want to die like this.
00:35:05No.
00:35:07No.
00:35:09No.
00:35:11No.
00:35:11No.
00:35:13No.
00:35:32Good news today, the unions and the airlines have reached an agreement, effectively ending
00:35:38the strike. Airports are open, planes are boarding, people are excited to be flying again.
00:35:48Yeah, still fuck them.
00:35:59Kate, have you seen Preston? I thought he was with you.
00:36:03No, we got into this really big fight and I pushed him away. Have you seen him?
00:36:06No, I haven't. I'm sure he's okay though. I mean, with his lucky bracelet, he's always okay.
00:36:38Get out of here.
00:36:38I love you.
00:37:12Tristan! What are you doing? We have to help him!
00:37:14Jasmine, he's gone.
00:37:15Jasmine, you can't go out there.
00:37:17Listen, I don't know what's going on, but we've got to come up with something quick.
00:37:25You mean to tell me you brought a live bear on this ship and it's just running around out of
00:37:30control?
00:37:31Sure the hell sounds like it.
00:37:34Hey, Jesus Christ.
00:37:35Bears. Like live, full-grown, man-eating fucking bears!
00:37:39Oh no, I didn't see this in a brochure.
00:37:41Right.
00:37:44These are highly dangerous bears. These bears are my friends!
00:37:47These bears are my family!
00:37:53Okay, this is completely different than the bear cruise I went on last year.
00:37:57What?
00:37:57What?
00:37:59You're fucking sick, man.
00:38:08All right, I found a few of my men eaten alive on the ship. Who wants to tell me what's
00:38:13going on?
00:38:14Sounds to me like someone let the goddamn bears out of the cage!
00:38:20You got more of those guns on this ship? What are we supposed to do about bears?
00:38:24Who can protect us, right?
00:38:26Well, I've got guns.
00:38:28Me too.
00:38:29Now, wait just a goddamn minute.
00:38:31These are some of the most ferocious, rare bears anywhere in the world.
00:38:37They killed two of my men when we were trying to capture two of my men.
00:38:44Those bears facing your men and facing me are two completely different things.
00:38:49And why's that?
00:38:52Because I'm Mexican.
00:39:13Great. Now what are we going to do?
00:39:17You ever handle firearms?
00:39:19Now, wait just a damn minute.
00:39:20Wait for what? Those bears eat us?
00:39:23Them bears is rare bears from the Mexican jungle.
00:39:27God damn you inbred son of a bitch!
00:39:30Mexican jungle bears!
00:39:35There's got to be a way to subdue those bears without killing them.
00:39:42Bears are not controllable.
00:39:44We're not talking about puppies here.
00:39:47You ain't gonna hurt my bears.
00:39:49How many bears are on this ship?
00:39:53You just, just two?
00:39:54Well, that's two too many.
00:40:03Have you seen Smokey? Is he here yet?
00:40:06Do you think it was him?
00:40:06Well, I don't think it was not him.
00:40:13Oh, thank God!
00:40:16Are you back? Where do I pick you up?
00:40:19Huey, listen! Bears are attacking our ship!
00:40:23What?
00:40:24Bears are attacking our ship!
00:40:26Bears are attacking your ship?
00:40:32What in the wild, wild world of sports is going on over there?
00:40:36I don't know!
00:40:37Call the Coast Guard!
00:40:38Hello?
00:40:40Hello?
00:40:42What do we do now?
00:40:44We arm ourselves.
00:40:46We find the safe room on the ship and wait there.
00:40:48There's too many doors around here to guard.
00:40:51Now, wait a minute.
00:40:53I'm gonna get my tranks and I'm gonna take care of it myself.
00:40:57Take care of it myself.
00:41:00Your tranks will just piss them off.
00:41:04They'll be dead before they take effect.
00:41:07You ain't gonna kill my bears.
00:41:09Ain't gonna kill them.
00:41:11Hey, hey!
00:41:12Hey!
00:41:13Has anyone seen my woman?
00:41:16Nancy?
00:41:17Is it...
00:41:19Nancy!
00:41:20Nancy!
00:41:21Hey, don't, don't, don't!
00:41:24The hippie lady?
00:41:26What the hell? You just left us.
00:41:29He's gonna die out there.
00:41:32He's already dead.
00:41:37Excuse me.
00:41:38Do you have guns?
00:41:40Can you help me find my boyfriend?
00:41:42I know what we've heard, but it could have been someone else, right?
00:41:45Oh, shit!
00:41:45All right!
00:41:46Put the gun away!
00:41:47Nobody move!
00:41:47Calm down!
00:41:48Or else Goldilocks gets it!
00:41:51She don't even belong, you fucking idiot!
00:41:53It's not my fault!
00:41:54Nobody's gonna be hurting my bears.
00:41:56Nobody!
00:41:57Nobody.
00:41:59That's your fucking head!
00:42:01That wasn't my fault!
00:42:03It wasn't my fault!
00:42:04You fucking bastard!
00:42:05You got it!
00:42:05That wasn't my paper!
00:42:09Fuck!
00:42:13I'm sorry!
00:42:14I'm sorry!
00:42:14I'm sorry, Tucker, Tucker!
00:42:15No!
00:42:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:42:17I'm sorry!
00:42:18What the fuck?
00:42:19This is so dumb!
00:42:21Okay, listen to me, Tucker.
00:42:22You're gonna be fine, okay?
00:42:23Your mom's gonna be so fucking pissed if you come home dead, okay?
00:42:27How is he?
00:42:29Stop!
00:42:30He's gonna die from blood loss if I don't close this room quick.
00:42:32Is there anything here we can use?
00:42:36Why aren't you doing anything?
00:42:37I can't do anything. I'm putting pressure.
00:42:40I'm trying to stop the bleeding, but unless I can sew this up,
00:42:44my bag is in my cabin.
00:42:46What's the plan?
00:42:48All right.
00:42:51Everybody take a gun.
00:42:54First, we go get the bag.
00:42:57Then, we go get the girl.
00:43:00If we run across any bears, we shoot to kill.
00:43:04A gun?
00:43:05You've never used a gun in your life.
00:43:07Remember all those hunting trips with Daddy you flaked out on to go golfing instead?
00:43:11It's easy.
00:43:12Just point and pull that trigger.
00:43:15Right.
00:43:17Can I talk to you?
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:21What are you doing?
00:43:22What else can I do?
00:43:24We are not bear hunting, save the damsel in distress kind of people.
00:43:28We're the ones that get eaten first.
00:43:31It's not safe, please.
00:43:32You can't do this.
00:43:33This Jake guy, it looks like he knows what he's talking about.
00:43:35Okay, I trust him to keep us alive.
00:43:37And if that means listening to what he needs me to do, then that's what I'm going to do.
00:43:42What if you get hurt out there, all right?
00:43:43I'm just supposed to sit around not knowing if you're going to come back or not.
00:43:48Jake, you got another gun for my wife?
00:43:50A gun?
00:43:51Here you go, ma'am.
00:43:53Safety's off.
00:43:54Same instructions as I gave them.
00:43:56No, thank you.
00:43:57I've never used a gun before.
00:44:03Got it?
00:44:05All right.
00:44:05Keep your eyes open, Tucker.
00:44:07No, don't close your eyes.
00:44:08Keep your eyes on me, Tucker.
00:44:10Keep your eyes open.
00:44:12Look.
00:44:13Look, you stay here, handle things, okay?
00:44:16You need to keep them safe.
00:44:18Look at them.
00:44:19They need you.
00:44:21Look, you just stay here while we go out and hunt these monsters and rescue the girl.
00:44:25How am I supposed to help?
00:44:26I don't know what to do.
00:44:28Hey, hey, look at me.
00:44:31We'll be back in a moment, okay?
00:44:34Please.
00:44:34I can't do this without you.
00:44:41Stay with me, Tucker.
00:44:43Keep your eyes open.
00:44:45I don't know.
00:45:01God damn it, Smokey.
00:45:03Why haven't you texted me back?
00:45:04Hi.
00:45:05What's her name?
00:45:07Stacy.
00:45:09Stacy.
00:45:09Hi, Stacy.
00:45:10I'm Melissa.
00:45:11Missy.
00:45:13Um, listen, do you think you can help me move some of these chairs in front of the door
00:45:16so nothing big, hairy, and angry gets through?
00:45:19Sure.
00:45:20You must be worried about your friend over there.
00:45:23Yeah.
00:45:25Well, all our bravest men went out to get supplies, so I'm sure he'll be okay.
00:45:31I'm worried about my boyfriend, too.
00:45:33He hasn't shown up yet.
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:37I'm sure he's okay, too.
00:45:44Come on, Bears.
00:45:45Come with me.
00:45:47Come on.
00:45:48It's going to be all right.
00:45:49Yeah, it's just keep coming.
00:45:51Keep coming.
00:45:51I'm going to take you to freedom.
00:45:53You can be free with your brothers and sisters.
00:45:57It's going to be so wonderful, and I'm going to help you.
00:46:00You can trust me no more of that mean man, that mean man just locking up the cages and
00:46:07showing you to all those children.
00:46:10I'm going to take care of you, and I'm going to take you to the wild with your brothers and
00:46:15sisters.
00:46:16Oh, it's going to be so wonderful.
00:46:18Come on, my babies.
00:46:19Come on, babies.
00:46:20It's going to be okay.
00:46:22Everything's going to be wonderful now that Mom has taken care of you.
00:46:27Yes, just a little bit further.
00:46:29It's not safe for you down here.
00:46:31Keep coming.
00:46:32Keep coming.
00:46:33Yes, we're almost there.
00:46:34Come on, just a little bit closer.
00:46:36Yes.
00:46:42Everything's going to be so wonderful from now on.
00:46:47Just you and me.
00:46:52Rest!
00:47:23All right.
00:47:31we can't just stay in here all night man yeah no i agree how you think we're running
00:47:47we're good we're good all right all right let's just focus on that right
00:47:54hey if they need us right they'll call you're talking about they need us we're the heart of the
00:47:59ship if the injury ain't going we ain't going nowhere i know i don't hear no phone ringing
00:48:04so they don't need us right man because they did you sit up here and did the james
00:48:09man they just left just left part of james is outside that door all right i got an idea
00:48:18here you go check yeah i'll go out there and get killed you go check man
00:48:23it mr engine chief all right all right all right let's stay in two more minutes i'll call
00:48:28one
00:48:39here take this
00:48:44are you holding up i'm holding you oh i'm on a paradise cruise
00:48:52what's her to complain about i hear that
00:48:57how's the missy doing she's worried i'm sure she'll be safe up there
00:49:03are you married well i was that was a long time ago
00:49:10i even had a son and he passed away he was really young yeah sorry to hear that
00:49:22that's all right thanks
00:49:28oh
00:49:37There he is. Let's go. Jake. Jake, wait. Malcolm, come on. Hey, I found it.
00:50:07Sit down. What do I hold the pleasure again? So do you need both bears alive? Or do you need
00:50:14just one? Bring me both of the bears alive or you will be the one who dies.
00:50:38I'm sorry. He's gone. Tucker, no, wake up. Tucker, wake up. Wake up, please. Wake up. Tucker.
00:50:54I'm sorry. Don't touch me.
00:50:58I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Tucker. Oh, my God.
00:51:26Oh, my God.
00:51:41they ate my vienna the peachy osos hey hey did you see where jake went she was my everything
00:51:47we don't have time for this my wife needs her back stop
00:51:55don't move
00:51:58don't move
00:51:58the safe is on
00:52:00shit
00:52:01shit
00:52:01pick it up
00:52:03pick it up
00:52:11no
00:52:15no
00:52:19no
00:52:21no
00:52:25no
00:52:26stop
00:52:26stop
00:52:28stop
00:52:29stop
00:52:30stop
00:52:40What is yours at?
00:52:41It's with my wife.
00:52:42You gave it to your wife.
00:52:44I mean, Jake, that one's yours, so I thought mine should have one, too.
00:52:46Shit.
00:52:47I'm not there.
00:52:48Shoot!
00:52:54Fuck!
00:52:55Fuck!
00:53:15Hold it right there, action hero.
00:53:17Just let the girl go.
00:53:18This is between you and me.
00:53:21Dems my bears.
00:53:23You don't understand.
00:53:23They could be worth millions.
00:53:25I don't care.
00:53:26Please help me.
00:53:27Ow!
00:53:35Hello?
00:53:37Juan, give me some good news, man.
00:53:39What's the situation out there?
00:53:41We getting any help?
00:53:43Well, where's that damn uncle of yours?
00:53:47Well, we need a captain.
00:53:50Hello?
00:53:52Shit.
00:53:53What are we going to do, man?
00:53:56All right.
00:53:57Listen, you stay here, okay?
00:54:01I trust you with my baby.
00:54:02What?
00:54:03Look, I got to go out there and find Carlos.
00:54:05Well, y'all getting boo-boo out there?
00:54:07You see what they did to James?
00:54:10Hey, look, man.
00:54:11I'm going to take my ass out in the hallway.
00:54:13If you hear me screaming at all, you're letting my black ass back in.
00:54:17You're a goddamn liar.
00:54:18I'm not letting you back in.
00:54:19You're your own people.
00:54:22Well, I got you this damn job, man.
00:54:23You going to do me like that?
00:54:25Yeah, man.
00:54:25I'll let you in.
00:54:27All right, man.
00:54:27I don't lock that door.
00:54:32Coast Guard.
00:54:33Coast Guard.
00:54:34We have an emergency.
00:54:35Is anyone there?
00:54:36Coast Guard.
00:54:36Over.
00:54:38Roger.
00:54:38This is the Coast Guard vessel 1229.
00:54:40What's your location?
00:54:41Over.
00:54:42Oh, thank God.
00:54:43Thank God.
00:54:43Listen, we have an emergency here.
00:54:45We have bears eating people alive here, okay?
00:54:49Please send help.
00:54:51The location.
00:54:51What's your emergency?
00:54:53The location, the location.
00:54:55Okay, the emergency.
00:54:56I repeat.
00:54:57We have bears eating people alive, for crying out loud.
00:55:01All right?
00:55:02The location.
00:55:0336 degrees.
00:55:05We're traveling 23 nautical knots.
00:55:08I'm freaking out here, man.
00:55:10I don't really know where I'm at here, but hold on.
00:55:18Okay.
00:55:19Listen to what I'm fucking telling you, please.
00:55:21Okay?
00:55:21Listen to what I'm telling you, okay?
00:55:22We have bears eating people alive, okay?
00:55:26We are 36 degrees north off the Mexican waters.
00:55:30We're traveling 23 nautical miles, okay?
00:55:33We're going five knots, all right?
00:55:34So just fucking find us, for crying out loud, all right?
00:55:37I don't know what else to do here.
00:55:39Please send help.
00:55:40Over.
00:55:44Did you get my message?
00:55:46Say something, for crying out loud.
00:55:47This is not a joke.
00:55:53Are you fucking with us?
00:55:55I'm fucking with you.
00:55:58Now I'm not fucking with you!
00:55:59Get your ass over here, for crying out loud!
00:56:01God damn it!
00:56:11God damn it!
00:56:36God damn it!
00:56:36I'm going to go.
00:56:37Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio, Tio!
00:56:42Oh, fuck!
00:56:46God damn it!
00:57:00Bridge!
00:57:02Bridge!
00:57:09Come on!
00:57:10Come on!
00:57:15Come on!
00:57:18Come on!
00:57:19Come on!
00:57:22Breathe!
00:57:23Come on!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:24Come on!
00:57:25Come on!
00:57:25Come on!
00:57:25Come on!
00:57:26Come on!
00:57:27Come on!
00:57:28Come on!
00:57:29Come on!
00:57:32Come on!
00:57:35Carlos.
00:58:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, fuck.
00:58:33It's me.
00:58:33It's almost shot, so, bro, I'm fine.
00:58:35Oh, bro.
00:58:36Holy shit, me all right?
00:58:38Oh, it got me, bro.
00:58:39Holy shit.
00:58:40Oh, shit.
00:58:41Oh, I got him.
00:58:43I shot him.
00:58:44Is he dead?
00:58:45I don't know, man.
00:58:47I heard hella gunshots, and I think one of the passengers just got it.
00:58:50Fuck.
00:58:51Fuck.
00:58:52Where's my uncle?
00:58:53My uncle okay?
00:58:57I'm sorry, man.
00:58:58He's gone.
00:58:59He's gone, bro.
00:59:00Fuck, I'm gone.
00:59:01I was too late by the time I got there, man.
00:59:03Hey, I'm going to make sure you're the captain of this vessel now.
00:59:08Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:59:09Fuck this.
00:59:10I ain't, I, this is all yours, bro.
00:59:12I ain't never getting on this shit ever again, dog.
00:59:15Oh, fuck it.
00:59:17Just, just, just stay still.
00:59:19Aurora, Aurora, Aurora.
00:59:21This is naval captain Jackson.
00:59:22We are sending a cruiser to your last signal location.
00:59:24All right, that's what I'm talking about.
00:59:26Talk to me, brother.
00:59:26United ETA, one zero out.
00:59:30Talk to me, brother.
00:59:32Hey, we coming home, man.
00:59:35Yes!
00:59:36Woo-hoo!
00:59:37I'll see you soon, bro.
00:59:40Yes!
00:59:52These guys are worth a lot of money.
00:59:54I swear it.
00:59:56Stay down, you murderer.
00:59:58I've heard all I'm going to hear.
01:00:22You're a coward.
01:00:56I'll see you soon, bro.
01:01:00You're a coward.
01:01:06It's not you.
01:01:16Should we go check that out?
01:01:17Hell no.
01:01:19No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:22Man, you saved, you saved us.
01:01:24Hey, you did good.
01:01:25You did good.
01:01:26What's the fucking kid?
01:01:28Hey, hey, stay with me.
01:01:29Stay.
01:01:30I see the rain.
01:01:32I tried.
01:01:33I see the rain.
01:01:34No, no, no, don't leave us.
01:01:36Don't leave us now.
01:01:37There's one more bear.
01:01:39I'm tired of these motherfucking bears
01:01:41on this motherfucking ship.
01:01:57Stacey, you're all eaten.
01:02:12Stacey, you're all eaten.
01:02:13In all my years working as a nurse in Oakland, I've learned you can try as hard as you can.
01:02:22But you can't save them all.
01:02:27You saved me.
01:02:34Don't waste the gift that life gave you.
01:02:43I've got to go find my husband.
01:02:45You coming?
01:02:58Jaz!
01:02:59Kate!
01:03:00Just right here!
01:03:00Are you okay?
01:03:02Are you okay?
01:03:03I'm okay.
01:03:10Tucker's dead
01:03:11I wasn't able to save him
01:03:14We weren't able to save Jake either
01:03:16But we killed a bear
01:03:18Us too
01:03:19Thank you for keeping her safe
01:03:21Are you kidding me?
01:03:23You should have seen her
01:03:25The way she grabbed that chair
01:03:26And started wailing on it
01:03:28Still though, thank you
01:03:30You're welcome
01:03:35Where's my wife?
01:03:37My wife!
01:03:38Oh, your wife is still in the lounge safe
01:03:51What a day
01:03:52Oh, God damn
01:04:00Shit
01:04:02Oh, shit
01:04:03Oh, yes
01:04:04Oh, yes
01:04:05Fuck you, bro
01:04:06We're out of here
01:04:07Yes
01:04:08We're out of here, man
01:04:09All right
01:04:21Missy
01:04:23Missy
01:04:23Oh, Tim
01:04:31I'm so sorry
01:04:32Are you okay?
01:04:36Baby, let's never go back to Mexico
01:04:40Never
01:04:44We're out of here
01:04:44We're out of here
01:04:53We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:00We're out of here
01:05:01We're out of here
01:05:01We're out of here
01:05:01We're out of here
01:05:01We're out of here
01:05:01We're out of here
01:05:02We're out of here
01:05:04We're out of here
01:05:05We're out of here
01:05:39I'll see you next time.
01:05:52This is such a beautiful beach. I really needed the vitamin D.
01:05:56Yes, I think we just needed a break from everything. It's been a hectic week.
01:06:00Definitely. It's so gorgeous here. Like, the views are amazing.
01:06:05And it's pretty quiet too. Yeah, definitely.
01:06:11My love. What? What's that?
01:06:16It's an animal!
01:06:56It's an animal!
01:06:56It's an animal!
01:06:58It's an animal!
01:07:14It's an animal!
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01:10:31It's an animal!
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