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My Lady Jane Episode 8
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00:06I
00:06Mary would depose you. Do not underestimate her. I want Jane Grey's head on a pike.
00:11I'll send five aging men to fight for you. Take them all. You're alive. I can't leave. She'll kill my
00:17family.
00:17Executing Jane will encourage rioting.
00:21A public trial and accuse her of all manner of depravity. Fine, a public trial.
00:27Furthermore, Jane Grey plot destroying Queen Mary herself.
00:32The treacherous pretender should be duly convicted and her head should be cut off.
00:36The will naming Jane was a clear forgery. Lies. My brother's will was real.
00:41Mary poisoned me and now she wants to kill my cousin. I must stop her.
00:44You wish to reclaim the throne? Do it properly. With power behind you.
00:48Rally an army. I've just received some information that will change everything.
00:52Lady Jane Grey married an Aethion knowingly. Bring him in.
00:57No, there is only one punishment. Death.
01:01I'm sorry.
01:20In 1553, if you fucked up royally, there was an infamous stony pied-à-terre where you were sent to
01:27await execution.
01:28The Tower of London.
01:31The Tower of London.
01:32If you drifted on a man to the ocean
01:35With my wings and fingers in the sea
01:41If you tear your horizon
01:45Jane was last here as a child.
01:48The Tower of London.
01:50She has never forgotten the beheading of Catherine Howard.
01:54King Henry's fifth wife who made some poor life choices but didn't deserve the axe.
02:08And now it is her turn.
02:14Jane Grey is condemned to die.
02:18centred.
02:20Who's the greatest猶anha
02:23Colib번
02:26Who's the biggest猶pez
02:26Bollocks.
02:38portefe
02:40Is my husband Guildford Dudley imprisoned here too?
02:44Please, I need to see him. Just tell me.
03:01The problem with being a cockeyed optimist, with apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein,
03:06is that you can't conceive of a world in which things don't actually work out for you.
03:14No!
03:32Supper time.
03:35Thank you. I'm Jane.
03:39Bless you. It's daffodil season. You should try a pinch of pollen in your morning ale.
03:45That works.
03:46Don't talk to her, George, you dickhead.
03:48But I'm all stuffy.
03:49She's trying to do a Bishop Flambard on us and become mates with the prisoner.
03:52Next thing you know, it's,
03:53Oh please, Mr. Albert, one last drink before I die, then you're shitfaced and their escape into Leeds.
04:00I just need to know about my husband.
04:02The Beast?
04:03Yes, Guildford Dudley's Aethion.
04:06Is he a prisoner here too?
04:07Let's go.
04:08If you know something, please tell me.
04:12Please, can you tell me anything?
04:16He's not here.
04:26Green, Queen Jane!
04:30Green, Queen Jane!
04:31Green, Queen Jane!
04:35Green, Queen Jane!
04:41What's that blasted noise?
04:44I don't hear anything.
04:55Yeah.
04:59Yes!
05:01Six out of six.
05:02Oddly a contest.
05:04Your Majesty.
05:06The people are screaming out for Jane's release.
05:10There's no time for bloodthirsty games.
05:12Let me handle the public, Norfolk.
05:14They love me.
05:17Oh, look who's here.
05:20Speaking up for Jane Grey was a very silly thing to do, Elizabeth.
05:24Mary, please.
05:25Time to run.
05:28Now.
05:35Mary!
05:36Stop it. Just stop it.
05:38I'm teaching her a lesson.
05:39A lesson?
05:40Listen to them out there.
05:41They are calling for Aethian rights.
05:44Stop this fire before it spreads.
05:45Be a queen, not a tyrant.
05:51Step aside, Norfolk.
05:54Your Majesty.
05:55I profoundly apologize.
05:59I forgot myself.
06:05Mary, please!
06:07Mary!
06:08How could you?
06:10You!
06:21Oopsie-daisie.
06:30Well done, Your Majesty.
06:32Now, might I have a word?
06:33I have an idea to settle this silly unrest.
06:40Prison slop is nothing compared to the torture of not knowing if your loved one is safe.
06:46Where in the gods is Guildford?
06:48And, oh, that's rather sharp.
07:01Yes!
07:15From this height, a fall would mean instant death.
07:19Jane is desperate.
07:22But she's not stupid.
07:29Jane.
07:31Hello, Mother.
07:36I've saved you.
07:37You're welcome.
07:38Where's Guildford?
07:40Alive.
07:41For now.
07:42Seymour has him.
07:44Oh, no.
07:44Oh, no.
07:46You're upset.
07:48For the man who's lied to you.
07:51Who's the very reason that you're here.
07:52You're the reason I'm here.
07:54Oh, grow up!
07:55And accept a modicum of responsibility.
07:58And accept a modicum of responsibility.
07:59You push the country too far.
08:01No, no.
08:02The council.
08:03The noble men.
08:04I push them too far.
08:05Not the country.
08:06The country wants to change.
08:08Of course, why does she always disagree with everything I say?
08:11Listen.
08:14I have made a deal with Mary for your life.
08:18You have to denounce Aetianism and your beast husband.
08:23You must say that you are under the beast's spell.
08:27You know I won't do that.
08:29This is all my fault.
08:31I made you smart, but I left you weak.
08:34I should have let you see all the nastiness and brutality this world has to offer.
08:38Maybe then you'd understand.
08:39I'm not weak.
08:40I'm just not cold.
08:41And unloving.
08:43And unlovable.
08:47Oh.
08:49Is that what you think?
08:51That I don't love.
08:55I do love.
08:57And I'm begging you, Jane, as your mother, to stop being such a fucking loser and take the deal!
09:05Thank you for the wise counsel, Mother.
09:09Tell Mary I want to see my husband.
09:12And then we'll talk.
09:17Guards!
09:43God.
09:45God.
09:46God.
09:46God.
09:47God.
09:47God.
09:48God.
09:48God.
09:49God.
09:49Who's that?
09:50Don't show.
09:51That don't attract their attention.
09:54and the best thing you can hope for is they forget you exist who are you what is this place
10:00her name's alice and you are in a secret prison just for us beasts a secret prison
10:18all right beast exactly 73 hours until her execution that's 4 380 minutes 262 800 seconds
10:36it takes three seconds to breathe in and out that's eighty seven thousand six hundred breaths
10:43until she will never breathe again
10:48we've orders to take you to the stables milady you're gonna see your husband after all
11:02gilford
11:06so
11:14I don't know.
11:39No, no, no!
11:41No!
11:44No!
11:47Oh, Kilford!
11:50No!
11:52No!
11:54Gotcha!
11:57That's not your beast.
11:59Stop blubbing.
12:05Kilford's not dead?
12:06No, it's just James.
12:10You're evil.
12:12Well, it serves you right.
12:14Telling your mother to ask me for favours.
12:17Tell me where he is.
12:18No.
12:20Jane, I'm gonna cut off your head, just as we did that gelding there.
12:24And everyone you've ever known will watch for sport.
12:29But you can still save your beastly husband.
12:34All you have to do is read this in court.
12:46And if I read this, you'll spare his life?
12:50Yes.
12:54I can't trust you.
12:58I know.
13:16Let's stop worrying.
13:18One of us has to.
13:20The pack will help us, I know it.
13:23Now they'll string us up by our feet.
13:29As king, Edward was always too sick or too poisoned
13:34to really think about what exile meant for the Aethians under his rule.
13:39It meant hunger, misery, camping.
13:46This is how Aethians live, not by choice.
13:51Look, when you strike the flint, are you listening?
13:54Must I really learn this?
13:56I mean, wouldn't you always be here to do it for me?
13:58We told you the rules and we took you in.
13:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:01What were they again?
14:04Perhaps this was a mistake.
14:07You shittingly.
14:11Edward!
14:13King Edward!
14:13It is him!
14:17Your Majesty, what the fuck is going on?
14:21You're dead.
14:22You died?
14:22I'm alive.
14:23He's alive!
14:24And I need your help.
14:27Mary took the palace and arrested Jane.
14:30She will lose her head if we don't stop it.
14:32What?
14:32Where is Jane then?
14:34The Tower of London.
14:36I must retake the throne.
14:37It's the only way to save her.
14:39And I need you to fight by my side.
14:42Why don't you go to your own people?
14:44There must be nobles who'd help the great Verity king.
14:47Too far, there's no time.
14:49Oh, we can't help you.
14:50Sorry.
14:53Wait!
14:54When I was king, I allowed terrible things to happen to Aetheans.
14:57And I must live with that forever.
14:59And I'm so sorry.
15:03But Jane deserves our help.
15:06Now that Mary is queen, she will purge your people from this earth unless we stop her.
15:12And when I am king again, I will be your champion.
15:17I will fight for you the way I should have before.
15:19I promise.
15:29It's too late for promises.
15:32Susanna?
15:34I'm lying.
15:36I'm sorry.
15:53Get away from me!
15:54Why?
15:55Why do you think you're Lord Seymour's son?
15:58If I'd known he was returning with an army, I would have told you.
16:01Catherine, let me prove my love and loyalty to you.
16:07Run away with me.
16:09You're delusional!
16:11I have money working for Norfolk.
16:13We can go to Switzerland, Corsica, Naples, anywhere Seymour spies can't find us.
16:17You can't.
16:19Jane is going to die.
16:21Margaret has abandoned us.
16:22And yes, my mother can be and usually is an utter nightmare, but she's still my mother.
16:27I'm all she has left.
16:38Good people.
16:40My dying wish is for Queen Mary to eradicate Aetianism in England.
16:50I endorse her plan for extermination.
16:56Morals for some are slippery little suckers, but for Jane, they are as sturdy as the centre of the very
17:02earth upon which we all currently stand.
17:05Unless, of course, you're watching this on an aeroplane, in which case, never mind.
17:10May she hunt them down, one by one.
17:14You don't sound convinced.
17:17So?
17:17I've been listening, and you need to sound like you believe what you're saying, if you want to save your
17:22husband.
17:22Why do you care about my husband?
17:30I had a cousin, in tooting.
17:36And then he changed.
17:39We hid him for a while, but, um, he was found.
17:43You know, the world is what it is, but it seems like your husband has a chance.
17:51Just read her speech.
17:53Please.
17:55Please, can you find a way to get a message to him?
17:58And I need Guildford to know that I don't mean a single word of it.
18:03What are you doing in there?
18:04Nothing, sir. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
18:08Never walk to prisoners.
18:20It's me.
18:23Time to die.
18:25Or you can live.
18:27What?
18:28We can fake it.
18:30All we need is a proxy, and I happen to have quite a few lined up.
18:34Sack over the head, dead body, yada, yada.
18:37And voila.
18:39The whole world will believe that you have been executed.
18:45And then what happens?
18:46Then you stay with me.
18:48I'm always looking for able-bodied young beasts who do what they must for queen and country.
18:57I would rather die than rot here in your prison.
19:00This is not just a prison.
19:04We do all sorts of fun things here.
19:06Spying, arson, assassinations, medical research.
19:11We've been trying to crack a cure for years.
19:14Something I've heard would be of particular interest to you.
19:20There is no cure.
19:23Point is, you can either stay alive here or perish painfully with your bride.
19:35Well, then at least I'll get to see Jane one last time before I die.
19:41How about your way?
19:56Wake me!
20:04My tummy's in knots.
20:06I'm not done.
20:07It always gets like this when I'm excited.
20:10And the spectacle I have planned for Guildford Dudley would make the ancient Romans squeal with delight.
20:15Didn't you promise Jane that you would spare his life?
20:17You have much to learn about politics, Puppet.
20:20Lies are our friends.
20:24What will you do to him?
20:25Well, first I'm going to...
20:26I'm on the low!
20:28Uh, Your Majesty, this has just arrived from...
20:31Out!
20:34Did someone get me a pretty?
20:35Oh, who?
20:37Oh, uh, Prince Philip of Spain.
20:41Oh.
20:42Boy.
20:44Huh.
20:45What is it?
20:47Open it.
20:57Yes?
21:00You have a visitor.
21:03Jane.
21:04Hi.
21:05What are you doing here?
21:06Did Mother send you?
21:08She hates me.
21:09No, she doesn't.
21:10It's just her way.
21:11No, it's her shit way.
21:16Mary tells me everything now.
21:18So trust me, you're bollocks.
21:20Mary lied.
21:22There's nothing you can do to save Guildford.
21:25She'll execute you both together.
21:29Of course she will.
21:32Thank you for telling me.
21:37I'm so sorry.
21:39I don't want you to die.
21:44You...
21:46Are a strong, sharp, fiery little imp.
21:53But also remember to be kind.
21:57Expect people to be good.
22:00Forgive them when they're not.
22:03Are you talking about her mother?
22:07I suppose I am.
22:11Right.
22:12Time's up.
22:19Fuck Mary.
22:21Fuck Mary indeed.
22:39For what might just be the last time in her life, Jane has a plan.
22:55Knock, knock.
22:57Knock, knock.
22:58You're in a pleasant mood.
23:00Yes, I'm in love.
23:02Squidgey.
23:03Even that.
23:07What could it be?
23:09What could it be?
23:12Dear gods.
23:13Yes, it's from Prince Philip of Spain.
23:15The arm of their very last Aethion.
23:18Philip wiped them out entirely.
23:19Isn't that charmingly proficient of him?
23:21His beast inquisition has been so successful
23:23he wants to join forces to eradicate them on English soil.
23:26It seems to have a ring on its finger.
23:29Don't tell me.
23:30Yes, I'm going to marry him.
23:31Over my dead body.
23:32Oh, shut it, Seymour.
23:33I was never going to marry you.
23:35Not when I could have a real prince.
23:39But I am fond of you.
23:40And that is why.
23:43I found your bride.
24:01Oh, fuck it, me.
24:04Escaping!
24:05The prince is escaping!
24:11There!
24:12Up there!
24:18That's it!
24:19Pull her back in!
24:21Get her in!
24:22Come on!
24:23That's it!
24:26That is fixed.
24:33You can't make me do this.
24:34Actually, she's the queen.
24:36She can make us do whatever she wants.
24:38So now we're all going to be one big happy family.
24:41All's well that ends well.
24:43Somebody should write that down.
24:47Do it.
24:48Your majesty.
24:49I'm so sorry.
24:49Catherine.
24:50Catherine, stop this incident.
24:52Catherine, come back.
24:53You're bartering me again.
24:55I am not.
24:56I am saving you.
24:57I'm doing this for our family.
24:58Do your duty.
24:59to you? No. What did you say? I said, I said, no! No, no, no, no! No!
25:32Marry me.
25:43There is a poisonous moss called aconitum napolis. When mixed with calcium hydroxide from, say,
25:50a chalk wall, it becomes a lethal neurotoxin.
25:58Then all you need is a cunning delivery method.
26:04Guards. Let's get this over with.
26:31Well, well, well. Here we are again. Let's hear that speech. Only to save Guildford.
26:47And the best thing of all about poison is how many artful ways there are to force an enemy
26:53to ingest it.
26:55Ready. Before I speak, I must beg forgiveness from my cousin. With a kiss.
27:02And the best thing is how many artful ways there are to force an enemy.
27:05Jekyll! Come on!
27:07It's customary.
27:09Read the speech.
27:29I'd like to say, I have made mistakes as your queen. I am headstrong. I am
27:40selfish. Impulsive.
27:44This isn't the speech I said.
27:45But that is not why I am condemned.
27:48I am condemned because there is a sickness in this kingdom.
27:52Take her away!
27:53The rich and powerful want you to hate Aetheans so you don't see the real evil.
27:58Ned!
27:59I will not condemn Aetheans. I condemn you, Mary!
28:03Jane Greyhound and your wretched face-loving head!
28:07I condemn you!
28:12I will not condemn you!
28:15I will not condemn you!
28:16I will not condemn you!
28:18I will not condemn you!
28:18Dad, did we have to dress as peasants of all things?
28:22Stanley, a daring rescue is hardly the time for sartorial grousing.
28:26Stop bitching about your clothes.
28:28Let's face it, if anyone can carry off this look, it's we Dudleys.
28:36Ah, the call of nature. This is our chance. Follow me, do what I do.
28:53Please, do what I do.
28:57Please, do what I do.
28:57Father, Lord.
29:05Let's do it.
29:08Yes.
29:08Did you.
29:09Yes.
29:10Oh, no.
29:11What's that?
29:18Dad?
29:19Well, of course it's me.
29:21Time is of the essence.
29:29Devil!
29:31My king!
29:33What the fuck are you doing?
29:35This is for my brother.
29:42I thought you said this type of swashbuckling escape was too great a risk.
29:46You still don't get it, do you?
29:48I would walk through a fire for you.
29:51I've got it! I've got it!
29:53I've got it!
29:55Hi, brother.
29:56Hi, Stan.
30:00Let's get out of this hell home.
30:01Wait, wait.
30:02Alice, come with us.
30:03What the devil is she?
30:05It's Alice.
30:06Stan, key.
30:07How do you do?
30:08I've certainly done it.
30:09Don't let the visor scare you.
30:11I'm undercover.
30:16I can't.
30:18I've seen what he does to those who try to escape.
30:20You should change your mind.
30:22Free yourself.
30:23Free everyone.
30:24Cheerio.
30:26Come on!
30:27Pull charge!
30:31Keep up with me!
30:32Come on!
30:33Come on!
30:34Run!
30:36You two.
30:37Run.
30:39I'll handle this.
30:40Absolutely not!
30:42Go.
30:43I have enough death on my conscience.
30:47Kilford.
30:48You did not kill your mother.
30:52I mean, you did, but it was an accident.
30:55You didn't hurt.
30:55You didn't mean to hurt her.
30:57Horses are such unwieldy creatures.
31:00No wonder you sent me away.
31:02I was consumed by grief.
31:04And I couldn't think what else to do.
31:07Oh, Kilford.
31:08You must forgive yourself.
31:11Your mother loved you.
31:21I smell a hug.
31:22You can't smell hugs, Stanley.
31:25Douglas!
31:26Halt!
31:28Dad!
31:29Stan!
31:30Leave me!
31:31I mean it!
31:31Leave me!
31:31Go!
31:32Stan!
31:33Take Dad!
31:34Now!
31:34Go!
31:35Go!
31:38I'll take the beast alone.
31:41Come on then, Seymour.
31:43I've heard you rather enjoy pain.
31:47First I'll kill you.
31:50Then I shall find your treacherous father and brother.
31:54And kill them too.
32:07Not bad at all.
32:12You're not bad at all.
32:19Come on!
32:21Mom!
32:24Come on!
32:26Ah!
32:31Ah!
32:32Oh!
32:35Ah!
32:37Ah!
32:37Ah!
32:38Aha!
32:41Oh!
33:10Don't! Do something, you morons!
33:20Just kill me quickly.
33:22Take him back to his cell.
33:24I shall enjoy watching you burn.
33:29With just hours until her execution,
33:33Jane ponders all the doomed women who came before her.
33:38Their lives reduced to nothing more than their deaths.
33:43Catherine Howard spent hours practising how to lay her head on the block just right.
33:49Anne Boleyn hired an expert swordsman from Calais
33:52to ensure her head would be lopped off in one swift stroke.
33:58Anne Askew was burned, Margaret Pole butchered,
34:02Elizabeth Barton hanged.
34:07Jane wonders if these women could have done something to change their fate.
34:14Would they?
34:17Even if the price was their soul.
34:22If you had to choose between the axe and the fire, which would it be?
34:26Fire.
34:28Nah, wait.
34:31Axe. Definitely.
34:33Right.
34:34I'm off to drain the dragon.
34:39George?
34:41Yes, my lady?
34:42I was wondering if, for my last request, you might possibly bring me some wine.
34:49Of course, my lady.
34:51If I were you, I would get absolutely hammered.
35:06What?
35:08I can't sacrifice a hundred of us to try and save her and probably fail anyway.
35:13You do see that, right?
35:15Arthur, please.
35:16She's my friend.
35:17She fought for us.
35:19People here know that.
35:20They like her.
35:21They would...
35:21Susanna.
35:23I need you.
35:25I need your strength and your smarts.
35:27The Scots are coming to help take the throne.
35:32If so is a war.
35:39So stupid.
35:42And now that I know the truth, I could actually change the kingdom.
35:47I can't do anything. I'm powerless and useless.
35:50Shut up!
35:52What?
35:52If you're not the man I thought you were, the guy who punched a nun in the face just to
35:56save my sorry arse, then fuck off.
35:58But don't sit here and piss and moan about the man you used to be.
36:02You want to save Jane?
36:04You want to unite the kingdom, then do it.
36:06What would you have me do?
36:08Think of something.
36:19I have an idea.
36:24The wine is French, my lady.
36:27A bit talky, but it gets the job done.
36:30Won't you join me?
36:32Oh.
36:33There isn't enough wine for me to Bishop Flambard you.
36:37Go on then. Just a cheeky one.
37:05Swirling it's supposed to be good for the taste.
37:08Goodness me, you're clever.
37:12Oh, I tried your bit with the pollen, by the way.
37:15It's a bloody miracle, thank you.
37:18Well then.
37:20Cheers.
37:26What was that for?
37:28I saw a spider.
37:30It was enormous.
37:31This horrid thing is hairy with teeth.
37:37Here, take mine.
37:41To your health.
37:43To your health.
37:56Right then.
38:00Go get the other guards, tell them that I'll be ready.
38:20This is it.
38:22The night we've all been waiting for.
38:25If you love booze, banter and blood,
38:29welcome to the ultimate Tudor Jamboree.
38:32If you're a thing.
38:34I'm coming to the bank.
38:38I guess we'll see.
38:40If I can't put on together.
38:44I got loose out the lines drawn.
38:49I'm gonna take the time.
38:51I'm gonna take the time to the time.
38:53I'm gonna take the time to the time.
38:54I'm gonna take the time.
38:54Cause I'm gonna show you where you belong.
38:56No matter how fast you run.
38:59You can't tell me how it's gonna be.
39:14Where's my little wifey to be?
39:16Where's Kathleen?
39:19She'll be here soon.
39:22What a joyous occasion.
39:26Who's ready to party?
39:28I am.
39:30Who's ready to party?
39:32Who's ready to party?
39:35Who's ready to party?
39:40What a-
40:01Dave!
40:30Come on, give up!
40:50Our perfectly imperfect heroine has just one regret.
40:55She didn't ever tell Guildford that what she feels for him is indeed true love.
41:02And that love might just give her the strength to die.
41:07Do you forgive me, my lady?
41:11Fuck no.
41:28No!
41:33Is it up to you?
41:35Where is it?
41:37Yeah!
41:58Oh, my God.
42:24Oh, my God.
42:54Oh, my God.
43:16We're coming for you.
43:20No!
43:23No!
43:31No!
43:32No!
43:35No!
43:42James!
43:43What are you doing?
43:44Shies like I'm saving you!
43:46Jane, don't you burn!
43:53Come on!
43:54Come on! I can't!
43:57I can't break them!
43:59Leave me.
44:04Never.
44:06I'll never leave you.
44:10I love you.
44:15I love you too.
44:17No!
44:34What is it?
44:36Get out of me. Get out of me.
44:38No!
44:43No!
44:43Get out of me!
44:51No!
44:53No!
44:53No!
45:00No!
45:02No!
45:04Ah...
45:13Get off your end, Arthur!
45:16Get after us!
45:19Dad, we need to carry on!
45:27Get her!
45:29No!
45:37Oh, hell yeah! Run, my brother!
45:41Dudleys, never say die!
45:47That's right, chaps. Jane and Guildford live.
45:51But our story is not over yet.
45:55Because Mary is still queen.
45:58Sister, please.
45:59And she is...
46:00Calm yourself.
46:01...most vexed.
46:04The palace still holds many secrets.
46:08And secret lovers.
46:18And secret nuptials.
46:23But for now, our heroes are enjoying their hard-won freedom.
46:31Because love, true love, really can conquer all.
46:37You know.
46:39Ish.
46:40Well, then, Jane Grey.
46:42Yes, Guildford Dudley.
46:44What should we do with the rest of our lives?
46:46Hmm.
46:47I have been thinking about that.
46:49Venice?
46:50Oh, you'd fucking love Constantinople.
46:53Massive library.
46:59We can't leave.
47:02I was rather hoping you wouldn't say that.
47:05I won't run.
47:06I must go back.
47:13You don't have to come with me.
47:18Of course I'm coming with you.
47:21Well, I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:40I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:49I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:54I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:57I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:57I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:57I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:58I was rather hoping you would say that.
47:58I was rather hoping you would say that.
48:00I was rather hoping you would say that.
48:05I was rather hoping you would say that.
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