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My Lady Jane Episode 4
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00:06I've been preparing our next attempt.
00:08No!
00:10You are being poisoned.
00:12How bad is it?
00:12Catastrophic.
00:13We must move you to the north turret.
00:15They must have fallen trying to escape.
00:16Why do we need a body?
00:18You have the will?
00:18Of course I have the will.
00:19Your name's me.
00:20Find Lady Jane Grey and her drunken spouse.
00:23Kill them.
00:23Do you know the punishment for Ethian Verity intermarriage?
00:28If I tell anyone we're all dead.
00:29Now, nice and steady.
00:31You'll make a crack in Kingsland's yard, Hodgkins.
00:34Like this, Mr. Phillips.
00:40I want a divorce.
00:42I must confess something dreadful.
00:44Edward is already dead.
00:46That makes you queen.
00:48Yes, I shall be.
00:49Those men we bested were Kingsland guards.
00:51They were looking for us. Why would they want to kill us?
00:53Lord Seymour, the King's will.
00:55I have King Edward's will.
00:57His Majesty named you heir to the crown.
01:00Long live Queen Jane.
01:18I have King Edward's will.
01:20The King's will.
01:25I want a divorce.
01:26The King, when I die, the King, in the Sun.
01:28Aeau, the King, in the Moon.
01:29I want a divorce.
01:45Behold, England's new monarch, Queen Jane Grey, and her consort, Guildford Dudley.
01:54Is this a dream come true for our reluctant couple? Or a nightmare incarnate?
02:02I'm sure everything will work out just fine.
02:17Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
02:22Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
02:34Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
02:40Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty.
02:47Must I call you Your Majesty?
02:50No, you call me Jane. Nothing's changed.
02:53Everything's changed.
02:54From now on, we address her as Your Royal Majesty, Queen of England.
03:04Your Royal Majesty.
03:06Jane has been in shock for hours, but her mother showing this level of respect and deference is, frankly, fucking
03:13bonkers.
03:20How could you give her the crown?
03:22You said you had the will. You said it named me.
03:24I said I had a will. Look, I will look into this.
03:28Oh. Daddy's robe looks breathtaking.
03:33I was Daddy's firstborn. It should have been me before Edward.
03:38And now a girl is finally on the throne.
03:42And it's Jane Soddy and Grey.
03:44Even her name is boring.
03:46Hmm.
03:49I'll simply have to kill her myself.
03:52Really?
03:54How?
03:56Go to shed?
03:57No.
03:58No, you'll just cock it all up again.
04:00Oh, please. Please, Mary, don't shut me out.
04:03I shall spy on them.
04:05Everyone has secrets.
04:07Then we'll turn the country against them.
04:10Oh, my love.
04:13Soon I shall take my rightful place on the throne.
04:15With you is my key.
04:18And our pure red Verity children will rule for a thousand years.
04:27Give me the key to your zoo.
04:29What?
04:30Key?
04:30Zoo!
04:31Now!
04:41Her Majesty awakens.
04:48And my...
04:51Is this Edward's bed?
04:56And his robe?
04:57It's yours now.
04:59Your Majesty.
05:01Hmm.
05:03I think I might be sick.
05:06Everybody out!
05:07Out!
05:07Go!
05:12Grief doesn't hit you all at once.
05:14It comes in waves.
05:17Like the world's most lugubrious hangover.
05:23How could he do this to me?
05:27He's not even warning me.
05:29It's so typical.
05:30Why would Edward name me?
05:34If I may say,
05:36His Majesty always held you in the highest esteem.
05:40I loved him too.
05:43I only wish I'd been with him at the end.
05:46To offer comfort.
05:48The Messenger told me that he threw himself out of a window.
05:53Is that true?
05:56They say he was in the final throes of a poison-induced delirium.
06:02Apparently, Lord Dudley had been slowly poisoning him for some time.
06:07Do you jest?
06:09Rarely.
06:11Lord Dudley has been imprisoned for the Kingsman.
06:14You said that you were not there at the end.
06:19Why is that?
06:21He wished to be alone in the North Turret.
06:26Edward chose to subject himself to the freezing damp of the North Turret.
06:33I don't believe it.
06:37Neither do I.
06:45Can the murderer truly be her father-in-law?
06:49The idea is flabbergasting.
06:51But if not him, then who?
06:53I mean whom.
06:55I mean...
06:57Who?
07:21When he's missing.
07:29Guildford.
07:31Are you alright?
07:34No.
07:35He there.
07:36You?
07:37No.
07:37Well, you know.
07:39This is as close as the English ever get to admitting emotional turmoil.
07:45Sorry I was delayed. I...
07:47You went to see your father?
07:49He swears he's innocent.
07:52Do you think he's innocent?
07:54My dad once banished the Duke of Coventry to Ireland in order to steal his lace maker.
08:01He's a conniving bastard, but he's not a murderer.
08:04Jane, I promise you.
08:06Well, someone is.
08:08Whoever killed Edward tried to kill us too.
08:13I must find who did this. I owe him that.
08:16We will.
08:18It's almost dawn.
08:20I wish you could stay.
08:26Vulnerability from the indomitable Jane Grey.
08:31Sensitivity from the unconscionable Guildford Dudley.
08:41We can't do this.
08:43I know.
08:47We must both be very careful, Jane.
08:50This place isn't safe.
09:06Wake up!
09:07Rise and shine.
09:08First day as queen.
09:11Come on.
09:11Your kingdom awaits.
09:12Good morning, Mother.
09:15Giles.
09:20Whoa!
09:21Jane is so lucky.
09:25Mother, is this really important?
09:26I'm fine in my old clothes.
09:28No, you are not.
09:29You are queen.
09:30If you don't act like a monarch, the people won't accept you as one.
09:34King Henry was so resplendent with jewels that he actually glowed.
09:39Don't you want to glow?
09:41Fine.
09:42The green one, please.
09:47We're about to embark on a coronation extravaganza.
09:52Banquets, pageants, tournaments.
09:54I'm ordering new anointment oil and having the rod and scepter polished.
09:58Not too much.
09:59Not too less slippery.
10:00But they'll jolly well sparkle.
10:02Wonderful.
10:03This is divine.
10:04Why are you wearing a wedding ring?
10:06Mummy made her marry Lester.
10:09What?
10:10You are unbelievable.
10:12He died, I'm fine.
10:13He died, she's fine.
10:14And before you embark on a predictably indignant speech, consider this.
10:18Thanks to me, we are rich, safe and happy.
10:21So...
10:22Will this take very much longer?
10:23I must speak to the Privy Council.
10:24About Lord Dudley.
10:27Guildford thinks his father is innocent.
10:28The Dudleys always think their fathers are innocent.
10:31They never are and they're always executed.
10:33Edward wouldn't want an innocent man executed on his behalf.
10:36I have to get ready.
10:37Jane, can I give you some advice?
10:38No.
10:39From now on you must be calm, in control and above all regal.
10:43Margaret of Anjou had a saying, live in the now.
10:47Her husband suffered bouts of insanity and I can't see how it served her, but somehow it did.
10:51Point is you are queen, act like it.
10:54I intend to.
10:56Ah, Catherine, that's not for you.
10:58No.
11:01I want a bowl of codling apples.
11:04Fresh every day and no brown spots ever.
11:07I want the best Spanish claret for breakfast and the most excellent Rhinish for lunch.
11:14Ah, here we are.
11:18The door won't open itself.
11:29Yes.
11:32Yes, I can tolerate this.
11:34No, come and get out, get out, get out.
11:49Jane wants to appear regal, but come on, look at these tools.
11:56Innocent I am, on bended knee, imploring your majesty, in agony.
12:02That syntax is agony.
12:04Don't scowl at me, you snivelling muck spelt.
12:07At this angle I can see up your nose.
12:10Dudley, the Tefano was in your pocket.
12:14Explain it to me.
12:15That's an order.
12:16Do you honestly think that I would ruin a Venetian velvet cloak by stretching out the pocket with a leaden
12:26poisonous box?
12:27What, I mean?
12:28Then how did it get there?
12:30Tell me.
12:30Your majesty, please focus on the facts.
12:33You were clearly oblivious to his plotting, but as a direct result of the king's death, Lord Dudley's progeny will
12:39take the throne.
12:41Ipso facto.
12:42He had the means, the motive, and as royal counsellor, the opportunity.
12:49And I have a witness.
12:51What witness?
12:51What witness?
12:52Why, a cook.
12:54A cook?
12:55Who saw Lord Dudley administer said poison.
12:59Lies, lies, lies.
13:03Huh?
13:04You fool!
13:06Like many leaders before and since, Jane is realising she has inherited a troubled administration.
13:14Charles.
13:14In a divided kingdom.
13:16Otherwise known as...
13:18Charles.
13:19A shit show.
13:22Find me that cook.
13:27And you're quite sure it was the day before the Feast of All Saints?
13:30Course.
13:32I'd had a long day on my feet in the kitchens and I got a nosebleed that night.
13:36So I went down to get a pinch of bread to plug up the blood.
13:39You know, works a treat.
13:41Then I saw that scoundrel.
13:42Lord Dudley.
13:44That's right.
13:45Him.
13:45Sprinkling a powder on His Majesty's pottage.
13:49Bring me the powder gel.
13:53How did you know that it was poison?
13:55Did you see it?
13:58Yes.
13:59I...
14:00He had it in a bowl.
14:02What kind of bowl?
14:04A golden one.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Shiny.
14:07A golden bowl.
14:09Not a box.
14:10Yes.
14:11Yes.
14:12Just from the east.
14:15Oh, the east.
14:16What's the cafe?
14:18It's east Norwich.
14:22Lovely there this time of year.
14:23Have all your majesty's questions been satisfied?
14:28Thank you for your time.
14:29Of course, your majesty.
14:31Just one more thing.
14:33This palace ledger says you weren't working that day at all.
14:39Well, the scoundrel and the powder.
14:44You're lying.
14:45And you aren't even good at it.
14:47Release Lord Dudley immediately.
14:49Why did you do this?
14:50Were you forced or bribed?
14:53Answer me.
14:54And I will remind you that the punishment for bearing false witness is the removal of one's eyeballs.
15:01With a spoon.
15:03I...
15:03Forced or bribed?
15:07Tell me now.
15:12Oh, God.
15:13Oh, God.
15:14Oh, God.
15:21Oh, God.
15:22Beast!
15:24The cook was Aethion.
15:27Yeah.
15:27So I skewered her.
15:29You're welcome, your majesty.
15:31Seymour, you cannot just kill people.
15:34That woman...
15:35Not a woman, a beast.
15:36So, Dudley was indeed innocent.
15:39And the cook was the poisoner who made the whole thing up.
15:41Well done, you.
15:53God, this tension.
15:56Oh, wow.
15:58Nasty, nasty, please.
16:07Is that one?
16:09Shortest.
16:12I am offering you freedom and riches in return for a tiny favor.
16:23If that interests you, get in the box or stay here and wait until Lord Seymour returns to plan his
16:33next experiment.
16:35Your choice.
16:42Relax, it's almost sunset.
16:45You're safe in here.
16:46New stables are bigger than your old digs, but I've done my best for making coffee, my lord.
16:52Why didn't you just call that horse my lord?
16:58Lord Seymour, I said Milo.
17:02His name is Milo.
17:03Oh, right.
17:06Don't just let your steed wander around, good God's man.
17:10I'll tie him up.
17:11I heard that bastard, Dudley, dismissed the royal grooms from these stables.
17:17Why is that?
17:18The Dudley family of their own grooms.
17:21And it was the Queen's orders, my lord.
17:25Whose is this bed?
17:28And whose garments are these?
17:32My, my lord.
17:33Hardly.
17:34This is velvet.
17:38Must be your masters.
17:41Nope.
17:42There's only one explanation for this.
17:50Her majesty has kicked Guildford Dudley out of her bed already.
17:59Indeed, my lord.
18:01May I show you out?
18:03Did you hear about the cook?
18:05I wager there are more beasts hiding around this palace.
18:09Perhaps you might tell me more as we walk.
18:15Ha!
18:15My sword.
18:17I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, honestly.
18:28Horses.
18:30Rats with hooves, really.
18:46I need a drink.
18:52Petunia?
18:54Petunia?
18:55Petunia, where are you?
18:58I took something that didn't belong to your sister.
19:02Please don't hurt her.
19:04Do you think Seymour and I are fools?
19:07Edward's will.
19:09You stole it.
19:13Edward had a right to choose his heir.
19:15You sneaky little wench.
19:18Please, let her go.
19:20You care more about this mongrel than you do your own sister.
19:24No, Mary, please.
19:26Forgive me.
19:27I'm sorry.
19:29You must make it up to me.
19:31I will.
19:32I promise.
19:34See that box?
19:36What's inside?
19:38Never mind about that.
19:41Place it next to Queen Jane.
19:43Tonight.
19:44Do not look inside.
19:46Do not look inside.
19:47Do not tell her so.
19:52Ah!
19:54Surprise, surprise.
19:55Baroness Mount Eagle, or as I like to call her, Mount Everything, has put herself forward to be a lady
20:02-in-waiting.
20:02Can you please stop that infernal racket?
20:05Oh, Lady Somerset.
20:06If only Jane could enjoy sycophantic communiques as much as Frances.
20:11What time is it?
20:12Felicitations.
20:13Well, that's quite a long word for her.
20:14You know what she called me when I married your father.
20:16A relentless and permanently dissatisfied schemer.
20:20Who's the schemer now?
20:22Wench?
20:22Catherine and Margaret will be my ladies-in-waiting.
20:25Yes.
20:25Oh, please, can I?
20:26Yes, that's fine.
20:27And me?
20:28No, I have bigger plans for you.
20:33Your Majesty.
20:35Bess.
20:36I thought you might enjoy these.
20:39Books always make me feel at home.
20:41Thank you, Bess.
20:42You're welcome.
20:43Actually, wait.
20:45Please stay.
20:46Have a drink with me.
20:48We could toast to Edward and talk about life at court.
20:51I'd be delighted, Your Majesty.
20:55My brother was a shocking cheater, Carl.
20:58Yes.
20:58And every time we caught him, he would just laugh and ask us to play again.
21:02It's hard to say no to family.
21:05Tell me, Bess, were Lord Seymour and Edward very close?
21:09I suppose one problem with being monarch,
21:12apart from the questionable notion of divine right and inherited absolute power,
21:18is that loyalty cannot be taken for granted,
21:19even from royal counsellors.
21:23Bess is talking about Edward making you upset.
21:30I just miss him.
21:37I miss him too.
21:40I'm glad you're here.
21:41And that he chose you.
21:44As to the subject of power,
21:46I always found Isidore of Seville's thoughts on the matter most enlightening.
21:51I must be off.
21:54Princess Bess?
21:57Guilford.
21:57Jane.
22:02Shall we?
22:08Seymour's behind everything.
22:09What?
22:10He poisoned Edward.
22:11I'm sure he sent those men to kill us in the woods.
22:14Do you have proof?
22:15Not yet.
22:17When I was questioning the witness who's a palace cook,
22:20she was looking at Seymour like she was terrified of him.
22:23And then she ran away and...
22:25she turned into an Aethion.
22:28And then they killed her.
22:30Just like that.
22:31Like she was nothing.
22:38Jane, we need to talk.
22:43This is untenable.
22:45We need to discuss how our recent change in circumstance affects our arrangement.
22:49I still need a cure and I presume you still want a divorce, so...
22:52It all comes down to this.
22:54Does our deal stand?
22:56It does.
22:57But right now we have bigger problems.
22:59Jane.
23:00Every second I remain here,
23:02I'm a liability to you, to my father and to myself.
23:05Why can't you understand that?
23:06I do understand.
23:07Then why don't you try?
23:08I've been a little busy.
23:10Nothing's worked.
23:11You were supposed to be the scientist.
23:13You were supposed to have a legendarily curious mind.
23:15I am.
23:16And I do.
23:17Well it sounds to me like you're giving up.
23:18I've never given up on anything in my entire life.
23:20Is that so?
23:21It is so.
23:22Really?
23:22Really.
23:22Then prove it.
23:39I'm sorry.
23:40I know you don't want this.
23:42Where should she go?
23:44That's a good idea.
23:51No.
24:14Guilford, Dad, welcome back.
24:17Going somewhere? Married life confounded you already?
24:22This was a mistake. She won't help me like you promised.
24:26And I may as well have a target on my back.
24:27I'm going to Florence. There's a library there with a letter in it from St. Francis of Assisi which might
24:32help-
24:33Oh, that dingbatty won't have any good ideas.
24:36I can't stay here. It's impossible.
24:38Oh, now what have I told you? Nothing is impossible. Look at me.
24:42I was condemned to death. Here I am alive. It's thanks to your wife.
24:47Oh, my boy. It's time to talk about your future. Come on, pop yourself down.
24:57Jane must name you king.
25:03You can't be serious.
25:05As consort, you're nothing. I mean, you're at best a pretty toy. But as king, you have power, yes, to
25:15protect yourself and to search for a cure. You can devote every moment, every resource to finding it.
25:22And until that happy day, you're safe. In the crown. On the throne.
25:34What?
25:36Marrying Jane was never about my cure.
25:39It was about the kingdom. It was about you.
25:42All right.
25:43I'm a horrible monster for wanting my son to be king of England, yes?
25:47For wanting to finally, at long last, redeem the family name.
25:51Look, the truth is, Guilford, I have spent a great deal of energy and expense breaking the law,
25:59putting us all in danger, hiding your secrets just to keep you alive.
26:04All I ask in return is this. Now, don't let your one floor hold you back from greatness.
26:37I'm sorry.
26:37Careful, pet. Blackadder's bite is deadly.
26:54Aethion!
26:56Petunia!
26:57Don't be frightened. Thank you for saving my life while here with Mary.
27:01I... I'm just so sorry that I couldn't protect your brother.
27:07You tried to save Edward.
27:09Yes, but I failed.
27:12Tell me everything.
27:26Now, Phillips!
27:32Go on then, Archkins.
27:34Now that is.
27:42Dreams.
27:45Mysterious, yet clarifying.
27:49Kingsland Guards are controlled by one man.
27:55Lord Seymour?
28:13I win.
28:15I win.
28:27I win.
28:27Your Majesty.
28:28Lord Seymour.
28:30I need a list of kings and guards.
28:33By name, if you have it.
28:35Of course.
28:38Why?
28:39Are you thinking of expanding their numbers?
28:43Why would I do that?
28:45My kings and guards uphold the vision laws.
28:48Without which we would be living cheap by jowl with the beasts.
28:54Every guard by name, as requested, your esteemed Majesty.
28:58Here we are.
29:01Oh, you little shit.
29:05Oops.
29:07How clumsy.
29:11So much for that idea.
29:20Lord Seymour.
29:21I'm having a little supper party tonight.
29:24Oh, really?
29:27Oh, really?
29:29Looking forward to seeing you there.
29:35Supper party.
29:42Jane's throwing a supper party.
29:44That's what I thought.
29:48Oh, gods, it's her.
29:50The next time I see you, I'm going to wear that puppy as a hat.
29:54Bess, I won't let her hurt you.
29:56I promise.
29:57Go.
30:01Sister.
30:02Lord Seymour.
30:03Sister.
30:04Tell me what happened.
30:06The snake was dead.
30:09Dead?
30:10Yes, I suppose there wasn't enough air in the box for it to breathe.
30:15But in any case, dead.
30:19Alas.
30:21Such a sweet gift to offer Jane.
30:25She does love the natural sciences.
30:30Squidgey.
30:31You should have let me choose the beast.
30:34Snakes are notoriously female.
30:37No.
30:38I know my sister.
30:39She's lying.
30:40Bess doesn't have the guts for the delicate requirements of court life.
30:44You mean murder?
30:45Yeah.
30:46Yeah.
30:46Pet some tofana.
30:47This blasted supper party.
30:49Jane Grey dies tonight.
30:57Bygones.
30:58Chums again.
30:59Bygones.
31:00Chums again.
31:01Friends.
31:02Hello, darling.
31:03Not now.
31:03Friends.
31:04My daughter, the Queen, welcomes you to her humble soiree.
31:09Thank you for coming.
31:11My beloved Queen, how can I ever repay your intellectual fortitude, your filial loyalty?
31:19All that I have is yours.
31:22Right, drinky poo.
31:24Jane.
31:25Guildford.
31:26I don't like it when we're fighting.
31:27But you're so good at it.
31:29So are you.
31:30I just need you to give me your word.
31:32I will.
31:33I will dedicate every resource to it, once Edward's killer is caught and punished.
31:40How's that coming along, by the way?
31:42I'm outfoxing him as we speak.
31:43I'm intrigued.
31:59Leather satchel, red ribbon in here.
32:01And Jane said there would be a key in the box with the rose.
32:11There's nothing.
32:11What is it?
32:13Bollocks.
32:19I am honoured to be your queen.
32:22And I know that you shall all protect me.
32:25As you so dutifully protected my beloved cousin.
32:30Your Majesty, I have been waiting for this.
32:32The chance to offer my most heartfelt.
32:35Congrats.
32:36Thank you, Princess Mary.
32:38Pickled chestnuts up the body.
32:40Fascinating.
32:41Pickled chestnuts up the body.
32:44It's actually how I survived smallpox.
32:47I mean, if it's smallpox you're talking about, you must think of cousin Simon of Swanage.
32:54Gilford, you must come with me on the hunt tomorrow.
32:57The elk is best at dawn.
32:59Alas, the only thing I'll be hunting tomorrow morning is my pillow.
33:03Of course.
33:03You have a shit-faced, ale-soaked reputation to a bowl.
33:07He's a reprobate.
33:09And three cheers for that.
33:11A reputation that is greatly exaggerated.
33:13Yes.
33:14I've been thinking, what exactly do you do during the day?
33:19We're intrigued to know.
33:21Well, I, I mean, I...
33:26I mean, doesn't it seem odd to you that she would poison the king?
33:29What could her motives have possibly been?
33:31Well, beasts, there it is, of course.
33:33What a silly question.
33:35I think it's time for a toast.
33:36Yes, a toast.
33:40That sounds lovely.
33:41Thank you, Lord Seymour.
33:44As I was saying, to our clever queen for sniffing out the Aethion in our midst.
33:51There's always been rumor of an Aethion in our court.
33:55So I, for one, am truly grateful.
34:04Oh, wait, wait, wait.
34:06I just, er, I just want to say a few words about how proud I am of myself.
34:17Don't worry, I've got this.
34:22Where did you learn to do that?
34:23Shut up, I'm concentrating.
34:26You see, raising three children as a single mother was a challenge that I accepted and conquered.
34:37And now my eldest is queen.
34:39Mother.
34:39Just like my own dear Maman, who was queen of France.
34:43For seven weeks.
34:45To mothers.
34:48Oh, silly me.
34:51I'm actually the only mother here.
34:54Whoops.
34:56Drink up.
34:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I need your performance ready.
35:03To me.
35:07Oh, I'm sorry.
35:09Sorry.
35:10Never mind, you idiot.
35:11You ruin everything.
35:13I don't have to defend me at dinner, by the way.
35:31I've been doing this a long time.
35:32How can you stand it?
35:34I don't get what they say.
35:35People that matter to me know exactly who I am.
35:39Right.
35:40What have we got?
35:42They look like letters, but I can't read them.
35:44They're in code.
35:45And if that's not an indication of guilt, I don't know what is.
35:50It's not at-bash.
35:52It's not a substitution cipher.
35:55It's the Alberti cipher.
35:57The what?
35:57I might not speak Aramaic, but I'm not a complete cretin.
36:02Come with me.
36:10Right.
36:14There it is.
36:17It's a cipher wheel.
36:22Why do you have this?
36:23Old King Henry used the Alberti cipher to communicate with the Holy Roman Emperor
36:27when he was trying to get his divorce.
36:29Anyway, he taught it to his inner circle, and then my father taught it to me.
36:33So, Simon knows it too.
36:35Cards, you are clever.
36:37Of course I fucking am.
36:45Night in the white fountain
36:49Never reached in the end
36:51They have a meaning to say
36:59Beauty I've always missed
37:02With these eyes before
37:06Just what the truth is
37:23I told you to meet me at my door.
37:27A grand gesture of chivalry.
37:28I hate gestures and I hate chivalry.
37:31Francis, my dulcet love.
37:33Every night I slumber soundly with wine-fueled dreams of us entwined together.
37:39In the nutty.
37:40Oh, my God.
37:44Will you do me the honour of being my wife eternal?
37:50No.
37:51But I love you!
37:52Oh, please, you do not love me.
37:55And even if I needed a husband, which I don't, I would not choose you.
38:00Why?
38:02Stan, you're just not husband material.
38:05I am so.
38:07I am the model of exuriousness.
38:10Well, if you were, your father and I would have chosen you to marry Jane and not Guilford.
38:18Yeah?
38:18Well, that was pretty stupid considering Guilford is an ee...
38:23Considering Guilford is what?
38:26Nothing.
38:27What is he?
38:29He is suffering from the class.
38:32If you ever want to see me again, you need to tell me everything now.
38:42Why did you stop Francis drinking the poison?
38:44Do you fancy it?
38:45Huh?
38:46Huh?
38:47Because every murder needs a purpose!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Ah!
38:56Ah!
38:57Ah!
38:58Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Those little freaks!
39:05What do you suppose Jane does with them all day?
39:06Some horrible lover's game.
39:10I don't suppose you could perhaps untie me, Squidgy?
39:13Something's going on.
39:14You know what else is odd?
39:16The grooms from the West Stables have been dismissed.
39:19Jane's orders.
39:21Jane's orders?
39:23What does she want with the West Stables?
39:24I have an itchy ear.
39:28Something jolly odd is going on.
39:30And I'm going to find out what it is.
39:41As dawn approaches, our intrepid codebreakers haven't found any evidence implicating Seymour.
39:48But they have found...
39:50My quim quivers in moist anticipation of once again flogging your terrified buttocks.
39:56Cheers, Mary.
39:58She wrote these for Seymour.
40:00These are filthy.
40:01Listen to this one.
40:04Unlike most citizens of Firenze, your Widowmaker is doing its job admirably.
40:12Do you think it means it's Willy?
40:16Wait.
40:17It's not as Willy.
40:18It's poison.
40:21The Florentine Widowmaker is Stefana.
40:24That's the poison that killed Edward.
40:26They killed him together.
40:31I thought Mary loved her brother.
40:34I thought Mary loved her brother.
40:35God, I am so naive.
40:39People are selfish.
40:41And disappointing.
40:45We must call a council meeting first thing.
40:47We'll go see your father.
40:49It's noon dawn.
40:59Be careful.
41:01Be careful.
41:16Mary?
41:18Queen Jane.
41:19Coming from the West Stables, I'll wager.
41:21I'm heading there myself.
41:23No!
41:23Wait!
41:23Mary!
41:24You can't.
41:26Really.
41:28Can't I?
41:30And why not?
41:32Because...
41:33There comes a time in every woman's life when she panics and makes a rash decision that she will regret
41:39much sooner than she thinks.
41:41For Jane, well, that moment is now.
41:44You killed Edward.
41:48I have proof.
42:07Give me the fucking letter!
42:11No!
42:23You are not the queen.
42:27Abduce or die, dear.
42:30Abduce or die!
42:39Oh no!
42:40Oh no!
42:44Oh no!
42:46No!
42:56You are not the queen.
42:57Like what?
43:00Your character?
43:01Well...
43:02Oh no?
43:03Look...
43:04You are coming, man.
43:08What do you see?
43:09I should see aстрel.
43:09Although it was on camera, I might not see a screen.
43:09All right.
43:45So Francis knows Guilford's secret.
43:50Mary knows Jane knows Mary's secret.
43:55And I have a secret, too.
43:58An intentional obfuscation for the purposes of elevated intrigue, or, in layman's terms,
44:04a twist.
44:05Because Edwin is alive, alive.
44:40It's a good way.
45:04But it is a good way.
45:05And it is a good way.
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