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My Lady Jane Episode 3
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00:06I do.
00:07Because I'm your Lord Husband!
00:09Who you are to love, honour and obey!
00:11Tell me about you.
00:12My fiancée has the plague.
00:14Oh, bad luck.
00:15My husband's dead.
00:16Where is Lord Guildford?
00:17He keeps a bed down by the stables.
00:19Jane, I really need to be alone.
00:21You're a horse!
00:23Guildford can't control his Aethian powers.
00:25Why?
00:25It's a sort of horse-by-day, man-by-night thing.
00:28It's a poisonous box!
00:29To whom did you sell this?
00:30Guy with a creepy ring.
00:31Jane, what do you know about poison?
00:32The Florentine Widowmaker.
00:33How bad is it?
00:34Catastrophic.
00:35I have reason to believe that my would-be assassin is somebody at court.
00:38How's my baby brother?
00:39He knows.
00:40He knows.
00:41I'm taking charge.
00:42Jane, you don't know what it's like out there.
00:44It's dangerous.
00:45Aethian's the pack.
00:46You won't be saved.
00:49I'm so sorry.
00:50This whole line...
00:51He's gonna go!
00:52We must safeguard the will.
00:55Right now.
00:55Whoever gets the crown controls the world.
00:58King Edward's will.
00:59It's missing.
01:00This marriage was never my desire.
01:01So a divorce.
01:02Fine.
01:03You find me my cure, and this marriage is over.
01:05I have ascertained the identity of your poison.
01:09Arrest, Lord Dudley!
01:10The eye ring.
01:11We must move you to the North Turret.
01:13You must have fallen trying to escape.
01:14Edward is dead!
01:22The ideal honeymoon has oodles of wine, food and vigorous rompy-pompy.
01:29But for Jane Grey, newlywed life offers nothing but solitude, reading and research about a horse curse that plagues her
01:38husband.
01:39It's rather lonely.
01:44Oh.
01:45I imagined you in bed.
01:47I mean, I thought you'd be asleep.
01:50I don't sleep much.
01:52Been preparing our next attempt.
01:56Can you tell me about the first time you changed?
01:58Perhaps if I understood more, you refused to talk about it?
02:01We don't have time for that.
02:03It's almost all.
02:07Get your things.
02:13Guilford.
02:14What if we've been going about this all wrong?
02:16We've tried nine cures.
02:18All failures.
02:19I'm all out.
02:19I read all your Ethiine cure books.
02:21Most of them are poppycock.
02:23The point is, what if rather than trying to cure your condition,
02:28we find a way to control it?
02:31I'd still be Ethiine.
02:33Yes, but if you could hide it...
02:34Jane, try to understand.
02:36I want to be free of this curse.
02:38Forever.
02:39Gods.
02:40Even if it kills me.
02:42Have you always been this melodramatic?
02:44Have you always been this argumentative?
02:45Yes.
02:46Actually.
02:50Take off your shirt.
02:54Give me a reason to love you.
03:02Give me a reason to be a woman.
03:16I just want to be a woman.
03:24Exi.
03:25Ergo.
03:27Transgressor.
03:28Animalis.
03:28For those of you who didn't go to that kind of school,
03:32Jane's Latin is an incantation that promises to drive the Aethean devil from Guilford's soul.
03:41At this moment, her natural intellectual scepticism has been replaced with, of all things, hope.
03:52Exi.
03:53Ergo.
03:54Transgressor.
03:55Animales.
03:56Exi.
03:57Ergo.
03:57Transgressor.
03:58Animales.
04:00Exi.
04:01Ergo.
04:01Transgressor.
04:02Animales.
04:02No, no, no, no.
04:04No!
04:05No!
04:08Oh.
04:09You thought Jane could perform magic.
04:13Well, I'm sorry.
04:16This isn't that kind of story.
04:25Few things vex Jane as acutely as failure.
04:30As she makes her way back to the faraway ancestral home of her equine husband, Jane finds herself stumped.
04:38And if Jane, the smartest girl in the kingdom, is stumped, one might conclude, wait a moment, what's that?
04:50A ransom note.
04:51Susanna.
04:59Oh, how many times.
05:02Will you stop your urination?
05:05This is a ventilation aperture, not a piss-wire.
05:09Boy, shut it.
05:10You there.
05:11Open up.
05:14What do you want?
05:15Listen to me.
05:16I did not poison the king, but I do believe his life is in the gravest of danger.
05:21I must speak to his majesty.
05:24There's been a terrible misunderstanding.
05:26All you prisoners say that.
05:27No.
05:28It's true.
05:29You should boil alive for your crimes.
05:31Boiling?
05:32Are we still doing that?
05:33You're doing that.
05:35On Friday, actually.
05:36In a great big iron pot in Smithfield.
05:38Ye gods in this day and age.
05:41You think we'd be a bit more sophisticated.
05:42Do you remember Richard Roos?
05:45I said to King Henry, I said, boiling your own cook.
05:48That's a bit on the schnoz, isn't it?
05:50Look, Jim.
05:51George.
05:52George.
05:52I am innocent.
05:54I've been framed.
05:56The king must know the truth so we can straighten out this whole kerfafel.
06:01Brie Morais.
06:02He's already dead.
06:04What?
06:05The will!
06:07No.
06:07Please.
06:08Get my son, Stan.
06:11Lanky fellow, hair spun like gold.
06:13Get my son!
06:16Oh, Bertie.
06:18Thank the gods.
06:18Sweet lady Jane.
06:21Care for a nice fresh peach.
06:23Fragrant bath.
06:24Captain Bond's just like kittens.
06:26I need fifty pounds.
06:27Fifty pounds of what?
06:28Gold.
06:28Silver plate.
06:29Please.
06:29I need to help my friend.
06:30You'll have to ask the master when he returns from town.
06:33He is my husband.
06:34What's his is mine.
06:35No.
06:36What's his is his.
06:37Including you.
06:40Did you treat the former Lady Dudley this way?
06:43Guildford's mother.
06:44Now, there was a lady.
06:45Brilliant.
06:46But more usefully, beautiful.
06:48And a wonderful bosom.
06:50Firm, pert, succulent.
06:52You know what they say.
06:54More than a handfuls of waste.
06:55And when she died, poor Guildford was nearly...
06:59Nearly what?
07:01Dear me, what was I saying?
07:04Ah, yes.
07:06Without the master's permission, I cannot give you anything except a peach.
07:11Or a kitten.
07:23I need to see my brother immediately.
07:25Your Highness, the King's health has taken a turn.
07:28He must not be disturbed.
07:32On whose orders?
07:34Oh, the King is dead!
07:37Say it again.
07:38The King is dead!
07:40When you're celebrating a successful regicide and your own impending coronation,
07:46the last thing you want is a drop-in.
07:50Not today, thank you.
07:51Lord Seymour.
07:52I haven't seen King Edward for days.
07:54Have you seen him?
07:54No.
07:56Oh, she's irritating, isn't she?
07:58What?
07:59Best suspects.
08:01No, no, no.
08:01That's just her face.
08:02Come on.
08:03My time of waiting, Seymour.
08:04I wish to announce Edward's death.
08:05Not yet.
08:09We spoke about this, Squidgy.
08:11It's a process.
08:13First, we have to get the Privy Council involved.
08:15We have to retrieve Edward's body.
08:16Oh, fuck that noise.
08:17We should probably float it halfway down to Kent by now.
08:20Since everyone believes he was poisoned by Lord Dudley, why do we need a body?
08:24Let's just announce it.
08:24Read Edward's will.
08:25Get on with it.
08:26Not yet.
08:28Why not?
08:30You have the will.
08:31It names me.
08:33Of course I have the will.
08:35Of course it names you.
08:37Seymour is lying.
08:39Just give me this evening to tie up a few loose ends.
08:43Fine.
08:43Oh.
08:44Seymour does not have Edward's will.
08:46The document has, in fact, fucked off to parts unknown.
08:52God, thank the Queen!
08:56It's not in the Chancery, sir.
08:58We checked every nook and cranny.
09:01New assignment, Phillips.
09:02Find Lady Jane Grey and her drunken spouse.
09:07Kill one.
09:08Shall I chuck her down the stairs, Lord Seymour?
09:10Classic.
09:11I don't care.
09:11Yes.
09:12Get creative.
09:13Go in disguise and make it look like an accident.
09:16Yes, sir.
09:17Just one question.
09:18May I take the new boy with me?
09:19Pop the old murder cherry.
09:21Make a man of me, my lord.
09:23Whatever.
09:25Just kill them.
09:27Tonight.
09:30Dad!
09:31Stanley!
09:32Have you got the will?
09:34Don't be mad.
09:35Oh, bugger.
09:35I went to the Chancery, just like you asked.
09:37But the King's will for the succession has been stolen.
09:40Stolen?
09:41Stolen.
09:41The door was smashed to smithereens, eh?
09:44All right.
09:44Plan B.
09:45I need an alibi.
09:47Here's a pitch.
09:48We were on a chummy jaunt to the coast.
09:51Devon.
09:52Just you and me.
09:53Father and son.
09:54Best mates.
09:54We need an alibi people will believe.
09:58Well, I suppose you'd like me to fetch Guilford.
10:01You leave Guilford out of this.
10:03He's safer where he is.
10:04No, no, no, no, no.
10:05We need someone with royal blood.
10:07Someone with skills, with smarts, with the scheming prowess to get me out of here.
10:13I need...
10:14Francis!
10:17Francis!
10:20Dad's gonna be bald alive.
10:22Yes, and?
10:23Oh, and...
10:24Oh, hi, girls.
10:25We must save him.
10:26He's innocent.
10:26You know that.
10:28Gosh, you all look awfully smart.
10:31Wait.
10:32What are you girls doing?
10:33There's my precious lambkin.
10:36Come hither, my little turtle dove.
10:38Come hither.
10:42Darling Catherine.
10:44I knew this day would come.
10:46Ever since I held you in my arms in your babyhood.
10:53Oh, it's a wedding.
10:54I love weddings.
10:59Richard?
11:03Okay.
11:17Hallelujah, not a wedding.
11:17Guilford, finally...
11:18Marcia has returned from town.
11:21Evening, Bertie.
11:22Marvellous spread.
11:23You've outdone yourself.
11:24Oh, me.
11:25Mm.
11:27Guilford?
11:28Guilford?
11:31Thank you, Bertie.
11:33You may retire for the night if you wish.
11:41Look at this.
11:45A ransom note.
11:47The pack wants 50 quid for someone called Susanna.
11:50My maid. My friend.
11:52She's Eithy and the pack must have seen us speaking in the tavern and turned on her.
11:55And now she's the hostage.
11:58It's all my fault.
12:00This is extortion. We can't pay this.
12:04They said that they'll slit her throat if we don't.
12:06No, Jane. I mean, we literally can't pay it.
12:09My father's in debt up to his balls.
12:12Eyeballs.
12:15So he lied.
12:18You're supposed to be rich. That was the whole point.
12:20I didn't arrange this marriage.
12:22Fine. Then I'll take your family's silver.
12:26Are you serious?
12:28Jane. Jane. Stop.
12:29The beasts won't harm each other, but they will not hesitate to kill you.
12:33You do not know that.
12:34I know Eithyans.
12:35Guildford, either you help me or you shut up and get out of my way.
12:38And what if I forbid it?
12:40Oh, go on, then forbid it.
12:42I tell your po-faced servant to lock up your wife, I dare you.
12:49Now have a nice big drink.
12:50Yes, I will, thank you.
12:51Have fun getting yourself killed.
12:53I will, thank you.
13:02My sister and I have been praying all night for the health of our beloved brother.
13:09Sadly, our prayers have failed.
13:13King Edward will not last the night.
13:15He has been overtaken by delirium.
13:19But before he succumbed, he commanded me as his heir to expand the division laws
13:28and once and for all eliminate the Aethian menace.
13:33Nay.
13:35Nay.
13:36Nay.
13:39He is not yet dead.
13:43Give it a few hours.
13:44And you are not yet queen.
13:48You cannot change laws, let alone sit on the ruddy throne,
13:54until Edward is confirmed deceased and...
13:58his will names you.
14:08Lord Wessex, what remarkable devotion to our dear brother.
14:14Your grump-papa fought valiantly at the Battle of Towton, did he not?
14:18And?
14:20Well, it's never too late to reward a good turn.
14:24How's the Gipton Castle sound?
14:28I've always wanted that castle.
14:31Good.
14:32Off you go.
14:34In fact, you're all dismissed.
14:38Not you, Bess.
14:39Stay.
14:42Sister, may I...
14:43I mean, I wish to visit Edward before you...
14:47You cannot.
14:49I must confess something dreadful.
14:52But you must guard this secret with your whole heart.
14:56Edward is already dead.
14:58What?
15:00When?
15:02Last night.
15:04In the throes of his delirium, he...
15:08defenestrated.
15:10What?
15:11Right out the window.
15:13It's devastating.
15:15But then again, Edward was at death's door for...
15:18his entire life, really, so it's not that much of a shocker, is it?
15:23That makes you...
15:25That makes you...
15:25Queen.
15:27Yes, I shall be.
15:30The first queen in 500 years.
15:32Think of it.
15:36On my sweet stall, Bess, what would I do without you?
15:40If only Daddy could see us now.
15:49Fun fact.
15:52Traversing the woods at night...
15:55is, and always has been...
15:57a very bad idea.
15:59a very bad idea.
16:23You're the fucking tits!
16:25Fuck!
16:26Fuck you!
16:27Did you really intend to brain me with that rock?
16:29Of course, I thought you were a vagabond, or a brigand or something.
16:32You're far too handsome to be a vagabond.
16:35Or a brigand.
16:36Next time, pick a bigger rock.
16:38You can't force me to go back.
16:39Well, it's clearly quite impossible to force you to do anything.
16:41But, seeing as a dead wife might be challenging to explain to the authorities without drawing unwanted attention.
16:46I... Jane! Please, Jane! Come on.
16:51I am here because you asked me to help you.
16:55So let me.
16:56I know a shortcut.
16:57We'll reach the Elysian camp and surprise them.
17:00Fine.
17:02I'll need a dagger.
17:04Luckily, I have a spare.
17:06That's not a dagger.
17:09This is a dagger.
17:23You know the old adage about forcing your daughter to marry against her will in order to assure your own
17:29financial security.
17:31It's easier the second time.
17:33And, of course, as the illustrious Knox said, to promote a woman to bear rule above any realm is repugnant
17:42to nature.
17:45But, in any event, I'm confident that the rumours of Edward's imminent demise are greatly exaggerated and we need not
17:55fear the idiocy of a female monarch.
18:00That's mine.
18:01That's mine.
18:03That's mine.
18:04A toast to my wife.
18:05To Catherine.
18:06To Catherine.
18:22To Catherine.
18:23Catherine, you can't let Mother do this.
18:25It's already done.
18:32Meanwhile, in a place that Elysians only whisper about.
18:50It's me.
18:51Hurrah!
18:53Lord Seymour, the will is nearly done.
18:56You will need the royal seal to prove authenticity.
18:59No one will dare refute me.
19:01And by morning, the only possible usurper to the throne will be dead.
19:06Oh.
19:07Look at the third.
19:09Princess Mary will be pleased as punch.
19:13Congratulations.
19:15You have won your freedom.
19:18Truly?
19:19Yes.
19:20Thank you, sir.
19:21No, no.
19:22Not like that.
19:24People might think I have some sort of untoward Aethian prison down here.
19:26Go on.
19:27Change.
19:32Oh.
19:35Such a little fellow.
19:47You're undercover as a peasant, Hodgkins.
19:50Not a slob.
19:50Yes, folks.
20:01Wake your master.
20:03I do beg your pardon?
20:05Where are my manners?
20:07We have a message for your lord and lady.
20:10If I were you, I'd rouse them sharpish.
20:14I can take that message.
20:15The lord and lady are unwell.
20:17Bad eels.
20:19My fault.
20:20My mother always said when it comes to eels, only eat them in the months.
20:23Shut up.
20:26Well, good night.
20:30It might interest you to know that I have a particular set of skills.
20:35Mostly pertaining to killing people.
20:37So, tell me where they are, or I'll use this as a teachable moment for my young friend here.
20:46They went for a moonlit stroll.
20:48You know what newlyweds are like.
20:53Exactly where did they go?
21:03What?
21:04What?
21:05You were staring at me.
21:06No, I wasn't.
21:08Fine.
21:12It's just, that's not how you hold a dagger.
21:14Oh.
21:15And I'm only saying that so you can defend yourself when we're inevitably attacked by a bunch of bloodthirsty etians.
21:20Right.
21:20What am I doing wrong in your expert opinion?
21:24It's your, it's your wrist.
21:25It's too delicate.
21:27Let me show you.
21:27Did you know that the old king was obsessed with Edward learning the art of combat?
21:31Oh.
21:33Archery, sword play, hand to hand, etc.
21:35Et cetera.
21:36And we were educated together until the age of 10.
21:37So, as someone who bested Cabo Faro at the age of 8, I can confidently say you're holding that dagger
21:42like a fortune sword.
21:44And I could take it from you in 15 seconds flat.
21:48I doubt that.
21:49You shouldn't.
21:51Shall we put it to a wager?
21:53You have nothing to wager.
21:55Remember, you're skint.
21:57There must be something you want.
21:59Name your terms.
22:01I want to ask you a question.
22:03And you must answer honestly.
22:07Agreed.
22:10And I'll expect the same from you.
22:13Agreed.
22:25Come on then.
22:43I win.
22:46June.
22:49June.
22:52June.
22:54June.
22:54June.
23:21I take it all back, you're the greatest swordsman who ever lived.
23:24Now, come on, ask me your question.
23:28Tell me about the first time you changed.
23:31Why won't you talk about it?
23:36You promised you'd answer my question.
23:39I lied.
23:41Come on.
23:47The funny thing about heavily spiced, rancid Tudor wine is that it tastes an awful lot.
23:54A succulent little beauty, wouldn't you say?
23:57Like guilt.
23:59Nice wedding, Mother.
24:00She's yoked to the crap he was peeking up for life.
24:03And she's got to shag him.
24:05Disgusting.
24:06Lester will be asleep in his cups by midnight.
24:09I've told the servants to lubricate him well.
24:12But what about tomorrow night and the night after?
24:14Yeah, that's enough.
24:16We need his money.
24:18Now go to your room.
24:19Go on.
24:19Scram.
24:20Scram!
24:24Scram!
24:28Hi.
24:31What?
24:32So, about Dad, do you think he...
24:36If he wants me to help craft some feeble defense, then he is pissing up the wrong tree.
24:47Will nothing change your mind?
24:50I know a salted little badger likes a tickle.
24:53Ow!
24:54You can go outside and relieve yourself against some plant, you concupiscent peasant.
25:02My father shall be born alive for a crime he did not commit.
25:05And you, to whom I have exposed my bloody beating heart and my wanton turgid member, cannot care less.
25:14What kind of woman are you?
25:16I am not your mother or your wife.
25:19I am your superior in rank and circumstance.
25:22And I am wary of your ceaseless presence in my life.
25:26Thank you for your confidences and your, uh, youthful vigor.
25:30Neither service is further required.
25:38Are you absolutely sure?
25:53Go up to my bedroom and wait for me there.
25:59And don't touch anything.
26:06Almost midnight.
26:07Gods, we're lost.
26:08We're not lost.
26:09It's ten minutes that way, trust me.
26:12Oh.
26:13I spent years in these woods.
26:15My father sent me here when I first changed.
26:18We will find your beastly maid.
26:22Beastly maid?
26:23She's my best friend.
26:25Yet she never told you the truth about herself.
26:28Oh, imagine that.
26:30I'm sorry, is there something you wish to say to me?
26:32Yes, you're a deceitful, penniless arse.
26:35You tricked me into this marriage.
26:36In order to save my own life?
26:37At the expense of mine.
26:39The punishment for intermarriage is death, which I'm certain you must know.
26:42I'm risking my life for yours right now.
26:44Not for mine.
26:44Susanna's.
26:45You're the most important person in the world.
26:48Yes, actually, which I'm sure you would never understand.
26:50Try me.
26:56My father died at sea and suddenly we had nothing.
27:02My mother locked herself away.
27:04Margaret stopped talking.
27:07Catherine just wouldn't stop crying.
27:10I was all alone.
27:15Until one day, the new maid asked me how I was.
27:19Nobody had even thought to ask.
27:21Nobody cared.
27:23Susanna always cared.
27:28She always made me laugh.
27:31Well, that is rare indeed.
27:42Tread softly.
27:43Very close.
27:44How confident you are.
27:52The bag.
27:53Yeah, well, you can do it.
27:56Well.
27:57I love trouble.
27:59Are you sure she's going to be here?
28:01Susanna?
28:04Wait, that's her.
28:04That's your hostage.
28:08Yeah, she's going to be there.
28:09Trust me.
28:10Are you sure?
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:11I promise she'll turn off.
28:12Jane, let's just go.
28:14Wait here.
28:14We'll be back.
28:15Go on.
28:15Don't leave her waiting.
28:16She set you up.
28:24Jane.
28:25Jane.
28:26Stop it.
28:26Jane.
28:27Susanna!
28:28How could you do this to me?
28:31Don't move.
28:32Or he'll gut you.
28:33Jane, you really will.
28:34He hates Aetians.
28:36I thought you were in danger.
28:38I'm such a fool.
28:39I was coming here to rescue you.
28:40I am in danger.
28:41No, you just want money.
28:43Money you don't need.
28:44Well, we do.
28:45Oh, spare me.
28:46It's the truth.
28:47Aetians cannot survive another winter in the wild.
28:50Not with the new Kings and Guards.
28:52They torture us.
28:54Burn our camps.
28:55Lock us off.
28:55Everyone knows that the pack are a bunch of violent criminals.
28:59This is your husband.
29:03I don't wait.
29:04I'll slide.
29:08We are not criminals, Jane.
29:10I mean, yes, we steal to survive, but we try not to hurt anyone.
29:15I see you are with the pack.
29:17How long?
29:18Since you left my mother's house?
29:20Well, far longer.
29:21Does it matter?
29:24I thought you were my friend.
29:28I scrubbed your floors.
29:32Was I really your friend, or was I just there?
29:36In all the years I worked for you, did you ever really ask about my family, or where I come
29:41from?
29:45Okay.
29:47Tell me now, please.
29:52I changed young.
29:57my parents beat me half to death
30:00the pack saved me
30:04they helped me find work in a noble Verity home
30:08I was safe
30:11until you asked me to run away
30:18take this
30:21I know it doesn't fix anything
30:24thank you
30:27Jane
30:32yes, again
30:33quick, hurry
30:35the only Verityans are dead
30:37oh gods, we have to help him
30:39now wait
30:49let's get out of here
30:52you have to go
30:53lucky what we have here
30:57go
30:58Jane, be careful
31:01hold
31:08come back
31:09I can see you
31:09come on
31:13no
31:13captain, leave me
31:15no
31:20I thank you to take your sword out of my face
31:24be quiet
31:25listen to your husband, lady Jane
31:28oh yes
31:30we know who you are
31:31and we have orders to kill you
31:34like this, Mr. Phillips
31:36you'll make a crack in Kingsland guard, Hodgkins
31:43Jane, run
31:52I've got you now
31:55kill him, Hodgkins
32:08holy shit
32:10holy shit
32:16run away
32:18run away
32:19no, come on
32:19run away
32:20no
32:20stop
32:21stop
32:22stop
32:40if you ever have the opportunity to make l'amour
32:43after nearly being killed by your cousin's soldiers
32:46following an attempted rescue of a faked kidnapping
32:49by the metamorphic underclass hiding in woodland camps in your divided kingdom
32:54well, you simply must
32:55it's tremendous fun
32:57you
33:02no
33:03no
33:04no
33:06no
33:07no
33:18no
33:19no
33:19no
33:19no
33:19no
33:25God, I want you
33:30gods
33:31we had a deal
33:37this
33:38is
33:40madness
33:43yeah, you're right
33:45this is madness
33:50I bid you goodnight.
34:02There's less dissent for me.
34:03He's passed out drunk. Mother made sure of it.
34:07Thank the gods.
34:09You need more wine.
34:21Margaret, I...
34:24I always thought with Jane marrying Guildford,
34:27Mother would find me someone I could actually love.
34:31You can't stay married to him.
34:33I have no choice.
34:35You're giving up. You're pathetic.
34:37And you're a child.
34:39But one day you'll be just like me and Jane
34:40and every other noble girl in the kingdom.
34:43You'll do what you're told.
34:45Fuck that.
34:54I thought you didn't sleep.
34:58I thought you knew how to knock.
35:00I did.
35:01For quite some time.
35:03I could hear you snoring through the door.
35:05What do you want, Guildford?
35:07Believe it or not, I came to see if you're alright.
35:16Those men we bested were Kingsland guards.
35:19And they knew our names.
35:20They were looking for us.
35:21Why would they want to kill us?
35:23I don't know.
35:25I'll write to Edward first thing.
35:30Look, Jane, I don't want to be the kind of man that doesn't keep his word.
35:37You asked me about the first time I changed.
35:44It happened the day that my mother was murdered.
35:49I'm so sorry.
35:52Please.
35:54Don't make me talk about it.
35:58I promise.
36:01I'll never lie to you again.
36:11I'll try another cure tomorrow.
36:13And then you might get your precious divorce.
36:18If therapists were invented in 1553, our brooding, tortured hero would be a different man.
36:24And this would be a different story.
36:27I can be loved you, baby.
36:28But they weren't.
36:29I'm a man.
36:30And he isn't.
36:32I spell everything.
36:32And it can't be.
36:34So here we are.
36:44I can be loved you, baby.
36:45I spell everything.
37:13How long does it take the average person?
37:17If the average person is a roomy-eyed septuagenarian with liver failure, sleep apnea, dropsy, galloping syphilis and, of course,
37:25gout, the answer is...
37:30Not long.
37:44Has anyone seen Lester?
37:48Hmm?
37:50Oh.
37:57Seems to have taken a bit of a turn.
37:59That's a pussy.
38:05Hmm.
38:14Come on, girls.
38:17Busy day.
38:26The king is dead!
38:29The king is dead!
38:30The king is dead!
38:39Didn't I tell you it would be worth the wait?
38:43Call the council.
38:46It's time to read the will.
39:09It's time to read the will.
39:13Pet, what would you do?
39:16Petunia!
39:19Thank you all for bearing witness on this historic day.
39:23A historic day, indeed.
39:26Ah!
39:27My lord Seymour.
39:28The king's will.
39:32Where's the royal seal?
39:34It'll be fine.
39:35Seymour.
39:36The king's seal.
39:37It'll be fine.
39:38Stop micromanaging me.
39:41My fellow councillors.
39:43I confidently believe that our king left us in the most capable hands.
39:48So let us see whose hands those are.
39:53I have King Edward's will.
39:59And it bears his royal seal.
40:07Oh, my word.
40:15Jane knows she ought to be researching, but she just can't stop thinking about Guilford,
40:22his tragic past, his uncertain future.
40:26And if a cure even exists, will she ever find it?
40:35My lady, a messenger from London?
40:38No, my husband's not in, I'm afraid.
40:40It's for you.
40:43A message for me?
40:53You from the palace?
40:58Edward?
41:01King Edward is dead.
41:04Oh.
41:05God.
41:10His majesty named you heir to the crown.
41:15Long live Queenchen.
41:18I don't know.
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