01:01Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracey's crusty old nut roast.
01:05Perfect.
01:06We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing.
01:10And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
01:13Thought we weren't doing gifts.
01:15Well, aren't you going to open it?
01:24A weekend away at the Dovedale spa for two.
01:28Oh, wow.
01:30That's supposed to be amazing.
01:34Will!
01:46Sorry about him.
01:47He's missing his girlfriend, Chloe and Hull.
01:52Bless him.
01:54You're not tempted to stay with them?
01:58My boys deserve only the best in life, in work and especially in love.
02:10Is it time for Secret Santa yet?
02:13Food for...
02:14Bit of a weird concept, isn't it?
02:16Secret Santa.
02:17Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know.
02:22It's a family tradition.
02:24Do you know what?
02:25I actually do need socks.
02:26I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
02:28She did.
02:28Your pillow talk is outrageous.
02:31What?
02:33And the next one is for...
02:36Drum roll, please.
02:37Oh.
02:41Ben.
02:42Oh, hey.
02:47Is it a jigsaw?
02:48Oh, come on. What is it?
02:49Wouldn't you like to know?
02:54To my baby.
02:56Give it to me.
02:57Let him read.
02:57Ben, give it to me.
02:58Please, give it to me.
02:59I said, let him read it.
03:02You bitch.
03:03Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
03:07What is it?
03:08Oh, just evidence of an affair.
03:10What?
03:11Between Eva and Adam.
03:22Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
03:25Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart.
03:29Read it out to the group.
03:31Ma.
03:32It's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
03:38Rough patch?
03:39He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
03:42He went back to his wife?
03:43And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
03:47I'm so sorry.
03:49Adam.
03:50My rock.
03:50Is this true?
03:51Your words.
03:52Not mine.
03:53There was no affair.
03:54I don't think that Adam's...
03:55Babe, I can explain.
03:56Well, go ahead then.
03:57And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child.
04:02Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
04:04Do you know the worst of it?
04:05It's still going on.
04:06Oh, please.
04:07No, I'm not having it.
04:08It's not because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise.
04:11And it's got enough all to do with you.
04:13Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
04:14What?
04:14No.
04:15Are you happy now?
04:17Not by a long shot.
04:19Because you have broken my son's heart.
04:21Whether or not Eva had an abortion is frankly none of your business.
04:24Is it not, frankly?
04:26Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
04:28What she chose was infidelity.
04:30What kind of a mother are you?
04:31Daniel.
04:32To do this to your own family and on Christmas Day?
04:35You can take that smirk off your face and all.
04:37Mate, I'm not smirking.
04:38Nothing happened.
04:39Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
04:41You're completely misreading the situation.
04:42Aye.
04:43Well, misread...
04:44Ben!
04:49I'm phoning the police.
04:51Why do you hate me so much?
04:52Sit down.
04:53This could take some time.
04:55Oi.
04:56Have you got anything to say for yourself?
04:58Oh, I've got plenty.
04:59And don't you oi me.
05:01Lies.
05:01All lies.
05:02I never had an affair with Adam.
05:04The letter says different.
05:05He supported me while...
05:07How can you trust a certain word she says?
05:08While I was aborting our baby!
05:13What?
05:17The baby was ours.
05:22We were going through a rough patch.
05:24And you know full well why we were.
05:25Don't put that on me.
05:26So this abortion's on me, is it?
05:28The only thing that I regret about that termination is not telling you.
05:32But babe, how could I?
05:33How could I bring the baby into that?
05:36You weren't even taking my calls.
05:37You were living back with the dragon.
05:38Don't call her that.
05:39And whenever we did talk to each other, we were just taking shots.
05:42And yet you still got pregnant by me.
05:45Allegedly.
05:47Don't you dare.
05:49Sorry.
05:51I was in no fit state to bring a baby and Susie up on my own.
05:55Now if I'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together,
05:59I would have told you.
06:01So where does Adam fit into all of this?
06:03He doesn't.
06:03Not really.
06:04Except the fact that he was a supportive friend.
06:07He was meeting a client in Hull.
06:09I bumped into him at the Paragon interchange.
06:11He was getting the train.
06:12I was getting the bus.
06:13Kismet.
06:16Just to let you know, your pub is open.
06:19Oh.
06:20Oh, it's my pub when it suits you.
06:22Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in, Maggie.
06:25Get your hands as dirty as your tongue.
06:27Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
06:30I often wonder if you're a statue.
06:32Because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you.
06:35That Secret Santa stunt was evil.
06:38I am a grandchild down because of you.
06:41Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
06:43Why should I?
06:45She's right, it was evil.
06:47I'm not bothered.
06:50Put that drink down, Ma.
06:53And get her to my house now.
06:55I beg your pardon.
06:56I want you gone.
06:57Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
07:03Right first time.
07:19He's poor beautiful face.
07:21Oh.
07:22What did you hit him?
07:23Wasn't me.
07:25When a man gets hit like that, usually over a woman.
07:28No.
07:29Maybe someone's got the hots for Alia.
07:31Ugh.
07:31Who doesn't have the hots for Alia?
07:35Did I just say that out loud?
07:37Yes.
07:37George.
07:38Keep it down.
07:39People might think we're swingers.
07:41Oh.
07:41Like these two?
07:42Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
07:44Although, what are you doing later?
07:48I'm going to have a nice shiner, thanks to you.
07:50You had no right.
07:51Oh, shut up.
07:53No, he's right.
07:55Adam, I'm sorry.
07:57I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
07:59I've just spoken with the weaver and she's explained everything.
08:03Accept my apology.
08:07Well, this won't be a Christmas that we forget any time soon.
08:10You've got a lot to say for yourself.
08:12Eh?
08:13Sorry.
08:15And Alia, you've got to believe Adam.
08:18None of it's true.
08:18Oh, I never believed a word.
08:20But you want to have a word with your mother.
08:22Is she calmed down?
08:24She's packing her bags.
08:26Vastard to leave.
08:27What?
08:28Any sign of Megan?
08:30She's gone home.
08:32She don't feel well.
08:33She wanted me to tell you, but whoops.
08:35I forgot.
08:40Listen.
08:41I know that you've got the hots for your teacher, you little git.
08:44But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh?
08:46There's a good life.
08:47Right.
08:48Thanks very much for a memorable day.
08:52Shall we go next door?
08:56Hey.
08:57I always wondered why you were so weird.
09:00But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of,
09:02it's all slipping into place.
09:07Is this hot PE teacher HQ?
09:09Ha!
09:11Aw, you've ruined the vibe now.
09:14I was going for flirty.
09:15Yeah?
09:17Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
09:19Yeah?
09:20I thought we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
09:24If you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie.
09:27I'm in.
09:28I'm done.
09:29Half ten sounds great.
09:31I'll see you then.
09:31Looking forward to it.
09:32See you.
09:33See you.
09:33See you.
10:04See you.
10:08See you.
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