A glamorous college comedy filled with music, romance, laughter, and unforgettable performances. Follow the journey of ambitious students as they chase fame, friendship, and love on the dazzling college stage in this charming 1945 classic film.
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00:01:35Thanks for the lesson.
00:01:36No, thank you for the lesson.
00:01:40Slats, why aren't you at work?
00:01:41Well, sis, I'm waiting for the boss.
00:01:43You've been fired again?
00:01:44Certainly not.
00:01:45I want them to give you a raise for the publicity I got you.
00:01:47Now, look.
00:01:49Molly McCarthy, Miramar Instructor, says,
00:01:51I'm saving my money to go to Bixby, the college of my dreams.
00:01:54You see it?
00:01:55See nothing else for three days.
00:01:57Hello, Miss College.
00:01:58What do you hear from Einstein?
00:02:00Well, what's wrong with that?
00:02:01Why, I'll publicize you right into bright lights.
00:02:03Or into a padded cell.
00:02:04Why don't you mix a little truth with your publicity?
00:02:06This is nothing but the truth.
00:02:08Look at that.
00:02:08I found out there really is a college by the name of Bixby.
00:02:11I found it out.
00:02:12On the level.
00:02:12Where are you going, sis?
00:02:13Home, before you publicize me into playing shortstop for the Brooklyn Dodgers.
00:02:16Hey, wait a minute.
00:02:17That's not a bad idea.
00:02:18Why, I'll break every front page in the country with that story,
00:02:21or my name is not...
00:02:22Mr. McCarthy.
00:02:23Oh, hello, boss.
00:02:24You're all breaking again, huh?
00:02:25No.
00:02:26Then maybe you're still working here?
00:02:27I hope so.
00:02:28Then get out of work.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:29Make sure your pal gets to work, too, or you're both fired.
00:02:32Okay, boss.
00:02:39Dance, Mr. McCarthy?
00:02:40Oh, yes, surely.
00:02:49Is Mr. Quackenbush working this evening?
00:02:51Oh, he's around someplace.
00:02:52I don't know where.
00:02:55Hello.
00:02:57How you do?
00:02:57Let's sit this one out.
00:02:59Sit it out?
00:03:01Thank you ever so much.
00:03:02Sit down.
00:03:03You know, I really don't like dancing because it's nothing but hugging set to music.
00:03:07What don't you like about it?
00:03:09The music.
00:03:10Oh, my.
00:03:15You snake in the grass.
00:03:17You wolf in sheep's clothing.
00:03:19You have at last I found you.
00:03:21You're the rat who lured my wife away from me.
00:03:23I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
00:03:27And as for you, you are no longer my wife.
00:03:30No longer your wife?
00:03:31I never was your wife.
00:03:34Huh?
00:03:35Why, you.
00:03:40Remarkable resemblance.
00:03:41I could have sworn you were my wife.
00:03:44Boy, do I feel silly.
00:03:46How do you think I feel?
00:03:48May I apologize on the floor?
00:03:51Yes.
00:03:53Why don't you apologize to me?
00:03:55I'm on the floor.
00:03:57What in the world are you into now?
00:03:59Come over.
00:04:00Come over here.
00:04:01What are you doing?
00:04:02What's wrong with you?
00:04:03You tell me you're too tired to dance, and as soon as my back is turned, you start playing
00:04:06in the sand.
00:04:06Never mind that.
00:04:08Now stop this nonsense and get to work.
00:04:13Hello, Mr. Quackenbush.
00:04:14How do you do?
00:04:14Shall we dance, or would you rather sit this one out?
00:04:17I sat the last one out.
00:04:19Let's dance.
00:04:21Aha!
00:04:23You homewrecker.
00:04:24For weeks I've tried to find you, and now I've caught you two together.
00:04:27How dare you try to steal my wife away from me?
00:04:32Did he try to steal your wife?
00:04:34You know he tried to...
00:04:40Well, you look just like my wife.
00:04:44Oh, I beg your pardon.
00:04:46It's all a mistake.
00:04:47I regret it exceedingly.
00:04:49Shall we finish this dance?
00:04:51Yes.
00:04:52I hope you don't think I'm drunk.
00:04:55It's quite all right.
00:04:57I'm a little part of myself.
00:04:59What, again?
00:05:00Didn't I tell you not to play in the sand?
00:05:01Get up, get up, get up.
00:05:03Get up.
00:05:03Didn't I tell you not to play in the sand?
00:05:04Who's playing in the sand?
00:05:05You.
00:05:06Now listen here to me.
00:05:07I'm not playing in no sand.
00:05:08What were you doing down there?
00:05:09Bad eyes.
00:05:09Now it's bad eyes.
00:05:10Not me.
00:05:11Some crazy guy around here.
00:05:12Every time the guy sees me with the girl, he teaches his wife.
00:05:15So what?
00:05:16He says to me like this.
00:05:17He says, ha, ha, you're a snake in wolf's clothing.
00:05:22You're the wolf in the grass.
00:05:23How dare you steal my wife away from me?
00:05:26What are you trying to hide?
00:05:27You ought to be ashamed of yourself stealing this little selfless.
00:05:31Madam, madam.
00:05:37Are you distructful?
00:05:40Who was she?
00:05:41That must be that crazy guy's wife.
00:05:42Ah-ha, that's him.
00:05:47Hey, what happened here?
00:05:51Now if you say ah-ah, I'll knock you down again.
00:05:54Hey, wait a minute.
00:05:55You hit the boss.
00:05:57Let's get out of here.
00:05:59Come on.
00:06:00All right.
00:06:00Bring it up.
00:06:01Bring it up here.
00:06:05Hey, wait a minute.
00:06:05Take this car.
00:06:06Don't blow those.
00:06:07What's the difference?
00:06:08Get in there.
00:06:08Go ahead.
00:06:10Go ahead.
00:06:10Go ahead.
00:06:11It's got nothing.
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Come back with that car.
00:06:16Well, I'm glad we got out of that, GM.
00:06:17Yeah.
00:06:18I hope we can get this car back before the people listen.
00:06:19Calling cars 11, 12, 14, and 15.
00:06:22Cars 11, 12, 14, and 15.
00:06:25Be on the lookout for car 13.
00:06:28It has just been stolen.
00:06:30How do you like that?
00:06:31Somebody stole a police car.
00:06:32I feel sorry for that, chump.
00:06:34Yes, sir.
00:06:34Here is a description of the men who stole the police car.
00:06:38Number one, medium height, slender, blue eyes.
00:06:41Number two, short, fat, and stupid.
00:06:45A couple of chumps.
00:06:46Yeah, we don't know them.
00:06:47Blow your horn and get around that taxi cab.
00:06:50Uh-oh.
00:06:51Must be a fire.
00:06:52Fire?
00:06:52The siren's on.
00:06:53Somebody's coming, I guess.
00:06:55Come on.
00:06:56I don't see any fire.
00:06:57I pulled over a little bit anyway.
00:06:59Well, all right.
00:07:02Get around that taxi cab, will you please?
00:07:06Here comes the fire department again.
00:07:08Wait a minute.
00:07:10You're the one that stole the police car.
00:07:12Me?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14I stole a police car?
00:07:15This is a police car.
00:07:16This is?
00:07:17See you later.
00:07:17You want to drive this car.
00:07:19Now, drive it back.
00:07:20The police will understand.
00:07:21You sure the cops are going to understand?
00:07:23Certainly they'll understand.
00:07:24Then you drive it.
00:07:26Drive the car.
00:07:27Go on.
00:07:28Drive it.
00:07:28How can I drive?
00:07:29Drive the car.
00:07:30Go ahead.
00:07:30What can I say?
00:07:31Drive the car.
00:07:33Hey, I heard you.
00:07:35Hey, you got it.
00:07:36Here's the wheel over here.
00:07:38All right.
00:07:39Go ahead.
00:07:40Look how way you're driving.
00:07:47Pardon me, gentlemen.
00:07:48Go on, beat it.
00:07:49We're busy.
00:07:49We brought your car back.
00:07:51I haven't got time to listen to that car.
00:07:53Hey, snap.
00:07:54Grab it.
00:07:55Wait a minute.
00:07:57What's going on here, men?
00:07:58These are the men that stole our police car.
00:08:00No, no, no.
00:08:00We didn't steal it.
00:08:01We took it by mistake.
00:08:02Didn't we bring it back?
00:08:04Doesn't that prove that we're honest?
00:08:05I can see that.
00:08:06Most men would have run away.
00:08:07Release them, boys.
00:08:08Oh, no.
00:08:08Now don't we pay for the gasoline we use?
00:08:10That won't be necessary.
00:08:11Chief, we insist.
00:08:13After all, we use your gas.
00:08:14We want to pay for it.
00:08:15Very well.
00:08:16Measure it, Flanagan.
00:08:17Measure it, Flanagan.
00:08:19Yes, sir.
00:08:20Measure it.
00:08:29About a sixth of a gallon.
00:08:31Oh, a sixth of a gallon.
00:08:32Well, I think I have enough here to cover that.
00:08:35There you are, Chief.
00:08:36It's a pleasure to meet fine, conscientious citizens like you.
00:08:39Thank you, Chief.
00:08:41Have one of my cigars.
00:08:42Oh, by the way, just a minute.
00:08:44Tut, tut.
00:08:44Have one of my matches.
00:08:46Excuse me, please.
00:08:47Have a match.
00:08:48That's it.
00:08:49Yeah, see how you hear?
00:08:50Fine smoke, right?
00:09:02Hurry, Apollo.
00:09:04But what will you boys do?
00:09:05That's all right.
00:09:06We'll get along.
00:09:07We'd better get along right now.
00:09:09How's the fire escape?
00:09:11Oliver, Oliver.
00:09:12Come on.
00:09:13Oliver.
00:09:13Out.
00:09:14No.
00:09:14Oliver.
00:09:15There's no fire escape there.
00:09:17I just found that out.
00:09:20Hurry up, Apollo.
00:09:22All right, all right.
00:09:23Take it easy.
00:09:23Take it easy.
00:09:24Are you all right?
00:09:25Get up on your feet.
00:09:27Quick, hide.
00:09:29Come on.
00:09:29Hurry up.
00:09:36Miss McCarthy?
00:09:38Yes?
00:09:38My name is Benson, Dean Benson of Bixby College.
00:09:40May I come in?
00:09:41Why, yes.
00:09:43I read the magazine article about your ambition, and I...
00:09:46How do you do?
00:09:46Oh, hello.
00:09:47Hello.
00:09:47This is my brother, Mr. McCarthy, and his friend, Oliver Quackenbush.
00:09:50How do you do?
00:09:51Oh, this is the dean.
00:09:53The who?
00:09:53The dean.
00:09:54Dean.
00:09:54Dean?
00:09:55Dean.
00:09:56Did you ever pitch for the St. Louis Cardinals?
00:09:58You know, as I was saying, Miss McCarthy, I read the magazine article, and I'm here to
00:10:02award you the Bixby Foundation Scholarship.
00:10:04Oh, I'm afraid I can't just...
00:10:05Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:10:05What is it worth?
00:10:06Well, it covers the tuition and registration fees, room and board, and all necessary expenses.
00:10:11She'll take it.
00:10:12Oh, no, I won't.
00:10:13You see, Slats and Oliver just lost their jobs, and, well, we're sort of dependent on
00:10:17each other.
00:10:18I couldn't possibly leave them.
00:10:19Well, that's very loyal of you.
00:10:21Now, what sort of work do you do?
00:10:22Oh, practically anything.
00:10:24Creative, executive.
00:10:24Well, I don't know whether this would interest you or not, but the school does need two
00:10:28assistant caretakers.
00:10:29Caretakers?
00:10:30See here.
00:10:31The job pays room and board.
00:10:33Room and board.
00:10:34You want us just to work for room and board?
00:10:40We'll take it.
00:10:41Splendid.
00:10:42I'll expect the three of you at Bixby tomorrow afternoon.
00:10:44We'll be there.
00:10:45Goodbye.
00:10:47I should have asked him for passes for the football game.
00:10:49They don't play football there.
00:10:51That's a girls' college, Bixby.
00:10:53There's two or three hundred girls up there.
00:10:55Two or three hundred girls?
00:10:56Sure.
00:10:57At Bixby?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58Girls' school?
00:10:58Mm-hmm.
00:10:59We're going to be the caretakers?
00:11:00Just you and I?
00:11:01Mm-hmm.
00:11:02Caretakers for two or three hundred girls?
00:11:03So what?
00:11:05So what?
00:11:23Go ahead.
00:11:25Diane?
00:11:26Where's Benson?
00:11:28Where's he hiding?
00:11:28Well, isn't he in his office?
00:11:30No, he is not in his office.
00:11:31Now, you know his hideouts.
00:11:32You know where he goes.
00:11:33Where is he?
00:11:34Well, now, I tell you, Dad, you run along,
00:11:36and when I find him, I'll have him phone you.
00:11:38Phone me nothing.
00:11:39Have you seen this?
00:11:40Miramar Molly gets Bixby's scholarship.
00:11:42Yes, isn't it splendid?
00:11:44Splendid?
00:11:44To give Bixby's one scholarship to a Miramar Molly?
00:11:48Well, that's what the dean said.
00:11:49Why should we continue to waste it on girls able to pay their own tuition?
00:11:54You act more like your mother's mother every day.
00:11:59Larry, shh, shh.
00:12:02Get back, get back.
00:12:04What's up?
00:12:05Dad's blood pressure.
00:12:06Found out about the McCarthy scholarship, hmm?
00:12:09Well, might as well go and have it out with him.
00:12:11No, Larry, wait till he cools off.
00:12:13I don't believe in dodging trouble.
00:12:14Well, please, for my sake.
00:12:25I say, you there, just a minute.
00:12:27Just a minute.
00:12:27We don't want you in a picture.
00:12:29There's not going to be any picture.
00:12:30That's what I said.
00:12:31There ain't going to be any picture with your face in it.
00:12:33Will you let me alone?
00:12:34I'm chairman of the board of regents.
00:12:36Well, then, go get a chair and sit down.
00:12:38Come here, you.
00:12:40You come down from there.
00:12:41You come down from there, I say.
00:12:43We're not going to have anything like this here, if it's me.
00:12:45You're coming down off of there.
00:12:47That's all.
00:12:47Now, you come down.
00:12:50Take your hands off that girl.
00:12:51Give me all the films.
00:12:53Wait a minute.
00:12:53Give me back my camera.
00:12:55Johnson, throw them out.
00:12:58I'll have you in juvenile court.
00:13:00Gentlemen, gentlemen, what's the meaning of all this?
00:13:02More vulgar notoriety.
00:13:03That's the meaning of it.
00:13:04I caught this Miramar Molly with these magazine photographers.
00:13:07They're not photographers.
00:13:08This man is her brother.
00:13:09That one is his friend.
00:13:10I hired them last night as caretakers.
00:13:13Yes.
00:13:13We didn't mean any harm.
00:13:14Well, perhaps not.
00:13:16But anyway, I want these films destroyed.
00:13:17Get rid of them, Johnson.
00:13:18Right.
00:13:19Ann Johnson, show your new assistants to their quarters.
00:13:23Assistants, huh?
00:13:25And we'll have no more of your cheap publicity tricks here, Miss McCarthy.
00:13:29You won't have.
00:13:30Ann, will you show Miss McCarthy to the dormitory?
00:13:31Yes, indeed.
00:13:32This way, Miss McCarthy.
00:13:34And as for you, young man...
00:13:36So why don't you hold our discussions in my office?
00:13:38Very well.
00:13:39This way, Mr Kirkland.
00:13:44Hello, Chubby.
00:13:46Excuse me.
00:13:47You dropped your handkerchief.
00:13:49Get dirty.
00:13:50Better pick it up.
00:13:58Hi, Pudgy.
00:14:00Excuse me.
00:14:01Look.
00:14:02No flirting around here.
00:14:05If you pick up a girl's handkerchief, you're fired.
00:14:08Hey, you're too rough.
00:14:25Hello, Butterball.
00:14:25You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:26My name's Patty.
00:14:27What's yours?
00:14:28Never mind.
00:14:29You can tell me some other time.
00:14:30See you later.
00:14:33She's cute.
00:14:35As head of the board of regents, I demand that our sacred traditions must be upheld.
00:14:40Our old methods, our tried and proven methods are antiquated in the condition of Bixby when I took over proves
00:14:46it.
00:14:47Not one modern course.
00:14:48Not one up-to-date method.
00:14:50Not one-fourth the enrollment needed to meet expenses.
00:14:52And may I ask who has met those expenses?
00:14:54Who has carried overdue mortgages for 20 years?
00:14:57You have.
00:14:58But if you just let me make this a real school, Bixby was good enough for my mother.
00:15:03Yeah, and her mother.
00:15:04And her mother's mother and her mother's mother's mother.
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:12This is the caretaker's quarters.
00:15:14Well, you should get a caretaker to take care of it.
00:15:16That's just what you're for.
00:15:19Get busy and clean up.
00:15:21Okay.
00:15:24Come on, get busy.
00:15:26Hey, you.
00:15:27There's only one reason why I don't punch you in the nose.
00:15:29And that's because I'm bigger than you are.
00:15:32I'm bigger than you are.
00:15:34That's a better reason.
00:15:35Get to it.
00:15:41All right, now get busy.
00:15:42Now, what are you doing?
00:15:43What are you doing?
00:15:44Go ahead, here.
00:15:48What a mess.
00:15:51What a mess.
00:15:53I'm bigger than you.
00:16:20Let's go.
00:16:33what are you doing thank you again
00:16:38what are you doing the man said clean up the place to me look i'll clean this room up you
00:16:43come here
00:16:44you go in the kitchen there and wash the dishes go ahead why don't i just take the dishes and
00:16:47throw them in the spare room go in the kitchen all right watch the dishes
00:16:50go ahead what are you doing what are you doing now go in the kitchen and wash the dishes go
00:16:58ahead
00:17:10what are you doing
00:17:19what are you doing in there get out of that get out of that if you want to wash your
00:17:24face why don't
00:17:24you use your sink over there i mean after all never mind i'll get on the job and clean up
00:17:28this place
00:17:28that grease spot off that wall wash those dishes i won't i won't i won't i will take care of
00:17:33that
00:17:33pen under the ice box now get with it just want to be stubborn for a second when i said
00:17:37i won't i won't
00:17:37i won't i i knew i was gonna say i will i usually do
00:17:59i want to be honest with you
00:18:08you
00:18:08you
00:18:08you
00:18:09you
00:18:17Let's go.
00:18:45The window was closed.
00:19:01Fresh water.
00:19:03Good fresh water.
00:19:11Good dry water.
00:19:33Good dry water.
00:19:39He is barred, of course.
00:19:54Hey, Oliver. Hey, Oliver. If we can hold on to this job, we'll be in the dough in no time.
00:20:01I'm in it now. You're in the dough. I'm in it.
00:20:08What are you doing now? What are you doing now? What is this here?
00:20:12What did you get into? Wait a minute. What did you get into now?
00:20:20Get this thing out of here, please. Get this thing out of here.
00:20:25Look at this mess.
00:20:28Quiet. All right, put him back. Put him back. Put him back.
00:20:34That's it. All right, put him back where they belong.
00:20:39Hold on to me. Get down. Come on, get down. Come on. Come on, get down. Get down.
00:20:47Oh, look at this mess you're in. Throw those away. Come away.
00:20:52Come here. What's the matter? What is it?
00:20:54Look at molasses. Glue. Give me that. Give me that.
00:20:58Oh, good. Now look at this. Huh? Look at this.
00:21:02Well, let's both wear one. Then never mind that. Give me that one. Give me that.
00:21:06There you are. Look at you. Here. I'll tell you that.
00:21:12Get a load of this mess. Hold it. Hold it. I'll get you out. I'll get you out.
00:21:16Get it out. Hey, now take a hold of this. Okay.
00:21:21Hold on to it. Oh, what a mess. All right. What's the matter?
00:21:28Get it out. Get it out.
00:21:33Oh, I don't know what I'll ever do with you.
00:21:35Always getting me into trouble. You're always doing something.
00:21:38That's all right. Get rid of it.
00:21:41Hey. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Turn around.
00:21:44I can't get the legs open. Turn around. Turn around.
00:21:45I can't get my legs open. Well, turn around. Here, I'll straighten you out.
00:21:47Turn around. All right.
00:21:51Hey, now here. Hold it.
00:21:53Hold it.
00:21:54And never mind that. Take this off.
00:21:57Hey, now I'll...
00:21:58Get off the pants.
00:22:00Turn around.
00:22:01Get my hand off the pants.
00:22:03My hand off the pants.
00:22:06Hold still.
00:22:11Hold it.
00:22:12Hold it.
00:22:13Put it down.
00:22:14Get it.
00:22:15Get it.
00:22:15Get off the pants down.
00:22:17Get it.
00:22:18Get it.
00:22:18Hey, I...
00:22:19Oh.
00:22:20Get this mess.
00:22:21How do I go?
00:22:22How do I go?
00:22:23Oh, look at this here.
00:22:24What are you doing?
00:22:26Now, look.
00:22:27Now, listen.
00:22:28Now, don't get any on my face, cause I don't go for it.
00:22:29Go wash those dishes.
00:22:31Look at this mess.
00:22:58Ah, wash the dishes.
00:23:19Do they sing like this every night?
00:23:22Yeah, they're in a rut.
00:23:23It's perfect.
00:23:25The whole college, the girls, everything.
00:23:28You should have seen it last semester before Benson gave it a facelift.
00:23:31No athletics, no makeup, no singing, no nothing.
00:23:35The dean really did a job around here.
00:23:37He's nice, isn't he?
00:23:38Remind me to ask Diane.
00:23:40Diane?
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:42Oh.
00:23:54Oh.
00:24:06Oh.
00:24:10Oh.
00:24:23Oh.
00:24:28Oh.
00:24:29Oh, somewhere out of the nowhere we'll close our eyes and live over again.
00:24:51Forever and ever we'll keep this night talked away just to remember again someday.
00:25:17Remember, remember, remember, remember again someday.
00:25:40You just got time to clean this room up before class.
00:25:43That's all I've heard for two weeks.
00:25:45Just clean this up, clean that up, scrub the floor, wash the dishes, do this, squib down.
00:25:49and rake up the leaves while all he does is shoot dice.
00:25:52How do you know?
00:25:56I found these in his room.
00:25:57Oliver!
00:25:58Hey!
00:25:59Hide those dice.
00:26:00Hurry up.
00:26:05Oliver, I'm sorry I couldn't keep our date last night.
00:26:08Are you mad at me?
00:26:11Oh, Oliver, speak to me.
00:26:15What can I do to make you accept my apology?
00:26:19Oh, of course I'll kiss you.
00:26:26Oh, gee, I'm late. See you later.
00:26:28Goodbye.
00:26:36What are you doing?
00:26:38What's the matter?
00:26:42What's the matter?
00:26:43Hey.
00:26:46Did you swallow those dice?
00:26:49Come on, you guys. Quit stalling.
00:26:53Hey, what's the matter with him?
00:26:54He swallowed your dice.
00:26:56My dice?
00:26:57I paid two bucks for those dice.
00:26:59I can roll a seven any time I want to.
00:27:01Come on, come on!
00:27:01I'm going to get them out of you if I have to choke them out.
00:27:04Stand up there.
00:27:05Stand and kill me.
00:27:06What's the matter?
00:27:07Hold.
00:27:11Six.
00:27:12Bet you five bucks I can make it.
00:27:14That's a bet.
00:27:15Put it down there.
00:27:17Let me slash.
00:27:17What are you doing?
00:27:18Quiet. Come here.
00:27:23Get in there.
00:27:23Get in there.
00:27:24Hurry up.
00:27:24All right, get in there.
00:27:25Get in there.
00:27:25Get in there.
00:27:26Turn around and hold still.
00:27:28Two threes.
00:27:29I made it the hard way.
00:27:30What do you think of that, eh?
00:27:32Marlis, let it ride.
00:27:33Go ahead.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:34Put it down, cover it all.
00:27:35I'm the only one riding.
00:27:36There you are.
00:27:37On the joint.
00:27:38Come here.
00:27:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:40I want a better shake than that for my dog.
00:27:42Come here.
00:27:43Come here.
00:27:44Come here.
00:27:45Get up here on that table.
00:27:47That's it.
00:27:49How do you operate this thing?
00:27:50I'll operate it.
00:27:51You're going to operate on who?
00:27:52Come here.
00:27:53Get in there.
00:27:54Mama.
00:27:56Flash, no more.
00:27:57I can't take it.
00:27:57Get in there together.
00:27:59Slash.
00:28:00Slash.
00:28:01Get in there.
00:28:02Slash.
00:28:03Get out.
00:28:07Get out.
00:28:10Get out.
00:28:12Get out.
00:28:13I win.
00:28:15Boxcars.
00:28:24I win.
00:28:32Boxcars.
00:28:35Get out.
00:28:40Here we go.
00:28:41Now the downside.
00:28:48Go to March.
00:28:50We here.
00:28:51Come here.ongκ²½b
00:28:53There you go.
00:28:56There's an angle.
00:28:57Oh, no. I
00:29:00won't.
00:29:06THE END
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00:35:35THEN
00:35:46THE END
00:35:48Now, the whale was in the ocean, she was very hungry, and Captain John was a captain of the boat.
00:35:51He didn't want the whale to capsize the boat.
00:35:52What?
00:35:52To capsize the boat.
00:35:53Capsize.
00:35:54Because, yeah.
00:35:55You know what that means?
00:35:56Sure, I don't put words like that in the stories if I don't know what they are.
00:36:00He didn't want the whale to capsize the boat.
00:36:02What does it mean?
00:36:03Capsize.
00:36:04Capsize.
00:36:04That's a big word.
00:36:05Well, what does it mean?
00:36:07You know what it means.
00:36:08Well, sure.
00:36:09Well, what does it mean?
00:36:09What does capsize mean?
00:36:10It's a nice word.
00:36:11Well, what does it mean?
00:36:12Capsize.
00:36:13Capsize.
00:36:14It's like six or seven, eight, seven and a quarter.
00:36:15All right, go ahead.
00:36:18So he didn't want the whale to six or seven, eights of the boat.
00:36:20All right, go ahead.
00:36:21See?
00:36:21So Captain John was a captain of the boat, and he was afraid he was going to lose some passengers.
00:36:24So then Captain John figured the only thing he could do was throw over the whale a barrel of apples.
00:36:29What kind of apples?
00:36:29And then...
00:36:30What kind of apples?
00:36:32Apples that grow on a tree.
00:36:33Well, there's all kinds of apples.
00:36:34There's four-o-one apples.
00:36:36Crab apples!
00:36:36Well, tell the girls that.
00:36:38Boy, come over a barrel of crab apples!
00:36:40Take it easy.
00:36:41He's got me mad at you kids now.
00:36:43Just take it easy.
00:36:43Now, after the whale ate the apples, the whale was still hungry, then Captain John figured the only thing he
00:36:47could do is throw the whale over the stool.
00:36:48What kind of stool?
00:36:48Who said that?
00:36:49I did.
00:36:49That's in case you asked me.
00:36:50He threw them over a tree like a camp stool.
00:36:52Now, the whale ate the apples and the whale left the stool, and the whale was still hungry.
00:36:55His appetite had not been appeased.
00:36:56Can I ask you what that is?
00:36:57I don't know.
00:36:59So, after the whale ate the apples and he ate the stool, the whale was still hungry, and Captain John
00:37:02figured the only way he could save his passengers and his boat is to sacrifice himself.
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:06And he did.
00:37:07He threw a beautiful jackknife diving right into the mouth of the whale.
00:37:10Now, the whale ate Captain John, he ate the apples and he ate the stool, and then the whale swam
00:37:13away.
00:37:13Three years later, they caught that very same whale.
00:37:16Oliver.
00:37:17They cut him open.
00:37:18Yeah, wait a minute.
00:37:18And what do you think they found?
00:37:21Oliver, just a minute.
00:37:22Now, now, now, now.
00:37:24Now, he says something, and then I tell you the funny joke.
00:37:27Wait a minute, Oliver.
00:37:28Just a minute.
00:37:30Now, you're not coming up here this afternoon in front of these girls and try to give them, for their
00:37:35little play, a joke, an old wheeze, about the time they caught the whale and they cut him open, and
00:37:41there they found Jonah seated on that stool selling those apples three for a nickel, are you?
00:37:45Wait a minute.
00:37:46That's not the story you...
00:37:49Oh, no, no.
00:37:51Now, I'm sorry.
00:37:52It couldn't be that because, that's right, he promised us it was a brand new joke.
00:37:55He wrote it himself, so it couldn't be that because every little schoolboy knows that joke.
00:38:00I'm sorry, Israel.
00:38:01Go ahead.
00:38:01You tell the girls what they found when they cut the whale open.
00:38:06Now, wait a minute, please.
00:38:08Give Oliver a chance.
00:38:09After all, he wrote this himself.
00:38:11The girls can use it in the play right ahead.
00:38:14Go ahead.
00:38:16Tell the girls, tell the girls what they found when they cut the whale open.
00:38:20Now, don't laugh, girls, please.
00:38:21You blame me.
00:38:22No, I didn't.
00:38:23I thought it was a bill after that old joke, you know, but every little schoolboy knows that.
00:38:27He wouldn't know.
00:38:28He wouldn't dare tell that.
00:38:29Go ahead.
00:38:30You know the answer, don't you?
00:38:32Huh?
00:38:35Not enough to feel good?
00:38:37Hmm?
00:38:39Well, you go ahead and tell the joke, and then we'll go inside and clean the other room.
00:38:44Go ahead.
00:38:45No, no, here.
00:38:46Tell it right here.
00:38:48Uh, Oliver.
00:38:49Look, Oliver.
00:38:50Here, Oliver.
00:38:52Oliver, is something wrong?
00:38:54Oh, now, come on, Oliver.
00:38:55I didn't mean any harm.
00:38:57Oliver!
00:38:58Was that the joke you wanted to tell these girls?
00:39:01Hmm?
00:39:03Boys!
00:39:03Boys, here's a note from Molly.
00:39:05A note?
00:39:06What is this?
00:39:08Hey, get a load of this.
00:39:09Dear Slats and Oliver, I'm leaving Bixby.
00:39:12If you're ready to leave, to meet me at the front gate at 8 o'clock tonight.
00:39:15Signed, Molly.
00:39:16She can't leave.
00:39:18Wait a minute.
00:39:19If she's leaving, she must have a good reason.
00:39:22And I'm going with her.
00:39:24I'm going with you, too.
00:39:25Oliver, aren't you going to kiss me goodbye?
00:39:27Yes, Patty.
00:39:29Patty, the time has come to say goodbye.
00:39:37Patty, the time has come to say goodbye.
00:39:45Patty, the time has come...
00:39:47You just said that.
00:39:48You shut up.
00:39:50Goodbye.
00:39:53I feel just like Donald O'Connor.
00:39:56Let's play house.
00:39:59Let's play Mr. and Mrs.
00:40:02My main reason for this is
00:40:05There'll be chances for plenty of kisses.
00:40:09Let's play house.
00:40:11Let's play games.
00:40:14I think that would be chummy,
00:40:17Golf, or maybe gin rummy.
00:40:20Let's play bridge and we'll both be the dummy.
00:40:23Let's play games.
00:40:26Let's quote from Mother Goose
00:40:29And we'll find rhymes that fit.
00:40:31Like Mary had a little lamb.
00:40:35And darling, you are it.
00:40:37Oh, let's play house.
00:40:39Oh, let's play house.
00:40:40I'll bring flowers and condi.
00:40:43I think that would be Dondi.
00:40:46Guys like me sure come in mighty hondi.
00:40:49Let's play house.
00:40:58Let's play show.
00:41:00Let's not act too suburban.
00:41:03I look well in a turban.
00:41:06I'll be boy-y.
00:41:08And I'll be Miss Durban.
00:41:10Meet me by the gas pipe.
00:41:14No!
00:41:16Let's play school.
00:41:19Let's start out with subtraction.
00:41:22You'll get plenty of action.
00:41:24I think figures have such an attraction.
00:41:28Let's play school.
00:41:32Folks in a storybook are just like you and me.
00:41:38So I'll be Red Riding Hood.
00:41:41And the wolf is what I'll be.
00:41:45Well, let's pretend.
00:41:49Let's get very lighthearted.
00:41:52Let's go places uncharted.
00:41:55Oh, let's go back to the first thing we started.
00:41:59Let's play house.
00:42:37Slats?
00:42:38No, it's Larry.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:40You can't run away like this, Molly.
00:42:42Why not?
00:42:43Because I won't let you.
00:42:44My mind's made up.
00:42:45Oh, I know.
00:42:46Diane and Patty told me what you must have overheard in the shower,
00:42:48but I won't let you throw away your scholarship just because of Kirkland.
00:42:51That has nothing to do with it.
00:42:53Well, hasn't Bixby come up to your dreams?
00:42:55Dreams?
00:42:57Oh, you mean that magazine article.
00:42:59That was Slat's dream, not mine.
00:43:01He made up the whole thing for a publicity story.
00:43:04You're joking.
00:43:05That's why I came here.
00:43:07Slat said we could get more pictures, more publicity.
00:43:09And since we can't, well, that's that.
00:43:12I see.
00:43:14No, I don't see.
00:43:16Oh, that doesn't fit at all with your good grades and your interest in your work.
00:43:19And it fits far too perfectly with Kirkland's blow-up.
00:43:22Well, after I came, I did sort of fall for the school.
00:43:25Enough to walk out to save it, hmm?
00:43:27Well, there's no sense in staying if my being here means that Kirkland will close the place.
00:43:31I thought that was it.
00:43:32And that's just why you must stay.
00:43:33Don't you understand?
00:43:34If you go, Kirkland will think I've given in to him.
00:43:36If he thinks I've given in to him once, he'll expect me to give in all the time.
00:43:40Everything that I've planned for the school will be banned.
00:43:42I didn't see it that way.
00:43:44Neither did I.
00:43:48Not until I realized how much I'd miss you.
00:43:53You'd better be getting back.
00:43:54And you could do all those things if it weren't for Kirkland and these stuffy traditions.
00:43:58I'd like to think that I could.
00:44:00We go this way, I believe.
00:44:01I go that way.
00:44:03Unless you want Miss Holford to catch you sneaking a runaway girl into the dorm.
00:44:06You go that way.
00:44:08May I have my bags, Dean Benson?
00:44:09It's Larry, outside of office hours.
00:44:12May I have him?
00:44:13Larry.
00:44:16Good night, Molly.
00:44:17Good night.
00:44:22She's very attractive, isn't she?
00:44:25I guess I inherited it from father.
00:44:27The habit of thinking that everything would turn out just exactly as I'd planned it.
00:44:32Diane...
00:44:32Don't say anything, Larry.
00:44:34Remember, whatever happens, I'm on your side.
00:44:39Just 100 more students and their tuition will make Larry independent of Kirkland.
00:44:43That's where I come in.
00:44:43What this school needs is publicity.
00:44:45We've got to tell the world how happy you are here.
00:44:47Yeah, and that would make every girl want to go to Bixby.
00:44:49Oh, but I promised...
00:44:50Now, wait a minute.
00:44:51If we only had the pictures I took of you when you first arrived.
00:44:53I got them.
00:44:54You got them?
00:44:55Yeah, where?
00:44:56Over here.
00:44:57I took them out of Johnson's room.
00:44:59Oh, boy, what a lucky guy that Benson was when he hired us.
00:45:02Oh, I think we ought to talk to Larry about this.
00:45:04Shut up.
00:45:05Quick, hide.
00:45:05Look at that.
00:45:06No, no, no, no.
00:45:06Here, in the closet.
00:45:07In the closet, quick.
00:45:08Quick, quick.
00:45:09Now, don't say a word.
00:45:10Wait a minute.
00:45:11Come here.
00:45:11What are you doing in there?
00:45:12Get out there.
00:45:13Get out there.
00:45:14Go answer the door.
00:45:16But the door didn't say nothing.
00:45:17Go see who's at the door.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:25Where is she?
00:45:26Where's Molly?
00:45:26Molly?
00:45:27I don't even know to go.
00:45:27Here I am.
00:45:30All right.
00:45:30You're in a jam.
00:45:31Miss Halford knows you're out, and Johnson's out snooping around for you.
00:45:34And if you're caught here, the boys will be fired, and you'll be expelled.
00:45:36Oh.
00:45:37Oh.
00:45:40Johnson's on his way.
00:45:41Now, wait a minute.
00:45:42Wait a minute.
00:45:42Don't get excited.
00:45:43Get her out the window quick.
00:45:43I'll stall him off.
00:45:44Here, put that in your pocket.
00:45:45Okay, go ahead.
00:45:46Good.
00:45:48No!
00:45:48Come over!
00:45:49Help!
00:45:50No!
00:45:51Well, if she ain't in there, why won't you let me in?
00:45:54Everything's in a mess.
00:45:55Oh, it is.
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:57After me telling you guys to keep everything clean.
00:46:00We washed all the dishes, and we can't do a thing with them.
00:46:03Now, wait a minute.
00:46:03Take it easy.
00:46:04Take it easy.
00:46:04Now, wait a minute.
00:46:05Boy, can you imagine, Mr. Johnson, have you ever found a girl in this room?
00:46:08Yeah, well, I'm a girl.
00:46:09I know it.
00:46:11Out the window.
00:46:14I can't do my time.
00:46:15I'm in the bed.
00:46:16I'm in the bed.
00:46:17Oh, I'm shooting.
00:46:18Rick.
00:46:19No.
00:46:20I said no.
00:46:21It's coming in.
00:46:22I'm coming in.
00:46:22Mr. Johnson.
00:46:23Oh, boy.
00:46:24Hello.
00:46:26What's he meeting you here?
00:46:27Now, you see, Miss McCarthy is not here.
00:46:29I know.
00:46:30Is she out of her?
00:46:31Miss McCarthy was never here.
00:46:33Get out of her.
00:46:34I don't know.
00:46:34I tell you.
00:46:36Well, maybe she ain't.
00:46:38But I got a hunch she's coming here.
00:46:40Then why not stick around and see?
00:46:42Why don't you sleep here all night?
00:46:44Oh, no, Slats.
00:46:44Hey, that's a good idea.
00:46:46Sleep here all night if you wish.
00:46:47I'll sleep in the living room on the couch.
00:46:49Slats, look.
00:46:50Never mind.
00:46:50I'll sleep out there.
00:46:51You sleep in here.
00:46:51Oh, no, no, no.
00:46:52Look, Slats, I'm trying to tell you that the...
00:46:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:55Oliver.
00:46:56No, you see, he's afraid to sleep by himself.
00:46:58Every night I have to look under the beds to make sure there's no one there.
00:47:01Well, I'll do that for tonight.
00:47:02Wait a minute.
00:47:03Left hand, please.
00:47:04Left hand.
00:47:05Give me your left hand.
00:47:05What are you doing?
00:47:06What are you doing?
00:47:07Oh, he loves to dance.
00:47:08I meant to tell you.
00:47:09I like to dance before I go to bed.
00:47:10Look, all right, all right, all right.
00:47:11Go ahead.
00:47:12Pack in, boys.
00:47:13I'll sleep outside.
00:47:14Pleasant dreams.
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:20Come on.
00:47:21It's getting late.
00:47:21Get undressed.
00:47:22Oh, no.
00:47:24Wait a minute.
00:47:24What are you going to do?
00:47:25Put these under the bed.
00:47:27Not under this bed.
00:47:28Look, Mr. Johnson, let me polish them.
00:47:30I'll clean them for you.
00:47:31First thing in the morning, I'll give you your shoes.
00:47:32You don't want to go out with dirty shoes, do you?
00:47:34All right.
00:47:35I'll take this bed.
00:47:36No, not this bed, Mr. Johnson.
00:47:39Please.
00:47:39This one over here.
00:47:40Go ahead, Mr. Johnson.
00:47:41It's a much better bed.
00:47:42Look, this is a very hard bed on this side.
00:47:43This is a very good bed.
00:47:45The mattress is wonderful.
00:47:46It's down.
00:47:47The whole thing.
00:47:49Down, down, down!
00:47:50Down, down!
00:47:52Down!
00:47:54Mr. Johnson, I made a mistake.
00:47:57Will you please take the other bed?
00:47:59Why?
00:48:00I think you'll sleep better.
00:48:02Please take the other bed.
00:48:04Oh, they both look alike to me.
00:48:06I know, but it's a much better bed.
00:48:08I know you're going to love this here one.
00:48:10Will!
00:48:12Come here, Mrs. Johnson, Mr. Johnson!
00:48:17Not this bed.
00:48:19I think my first choice was the best one.
00:48:22Why don't you make up your mind?
00:48:24Why don't you make up your mind?
00:48:29Don't forget it.
00:48:30Make up your mind, you!
00:48:35I'm going to go to sleep with you, Mr. Johnson,
00:48:37and I'll put on my pajamas.
00:48:50Get your head out of here.
00:48:54Hey, you!
00:48:55Get out!
00:48:56Get out!
00:48:56What's the matter?
00:48:57I've got to get you out!
00:48:58Get out!
00:49:00Get out!
00:49:01Hurry up!
00:49:02Get out!
00:49:06Out!
00:49:08Out!
00:49:09Out!
00:49:10Get your head!
00:49:11Hey, what's this out business?
00:49:13I was trying to get your head out!
00:49:15It was hurting!
00:49:17Oh, I'll never get any rest in here.
00:49:21What happened to my shoes?
00:49:23What did you do with my shoes?
00:49:25I want my shoes!
00:49:29I want my head.
00:49:31I mean, good night.
00:49:42Get a load of Kershwin.
00:49:43Why, the old wolf!
00:49:45Open it up, Patty.
00:49:46Yeah, let's see the rest.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:47Okay.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:56Okay.
00:50:25Who's that?
00:50:27Gosh, it here comes Romeo.
00:50:32Get Diane and Molly and bring them to the furnace room, will you?
00:50:36Oh, Mr. Kirkland, swell publicity and a nice picture of you.
00:50:41Don't mind your own business, will you?
00:50:45Oliver, the furnace room, quick.
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:52Oliver, hurry up.
00:50:53All right. Gee, give me a chance.
00:50:56Yeah, give him a chance.
00:50:57I just said that.
00:50:58Oh, that's where I heard it.
00:51:00How are we going to find out what's going on in the dean's office?
00:51:02Oh, that's as simple as A, B.
00:51:03What comes out to be?
00:51:04C.
00:51:04C?
00:51:05Tell you what you do.
00:51:06Come here.
00:51:10Now, look.
00:51:11This is my secret.
00:51:12Don't tell anybody.
00:51:13Nobody at all.
00:51:14All I got to do is turn this on.
00:51:16Follow me.
00:51:17Come here.
00:51:22And not only does this magazine cover make a fool out of me, but it's a disgrace to all Bixby.
00:51:27The dean's office.
00:51:28No, on the contrary.
00:51:29I think it makes both you and the school appear refreshingly human.
00:51:32Attaboy, Larry.
00:51:34Then this scandalous notoriety was prepared with your approval.
00:51:37Well, certainly not.
00:51:38But I do think it's going to prove a real help to the school.
00:51:42I'll tell you what's going to prove a real help to the school.
00:51:45Now, today, the expulsion of Miss McCarthy and your resignation as dean.
00:51:51You'll forget that my contract runs till the end of the school term.
00:51:54You mean you intend to hold the regents to that contract?
00:51:56For the good of the school, yes.
00:51:58Very well, young man.
00:52:00You'll be a dean without a school.
00:52:02I will demand the delinquent mortgage payments immediately.
00:52:05And by the end of the week, I'll close the whole school up.
00:52:08And I'll keep it closed until your contract expires.
00:52:11You wouldn't, Dave.
00:52:12Oh, wouldn't I?
00:52:13You just wait till Monday and see.
00:52:18Isn't there any way out?
00:52:19Not unless we can raise enough money to pay that mortgage.
00:52:22Is there $20,000 in the house?
00:52:25We could take up a collection.
00:52:26I have $1.80 in my piggy bank.
00:52:27I know. The kids will chip in.
00:52:29I'll tell you what we can do.
00:52:30If we can raise a lot of money, we could bet on a horse race.
00:52:32Yeah, all we need is a surefire horse guaranteed to pay $100 to $1.
00:52:36I know a basketball game that'll pay $20 to $1.
00:52:39Our team against Carlton?
00:52:41Oh, at $20 to $1, we'll only have to raise $1,000.
00:52:44$1,000? That's a lot of money.
00:52:46You can say that again.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:47$1,000 is a lot of money.
00:52:53This ought to bring in enough money to bet on the basketball game.
00:52:56I hope so.
00:52:59Let's go.
00:53:02Let's go.
00:53:05Let's go.
00:53:23Let's go.
00:53:26Let's go.
00:53:28Let's go.
00:53:29Let's go.
00:53:48Let's go.
00:53:53Let's go.
00:53:57Let's go.
00:54:10Let's go.
00:54:17Let's go.
00:54:22Let's go.
00:54:24Let's go.
00:54:25Let's go.
00:54:26Let's go.
00:54:33I don't care if I never love again, how could there be a dreadful love for me?
00:54:57There was a time I used to lie on my pillow Drifting alone on a star But now I find
00:55:11I don't rely on my pillow I'm on a star when I'm where you are
00:55:25I don't care if I never dream again
00:55:36Since I found you
00:55:43There's no more dreaming to do
00:55:49There's no more dreaming to do
00:56:15It's good for you.
00:56:18What is this?
00:56:19Oyster stew.
00:56:20Any oysters in it?
00:56:21Certainly not.
00:56:22Who ever heard of a nicer stew with an nicer stew?
00:56:23I'm afraid of oysters before I go ahead and eat it.
00:56:25Not with a fork.
00:56:27Spoon.
00:56:27Spoon.
00:56:30Spoon.
00:56:43Spoon.
00:56:44Spoon.
00:56:45Spoon.
00:56:49Spoon.
00:56:53Spoon.
00:56:57Spoon.
00:56:59Spoon.
00:57:01Spoon.
00:57:11Spoon.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:14I think there's a wild oyster in there.
00:57:16What are you talking about?
00:57:17There is, lads.
00:57:18Oh, stop.
00:57:19Look at that.
00:57:20There's no oysters in there.
00:57:21Now go ahead and eat your stew and behave yourself.
00:57:23I'm reading the paper.
00:57:24Okay.
00:57:36What are you doing over there?
00:57:47What's the matter with you?
00:57:50Shh, quiet.
00:57:50Shh, quiet.
00:57:57Would you stop splashing?
00:57:58I'm reading.
00:58:31Hold it.
00:58:39What are you doing?
00:58:42Shh.
00:58:46Shh.
00:58:47Shh.
00:58:55Shh.
00:58:57Shh.
00:58:58Shh.
00:58:58Oh, wipe yourself off.
00:59:01Here we are. Hello, Oliver.
00:59:03How much money did you get?
00:59:05$504.82.
00:59:06Isn't there anyone who'll bet 40 to 1 on Carlton?
00:59:0920 to 1's the best we can get.
00:59:10We've got to promote another 500.
00:59:12Yes. Here. Here what I have to say.
00:59:16Hey, wait a minute. I've got an idea. Don't go away.
00:59:19McGurk!
00:59:21Hiya, sluts.
00:59:22Well, well, you're good for sore eyes.
00:59:24Say, are you still wrestling for those big purses, Tiger?
00:59:26Nah, not me. No more.
00:59:27I'm working for Murphy now. That's me.
00:59:29The mass marvel.
00:59:32Is that...?
00:59:33I'm making enough dough to buy me banana fudge sundaes.
00:59:35Is that you?
00:59:37Hey, wait a minute.
00:59:38How would you like to make $500?
00:59:40500 bucks.
00:59:41Get excited.
00:59:42What do I have to do?
00:59:44I am not gonna wrestle that big guy.
00:59:47Oh, yes, you will.
00:59:47No, I won't.
00:59:48Yes, you will.
00:59:49No, I won't.
00:59:50I said you would.
00:59:52I won't?
00:59:53You're a coward.
00:59:54All right, but I'm a live coward.
00:59:56Oh, come on, let's get...
00:59:57Where's Honest Dan?
00:59:58He's not in here.
00:59:59Say, what are you two doing in here anyhow?
01:00:01Doing?
01:00:02Oliver here is going to wrestle the mass marvel.
01:00:06Oh, Oliver, you're gonna...
01:00:08Yeah!
01:00:09Wanna ruin your hat?
01:00:10I'm gonna make a bet on this.
01:00:13Hey, you hear that?
01:00:16Shut up.
01:00:17I told you to stay away from those soda fountains.
01:00:20Hi, then.
01:00:21Strangler Johnson, am I glad to see you.
01:00:23Are you still in good shape?
01:00:25Sure, why?
01:00:26I'll give you $50 if you'll be the mass marvel tonight.
01:00:28What's the matter with him?
01:00:30He ate too many banana fudge sundaes.
01:00:31Oh.
01:00:33You mean I'd get to wrestle that little guy across the hall?
01:00:35Yeah.
01:00:37Give me that mask.
01:00:38I'm not gonna wrestle the mass marvel when I'm scared.
01:00:43Why?
01:00:44He's as big as a bull.
01:00:46Well, then, wrestle him like a bull.
01:00:48Look.
01:00:49Just walk into that arena like a matador.
01:00:51Jump into the ring like a toreador.
01:00:54And wrestle him like a picador.
01:00:56And he'll carry me out like a cuspidor.
01:00:59Now, come on, get this off.
01:01:00I'm telling you, Slats, I am not gonna wrestle him.
01:01:03He's too big!
01:01:05I won't.
01:01:06You will.
01:01:07I won't.
01:01:09He's too big.
01:01:10I don't care how big he is.
01:01:11He don't scare me.
01:01:12Excuse me.
01:01:13You don't...
01:01:17Oliver!
01:01:18Oliver, my hero!
01:01:20Here's a rabbit's foot for luck.
01:01:22Here's a rabbit's foot for luck.
01:01:24The rabbit had four of them.
01:01:25Didn't do him any good.
01:01:26Oh, don't worry.
01:01:27I'm right behind you.
01:01:29Feel that.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:31Feel that.
01:01:33That's enough.
01:01:34Let go.
01:01:34What's the matter?
01:01:34Let go.
01:01:35You're squeezing too tight.
01:01:38Well, good luck.
01:01:46Oh, come on.
01:01:47Get in the ring.
01:01:47Get in the ring.
01:01:48All right, all right.
01:01:52You see that?
01:01:53Don't worry about a thing.
01:01:57What are you doing?
01:01:59Get over here.
01:02:00Come over here and sit down.
01:02:02Come over here and sit down.
01:02:04Now get with it.
01:02:06Go ahead.
01:02:08All right.
01:02:09What are you doing down there?
01:02:10Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Bixby Bulldog, Oliver Quackenbush.
01:02:20I don't want to wrestle.
01:02:22Quiet.
01:02:23Everything's all right.
01:02:24And now, the champion of all champions, the Mask Marvel.
01:02:30If the Mask Marvel is defeated, the Bixby Bulldog will receive $1,000.
01:02:38All right.
01:02:39Come here.
01:02:39Come here.
01:02:40Come here.
01:02:40Come here.
01:02:41Did you see what he did?
01:02:43All right.
01:02:43All right.
01:02:44Take it easy.
01:02:44Take it easy.
01:02:45Listen.
01:02:45Everything is fixed.
01:02:47Don't worry about a thing.
01:02:48You are going to win this match.
01:02:50What do you mean, everything's fresh?
01:02:51Shh.
01:02:52It's all in the bag.
01:02:53I've arranged for everything.
01:02:54Why do you wait until now to tell me?
01:02:56Because you've got too big a mouth.
01:02:58You'd have went and splattered it all over.
01:03:00Now listen.
01:03:00We've got to win this $1,000 for the school.
01:03:03We've got to have it.
01:03:04Now it's up to you to get in there and do it.
01:03:06It's all fixed.
01:03:06He won't harm me in the least.
01:03:07Is that Mask guy in on it?
01:03:09Sure.
01:03:09He knows it's all fixed?
01:03:10Certainly he does.
01:03:11And this match is going to help, Patty?
01:03:13Why?
01:03:13It'll save the school.
01:03:14Get your hands off me.
01:03:15You're talking to our wrestler.
01:03:16Attaboy.
01:03:17Now you're talking.
01:03:18Easy.
01:03:18Take it easy.
01:03:19For Bixby.
01:03:20That's it for Bixby.
01:03:22Take it easy.
01:03:24That a boy.
01:03:25Go out there and give it to him.
01:03:27Come on.
01:03:28Take the coat.
01:03:29Get in there.
01:03:30Go ahead.
01:03:30Bixby.
01:03:32Throw it on your chest.
01:03:32Throw it on your chest.
01:03:33How far?
01:03:34All right.
01:03:35Throw it out.
01:03:35I'm not throwing it yet.
01:03:36Throw it.
01:03:37All right.
01:03:37Go ahead.
01:03:39That a boy.
01:03:40Look at that.
01:03:41Don't bruise me.
01:03:42Come on.
01:03:42Let's go.
01:03:44Gentlemen.
01:03:45Yes, sir.
01:03:46This is going to be a clean wrestling match.
01:03:48You can't hit in the stomach like this.
01:03:51You can't gouge the eyes like this.
01:03:53Oh, no.
01:03:54Turn it out.
01:03:54Turn it out.
01:03:55And you can't use the elbow like this.
01:03:59So get to your corner and come on wrestling.
01:04:02Come on.
01:04:03Come on.
01:04:04Come on.
01:04:07Come on.
01:04:08Come on.
01:04:21Oliver, are you hurt?
01:04:22Don't worry.
01:04:23It's all fixed.
01:04:24We're sleds!
01:04:32Quiet!
01:04:46Oliver, now you've got him.
01:04:50You really had him.
01:04:56Hello?
01:04:57Oliver, it's for you.
01:04:59Tell him I'm all tied up.
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02Taggy!
01:05:04Taggy!
01:05:05Oh!
01:05:05Oh!
01:05:07Oh!
01:05:08Oh!
01:05:08Oh!
01:05:09Oh!
01:05:09Oh!
01:05:10Oh!
01:05:36I'll disqualify if you don't keep your head out of the roof.
01:05:40Oh!
01:05:41Oh!
01:05:42Oh!
01:05:46Oh!
01:05:51Oh!
01:05:52Oh!
01:05:53Oh!
01:05:54Oh!
01:05:54Oh!
01:05:55Oh!
01:05:56Oh!
01:05:56Oh!
01:05:57Oh!
01:05:57Oh!
01:05:58Oh!
01:05:59Oh!
01:05:59Oh!
01:06:01Oh!
01:06:13Oliver, play fair.
01:06:21Get in there. Thanks very much.
01:06:28Oh, no! Oh, oh!
01:06:30No, no, no!
01:06:33Hello, Mr. Johnson.
01:06:50Oliver!
01:06:53Get up off that floor!
01:06:54Come on now, get up off the floor!
01:06:58Listen!
01:06:59Now, don't be!
01:07:03Boy, am I in a mess!
01:07:07Whoo!
01:07:10Now you've got him, Oliver!
01:07:20Come on, Oliver!
01:07:26The winner!
01:07:29The winner!
01:07:29Oh!
01:07:31Ollie!
01:07:31The winner!
01:07:32The winner!
01:07:52The winner!
01:07:53you're permitting competitive athletics,
01:07:55another violation of tradition.
01:07:57That's right.
01:07:58Final gesture of defiance before I close the school, eh?
01:08:01I don't think you'll close the school, Dad,
01:08:03thanks to those girls and the caretakers.
01:08:05What's that?
01:08:06There's one thing you've accomplished, Mr. Kirkland.
01:08:08Your attitude has given Bixby more real spirit
01:08:11than it's ever had before.
01:08:14Hooray for our lives.
01:08:16Sure should be a roof for the right to lie.
01:08:20You know we never give up.
01:08:21You know we never give in.
01:08:23And if we lose instead of win, we'll still be wearing a grip.
01:08:28Hooray for our lives.
01:08:30We'll be fighting, fighting, fighting all the way.
01:08:33Let the ball be slow.
01:08:35Let the ball be low.
01:08:37Just don't forget the big-a-dee-cum-a-boom.
01:08:39The hard-a-dee-cum-a-boom.
01:08:40Our key is our prize.
01:08:44Go for rig-a-dee-rich-bee.
01:08:45It's a bix-bee.
01:08:46Holla-ba-hulla-dee.
01:08:47Yay!
01:08:47For our lives.
01:08:51Hooray!
01:08:51Hooray!
01:08:55Hooray!
01:08:55Hooray!
01:08:56Hooray!
01:08:58Hooray!
01:08:58You want to bet money on Bixby?
01:09:00Yeah, what odds?
01:09:01Against Bixby 20 to 1 on anything from Beckham and the baseball.
01:09:0520 to 1?
01:09:07I got a thousand dollars I want to bet on Bixby to beat Carlton in a basketball game.
01:09:12A thousand dollars?
01:09:13That's a lot of money.
01:09:14Mm-hmm.
01:09:14Go on, Dan.
01:09:15Take it.
01:09:16Okay, it's a bet.
01:09:1820 to 1.
01:09:19He accepted it.
01:09:20So why?
01:09:20Now I got a bet.
01:09:22Oh, that's what we want.
01:09:23Look, you.
01:09:24You have the money over at the game because as soon as it's finished, the big payoff must come.
01:09:29I'll be there.
01:09:32What was that?
01:09:33Nuts.
01:09:37Hooray!
01:09:38Hooray!
01:09:39Hooray!
01:09:40Hooray!
01:09:42Hooray!
01:09:43That's making an easy thousand dollars.
01:09:45There's something you don't know.
01:09:47Bixby has a pretty good team.
01:09:49Why did it talk me into covering a grand?
01:09:51There's something else you don't know.
01:09:52Well, that Carlton coach and me are just like that.
01:09:57And I'm going over to Carlton.
01:09:59Hooray!
01:10:01Hooray!
01:10:01Hooray!
01:10:02Hooray!
01:10:03Hooray!
01:10:04Hooray!
01:10:04Hooray!
01:10:04Hooray!
01:10:08Hooray!
01:10:11Hooray!
01:10:13Hooray!
01:10:15Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
01:10:16This is Bill Stern speaking from Carlton College.
01:10:19Now we bring you today's long-shot sports event.
01:10:22The unknown, unheralded girls' basketball team from Bixby
01:10:25as they attempt to upset the undefeated conference champions from Carleton.
01:10:29While the teams are taking their last warm-up shots,
01:10:32I think it's about time for me to run down the starting lineup.
01:10:34For Bixby, at right forward, Molly McCarthy.
01:10:37At left forward, Portence Harris.
01:10:39At center...
01:10:41Get home! Get home! Get home!
01:11:10She's great. You know, Patty, she's almost as good as Daisy Dimple,
01:11:14the world's champion role basketball player. Almost as good.
01:11:23We're gonna beat you! We're gonna beat you!
01:11:27That's the third basket in a row for this fast-breaking Bixby team.
01:11:31Bixby six, Carleton nothing.
01:11:33You said they'd be here before the game.
01:11:35That's what they told me.
01:11:45What's the meaning of this?
01:11:47Excuse us, Grandpa, but we've got to get to Carleton College quick.
01:11:50You going that way?
01:11:51Well, as a matter of fact, I haven't...
01:11:52We're going with you.
01:11:53Oh, you're going with me.
01:11:55Thanks.
01:11:56I'm here.
01:12:20And the half ends with the amazing Bixby team
01:12:23leading by a score of 20 to 16.
01:12:26Across the floor, where the Bixby stands are really jumping,
01:12:29their band and glee club are preparing some between-the-halves entertainment.
01:12:32So let's switch down to our floor microphone.
01:12:39Boy, boy, boy, if you know the score,
01:12:42hoi, hoi, hoi, what you waiting for?
01:12:44Joy, joy, joy, Gava, how do you do?
01:12:48Now that Friday's gone, it's ten to one.
01:12:51There's a lot of fun inside.
01:12:54Jump in on Saturday night.
01:12:57We're behind you.
01:12:59Hi, hi, hi, Mr. Boogeyman.
01:13:01Try, try, try.
01:13:03Jive and if you can.
01:13:04Oh, my, my, what's the matter with you?
01:13:08If you're in a fix and want some kicks,
01:13:10you'll be higher than a car.
01:13:13Jump in on Saturday night.
01:13:17We'll make a gay, hey, day of it.
01:13:21That's the way of it.
01:13:23Blue days are taboo.
01:13:26We'll make a bright, bright night of it.
01:13:30Don't lose sight of it.
01:13:33There's plenty to do.
01:13:36Are you ready?
01:13:37Boy, boy, boy, don't you want to shout,
01:13:40hoi, hoi, hoi, how you making out?
01:13:42Joy, joy, joy, knows a lot about you.
01:13:46When you hit the track, you're jumpin', Jack.
01:13:49Just be careful where you lie.
01:13:52Jump in on Saturday night.
01:13:56Joy, joy, play in on Saturday night.
01:13:57Go in, go, go, go.
01:14:03Mickey, bed and 1983.
01:14:04Go in, go.
01:14:05Come in.
01:14:05Go in.
01:14:16Go in, go, go.
01:15:25E, Y, E, I, S, V, Y, S, V.
01:15:44E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
01:15:50E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
01:15:55E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
01:15:55E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
01:15:55E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E,
01:15:55E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E, E
01:16:23Hey, look at those big amazings.
01:16:27Amazons.
01:16:28Why, they dwarf the other girls.
01:16:29There's not one of them less than six feet tall.
01:16:31They're giants, or maybe I ought to say giantesses.
01:16:33Now remember, we'll get that McCarthy girl first.
01:16:35She's number three.
01:16:49Are you all right, Molly?
01:16:50Are you all right, Molly?
01:16:51I'm okay.
01:16:52Take care of her, Oliver.
01:16:53Our best player.
01:16:55Okay, I'll take care of her.
01:16:58Molly McCarthy's leaving the floor limping badly.
01:17:00Oh, that's a terrible break for Bixby, for Molly's been the spark plug of their team.
01:17:04The horn blows, and the game goes on.
01:17:12Any more of that rough stuff, I'll forfeit the game to Bixby.
01:17:32Now the referee is knocked out cold.
01:17:35That last basket counts.
01:17:38Carlton's now in the lead, 22 to 20.
01:17:40They're carrying the referee out, and Lucille Walters, the Bixby center, was hurt on that
01:17:44same play.
01:17:45This surprised Carlton team is big and rough, very rough.
01:17:48There are no substitutes left on the Bixby bench, and no referee.
01:17:52I wonder what Bixby will do now.
01:17:55Coaches are talking it over in front of the Bixby bench.
01:17:57Anybody you want is okay with me.
01:18:02Slats, go ahead and referee the rest of the game.
01:18:04But we have no more substitutes.
01:18:05Oh, yes, we have.
01:18:07Me.
01:18:08Can you dribble?
01:18:09No, but I can drool a little.
01:18:11No, but I can drool a little.
01:18:44Oh, yeah.
01:18:45Oh, yeah.
01:18:47Oh, yeah.
01:18:51Oh, yeah.
01:18:52Oh, yeah.
01:18:52Oh, yeah.
01:18:53Oh, yeah.
01:18:53Hey, well, don't run with it.
01:18:54Give it to somebody.
01:18:55Here.
01:18:56I don't want it.
01:18:56I don't want it either.
01:18:57I don't want it.
01:18:57I don't want it.
01:18:57But this game is for big girls, not for little girls like me.
01:19:00Hey!
01:19:00Hey!
01:19:00Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:01Hey, hey, hey.
01:19:03Oh!
01:19:05Come on, Mabel.
01:19:06Out of there.
01:19:06Get up!
01:19:13Those last eight points were practically given to Carlton by Bixby's substitute center,
01:19:19who is probably the worst basketball player I've ever seen.
01:19:26How do I do it?
01:19:26Throw it away.
01:19:27Okay.
01:19:31Now, Oliver, you threw it in the wrong basket.
01:19:43Oliver!
01:19:44Oliver!
01:19:45Oliver!
01:19:45Oliver!
01:19:46Are you all right?
01:19:46Oh, my head.
01:19:50Who are you?
01:19:51Why, I'm Patty.
01:19:53Pleased to meet you.
01:19:54Who are you?
01:19:55I'm Slantz.
01:19:56Never saw you before in my life.
01:19:57My head.
01:19:58My head.
01:19:59That bump must have knocked him wacky.
01:20:03Who am I?
01:20:04Boy, well, you're all...
01:20:06You're Daisy Dimple, the greatest girl basketball player in the world.
01:20:10I am?
01:20:11Yeah.
01:20:12Then on with the game.
01:20:13On with the game!
01:20:15Well, let's go.
01:20:16Positions, girls!
01:20:17Positions!
01:20:17β¦
01:20:26β¦
01:20:26β¦
01:20:26β¦
01:20:28β¦
01:21:08It's in! It's in!
01:21:09This amazing girl has just made the score 28 for Bixby to Carlton's 30.
01:21:14The game's nearly over.
01:21:15Another basket will tie the score.
01:21:29And Bixby ties the score at 30 to 30.
01:21:32There are only seconds left to play.
01:21:34That substitute center's unbelievable, incredible, impossible.
01:21:38She's a one-girl tornado.
01:21:39Come on, out of that.
01:21:41Come on, get up.
01:21:45There we are.
01:21:52Hello, Patty.
01:21:52Hello, Slats.
01:21:53Hello, Daisy.
01:21:54Daisy, my name is Oliver.
01:21:55No, no, your name's Daisy.
01:21:57I'm a boy.
01:21:59My name never was Daisy.
01:22:02It is now.
01:22:04Oh, did I hurt you, Oliver?
01:22:06Who are you calling Oliver?
01:22:07My name is Daisy.
01:22:08Daisy, please.
01:22:10Positions, girls.
01:22:11Positions!
01:22:13Everybody, positions!
01:22:16Hmm, Oliver.
01:22:17Never heard of a boy.
01:22:32Hey, throw it to me!
01:22:34Oliver!
01:22:35Me, Oliver!
01:22:36Do it!
01:22:47And Carlton wins 32 to 30.
01:22:50I won't tell you how.
01:22:52You'd never believe it.
01:22:57Finish in theηΆ's Mama.
01:23:03Come on!γ¦
01:23:10Π΄ΠΎΠ»ΠΆΠ΅Π½ Π»ΡΠ±arten ohio! Come
01:23:11on! No!
01:23:14Come on!
01:23:16Come on!
01:23:17Come on!
01:23:17Don't go!
01:23:17No! I won't
01:23:21how. Come on! Come on!
01:23:22Come on!
01:23:22You all ride
01:23:22me! Come
01:23:22on! Be to!
01:23:22I won't
01:23:22You all ride me! Be
01:23:23to, Oof!
01:23:23Woo! He co- Inform!!
01:23:23In the
01:23:42Lois, Louise, I mean, I didn't mean to lose the game because I did my best.
01:23:49Patty, I tried hard.
01:23:54Hey, Schlatz, I didn't mean to lose the game.
01:24:02Everybody thinks I wanted to lose the game.
01:24:06Paying off is a pleasure when you save me all this dough.
01:24:14The little guy thought he was gonna be a hero.
01:24:16I told you everything was in the bag.
01:24:18Well, here's the payoff.
01:24:26Where'd you get that money?
01:24:26I stole the money.
01:24:27I'm gonna wind up in jail.
01:24:29But at least I'll save Bixby.
01:24:30Come on.
01:24:30Come on.
01:24:53Step on it, Grandma.
01:24:54Those guys have my dough.
01:24:55Say, what am I, a pucks?
01:25:00Look at the big fishhook.
01:25:01Fishhook?
01:25:02That's the anchor.
01:25:03That goes overboard.
01:25:10Get it up.
01:25:12You gotta stop the boat.
01:25:14Now, look at you've done.
01:25:15Heading us right back into trouble.
01:25:16Come on, help me raise the sail.
01:25:18Come on, come on, come on.
01:25:19Never mind, stay in the boat.
01:25:21Come on, lift it up.
01:25:22Hurry up.
01:25:29What are you pussing me out here for?
01:25:31There's more room over there.
01:25:33What are you trying to do?
01:25:34Break that boom?
01:25:35Come on in here.
01:25:36Get away.
01:25:37Get out of here.
01:25:39Will you watch out?
01:25:41Get out of here.
01:25:44Get out of here.
01:25:44Get out of here.
01:25:45Silly drivers.
01:25:48Hurry.
01:26:02Slats, pull me in.
01:26:11Hey, watch where you're going.
01:26:35Help!
01:26:36Help!
01:26:37Help!
01:26:37Get out.
01:26:39Help!
01:26:40GetΡΠ΅Π²!
01:26:42Jason, I'm sorry.
01:26:45You have interrupted me now.
01:26:54Stay on the road.
01:26:55Keep it on the road.
01:26:56Keep it on the road.
01:27:14What's the matter?
01:27:15Get out of there.
01:27:16Tim, what's wrong with you?
01:27:17I mean, it's all you.
01:27:18What's the matter with you?
01:27:57What's the matter with you?
01:28:22What's the matter with you?
01:28:31What's the matter with you?
01:28:59You shouldn't be cheering for me.
01:29:02Do your yelling for the man who has taught me what real school spirit means, Oliver Quackenbush.
01:29:10Hooray!
01:29:12Hooray!
01:29:14Hooray!
01:29:14Hooray!
01:29:15Hooray!
01:29:16Hooray!
01:29:17Hooray!
01:29:17And may I add, well done, Oliver.
01:29:20Well done.
01:29:21It certainly is.
01:29:25It certainly is.issa.
01:29:56We're right back.
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